Okay as the name implies I want to make the plaque doctor mask to be able to take commercial or nato style gas mask filters.
I like the appearance it has but I want it to be able to have the filtering gas mask implemented inside of the mask more importantly keeping it from obscuring the design.
Give me some ideas and input on how best I can achieve at making the plaque doctor mask an actual safe working gas mask that I can use.
Also just to keep this weapons related (considering the bullcrap I been through) what type of black powder brand is best for use in black powder revolvers and as well which caliber of the bullet do you prefer for a black powder revolver (that is if you have one or planning on getting one)
How fitting for a psychopath.
Start by spelling it right and go from there
>>27789110
Interesting idea.
Odd but unique.
I would go more of pic related but use the painter's filters that You get from Lowe's and just fabricate the old renaissance plague mask over it.
Old time /x/phile here: It's spelt 'plague.'
Pyrodex pellets.
.45.
>>27789115
Not this shit again
Just go away please I just want an honest thread going
>>27789115
Okay Mr grammar nazi
>>27789121
I like that concept but not too much on the painters mask though
>>27789125
Thank you and also nice pick on the caliber and powder brand
>>27789110
>plaque doctor
>gonna scrape the plaque right off
Goddamnit antman
>>27789110
>>27789137
Killed any kittens recently?
>>27789137
This is now the Weaponized Plague Doctor Thread.
>>27789162
Fucked any faggots recently?
>>27789172
Yeah, your dad.
>>27789179
Just go away fuck
Anyone else like to contribute to the thread on the topic beside the fuckhead right there
>>27789164
So what kind of round would require a magazine curve like that?
>>27789186
Yeah, me.
Step 1 Take a kitten and drown it and then break its neck and use the skin to form the shape of the mask.
>>27789186
How's your head right now antman?
>plaque doctor
>>27789186
lol dumb sperg
>>27789197
Reminiscent of a Chauchat magazine.
>>27789214
Forgot picture
>>27789110
PLAGUE NOT PLAQUE
>>27789203
People like you literally make me fucking sick.
You sick fuck.
>>27789204
I had to stop taking the meds that I been because I was losing too much blood and also it would not look good if I go to the neurologist and they find drugs in my blood.
I been taking alot of excedrin, aleve, advil and melatonin just so the pain would go away.
Right now my head is hurting but just in a heavy headache right now.
>>27789212
No I just don't have time do deal with your fucking shit my head is hurting from the day.
>>27789225
Ok fucking hell my bad but I haven't take notice that well on the damn word and my spell check didn't corrected it so fuck it and also fuck you.
>>27789110
>>27789137
>>27789186
Why are you tripping when you contribute nothing but dead cats to this board you attention whoring FAGGOT?
>>27789232
You are nothing compared to me bitch faggot. I fucked your dad and he liked it.
You'd better stay frosty you know what I'm saying? Keep a lookout for tangos and mangoes. Watch your six because that's where my dick is going tonight faggot.
>>27789233
I don't get it what did he do so wrong?
All he did is just started up a thread about turning the plague mask into a working gas mask and I'm seeing this.
Can anyone elaborate for me please.
Daily reminder to report Antman for ban evasion
>>27789248
You literally just sounded like the average call of duty 12 year old now.
Get off you got school tomorrow
>>27789252
My ban sentences was up already.
Literally it's over.
>>27789232
I hope you start feeling better man
>>27789255
lol you're going to take every inch of my big black shaft
>>27789110
I don't think you will be able to put a standardised filter size inside that beak.
Another option might be to make your own filters that fit into a quarter-screw-on beak shaped housing (3D printing?). I know you can make your own filters with not too much effort, I am just not sure the quality.
>>27789110
.36 Navy Colt replica works for me.
Probably could build a plague mask over a civilian respirator. Most milsurp gas masks are nonfunctional at best, hazardous at worst.
>>27789260
The_Ant_Man?
more like The_Gay_Boi lmao
lol look at me everyone, I kill cats and tell people about it over the internet.
>>27789222
AK's in 8x51 then. I kind of want that now.
>>27789294
Hi, I'm The_Ant_Man and I have a little white dick. I want nothing more than to be fucked up the ass by anon's BBC.
>>27789249
He likes killing animals. He also wants to weaponize ants.
>>27789262
I hope so too because I'm starting tobecome nnervous about whether or not it can be fixed or at least surppressed
I just want this long time pain to go away already it's starting to effect my right eye sight
>>27789275
I was concerned about that but maybe it would be possible to configure a plague mask with a wider and longer beak so it can take normal filter
It could work probably and also I don't have a 3D printer so no use in there.
>>27789276
>pietta
I hear they are good never tried one before though
Also perhaps that may be the case on outfitting the plague mask over the filter mask.
Just wondering how much work it will require to complete this.
Also ignore the trolls on this thread
Especially that one guy with the pic
>>27789312
Also has a torture fetish.
>>27789321
For fuck sakes will you go away
I just want an honest thread
Not any more drama crap
Come on give me a fucking break please
>>27789315
wow ok kid i am owning u very much right now 2day
The_Ant_Man is my name now, fuck off.
This is basically what happens when you mess with The Bull.
You get The Horns.
>>27789179
ROLLED
O
L
L
E
D
>>27789115
>>27789137
>>27789162
>>27789172
>>27789179
>>27789186
>>27789203
>>27789225
>>27789232
>>27789233
>>27789248
>>27789249
>>27789255
>>27789267
>>27789278
>>27789284
>>27789307
>>27789312
ITT: Spergs fighting
I actually was interested in the topic too.
>>27789328
No I have a headache and I rather not deal with your annoying ass right now but you go right ahead and act like a dumbass.
>>27789327
You brought it on yourself you delusional fuck
>>27789327
Take your fucking trip off if you don't want people to talk about it, you colossal attention whoring faggot.
>>27789346
Same here
I actually legitimately feel sorry for antman (not the other one) now and I can definitely tell from his post how much the process of the pain has effected him now.
Also as well this was a good topic to discuss but shitposters had to go ruin it because he's antman
>>27789327
I was just answering anon's question. That's all. You should be happy about the attention, that's why you trip right?
You could always take off your trip, construct grammatically correct sentences and ask /cgl/ for help with the mask. Your much more likely to get helpful advice from them anyway. The know their shit when it comes to creating this kind of stuff.
>>27789359
I'm with the FBI and I think I will be looking into this ant man fellow. See you soon, guy.
>>27789359
>>because he's antman.
That right there invalidates literally any argument you could have. How does it feel to be a newfag?
>>27789275
>>27789315
you don't need to own one. You can commission the work quite easily online (SRC: I've done it).
>>27789321
> I have a six year old daughter
> when seeing this pic
> mfw this is horrifying
>>27789348
>muh headache
This indicates imposter The_Ant_Man's inability to hold a serious discussion with his detractors. Especially the one he is impersonating. It is usually followed by tripfagging and murdering cats.
>>27789370
I'm likely to be dead already so go away I don't feel like putting up with this anymore
>>27789383
Then kindly leave the thread if you don't like it
I ain't forcing you so just go away
>>27789398
you brought it on yourself
next time you want to start a thread
Drop.The.Trip.
good luck you pathetic bastard.
>>27789398
That sounds like a threat on your own wellbeing. Time for a wellness check as soon as we get your address. Should be sometime tomorrow so stay home and we can avoid embarrassing you at work.
Even /an/ is laughing at your health and your close to death hahahaha
Damnit it's fun to know your about to die
>>27789449
I'm honestly don't know if I'm going to live or not after the month or week so just leave me alone and let me die already
Goddamnit my head is getting worse now
>>27789476
You actually hurting aren't you?
What's wrong with your head?
>>27789485
Antman has a severe tumor and it is getting worse and worse on him to the point it effecting his ability of reasoning and his speech pattern.
In short he's dying from brain pressure and also tumor.
>>27789476
Kill yourself and link the live stream on 4chan.
You would be ant hero.
But seriously please kill yourself. Preferably I think it would be fitting if you take a whole heap of sleeping pills and slash your wrists and pass out on a fire entry nest.
>>27789485
Of course he is hurting
Damn he wouldn't stop complaining about the pain in his head when he should have went to the doctor but he was too worried about getting a misdiagnosed he didn't go for years
>>27789496
Good.
One day he will stop posting and 4chan will be free from its worst tripfag.
>>27789522
I don't believe in suicide and also that shit been done before so it's nothing new so why even tell me that...
>>27789538
Let me guess.
It's a sin to kill yourself right?
>implying you won't miss these threads when antman dies
I still want to know what the fuck happened to that kitten
>>27789543
Yes that and also I never had the desire to take my own life.
>>27789110
Plaque mask... Is that for dentist who remove plaque?
>>27789560
No it's those guys you get your posion and get healed up when you escape from the guards that where chasing after you.
>>27789573
>poison
Fuck it I'm going to bed I'm tired
>>27789548
What the fuck are you!?
A christian?
>>27789579
Actually as a matter of fact I am a Christian.
It shouldn't be a shock to anyone that I'm a Christian.
>>27789579
>http://www.godchecker.com/pantheon/african-mythology.php?deity=NYONYE-NGANA
He's a nigger wizard
>>27789585
>I'm a Christian
Hahahahaha good one antman you actually got me right there.
>>27789616
It's a goddamn truth I'm a fucking Christian damnit you fucking little shit!
>>27789627
Aaaaaaaand he's pissed
Tbh put it in the bottom of the "beak" senpai
>>27789627
You aren't a Christian you wannabe faggot.
>>27789627
>please don't hurt me daddy I be a good little girl!
>>27789664
Of course I'm a good fucking Christian!
What's your evidence?
>>27789672
My evidence is faggots aren't good Christians.
>>27789110
So why would you wear the mask? Also why the fuck are you still tripping? Is it because no one cared who you were until you out on the trip? Fuck off. Also do what other anons said and build around one of those painters masks.
>>27789677
Whatever I don't give a shit
I know I am a good Christian and thy the almighty knows I am a good man.
I just only hope I don't suffer from the damn headaches
>>27789697
1. I will wear it around alot and likely use it for my go to shit hit the fan bit more just for Halloween or chemical cleaning around in my home
2. I like ants.
3. I math have to do that with one of those painters masks
>>27789706
You should get help and stop attention faggin'
>>27789706
>may
Damnit
>>27789714
I do not like that man
Why does he wear the mask?
>>27789725
Just embrace them. Embrace your demons.
I for one welcome our new weaponized ant overlords.
How do I weaponize my Grand Kids?
>>27789750
I don't have any demons.
Only annoying fucking little shits like you
>>27789842
This I can agree with because ants are far superior compared to humans.
Damn I'm tired
>>27789890
Spank them likely
>>27789929
You sound fat.
>>27789954
How about you just go fuck off and die or do I have to go over there and rape your ass and slap you and tell you to go to your room and read your damn bible if you got any you fucking shit
>>27789983
Man they are right about you
Your a fucking psychopath
>>27790007
I'm not a fucking psychopath goddamnit your really are a thick headed bitch
What proof is there that i am crazy WHICH I AM NOT!
Fuck those that think im crazy when really im normal as fuck
Just threw this together quick.
>>27790023
Crazy
>>27790028
Delete that fucking shit right NOW!
>>27790029
You goddamn motherfucker.
>>27789398
>im dead already
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW ant man isn't a spoopy MAN, he's a spoopy
SKELLINGTON
ABANDON THREAD SKELLIES INBOUND
(Side note: is vertical posting dead now along with t b h)
>>27789110
What the fuck is with you fucking people and your meme doctor masks?
It just dawned to me!
This ruined the movie ant man because think about it!
Whenever you go oit to public and you hear people talk about the ant man movie it's going to remind you of this guy and whenever you try to go watch the movie ant man you won't be able to focus the movie without all of the ant man words because it is reminding you of this ant man guy.
Ant man literally ruined ant man!
>>27790043
It's ant man. What more do you expect?
>>27790043
Because it was worned by doctors during the bubonic plague.
>>27790048
The only thing that ever made sense from ant man since ever
>>27790049
You know he's just playing crazy right?
>>27790049
I wouldn't be so sure.
>worned
Still crazy. Just slightly less so.
>>27790054
>You know he's just playing crazy right?
I can only hope https://desustorage.org/k/search/username/The_Ant_Man/tripcode/%21KpuDfj7%2F2s/
>>27790054
>>27790057
I'm not fucking crazy fucking hell didn't your parents raised you right!?
>>27790028
You're pretty good.
>>27790064
>I can only hope
It's pretty fucking obvious with the act and trip and all.
>>27790090
Thanks. Added a few more things from the archive.
>>27790104
Stop that now fucking stop that right now!
>>27790108
Do you find this fun?
>>27790112
I take it a fucking insult because your all accusing me of psychotic crazy person and I'm truthful to god I am not fucking crazy GODDAMN
why won't you take my words as fact and truth when I tell you that I AM NOT A LUNATIC FUCK!
hgg
>>27790108
Good idea. I'm getting tired and you're just yelling in circles now. I'll check back tomorrow when you've found a new story to tell.
>>27790104
Should have included the trip so it's more recognisable
>>27790130
There. That's a quick fix. Now I'm really going to sleep.
>>27790128
Yeah you better go fuck off motherfucker
You fucking dipstick shit eating rat fucking bitch!
I hope to fucking almighty that you wake up in the morning and when you go to brush your disgusting fucking teeths you slip on your piss littered bathroom floor and you hit your fat fucking head on the sink and your head splits wide open so you don't post another fucking shit on here again you goddamn bitch!
Fuck my head is hurts now.
>>27790121
This gets boring after a while. You lost your edge son.
Fucking anyways!
Back to the topic of the plague mask where would I find a genuine old plague mask?
I'm talking about the real one that was legitimate used in the old times because I think those would be good for my homemake project on creating a working olague mask.
>>27790150
Wait your wanting a mask that was used around the sick people?
>>27790151
Well sure why not?
It's old so it's not like it's going to make me sick or anything.
Besides what those people got in the past we now are immune to that stuff!
So can anyone tell me where I can order some of the mask?
>>27790143
yissss feed us Antman
Feed me your anger
it makes the pain grow stronger
feed the tumor
kill kittens for fun
eat live rabbits
you're christian after all
feed the demons in your dying body
give in and let the ant in
let
it
in
Antman
let
me
in
.
>>27790143
The mods ban people for bantz and gun politics but let people like you exist.
>>27790154
great game
>>27790154
I never fucking killed those poor innocent little kittens.
It was an accident and honest childish accident and it was not my fault it was not my fault for hurting the little kittens!
And also about the rabbits.
I was hungry during my seven stay out in camping and I just accidentally hit the rabbit that was in labor with my tool.
It was dying so I killed the rabbit and field dressed it and did what any normal man would do is to simply toeat what you kill out in the woods.
>>27790167
So if you killed someone out in the woods would you eat it as well?
>>27790157
The mods are eldritch beings beyond our comprehension. We'll never understand them or their decisions.
>>27790172
Jesus fucking christ what the hell do you think I am!?
A fucking monster?
Dude fucking hell no I would never do that jesus thats just sick man fuck do you have any idea what that person might have gotten through?
The poor fucker may have aids for all that matters so no fuck that shit.
>>27790180
Yes
>>27790176
Maybe through the power of love which defies time and space we can use gravity to communicate to them by manipulating dust and the hands of a watch.
>>27790188
You are mentally ill and you need to see help you deranged slut
Your sick mind thinking that I would eat a human being goddamn your a fucking whore
I bet your fucking hole between your legs smells of rotten shit!
>>27790167
Yiiissssss
keep up the lies
let the pain grow
the pain is an excuse to kill gods creatures
kill and torture them all
you're not crazy
you're a christian after all
you're not crazy at all
just
let
it
go
.
let
the
pain
in
>>27790196
The fuck?
I'm not lying on anything it goes against the bible to even lie.
Also everything is justified because that damn rabbit that I killed by accident I cooked it and ate it because it would have been bad for me to just let it go bad and not done with!
Also will you fuck of with that crazy shit because I'm not fucking crazy
>>27790196
Zombie ant fungus shit always creeps me out. I mean imagine if there was something like that for people? Something that made us act outside of our self interest, for example willingly giving up our rights, letting in tens of millions of immigrants who threaten our livelihoods, and... Oh wait... There is...
>>27790204
Can you put together even a single cohesive thought son?
>fags ITT don't even know about the plague doctor ghillie suit sneaker
You know, back in the early days of /out/ when it used to be cool.
There was a guy who wore a pkague doctor mask and a ghillie suit and followed people in the woods. He would crawl inside their tents at night and make panting noises. When the occupants got freaked out he offered them cookies.
I guess he got arrested.
>>27790209
I'm perfectly normal so my speech is fine
Also your a fucking faggot
>>27790210
That is actually pretty funny to hear.
Might be fun to go do that in the /k/ meetup soon.
I can't wait for that meetup to happen.
>>27790204
YESSSS
the lies grow stronger
keep telling yourself you're a good person
that you're normal
that you're not crazy
that you're not crazy
you're not crazy
you're crazy
you're
you
are
crazy
let
it
end
the
truth
will
set
you
free
end
the
lies
>>27790211
*you're
>>27790219
Will you shut up!
>>27790225
Give
in
Give
up
you
will
be
so
free
let
it
in
let
the
truth
out
you'll feel so much better when you accept it all
when you accept everything
let go
LET
GO
Fuck this I'm going to sleep I got some work to do with my welding and shit.
I also need to clean out some things around the house.
Goodnight you fucking assholes
>>27790230
>Even antman's own threads are not safe from his faggotry
>>27790230
you'll never sleep well
when
you
lie
to
yourself
You're
only
hurting
you
Give
in
Let
Go
you
can't
because
you're
weak
you're
an
ant
compared
to
everyone
else
that's all you'll ever be, an ant
One thing's for sure: 4chan won't lose its reputation for being a loony bin any time soon.
>>27789627
I'm pretty sure you are a Muslim.
>mfw this entire thread
OP you sure are a bible thumping maniac who doesn't understand what trolls are, god bless your souls you fucking idiot.
Oddly enough getting a beak on a GP5 gas mask works really well for a plague doctor-esk look. (make sure to make the beak detachable because I forgot I had to change filters and ruined the gas mask trying to get it off) Also if you want an even more bad-ass look get one of the extension-tubes for the filter and make the tube come out one of the beak's sides and drape it over your shoulder or something. Also another pro-tip try to make the filter peak out of the bottom of the mask because that's the only way it will work besides the ext. tube filter way.
Alright got half of the things done around the place and my job as well.
Any way I tried finding the old plague mask and I can't find any genuine old ones.
Just the commercial props only but I will find one soon eventually besides it will go great for my everyday use.
>>27790255
Nothing wrong for being with Christianity
>>27791607
Thank you for that onfo I will see into using thag on the project build I plan on doing in the future.
I could also use it when I go out in the woods on my hikes.
>>27791864
What brought you into Christianity?
>>27792467
I was raised in a Christian family home and I never broke from that Christianity ever since
It's a very long and complicated story but in short I am with the holy lord and I know that god will accept me into heaven when the time comes.
>>27792518
you wouldn't even make it to purgatory
>>27789110
Please add the Bathtime in clerkenwell theme to this
Mah bagel horde
>>27792518
>I know
>believing is now knowing
>mfw i know you're going to hell
>>27789186
You could possibly put a shell over this that looks like a plague doctor mask.
Also I am fellow crazy, good to see your holding together, keep it up :)
>>27789983
>>27790023
Yup, you definitely sound like a "good Christian"
Also, have you ever tried to fuck an ant?
In terms of the mask though, I would suggest going with an external filter pack that you would strap to your wast and just have a tube going to your mask.
>>27792593
Wow nice looking gas mask.
What model is that and what filter does it use?
Literally that is the best looking one I can use for my project man that is actually quite the good looking mask.
>>27792543
>>27792585
I won't go to hell because I know god loves us all and he will let me into the holy land of thy Lord's name and prayer.
>>27792636
That's a GP-5, dirt cheap too.
wouldn't a real christian not need a gasmask because god would protect them if they were true to the faith?
>>27792518
>I know that god will accept me into heaven when the time comes.
Wouldn't count on it, you fucking nut.
>>27792675
I'm gonna go swing by the nearest store and go check out if they have any surplus ones.
This is gonna be fucking great!
>>27792681
Fuck off Christians can have gas masks too
>>27792732
God will accept me because I know he forgiven me from the day I was born already
another way you could do it is by getting a tracheotomy and connecting that to a filter. Then your mask could be as authentic as possible because you would no longer be using your nose and mouth for respirations.
Or you could try converting to Islam. After all have you ever seen a Muslim wearing a gasmask? No, because Allah protects the faithful from gas. Allah Akbar!
>>27789327
THEN
DONT
FUCKING
TRIPCODE
You fucking moron
0/10 for making me reply
Just fit a beak with vents over a standard GP-5 filter.
Or just get one of the hose adapters and run it inside your jacket and have the filter on your back or something.
>>27790007
I'd say sociopath, he's too socially inept to be a psycho.
>>27792857
How can I be a sociopath if I was never diagnosed?
You have no claims or proof or evidence to back up that bullshit of yours.
Do you also hit your testicles with your fists because you enjoy feeling the slow painful pain to how much of a fucking faggot you are?
>>27792857
I'll second this. He's no Patrick Bateman or Hannibal Lecter.
I love you Ant man don't ever stop posting
>>27789110
Well, you need an air intake to filter in the first place. Maybe an opening in the beak, with a filter afixxed inside the beak, the rest of the mask having a tight seal? That's the best I can come up with.
Crudely drawn MS Paint picture.
Red is filter, blue is eye lens, pink is air flow.
>>27792935
You can still be a sociopath without being diagnosed. The diagnosis is just a medical expert identifying it.
>>27793036
That could work but wouldn't it be better to just have small holes instead of that large one at the end?
Also there needs to be a way to make it where you can replace the filter but without too much obstruction of the process because I really like the beak to be there.
Maybe I can even start manufacturing this new gas mask idea and sell it for profit!
>>27789110
Step one: Acquire a gas pump/siphon. You know, the one-way valves with the bulb. They're usually pretty cheap.
Step two - cut a hole or several vents into the beak.
Step three - Place the filter inside the beak. Make sure there's a good seal.
Place one of the one-way valves behind the filter, so air that comes in must pass through the filter.
Place the other facing outwards and towards a vent at your chin or something. This vents your breathed out air somewhere other than your vent and will make it so you don't rebreath your carbonated air over and over again.
>>27793170
Here, take this picture.
Is OP legally retarded or just an ultra aspie?
>>27793170
>>27793187
Oh, one more thing.
Take off your trip if you don't want shitfests in every thread you make/post in.
Seriously, nobody gives a shit.
And when you post your completed mask keep your trip off.
*antman feels his sins crawl on his back*
>>27793205
Antman has.... issues.
>>27789496
Thank god.
>>27789529
Another one will pop up in his place.
I forget all the shit trips we've had.
Off the top of my head only sebenza and lady of something show up. I think That Guy was also shit.
There was that one guy who started with a B, but I've forgotten.
Had do go do something because there was an accident at my work place.
Perhaps I can go to the /k/ meetup with my home made gas mask with the plague mask and along with my black powder revolver.
And to those that posted the how to steps and pictures to the mask.....Thank you very much on the mask design because I'm going to start getting it all ready after my shift is over.
This mask is going to be beautiful to use in my work as well.
I hope this fucker dies of a brain tumor before he can hurt anyone.
>>27793614
Why use it at your work?
>>27793662
Because of all of that chemical smoke that comes off from the welding certain types of metal.
The vapors are bad as it is already and I just like to use a gas mask that will suit well with me.
>>27789232
Sorry your thread went to shit, it was nice to see an interesting thread that wasn't AK/AR/Something vs Something/Russia stronk/China stronk/US stronk/Bongs are gun free mussies/gear queer thread.
>>27789110
>plaque
lolwut? you're a retard.
>>27793614
>my shift is over
unemployed welfare leeches have shifts now?
>>27793672
Confirmed for inhaling to much galvanized steel and having brain damage
>>27793795
Lulwat?
>>27793614
we don't ant you anywhere near any /k/ related meetup....kay crazy?
>>27793672
Having a large protruding beak seems like it would be a major safety hazard. But I guess sociopaths don't usually worry about that stuff.
>>27793877
Fuck you I'm still gonna go to the meetup.
Just don't be stupid and shoot me alright.
>>27794196
Nothing wrong with having a plague mask for normal every day use.
>>27794801
I genuinely hope you die before the next /k/ meetup.
>>27794814
And I hope I don't die though because I want the doctor to remove what is causing pain in my head to be gone forever.
Even if it means just for few more weeks.
>>27794843
I GO TO DOCTOR LENINGRAD 1985 FOR HEAD PAIN. DOCTOR HANDS OVER MAKAROV, TELLS ME TO ELIMINATE PAIN MYSELF. I GO HOME. I SHOOT CHECHEN NEIGHBOR. NO MORE HEAD PAIN. GET MAKAROV, SHOOT CHECHEN.
>>27790228
>>27790219
>>27790196
>>27790154
Fucking comedy gold right there
>>27795165
Who the fuck are you?
>>27795208
How the fuck do you not know Ivan?
>>27795208
What state do you even live in... for my safety of course.
>>27793672
If you're worried about fucking galvie fever wear a real respirator not a fucking toy. It's because of people like you wearing gas station aviators instead of real PPE that I have go to so many fucking safety meetings
>>27789983
I like how you didn't deny that you're fat.
>>27790137
I'm saving this for future posterity
>>27795232
I never see ivan post so how the fucking hell am I suppose to know the guy?
>>27795686
I won't tell you so you can just guess little piggy.
>>27795743
I want a gas mask.
Not a damn boring one.
>>27795756
I'm only 170 lbs
>>27796252
>>27796252
PPE isn't supposed to be cool it's supposed to do its job. If you want a gasmask to be a cos-playing faggot just say so, but don't try to rationalize your faggotry behind needing it for "work". Also good luck putting on a welding visor with a 6 inch dildo strapped to your nose.
>>27796371
Then I will attach flip lens for it so that way it can be used as a welding mask.
Don't tell me what I can and can't do because I will make the ultimate mask.
https://youtu.be/HoV_Jt1o-j8
https://youtu.be/9drRMWKE1as
There are actual people on this earth that are literally the spawning of antman retards.
>>27789110
you ignored to best solution.
>>27792785 << This.
>>27793205 That is an insult to me and all other Aspies!
>>27796507
Hey Ant man I know a lot of people were mad at you for not showing the storm shelter. But I'm thankful you did i've been really curious about it. Anyway, till we meet again Ant_Man.
>>27797159
It's good to hear you as well.
Take care and watch out for the assholes.
>>27797190
only asshole here is you, fucking fraud
>>27789110
My entire home is full of piles of powdered sugar and baking soda. I take pleasure in knowing ants fizz and blow up because of me. It gets me off.
>>27797342
>>kills cats for fun
>>hits deer for fun
>>bitches and cries when people are mean to him
congratulations, on top of being defective, you're a failure of a christian, you've brought all your misfortune on yourself
May god have mercy on your shitty soul, since the state won't
you're going to die, and you will not be missed.
>>27796252
Mmmmm... Georgia?
>>27789327
>WAAAAAAHHH!! I want to trip about how I'm fucked in the head and should be put down on an anonymous Malaysian pottery roundtable but don't want people to treat me like the psycho I am!
>>27797500
>>27796252
>>27795686
He lives in Arkansas, as he stupidly revealed in a previous thread and which was confirmed by the anon who doxxed him.
>>27789110
Did these things actually stop the plague?
I'm going to assume: "No" because if it did, everybody would have worn them.
>>27797688
Actually I moved again.
But I am dealing with moving issues.
>>27797780
how so?
>>27797791
Money issues
>>27797704
nope. how it worked was they burned incense in the tip of the nose or filled it with fresh flowers because they thought the spooky scary plague demons couldn't get them through the dank scents in the nose.
plague was actually being transferred mainly by ticks biting at the legs and ankles.
>>27797909
Close, it was actually fleas, not ticks that infected people. The fleas were often on infected rats and would then bite people after biting the rats.
>>27797909
Imagine wearing that ridiculous outfit all the time and then developing symptoms anyway.
>Well jeez, that was a waste of time.
>>27797805
The kitten killing market is not a good market at the moment.
>>27800039
Yo guis untmund had dah wommy manny and he be saying antman is ded
>>27789110
The plaque doctor is some kind of specialized dentist?
>>27789634
>>27789664
>>27789668
Assmad christfags detected
>>27800083
So I wonder if The_Ant_Man !KpuDfj7/2 is actually dead or not.
They should bury him with a plague mask on and a fire ant colony in the coffin.
>>27800150
>be at dentist
>30 fucking minutes after my appointed time, they walk me back to the chairs
>wait another 8 minutes staring at the ceiling
>oral hygienist comes in, starts poking around my mouth
>"uh oh"
>"whagh?" I ask with the hygienists hands in my mouth
>"I'm not sure; one minute, I'm going to call in our specialist."
>I get that uneasy feeling; like I didn't do my homework on time
>hygienist walks out
>2 more minutes pass
>staring at the ceiling
>it's getting chilly in here
>another minute passes as it gets gradually colder
>full on mist starts to waft in through the door seams
>"the fuck?"
>footsteps
>the door blows open, fog begins crowding my vision
>some asshole walks in wearing a dildo on his nose, hanging off what seems like some sort of goggle-rig.
>calls himself the Plaque Doctor.
>plus out jar of leeches
>places a slimy creature on my knee and shoves his dildo-mask at my face.
>leech starts biting me or some shit
What the fuck is going on here?
>two hours of bleedings later, and something called a humor
>never going back
http://desustorage.org/k/thread/27800039
Ant is kill
It's a shit idea if you want to actually use the thing OP. The seal will be far less reliable than a manufactured gas mask, and there is no advantage to the fuckoffhuge beak unless you know you're going to be sick.
If you want it for dress-up or whatever, I'm not sure.
>>27802101
There's dumb and then there's you.
two of my favorite things then thread ends u being a big disappointment. also relevant
>>27801771
That's just his new trip lmao
>>27797284
Try this one
>>27790137
holy shit, what is this, /b/?
get your shit together
>>27801429
Kek
>>27792777
You can get them for like 20 bucks. Check out the crimson caravan, they have them on there too.
