If there was a god of /k/, who would it be? simo haya? Gatling? Winchester? That chingchong who invented black powder?
>>27898500
you must be new here.
Only 500 kills
Fucking pleb tier
>Vasili Blokhin was a Soviet Major-General who served as the chief executioner of the Stalinist NKVD under the administrations of Yagoda, Yezhov and Beria (after their respective falls from power, Yagoda and Yezhov were both ironically executed by Blokhin himself)
>He is recorded as having executed at least 40,000 prisoners personally, by his own hand, including his killing of over 7,000 Polish prisoners of war in a single incident, only pausing to eat and sleep, during the Katyn massacre in spring 1940
>Blokhin initially decided on a minimum quota of at least 300 executions per night, but sometimes exceeding 700; and engineered an efficient system in which the prisoners were individually led to a small room. Blokhin would stand waiting behind the door in his executioner garb: a leather butcher's apron, leather hat, and shoulder-length leather gloves. Then, without a hearing, the reading of a sentence or any other formalities, each prisoner was brought in and restrained by guards while Blokhin shot them once in the base of the skull with a German Walther Model 2 .25 ACP pistol. He had brought an entire briefcase full of his own Walther pistols, since he did not trust the reliability of the Soviet TT-30 for the frequent, heavy use he intended.
>Each night, 25 trenches, measuring eight to ten meters long, were dug to hold the night's corpses, and each trench was covered up before dawn
>Blokhin was forcibly retired in 1953 following Stalin's death that March. After Beria's fall from power in June of the same year, Blokhin's rank was stripped from him. He reportedly sank into alcoholism, went insane, and shot himself in the head with his service pistol.
>>27898500
It took hundreds of years between the discovery of black powder and it's effective implementation in warfare. If the guy who discovered it is mention-able, then so is the man who discovered it could be harnessed to do more than make noise.
Weapon designers and inventors are definitely /k/, but so are then men who effectively combined these weapons with a winning strategy. To that end, Clausewitz, Tsu, Machiavelli, and Cesar Borgia are the recognized giants of this field. Implementation on a tactical level is also /k/, so people like Rommel and Guderian should also be considered.
>>27898564
Murdering prisoners isn't impressive. Simo killed Russian invaders in defence of his own country on nearly even terms.
>>27898564
>killing already capture prisoners
>not going out to hunt down fags
Its like running through COD black ops with AI on easy. There's literally no chalange
>>27898606
The sheer number makes it impressive. The dedication and mental fortitude required to personally shoot 40k prisoners in the base of the skull is damned noteworthy.
>>27898622
I'm pretty sure he was a demented killer, considering that he fell into alcoholism immediately when he couldn't be on a Stalin death squad.
>>27898622
>He reportedly sank into alcoholism, went insane, and shot himself in the head with his service pistol.
Not enough mental fortitude. I don't think the human brain is wired to deal with that kind of experience.
I think even most serial killers would find this distasteful.
>>27898640
Maybe he was a demented killer who executed without remorse, like stepping on a bug. Maybe he believed in what he was doing and that he was ridding enemies of communism and his country.
Either way, the personality traits required to do what he did are probably not possessed by the majority of humans. I think regime change in the USSR made him slowly fall out of favor. The possibility exists that he executed someone close to a future leader or member of the politburo, making the writing on the wall easily visible. I have my doubts as to if he really was a suicide.
>>27898517
Then the avatar and champion of the Murdercube, if you must.
My vote goes to Kalashnikov.
Why only one? Why not a pantheon built upon the mighty foundation that is the /k/ube?
>>27898500
Ian or Mike Vining.
The man who invents a gun so powerful that it destroys our universe.
It's Rusty Shackleford.
It's always been Rusty Shackleford.
Fucking newfags.
>>27898696
I can see it. Catholic/Hindu/Shinto style.
Using examples posted above:
John M. Browning - patron of innovation.
Mikhail Kalashnikov - patron of simple durability.
Mike Vining - patron of operating.
Simo Hayha - patron of overcoming long odds.
Vasili Blokhin - patron of ruthlessness.
>>27898708
If that were true there'd be a whole lot more pocket sand threads.
>not that he isn't based as fuck
>>27898712
Tough mode: pick one for blitzkrieg
>>27898741
>Implying it's anything but the truth
Not my fault newfags don't know about him and instead spout the gospel of the cubical pretender.
>>27898760
>>27898712
Ian - patron of frankly
>>27898564
If we are judging based on numbers Paul Tibbets wins
>>27898750
Heinz Guderian?
>>27898712
Kinda this. Have a pagan pantheon kinda system. Patron/deity for different things.
>>27898893
There's no one tool for all jobs. Why have one... entity... for all purposes?
>>27898500
You fucking know who
>>27898674
pretty much this..
>>27898946
Cokeman was king of the edgelords and that's about it.
>>27898946
Holy shit he is actually wearing earpro this time
Has cokeman defected to the safety nazis?
>>27898785
>If we are judging based on numbers
Isn't someone who is supposed to represent /k/ as their god be someone who does the killing with a proper cause as well? I mean having a complete fucking crook and murdered as your god simply because he's successful as what he does seems the wrong way of going about it, which is why I understand someone like Simo, but not Vasil.
>>27898674
Yeah this.
The American embodiment, at least.
>>27899157
Are you implying that getting schwifty all over the Axis wasn't a proper cause?
![alchemist-FS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kU28qFG.jpg "alchemist-FS[1].jpg")
>>27898500
I'm gonna go with Berthold Schwarz (the black).
Rediscovered the black powder in the West (by trying to create a philosophal stone and mixing a bunch of chemicals to kill the basilisk contained inside; the lab exploded in his face, hence his last name).
The perfect mix of contribution to weaponry, crazy DIY, and criminal negligence.
Plus that beard is pretty operator.
>>27898500
Reminder that the guy in the right side of the picture is some random Swedish soldier in snow camo, not Simo Häyhä.
>>27898712
Hickock45 - patron of education
>>27899319
OH LORD HAVE MERCY
GET THE WATER NIGGUH
IT'S GOING DOWN
>>27899032
I dont think ive seen a video where he doesnt wear earpro except his indoor shooting vids.
>>27898712
>John M. Browning - patron of innovation.
>Mikhail Kalashnikov - patron of simple durability.
>Mike Vining - patron of operating.
>Simo Hayha - patron of overcoming long odds.
>Vasili Blokhin - patron of ruthlessness.
Dieudonné Saive - patron of incremental improvements.
Hiram Maxim - patron of industriousness.
Samuel Colt - patron of business endeavors.
Adrian Carton de Wiart - patron of the neverending struggle.
>>27898564
he's a fucking murderer, a simple tool; an impressive one t be quite honest, but still, not fucking /k/ at all. He didn't fight anyone
>>27898712
Mario Zippermayr - patron of fire
>>27899722
>>27899738
>Novislav Djajic
>Patron of Removal
>>27899240
No, I'm plying that being a murderous piece of shit who is part of NKVD is a scummy cause.
>>27899733
When you kill over 40 000 men you deserve a mention.
He killed more men than you will live days.
Imagine from your birth you kill one person every day, you will probably still be 10 000 kills under his record once you're dead.
>>27900012
>40k
10-50k.
During Katyn he killed around 700 men.
Not 7000, he wasn't the only executioner.
>>27898708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTa6fWgl7us
...Sh-sh-shaw!
>>27898517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTa6fWgl7us
>>27898500
We have a god and a prophet
Also, see here for he s/k/ripture
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EB7dtiUYy-EeAaKM0hMcmJzYVAsCB7WXodXhT_AIiQI/edit?usp=sharing
>>27898694
I like his tie pin. In general, Kalashnikov looks like a kind grandfather.
>>27900200
>>27898674
/thread
All other answers are wrong. The Murdercube is our god, and JMB (pbuh) is our Messiah.
>>27898500
the image on the right is not simo hayha
>>27898564
>tfw in the long run Poland won
>inb4 slavaboos spergout
>>27901044
>implying Poles are not slavs
>>27901044
Excuse me,
>inb4 vatniks sperg out
Also
>implying western slavs = russian slavs
>>27898712
>Jerry Miculek - patron of honing skill/training/slow motion
>>27901439
Seconding Miculek. He's actually someone who has spent decades perfecting the art of rapid, accurate shooting with longarm and pistol.
>>27901451
But don't forget about mastering the Art of slow motion
>>27898517
This
Each gun is an idol for worship
Each inventor is a prophet who brought a new god into the world
Each great operator, strategist and warlord a saint.
>>27898691
god damn those CIA dudes are fucking NERDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a_sx3ozoXI
>>27898700
Ian is a monk.
Vining was a missionary.
Rommel, Guderian, W.T. Sherman, et al, were missionaries who ascended to priests.
Kalashnikov was a missionary who became an avatar of the /k/ube.
J.M.Browning was an avatar.
Sun Tzu, Machiavelli, Cesare Borgia, and Clausewitz were high priests.
>>27898500
the fabulous Toepperweins of San Antonio get my vote as far as target and sport shooting goes.
not a lot of information is available on them but here is a great excerpt that tells a bit about them.
http://www.mouseguns.com/blast/top.htm
>>27898500
Fuck this commie
Carlos Hathcock all the way
>>27901665
Simo Hayha was a missionary who became an icon.
>>27901710
He wasn't a communist you dickhead, the Finns were funded by the Nazi's
>>27901719
Read up on your history faggot, he was a commie.
>>27900227
I think that's actually some embroidery ON the tie rather than a pin
>>27901710
Carlos deserves a mention just due to hunting men like they were deer
Also his long range shots with the M2
>>27901801
Simo was killing commies though.
>>27901801
I guess that's why he joined the anti-socialist white guards.
I nominate Lauri Törni
>>27901937
Looking again, I think you're right.
>>27902159
He was a traitor, after the commies and socialist were losing the war he was trying to save his ass and crossed over to the other side to not be considered a war criminal.
>>27902237
Pls stop pretending being a retard, he was 13 then and well within the white Finland.
>>27902237
Well since he joined at 17 years old in 1922, and the only war the commies lost was the civil war in 1918, i guess the then 13-year old Simo must have been a real treacherous commie.
>>27902237
What the fuck? Are you seriously fucking retarded?
Simo Häyhä joined the White Guards when he was 22 and the Civil War had already been fought (and afterwards White Guards killed a lot of commies).
Commies did not join White Guards. Not even their sons, because their fathers or other family members were shot by them.
I hope you are a troll. Either you are really fucking dumb. Shut your mouth if you don't know shit.
Doomguy
>>27898622
You can't have empathy for other humans and do the things he did.
Nah this is what happens when a murderous psychopath gets sanctiond to kill as many people as he likes.
Poeple with personality disorders are selected for those roles.
>>27898674
Opened the thread to post this
>>27902414
You are not the only one.
>>27901451
Tfw you never had a gun loving grandpa
>>27901710
This is the onlr real answer. Anyone who mentions non Americans and homosexuals like that effiminant fuck Ian shout eat shit.
>>27902167
Fucking this.WWII, Korea, Vietnam. Spent his entire life killing commies.
>>27902280
>>27902314
>>27902338
That's Vasily Zaytsev yes?
Master Sergeant Roy P. BENAVIDEZ
>On the morning of 2 May 1968, a 12-man Special Forces Reconnaissance Team was inserted by helicopters in a dense jungle area west of Loc Ninh, Vietnam to gather intelligence information about confirmed large-scale enemy activity.
>This area was controlled and routinely patrolled by the North Vietnamese Army.
> After a short period of time on the ground, the team met heavy enemy resistance, and requested emergency extraction.
> Three helicopters attempted extraction, but were unable to land due to intense enemy small arms and anti-aircraft fire.
>Sergeant BENAVIDEZ was at the Forward Operating Base in Loc Ninh monitoring the operation by radio when these helicopters returned to off-load wounded crew members and to assess aircraft damage.
> Sergeant Benavidez voluntarily boarded a returning aircraft to assist in another extraction attempt.
> Realizing that all the team members were either dead or wounded and unable to move to the pickup zone, he directed the aircraft to a nearby clearing where he jumped from the hovering helicopter, and ran approximately 75 meters under withering small arms fire to the crippled team.
>Prior to even reaching the team's position he was wounded in his right leg, face, and head.
> Despite these painful injuries, he took charge, repositioning the team members and directing their fire to facilitate the landing of an extraction aircraft, and the loading of wounded and dead team members.
> He then threw smoke canisters to direct the aircraft to the team's position.
> Despite his severe wounds and under intense enemy fire, he carried and dragged half of the wounded team members to the awaiting aircraft.
> He then provided protective fire by running alongside the aircraft as it moved to pick up the remaining team members.
> As the enemy's fire intensified, he hurried to recover the body and classified documents on the dead team leader.
>When he reached the leader's body, Sergeant Benavidez was severely wounded by small arms fire in the abdomen and grenade fragments in his back.
> At nearly the same moment, the aircraft pilot was fatally wounded, and his helicopter crashed.
>Although in extremely critical condition due to his multiple gunshot and shrapnel wounds, Sergeant Benavidez secured the classified documents and made his way back to the flaming wreckage, where he aided the wounded out of the overturned aircraft, and gathered the survivors into a defensive perimeter.
> Under increasing enemy automatic weapons and grenade fire, he moved around the perimeter distributing water and ammunition to his weary men, reinstilling in them a will to live and fight.
>Facing a buildup of enemy opposition with a beleaguered team, Sergeant BENAVIDEZ mustered his strength, began calling in danger close air strikes and directed the fire from supporting gunships to suppress the enemy's fire and so permit another extraction attempt.
>He was wounded again in his thigh by small arms fire while administering first aid to a wounded team member just before another extraction helicopter was able to land.
> His indomitable spirit kept him going as he began to ferry his comrades to the craft.
> On his second trip with the wounded, he was clubbed from behind by an enemy soldier. His jaw and skull were shattered.
> In the ensuing hand-to-hand combat, he sustained additional bayonet wounds to his head and arms before disarming and killing his adversary with his own bayonet.
> He then continued under devastating fire to carry the wounded to the helicopter. It was later found out that in the confusion he loaded two enemy bodies into the helicopter because "I couldn't see a damn thing, I was bleeding from my eyes, and I wanted to make damn sure I didn't leave anyone behind"
>Upon reaching the aircraft, he spotted and killed two enemy soldiers who were rushing the craft from an angle that prevented the aircraft door gunner from firing upon them.
>With little strength remaining, he made one last trip to the perimeter to ensure that all classified material had been collected or destroyed, and to bring in the remaining wounded.
>Only then, in extremely serious condition from numerous wounds and loss of blood, did he allow himself to be pulled into the extraction aircraft.
>Sergeant BENAVIDEZS' gallant choice to join voluntarily his comrades who were in critical straits, to expose himself constantly to withering enemy fire, and his refusal to be stopped despite numerous severe wounds, saved the lives of at least eight men.
>He was evacuated to the base camp, examined, and thought to be dead. As he was placed in a body bag among the other dead in body bags, he was suddenly recognized by a friend who called for help. A doctor came and examined him and he too believed Benavidez was dead. The doctor was about to zipper up the bag when Benavidez managed to spit in his face, alerting the doctor that he was still alive. Benavidez had a total of 37 separate bullet, bayonet, and shrapnel wounds from the six hour fight with the enemy battalion
>>27902991
also fun fact, he was in such a hurry to pick up team memebrs, when he left FOB, he didnt even bring his gun. all he had was a bowie knife, which he left in the guy he killed.
____________________________________
>Prior to his attachment to the 5th SFG
>He stepped on a land mine during a patrol and was evacuated to the United States, where doctors at Fort Sam Houston concluded he would never walk again and began preparing his medical discharge papers.
>As Benavidez noted in his 1981 MOH acceptance speech, stung by the diagnosis, as well as flag burnings and media criticism of the US military presence in Vietnam he saw on TV, he began an unsanctioned nightly training ritual in an attempt to redevelop his ability to walk.
>Getting out of bed at night (against doctors orders), Benavidez would crawl using his elbows and chin to a wall near his bedside and (with the encouragement of his fellow patients, many of whom were permanently paralyzed and/or missing limbs), he would prop himself against the wall and attempt to lift himself unaided, starting by wiggling his toes, then his feet, and then eventually (after several months of excruciating practice that by his own admission often left him in tears) pushing himself up the wall with his ankles and legs.
>After over a year of hospitalization, Benavidez walked out of the hospital in July 1966, with his wife at his side, determined to return to combat in Vietnam.
>Benavidez returned to Fort Bragg and began training for the elite Army Special Forces.
>Once qualified and accepted, he became a member of the 5th Special Forces Group; and the Studies and Observations Group (SOG).
>Despite continuing pain from his wounds, he returned to South Vietnam in January 1968.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oUtJxE4sjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIJzqDBMObQ
>>27902982
es mi tio
>>27902597
Fucking jingos.
If we go by straight combatants killed pretty sure Hans- Ulrich Rudel blows everyone else out of the water.
>Rudel flew 2,530 combat missions claiming a total of 2,000 targets destroyed; including 800 vehicles, 519 tanks, 150 artillery pieces, 70 landing craft, nine aircraft, four armored trains, several bridges, a destroyer, two cruisers, and the Soviet battleship Marat.
>The only person to be awarded the Knight's Cross of the Iron Cross with Golden Oak Leaves, Swords and Diamonds.
>According to his autobiography, on one occasion
>After trying a landing to rescue two downed novice Stuka crewmen and then not being able to take off again due to the muddy conditions
>He and his three companions, while being chased for 6 km by Soviet soldiers, made their way down a steep cliff by sliding down trees, then swam 600 meters across the icy Dniester River, during which his rear gunner, Knight's Cross holder Hentschel, succumbed to the cold water and drowned.
>Several miles further towards the German lines, the three survivors were then captured by Soviets
>Rudel, knowing there was a bounty on his head, again made a run for it. Despite being barefoot and in soaking clothes, getting shot in his shoulder, and being hunted by several hundred pursuers with dog packs, he eventually managed to make his way back to his own lines.
>In total, he was wounded five times and rescued six stranded aircrew from enemy territory, although the two mentioned above were recaptured. The vast majority of his missions were spent piloting the various models of the Junkers Ju 87, though by the end of the war, he often flew the ground-attack variant of the Fw 190.
His input was also used in the developing in the A-10
>>27899733
>he's a fucking murderer, a simple tool
>implying soldiers aren't the same
>>27899705
fucking bootlegged fireworks
>>27903294
Soldiers tend to fight other soldiers in mutual combat who are also trying to kill them. They're killers, but not murderers. A glorified executioner who offs sick, dying and nonresistant prisoners is not anywhere near the same caliber.
>>27903392
>>27899705
HOOO.SHIT, HOO SHIT! WHOOOOOO
>>27905107
LAWWD REKRISSH.
Motorola anon..
Cowboy, the patron saint of beards.
>>27898500
this nigga
>>27905001
>Soldiers tend to fight other soldiers in mutual combat who are also trying to kill them
whatever you say
>>27905289
Close but no cigar.
is this thread remaking the church of the /k/ube?
you guys know all of this has already been done. and is well documented?
>>27898500
If not the cube or John Browning, then Probably Dugan.
>>27898946
Cokeman - the patron of autism
>>27898885
My nigga
>>27898500
BROWNING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_vP885rnJU
>>27898691
That's not even fucking Vining, you mook.
>>27898674
>>27898694
These two, obviously are the patron saints
>>27898500
Simo is definitely a greater god
I can't believe I'm the first ITT to mention him...
>AUDIE FUCKING MURPHY
>>27898500
>>27902982
>>27902991
>>27903001
>>27903005
>>27903019
Based Goddamn Roy Benevidez.
I printed his Wikipedia page and MOH award citation and keep them in my son's copy of "The Dangerous Book for Boys" as a bookmark for the battle of Thermopylae. I figure that if I kick the bucket for any reason before I get the chance to tell him my war stories, he can read up on what kind of man I expect him to be. (Not saying I compare, ideally he will hear mine and I can read him Sergeant Benevidez' and all of the others too.)
>>27903019
>got so butthurt by words so he decided to go back to Vietnam and lose the war in person
topkek
>>27903194
Goddamn, I'm printing his bio next.
>>27905348
>m-muh vietnam war crimes
What part of "defenseless shooting gallery" don't you understand?
>>27907417
>the little vietnamese girl bit the rapist
>purple heart incoming
>>27907452
Okay, so you're literally retarded and missed the entire point of what I and the other anon said. Carry on then.
>>27898564
look at me i shoot fish in a barrel :D
>>27899722
Heh, Samuel colt - patron of equality.
>>27898500
>Ave Nex Alea
https://youtu.be/mM6OIlreneA
>>27902982
pretty much the entirety of MAC V SOG is the embodiment of /k/, among benavidez there were 12 or so other medal of honor recipients in that unit alone.
