Anyone here gone bear hunting? Specifically Brown Bear/Grizzly Bear?
What calibre did you take them down with?
And yes, if a bear takes down a female victim it eats her pussy first while she is alive
Pic related took an air gun
And got rekt
>>27840543
Nope though I always keep my attention on high and handgun ready to fire just in case I get attacked by a bear here in Oregon while I hunt the forest for quail or grouse, I just hope my mp shield 9mm is enough to take one down if I shoot the head in case I get attacked and I cannot use my shotgun.
>>27840551
Not her fault Russia's gun laws are shit tier
>>27840551
Why did she call her mom?
>>27840566
Get some underwood xtreme penetrators and you might stand a chance.
This woman survived after being partially eaten and then buried.
Playing dead works.
>>27840543
Canadian man attacked by polar bear. Bystanders do nothing to help, but he survives. Do not follow this link if you are squeamish.
https://theconservativetreehouse.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/polar-bear-attack.png
>>27840598
MERELY PRETENDING.
Did this woman deal with this black bear correctly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0
When bears attack and sometimes eat people how do authorities find out its THAT bear that attacked folks?
Do they just find a random bear and kill it and say "yup thats the bear" or do they get Squanto to track that bear down?
>>27840543
I've never gone after Grizzlies, though I had to shoot one once. I literally pissed my pants and couldnt stop shaking for about an hour.
I shot a black bear from a tree stand with a recurve once too.
>>27840628
Bears give other bears a wide space so its unlikely for two bears to share territory within a day
And yes bear tracking is a thing
>>27840582
to scar her for the rest of her life?
>>27840582
>>27840551
Bears confirmed for literally worse than ISIS
>And yes, if a bear takes down a female victim it eats her pussy first while she is alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsEDlipZTUs
Anyone who goes out in bear territory with subpar weaponry deserves whatever comes their way.
>>27840622
It says in the description she had to swim to the sail ship in the bay after the bear put a hole in the canoe. She could have been killed on the land or in the water.
tl;dr no.
>>27840622
Fuck, that woman seriously thinks the bear can hear her.
>>27840660
Bears are literally worse than muslims.
>>27840688
Oh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9lCkFygaaQ
abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/04/bear-attack-victim-left-horrifying-iphone-message-for-husband/
>>27840688
stfu dude, bears are the /k/ommandos of the woods
>>27840566
Worst place to aim for bear attacks if using 9mm is the head. Bear skulls are amazingly thick and many times 9mm or other pistol sized calibers cannot penetrate them. Many suggest aiming for heart of lungs instead. Eye's if you have no other choice. I am pretty sure I read that somewhere but could be wrong since never experienced it myself or done solid research.
>>27840698
Heard this before. I have a deep and passionate hate for bears. That being said Black bears aren't so bad.
>>27840704
No, bears are double niggers of the highest order.
>>27840698
>>27840710
The "grizzly man" audio is a reproduction.
The original audio/video was given to a relative and never released.
>>27840704
This. Bears are some of the most interesting animals around. Definitely top five greatest animals. Doesn't mean they won't eat the shit out of you though.
>>27840705
Could you suggest a minimum caliber for headshots?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SJiOZdAWco
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/1593906/Face-transplant-given-to-Chinese-bear-victim-hailed-a-success-by-doctors-Long-term-treatement-for-facial-disfigurement.html
>>27840628
There's not a whole lot of bears left in the world, most of them have been tagged and are tracked by preservation society's and such
>>27840646
What a prankster
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2875
>post yfw
My cousin is a hunting guide in Canadia and I believe he totes around something in 45-70.
>What calibre did you take them down with?
10mm
>>27840698
Did it rape her and eat her while the man was pissing himself behind the tent?
>>27840749
.44 rem or .45 long colt
what gun would you take out innawoods if bears hunted in packs like wolves?
>>27840832
>Bears with a wolf's intellect
>>27840832
an a10
>>27840749
This came from Yahoo Answers so take it with a grain of salt.
Any one of those rounds 'could' penetrate a Grizzly's skull but none of those are hunting rounds or calibers. They are defensive pistol rounds. Hunting rounds begin with the .357 Magnum and proper ammo and go on up to the 10mm (if you want an auto-loader), to the .500 S&W Magnum.
To put things into perspective. At the turn of the last Century a Grizzly was killed in the Wyoming Territory. The Territorial Government posted a $10,000 in gold reward for this bear. It terrozied the countryside for twenty years before the reward was claimed. When it was finally brought in, it was learned that: It had over a hundred rifle bullets in its body. Besides the kill shot (a .30-40 Krag slug between the ears) it had five different medium and large bore pistol bullets lodged in the brain. None of them had killed it. All five had been fired into the brain from the bottom of its head. Those hunters never came back. I'll leave their possible fate to your imagination.
This may be a better read though,
https://www.buffalobore.com/index.php?l=product_list&c=108
"HANDGUNS
I hike, ride horses, hunt and fish in grizzly country. When relying on a handgun, I carry a 500 Linebaugh or 475 Linebaugh with heavy hard cast, flat nosed bullets. It hammers grizzlies. Such a revolver weighs no more than a standard Ruger Black Hawk, but has the killing power of a moderately powerful rifle cartridge. I find the big heavy X frame revolvers (500 S&W and 460 S&W) too heavy for hiking in steep country all day, but they do possess incredible power. However, if I am going to carry a handgun that weighs 5+ pounds, I’d just as soon carry a 6 pound rifle chambered in 45-70 that has a longer sight radius, more power and is shoulder mounted."
This above passage pertains to Grizzles but for Black Bears supposedly all you need to do is cause them pain or hurt them and they will flee.
>>27840841
We've combined a grizzly bear's with a grey wolf's nervous system and the camouflaging abilities of a cuttlefish
>>27840832
>30 carbine
>1951 all over again
>>27840832
A single shot revolver for suicide.
>>27840832
10mm
>>27840832
AK-47 with drum magazine and in fun mode.
Nothing stops an AK-47 with drum mag in fun mode.
>>27840813
>.45 long colt
>long
>>27840927
>The .45 Colt [11.48x35R] cartridge is a handgun cartridge dating to 1872. It began as a black-powder revolver round developed for the Colt Single Action Army revolver, but is offered as a magnum-level, handgun hunting round in modern usage. This cartridge was adopted by the U.S. Army in 1873 and served as the official US military handgun cartridge for 19 years. It is sometimes referred to as .45 Long Colt or .45LC, to differentiate it from the shorter .45 Schofield, as both were used by the Army at the same period of time.[1] Colt handguns chambered in .45 Colt could use .45 Schofield ammunition.[2]
>>27840749
>>27840832
A 10/22 is all you need.
>>27840866
I really have to start specifying what I want out of this company.
>>27840977
Are you just too dense to accept that both terms are acceptable...?
>>27840832
everything is enough if you hit it on its head, even a 6mm will do the job
>>27840752
You seriously believe this?
If so, I imagine you also buy the "polar bears are disappearing due to loss of arctic ice" too.
>>27841002
>I take pic of actual ammo
>you cite Wikipedia
Sure thing noguns
>>27840914
>that whole comment
spot the 12 years old kid
>>27840704
Agreed bears are like big badass dogs, and who doesn't love dogs. Just don't fuck with them and they won't fuck with you.
>>27840832
Full plate armor with spikes everywhere and a that 23mm Russian scattergun
not to mention a Poleaxe that will fit into the barrel for emergency dispatch
also a headset playing
Power Glove - Hunters
>>27841013
Are you legitimately trying to tell me that if someone says .45lc you don't understand them? That it isn't a more specific term than yours?
>>27841022
>Just don't fuck with them and they won't fuck with you.
That's not true, especially with older males past breeding age.
Bears have been dropped with .40's. Or the tale of the Eskimo that killed the Grizz with a .22 short. Would either be considered perfect? No, but it got the job done.
You want penetration
So 9mm I'd find the hottest 147 solid that I could find (or hand load)
.357 I'd go 180grn Keith with a compressed load of h110. Or buffalo bore
You know what. Just buy buffalo bore in the heaviest weight for your caliber.
If I were hunting them with rifle.....
I'd break out something with a mag in the name. 7mm mag comes to mind. .338 wm or anything greater than .270 in the weatherby cartridges. Hell 30-06 would work.
>>27841013
>>27840832
A full plate armor covered in spikes and that 23mm Russian scattergun and Poleaxe for emergency launch
Also a headset playing Power Glove - Hunters (The Plague theme)
>>27840879
kek
Obs my mistake
>>27841043
>>27841070
double posting
tfw you will never capture wild grizzly bears and ride them around the mountains, or die from a circus monkey biting your exposed brain.
>tfw never gonna be a real man
So, uh, I just came into this thread to read more about this wild fucking claim that the pussy gets eaten first.
>>27840705
Aim for the groin. No animal will risk its potential progeny for your dumbass.
>>2784106
I'm glad you can ignore what's being said to you and continue being obstinate for no particular reason. You win today good sir, .45 Long Colt is bad and I should feel bad for bringing it up.
>>27840832
a pt belt
>>27840749
.357 and up, with a focus on penetration - very hard non expanding bullet designs usually +P.
But realistically you should have a rifle or slug gun - If you have to have a pistol something like a Glock 20 where you can mag dump might be preferable to a wrist breaker. The problem with the bigger pistols is you may be forced to take body shots and you have to train to tame the recoil.
With body shots it's going to take time for the Bear to stop/realize it's dead/dissuade the attack.
Carry a battle rifle in .308 or a a semi auto shotgun if you can
>>27840855
That must have been a terrifying autopsy.
>We just keep finding more bullets
>>27840832
>what gun
All of them.
>>27840832
Bears with pack tactics?
Fuck innawoods, time for unnaground. The organized bears can have the surface.
>>27841260
Then the organized moles will get you dawg
>>27840543
Bears are Godless Killing Machines
- Stephen Colbert
except black bears, theyre just oversized raccoons
if you find yourself face to face with a bear and don't have a gun with a caliber starting with a 4 or more, you will most likely be better off shooting yourself in the head to save a lot of pain.
>>27841052
Some boutique 9mm +P+ loads could penetrate a grizz skull.
As for guys espousing high power bolt and lever guns, that's fine when you have sight lines and high ground. If I'm on flat heavily wooded terrain may not have enough time to react and may have to take whatever I can get shot placement wise, I'd rather have something a little shorter and handier in semi that can blast out .30-06/.308/etc - in that type of terrain the bear WILL get to you, and I would rather be pinned by a bear that's got 13 .308 rounds in the chest - some of them fatal - than one with a single .338 wound which may not be, that way you have much less work to do when you are forced to use your sidearm
>>27841269
Moles are barely subsurface. Where the worms and grubs stop, they do.
Organized bearmoles, though...
>>27841271
Bullshit. Black bears can be dangerous as fuck, esp if you have strolled into a family. They just a bit tamer and dissuade much easier than a grizzly.
They'll still fucking eat your kids and your dog
>>27840551
>>27840582
What an idiot.
I guess its just natural selection
>>27840772
Is this where the bear shat out the pistol?
SJW types love spouting off that everyone hurt by a bear deserved to be eaten/disfigured/shit out for being in woods bought and paid for by the bears. Whatever. 416 Rem Mag is where it is at for the big ones. That is because the oldfags don't ever their 348s to put them into circulation outside of the boomer collector class.
>>27840582
I worked with a girl who did some oil shit in northern russia, and she said the brown bears over there kill you, and let your body rot for a bit because it's easier to digest.
>>27840804
easily the worst comic imo
>>27841294
I should've just said
except panda bears, cause theyre the gay cousin in the bear family.
>>27840660
I didnt know they could make those kinds of noises. For the love of fuck. Its like an old man screaming in agony.
>>27841316
the edits are pretty funny tho
>>27841341
All bears should be destroyed.
Anyone who sympathizes with them should be forced to live with them.
>>27841349
Ur pickin a fight mate
>>27840688
Find some footage of a wolf kill. Those majestic animals who live free and are so specialful will hamstring and elk or cow, rip its guts out, and then prance about and wag their tails while it screams. It's like watching a black Lab puppy with a chew toy. They think it's fun.
Shoot, shovel, and shut up.
>>27840804
>Not posting the edited "I hunt with 10mm" version
>Shiggidydiggidy
>>27841050
I didn't say be unprepared but why go out and pull your gun and nag dump the second you see a bear? I always carry my Glock 20 in 10mm, 1911 in .45 obviously, or my 686+ .357 when I go innawoods, and I load up with buffalo bore because in any one of those calibers it's going to kill a bear dead. I've been within 30 or so yards from one and he was looking right at me, I had my hand on my Glock ready to draw he it charged, but it just looked at me for a few minutes and went the other way.
>>27840866
DAMN IT, HENRY, I JUST SAID I WANTED A DOG THAT COULD MAKE ME COFFEE. THAT'S LITERALLY ALL I WANT. FUCK.
>>27841319
Panda's can be dangerous too, by and large they will go out of their way to avoid humans in the wild.
But it's still an animal that's strong as fuck (compared to man) and you can inadvertently force into a defensive posture by wandering into it's shelter/family.
>>27840765
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2875
the fuck is this /x/ shit?
>>27841366
cum at me
>>27841390
It's government documents that Edward Snowden leaked, there's some real creepy X-files type shit here. It makes me wonder what else Obama is hiding... Like his wife's penis...
>>27840909
>the size of those tracks
>>27840832
.50 Beowolf AR
>>27840582
>filename
kek
>>27841272
Or you could get a bar or benelli semi in .338 win mag and have both semi auto and hot caliber.
>did some research in the Canadian Arctic past 2 summers
>have to bring shotguns w/slugs with us when we leave the research base
>locals have "bear bangers"
>it's like a gun cartridge without the bullet
>spring launch and it explodes
>they offer us some
>nah I'm good
>luckily never saw any bears and my pardner pump just rusted from dust
>but riding atvs through hilly areas with big rocks
>perfect spot for an ambush
>>27840660
>bear killing a bigass animal in my backyard
>better go outside and film it!
>oh and... "call somebody"
>>27840543
>>27841499
did he just hit a boar in the head with a fucking sink?
>>27840832
2 GUNS
1 shotgun with 12 gauge 4O buckshot magnum
1 45-70 gov't rifle
and molotovs, if nazis get wrecked by molotovs so do bears
>>27841514
don't underestimate the power of an assault sink
>>27841491
I just looked up what a bear banger is what the fuck. If a bears charging you why is it going to care about that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK0pO79YkvY
What weapon would you carry in this situation?
>>27841669
Halberd
i like a challenge
>>27841491
The bear banger is to scare it before it charges, the bear mace is to stop it when it does, retard.
Are bears afraid of fire?
>>27841669
Free cardio.
If that was a woman she'd have laid on the ground and gotten her pussy eaten out.
>>27841703
Brown bears aren't afraid of shit.
Polar bears are fear itself.
You had better have a capable rifle nearby and a bleeding heart polar bear lover nearby to distract it.
>>27840927
That image is amazing where did you get it and is there an NZ one?
>>27841735
Pretty sure it just follows the Australian shitposters meme
>>27840543
isn't the best bear defense when you're unarmed to just shove your god damned arms down their throat?
>>27840582
she trained with tex grebner
>>27841837
that's a great way to become unarmed, if that's what you meant
>>27841686
I'd prefer a slug over both. Pretty sure all the mace they have up there has expired.
>>27841837
Its not a fucking dog
Bears are terrifying, when I see one and it shows me even mild aggressiveness I fill it with .308 and leave it to rot in the woods as a warning to the others, fuck bears.
Bears wanna live in my woods they better recognize who runs this shit!
you were saying?
>>27841514
hey, he had to feed his slav family somehow
>>27841514
Then they ran over it for good measure.
>>27841016
spot the "lol english is not my native language I'm from third world" fag
>>27840705
I remember reading natives would aim for the bear's nose facing straight ahead.
Looking at the skull, it doesnt seem far-fetched.
Im still probably just going to bring my mossberg loaded with brenneke black magic 3" slugs. They dont kick as violently as i thought they would.
>>27841514
>Stopping power!
Putting an end to the 9mm vs .45 debate once and for all.
Projectiles below 6 pounds need not apply.
>>27841514
yes, and then a car.
Top of the food chain motherfucker!
>>27840607
well played sir, well played
>>27840543
shotgun filled with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0BoPVkgVQ8
pistol filled with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nr6h44Pu4sM
in case he gets frisky
>>27842020
SAXTON HAAAAAAAAAALLLLLE
>>27841669
Andrew Jackson
>Bear walking in general vicinity
>Approach bear casually
>Bear starts looking perturbed
>Yo bear homie, is that my briefcase?
>Bear pauses in confusion for a moment
>Swat bear paws/claws clear of body to the right
>Tom Cruise my pocket bear slayer
>Go collateral on bear's torso
>Pump two in close by cub's torso, one to the head
>Squeeze off a no look shot into big bear's face as I calmly walk away
That's usually how I spend my weekends.
>>27840832
That is a horrific thought
>>27840874
what am i looking at
>>27841302
>That is because the oldfags don't ever their 348s to put them into circulation outside of the boomer collector class.
What the fuck are you trying to say in this sentence?
Didn't jeepman take a black bear down with a glock 22 with like 6 22 round mags while it was attacking one of his dogs?
>>27841924
That was an easy one but still funny.
>>27842550
You saw my GIF in that other thread didn't you?
>>27842741
What gif? post it.
>>27840543
>thread dedicated to bear hate
I'm alright with this.
Bear hunting just became legal again in Florida as of last month, so I'm probably gonna stock up on a few tags and bring home some lovely bear stew.
>>27841117
underrated post
>>27841009
You seriously dont believe this? What are you? Rush Limbaugh from 2003?
Environmental Scientist in Northern Ontario. For now bear spray, recently got my firearms license for field work and this is what I'll be purchasing/carrying
>>27842825
Not if I kill them all first, nigger
thread about bears eating pussy first
no talk of bears eating pussy first
what the fuck
>>27842630
m1 carbine with early night vision sight
>tfw the bears that live in my area are getting bolder every year and starting to venture closer to peoples' houses more often
>tfw get calls at least 4 times a year from neighbors that there's one right down the road and to get the dogs in
>>27840543
did...did this guy survive?
>>27842090
Being German is better than whatever the fuck you are.
Pointing out grammar mistakes is already a big fail for you. Stupid kid go back to cod you faggot
>>27841271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jRTrRxamxQ
>>27843236
>"what are you doing?"
>**what am i doing?**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0vrtmtpN_o
>>27843222
>Being German is better than whatever the fuck you are.
How does that Totally Not ISIS refugee cock lodged in your lower colon feel?
>>27843236
"Hey, what's going on up he-...nevermind."
>dat pan back to his face tho
toppest kek
>>27840705
Use bear mace
>>27840622
>why are you doing that?
Probably because her dumb ass put food in it.
>>27840832
my m14 or my norinco 1887
>>27842998
Henry's are good rifles but i would never buy one, the lack of loading gate really ticks me off
>>27841013
Dude shut the fuck up already. I collect brass, sometimes it's .45 colt sometimes it's .45 long colt, it's interchangable, deal with it faggot
>>27840543
>And yes, if a bear takes down a female victim it eats her pussy first while she is alive
Fucking what
>>27843362
show me some brass that says .45 long colt
>>27841061
>>27840622
jesus... shes almost as shrill as the white bitch in the mcdonalds pipe beatdown video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGsc5_WYchA
>>27843396
0:42
>"you want fries with that, bitch?"
>>27843392
On some the head stamp might be .45 LC for Long Colt but most of the time it's .45 Colt.
>>27841669
>how to convert an anti-gunner
>>27841669
are people shooting at the bear?
>>27841369
>Implying humans don't prance around and act like retard when they kill something
>HAHAHA QUICK JIM GET THE CAMERA WHILE I POSE LIKE A BADASS NEXT TO ITS CORPSE
They are happy because they get to eat dipshit not because they got to kill.
>>27841669
that has to be fake. the bear looks like it's been screened into the footage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1EDMEL_b0o
Do bears usually stare at people when they shit in their yards?
>>27841369
>>illegally killing wild animals because they offend your delicate sensibilities
You're gayer than the Chinese.
>>27843473
>animals dont kill for the hell of it
>>27840660
>vertical video shooting
How horrifying.
>>27843473
You clearly have literally never been around animals. They enjoy killing just as much as we do.
>>27843387
it is going after the human caviar
>>27842630
antique infrared scope and its battery backpack
>>27841418
no it isn't, all of that shit reeks of fan fiction crap.
>>27843387
this kid.
it's not uncommon for dead bodies found in the wilderness to have their genitals eaten by animals.
>>27843863
no shit
>>27840582
>"Mum, it's not hurting anymore. I don't feel the pain. Forgive me for everything, I love you so much."
Even if she was dumb, that's some sad shit.
>>27840705
What if 7.62x39 AK47?
would that penetrate bears head? How many shots would it take to take down the bear with an AK?
>>27843387
they do the same for guys, eat the dickn'balls first, the tender bits like the stomach and ass, then leave the rest to rot and get soft.
>>27840566
>9mm
>on a bear
It doesn't even fucking work on people what do you expect to do on a 1,400 pound brown bear
>>27841514
Yes, is way to kill wild pig. With sink.
450 bushmaster
>>27841499
that is the slaviest thing I've seen all week.
>>27844034
You ever see that vid of a lioness playing with her food? She brought down a male wildebeest and was chewing on his huge balls before he was dead. Took way more force to pull them off that I would've thought.
>>27840927
there actually was a .45 short colt
the US military used both Colt and Shofield .45s
shorter .45 Colt cartridges were produced for ammo commonality
http://www.leverguns.com/articles/taylor/45_short_colt.htm
Alaskan Wildlife Trooper here.
Mossberg 500 loaded with 3 inch magnum slugs works just fine for bears if you can aim.
You'll need at least two or a semiauto 930 for a bull moose though.
>>27844191
Don't a lot of guys carry .500 magnums and other mega pistols up there?
30 x 170mm RARDEN
>>27840705
This is bullshit.
A JHP might not penetrate. MIGHT, but hard cast in just about any modern handgun caliber will go through any animal's skull that hasn't been extinct for millions of years.
Sloped skull deflects bullets is a stupid myth.
https://www.buffalobore.com/index.php?l=product_list&c=108
>>27844201
Some of them do, yeah. I don't really recommend it unless you have the wrists to match. A .500 revolver is gonna kick like a bitch. Forget follow-up shots. That's why I recommend a pump or a semiautomatic shotgun. Easier to manage recoil and faster follow-up if you miss.
>>27844269
Yeah, I've heard a lot of tales of people killing bears with 9mm and .22 and shit, and also normal hunting stuff like .357 even up to casull, never heard of someone taking a bear with a gigantic handcannon.
>>27844191
What about 7.62x39mm Ak47?
>>27841308
>and let your body rot for a bit because it's easier to digest.
No.
>>27841669
Fake and gay
>>27841349
Hey, I made that. It was originally referring to 9mm the tripfag after his ARFCOM part of the month rifle failed to cycle Tula.
>>27840628
They kill a bear and cut open its stomach to see if that's the right one.
>>27841052
I read an excerpt from an old lyman reloading manual about Eskimos hunting polar bears with a 22 hornet, aim right between the eyes. Not ideal but that was their favored all around cartridge becasue it could kill anything and it was easy to reload and components were easier to come by which was important because they were only getting outside supplies delivered once or twice a year.
Would it work is not really the best question. How fast will it work is the better question. Dangerous game calibers all the way for a rifle IMO. Handgun well... I wouldn't feel comfortable with 357 but its better than nothing.
I load a 180gr hardcast on 14 or so grains of h110 and it really isn't that stiff shooting compared to a max loaded 125gr bullet like 18grs of 2400.
>>27844020
Honestly I would think so. It'll go through armor plate pretty reliably from what I read. I only have personal experience with 5.56 tho. I know that would handle it
>>27844172
yep, convinced that's the worst way to die on earth, something eating your balls and then stomach before you're even dead.
>>27841732
plus polar bears are almost impossible to see when conditions aren't perfect. the Canadian rangers train to shoot for the black eyes and nose
>>27840749
Is that binky
>>27840752
In the off chance your not a shit tier troll and are actually clinically retarded I just want you to know how much I hate you
>>27840772
Why are those prints reversed?
>>27844589
There was another video where one was dragging a lioness around behind him with her hanging on by biting his balls.
>>27842020
I have heard a similar story of a park ranger in South Africa back in the day. A lion attacked him and start dragging him away. He killed it with his knife.
>>27840909
Where was this taken. I need to know so I make sure to never go there
>>27844191
How many ticket books have you gone through so far you fucking cunt. I hope a bear eats you and shits you out on your own porch.
>>27844340
Yes. You are fucking retared and have zero knowledge of bears. I hope you stumble into a bear kill and learn how wrong you are shortly before having your guys chewed on
>>27842020
i would just like to say that man knows his judo well
>>27840832
Mg 42
>>27840566
Shove it in his mouth and shoot it down his fuzzy wuzzy throat.
>>27841499
>>27841514
>>27841568
Just wait for the Brady campaign to start demanding that sinks be banned.
>>27841308
She is correct. God help you if walk into a bear kill while innawoods. They fuck something up, eat some of it, half assed bury it then sleep somewhere close by, usually within eyesight of the pile. Wake up, go eat some more of it, go back to sleep. Up here in Alaska it's not unheard of to find human remains added to the top of an older carcass in a bear kill
>>27842825
I thought if you when i saw the news
>>27841360
This photo is from Jeremiah Johnson, not True Grit.
>be innawoods
>see wooly bully trying to slap my girlfriend's ass
>draw Glock brand Glock
>preform tactical firearm launch with hand
>Glock brand Glock hits bear and explodes
>another day saved by Federal
>>27840832
This bad ass right here....
>>27840598
>Playing dead works.
Except with Kodiak or polar bears. They'll just eat you faster.
>>27840832
Trick question:
Id stay out of the fucking woods
What does bear taste like?
I was going to start a new thread but i bet this one will work,
super redhawk 7.5 barrel or
alsakan 2.5 barrel
given that draw time is the same which one would /k/ choose for bears and why
>>27845398
ooohhhh caaannnaaaddaaaa. Fucking so jelly of my buddy in the forces
>>27844749
Not sure what you mean. I just laid my awesome Glock 20 down and took a pic.
>>27844783
Southeast Alaska. I walked around and when I came back an hour or so later they were there.
>>27840660
This is also a cub.. Not a adult. If this one was full grown, hat deer would have been chilli by the first 10 seconds of the video.
>>27840710
your deep hate is not justified, go suck a dick you pussy.
>>27840832
M-16 halftrack
>>27840704
>>27841022
Exactly this.
I love hunting SO much. I mean, theres literally nothing that can keep me from spending as much time as possible innawoods during hunting season.
>And now the part that will force some of you to declare me a pussy
But I love bears too much. Laugh at me but since I was a kid I had love for those big fluffy faces, the cute ears.... and While I have lots of respect for the beast inside every bear, I would never hunt them as I hunt deer or something.
If a bear would attack me, I would kill him, thats for sure. But I sure wouldnt feel good about it.
Call bears my weak spot.
Some day I want to cuddle a tamed bear for hours. Just cuddle him like I would cuddle with a huge friendly dog.
>>27843172
I love this picture
>>27840832
A flamethrower.
>>27843010
It's just something OP pulled out of his ass to get people ITT.
>>27842825
how much do you want for a bear skin rug, and a hoodie made out of bear pelt?
>>27840551
>>27840582
Russia is a shithole. Good job Putin. No right to bear arms to protect yourself from bear arms.
>>27843947
>sad
You mean hot as fuck.
>>27845795
Alaskan in 454 on a chest harness as my last resort, but a 12ga shotgun loaded with slugs is a go-to bear defense weapon
>>27845329
yeah, but there's a guy in the new True Grit that wears a bear too
>>27843631
kinda fucked desu senpai
>>27840704
found the dumbass that will eventually get eaten by a bear
>>27840832
MG45 running 1,600 rpm.
>>27844041
>It doesn't even fucking work on people
Fuckers can take a shotgun to the head and live, doesn't mean it doesn't work.
>>27841016
hes right tho
>>27841100
>adams never shrugged from paw to hand or paw to knife combat with a grizzly
god damn dude
>>27841117
>milfag pls
>>27841319
Fucking Adidas lol'd
>>27841319
his patch is backwards
>>27845794
Like pork.
>>27840698
fake
>>27841837
there is only one instance of that working, and that guy didnt really have a choice
>>27841499
slavs are another level of badassery, tough fuckers.
>>27842550
haha
