If you could choose one board to ally with in a war, who would it be?
Nazi Germany
The winners.
>/b/
Send them to the meat grinder, hopefully a lot of them die too
>>27928847
/thread
>>27928854
>Implying /b/ isn't full of normies who only care about attention and starbucks
>>27928859
So? Give them rifle and send to meat grinder. We Soviet union now
A tie between /sci/ and /DIY/
/fit/
make train them in weapons operation, and hire /out/ contractors to give them survival training, and you've got prefab Special Forces. They're already fit enough, they just need the skills.
/po/
>>27928837
>implying that there's any other answer but >>>/out/
>>27928837
/pol/
>>27928837
/out/ is the correct answer because the average sc/out/ is physically fit and capable of living without the comforts of modern life for some period of time. Also some of them have guns and experience.
Second choice would be /b/ for sheer numbers.
/k/, at least a few of you actually own weapons
/r9k/ they already have an impressive kill record.
/out/
>>27928932
kek
/x/
At best we get guns AND demons and skinwalkers.
At worst we get more people with guns, a few grills, and a ton of crazy people.
/r9k/
The enemy would be incapacitated with laughter and drop their weapons so they could keep their sides from splitting
>/out/ and as a back up /mlp/ since a good bit of /mlp/ owns weapons.
probably /m/ because they got giant robots, shits cool.
/diy/
/k/,and I own a hind,so we are guaranteed to win
/out/
Isn't it obvious??
>a bunch are nogun fags, but we'll red dawn the shit out of everyone
That or, /diy/ /g/
>>27928957
Ponies and guns don't go together
>>27928968
post hind m8
>>27928998
Neither do weebs and guns, but guess what half of /k/ is.
>>27928837
/out/
/wg/
>>27929004
>post your attack helicopter on an anonymous imageboard so that interpol can shut down an arms dealing racket
Nice try interpol
>>27928837
/out/ send the ultralight faglords out to recce
>>27928837
/tg/
>>27928837
/tg/ or /out/
/out/ can serve as SERE, though /tg/ has a shitload of /k/ommados and they can serve as tacticians
/z/ or /l/
>>27928998
Sure about that lad?
/pol/
get them high on a combo of meth, coke and gunpowder then point them towards the enemy and tell them the enemy are black, Jewish, liberals.
sit back and watch the world burn.
/ck/
MREs fucking suck
>>27929109
>MRE's suck
What are you, a privileged white girl?
>>27929123
AND WHAT IF I AM?
>>27928952
>demons
/x/ couldn't summon a waiter, let alone a demon.
>>27929109
MREs are preferable to /ck/ desu senpai
>>27928957
Pretty sure that would end with a Night of the Long Knives within an hour of making camp. Any time there is a brony on my team in RO2 I bayonet them until they leave.
Would pick /out/ before /fit/ because the people who use /fit/ are extremely spoiled when it comes to diet. Dont care how big their muscles are if they havent had less than 1800 calories in chicken breast and activated almonds a day in their entire adult lives.
Can you imagine rucking with them?
>hey bro we didnt stretch before we started
>hey bro we shouldnt be eating this much sodium
>hey bro the nutrition profile of these MREs is gonna make me bloat if I eat the whole thing
>hey bro i gotta take a shit can we stop?
>hey bro i dont do processed food
>hey bro if we dont take an off day im gonna start cutting muscle
>etc etc etc
>>27929109
>MREs fucking suck
since when? shits good yo.
>>27928864
You do know that /b/ 90% hates guns and is voting for hairy cunt to win right?
>>27928998
>implying we wouldn't turn them into mounted calvalry
/out/
power gap
/sp/ /asp/
power gap
/fit/
/a3g/ from /vg/
>>27929159
>Being a dick makes everything better
>>27928837
[s4s]
The sheer creativity and retardation would translate into excellent surprise tactics against the enemy
>>27929179
i have at least 10 MREs a week and have never had any major issues. i guess i have a titanium asshole.
/diy/
every other answer is wrong
/out/ or /diy/
>>27929169
So? Send to meat grinder, hell, this place will probably get better then
>>27928837
/pol/
>>27929169
The average human has a shitty concept of percentages. You cannot back up your claim; kindly fuck off.
>>27929224
>a bunch of 15 y/o kids, obese middle aged men and some asshurt shitskins, all without any appliable skills
good luck, you're gonna need it
>>27929235
would you say 60% of humans don't comprehend percentages.
>>27929247
No, I wouldn't.
>>27929251
how about 70%?
does that sound better?
>>27929257
Yeah, that's closer at least.
>>27928842
Sorry, Stormfront will never be an official board, no matter how much they try to infiltrate /k/ and other parts of 4chan.
>>27929087
B-b-but why?
I fucking hate bronies.
>>27929173
>Implying they would not get killed trying to mount the Calvary.
>>27929142
Uh… you doing anything tonight?
>>27928998
It's pretty much 4chan fact that /mlp/ is just /k/ that fucks horses.
It's disturbing.
>>27929159
>Any time there is a brony on my team in RO2 I bayonet them until they leave.
You sound like someone who should not own guns.
Seriously that is some mentally unstable mental shit.
>>27928891
they would need vast quantities of salt peter in their scoops though or they would be having too much butt sex to fight.
>>27928891
>\fit\
>fit
>>27928859
>starbucks
What's this starbucks meme about?
Is it about hipster commies rejecting starbucks because it's a corporation (much like McDonald and stuff)?
>>27928837
Another vote for /out/. Though many of them are kinda hippies, if they want to fight, we're getting along just fine with them.
Hmm. A tossup between /diy/ and /out/
Why not /gif/?
Could act as a weapon of mass distraction.
>>27929018
So your lying and no hind exists
>>27930389
No.
>>27930389
>not Netflix and /k/ill
>>27929100
>implying /pol/locks would be degenerate enough to use drugs
>>27928891
>okay guys we need to hike 14 kilometers into these mountains and entrench with our TOWS before the enemy convey comes through the valley
NUH-UH BRO CARDIO KILLS GAINZ MAN HAHA GUYS HOW'S MY ASS LOOKIN GO AHEAD SQUEEZE IT.
>they all stay at base and cry when we get mortared
>>27930418
You sound like a brony.
Some favorites:
>magdump directly next to them while they are trying to aim
>drop smoke on top of them if they are sniper
>hunt and kill them off if we run out of tickets
>do non lethal damage to make them waste bandages and get them kicked if they try to kill me back
Nobody stops me either because nobody likes bronies. Literally worse furries.
/ck/.
Barter protection for delicious meals.
If we're going to win this war, we'll need to be well fed.
And if we lose it, why not die in the lap of luxurious food?
Win/win, checkmate.
>>27929236
the old 'making up board stereotypes' meme, doubly funny because most channers are crossboarders you obese redneck sister fucker :^)
>>27928837
/r9k/, they probably have the highest killcount
>>27928906
This
Any other answer is pants on head retarded. That board is full of bushcraft freaks that can survive in the woods for years.
I hear /a/ is full of cute little girls.
>>27930744
>I'm a colossal faggot to people who like things that I don't like.
FTFY
It's like a 10 year old autistic child picking on other autistic children for being autistic. It's poor social behavior and you probably shouldn't own guns as you're a detriment to the gun community.
>>27930744
Yu do realize you have to be 18 to post on this site, right?
>>27928837
/pol/. They actually want the happening to happen. But I'm sure lots of /pol/acks browse /k/ so I'm not sure if it would count.
If /pol/ doesn't count I'd say /out/ or /fit/ for obvious reasons, assuming they'd actually want to fight.
>>27930862
Kek
>>27929236
>15 y/o kids, obese middle aged men and some asshurt shitskins
Who would have guessed that the American military is made up almost entirely of /pol/.
>>27928932
Topkek
>>27928837
Anybody that didn't answer /k/ or /out/ is retarded. /pol/ would be one of the worst to war with.
>>27929010
>Wanting to fuck a drawn depection of a horse
>Wanting to fuck a drawn depection of a human female
>>27928837
/out/
/out/
>>27931133
>Not getting at least a little curious about horse pussy.
>Not knowing mares will basically rape you if they are in the mood.
>>27931157
kill yourself
>le /pol/ is bad
I don't know if some of you fags were promised shekels for posting this meme but as a matter of fact you wont get any.
>>27931263
/pol/ is people too stupid to keep up with /his/ now
it's literally /sp/ but for newscasts instead of football games. Hollering apes clamoring for an event that will validate their asinine opinions.
>>27931418
>/pol/ is people too stupid
People that hate /pol/ are retarded. Shocker. Thanks for proving my point m8.
/n/
Why? Because armored trains & battle bicycles
>>27931157
>horse pussy
NO GOD DAMMIT.
IT'S A HORSE
>>27931439
>f-fuck you!
Hating /pol/ is like hating a retard.
A retard nazi, so completely justified.
>>27928932
>>27928956
>>27930862
Finally a chance to post this.
>>27931744
TOPKEK
O E
P K
K P
E O
KEKPOT
>>27930601
Give them some Fliegerschokolade or some Pervitin, that was among Adolf's favourites.
>>27930797
You could make the same argument for /s/, /hc/ and, this being /k/, /hm/.
>>27929087
>Dat pic
Makes me chuckle every time.
>>27928996
Fuck I love that picture.
>>27930506
Is that a "no" as in you're not doing anything?
>>27932873
Yeah.
>>27930402
I can verify this claim.
/mlk/ threads over there usually go very well.
>>27931212
No u
/lgbt/
/tv/
would increase military spending to Reagan era levels and crush the enemy with super advanced black projects
For those of you who say /out/
That board has like 5 people on it, it's entirely irrelevent and shouldn't even be an option
/pol/
/mlp/ for some reason in all honesty.
I think it has to do with being rebels, the democrats and liberals constantly tell them that guns are bad and that they shouldn't have or like guns so they get them anyway.
The world also says they shouldn't watch or like a show for little girls but they do anyway. I'd rather have those sick fucks on our side.
> pic related.
>>27932672
Problem is /s/ and /hc/ arn't hot sexy women, rather they are sweaty masturbating men.
Think /out/ or /fit/ would be best.
>>27928837
/out/ for obvious reasons
or
/o/, because an Army is nothing without logistics
>>27930440
No, it's a stereotypical white person haven.
/fit/ and /out/ for special forces
/asp/ for 4chan marine corps
/o/ for mechanized infantry
/trv/ and /int/ as intelligence
/b/ and /s4s/ for cyber warfare
/fa/ designs our uniforms
/co/ makes our MREs
/biz/ does logistics
/pol/ is our propaganda division
>>27928842
So... /fa/?
/r9k/
They would make great decoys and meat shields, assuming we could get them out of their basements.
>>27933923
This kommando has it down to propaganda. Give him a medal!
>>27928837
/lgbt/
We kill them, then we kill the enemy.
/o/ They're totally fucking deadly.
Technicals, oh hell yeah!
>>27928837
hands down /diy/
>>27933923
I believe you meant /ck/ for MREs, but maybe you want poor animators doing that. To each his own.
>>27933923
/pol/ with /gd/
>>27933974
>not wanting detailed dino tendies for lunch
>>27928837
/pol/ /x/ & /sci/. /fit/ will be used as shock troops because not all of them are redpilled. Whatever other non-degenerate boards there are can join the purge, degenerate includes everything to do with anime and video games. /mlp/ /b/ & /r9k/ would be our major enemies.
>>27933923
pffftt!
/r9k/ for snackbar attacks!
>>27928837
>/fit/ or pre-2014 /out
this is the only correct answer that doesnt lead to clusterfucks
>>27929215
>>27929208
>>27928996
/diy/ would come up with great ideas but at a super slow pace.
For whatever reason I feel like diy is Han solo when he saves Luke in the trench run. Not a great anology but that's what comes to mind.
Its either /diy/ or /m/. Who the hell wouldn't love to pilot a gundam?
>>27930354
If it makes you feel better, someone bought it from him and is restoring it.
/pol/ all day erry day. They're the only ones with the right kind of spirit.
>>27928943
>White phosphorus and chill?
>>27934077
>anime
>degenerate
>being on 4chan
>not being /ak/
You'll be the first to go right along with the ponyscum lgbt and /b/tards.
Kill yourself.
>>27928891
People on fit don't know what cardio is.
/pol/ and /r9k/
>>27931744
well that was something
>>27928906
this is the only correct answer. Plenty of the people on there can hunt, and the rest are crazy people who pride themselves on the ability to survive anywhere with a pair of boxer briefs and a Mora.
/sci/
image is all you need.
>>27935943
related image....
A few of the shits from /x/ would be okay.
>>27929074
This guy gets it
>>27930354
Lurk moar
>>27933923
Have you seen /fa/? Not even once...
>>27935943
Fuck, dude. Everytime I see anything about galaxy I start to tear up. I saw a thread a while ago, but was at work, hows she doing these days?
>>27936000
She's a little cum slut these days.... all grown up.
>>27936031
Oh shit, really? Pic plss
>>27936000
whats the story behind galaxy?
>>27934077
can't tell if bait or impossibly shit taste
>>27933865
They seem like they are mentally unstable in my opinion.
The fact that some of them own guns is disturbing.
>>27933923
/g/ designs new military tech
/diy/ as sappers
/mlp/ as cavalry
/an/ trains the bomb sniffing dogs
/sp/ runs the branch's football team
/cgl/ can help make uniforms as well
/out/, the ones who are experienced in outdoors stuff could help make the ones who aren't good enough to hammer into an effective light infantry force.
>>27928891
>/fit/
>cardio
Not even once bro.
>>27931141
/out/ is 90% flatfooted pansies.
>>27931744
The beta uprising is just a shitty RPG
>>27928854
/thread
Trying to decide whether /v/ or /soc/ is the most useless board for this aside from the porn boards. I guess there are a few women and others that could pass for women if you were desperate in /soc/.
/CGL/
Out-bitch the enemy.
>pic related
>>27929437
You mean your meme boards that have only been around as early as 2004 predates racism on 4chan kek
>>27938432
/pol/ obviously
>>27928932
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
>>27932901
You, uh, like shooter games?
>>27930418
>greifing is akin to homicidal tendencies.
/b/, /out/ or /pol/
I believe the other guys with weapons should be mostly on these, and I am prioritizing getting more guys with weapons.
Probably /out/ since many of them are hasguns and can live in the wild.
>>27928837
/pol/ obviously
>>27940227
/mlp/ is probably the 2nd most has guns on 4chan.
>oh crap, what are the bronies planning?!
>>27940549
>/mlp/ is probably the 2nd most has guns on 4chan.
No.
/k/ is the second most /mlp/ board on 4chan.
>>27928837
First choice would be /fit/. - Can run and lift etc. just need gear.
Second I'd go with /out/. - Have knowhow in a lot of relevant things.
/pol/ would be at three. - Would likely be quite motivated.
Obviously switch the order around depending on the situation, but I doubt many of the others would be much use.
/b/ has numbers I suppose.
>>27930744
>XDddDDDD IM DOING SUCH A CERVIX TO THE COMMUNITIE! DIE BROWNIES XDdDDdDD.
>>27930744
People won't like this post, but I think you're going the lord's work.
>>27938432
Those trendwhores! Flammenwerfer guy was doing this shit long before it was a fad!
>>27940600
A thread on /mlp/ about guns reached its bump limit in 2 days.
>>27930354
>>27929087
relax its just a post-war repro
/out/, /diy/, /fit/, and maybe /pol/
pic unrelated
>>27942732
That place has threads that reach bump limit in hours.
>>27945816
But they are still incredibly pro-gun.
>>27928996
the problem with /out/ is that its 1/2 /k/ anyways so its not really "another board".
>>27933923
>/co/ makes our MREs
>>27933974
you would have the entire chan die of dehydration from consuming nothing but tendies and whiskey.
/ck/ is the NEET alcoholic version of /r9k/, with some mild food related discussion to keep things relevant.
>>27946266
>NEET
Only the taco bell posters, even Fatty McAutism has a job.
>>27930904
>>27930928
>>27942533
See you horse fuckers on the other end of a bayonet.
If you don't have a brony avatar or name yourself FLUTTERBYE SPARKLES or some shit I won't even care. If you make it a defining personality trait and want to make sure everyone knows I am going to grief you off the server though.
>>27942542
Thank you.
>>27928837
/fa/ :^)
