North Korea Vs Turkey
Who wins?
http://iranfrontpage.com/headlines/id/5687/
Humanity.
Also, Turkey.
>>28023885
The world
>>28023885
>Kim Jong Lulz
>Always has a big happy grin
>everyone around him looks either completely froze up or scared shitless
>>28023932
Its called zombification
>>28023885
Anyone wonder if the Norks thing Dear Leader is a nut for inviting a nigger into the country to come chill with him?
Turkey because nato allance
North Korea.
Turkey is a literal shithole.
Also Turks are honorary Arabs, thus they cant into war.
Hopefully Russia nukes this pest, and China removes the last Turk-relative in Xinjiang, so that these cockroaches are wiped out for good.
>>28024612
turkey can actually field and supply its army, who are fairly well trained and equiped at this point in time, arguably better than a lot of russian formations. the only advantage north korea has is a handful of semi-functional nuclear weapons.
>>28024645
>well trained
>well equipped
cannot even defend a Kurdish human rights lawyer from asssassination live on TV.
Turks are subhumans.
>>28024148
The man had his uncle executed by a mortar squad. He's beyond batshit crazy, he's Daniel Day Lewis kind of crazy.
>>28024645
>the only advantage north korea has is a handful of semi-functional nuclear weapons.
I think you forgot about a shitton of chemical weapons.
>>28024660
>cannot even defend a Kurdish human rights lawyer from asssassination live on TV.
You confusing capability with motivation. They could have, they just hate kurds.
>>28024148
Most of them probably hadn't even heard of black people before, let alone seen one.
They probably think he's met an alien or something.
>>28024712
They like ISIS instead.
Who are getting fucking raped by slav-cocks.
Seriously, Gas the Turks.
>>28024660
Turkish press called it a PKK attack
>implying it wasn't the Turkish state
>>28024732
why so salty doe?
>>28024660
Those were just undercover cops tho
>>28024682
his uncle fuked his ex wife
>>28025980
holy shit, thank you anon
>>28025980
Shit, that looks fun too.
>>28025977
Oh is that what happened? That would certainly explain it well enough.
>>28023885
>Jesus
>That was your uncle, man
>>28024660
Anon, Turks hate Kurds. And they do have a good army. They even fought in the Korean War, and did a decent job.
>>28023885
What am I looking at? A turd machine?
>>28026907
Industrial lube factory.
Funfact: Kim went to school in Switzerland and grew fond of Emmentaler Swiss cheese (the kind with holes). Last year he sent requests to various French cheesemaking schools on how to properly make said cheese because his people lacked the knowledge. The schools refused on the the grounds that 1: the DPRK is a horrible place and they would never teach anyone supporting that regime and 2: Emmentaler is only made is Switzerland and while France has similar cheeses none of them have the famous air holes.
