You have been chosen by your District, along with one other /k/ommando, to play in the annual Hunger Games.
You are in the circle, facing off your opponents, ready to make a move for the weapons.
What do you grab when the game begins? Assume that firearms are somewhat limited.
a sling
plentiful ammo
high stopping power
easily carried
>>28027254
>Grab Halbeard
>Kill everyone besides the other /k/ommando because (hopefully) both of us are grown-ass men and not teenagers
>Make 4chan puns the whole time
>Have our sponsors drop in a fuck ton of Vodca
>find a tall ass tree and climb to the top
>we both squat on a limb facing eachother
>Tale shots of potato water until one of is falls to their death
>Hunger Games
>Not Battle Royale
A few javelins.
http://www.80percentarms.com/products/0-billet-ar-15-lower-receiver
>>28027439
1 was good 2 was so shit tier
>>28027273
Are you a decent slinger?
>>28027254
I drop off the map and conceal myself until everyone else starves to death. Lead revolution and cut the dictators head off.
>>28027254
>jump off circle before times over
>fuck your rules
>>28027254
Obrez
>Light forest on fire
>Horrible fauna fucks off or dies
>Wait until night
>Light forest on fire AGAIN
>Burn sleeping faggots alive
>What do you grab?
A book that isn't lowest common denominator prolefeed.
I just sit like this on the pad
>>28027254
A story that isn't written for 15 year olds.
>>28027254
Think I'd rather yell 'fuuuuuck youuu!', give two birds, and hop off with a shit eating grin before the game starts.