So my GF "adopted" a family for Christmas. We got a list of the toys that the kids were hoping for, and one of them wanted a Nerf gun. I told her "I got this one!". Now I'm at the store and have narrowed it down, but I figure y'all could help with the final decision. I'm not sure though if the kid needs more room defense / monster under the bed protection, or more something like to hunt large imaginary dinosaurs or trolls.
Which do I choose?
Option 2. More stopping power, but less rounds.
>>28053576
>>28053576
>clip
FUCKING NERF GODDAMMIT FLARING UP MY AUTISM
>>28053576
>rails
This one. Make him a future tripfag.
>>28053576
Go with option one, easier to swap mags than reload the cylinder in a pinch.
That said, this is barely /k/ related, but I don't mind it being here.
>>28053576
>"adopted" a family for Christmas
I can appreciate you're trying to do the right thing but most of those people are just welfare trash. Though, I suppose it isn't the kids fault.
>>28053651
I'm going with that one.
Also, I think this is very /k/ related. Is there anyone here who didn't have epic backyard gun battles when they were a kid? I know I did. This makes me really happy to do for Christmas. By far I've had the most fun shopping for it. This kid's mom was a victim of domestic violence. Who knows, maybe he'll grow up to be The Punisher or something.
Option 1.
Mag fed, bunch of stuff is detachable (which kids love) and with the railz they can attach other shit they may get from nerf on it to customize more.
I still have a (modified) gen one of these in yellow, so I'm marginally biased.
>>28053651
this option 1 looks badass and it has the shoulder part that goes up
>>28053576
#1 pesters the parents more
#2 looks like it could hurt more and has superior stopping power AND wound vectors, so
go for #1
>>28053576
Option 1 definitely
>>28053576
Option one definitely. Mega Darts might not even be around in a few years.
>>28053683
Fuck off, it's christmas.
It's Christmas time: get both of them. Don't be a kike.
>>28053576
Option 1 of course.
>>28053702
I used to love mine. Got my dad to help paintbit in tacticool green. It actually came out bretty gud.
>>28053576
You've been kucked and you're not even married yet
>>28053747
I don't see mega darts going away, but the normal darts are definitely more common if he has friends with nerf guns.
>>28053857
>megadarts
>.40
>>28053576
I wonder if those are actual 1913 rails. It'd be hilarious to get a kid a nerf gun and load it down with tacticool accessories.
>>28053895
I heard the FBI's kids are dropping megadarts.
>>28053576
WTF THE LAST THING THE VILE TURK
SYRIAN REFUGEES NEED IS MORE GUNS...
>>28054006
go away TripTriggerer
>>28053820
>not making your own cannon out of brass pipes and PVC
>not using 21k springs to launch washer tipped darts through wood boards for shits and giggles
Shit tier mate.
>>28053981
But, any round performs with good enough stopping power because of modern suction cup tips. They'll be back to regular darts soon enough.
>>28054038
I bet you thumb over bore...
>>28053683
Gf adopted a family one year. The dad had a nicer car than me.
>>28053846
>Helping a child in worse circumstances than you
>During Christmas
>keked
Jesus, youre just a wonderful person
>>28053576
>kids
You want to pick a bunch of smaller guns you can afford that will arm all the children.
Because a small army of lightly armed people is better than one armed person and a bunch of unarmed targets.
Go with option one. The Mega darts hit hard enough to make his siblings whine or his parents pissed and they'll take it away from him.
>>28053576
Option 1. Maybe get a rail attachment instead of the extra darts.
>>28053576
Option 1. If you have enough time for the shipping, drop $20 and get the kid 1000 Chinese darts. You can hardly tell the difference.
>>28054101
I did this two years ago for the operation angel tree thing... I was all fuck year nerf guns... All the little black named kids wanted PS4s and iphones and shit...
>>28053576
I would like to suggest something different. Get the kid two cheaper guns. That way he and a friend (or family member) can play combat against each other. Two cheaper guns and someone to play with is way better than one expensive gun and possibly being by yourself.
Option 2 OP
>Dat range
>Dat pump action
>Dat whistling sound of the darts
>>28053973
Not op, but having seen them in person, I think they're close enough to work. It's not like you need anything mounted tightly to hold zero.
>>28053576
Stryfe or Rapidstrike are the best nerf guns right now.
>>28055698
NERF CS-18 RapidStrike FTW
>>28053576
>>>/toy/
They have a nerf thread going on friend.
>>28054038
Ur stefans a shit m8
Brass breech Recon with koosh darts masterrace
>>28054038
Never did anything like that but I used to replace the rubber tips with thumbtacks. Made the neighbor kid look like he had new freckles
>not getting Mega Centurion for the kid
C'mon bro
>>28054100
sounds like typical dindu shit
>>28053576
>So my GF "adopted" a family for Christmas.
God how I hate women sometimes.
First one sucks. My nieces had it. It hardly shoots 5 feet, and in order for it to have any distance, you have to take the barrel off and ram down the round.
>>28056525
>that muzzle
Jesus Christ.
>>28054100
This sort of happened to me recently. My company does HVAC work for the county's community help program. Say some old woman who's living hand to mouth is in dire straights, they'll pay us to go out there and help. Well, this last call I got sent out on through them, this house was three stories, multi-thousand living area, swimming pool, four+ car garage. A mansion. The black guy who lived there had super cancer, though, and spent all his money on treatment, so he qualified for assistance now. I talked to him for awhile, and he kept giving me beers, so he was good people, but it was just kind of bizarre doing welfare work at such a house.
>>28056683
Welfare work stacks up.
Kinda story time:
>late grandad old highway superintendant, big fish in TINY pond, pillar of the community
>oldest son practically a blight on the local constabulary, on top of four daughters, and another son
>nan has to take care of them all, most sub-HS age when he died, they dead broke now
>house in disrepair
>sons go to work
>why?
>beer and rum
>flats and 40's
>go to town roofer
>new roof for a flat of beer
>40 of rum to the plumber for pipes
>so on and so forth
>until the house is brand spankin new apart from the damn foundation
>every tradesman in town out probably thousands
>so alchy a free flat quells the grumbling stomach
They were poor as shit all their home lives, but they had a great house and the town drank itself into poverty.
>>28053576
It's faggots like you that make niggers and welfare moochers feel welcome
>get them coal
>>28053857
Mega darts already went away once. Only recently returning after about a 15 year hiatus. So there's that.
>>28056423
Centurion a shit. It's a fucking jam-o-matic. 1/10 would not recommend. 1 only because it looks bitchin.
>>28053576
>Retaliator
>new nerf gun
>just a n-strike cs-6 with no sight or laser and a foregrip.
pic related master race
>>28053697
>when they were a kid
Shit man, I still do that shit today. granted the guns are all modded and we are usually wasted when these things get busted out.
>>28053602
DAT FUCKING STREET SWEEPER
GIVE IT TO HIM FAGGOT
>>28057364
Tfw mounting the longshot's scope to this.
>>28053576
That's awesome man, go with option one. My nephew has it and he fucking loves it
I was thinking of getting a NERF gun for my wife's son for Christmas and this thread convinced me.
>>28055698
what >>28056143
said
>>28053576
get that one that has a bunch of attachments, dont know what its called but its in a big ass box and and comes with a few attachments. You can buy more if you want, the really cool thing about that one is it is battery operated so you can go full auto with it and shit.
>>/toy/
way more useful than Nerf. Dont shoot your kid out kid
Get him the Maverick, it's literally the sexiest NERF gun ever made.
>>28053576
Wait, I wonder if those rails are reasonably close to picatinny size
I want to put an ACOG on a nerf gun for shits and giggles.
>>28053576
Why is nerf so much better at naming guns than everyone else?
>>28061665
Because its Nerf or Nothing. Seriously, they have had the best shit since I was in middle school.
>>28061647
I want to take the VFG off that nerf gun and put it on an AR just to make everyone butthurt.
>>28053576
Get him option one, and send a pamphlet on gun safety along with it so he builds good habits at a young age.
>>28061633
My brothers and I all have Mavericks. Can confirm that they are the snazziest bit of childlike play-combat joy you can buy.
Fun Fact: NERF magazines are a perfect fit for 7.62x54R.
>>28053651
>NERF
>barely /k/ related
>>28061647
They are. I've put my Eotech on my Longshot before and it holds well.
>>28053576
>monster under the bed, imaginary dinosaurs
I would go with the "agitate the neighbors pitbull until it mauls you" kit
>>28053697
is the mom hot?
maybe you could get the mom and your GF in a 3 way
>>28054154
>that gif
lol everytime
>>28053610
MUH MAGAZINE!
Get him a Rampage, a Strongarm, and shitloads of extra darts. Bonus points for an ammo can for dart storage.
>>28061633
Strongarm is so much better but not quite as sexy.
>>28053651
NERF belongs in >>>/toy/
>>28063800
>adopted
Narrow urethra or narrow uterus
>>28063800
>how to spot the newfag
>>28063800
Asshole
>>28056192
>>28063800
>implying nerf don't belong on /k/
>implying nerf isn't early paramilitary training
>implying nerf doesn't build the base for a long and happy relationship to guns
>>28061284
>>28056143
>using flywheel powered fishguns
>constant whining from your China-slave made RC motors
>inaccurate as fuck
Gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you to the cream of the crop of American foam slinging ingenuity and design. Welcome to Boltsniper Armament. http://www.boltsniper.com/BS-8/BS8.htm#video
>>28063895
no that's called an air rifle because killing things but nerf guns help too.
>>28053576
Having used both types of darts i can tell you that the MEGA hits harder but is less accurate. the accessories only hinder the first gun, but would be "fun" for a kid. I have a smaller mega and it's pretty great, basically a up sized mav that shoots mega darts.
>>28056776
kek
>>28053576
is this semi, auto, or pump?
>>28061302
do not go with batteries, You need to be able to shoot at any point in time, what happens when he runs out of juice? do you think the kid next door is gonna give him time to run over and ask mom for some more AA's? Naw he's gonna blow his fucking head off, and laugh the whole time. In war there are no breaks, and no take backsies.
>>28064084
Pump, it's on the top.
All of you faggots are wrong, the rival Zeus is the way to go. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XFfwXsr48kM
>>28064563
Ban high capacity assault nerf.
>>28064324
that's a retarded place to put a pump...
>>28064563
>needs batteries
>takes special snowflake boolits that will probably be harder to find after a battle
Perfect for a poorfag.
