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http://www.saltsupply.com/
This ends the firearm debate.
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>>27795170

It's a pepperball gun, then?
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>>27795170
>Home getting robbed by dindu
>I shoot my chem gun at him
>round does nothing hes been to prison
>Spits at me and shoots me with real gun
>Lying there motionless
>Rapes daughter
>Takes bunch of shit
>leaves

Wow so smart.
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>>27795170
mfw robbing houses got easier
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>>27795205
It'll clearly incapacitate any human being. It's fucking designed to do that.
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>>27795231
I'm sure it does
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>>27795231
They would never give normal civilians anything needed to actually incapacitate a person using chemicals.
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>>27795204
>>27795231
Its a relabled Tippmann pistol. Its made for paintball. I own one and the mil-sim magazines are jammomatic. I wouldnt trust a paintball game to it much less my life.
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Superior sodium chloride based round.
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>>27795245
Really? So they'll just toss things that are designed to kill people, but not incapacitate. Guntard logic indeed.
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>>27795170
>http://www.saltsupply.com/
sounds like a cool toy for shooting bugs
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>>27795260
Go away kek
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>>27795259
Never know when giant mutant slugs will invade.
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>>27795170
BAN ALL SALT PISTOLS!
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>>27795170

>SALT was designed to be easy to use for everyone by replacing the bang of black powder with the power of compressed air

Because so many people use black powder firearms to defend their homes... these people clearly don't know shit about guns what a surprise

>>27795260
>guntard

Literally why are you here if you don't like guns
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>>27795231
I have been to jail they say that the mace and tazers will too. Saw people get fucking up with ease not even a split second of taze and one person get maced and shake their head. did nothing.
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>>27795231
Bullets are also designed to incapacitate human being.

>responding to troll threads
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>>27795260
You can't even get pepper spray more powerful than commercially available hot sauces, but you think you can get a pellet gun with a magical chemical to make someone stop doing nefarious things and not just beat your ass for shooting him with a paint ball gun.
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>>27795260
go away faggot no one cares
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>>27795170
>inb4 California and the WHO labels whatever's in there as a carcinogen.

why do you want to give that innocent urban youth cancer, anon? They were just getting their lives together, going to church and being good boys
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>>27795231
guarantee the ball is just filled with pepper i promise lol. He had eye irritant, coughing, etc all same thing from mace.
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>>27795309
it's already banned in CA, they love being keked hard
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>>27795297
like the person is just gonna stand in the mist anyway and take a nice big inhale. If they want you they will charge you and whats to say they wont think its a real gun and use their real gun on you. GIve me a break moran.
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>watch the videos on the site
>everyone in them is has thick-rimmed glasses, hipster pants, and is scrawny and pale
>even the fucking demo video is set to some kind of indie pop music so you can't hear what's going on
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>>27795281
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>>27795328
Damn it, they keked my joke.
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>>27795273
>fighting giant mutant slugs with giant mutant slugs
Never change, /k/
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>>27795170
When I read the website name I was hoping that the guy who created that bug killing gun that shoots salt made a pistol version.

Kind of disappointed desu.
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>>27795205
Seriously
It'd be sweet irony if these lib fags had their daughter raped when trying to protect them with this stupid kind of shit
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>>27795170
Try harder faggot. The human body can build a immunity to tasers, pepper spray, this hunk of dildos etc. If you doubt me look up Fleece Johnson and listen to all of the shit that goes on in prison and the countermeasures that the inmates get used to. 0/10 m8.
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>>27795170
>cheap milsurp gas masks become a convenient tool of all perps in home invasions with the added benefit of concealing their faces
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>>27795353

No, it'd be a searing indictment of the failure of the white oppressive US social safety net to provide for the sexual needs of that poor, innocent urban youth, forcing him to commit a crime he never would've otherwise.

You have to get into these peoples' heads, Anon.
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I'm pretty sure they made this for pussy hipsters who live in gentrifying neighborhoods.
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>>27795334

I knew it just looking at their sites webdesign. All hipster sites look like that.
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>>27795372

>been trying for years to take my pussy hipster buddy out shooting to no avail.
>he plays nothing but violent video games and watches violent TV

I don't get it.
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>>27795170
>tyrone kicks in my door
>its okay i have my salt gun
>shoot a round into his chest
>oh fuck he has a leather jacket on
>my salt will still burn his eyes
>Oh no, he is rolling with michael the white dude
>michael insists on safety and eye protection during their crimes
>tyrones eyes are protected behind his skii goggles
>its okay, tyrone has to breath, my salt will burn his lungs
>but michael is also very adamant about hiding their identity
>tyrone is wearing a balaclava
>the salt is not penetrating through his balaclava
>tyrone is now raping my daughters little asshole
>michael is shaking his head at me with his Hi-point pointed at my face
>"I borrowed this from tyrone"
>he shoots and kills me and they gang rape my wife
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>>27795257
Oh yea and the paintballs frequently break in the spring loaded mag (go figure). Its a bitch to clear/clean on the field, but I imagine this would be easier if instead of colored vegetable oil was just a bunch of fucking pepper spray
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>>27795170

>only people who will buy this are idiot hipsters and wealthy people in safe communities who would have no real need for this.
>$300 modified bb gun that fires $5 rounds

Genius. I commend these bastards for stripping idiots from their money.
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>>27795170
Good god this thread brings back the memory of shootin the shit during lunch at work with 20yo college daddysboy. Throughly convinced a paintball gun is a perfect home defense weapon, no need for an actual firearm.

All home scenarios we grilled him about, he gave some speedball answer for.
>I shoot people in the face all the time its not that hard, if you keep hitting anyone in the face with a paintball they will give up.

Mfw
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>>27795363
>Fleece Johnson

You mean The Booty Warrior?
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>>27795170
If you trust that pile of shit, go for it.
The rest of us will be safe in our own homes.
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>>27795443
>"I borrowed this from tyrone"
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This is dumb. Have you ever sprayed pepper spray or mace inside? It has an area of affect that lingers. This could back fire (excuse the expression) very easily. Better than nothing, not replacement for a firearm.
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>>27795170

Its amazing. Just like hipsters always want to avoid responsibility, here comes a 'weapon' that allows them to do exactly that!

Why bother investing in a proper safe, securing my firearms, and teaching my children about guns when I have this piece of shit to wave around instead!

pls don't rape mah family, Tyrone.
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>>27795289

Blackpowder is a great home defense.

You see, after you fire off your buck and ball, the resulting smoke cloud will cover your advance as you close in with your bayonet while yelling god save the queen.
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>>27795420
He probably thinks that he could kill a lot of people if you let him hold a gun.
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>>27795259
Real fucking NaCl
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>>27795205
honestly you could probably just point it at them and they'd think its a gun
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>>27795170

DIndus start wearing 2L bottle gas masks

Ok, then what?

Libtards are absolutely fucking retarded
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>>27795550

This, the number of antis i've met whose argument was

>I wouldn't trust myself with a gun, who knows what I'd do with all that killing power

is incredible. Basically they're admitting that the only thing stopping them from murdering people is that they don't want to get blood on their nice shirts
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>>27795170
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>>27795580
ban gas masks, 2L bottles, and coffee filters of course.
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funny, i was at walmart today and in the clearance aisle, there were these small balls in a package, looked just like OPs pic.
it said something like "self defense ammo- training/practice use"
now i know what theyre for- but in walmart?
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>>27795170
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>>27795577
What? I live in Texas, thats how we signal lane changes.
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>>27795589

well if they're retarded enough to be anti to start with, I wouldn't want them around me with a gun either.
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>>27795170
Yea, the Tipx is great for mag fed games. Being able to run a remote line on to a HPA tank is a must for prolonged games.
What kind of marker setup you running op?
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>mfw I looked up their ammo prices
I was thinking about buying just the salt rounds for testing and making a youtube review video
>and just using that old milsim tippmann A5 in the back of my closet instead
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>>27795609
i actually take it back. the stuff i saw at walmart were about the same size but they were clear and filled with what looked like very small white balls.
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>>27795703
50BMG would be a cheaper alternative.
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>>27795703
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Can I put a stock on these or would that be asalt rifle?
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>>27795227
>tfw you can't ask sauce
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>>27795343
Underrated post
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>>27795703
>muh old tippmann
>mfw it'd cost $1000 to fill the hopper with salt rounds
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>>27795749
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>>27795170
How long can you leave a CO2 cartridge in a paintball pistol before it's leaked too much CO2 to be "effective"?

I'd really like to get one of those tasers that cops use but they cost more than guns. For now I'll just stick with my 9mm and my pepper spray (for when my life isn't in danger but I don't feel like playing a game of fisty-cuffs).
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>>27795273

>Slugs

I would glue rock salt to my clothing and hug every slug I see
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>>27795170
Nope
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>>27795334
>intruduction
>gay male couple
>white woman with black man interracial couple
Fucking disgusting liberal propaganda
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>>27795549
>the resulting smoke cloud will cover your advance as you close in with your bayonet while yelling god save the queen
kek kek
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>>27795771
I thought it was a more cogent point posting good match ammo that was the same price.
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>>27795170
>use this to fend off intruder
>he sues you for whatever

Or I could just put three in his chest when he steps into my living room, shortly after I whisper "you're threatening my safety, please leave my home".

A corpse can't testify.
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>>27795840
>Or I could just put three in his chest when he steps into my living room, shortly after I whisper "you're threatening my safety, please leave my home".
Or you could just put 3 in his chest the moment he steps on your clearly marked property with no verbal warning.

If you live in a free state, that is.
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>>27795170
>be burglar
>wear bandana over mouth and sunglasses over eyes
>????
>shoot salt pellets at dead home owner with his own toy.
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>>27795443
>Michael insists on adequate eye protection
Oh god my sides
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>>27795871
>get shot for walking on someone's grass
>free state
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>>27795928
Why are you trespassing on someone else's clearly marked property? Do you have no respect for property ownership?
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Important question /k/
>which is better for home defense?
>.45 vs .68cal
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>>27795170
have fun being beaten or stabbed to death after your pepper balls have no effect on a motivated individual. If anything you'll probably just piss him off.

or ya know....what if the intruder just wears a painters mask and some swimming goggles? Thats exactly what would happen if this became a widespread thing. Enjoy your death.
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> be burglar
> break into a fat white bitches home
> she shrieks and shoots me with a fuckin paintball gun in the thigh
> I laugh, tie her up, rape her, strangle her to death and ditch the body at the end of an abandoned road

Meanwhile, elsewhere

> be burglar
> break into another fat white bitches house
> she shrieks, shoots me in the thigh with a 9mm defense round
> the bullet expanded and severed my femoral artery
> in between my agonal respirations, I call her a racist
> unconscious in 30 seconds
> dead 1 minute later
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>>27795231
>Mace is designed to incapacitate any human being
>people develop an immunity/resistance to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HolkgvpKghg

>tasers are designed to incapacitate any human being.
>A nig on PCP/Meth can easily NOT be affected by it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DdvkLhdAJE
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3225919/Shocking-video-shows-shirtless-man-Maryland-McDonald-s-exhibiting-superhuman-strength-cops-SEVEN-minutes-arrest-using-pepper-spray-hits-truncheon-taser.html
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>>27795790
>How long can you leave a CO2 cartridge in a paintball pistol before it's leaked too much CO2 to be "effective"?
asking the real questions

by the time the "sensible" home defender has to use it, it'll more than likely pissed out most of it pressure and send the ball rolling out of the barrel to the feet of the invader.
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>>27795549
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>>27795231
nigga guns are designed to incapacitate human beings and they don't always work
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>>27795495
That's what he's most well known for but there's a bunch of other interviews with him where he talks about how the guards would taze him, mace him etc. and it had no effect on him whatsoever. He's a warria.
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>>27795443
My sides are in orbit. Top kek.
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>>27795943
Clearly a Nock gun is the way to go
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>>27796138
Every prison needs a Fleece Johnson. That guy couldn't give any less of a fuck.
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>>27795260
I'd trust a taser to hopefully temporarily fuck someone's CNS.
I wouldn't trust mace, I wouldn't trust pepperspray, I won't trust a blank gun, I wouldn't trust a PAINTBALL GUN, and I'm SURE AS HELL not gonna let a combination of the above (minus the fucking taser) be the last thing I bet my life on.
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>>27795566
I love you anon
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>>27795840
>A corpse can't testify.

Too fucking right. You better believe any intruder shot to death in my home is going to found holding some kind of weapon by the time cops show up.
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>>27795170
>http://www.saltsupply.com/
watch add...first thing it shows a faggot couple and an interracial couple...


into the trash it goes...
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>>27795231
You know what else is made to incapacitate people?

12 Gauge Slugs.
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>>27795840

>A corpse can't testify.

10/10 post
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>>27796194
>Every prison needs a Fleece Johnson
Couldn't agree more m8. Maybe if every prison had a Fleece criminal scum would stop committing crimes because of the imminent ass rape that awaits them should they be convinced.
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>>27796270
Also, can we take a moment to appreciate how hilarious that interview of his is?

Fleece Johnson, the Booty Warrior. You just can't make some things up.
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>>27795170
I would say this company is pretty much the definition of corporate America. I can't fault them at all. They see a "problem" (emphasis on the quotation marks.) They found a solution to said "problem" that idiots absolutely fucking love. They made some shitty ads. They'll be hailed as a progressive company and proceed to rape the wallets of the willing. Then the owners will sell off the company to the highest bidder and make millions of dollars, and possibly fund some guys own gun collection.

Meanwhile the product will fail to do anything other than provide a false sense of security and give people feelgood points.

The people you should be insulting and questioning are the people who BUY the product. Not create it. No matter what they say or how they justify themselves. They're truly in it for the money.
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>>27796348
Reminds me of the people who made Avalanche tranceiver apps for people to cheap to buy a real one.
Literal negligence IMO
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>Break into san fran feminist's home
>She fire's a salt round straight into my face
>Oh wait I've got a surplus gas mask to hide my face
>Laugh and splinter her teeth with a single punch
>Ensue anal rape
>Steal her money and leave.


>Break into some white dude's house
>I'm wearing a surplus gas mask to hide my face
>12 Gauge Buckshot obliterates the mask and my face
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>>27795768
>http://www.saltsupply.com/
A5 with is that a low pressure kit? God i wanted one of those but could never afford it so i went with a palmers stabalizer. god damn i miss paintball
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>>27796420

>Break into some white dude's house
>I'm wearing a surplus gas mask to hide my face
>Hear a shotgun being racked
>OhGodHelpMe.jpg
>Hear faint giggling
>Fucking feet, why can't I move
>Homeowner sees me, raising shotgun
>Forgive me Padre, I am coming home
>BOOM
>Is that...
>Homeowner is now dying laughing
>There's wet confetti and sardines all over me
>I'm pretty sure this is semen
>Homeowner racks shotgun again
>FuckThis
>Run

Option 2, Featuring "/k/ommando" Homeowner unit!
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>>27796322
The goddamn producer can't even keep a straight face when he's trying to explain Fleece. Even the interviews with him where he's not talking about booty are 11/10 topest of keks material.
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>buy $2 water pistol
>fill it with sulfuric acid

Already better than your worthless paintball shit
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>>27796538
YES. I had the hardest time keeping a straight face just at the producer's part. Like, you can tell he's STILL just trying to process the absurdity of it all.
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>>27796593
I likes ya and I wants ya. Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yours. BTW there's a capital one commercial with Sam Jackson that uses the easy way or hard way line. If there was ever a movie made about Fleece's life he could totally play him.
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>>27795231
>>27795295
>>27795312
I work in a prison, and there are some people that pepper spray just doesn't work on. One of my friends just blinks her eyes a few times, and drives on, and the inmates... there are some who eat it on a daily basis. Even if it's a mix of OC and CS it might not work. CS doesn't do a damn thing to me.
Do they think the "cloud" of... wait, let me look it up...

>"SALT rounds are filled with a combination of powdered chemical agents formulated to cause temporary distress without permanent harm. Among the active ingredients is oleoresin capsicum, naturally derived from ghost peppers.
>oleoresin capsicum
it's a fucking pepper gun....

Anyway, do they think this cloud is just going to sit there on the bad guy?


>>27796022
Hahahaha

>>27796267
My Nigga.
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Boots warrior is out now btw. But he's got nothing on this guy

https://youtu.be/q27xtHbgXcU
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>>27795363

I did look him up, he's famous for being a faggot.
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>>27796857
One day he's going to be at the supermarket and he's going to be in the soap aisle and someone is going to drop a box off the shelf and his instincts will kick in and the poor bastard will just hear BOOTY!!! and he will know the plight of the criminal scum that were locked up with Fleece for 30+ years.
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>>27796869
He's most famous for being the legendary booty warrior of the Kentucky state penitentiary systems, however if you can find his other interviews he goes into equally hilarious and vivid detail about how he cost the prison millions by himself and how every single countermeasure affected him about as much as a mosquito bite does to a charging bear. Also, there's a pretty funny ass episode of Boondocks that's based on him.
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>>27796974
Taser obv
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>>27795170
This gun will help me open up the coolest god damn resteraunt on earth.

Terrible self defense though. It's way worse than even a taser.
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>not using a speedball gun on 20bps ramp using salt rounds
Intruder will become salt
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>>27797046
I need to hear this idea of yours
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>>27796988
Not him but all I can find on jewtube is the same "booty warrior" interview posted 100s of times.
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>>27795231
>It's fucking designed to do that.
Your dick is designed to fuck women right in the vagina, doesn't mean it's being used for that purpose
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>>27797063
Thinking of letting the customer season their various foods by violently shooting them with various seasonings.

Also the only eating utinsels will be machetes and trench knives.

(Why fill one of these pistols with salt, when some shit like cayenne would be better?)
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>>27796516
She was quite the rig back in the day, my game was mid field.
>Double regulated with an expansion chamber
>old skool true full auto e-grip
I only played outlaw ball so always at 300fps >1st ball to last in extended bursts all at 300fps
I miss high school.
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>>27797151
>Tippmann
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>>27797160
Pic from days of yore
>spot the /k/uck
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>>27797178

It has to be any of the three on the left, surely?
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>>27797129
Dude

Firing

Squad

Steaks


Fuck it. I'm sold. I'll put $150,000 in to get that shit off the ground.
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>>27797178
2nd from right, clearly
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>>27796666
Nice Quads you even bastard
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>>27797203
This was back when arid region cadpat had just come out.
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>>27796974
If you can only choose one, does that mean you get your hands cut off if you pick lol9mm?
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So the video says that it's better than killing a kid with a gun accidentally since it just incapacitates the assailant.

What if the kids swallow the little explod-e-balls?

Kid is now kill

Checkmate saltfags
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>>27797289

>Kid shoots soft baby, baby is kill
>Kid shoots temple, kid is kill
>Kid takes it out of house to intimidate or some such, gets shot/stabbed, kid is kill

Yes? No?
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>>27797270

It's okay namefag, we all have our phases.

At least you didn't have a bowl cut and your mom didn't dress you up in hockey-related clothing when you were younger...
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>>27796974
protip: just like how beanbag shotgun rounds sub 25 yards will go through a guy like a shotgun wad, ruskie rubber bullet guns will go through a person's skull at 5-10 feet and go punch out a guys back at 5 yards. The "bullet" is a Steel ball with a rubberized outer shell.
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>>27795205

not just that, but a big part of guns is the deterrent effect. you know guns can kill, so you're less likely to mess with someone armed with a gun.

if you know the worst a gun can do is hit you with pepperballs, it makes strategic sense to rush them with melee attacks.
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>>27797217
Kick ass. I already have an investor.
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I'd literally rather have a little league slugger from wal mart. I can swing those little aluminum bats from wal mart fucking quick with enough force to seriously injure.

I had to get this drunk fucker out of my garage two years ago and it was all I had. He tried and failed to brandish a tiny filet knife when I told him to leave. I bludgeoned the hell out of him with it. I think I broke his arm when he shielded his neck from a swing.

The bat's only good for one beating though. It gets bent and warped af after you hit something a lot with it.
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>>27795170

how is a nonlethal weapon supposed to protect your home
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>>27795549
>God save the queen.
Faggot. I'd be signing the Team America theme while also riding my ford Mustang with Washington as the driver while I'm shooting the intruder with the most black, scary, assault killing AR-15 known to man.
Aka, I'd just be that of an ameriboo to the hedgehog crowd.
Link related, nigga:
https://youtu.be/ZOJCmPKaYN8
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>>27795761
Where we're you when you can't ask of sauce?
I sit at house and shitposting.
Animu gif call and say: "Can't find sauce."
"No"
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>>27795227
Sauce?
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I literally thought OP meant to defend from the most serious home invader, the pesky mosquito or (insert local insect from hell).
I thought it was the best thing ever.
A gun to blast insects and not damage anything too badly?
I'd buy one for every room.
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>>27797178
holy shit my man you look like a fucking pig, it must have been fun going up against fatbodies like you in paintball
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>>27797663
There is such a thing. My coworker had one. It shot loose salt and killed flys and whatnot.
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>>27797701
*flies

http://bugasalt.com/
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I was on board until they got to the faggy "scurry black powder" compressed gas bullshit.
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>>27795566
clever girl
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>>27796164
You will never remove Tyrone and his entire posse with Duck's foot pistol

Why live, anon
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>>27797812
http://www.dixiegunworks.com/product_info.php?products_id=866

It's only got three barrels but if Tyrone's got a small posse it could work. Imagine having to show an officer what you were CCing.
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>>27795618
yus.
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>>27796022
I love how announcer dude has such a boner for the police brutality
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>>27795549
Best post I've seen on /k/ in a while.
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So this gives criminals a quiet and expident way to bag victims?

I mean I dont rape women or kidnap people but fuck me if that wouldnt be handy for quickly incapacitating someone. You get the intimidation factor of a gun and you can pop someone in the face with five of those without killing them if it comes down to it.

Tom and Jane Stayathome that are in a crisis when they get sweat in their eyes at the pool arent going to be shaking off any real chemical irritants.

Also this would probably be useful for making aggressive dogs fuck off. Especially in an urban setting.
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>>27795549
>not giving a loud REBEL YELL
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>>27796571
>Trusting a squirt gun not to leak acid all over
>Trusting a squirt gun to not get hot as shit from having acid inside it
>Trusting a squirt gun not to melt from the acid
>Trusting a squirt gun to be made of a type of plastic capable of handling the acid

I'm a chemist and this triggered me.
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>>27795492
Maybe if you filled the hopper with ball bearings
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>>27797583
Perfectly edited.
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>>27795170
>non lethal
Dafuq?
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>>27797812
I just want to see what the holster would look like
>I'd like to custom order an IWB holster
>What model is the gun?
>Well...
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>>27795170
I miss when bait threads at least tried
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>>27797960
I'm sure many things do.
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>>27795761
>>27797627
turtle fish paint
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>>27795170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vibR7-sc0-I
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>>27795761
>>27797627
there is no single one sauce for that image except for the artist name hirame/abi kamesennin. The gif is crops from a different doujins of his.
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>>27795170
>mfw a bunch of liberal's children get hospitalized playing with the damn thing because they leave it laying around
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>>27798496
"look at what this horrible product did to our chillens, ban plox"
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>>27798503
>cspan-2
>"Introducing the next bill to the house: "The ban on Salt Weapons, Federal prohibition for the production or possession and means there of of a projectile constituted of sodium based materials"
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>>27795703
that fucking jewry
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>>27795260
Well, don't get salty about it.

A HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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PISTOL IS MEANT TO KILL. YOU DON'T DO MATH WITH PISTOL. YOU CAN NOT INTO PHILOSOPHICAL DISCUSSION ON PROLETARIAT WITH PISTOL. THIS IS NOT PISTOL. THIS IS SEASONING GUN TO GIVE SPICE TO KEBAB AFTER YOU REMOVE KEBAB WITH PISTOL.
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>>27795928
im pretty sure they have to cross the threshold to your house before you can shoot them.
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>>27795170
>Can I get one with a top rail to sling it under an AR15?
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>>27795938
so your front line is marked with lines of purple spray paint
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>>27795443

>michael the white dude
>michael insists on safety and eye protection during their crimes
>but michael is also very adamant about hiding their identity

Every time I give up on you fuckers one of you shits out some gold.
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>>27797583
*cringe*
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check out this commercial they made

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zS8gH_fa_ds
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>>27798754
Learn to write in English newfag.
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>>27798894
>thinking Ivan is new
You're the newfag

>>27797827
I know what I want for Christmas.
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That bug salt gun commercial came on TV right as I scrolled to this. That is all.
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>>27798930
You know what you must do. Go with god my son.
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>>27795170
this b8 is probably around a 3/8
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>>27795343

/k/ post of the year
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>>27798874
>Not getting the hedgehog refrence.
You're to slow!
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>>27798471
Thanks alot. And here's a gif that shows how you can kill as many people as you want, still have your ideology popular, and straight up jam it.
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>>27796247
Of course. Real men buy real guns, not kitchen appliances.
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>>27797099
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>>27795549
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>>27795443
>>27795549
>>27796537
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Anyone with half a brain stem would never trade their real funs for that. That shit belongs in the kiddie section of walfart.
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>Trusting your life to something that can be foiled by goggles.
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>>27796537
Way to steal an old pasta, Shadow. God, every time I see you post, you frustrate me more and more.
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>>27795170
the only salt here is anybody who's stupid enough to trust this thing with their lives.

goddamn, people are stupid, OH MAN SO EFFECTIVE, INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY USING THE GUN, WE JUST SPRAYED A HUGE FUCKING CLOUD MADE OF LIKE 12 OF THESE THINGS IN FRONT OF HIS FACE.

I feel legitimately bad for any fool willing to buy this.
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>>27797278
b- but... but I like my hands...
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>>27797812
That is the most METAL-looking pistol I have seen in my entire life...
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>>27796240
Don't forget to put their fingerprints on the mag and slide, plus the brass. Prints on the handle? Not good enuf.
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>>27802258
That's why you put a knife in their hand. Still lethal, but harder to link to you. Unless you have a drop gun.
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>>27795549
All the nigger would hear is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>27795170
So it's a baby back bitch pistol version of an FN303. Cuz those work great $100% too
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>>27801673
I know, so do I!
I can't masturbate using my feet
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>>27795260
>>27795170
Fuck off, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about
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4,5mm pellet guns would be cheaper and a lot more effective.
Sure it's not as good as say a 9mm handgun or shotgun but one hell of a lot better then shooting fucking salt.
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That salt guns cool, if you like shooting salt at a guy who's shooting bullets at you
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>>27795566
10/10
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>>27795259
Evil high capacity a salt rounds.

Also OP is a faggot.
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>>27795596
This is going to fog so quickly. Still neat though.
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Jesus Christ, just get some rock salt shells and load them as the first two shots in a good pump action.
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>>27795549
>not unloading another of the 5 remaining pistols in your brace into tyrone's general direction while screaming "Damnation seize my soul if I give you any quarters, or take any from you!"

Oh that's right you were being a nancy.
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>>27795758
CARLOS
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>intruder wears 6th grade science goggles
>liberal family murdered and raped
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>>27805844
Fucking this, I'm not trusting my life to something that's easily defeated by shit from the paint aisle at Home Depot/Lowes.

>Buy painters mask and goggles
>I am become Nig, Robber Of Houses
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>>27796571
Or you know like the not retarded option of rubbing alcohol
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>>27795353
i don't wish that shit on any one but some liberal doctor/surgen had his home invaded the robbers tied him up raped and killed his daughters and wife. beat him up so badly he could not work as a doctor again they set the house on fire and some how he was the lone survivor he later became pro gun or some shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SzZRX0NVeg

ether way every home should be armed and the person should be trained well on how to use it and on how to store
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>Oh cool, a non-lethal firearm.
>Very useful.
>Doesn't kill and its self-defense weapon(NOT).
>Even Criminals can use this as well.
>Previous saying.
>Well good job designers, you made world a better(NOT) place.

What i seen this thing, a huge whole of bullsh*t.
IF Anyone is buying this thing, good luck because whats worse than intruder/criminal scum, is masked intruder/criminal scum.
I don't mock the people whose going to buy it, but it was the designers, very ridiculous.
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>>27805795
>see potential victim wearing a long jacket and for some reason he's also wearing suspenders
>pull knife and demand he hands over his wallet while Tyrone and LaTyla look on, eagerly awaiting the next crack binge
>The fucking lunatic slips off his jacket to reveal a dozen old as fuck gats
>die amidst a cloud of black smoke and pirate cursing
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>>27806034
Damn. You can't see any life in his eyes
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>>27797419
Yeah, cause you know 85% of dindonuffins that were shot by police were fucking armed. 15% know police were armed and still choose to attack policemen. Your argument is invalid about simply scaring people away with guns. If you get a dindu in your house (chances are it'll be dindu), you're probably going to have to use it to stop the dindu.
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>>27806034
Is it wrong that the thing that surprised me the most was that it was a white dude that did the crime?
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>>27806098
Simply because white home invaders are rare. When dindunuffins do it, news outlets won't cover it.
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>>27806064
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>>27806089

This depends. Normally I would agree that carrying an unloaded sidearm is better than nothing at all because the presence of a weapon typically makes punks run or back off, but this scenario is focused on an in-home engagement scenario.

It all really just depends. Life isn't a movie, all the intruders will not be 6 feet tall and ripped to hell with tank tops and do-rags squeezing their massive muscular bodies and bald shiney heads. No, it'll likely be some skinny ass crackhead desperate for shit he can fence for a fix, and if you pull the gun on him, dazzle him with the light, and overwhelm him with violence and aggression on first contact, the night will likely end with some 17-19 year old skinny dindu on the ground sobbing with his hands on his head like

"DON'T CALL DUH FUHKIN COPS. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, WHY U GOTTA PLAY ME LIKE DAT?"

"Shut up, nigger."

"YOU HURTIN MAH AWM, DOG! *blubbering*
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>>27806088
what would you do they tied him up and the raped his wife in the upstairs room and he heared it poor guy nothing will ease that kind of pain man fuck that shit
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>>27795170

I think this may be the case of the only gun that'd be more effective if you manually fired (see: punched your attacker in the fucking face with a fistful of the rounds) it opposed to using as intended - hell, I'm convinced I could do more damage with a modded Nerf gun.

Also what happens when inevitable you drop some of the balls, they roll all over the place etc then dog, cat, curious small human etc plays with them, they get stepped on, swallowed etc. I'd trust a baby playing with a 9mm round more than one of those shitty balls
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>>27795443
Tyrone shoots you in the pelvis, rapes your lovely bride and daughter's colon in front of you
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>>27795170
so assault rifle is bad
but
assault pistol bueno
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>>27797394
>ruskie rubber bullet guns will go through a person's skull at 5-10 feet and go punch out a guys back at 5 yards. The "bullet" is a Steel ball with a rubberized outer shell.
No, I don't believe they will. If I remember correctly the bullets are mostly rubber and the steel part is just to make it easier for doctors to locate and remove them if they do penetrate.
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>>27808776

that russian police webm. when he jumps down the stairs sp[raying the suspect with rubeer bullets
i dont think he killed the suspects
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>>27795170
Pcp is a helluva drug
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>>27806034
The sheer depravity in some crimes will never fail to astound me.
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>>27795170

Why is it better to use a real gun? I don't want to be sued by some criminal. Besides, Dead men tell no tales
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I like to think that entering my home uninvited is akin to signing a contract that allows me to murder you. I'm not going to mace you, I'm not going to tase you, I'm not going to bluff, I am going to use all out fucking aggression and kill you with extreme prejudice. I will send your soul into hell to herald my coming. Angels will weep. It will be a slaying of biblical proportions.
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>>27795170
its meant to kill spiders and bugs right?

I could reload my own salt right?
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salt? fuck that. i live in a free state. I use lead, it's cheaper than that shit salt and dead fuckers don't sue.
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>>27795170
The obsession these dipshits have with protecting those who choose to break in to someone's home is peculiar.
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>>27795443
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>open link
>2 (TWO) black man + white women couples
>gay male couple
>person getting shot is a white man

okay maybe i've been browsing too much /pol/ but i'm fucking sick of this shit
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>>27795170
Whats the difference between this and just throwing salt at the faces of intruders?

The answer is nothing. My guests hate it when I throw salt at their faces.

Fuckers.
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>>27795527
>better than nothing

I'd honestly rather use my fists...
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>>27795549
That really activated my British Empire.
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>>27795170

>Ctrl F "Pocket Sand"
>0 results

I am disappoint.

Pepper spray does not incapacitate an attacker, it only puts you at an advantage to either escape or counter attack. Pepper spray will not stop a young adrenaline filled man with a knife from slashing about wildly until he ends your life.

Would you trust this gun to save your life if you were in a hallway or a small room? FUCK NO.

Video extremely related. Vision impairment does not pacify an attacker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQqY-4MYwQc
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>>27809272

Before some retard replies and tells me that it isn't peppers spray here is an excerpt from their website.

>This is what makes SALT so special. Instead of lead, SALT rounds are filled with a combination of powdered chemical agents formulated to cause temporary distress without permanent harm. Among the active ingredients is oleoresin capsicum, naturally derived from ghost peppers.

If the metro-hipster faggot video didn't make you suspicious from the start, then the price will. It's literally $300 for one of these CO2 powered pistols that shoot pepper spray at shorter distances than most aerosol cans spray. It's a money grabbing scheme and it obviously has anti-gun implications behind it's design.

>a safe gun for a safe home

FUCK. YOU.
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>>27795492
while no substitute for a fire arm i can see how a paintball might work in a pinch.
>20 balls per second at 300 fps
>straight to the face of someone without a mask

at the very least they would be blind for the rest of their lives
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>>27809299
It's a gun you can't accidentally kill yourself with for well-to-do urbanites whose homes are basically at no risk anyways. I'd say it's a pretty accurate description.
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>>27795309
>They were just getting their lives together, going to church and being good boys
Then they died of cancer 20 years later, so now you're being charged with manslaughter.
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>>27795443
IM WEAK
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>>27805313
Solved
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>>27795823
don't worry anon, i got it
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>>27795170
watch the criminals buy it and use it to rob you
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>>27795566
Dub dubs proves it, you are god for a day
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>>27810474
No they'll get a Hi Point because it's cheaper.
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>>27795259
>not using Polystyrene + gasoline rounds
>in a shotgun

Remember, homes are cheap but life is priceless.
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You guys are making it sound as if this thing is meant to replace guns. In reality it's marketed towards people who will never ever own an actual firearm.
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>>27811643
Well, if they get caught committing a crime with a gun, the sentence will be much harsher than "with a shitty pepper-spray paintball gun"
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>>27795170
BAN SALT WEAPONS
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>>27795231
Just like tazers, stun guns, mace etc. etc. etc.
All which have been proven to not incapacitate people.
>>>/out/
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>>27812464
armed robbery is armed robbery whether the gun is real or not
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>>27812695
In that particular case, the pepper paintball gun wouldn't be an aggravating factor unless you led the victims to believe it was a super-high caliber deathgun.
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>>27795243
trolled softly
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