>grab a rifle, they said
>go inawoods, they said
you fucking guys...
>>28033050
>>28033050
It can be really fun.
Uppa mountain with a battle buddy is better
>>28033105
Yuck.
>>28033050
They didn't have rifle though.
Rifle is integral to formula comrade.
>>28033135
>implying you have some sort of anti witch rifle
>>28033188
>what are rounds blessed by a priest
>what are silver bullets
>what are hollow points filled with white ash
>>28033225
>>28033188
Any John Moses Browning designed firearm has a X2 damage multiplier on any supernatural and undead enemies.
>>28033188
If they could be killed with a farmhouse they can be killed with tank
>>28033105
>Grab boyfriend's ass
>Go uppa-mountain
[spoiler]>Go inna-hole[/spoiler]
>>28033225
>Not having blessed Silver hollow-points with the cavity filled with white ash
Jesus, can you not into efficiency?
>grab truck
>grab spikes
>grab scrap metal
>grab a bunch of bald men
>grab silver spray paint
>go innadesert
>ride eternal, shiny and chrome
>>28033050
what is this from?
>>28033289
Blair Witch Project
>>28033188
/tg/ here.
Witches are weak against fire, so a shotgun with dragon's breath rounds are best.
They're also weak against water, but I don't think there's a reasonable "water bullet". Aside from that, they have dumb weaknesses, like any visible knots absorb the effects of their evil eye, and bottles filled with herbs and vinegar and shit will make it harder for them to hex things/people in that area.
>>28033279
>>28033255
>>28033306
>They're also weak against water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aopdD9Cu-So
>>28033324
Pretty much, yeah. Although generally in lore, it's specifically RUNNING water (like a river), and not just a bucket of soapy water. Honestly, that witch is pretty fucking dumb.
>my only weakness is soapy water, better tell this bitch to mix some up and clean my floors
>>28033306
>Witches are weak against fire, so a shotgun with dragon's breath rounds are best.
>witches are weak to flaming shotgun shells
Hey what a coincidence, so are humans
>>28033306
>but I don't think there's a reasonable "water bullet"
son are you dense
there's an entire market designed around water weapons
>>28033340
Before modern fire extinguishers, it was common to keep buckets of water around in buildings in case of fire.
>>28033188
>Not infusing your rifle with white ash and holy water.
it's like you want to get made into a rug by a skinwalker
>>28033121
Homo
>>28033382
I can assure you that is a girl raccoon. Completely fine, right?
>>28033306
I was told to relay a message to you anon
Everything he said is bullshit
Tell him I said that
Like our lives are surrounded by herb work for one, secondly and evil eye? What the fuck is that? Is he talking about my third eye? He's just jealous mine is open and his isn't lol
And there's literal water witches. And we draw power from all the elements so that makes no damn sense
And no shit we don't like fire
The proper method is to make the witch your sex slave.
>>28033392
By Islamic standards it is
>>28033396
Tell your neo-pagan moonworshipping faggot ass friend that she's not a witch and that no one gives one insular fuck about Wicca. No one is talking about Wiccans when they talk about Witches. Please go euthanize yourself with homeopathic surgeons.
>>28033472
Oh man, now you've done it. You're gonna get some scurry curse laid upon you or something.
>>28033492
Wiccans don't curse people because they believe you get what you give in double. So if they curse someone, they get double-cursed, even if they offer the Moon Goddess some of their period blood and smoked incense they bought at Green Earth.
>>28033472
Jesus, I didn't do anything anon, why are you so salty? Are you lonely anon? I can introduce you two, she's a cute girl.
Then again I doubt she's interested in retarded neets who think they know everything, so it may not go to well.
>>28033504
Do people really believe this stuff? You'd be better off worshiping the Nine Divines.
>>28033535
TAAAAAALOOOOOOOOOS
>>28033523
I'm married. But I had the misfortune of knowing some 'Wiccans' in college, and they're more batshit than Mormons.
>>28033225
> Not having your body blessed, so you yourself is a weapon.
>>28033567
Got any tips to get them to fuck you?
>>28033504
According to this anon, if I cast a "Good sex" spell on someone, then I get double the good sex right? Why has no one thought of this?
>>28033073
>kids react to /tv/
>>28033567
I have the severe misfortune of living in a neighborhood that was recently featured on some discovery channel esque documentary about American wiccans and pagan practices. Like, I live in a house in the near dead center of the neighborhood.
Funny thing is that all of the batshit wiccan ladies are relatively nice to my wife and I since we have cats
>>28033504
It's the rule of 3 actually. And apparently there's still people in the community to make it their 'job' to do all the cursing so others won't have to.
Go with voodoo if you want to deal with real power. You just have to be prepared to pay the price in blood.
>>28033617
>Funny thing is that all of the batshit wiccan ladies are relatively nice to my wife and I
>since we have cats
I'm willing to bet that it has nothing to do with the cats.
>>28033601
>curse someone to become a millionaire
>get twice what they get as "comeuppance"
I think we're onto something.
>>28033635
>voodoo
>real power
Worked for the Haitians.
>>28033635
>real power
>anything "supernatural"
>actually believing in fiction
>>28033831
it's like mutually assured destruction, except it's mutually assured wealth
I'm cursing you with good luck and prosperous times anon, be prepared for the coming storm
>>28033121
Cute raccoon
>>28033648
If you're suggesting that its because they are just decent people and we're all just good neighbors that respect each other I have to agree. Nothing wrong with the Wiccans imo.
>>28033601
Double of nothing is still nothing anon.
>>28034088
:^(
>>28033121
Source? A friend of mine would like to know.
>>28033121 get out you filth
>>28033250
unbuttered toast
>>28033250
>x2 damage
>gain ability "blessing of the /k/ube"
>st. browning comes down and throws out your slavshit and replaces it with a custom made trench gun, 1911, and fiddy cal
>>28033121
Says the furfag
>>28033396
>And no shit we don't like fire
WITCH WEEKNESS CONFIRMED!
You heard it from the witches mouth!
Fire confirmed for killing witches!
... like most things really.
Witches generally aren't really that tough in most mythology, you can kill them with pretty much anything pointy... or blunt really if you try hard enough. Trouble is finding them before they steal your penis
>>28033250
Interesting. So how much do you figure Skinwalker hides would actually go for?
>>28036288
Id pay a couple hundred, I think most others would pay 1000s more. Lol
Are cats a natural deterrent to spoops or something?
>>28033050
m8 what the fuck is the worst that could happen?
attacked by wolves?
>>28036436
>he doesn't know about Skinwalkers/Goatmen
>>28033601
>>28033523
>>28033504
>>28033396
>>28033635
heretical fucking shits
>>28033090
That is a good artist
>>28033250
>>>28033050 (OP)
>It can be really fun.
>>>
> Anonymous 11/29/15(Sun)18:02:44 No.28033105
i thought it was COLT(supernatural)
>>28033289
goddamn fucking kids these days
>>28033864
haitians, the trash of the world
>>28037343
i take that back, im fucked up and didnt mean it
>>28036288
>HCAR
Fucking richfags.
Those mags are 100 bucks each.
>>28037396
Antman pls go
>>28033188
I'm pretty sure my Mosin-Nagant was used for like, the entirety of the eastern front, so if 4.8 million krauts are no big deal then some cunt in the woods is nothing.
>>28033225
Hes after a witch not a fucking skin walker.
