>The m16 isn't accurate. It doesn't need to be because it shoots 3 rounds at a time.
>America still uses the B-17
>in the army they give you a 1911 as a sidearm
>the m9 is more powerful than the 1911
>the deagle shoots sniper rounds
> Dumb things you've heard noguns say
"I own a lot of gunz"?
>>28041789
>the deagle is the best weapon in the world
>if you join the army you get to pick which weapon you get to use
>guns kill people
>how did we lose wwII if we had machine guns?
>actual select fire assault rifles are completely legal and available for any schmuck to buy without a background check
>getting shot by a 5.56 from an ar-15 is far deadlier than a round from a hunting rifle
>"Assault-rifle 15"
Glock 40
>>28041789
>is it the shoulder thing that goes up?
>I know how to shoot a real gun.
>teaching gf how to shoot with an air rifle
>"how strong is the kick?"
>"really strong"
>>28041789
>Half the shit /k/ says
/thread
>>28041789
My college professor
my brother has an assault rifle, it's called an ar-15.
Girl in the same class (if you can call it that)
Why do you need 30 round clips to go to a
gun range? that's sadistic!
>I know how to use a gun
>you just point and shoot
>AK-47
>the deagle is my favorite gun
>you own a AK-47?
>you own a assault rifle?
>you mean it's not rapid-fire?
>why did you buy it?
>I'm coming to your place if anything happens
>I'd rather use a sword/knife for home defense
>zombie apocalypse
>zombie apocalypse
>zombie apocalypse
>>28041932
Are you just going to shitpost in every thread to advertise that you're the new tripfag of the week?
Calling anything that looks like an assault rifle an AK47
Dad's dumbass girlfriend asked where I got my gun license, who watches me at the range, how did you go shooting if you're not 21? I'm 21 now and she still asks dumb shit like this, she's scared of me carrying my gun, I carry it everywhere and she doesn't know.
>You can't hunt deer with semi automatic rifles
>Hunting with guns doesn't take any skill
>Hunting with bow and arrow is more humane than using a rifle
Also why do actors love to jam their thumb into the ejection port?
>old timey muskets were really weak
>>28042059
Holy shit
ITT: dumbasses complaining about all the trolls they feed.
>>28041982
No. Because I'm not shitposting I'm just telling the truth you faggots can't stand hearing.
>>28041789
> 22 is the most dangerous round, cause it ricochet inside of you.
Guns kill people
>>You don't need an assault rifle
>>You don't need a high capacity clip. (Dumbfounded when corrected that it is a magazine not a clip)
>>Second Amendment isn't about protection from our own government
>>people don't need guns because the National Guards are the militia mentioned in the Second Amendment and only organized militias should be armed
>>For home defense all you need is a double barrel shotgun and fire both barrels in the air to scare off robbers
>> .22 is enough to kill anything more like 9mm or .45 is for small penises
>>28042697
Heard this parroted to me as a child for years.
The older I get the more frustrating it is for people to not understand the differences in caliber.
Also hearing these
>Muh .50 CAL
>Muh .45 is a handcannon
>muh .22 is most dangerous cause it richochets off bone
>muh daddys .357 is the loudest most powerful revolver ever
>muh 7.62 x AKfortyseven round can tear your leg off with 1 bullet
>muh "I heard about a cop who shot a guy on pcp 38 times! with a 9mm. Until backup arrived and put him down with 1 shot from a glock-40"
>>28041880
>actual select fire assault rifles are completely legal and available for any schmuck to buy without a background check
I remember some newspaper making that claim not too long ago. Come to find out they were talking about a semi-auto AR, not a machine gun as they'd claimed in the title.
>>28041880
i would much rather take a hit from a 5.56 green tip than one of my .243 hunting rounds.
>5.56 goes in and out clean provided it doesn't fragment
>.243 mushrooms and exits with a 4" wide gaping wound in my back
as much as i'd rather not get shot, i'll take the 5.56 any day of the week over a hunting specific cartridge.
Anything to do with silencers
>silencers slow the bullet down
>silencers make the gun go pew pew
>only criminals use silencers
>mfw silencers are more common than not in my country, anyone can buy them
>>28042774
>muh daddys .357 is the loudest most powerful revolver ever
Kek'd very heartily
>>28042762
Basically this, but let me add...
>people don't know "well regulated" means "well working/functing well" in the 2nd ammendment
>".50cal is the largest ammunition ever made!"
>"you can't overthrow the government! Its too big and powerful!"
Because...
>muh drones
>muh SWAT teams
>muh seal team 6
>muh fighter jets
>muh military industrial complex
>muh "government is /ALWAYS/ good!"
>muh "you wouldn't actually be willing to die for your freedoms if the government took them, /just be thankful if they don't drag you from your home and kill you before you have a chance to try and rise up/"
>>28041879
Because, Heinrich, we focused too much effort on stuffing der juden into ovens and also invaded Russia in the winter.
Guns kill
>>28041982
I only told my two best friends (both with wifes and kids); about my collection of modern rifles ammo stash, and food water, and geqr for ONE person: (aka an AKM, 16" ar, a2 style ar and scar 17), and they BOTH said that shit about "coming to my place in an emergency"; now im legit scared they will, because even if ive known them for 20 years letting them in may kill me and compromise my fortress. What to do...never even tell the people you trust most.
>>28043000
>Not knowing Germans invaded in July, then waited for a month so they could bring tanks over the ice
Nice try Ivan.
>>28041789
>America still uses the B-17
I have never heard this, is there a story behind it?
>>28042683
>truth
>>28042968
I get that second half a bit from friends then politely remind them that only 15% of the populous supported the civil war and that every government has been overthrown by a far inferiorly equipped citizenship at one point in time or another.
>>28042059
>Hunting with bow and arrow is more humane than using a rifle
Wouldn't it be the opposite? I mean, I don't hunt so I'm not sure, but it seems like an arrow would put the animal in more pain than a bullet.
Reading a Nick Travers novel.
>He reached into his pocket and clicked the slide release on his Browning.
>>28042683
Which is what exactly?
>>28043217
I saw two Forest Service B-17s fitted as fire fighting tankers at Cody Wyoming as late as 1982.
>>28044002
Not him, but it is. That's why it's so mind boggling if some dumbass ever says that. I'd rather get shot in the chest by a 7.62 NATO or 30.06 than hit with a fucking arrow and spear.
>>28043234
Wow it's almost as if I'm in 2009 again! Great meme-posting friendo, keep it up!
>>28044040
That /k/ can't handle 5 fucking minutes without backpedaling and being hypocritical.
>>28044079
Who are you?
>>28044139
A new troll, just ignore him. He's all over the gun culture thread.
>Only Police and Military are trained enough to have firearms
>Any true hunter only needs a .30-06
>The .50 cal Barrett (M107) is such an amazing gun
After hearing I'm a ranger
>My nephew's son's best friend's dad was a Sniper on seal team delta!!
>I was going to join up but (Insert something that's not a dis qualifier or easily wavered)
>We should go kick them isis fuckers ass (as their dorito encrusted fingers get nacho cheese shit all over my controller)
>Why do you drink so much? Is it your PTSD?
>>28041789
Why is he holding it like that? He can't even pull the trigger while having his hands like that.
>>28042787
>i would much rather take a hit from a 5.56 green tip than one of my .243 hunting rounds.
You wouldn't be saying that if it was out of a 20" barrel.
>>28044222
Would having high function autism void me from joining the military or cant hat be easily waved?
>>28044292
Don't tell them
*POOF*
Now they just think you're stupid, but can still pass an ASVAB
>>28044079
Quit being such a... a...
>>28044222
Thank you for your service.
>>28044079
>mad about memes on 4chan
>>28044079
Double nigger
>>28041789
You'll shoot your eye out kid!
>>28044079
>That /k/ can't handle 5 fucking minutes without backpedaling and being hypocritical
maybe that's because /k/ is not a single person, and if can actually believe me, i know this is hard to understand, but every anonymous is not a single and same person writing, there are multiple people who don't use trip codes like you do, also please consider that you don't need to use trip code in a thread where it's not necessary to recognize you.
now if you comprehended all of this, have a good day.
if did not, well read it again, slower this time.
>>28044310
God damn it don't start that shit bro
>>28044079
>ITT: Dumb Things You've Heard From Noguns Say
--Trips Edition--
>>28044333
lel
>>28044325
>mad about frogposting, furries, weebs and bronies
Damn right I'm mad.
>>28044329
Double triggered
>>28044346
>Majority of /ak/ thread
>Shit-posting anime everywhere and then shocked when compared to bronies / furries
>Absolute demand that GR15 stays a rule but don't want to be contaminated for doing the exact same thing they did
Yeeaaahhh suurrree...
>>28042053
Sounds like a right cunt.
>>28042059
This is how career criminals guarantee they don't leave any finger prints at the scene of the crime.
>>28042860
>saying "silencers" and not calling them by their proper name "suppressors"
>>28041789
>Every AR-15 is an assault rifle.
>Having a pistol grip on a shotgun makes it easier to fire from the hip.
>You're not going to go hunting with a "machine gun".
Pic related
>The life of an intruder is worth more to society than you having the right to defend yourself against them
That probably sounds like a strawman argument
I just made up, but I've actually had that argument used against me. I sidestepped it by bringing up the example of a woman using a firearm to defend herself against physically stronger rapist or burglar, they didn't feel like going after that one.
And last but certainly not least:
>>28041932
>People who /thread their own post
>>28044407
2/10, here's your reply
>>28044407
I thought a suppressor was the name for the category of accessory & silencer was a unique type of suppressor. Technically wouldn't it be a silenced suppressor or silencer suppressor because a muzzle flash suppressor certainly doesn't have the same effect as a silencer
>AK47 is less accurate but is more powerful
>AR-15 is more accurate but less powerful
>>28043127
Nigga you should use this opportunity to get them into firearms. Or at the very least buy some ghetto blasters or other cheap guns for when they do come over, plus some more food and supplies for them.
See its an excuse to buy more funz and preps. Plus if shit actually does go down then you'll be their very own Rick Grimes, only marginally less crazy (this is /k/ after all) and with proper gun handling and tactics.
>>28041836
>if you join the army you get to pick which weapon you will use
this
>>28044395
>>Majority of /ak/ thread
>>Shit-posting anime everywhere and then shocked when compared to bronies / furries
>>Absolute demand that GR15 stays a rule but don't want to be contaminated for doing the exact same thing they did
what? so you're one of those people who hate anime just because?
don't get me wrong, i too hate it when it's shoved on my face like a cock.
using the "4chan is anime imageboard, deal with it, UMAD :DDDD"
but how does that connect to anything i said in previous post?
>>28044222
Thank you for your cervix
>>28044222
Press (F) to pay respects
>>28044229
He can't even look down the optic with his eye missing like that.
>>28044614
you can stop samefagging now m8 we understood your joke the first three times
>>28044585
Because you implied I implied that all this anime bullshit was coming from one person and I had to make clear to you that that was not was I was implying.
>>28044222
Gracias para ti cerveza.
>>28044631
i never mentioned anime
>That /k/ can't handle 5 fucking minutes without backpedaling and being hypocritical.
where in this is anime mentioned?
im just baffled about, this... implying of implications
>>28044628
Fucking samefags amirite?
Also thanks.
>>28044628
Tag all of the posts you think are me so I can screenshot and prove you wrong that there when there is only one (you). It's board culture when someone divulges their military service to fuck with them. Everyone is prior service here and the only ones that admit it are mostly attention whores.
>>28044349
Is that you? How's the MP7?
>>28044395
>actually getting mad about anything on the internet
youve been posting something like once every 5 minutes in multiple threads for the last few hours
get a fucking life faggot
>>28044452
Too dumb it down as much as possible, this is mostly true.
>>28041976
Man.
It causes humans or animals pain for you to sit at your lane shooting 30 times in a row so you'd have to enjoy causing pain in order to have a 30 magazine clip in half a second.
> You can't suppress an 8.5 inch AR. You'll blow the gun up.
>>28042047
>calling anything an assault rifle
>>28044783
I have a life- just taking the day off.
>>28042697
>took CPL(ccw) course
>instructor says this
>realize it is because half of the women there couldn't even shoot their .22 properly
>wife is keeping a 4" group through all range time with a 9mm
Seriously, my wife was the only woman not shooting a .22
All from same guy
>"I would never own a pistol"
>"you want a pistol? Get a usp. 45 it comes with a flashlight!"
>"a katana wielding fighter would beat a broadsword user any day"
>"omg call of duty this"
>"why wouldn't you get the acr? It's better than any other rifle" (speaking from call of duty experience)
I didn't even talk with him, dude butts into conversations about weapons I'm having with coworkers sometimes.
Super huge beta fag kek. Thought a trilby/fedora/le fancy hat was classy. Saw him flirt with all the female coworkers and get harshly turned down. Always complained about how women turned him down. Major edgelord.
He quit months ago but holy hell he was the worst.
I have a few stories if anyone is interested.
>>28044953
Of course we're interested. If there's ever anything more, there's enough interest to share it.
>Go to ANS store
>Checking out 40mm filters
>Guy says dont open the seal!
>ask 'why?'
>you will let the oxygen out!
>'how long will this filter last?'
>a few hours
>.......
>You can buy a full auto bolt to make your AR15 a machinegun. I saw an article on Huffpost about it!!!
>>28044861
If I met you in person, I would plaster my ass over your mouth, press with the force of a thousand suns, and deliver a giant corn-filled shit directly into your throat
>>28041932
>newtrip
>/threading your own post
>shitposting
Why can't more people that aren't faggots become trips?
>>28044969
>>28044953
Also forgot the the reason he'd never own a pistol is because he "only uses bows".
So we'll call this guy C.
>C seems like a cool guy at first, quickly turns insane
>met him out one night with people as we're sitting around making a big group with everyone in the establishment
>meeting new people is fun
>he joins in, seems like a cool guy
>we talk back and forth and we get on the topic of jobs
>he "served" in the US Air force, didn't make it through basic, yet considers himself a veteran
> I hate my job, but we're hiring and he needs work so he sends in an application
>a week later he comes in for an interview
Clad in his air force boots, denim jeans, canvas belt, white Polo tucked in, tie, Oakley sunglasses, and to top it the fuck off a goddamn trilby with a skull plastered on the side
>nope tf out of there
>somehow ends up getting the job (I'm working on welding degree, got a shitty service job so in retrospect I'm not surprised)
>pic related C's fancy hat
>>28041836
I actually had a guy tell his friend
"That's what they use (m4) before they level up to something else"
When he found out I'm in the army.
>>28045047
Because reasonable anons know why its pointless and gay to be a trip.
>>28045084
>he frequently needs rides home since busses don't run as late as we work
He pays for gas and tells me everything so I deal with it
>one day he tells me he got a gf
>wtfbbq.png
>he shows me picture, she cute, says he's meeting parents soon
>only been dating a week, meeting parents, whatever
>he tells me that in the meeting they got on the topic of guns and how her father collects
>nambu, luger, 1911A1, original mp40, several pueces of uniforms, WWII stuff out the ass
>desperate and mighty need to meet the man
>he brings up how bows are superior and argues with her dad
>next week they break up
>stifling laughter
>aww man that sucks why you guys break?
>"I'll tell you why... because nice guys always lose"
>know a smug canakek
>"Canada does it right, we don't let you have guns. you can use them at the range but you have to leave them there. Guns aren't allowed in your home. They have to be in a locker at the range."
>"That's why we don't have any gun crime."
yeah idk
>>28044845
>not calling a select fire rifle chambered in an intermediate cartridge an assault rifle
Probably the hardest I have ever tried to laugh is when this stolen-valor/marine wanna-be was talking at a party about guns. I join in and he mentions he has a gun that was his grandfather. I am interested and ask him about it. He goes "He took it off the dead body of a Russian in our war against Russia. I carry it on me to remember what he fought for". Note: I am American. Me and my friend exchange glances and I ask him to see it. He pulls out a fucking Glock 42 in .380 and shows it to me. He claims it was dated to 1948. Supposedly we had this war against Russia in 1952 and Glock supplied the Russians for whatever reason. I was beginning to think this guy was retarded. I was proven right later that night when I learned he had accidentally shot the guy hosting the party's fish tank. Needless to say he was kicked out. I remember him screaming that he "would get his revenge after he joins the Marines" I pray a drill sergeant kicks his ass.
>>28045136
Damn, I would have asked to get that chick's number just to get in contact with her dad.
This is all providing he wasn't lying.
>>28045175
>has a gun that was his grandfather
that would be really fucking awesome
I know they do that shit with diamonds/gems out of ashes
>>28045175
What a cunt
>>28045212
Grandfather's sorry haha.
>>28045136
>new girl at work
>C is thirsting and has never known the touch of a woman
>tries to talk with her but she seems awkward
>I talk with her, she used to valet for a high class restaurant
>start talking to her about cars
>she gets into it, knows her shit, goes on depth about engines, best cars to turbo/charge/best ways to make rock crawlers, mudding machines, racers
>we talk all our break as C looks onward
>I can see the jealousy in his eyes
>suddenly breaks our conversation
"You guys should date"
>I met this woman 30 minutes ago
>we both shut him down, start talking about weapons
Ohboyherewego
>she likes the walking dead
>ohboyhereweslowdown
>gets onto how her asian grandmother passed down katana collection to her
>C immediately goes batshit
>"YOU HAVE KATANA OMG I'M GOING TO YOUR HOUSE RIGHT AFTER WORK HOLY SHIT I NEED TO SEE THEM"
He didn't even talk for 30 minutes and is already inviting himself over to her house
>>28044861
>idea of a relaxing day is shitposting on 4chan
>>28045212
Not him
But when my dad passes im going to use his ashes as carbon content for a blade.
Gonna start a tradition.
I bet the sword ends up haunted as fuck in 3 generations.
>"Have you shot your AK 47 in full auto?"
>No, it's not a select fire weapon. Those are a bit tougher to find and a bit out of my budget.
>"Why don't you just grind the teeth (locking lugs?) on the bolt to make it full auto?"
>Well because then I'd blow my face off even if that worked, it would be a felony
>"It would work man, I know it would "
This goes on every time me and a coworker are talking guns. And every time we bring up buying a new gun he offers that same shitty advice. Fucker also knows a guy that sells suppressors without paperwork.
A little bit off topic but it's a good one
>Be at sisters wedding reception
>sitting next to tweedle dee and tweedle dip shit while drinking
>Tweedle dip shit finds out I'm a vet
>Starts telling me how he was a Ranger Medic
>I ask him when he what year he went to SOCM as I went there as well
>says "I didn't go to SOSCM. They needed Ranger Medics badly and since I have my nursing degree they took me"
>That's not how it works
>Ask him where he deployed to
>Iraq
>Where in Iraq?
>Kabul
He then starts to talk about how he was shot by a kid and how he had to shoot the kid.
ITT: enthusiasts complaining that regular people don't know jargon
>>28045239
Is yours not?
>>28045237
Go on
>>28045291
what profession do you work in where nogunz have a concept of how to nigger rig a select fire?
>>28045336
>Implying it's hard to know that a filed down sear will nigger rig a FA
>>28045315
What's your point?
>>28045293
>Kabul is in Iraq
>Shot a kid
My god do I hate these people. I was worried when American Sniper came out it would be worse and I am think it is. I was buying ammo at Bass Pro and some fuckhead told me he fought against the Taliban in Iran. Of course he then asked me if he could have my spot in line because "My leg hurts from getting hit by shrapnel" I just ignored him.
>>28044724
He's clearly a fucking dumbass. Guys, stop feeding him.
>>28045349
>Implying a true nogunz knows what a fucking sear is.
Also, my contribution:
>automatic weapons require gas to operate. You also need to replace the gas cans every once in a while. It's normally in the grip. Kinda like a bb gun.
>>28044772
Yes I am.
>Don't touch the revolver, it might be loaded!
>I already checked, it has no rounds
>Don't be an idiot, check for bullets inside of it, that's how people kill themselves
>what?
>it might have one in the barrel ready to fire
>>28042059
>oh what a good boy am I!
>>28045148
Well, we don't have any GUN crime (even though there's a shooting from time to time). We still have a lot of stabbings.
>>28042683
ooooh careful FAGGOTS he's an edgy one!
>>28045336
I'm a USAFag. Ironically, our career field is called Munitions Systems.
>>28045159
*With detachable magazines.
>>28045370
>Implying a true nogunz cares about the difference with semi and full auto
I was talking about someone like the guy in the story who has half a retarded concept of how to nigger rig something
>>28045370
>>automatic weapons require gas to operate. You also need to replace the gas cans every once in a while. It's normally in the grip. Kinda like a bb gun.
Haha holy shit. I think you got trolled.
>>28045293
>says "I didn't go to SOSCM. They needed Ranger Medics badly and since I have my nursing degree they took me"
I usually bust out fake tabs the same way
>Oh wow you went to Ranger school too? Which one did you go to? The one in Florida or Georgia? What class number?
>Oh I went to the Florida one, class 9731, the ol '31s they'd call us
>Wow bro thats nuts, did you ever get to shoot an ASUP or a Harris?
>Yep all the time
>>28045354
>Fighting in Iran
Unless that idiot wants to start a new war, that's possibly one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
>>28045335
>at one point C had a fiancé
>she broke it off, sucks, but it really damaged him, sent him a little crazy
>one day when I'm taking him home he confides in me
"After this ex fiance bullshit I need a one night stand"
>ooooookayyyyyyyy
"So far I have 3 candidates. Well technically 2. Couldn't get confirmation on the other"
>wtf confirmation???
"Yeah I was talking online and she was cheap"
Motherfucker u wat
>yeah Craigslist makes it easy
MOTHERFUCKER U WAT
>proceed to push him into the deal
>still don't know to this day if C fucked a Craigslist $20 hooker
>>28044030
>this faggot doesn't walk around without his slide all the way back
>>28045441
Post faster nigger
>>28045441
Holy shit.
I mean no judge if you want a hooker, but a craigslist one? Man that's asking for trouble.
Has he ever used a gun or a bow?
>>28045031
I'm sure you would. I'm sure you would.
>>28045047
Because trips, good or bad get ran off by "MUH ANONIMITY- GO BACK TO PLEBBIT REEEEEEEEE" posters. [spoiler]but not me...[/spoiler]
>>28045239
>Not wanting easy chuckles
>Not wanting to ruin other sperglord's days over something so small
>Not wanting to sit back and relax in a chair for a good portion of the day
It's like you don't know how funny this place can be.
>>28045398
>le edgy meme
Wew lad- fresh into the boat? I haven't even been given the chance to teleport behind you...
>>28044395
>people like things I don't like!
>the website with STEEL roots THOUSAND TIMES FOLDED in GLORIOUS NIPPON has anime!
>n-no i didn't just get kicked off ar15 dot com
>>28045136
>"I'll tell you why... because nice guys always lose"
holy shit that's marvelous.
>>28044532
tfw watching The Pacific, seeing people getting revolvers in the mail
>>28045489
actually, if you're a decent person who's educated about most topics, you can actually be accepted as a tripfag.
>>28042047
It doesn't even have to look like an assault rifle.
>>28045451
I'm by no means a looker but I can steal girls from him
>one day C calls me and needs a ride home from the local book store where he tries to pick up chicks
>walk in clad in uniform
>he's trying to talk to a qt3.14 while she awkwardly looks for a way out
>I see this and offer her a way out
"Come on C let's go"
>looks me up and down
>"who's this" qt asks
>tell her I'm his ride and take time to talk with her
>have some fun, make her laugh, flirt a little
>she enjoys my company as C looks on, jealousy in his eyes
>10 minutes into flirty eyes
"Alright anon time to go"
But we just started talking
"I have stuff to do come on"
>fine
>get qt's number
>leave
>he's silent all the way home
Another story about him failing with the ladies cont.
>>28045084
>polo
>tie
the /fa/ggot in me is triggered
>>28045489
You seem salty as fuck.
>>28045536
Exactly. People like OPpenheimer are generally welcomed because they actually contribute to the discussion when needed. I've never seen this faggot before but my impression of him is some faggot who's probably posting on his blog about how 'I TOTES TROLOLOLED THOSE 4CHIN SHITLORDS'
>>28045549
Having a shitty time this week. Thanks komrade, doing gods work
>>28045549
Any of these girls work out for you?
>>28041976
>Why do you need 30 round clips to go to a gun range? that's sadistic!
Okay, this is precious.
>>28045549
I'll be honest. If your story is true then it may seem likely that C may try to kill you. Probably with his GENUINE NIPPON STEEL KAHANA.
>>28041883
Nothing wrong with a big optic ready 10mm
>>28045583
Man, just don't reply to them, they feed on it.
>>28045489
this place is usually dank maymays and general gun discussion, then you showed up and sperged out shitposting in every thread taking things too seriously and demanding attention
>hurr it was just for keks
no youre a retard.
>>28045489
>im le tripfag so u can tell hoooooo all dah hot maymays come from!
>kek, trolled again!
>>28041789
this dumbass nig from a show about gangs
http://imgur.com/a/WE4gZ
Introducing cityfriends to funs:
>scream and jump when I dropped a round on the couch next to them while showing how to load a mag.
that's about it. they're not retarded, just completely ignorant due to being city.
>>28044045
>1982
>2015-33
Some real up-to-date information you've got there.
>>28045489
stop using my fucking name nigger
>>28045624
Just asking, but when did this guy start posting? Most trolls don't bother to use a trip.
>>28045549
>one day while he got a ride from me he's talking about a failure
"I met a girl today"
>Ohboyherewego
"I saw her across the cafe. She's sitting there typing on her mac. She's so cute so I start talking to her"
>knowing how autistic he is I brace for failure
"She was so sweet, so nice, the most beautiful smile"
>oh shit
"We talked for an hour. She was laughing and smiling all the time"
> probably looking for a way out
"I ask if she wants to hang out sometime and she says..
>you know I would, but I'm not here for long. I'm travelling for college and I'm only here for a week. I've been going from city to city for months and I'm so tired
"Oh okay"
>begins to unleash pity party
"Alright I'll be honest, I only come here to meet girls. You seem super nice and if you're in the area call me"
"Blah blah blah my fiancé"
"Blah blah blah basic training"
He didn't get a call back.
>>28045661
Oh god I'm multiplying... perfect.
>>28045661
don't even start
>>28044002
arrows will fuck you up, especially if you hunt with obsidian/stone tips. Glassy rocks tend to shatter and fragment when they hit ribs and bones.
>>28045688
it's almost like you could be called cancerous
>>28045679
I had no start- and I will have no end.
>>28041883
10mm master race
>>28045336
shoe factory
>>28045697
It's almost as if I myself am just a cell from a much lager mass... hmmmmm.
>>28045679
No idea, it's my first time on here since GG happened. Nothing has changed though, they trip because it gets attention easier. If everyone refused to respond to them they would probably go away.
>>28045689
fuck off reddit i know way more about guns and guns and weapons then you ive played call of duty since world at war came out when you were in 2nd grade
>>28045730
yeah that's called a tumor
>>28044452
eh, at a very simplistic level kinda?
>>28045737
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>28045739
thanks faggot. now go smoke lead and get your own
>>28041789
>>the deagle shoots sniper rounds
>>28045549
That's kinda dickish.
>>28045593
No problem. I love telling these stories
>>28045598
No they didnt. Mainly because I have a gf and had her all that time. Just really liked to fuck with him. She thinks it's hilarious too.
>>28045615
He would if he wasn't so poor. He would definitely go mall ninja if he could afford a flea market katana
Next story is about his most major fuck up
A bit of back story
>I hang out with a few women
>one of which is the toughest most bad ass woman I have ever known
>small and fragile looking
>yet lifts a freakishly large amount for a 5'4" skinny female
>has trained in martial arts
>has a temper
This woman has a grandfather that has been on death row for 20 years for a crime that has nearly been proven that he has not committed.
Every time his date comes up, they review evidence and extend his time on death row.
The topic is extremely touchy for her
>>28045780
I prefer weed, because I like to have a good time and not act like an outrageous wacky internet personality desperately clutching at fame because I'm unsatisfied with my irl social life and relationships.
>>28045148
That's not even remotely true. Our laws suck but they don't suck that much.
>>28045826
oh boy
>>28044222
For an anon going inna army soon what do you recommend I do?
>>28041789
Just to stop this thread from derailing:
>I would rather use a knife than a gun of someone pulls a knife on me because it's fair.
Shit, I didn't realize that playground rules apply to life-threatening situations. Does that mean that we should kick nature out because it keeps on using natural disasters on us?
>>28045762
I really can't fucking believe this right now.To start off, my ex boyfriend anon-28045762 is the reason of my rants. I'll explain what happened.
Okay, so we just get back to our flat, and I'm feeling extra kinky. I quickly get naked and grab a candle and a lighter. I can feel my breasts bouncing around as I rapidly ascended the stairs. I was so horny! My nether regions were getting quite wet as well. I waited until John fell asleep. Ah yes, I love watching him in his sleep. After an hour, I sneakily crept into his room. I lit the candle, moistened by my hand-sweat, and stared at the tiny candle light with admiration. I set the candle down, and stripped John of his clothes. I got a really good glimpse of his amazing sausage. I got on top of him,and grabbed the candle. Mmhmm, this was gonna be perfect. I then carefully poured the liquid candle wax on his pubic regions, where it then descended to his scrotum.As it made contact with his skin, John screamed at the top of his lungs and jumped, making me fall off of him."WHAT ARE YOU DOING WOMAN??" Oh my God. Is he really asking that? "John, what the fuck? I'm pouring candle wax on you." He then looked at me with confusion and anger. "ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?" At this point I really, really lost it. I couldn't believe it. Is it true? "John...a-are you...gay? I was doing something hot and kinky for you, how could you not be aroused by it?" I started to cry. My hunny John was gay! "John, we're through. You could have told me you were gay! How could you hurt me like this?" His face was red with his gay little fury."WHAT THE FUCK SUSAN. I'M NOT GAY, YOU LITERALLY POURED CANDLE WA-" No it was too late for him to try to get me back. I will never, date a gay man.So yeah, that's my story. I'm honestly still trying to recover from it. Could he not have just told me he was gay in the first place? Not lead me on, and then at the perfect moment, crushes my heart and cums on the pieces
>>28044772
>Everyone is prior service here
all veterans of the great cheeto uprising of '06, some brave souls also fought valiantly in the in the war against mom's tyranny and the hateful basement tax.
>>28045687
Lurking.
>>28044407
It's defined as a silencer by the ATF. They can be used interchangeably.
>>28043127
>people who believe everyone who points out that the german decision to invade russia without proper winter gear or preparations for winter are russians, also storm faggots
>>28045489
>>28045830
What fame? This is just another faggot who's probably only been using his trip for a month or so.
>>28045872
>mfw i'm just skimming your post because you cant even fake the trip
>see 'gay, candle wax'
>instantly remember that time I got too drunk at a party and passed out before everyone else.
>woke up in the morning with what I thought was candle wax dripped on my butt as a 'haha fuck you' joke
>it was totally cum
>someone fucked me while I was passed out drunk in a tent
>I will never know who.
Fucking thanks anon. Some shit I don't want to remember.
>>28045784
>kinda dickish
>kinda
No, that's the supreme level of dickishness. A good man never does that to a friend.
>>28045549
You're going to be 4'10" 180 pounds with patchy facial hair and chronic acne in your next life.
>>28044421
>The life of an intruder is worth more to society than you having the right to defend yourself against them
If the intruder puts you in a situation where you have to defend yourself, then you've contributed to society by putting them six feet under. That would be my argument.
>>28045904
yeah, he's desperately clutching at fame, i.e. fame is not firmly in his grasp
>>28045784
>>28045918
/k/ can be /b/eta.
The guy's a born kek if anon doesn't do it to him, someone will. Just appreciate how funny it is.
>>28045918
hey guys, it's C!
>>28045913
no fucking way. time stamp or gtfo
>>28045946
this was like two years ago after setting up camp while chugging hypnotic. And then a shameful walk home in the morning. Anon please just leave me alone.
>>28045913
All that's left is for you is to start a blog and become a feminist.
Seriously though, that is fucked up.
>>28045516
I wonder what channels people had to go through to get to have a personal sidearm during WWII, or was it just mail them a gun with some ammo for it.
>>28045826
>one day I'm telling this female friend about him
>she wants to meet him to see if all of this is true
>go to the bookstore to see if he's there
>sure enough he is, creeps up behind me
>starts attempting to flirt with femanon
>mainly scooting closer to her and ogling her while making jokes only he laughs at
>femanon is a bit creeped out but for some reason stays
>topic gets to places we'd like to visit
>I say Texas because Muh suthern
>gets on to the topic of stereotypes and how everything is bigger
>filling in conversation waiting for C to fuck up
Belt buckles, steaks, food, people
>Other friend that tagged along: "prisons"
C: "yeah especially their asses when they drop the soap"
>being a survivor of sexual assault (thus her reasoning for learning self defense) and having a grandfather on death row it goes
>[ ] not triggered
>[x] absolutely ass blasted
>grabs C by the throat and explains through gritted teeth about her grandfather and about how she doesn't take rape jokes lightly
>continues talking as C's face begins turning blue
>I grab femanon away to avoid killing the guy and drag her outside to calm her down
I have no doubt she would've broken something on him if I left her there.
They never met again
Still kinda feel bad about it, still kinda laugh seeing him terrified of getting his face pushed in
>>28045961
Did you enjoy it?
Because I sure did.
>>28045961
No. I want a stamp you pathetic fuck.
>>28044222
>My ASVAB was too high for infantry
>>28045961
Motherfucker you need a hug.
>>28045385
My point to him was that the relatively similar gun laws in canada might not be the reason gun crime is so low. I made the point that the browning BAR, the vz58, and semi-auto shotguns were legal.
>>28045970
Considering you could take home prizes, it probably wasn't that difficult
>>28045784
Yes it was dickish and I do feel bad about it some days.
But then I relish in the keks he gave me.
I didn't know that people like that existed
>>28045918
That's future me. I saw an opportunity and I took it
>>28045244
that sounds super edgy but strangely tasteful
>I like it
>>28046004
>edgy
heh
>>28042860
Typically the most most effective silencer will reduce muzzle velocity because the baffles are in contact with the projectile and cause drag. It's not much but it is there
>>28045973
moar
>>28045976
>>28045946
Anons, where were you when a double nigger tripfagged not only once, but twice, so he could parody himself
>>28046002
>I do feel bad about it some days.
Congratulations, your repentance has lifted the curse.
>>28046031
cont., see below
>>28045661 in response to >>28045489
>>28045700
You sound like this autistic guy I went to school with who wore all black with fingerless gloves and said gay retarded shit like that, thinking he sounded deep.
>SKSs and AK47s are basically the same
>The Chinese military still uses AK47s
>AK47s can't jam
>The US military never used Russian weapons
>Guns are legally easy to get in Russia
>MP5s are straight blowback which makes them more reliable
>The Saiga is the best semi auto shotgun
>Taking the disconnector off of firearms makes it full auto
I hate Oklahoman noguns
>>28046018
kek
I didn't even notice that until you pointed it out I was too busy thinking about
>muh swords
>muh katanas
>>28041836
>guns kill people
Haha, yeah as if.
>>28045403
because there are so many intermediate select fires without detachable mags to get confused over
>>28046031
Honestly, this shit'a pathetic and the guy may be suffering from depression. Hey guy, if you're in need then come get a hug. Same goes for the anon who got raped.
>>28046123
>tfw I like fingerless gloves
>tfw I might be autistic
>>28046134
I wasn't aware that most noguns know what an SKS is.
>>28046145
triptriggerer is a double-niggering shitposter who harasses rape victims
tru human bean
>>28046160
in all likelihood he was probably imagining an SVD
>>28045985
>>28046145
Seems like you're the one who really wants a hug.
>>28046160
SKSs are pretty popular here in Oklahoma, and they have reputation in the hood for being cheap so a lot of people here know about it.
>>28046134
>The US military never used Russian weapons
this is wrong?
>>28044532
i figured you get no choice but does it work by rank or the area you get assigned to?
>>28046148
> fingerless gloves
>katanas
anon do you have a neckbeard too?
>>28046221
The US used Mosin-Nagants designated as M1916 in the 20s as training rifles and were actually used in combat during the Archangel Campaign.
>>28046171
He's someone else completely tho. He's my 2nd cancer cell. Because unlike other tripfags. I multiply.
>>28046134
an ak47 is pretty standard actually for a gas action, it can jam.
how many illegal old guns are lying around in russia anyway?
>5.56 designed to wound
>ACUs a good pattern
>Russia could push our shit in even without nukes!
>You'd never win in a war against the government!
>The 2nd amendment doesn't apply anymore!
Also anyone else feel a little guilty when asked if you ever fantasize about killing people? Like, not school shootings or anything like that; but I do have an erection for operating in esoteric urban environments (Monaco for example).
>>28046294
It's clearly not because you responded in the same way with your differing faggotry-identifier, whereas previously the 2nd one to come along was doing the shittiest forms of shitposting
you're just a filthy double nigger
>>28046326
>Also anyone else feel a little guilty when asked if you ever fantasize about killing people?
Nope. Because I don't.
>>28046205
Lucky you. Meanwhile, SKSs are banned here as they look like AKs somehow.
>>28045867
Get a RASP contract if you want to Operate, otherwise it doesn't really matter what you do. If you have time to prepare, you need to be working out 5 days a week, focusing on intervals and compound lifts.
Basic/ait/OSUT is going to ruin whatever you have right now. Don't be a retard and over eat once you're out of it. During basic be in the middle of the pack on everything, just get through it, do exactly what your instructors say with confidence. Don't ever be that guy.... ever... and don't associate with that guy... try and be the dude everyone goes to for help, or can count on.
>>28045973
gib moar pls b0ss
>>28046337
You've never had ONE FANTASY of fighting in a war/operating?
Bullshit.
>>28046326
>>You'd never win in a war against the government!
you wouldnt, it's not down to how well armed you are it's down to the probability that an uprising wouldn't be very well organized or trained in tactics there has been the occasional rebel victory in history but mostly they've failed. Good generals and communications make all the difference.
>Picked up a 1000 rounds of 9mm today
>What do you need so many for, are you going to war?
>>28046030
Sadly there isn't much more
He's out of my life, moved away to a different job, different city.
A few other things he did
>asked out a 15 year old girl when he's 21
>asked out women at work and nearly got his ass kicked by Tyrone the Wonder Nigger
>flirted with daughters of the family he was serving
>multiple times
>thirsted after every woman he came in contact with
>brought a canteen to work just to tell people he served
>grew out a literal neckbeard
>told one woman he wanted to find a girl that liked books as much as he did
>complained about how women don't want nice guys anymore
>asked a family how old a girl was at a table he was serving just to make sure she was of age
>probably ordered the Craigslist hooker again
>moved to the next city with a friend
>friend kicked him out because friend's fiancé was moving in (OR WAS SHE??)
>moved to the next next city
>tried to be a livestreamer
>set up a donation deal so people would give him money
>failed miserably of course
>took a vegetarian girl to a steakhouse (by accident)
>they broke up the next week
>complained about how girls don't want a nice guy, and how nice guys always lose
>tried to call me to hang out but I'm busy with school and work
>honestly might hang with him to try and get more keks
That pretty much sums up C, I only knew him for a few months.
>>28044442
Wat
>>28046394
Well I don't think that it's a definite "no we wouldn't win". Plus it would be a very different sentiment in a civil war, especially if the only dividing factor was owning guns.
>>28046333
Yes. Totally samefagging.
>>28043217
OP here. It's just some dumbass I work with who thinks he knows everything. Earlier he was going on about butterfly knives. He wouldn't bother me so much if he didn't always state everything as fact when he has no idea what he's talking about. All of his firearm knowledge comes from video games.
>>28046455
congrats on knowing how to operate a basic image editor
how does that back up your claim?
>>28046418
>asked a family how old a girl was at a table he was serving just to make sure she was of age
Holy fuck, I cringed so hard.
>>28046484
I doesn't but what-ever you'd like to believe. I'm not aiming for true or false just aiming for something...
>>28046394
Honestly, you're right. The chances of the west having a successful revolution is fucking slim. I mostly attribute that to how apathetic and uncaring we have become. Hell, even if most vets and service members decided to join the resistance, the government would still have the useful idiots, including the populace and other Western countries. Fucking Yuri Bezmenov was right all along.
I do think, however, that if most of the military deserts, the government would be left with a bunch of egotistical retards and would be incompetent as fuck. Still, they'd fucking outnumber us.
>>28045484
Never used a gun, but says he's practiced archery
>>28045180
He may not have been lying and looking back I'd wished I did. But I'd probably not be able to hold back my giddiness at seeing the possible museum of shit her dad has
>>28045555
I was very triggered, don't even /fa/
>>28046385
See >>28046418
It's the last bit I really have on C
>>28044349
Lol
>>28041789
>Military doctrine is full auto magdump from the hip in the general 180 degree area of the target.
>>28046418
Honestly, anon, other than all this cringey shit, is he the stereotypical sperglord/neckbeard/lolcow/whatever? Does he like fedoras or watch anime a lot? You got me with the whole 'girls don't like nice guys anymore' line.
>>28046418
>Tyrone the Wonder Nigger
Is that kind of like a tooth fairy
>>28046561
read the thread.
>>28046205
okiefag here
what part you from?
>>28046485
How the fuck did they not call the cops on him?
>>28044405
Wouldn't' a career criminal just load his gun using gloves?
Or am I just an idiot?
>>28046633
both
>>28046418
>tfw asked out a 15yo when 20 and got light cuddling and a kiss
>the government is trying to ban .22 caliber....that why they are buying up all the ammo.
explain why theyre not buying up the more lethal calibers then?
>.................
