This guy comes up to you and offers you one of these relics from the past FOR FREE.
Which do you choose?
Gavrilo Princip's FN model 1910
Lee Harvey Oswald's Carcano carbine
Simo Häyhä's M/28-30 rifle
John Wilkes Booth's Philadelphia Deringerpistol
Adolf Hitler's Walther PPK 7.65
Marcus Brutus Dagger
>>28029871
Hitler's PPK or Brutus dagger, not even a question.
Simo's rifle
>>28029871
Brutus' dagger, duh.
Tom Hanks tank bustin' 1911
Fuck that was a hard choice but I'd have to go with Harvey's Carcano
>>28029871
either of the last two
>not choosing the pistol that arguably led to all the world wars
Plebs all of you
>>28029871
I'm not really interested in weapons I can't fuck around with. Which one is the most valuable? I'd guess the ppk,
buy all ammo of one type from him, caliber unimportant.
sell him one round back.
proceed to sell him back a chunk of his own ammo.
and another.
and another.
proceed to buy everything from him and only give him back his own ammo in exchange.
>>28029871
the waffle ppk 7.65 please
>>28029871
If the dagger can be actually sourced if take that and sell to a museum/ highest bidder
Barring that Hitler's PPK
Third would be the Crapcano
>>28029909
The Brutus's Dagger would be most valuable in a historical sense, then probably the PPK, then the FN1910 of in Europe or the Carcano if in Burgerland
>>28029920
The merchant has all the documented paperwork proving they're all authentic.
The weapons are so well preserved you can still smell the iron from the blood spilled.
>>28029882
This guy has it right.
>rifle confirmed to kill 505 souls
>rifle literally talks to you in the evening, wondering why you aren't hunting filthy slime
>rifle kept him alive after mortar strikes AND being shot in the face, due to it's desire to hunt more filth.
>only downside is rifle needs to be appeased with blood from time to time, however, hunting moose is perfectly acceptable sacrifice.
Literally, a relic weapon.
>>28029871
Brutus' Dagger, you just KNOW that thing has some wicked mojo to it.
>>28029935
>scan dagger for traces of blood
>clone Cesar
>have US senator adopt clone
>we Roman-Omen now
>>28029871
I really wish this guy would be in more games.
Not even resident evil games, he should just pop up to make a cameo and sell you guns.
>>28029952
I'm just annoyed that after RE4 they got rid of him while simultaneously downgrading the weapon systems in the games afterward.
I love this thread.
Holy shit I didn't know Wilkes gun was so small
>>28029871
>GOT SUM RAHR THENGS ON SAYUL, STRENJAH
>>28029938
STRANGER, STRANGER! NOW THAT'S A WEAPON!
>>28029871
Sir Roland's Sword Durendal.
Brutus Dagger >>>>>>>>>>> everything else
>>28029938
>It starts to sing "Mack The Knife" after midnight
>>28029871
The Knife. Science will thank me.
>>28029871
Easy...
The only Legendary Weapon on the list
Simo's Rifle
>>28029901
says the pleb who thinks a pistol started world wars
>>28031813
It kinda did tho
>>28031945
just... no
>>28031956
Franz Ferdinand was assassinated with a pistol you rube.
>>28031978
no shit...
the pistol started the war in the same way guns are responsible for mass shootings... They aren't.
>>28031990
>hurr durr
>>28031990
Kill yourself and trigger my peace
>>28029871
Gaveilos 1910. So I can Serb up some justice.
>>28032002
go fuck yourself and trigger mine, you scrub
>>28029871
Simo's rifle, easy. I want a weapon possessed by the ghosts of a half thousand soviet ghosts.
>>28032027
You'd get drunk just holding the thing
Brutus' dagger because it is way more valuable in money terms.
>>28032421
How much do you think each of those weapons are worth?
Any rough estimates?
>>28030542
Carcano
>>28029871
Gotta be Brutus' dagger m8.
>>28029871
>Take any one of them
>Immediately resell it to him
AHHH, I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE.
What about Simo's SMG?
I am a manlet like Simo, so a SMG would suits me better.
>>28031813
I chose the pistol that ended one ;)
>>28029949
This
but with the blood off of Hitler's pistol
>>28034883
The nip destroyer ended the war not the suicide weapon
>>28034797
kek
STRANGER STRANGER. NOW THAT'S A WEAPON!
>>28029871
Are you of even jokings me? I need to remove tha communist from my land. I will take moist nugget all day.
>>28034921
Against the Japs. Hitler attacking Russia in the winter time, let alone at all, is what ended the war in Europe.
That and the fact that he asked to much of his generals and men for them to do it realistically in the amount of time he wanted. If he would've had patience and more money, I can bet that he would've been a little more victorious, as far as defending off the Brits and us Amerifats. And if he used the Russian oppression against them and recruited at least some of the nations against Russia, I think he could've gotten past Leningrad.
>>28029871
>Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK
>>28029917
Kek
>>28029871
As a Sniper in the Marines. Having the greatest Sniper who ever lived personal weapon in my hands would inspire me to take some souls.
>>28034975
If he actually sided with Russia (dem Zerg rush tactics) he probably would've wrecked most if not all of Europe.
>>28029871
Simo hayha's rifle easily
>>28035052
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE
>>28029871
not the carcano because theres no way that actually killed jfk
>>28029901
wot he sed
>>28029879
This, at auction that's serious bank
>>28035828
How much should I expect to get for either?
>>28029871
>Simo Häyhä's M/28-30 rifle
Of the choices listed, this weapon has been the greatest instrument of the /k/ube. I would like to own it, but I would never feel worthy.
Gavrilo's or Simo's.
>>28029871
take the Walther and blow my brains out, cause if he is around some serious shit is going down.
>>28036047
WHAT A FUCKING PUSSY
>>28029871
Are they blessed with magical properties related to their deeds? Because a rifle that always hits it's intended target no matter how impossible the shot, sounds like something I'd want.
If not, Hitler's PPK, besides being worth serious bank that think is ornate as fuck.
>>28029871
Pass
>>28035867
The dagger could honestly fetch more than any single item ever at auction
>>28036181
Papa Midnite had one of those in Constantine I want to say it was either an old Henry lever action or a Winchester, but it was made by the original designer and enchanted to never miss its target.
>>28036250
Why would you ever want to sell the Dagger that killed Julius Caesar?
For all you know that dagger had the power to turn you into the most intelligent and cunning strategist.
The dagger, but only to shank the son of a bitch and promptly make millions auctioning all of that loot off.
>>28031990
Normally I'd agree with you but considering the fact that Príncipe was supposed to chuck a grenade at Ferdinand, The 1910 was the gun that ended up doing the job and is the shot heard around the world
>>28029935
Fun fact, you're not actually smelling the iron in blood. When it touches skin, it reacts with the oils/compounds produced by your skin, creating that smell.
>>28029871
Brutus's dagger.
Offer it to the /k/ube as a sacrifice, and become the demigod leader that will forge the homeland for our people.
>>28034848
>that picture
>mfw
>>28029871
oswalds of course. that thing shoots magic bullets
