How viable is this /k/?
It's a fold out bullet proof briefcase.
Apperently heads of state in South America and Africa use this in their personal security, as well as other rich people and drug lords.
http://forcetraining.com/products/mts
Looks pretty tactical in action.
I think it can provide you a supreme tactical advantage.
https://youtu.be/wSpWQTQ82UI
Its not the 60s anymore people have rifles. Thus soft armor is pretty useless.
>>27903209
silly/10
It can be used to protect the women and children. Your wife should have one with her at all times.
It comes in kids size.
>>27903209
Last year I made the decision to trust my life on the street to Second Chance body armor. I got the level IIa because it stops the most rounds. plus I got the Trauma Plate for the front.
What scares me is that, although I can fit an extra trauma plate in the front, I cannot fit a second one in back. As of late I have taken to duct-taping a second trauma plate to the area of my back where the heart and vital organs are located. Then I put my vest on.
Here is the questions. The ducttape solution, although tactically sound, is hot and painful to remove. I would like to go to the single-plate solution in back. What I am worried about is repeated hits to that area with .308 ammunition. I have a high-risk security job and I fear that I would be the target for repeated long-distance shots to my back.
Are any of you aware of a thicker plate that could stop, say, .338 Lapua or something like that? Is there a better way to do the second plate?
BTW, I am, of course, usually carrying a pair of ceramic plates in my briefcase so that I can shield my head. My SO (we work as a team when necessary) has a similar accessory containing a breakdown NEF single-shot 300 WinMag with an 18" bbl. The plan is that I shield us with my body and “catch the rounds” while she assembles the NEF. I lay down covering fire with my 23 (Bar-Sto .357 Sig barrel) and she makes the long shots. I will then throw smoke grenades to obscure the area while continuing to lay covering fire. The problem, of course, is when I have to turn my back to run, and then the problem crops up.
Do you think this could the solution to my problem?
>>27903276
i don't plan on getting shot in the back tbhfam
> black cox down
>>27903276
Yes.
>>27903209
If I was gonna design something along the lines of a foldable briefcase/riot shield, I wouldn't make it out of fucking kevlar.
> Entire suitcase is made of Level III / IV armor, lined with leather
> Handle of suitcase has button/latch that, when pressed, releases the mechanism holding the suitcase together
> Amor plates lock into place once fully deployed
> Inside of suitcase has steel handle to grip like riot shield (which could also be modified to hold a firearm that releases with the press of a button
> In theory, a businessman could hear shots fired nearby. He then deploys his suitcase into a decent quality steel riot shield, while also arming himself with the firearm he chose to store inside it
> When not deployed, bulletproof suitcase is just a large bludgeoning instrument
>>27903209
if they are good enough for an Angry Shia Neckbeard who's been on Mossad's hitlist since the 80s and now is the target of every Sunni Muslim, it probably works
>>27903276
I'll never forget the power and majesty that was that poster.
>>27903276
>>27903289
>>27903310
Thanks to everybody for the help. I am now thinking that the best thing to do is to have my wife make an “undervest” with pouches front and rear for the additional plates. This would let me have three plates in front (probably too hot and two in back. What I’m also asking her to do is to sew in a sleeve for an ASP collapsible baton. Right now I’m taping the ASP to my right calf (the left calf is where I have my G27).It’s okay for me to talk about my job, as long as I’m not specific. I am the Sergeant of a three-man Rapid Tactical Force at one of America’s largest indoor retail shopping areas. Although there are typically between fifteen and twenty normal security officers working the beat there, we decided a while ago that it would be best to have a specilized force for violent individuals. We use modified electric vehicles and can be anywhere on a given floor within eight and a half minutes.Naturally, the regular security people are unarmed. We “RTFers”, by arrangement with the local police, carry high-strength OC spray and batons. If we have a full tactical alert and permission from the local LEOs we also have a Mossberg 500 with less-lethal rounds and two K-frame Smith .38s loaded with 158gr. LRN.Basically, the situation is that we get the call, we lock up the situation, put everything five by five, and cordon the area until the local authorities arrive. We’re cops, we just don’t get the glory. I am not permitted to carry Glocks on duty; however, when my wife picks me up from work I strap on the “Deadly Duo” of a 27 and 23, each with Bar-Sto .357 bbl.I am writing a proposal to replace our current Mossberg-Smith armament with the following:
3) MP5K-PDW with red-dot sights;
2) G36 rifles using SS109 rounds;
3) Glock practical tacticles in .357 Sig
1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
1) Starlight scope for the PSG-1 in case we lose power in the building.
3) Glock 27 backup guns
3) Kahr P-9 holdouts
>>27903339
Goddamn, his henchmen look like something out of a movie.
>>27903276
>>27903388
Guys is this copypasta
I've been away for a while
>>27903411
more like you haven't been here long enough
>>27903411
Google turns up no results lmao
He's basically a fucking mall cop
>>27903388
Bullshit, I bet you guys get a can a of pepper spray and they shove you out the door with no training. This is a fucking joke.
>>27903411
>>27903445
>>27903469
I do not understand what you mean by “joke” or “copypasta.” I am in a high-risk job. It is not the Mall of America, but I'll tell you what, it's no podunk mall either.I am a responsible citizen who has made the choice to carry at all times. I defend others. If something happens at the Mall then I would be the hero, not those of you who are making fun of me for no reason. Yes Im not a Green Beret but guess what neither are you and unlike you I have to face unruly shoppers every day.My REAL problem is that, like any LEO, I have enemies because of my job. They may have access to high-powered rifles. My job starts and ends at the same time every day. Although I use four rotating routes to drive to and from work, I am still vulnerable during the walk to and from my car. This is the time that I load up on the trauma plates because I DO NOT WANT TO BE SHOT DEAD!Also, someone said that my Tac Team doesn’t get training. Not true. We meet at the range every night and shoot 400 rounds each through weapons that closely resemble our duty setup. We also practice unarmed combat. I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls. I don’t think any of you are working as hard as I am to be prepared. I asked a serious question about tactical armor and I wanted a serious response. If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guard over their lives like a God.
>>27903490
Is this copypasta? Or fresh soon to be copy pasta?
>>27903500
This is pasta from the original mall ninja, like it's ancient. The response to the original posts coined the term mall ninja, good times.
>>27903445
>not familiar with the origins of the term mall ninja
if you bought enough you could duct tape them to your Kia and have a bullet proof ride! Dude- you and the president riding dirty!
>>27903500
Dig this.
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/
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>>27903528
Way to ruin my fun guys.
>>27903514
Is it real or just a really epic troll
>>27903209
This reminds me of that bullet resistant umbrella from kingsman. I'd be interested in seeing something more like that if it's a viable option for stopping boolets.
>>27903558
I'm not, I'm picturing a high pressure suit case that "explodes" into a mini bunker and smoke grenade at the same time.
>>27903489
>>27903433
edgy shit edgY sHit thats some edgy shit right th ere right there if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Edgy shit edgy shit edgY sHit thats some edgy shit right th ere right there if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Edgy shit
>>27903388
>1) PSG-1 using Fed Gold Medal .308
oamilaffinn.jpg you want a 10 thousand dollar rifle with what im sure is a 2k plus scope to defend a mall? this is pretty funny but dont spam it too much please
>>27903592
This guy is next CEO in line at Lockheed
>>27903573
Go headbutt a bullet
>that's edgy, you uncultured cricetid.
>you will never save the life and possibly the virginity of the mayor's nephew
>>27903573
won't stop a rifle round, why bother? just wear plate carriers
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>>27903636
edgy shit edgY sHit thats some edgy shit right th ere right there if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Edgy shit edgy shit edgY sHit thats some edgy shit right th ere right there if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Edgy shitᵒᵒᵒ Edgy shit
>>27903490
>>27903636
my name is inigo montoya, you killed my father. prepare to die!
i question this thing because you have to unfold it. and they didnt test any rifle rounds
If you could carry around a 480 lb briefcase you could have yourself a nice 2 foot wide 6 foot tall plate of 1 inch steel. That would stop pretty much anything if the steel was decent enough.
>>27903253
Would wife/10
>>27903490
pasta so good it has built in answers.
it's like the arnold soundboard prank calls of copy pasta.
>>27903339
Your zipper is unzipped Ahmed
>>27903276
>>27903388
>>27903490
If this isn't pasta, it should be.
>>27903209
>shit flies out of your hands or uncontrollably flaps with the force of a thousands winds and exposes you the moment someone shoots that thing
Listen, I don’t expect you civilians to understand the situation. But bear with me and I’ll see if I can pound it into you soft skulls.With the decay of society and the rotting away of the moral fiber of our country this world is getting more and more dangerous and down right mean. Who do you think protects you from the scum of this society??? The cops, the FBI, the army???Guess again, it’s the guys guarding your companies, your banks, your schools, your homes, your supermarkets, and yes smartass, even your malls. What good are the cops going to be if a shooter shows up at your workplace??? How about your kid’s school, remember Columbine? I’ll tell you what the cops will do, call the SWAT team and screw around trying to locate the front door for 30 minutes, while you or your children are shot down like prairie dogs at a drunken machinegun shoot.We are on site, when the cops are cruising around handing out speeding tickets or harrassing prostitutes. We risk our lives so you can go home to mommy at the end of the day and this is the respect we get??? Hell, I’d call some of us “heroes”, but I’m sure most of you juveniles don’t understand the meaning of such a Distinguished word.So go play Rainbow Six and frag some “tangos”, and tell your mommy to bring you some milk and cookies. Meanwhile, my ass is one the line so your fat butt can go to the mall and pick up the latest copy of “Computer Gaming Monthly” without getting jumped and sodomized in the mall bathroom.
>>27903339
>everywhere I go I must protect kebab
>>27903276
Oh God I miss Gecko.
>>27903339
Why you no smile Hassan?
You get to carry the shield suitcase!
>>27903799
its not for him
>>27903253
She's already leaning back just holding the damn thing, would love to see her try and shoot it.
kek
>>27903819
giant tits=bad posture and back problems
you never talk to anyone with more than C cups? they never shut up about their back
>>27903209
>3-foot long blanket of protection
Is that dude a fucking manlet of manlets?
I kind of want to buy one.......
>>27903253
Not a big fan of books written on the side on my woman
>>27903209
is it made by Harley Davidson?
their ability to sell shit to morons without any understanding of basic engineering is fucking awesome!
>>27903276
Fuck off geko45 you mallninja
>>27903253
Holy shit, I have a PPQ long slide with that exact same light
>>27903445
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>>27903411
IT IS A FUCKING COPYPASTA LURK MORE FUCKING CHONGS
>>27906965
you seem like a big fan of dicks in your mouth and anus though.
>>27903239
tyrone is still using a glock 40.
>>27903209
Then you'll need to carry an entirely separate briefcase for all your important documents.
>>27903490
>which means I can wear the
>special boots to climb walls
I don't care if its pasta, made me chuckle.
>>27903339
That guy even has a third arm to hold up the shield.
>>27903253
I'd put my cartrige inside her the wrong way, nudge nuge, wink win.
>>27903829
Not just also that. With that outfit, leaning back really helps push those tits out even more.
>>27903253
who is that?
>>27903276
>If your plan of action involves taking multiple high-caliber hits to the back, you need to rethink your plan.
>>27903239
>heads of state
>rich people
>drug lords
>assination attempts
>using a glock 40 to attack any of those people
>>27907488
>doesn't like stupid tattoos
>hurrrrr you must be gay
Millenial spotted.
>>27903209
Isn't that like 60+ pounds of plate armor? Fucking hell, who would even think this is a good idea?
