Would you shoot an unarmed man in your own home if you had every right to do so? Let's say you walk in and they're doing hand stands on your couch.
>if you had every right to do so
That means I'm in fear for my life. So yes, duh.
>>27844777
>put your hands on your head
>slowly
>get on your knees
>get face down on the ground
>do not move
>gun pointed at target until police arrive
If any deviation happens then I'd shoot, though there is literally no way to determine if someone is unarmed unless they are naked.
>>27844819
>Naked man doing handstands on your couch
Yeah, I'd probably still shoot him.
>>27844777
honestly, only if they're charging me
but otoh who fuckin knows how a situation like that would actually go down
>>27844819
Damn, son. And I thought I had a bad case of the 'tism.
>>27844777
No. That's murder. In my state of GA you cannot shoot unless they are committing a forcible felony, meaning use or threat of physical force or violence. They may have committed one coming in but if they are fucking up my couch that's not justification.
>>27844777
>had every right to do so?
Yeah, I wouldn't kill anyone unless I absolutely had to. You know, like a sane person.
>shoot man
>stab self with knife in ass
>put knife in dead man's hand
We're good.
>>27844777
Shoot in non-fatal places, sure, why not?
Fatal shots only for when I'm threatened.
>>27845164
have fun getting sued by the person you shot
>>27844884
Nigger I'm in GA and if we find a nigger in our house uninvited we can shoot him every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Fuck that nigger.
>>27845164
you'll need to use some higher caliber bait than that
>>27844777
I would.
I have a neighbor with about 600 acres of farmland and an excavator. We were talking about intruders one day and he told me if I ever have to shoot an intruder not to call the cops. Call him and he'd bury the dead guys, and even their car so deep that no one would ever find them.
So I got that going for me.
>>27845175
I thought the situation states I have every right to shoot.
>>27845223
He's done it before.
>>27845223
Holy shit
I'd probably just assume it was one of my roommate's friends being a dumbass.
Get threatening though and I shall play you the song of my people or bash you in the face with a meat tenderizer that has a hole for bullets.
>>27845232
Doesn't mean you can't get your ass sued off in civil court.
>>27844819
As much as i'd like to say i'd shoot them with no remorse, I think i would follow this path too.
>>27845235
Possible.
We were talking about intruders because there was a string of B&E's in this area for about a year. Then one day they stopped. Out of the blue, no more b&e's.
Checked police reports and no one had been arrested for b&e, or anything related.
So yeah, he might be out there feeding the corn.
>>27845243
Funny thing is he's not some mafia type or stereotypical tough guy. Just an old farmer that doesn't take shit off nobody.
>>27845177
Not legally you cannot. You need to read the law, son. If he's just saying "fuck yo couch" you can't shoot.
>>27845223
>223
what a bro
>>27845257
Civil court is a fickle fat bitch.
>>27845271
Any missing persons from around the time the B&Es stopped?
>>27845223
shoot shovel shut up
>>27845271
Those are the people you must fear the most.
Those who seem completely normal and say off the wall awesome shit casually, those are the ones who are about that life.
>>27844884
GA 3.02.10 Justification; Use of Force in Defense of Self or Others
A person is justified in threatening or using force against another person when, and to the extent that, he/she reasonably believes that such threat or force is necessary to defend himselfYherself or a third person against the other’s imminent use of unlawful force. A person is justified in using force that is intended or likely to cause death or great bodily harm only if that person reasonably believes that such force is necessary to prevent death or great bodily injury to himself/herself or a third person or to prevent the commission of a forcible felony.
O.C.G.A. §16-3-21
The State has the burden of proving beyond a reasonable doubt that the defendant was not justified.
State v. Shepperd, 253 Ga. 321 (1984) Bishop v. State, 271 Ga. 291 (1999) (Give the following only as appropriate.)
A person is not justified in using force, if that person
a) initially provokes the use of force against himself7herself with the intent to use such force as an excuse to inflict bodily harm upon the assailant; or
b) is attempting to commit, is committing, or is fleeing after the commission or attempted commission of a felony (define arguable felony); or
c) was the aggressor or was engaged in a combat by agreement, unless the person withdraws from the encounter and effectively communicates his/her intent to withdraw to the other person, and the other person still continues or threatens to continue the use of unlawful force.
>>27845223
I need to get a awesome neighbor like that
>>27845257
Is that how it works in america? Over here anyone who breaks in illegally into another's property, armed or not, and do anything to warrant being shot by the owner, would not have any power to sue shit. Filthy criminals have little to no rights and they should be thankful for not being put down in the first place.
>>27845328
You must not live in England. People can't even use barbed wire on their own property over there because it might hurt the burglars trying to climb over.
>>27845328
Depends heavily on the state. Also why you shoot to kill, not wound. Dead men tell no tales, and you can bet your ass a guy willing to B&E is willing to lie his ass off to fuck you over.
Where I am I wager a judge would throw it out or immediately grant counterclaims against the criminal on the grounds of it being his own damn fault he got shot.
>>27844835
dicks are only made for rape nowadays anyway so i agree shoot or ill get raped
>>27844777
I don't think doing handstands on my couch merits death. I would ask what he was doing in my house, but I wouldn't shoot him just for doing handstands on my couch.
>>27845441
I mean he's probably just having fun. I'd like him not to be in my house, or even wearing clothes, but I'm not one to judge.
>>27844777
Here's an example
Just a little sample
How I could just kill a man
One-time tried to come in my home
Take my chrome
I said, 'yo, it's on!'
Take cover son or you're assed-out
How do you like my chrome then I watched the rookie pass out
Didn't have to blast him but I did anyway
That young punk had to pay
So I just killed a man
>>27844777
Is he doing an actual handstand, or is he just supporting himself by leaning against the wall? This determines whether or not I shoot.
>>27845164
>using a firearm negligently
Is that the guy from portlandia?
>>27845364
Let's say it's a burglar. I shoot not to kill, just enough to immobilize him. I call the cops. Neighbors would hear the gunfire and find out there's a burglar in the neighborhood. Well, the burglar can now pray the cops would arrive soon enough because there's a good chance he's gonna get dragged outside and get a good lynching or worse, getting burned to death. And I'm not gonna stop my neighbors from doing so either. From my experience, no one is ever held responsible when a criminal is getting lynched by an angry mob. God bless my garbage of a country.
>>27844777
If he's doing handstands on my couch means he's most likely batshit insane and therefore an immediate risk to me, my family and my possessions
>>27845272
Castle doctrine bitch
>>27844777
Based on all the TV I watch, I can only figure hes doing a hand stand to wind up for some kind of martial arts move that will easily disarm me, and make me and gun look completely useless compared to his life long study of martial arts.
>so yah, instant mag dumb.
>I hope my cat was able to get to safety before i start dumping LA PD style.
>>27845628
BAWHAHAHAHAHAA
>>27844777
My rules of engagement are as follows
>if he/they are armed, shoot to kill, even if their backs are turned, they're in my house with weapons they obviously have bad intentions
>if they are unarmed I'll yell gtfo, not get on the ground but get out. I'm not the cops, I'm not going to arrest people and when people feel like they're going to jail they're more likely to try ways to get out of it (attacking me) so telling them to get out means they see they have a route of escape they had better take because:
>if they're unarmed and non-compliant with my gtfo command, shoot to kill. They're in my house for whatever reason now they refuse to leave, they obviously have bad intentions and may have weapons hidden
>>27844777
Why the fuck is he doing handstands on my couch? How'd he get in? What does he hope to accomplish? Is he a sketchy type? Is he cute? Will he let me take his boipussy?
>>27844777
Unarmed? Lol, officer he grabbed one of my kitchen knives after he let himself in
>>27844884
Nigger, it's Georgia. Unless you're in Fulton or Savannah or Macon or some other liberal piss hole, ain't nobody gonna do shit. Good Ole Boy network.
>>27844906
If you don't do your duty as an american, that intruder might rape and murder an old lady.
>>27845223
I'd have a case of his favorite beer cold and ready to go, just in case.
>>27845271
>farmer
>>27844819
The only non-sociopathic answer. However, if they so much as look at me funny they're catchin' a mag.
What if antman is inside your home?
>>27845785
Shoot to kill
>>27845785
Hope he enjoys watching a bored guy rub one out.
>>27845785
break his legs and throw him in a tub of [spoiler]bullet ants[/spoiler]
>>27845671
Best choice
I would make them strip naked before leaving. This ensures they get out with nothing, and face embarrassment if anyone sees them.
>>27845836
>Implying that he wouldn't just get an erection and get an orgasm
>I would shoot someone non lethally
OKAY
KILL YOURSELVES EVERYONE SAYING THIS
THEY DON'T CALL IT LETHAL FORCE BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU FEEL BAD
>>27845877
and have reason to go back and fuck your shit.
I'd restrain him to my bed, suck him and use him as a meat dildo
>>27847036
>letting human fuck toys use your bed
>>27847049
I suppose you have point, maybe just chain him up in the basement
>>27844819
I would make them walk the dinosaur till the police arrived. Fuck, I'd even play the damn song.
>>27845223
Nigger he's going to bury your ass at one point. Only trust yourself.
>>27844819
>holding a person against their will
>executing them if they attempt to flee
Great way to end up in jail anon.
>>27847090
I don't think that applies when the guy broke into your house, and gave justification for using lethal force.
>>27844777
>>27844819
Ii would be scared shitless fuck that i wouldd just shoot the guy fuck him and if his friends try to come back to take revenge they will join him in hell
>>27847036
What the hell?
>>27847403
Probably this desu senpai
>hear rustling
>grab gun
>quietly make my way to the noise
>shaking as the adrenaline kicks in
>see someone in my living room
>put my light on them and magdump
Reason for shooting someone in OP's scenario:
1) Self defense 'because he was in my house and I felt afraid for myself and my family"
or
2) Revenge "Because he was in my house and I was angry!"
If the person is some drunk idiot fucking with your couch it would be pretty hard to pull that trigger without good reason. It may be within your legal rights to do so, but really the only reason you are pulling the trigger is to punish him for his transgression.
>>27845164
Just shoot him in the face and tell authorities he jumped towards you with his hand out to grab the gun.
>>27844777
Yes. Fuck that nigga, my couch was expensive.
>>27845223
Fuck me, I wish I had a neighbor like this guy.
>>27844777
Common sense applies everywhere, even in court in most states without castleD.
My state would skewer me if I shot someone doing hand stands...
>>27849803
Why would you tell the cops that he was doing handstands?
>>27844819
If he's doing naked handstands, how will he put his hands on his head? Also, as he is naked, are you meaning larger upper head, or smaller lower head?
Yes.
>>27844777
>Let's say you...
Another bullshit scenario someone makes up.... Intruders have to go to a lot of work to get inside my house and that's when they get shot...
But no reason to shot anyone that is not a threat no matter where they are. It this imagined case, I would have overwhelming force available while I wait for the guys with the butterfly nets to show up.
In my state I can blow anyone away, but no need to at all. We are nice guys you know even when other people get weird...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXOwNOf2QXY
>>27844777
>Given an opportunity to kill with no repercussions
>Not taking said opportunity
Probably not.
I live in a college town so there are a shit ton of apartment complexes where every unit looks identical. There is always some dumbass drunk going into the wrong unit to sleep one off.
>>27845628
>LAPD style.
So you'll empty your mag, not hit your target once, and end up killing one or more innocents in the crossfire. You'll then get a slap on the wrist and proceed to ensure none of your neighbors can own the same guns you can.
>>27844777
Not if they remained still until the police arrived or left prior to them arriving. Only if sudden movements were made that caused me to fear they were grabbing for a weapon or if they charged at me.
>>27847074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzeOWnnSNjg
>now dance!
>>27844777
No
Too much mess, devalue of property. This is what will save the intruders life.
>>27844819
>naked man
He's probably on meth. No tears will be shed for that asshole.
>>27844909
>not shoving a dildo up your ass
>remove shit smeared dildo and plant on dindu
>cry rape.
>>27844777
Doubt it. If I had a good reason (they're stealing my stuff/ threatening me and my family) then yes. Otherwise id call the cops.
>>27844819
I was confused, I thought you meant YOU get down on the ground and point the gun at the naked guy while your face is on the floor
>>27845223
As bro as this seems, bear in mind this guy could just as easily do the same thing to you.
I'd be careful if I were you.
>>27845177
>everyday of the week and twice on Sunday
my sides have left the solar system
>>27845299
>fleeing after the commission or attempted commission of a felony
So, if you catch them stealing your shit, and they decide to beat feet, you can ice them as they run? Interesting...
>>27844835
>not joining in
>>27844859
Still looks like you do, mate
I've shot a man in my home.
He broke in through my back screen door, and smashed open my sliding glass door. I grabbed my USP .40 and stood behind my desk in my room. When he busted down the door, I told him yo get on the ground repeatedly, and then shot at him 4 times until he dropped.
Luckily for him, it was 3 am and I barely got 2 hours of sleep and my marksmanship wasn't on par. He lived and I called the police while he was on the ground bleeding. He was unarmed, and ended up getting 3 years in jail.
Nobody here would take the opportunity to work them over with a sack full of doorknobs?
>Slightly disappointed...
>>27851044
>Hear a gunshot in the middle of the night
>It came from my neighbour's home
>Too shaken to fall back asleep
>Get out to investigate
>His front door is open
>Stand in front of the door to get a better view inside
>See neighbour shoving a dildo up his ass infront of a dead body.
>Mfw
>>27850727
>There is always some dumbass drunk going into the wrong unit to sleep one off.
Honestly, people like that deserve killed
>>27851150
Id work them over with my sack if you know what I'm saying
>>27851068
Well it would boost your stealth index by 60%
>>27851149
Not to mention he's probably shitting in a bag now.
>implying your story is true
>>27851068
now that's tactical
>>27851225
>implying it's not
I don't know much of his situation besides what was at the court case.
He would be out of jail by now anyways.
>>27851187
While I agree on principle, a passed-out drunk person would be infinitely more fun to simply do hilarious and cruel things to.
>>27845500
br br br br
>>27847036
LMAO what the fuck>
>>27851235
I mean to say that you probably don't have to worry about him coming back. Shitting in a bag for the rest of your life tends to have a profound change of perspective on the criminal mind. Must be that whole near death experience thing.
I will just tell you all a funny little story....
I live in a 'moderate' crime place...
So two years back I ordered some of that badass super killer 9mm ammo over the Internet... RIP or something like that... I forget now....
UPS put it on my door step but my security camera showed a little black kid (that I know) went and stole it.... I didn't say nuffin since it does no good...
But you know what.... Some words must have gotten round the hood here cause I have had zero crime problems around my house since :)
I think the kids around here got the point....
>>27845164
/k/ don't go full autist
>>27845270
same but if I see a gun I'll just start saying that as I shoot, so at least I will have said it and I can honestly say he should have heard me
>>27845955
kill yourself
you ate the bait like a fat kid eating your moms cunt
>>27851447
Or they tried shooting that overpriced worthless piece of shit ammo and after two shots (both enraging and only mildly damaging the nigger it was aimed at) jammed, blew up in the faggots face, and nigger b kills nigger a, and nigger b goes to jail because the RIP ammo severed a nerve in his leg and couldn't basketball away.
>>27851167
>not helping gape his asshole for more realistic depiction of rape
It's almost like you aren't gay.
>>27844777
>draw weapon
>tell intruder to leave
>yell stop and shoot if he tries to close the distance
>>27844777
Yes.
>>27845481
Yes he did SNL first.
Someone on /b/ put their hand on a fire ant hill and it is posting them right now
I think we may have another antman on our hands guys
>>27854691
>>27854691
>another antman
Oh god please no
>>27854691
It can't be he's fucking dead
How can there be another fucking antman?
>>27845500
>Shoot not to kill
More than likely, you would end up nicking a major artery
Bitch will be dead in a couple
>>27847036
>that doujin
Great taste, one of my favourites. I think I'll go reread it right now.
>>27847036
Bitch be cray cray.
Or do you have a dick?
>>27851120
Can you read?
>>27854691
Gods, I sure as fuck hope not.
>>27854852
It is great
>>27854853
The fuck you think?
>>27854852
I replied to this thread solely to ask about this Doujin. Name?
>>27855060
http://exhentai.org/g/338849/3990ee23fb/
>>27855065
>>27855067
Go fap, anon
>>27844777
It really depends at night I would probably shoot without remorse, in the day I would be screaming at them to get on the ground ect.
>>27855079
C-can I fap too?
>>27855172
Only to this:
http://exhentai.org/g/2257/d83353ba3d/
>>27845223
I am in commercial construction. I always have a job site where I could bury a body under a building.
The old joke is
I'm a friend that will bury a body for you, but remember, if you fuck me.... I know how to bury dead bodies.
>>27855065
What the fuck? This is just some dumb picture of a panda you faggot.
>>27855185
>http://exhentai.org/g/338849/3990ee23fb/
>trap porn
Oh yes
Just because they are visibly unarmed does not mean they aren't concealing a weapon to use against you when opertunity strikes. You see that shot all the time during arrests.
If you're strong enough to kick in my door, you're strong enough to cause physical harm to me or someone in my household. I will assume you are a threat, especially if you didn't run of after the alarm goes off. I have no guarantee its just one intruder.
TL;DR, don't want to be shot? Then don't force your way into my home.
>>27850713
>being an edgy teenager
>>27844819
How the fuck is he going to put his hands on his head slowly when he's doing hand-stands?
>>27845223
Anon, don't ever piss off your neighbor okay?
>>27855286
That's his problem.
>>27854691
oh fuck me.
>>27854691
DADDY!?
>>27854691
HA HA TOLD YOU HE WAS NOT DEAD!
HE WAS JUST CAMPING LIJE HE ALWAYS DOES AND HE IS GOING TO COME BACK TO US ALL!
YOU ALL DIDN'T BELIEVE MY WARNINGS BUT YOU NOW SEE IT HA HA!
>if you had every right to do so
>if
what the fuck do you mean, if?
theres no ifs involved in home invasions
