Alright gentlemen I need any information and links on taking out these abominations.
What ammo and tactics should be used?
What tricks do they have up their sleeves?
Which is the least dangerous and which is the most?
All information is welcome as well as any stories of your encounters.
>>27785617
>implying they aren't heroic creatures attempting to save us from the grave humanity is heading to
>trying to kill them
Bootlicking shill.
>attempting to kill an endangered species
Enjoy your federal jail time, dumbass.
>>27785617
I wouldn't worry about it.
>>27785652
>>27785685
Spotted the devil spawn
Have some Christ calibers you demons
>>27785617
>Adlet
Number 30 and onward.
Don't forget your loudener.
>>27785702
Batsquatch and the Oklahoma Octopus are fine Americans, and you're lucky to have them.
>>27785777
>777
Nice blessed sevens holy warrior
>>27785787
Then which ones are dangerous to humans? I want to exterminate the ones with a thirst for human blood.
Enslave the black ones.
Take my advice.
Don't hunt them.
You'll just end up being the hunted. You'll end up outnumbered sometimes.
There's some shit in the Nova Scotian woods, lad. Take it from someone who has seen some twisted, weird shit.
>>27785735
I don't know, there are some before 30 that could take down most animals,creatures (45-70)
>>27785807
Okay this gif is all over the place. Where the fuck is it from??
>>27785617
cryptids dont actually exist
>>27786124
Story time
>>27785685
Fuck you hippie twilight-niggers, bet your one of those fuckers who tried to get vampires a right to a trial. "Non-living persons" my ass. I spend three months following one of those fuckers across Oklahoma, watch it suck three cheerleaders dry and fuck the corpses, finally get that fucker cornered in Tulsa, rig the fucker's lair with C1 while he was asleep, scrape up enough ashes for a proof of termination of un-life, and I can't collect my PUFF?
The fuck next, zombie preserves? FFS
>>27786388
Try leaving the basement once in a while
>>27786318
I know I have seen it before but for the life of me I can not remember
Do Is It spoo/k/y Thread time?
>>27785617
>oklahoma octopus
What
>>27786436
*So. Goddamn autocorrect.
>>27786417
>watch it suck three cheerleaders dry and fuck the corpses
>implying you weren't watching through binoculars and fapping like crazy the whole time.
So if batsquatch is a quatch made of bats.
Does that mean the sasquatch is made of sass?
Don't even try to fight that. It'll Z click you ass outtawoods.
>>27786230
You want penetration in this case, these fuckers have tough hides and scales
>>27785807
Only heretics need fear the cryptic...the believers will be spared
>>27785617
the Michigan frogman is vulnerable to feels
i recommend the taking your gf with you into woods and makes the loud wopi
>>27786124
So what you're saying is that we need to organize a squad for a better chance to survive?
I'm down, I wanna go after an Ozark Howler
>>27786441
Population of whatever the fuck Luskas evolved from that got stuck when the water receded in the late cretaceous. Nasty fuckers. Less jaws than a luska, but the tentacles are nastier and they can mover better on land. Oh, AND THEY LEARNED HOW TO FUCKING BURROW. Flushed one out of the OKC sewers with some c-gas in the late 80s after hobos started getting pulled down manhole covers by "noodle arms". One fucker dug himself a neat little network that went all the way back home to lake Eufaula.
>>27786544
Nice try but I know better, that frog has turned psychotic and will rip you to shreds
>>27786388
What ever you say hitler.
>>27786545
>a better chance to survive
>>27786554
Mfw I live in OKC and go to eaufala on weekends
On the extremely off chance that is true, how does one kill one. I'm sure a few rounds in it will do.
>>27786404
Ahh, forgive me. Was rather busy, but I'm back now. Will bump with OC shortly.
>>27786554
What threat level would you rate it at? Any recommendations for calibers?
>>27786461
This is /k/, he had sloppy seconds before hiding the bodies to use as bait later.
>>27786461
I'll let you know you little SOB, I survived Nam, two tours as a merc in the DRC, three zombie outbreaks, Grenada, the '95 Christmas Party, AND NEVER FUCKING ONCE DID I THINK TO DROP MY PANTS AND START WHACKING IT LIKE ONE OF YOU DAMN TWILIGHT KIDDIES THESE DAYS. Fuck, the rate you fuckers eat up this parawhatsit shit these days the media shits out no wonder the Old Ones want back in our reality. Fuck, that shits supposed to be secret for a reason.
>>27785617
>don't fuck with Wendigo
>don't fuck with Thunderbird
the rest are pussies.
>>27786474
True
>wanting to hunt cryptids
Jesus you people are dumber than I fucking thought.
Live stream it so I can watch you idiots get torn to pieces
>>27786318
>>27786435
Enemy at the Gates
>Skinwalkers
I wouldn't worry about it
This is how you'll end up, but more spoopy
http://www.bestgore.com/animal-encounters/india-farmer-maul-to-death-sloth-bear/
>being scared of any water-bound creature
hahahahah nigga just walk away from the lake hahahahaha
>>27785617
>Dover Demon
>Looks like a 'Grey' alien
Oh I would freak the fuck out and do my damndest to murder it.
Wendigo, same. Skinwalker, same.
Bigfoot? I honestly would not actively try to shoot at one. I would only observe.
shouldn't roleplaying threads like this belong in /x/?
>>27786591
Threat level? The fuck you think this is, pokemans? Now all you tacti-cool kiddies with your fancy shmancy COIN tactics back from the sandbox think you can just set up shop collecting PUFF with what Uncle Sam taught you how to kill hadjis? Its a fucking Luska that can burrow, got tentacles longer than a luska but the arms about the same, and its mouth ain't worth a shit. Caliber? What, think bigger gun=insta-dead? This ain't animu or COD or whatever. You can see it to line up a shot, means you fucked up. It'll already be close enough to tear you to shreds with those goddamn steak knife suction cups. Why the fuck they call'em suction cups, I don't know, cause they don;t suck, they cut like hell and don't let out. You kill it how you can. I got a sewer map and waited. Saw where hobos disappeared down grates, and put together a little map of its territory. When shit didn't add up, two kills two soon after each other to be using the sewers to move, I figured the fucker could dig. I waited til I knew where it would be, sealed some manhole covers to not let some cattle baron get a whiff of the death cloud, and pumped a few scuba tanks of the good stuff down where I knew it would be.
Flexible minds kiddo, you try an kill monsters, they'll kill you. You try an Hunt monsters, you might have a chance of living. People and beasts are two different games with two different sets of rules.
>>27786692
>his father never took him to stalk legendary north American creatures
Honestly that's pretty depressing.
Michigan Frogman is well known for singing "Hello My Ragtime Gal" whilst wearing a top hat, as well as selections from The Marriage of Figaro.
>>27786588
See>>27786706
Your fucked if you can see it, and if you can see it you're close. I've heard sound waves on a certain frequency spook em and fry their sense of direction but I'd never want to try that out.
>I'm the guy from Nova Scotia.
>I had been planning a hike for a few weeks and I finally had a day off.
>Naturally, I left home and drove for a solid three hours before finding a suitable place in *literally, fucking nowhere*
>Trees, endless trees.
>There were a few old service roads, none of which seemed to be in use, the trees and such were growing into the road at this point.
>Have P82 web vest, thick coat, bag full of survival-y shit. Was staying warm, as it was almost winter. One year ago, roughly.
>So, I know the general area I'm in, and that it has a few little lakes/ponds and a semi-mountain.
>Que a bunch of hiking, generic shit. I'll skip to when shit went south.
>I'm walking through the middle of the woods (I had a compass, map, knew the way out)
>All of a sudden, It hits me. Not panic, no spoopy skeletons, but the **smell.**
>It was a slaughterhouse, but worse. I leaned over and threw up.
>Got myself together, loaded my M44 and proceeded to listen to my surroundings.
>I remained in a logical state of thinking. Maybe there was a farm nearby, and the smell had drifted down. Fuck, maybe something died.
>Crunch. About 175-200 meters away, very faint. Crunch. Snap.
>Couldn't nail down the direction, the wind had picked back up. I took out my compass, got my bearings. Started heading back, had that cold feeling in my gut.
>As I'm heading back, I saw something hanging in a tree. I didn't understand what it was at first.
>Skin. A large flap of skin, wrapped around a branch. Wasn't human, it had fur.
>Then, I looked down.
>I guess it had been a bear, at one time. It was gutted and missing it's head.
>Defcon 1, time to pray to god.
>I started running, then looked to my left.
>There was a pack of them. I'd say roughly my height, 6'5, 6'6.
>Gangly, black and just...fucked up looking. They were moving silently throughout the woods, some looking right at me.
>They were heading in such a way that if I continued my path, they'd cut me off.
>>27786738
Cont.
>So, I start heading right+forward, tactically losing my shit.
>I stop and aim, firing a shot.
>Praise the gods, I fucking hit one.
>It let out a scream, as if it was vomiting nails while on fire.
>I thought they were people at first, but after I fired that shot+got a better look, I was no good.
>The face was like someone had taken a spoon and just dug out where the eyes *should* have been. Their lower *jaw* so to speak was pushed to one side, or so I saw.
>The body was all wrong, and black as fucking tar.
>I went from feeling panic and despair, to sheer fucking hatred. Maybe it was the fact I knew I was going to die in the woods, hell if I know.
>BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM. I started throwing as much lead down range as I could.
>They stopped and stared. I fumbled to reload.
>They stared harder.
>Nothing moved.
>Then, one let out a loud warble, while shaking like a leaf.
What happened next, made me accept that I was going to die.
>About a hundred shrieks and assorted warbles came back.
>I swear that thing fucking smiled at me.
>I gave up fighting and I ran. I ran and I fucking ran.
>I was smashing through trees and bushes as if they were paper.
>I was near dead from running, and they weren't letting up.
>I came into the service road that lead to my car.
>I was no more than halfway down when I realized they were gaining on me. Six, maybe seven were still pursuing me.
>I spun around, fell to one knee and fired two shots, killing one instantly. Headshot.
>They halted, screeched and started twitching, running back into the woods.
>I made to to my car, smashed the window out because fuck opening the door with keys, started it up and didn't go below 80 until I got near the local gas station.
TL;DR Fuck the woods, don't go alone, shit's all fucked up. To this day, I don't know why they retreated. I was probably fucked if they hadn't.
>>27786646
Oh you mean like this?
The Thunderbird story is so bizarre.
It was supposedly seen clear as day multiple times.
I wonder if it was a rather large and lost albatross.
Or maybe an overgrown condor?
>>27785617
New Mexibro here, don't even pick a fight with skinwalkers. Any who are alive today are too smart to be killed by a fun.
>Be 17 year old me.
>Driving to the casino to pick up Grandma.
>Illegally packing this adorable little 25 the old man have me.
>Not for drugs and shit, just to be safe.
>It's like 11 at night.
>See this little old Indian lady all dressed in rags.
>Sticking her thumb out, trying to get a ride.
>Something seemed off, she was hunched over but still damn tall.
>At least 5'10", probably over 6'2" if erect.
>Whatever, I slow down to pick her up.
>For whatever reason, switch from low to high-beams just then.
>As soon as I do, she fucking bolts off on all fours.
>Like a hyena or some shit.
I was rattled to say the least. Don't fuck with skinwalkers. Chubacabra is just a big ass, scurvy coyote. Skinwalkers are something else.
>>27785617
Oh god, thank you for reminding me of my state's cryptid.
I really like to think the Oklahoma Octopus is the way you try to find an excuse for someone going night swimming after boozing and drowning.
In some crazy plainsman sorta way though.
>>27786738
>About 175-200 meters away
Nigga you can hear a twig break 2 football fields away? You are the skinwalker
>>27786832
Pic related. Albatrosses can be fucking enormous.
I could imagine one flying low enough over an ignorant person and scaring the shit out of them.
>>27786832
>no spoops in Mississippi
It's not like I wanted to get killed by a cryptid or anything.
>>27786823
>It let out a scream, as if it was vomiting nails while on fire.
Time to buy a S&W 500
>>27786680
>Bigfoot? I honestly would not actively try to shoot at one. I would only observe.
Good man. The skunk-apes are already pissed enough at kicking them off their res's with all the indians in the 1840s I'm surprised they haven't raised hell or allied with some twisted extraexistential shit yet to get back at us. There are supposed to be two squatch tribe councils left, but I haven't been to the PNW in a while to ask around the medicine man circuit. Maybe they just gave up.
>>27786865
My eyesight is poor as fuck, so I wear glasses.
I've had freakish hearing every since I was wee, always thought it was because my eyesight wasn't that good. Dunno really.
Mind you, it wasn't very loud out and when that branch broke, it was noticeable. Not very, but I caught it. Listened closely, heard it getting closer.
>>27786865
well, like, if a tree was getting snapped in half, you might hear it from that far and it would only sound like a twig. but like, i know that shit is made up anyways, so i don't care.
>>27786832
Its called the thunder bird because thunder followed it. They were moving ahead of lightning storms.
>>27786893
> I know that shit is made up anyways, so I don't care
You're just fucking scared anon, you don't have to lie
>>27786893
Lad, I wish it was made it up. Nothing like reoccurring nightmares because of seeing something like that.
And if you think it's unnatural to hear things that far, it was quiet, save for some wind. Sound travels, and it was rather quiet when I heard it. Didn't think much of it when I heard it, but it started getting slightly louder and louder as time passed.
>>27785617
Oregon reporting in.
I prefer the Mauser 1918 T-Gewehr when hunting Big Feet.
I've used .308 before, but just have to mag dump to get the larger ones to bleed out.
My T-Gewehr's 13.2mm's can stop one in s full charge.
I'd post pictures but my phone screen in cracked. It was recoil that broke it.
>>27786957
A shotgun is enough to take on most cryptids, even skinwalkers
>>27786940
Tell me how they moved. Did they walk on two legs? Did they have a swagger of sorts? Could you see their ankles? Were you even able to tell?
>>27785787
As Americans they also strongly support the second amendment (sasquatch too)... So if you are gonna tread on their lawns or make them feel like their life or someone else is in danger by you, you better wear plates.
>>27786974
Two legs, two arms. Humanoid. Some of them were freakish fucking smooth in their movements, some of them seemed to have problems getting their shit together. I watched one hit a tree full sprint, would have died laughing if not in fear for my skin.
When they started staring at me, a few of them tilted their heads as if they were examining me.
Their legs seemed oddly straight, never really got a clear look at their ankles mind you.
>>27786971
skinwalker disinfo agent pls
everyone knows that a sustained rate of fire and high velocity rounds are mandatory when going up against the beast
>>27786885
>medicine man circuit
I used to party with those dudes all the time.
i don't believe in the wendigo, but fuck i fear it.
>>27787017
>legs seemed oddly straight
Straight like humanoid, or straight like stilts?
I'm just trying to get a picture of what was hunting you. I'd say they were just fucking with you all cat and mouse, but by that logic they should have retreated after you discharged.
>>27786971
>skinwalker please
>>27787054
Nearly stilt-level. Just a wee bit of bend to them. Like, If I stand up and push my knees backwards, that pretty much sums up what their legs looked like.
>>27786974
fuck this monster and fuck its stupidly large hitbox in mhfu
>>27787051
i would love to walk through that cutting icy wind dress in full overwhites wielding a molotov cocktail its flaming fuse creating a dull orange glow reflected by the whipping snow in the air. I would march my lonely advance toward the boldest of the beasts. it remains motionless in the road eyes fixed on me. The bloody carcass of its recent victim gripped in its claws. I would cock back my arm and with a guttural yell i would release the flaming bottle.
>>27787038
Did Thaddeus Shits-In-Lake die of that fey curse yet, or did it just turn him into a chicken?
>>27787123
You would turn tail and run dick tucked between your legs, you ain't foolin anyone
>>27787081
Ick. Good thing you made it the hell out of there. Much closer encounter than what I've had.
>>27787099
Just play 4U fag it's good. Most all the hitboxes are better, though Khezu is still an annoying fuck.
>>27787129
it just took out a sedan. look at the size of its legs it would close in on in the first couple strides. fight or flight man if you cant run you better attack that mother fucker.
>>27785617
>tfw you will never hunt down goatman with your squad of close pals armed with nothing but nuggets and skses
>>27785777
>Strings attached to triggers.
Uh oh, looks like old Moe has violated the NFA
>>27787283
>"alright all 9 of us made it out! mission accomplished!"
>squad has always been 8 members
>>27787344
Hahaha that made my fucking night
>>27787332
Only if it actually works.
>>27787051
>wendigo,
WE SHALL KNOW NO FEAR.
>>27786971
>Fritos for toenails...
Only one acceptable weapon for this kinda job, boys.
>>27787634
i had a gun based off the same principle in deadlands d20 campaign. I was playing a stage-coat robber turned sheriff. I basically took five points in enemy (which means that like a nation or the predator or something on that level is trying to kill you) so i could have a five in personal item. I got a single action pistol that had Norse ruins all over it and only a single bullet. (that was rumored to be part of a set that could kill anything) but the pistol also fired straight 45 long colt so i just killed mother fuckers with that.
>tfw no /k/x/tg/ game night
Have K invented any cryptid?
also, wendigo is more of a central canada thing. It doesnt have a body of its own, it possesses humans and makes them shitty
Now that I think of it. Someone here has killed a wendigo
>>27786865
>>27786889
2 football fields is 200 yards not meters. Story is made up cos he didn't correct you.
>>27787634
Get the one with the top strap.
While these old Black powder wheel guns lack power compared to modern guns, the ease of making..."Specialty" rounds cannot be ignored.
>>27785617
>Louisiana
>no Rougarou
>>27787810
There's a chance that 175/200 was a rough number as well. Hard to judge shit exactly out in the wild.
>>27787860
the last one died several years ago.
Chupacabras is nothing more than an invention from the Mexican government to fuck the country and stole millions from the people
>>27787593
Nice swiss hatchet, looks reground what angle did you use?
>>27786429
>>27786576
I mean, he's right. Unless they're just not around my areas, they don't exist.
>>27786971
>not using large rifle rounds to punch through dense sasquatch fur, skin, and bone
>pic related
>>27786738
>>27786823
You had your first isolation hallucination, congrats.
>>27786832
Too bad the Mogollon Monster doesn't exist. I go camping alone up there for 2 weeks at a time a few times a year. Never seen anything spoopy aside from the occasional mountain lion, which are spooky enough on their own.
>>27785617
Fucking Michigan Dogman not on here
or the Fucking Gnome creature from New Orleans
Or the Red Dwarf of Detroit.
Or any of the various witches.
What is this shit.
Weak.
>>27786641
Nah the dead sniper in enemy at the gates wasn't a skeleton; there's virtually no way he could have been sitting there long enough to have fully decayed like that. It's from something else.
>>27786834
wut casino? I live right next to mecalaro. 2spooky
>>27787772
bizmakeech
>>27787772
There was a movie on Netflix like 4 years ago about a wendigo it took place on Drummond island.
Sorry I'm currently at work, but what is the difference between the Wendigo's and skin walkers?
White Ash bullet to kill the skin walkers, is it "white ash" as in the wood, or is it "white ash" as in white ash from a bombfire?
>>27788462
Isleta Resort, I was heading south on I25, from Albuquerque of course.
I've lived near Louisville all my life and have never heard of the Pope Lick Monster.
>tfw live near Tahoe
Would torpedoes work on a cryptid?
>>27788586
Frostbiter is what it was called! If you like shitty old horror movies you will love it.
I've thought about mixing silver, rock salt, and white ash together. Adding it all to a little bit of wax and making 12ga slugs for my trench gun.
Any ideas for improvement for anti-spook shells?
>>27788825
Take the slugs and have them blessed by your local bishop or cursed by your local satanic mage
>>27788382
Been into the woods hundreds of times. Never saw anything like that.
Bears, yotes, etc, sure, seen em' all.
I've never smoked pot, never drank much either.
So, quite frankly, I'm gonna stick with the fact that what I saw was real. Fucked up, terrible, but real.
>>27788825
Holy water
>>27785617
Ogopogo friendly as fuck.
Yes, but how do I defend against This Man?
>>27786554
You sure are one crazy nigger
>>27788712
>86554
I don't think Tahoe Tessie has ever hurt anybody you faggot. Leave her alone.
>>27786823
Are you sure this was a forest cause this sounds like the average wednesday in Detroit
>>27788867
>ran self to near death
>stops, kneels, and lands heads hots
K, I totally believe you
>>27788954
by never sleeping
>>27785617
>>27786832
There's been mention of Wendigos but these maps don't show their location.
Where is their territory?
>>27789031
Great lakes area to north east canada
>>27789023
Fluke shot, not skill. Took about two seconds to aim before I took the shot, waited until I wasn't breathing. Didn't expect to land it.
Also, I'm not in poor health. I've got decent stamina and I go for hikes/runs as much as I can. My sway wasn't totally fucked, but it wasn't like my arms were spaghetti in the wind.
>>27787131
>than Ive had
Ooh another story?
Yo, do you guys think any cryptids ever fought each other? Like has a skin walker and wendingo ever gone full fisticuffs on each other or have ayy lmaos ever abducted Sasquatch
>>27789114
Probably, that's like saying do you think a dog has ever torn a cat to shit. Evil might not like evil, mate.
>>27789126
I propose a new type of green text
Instead of spoopy creatures vs scared humans how bout spoopy creature vs spoopy creatures
If anyone has experiences or is a good writer please share
>>27789143
Yeah if somebody is a good writer do one of these.
>>27786124
>>27786590
Quebec here. Go on.
>>27786605
Jesus you survived the '95 Christmas party? That thing was a mess.
>>27785617
>jersey fag reporting in
Just stay the fuck out of the pine barrens. Nothing out that way but mile after mile of dead trees and marsh.
Went swimming with my brother one time and the river suddenly filled with snakes. Not a few here and there, I'm talking bed to bed out of nowhere a snake every god damn foot. Strangest thing I've ever seen.
>>27788617
Its the white ash (coals) from a white ash (tree)
>>27789277
See
>>27786738
>>27786823
My story.
>>27786738
>>27786823
Tabarnak...
>>27789403
This is very important.
Did you eat any of the following on your hike?
>roots
>fungi
>amphibians
>leafs
>>27789423
Had two eggs, some ham for breakfast.
Nothing but water and some generic trailmix for my hike. Have had that trailmix before, can say I never tripped massive balls from it.
Also, you lick amphibians mate, you don't eat the poor things.
>>27786865
It's surprising how far sound carries in the forest when all is still and quiet.
>>27789365
Mah keked nigga. I actually like it there, quite and no one goes because in the summer it's a fucking mosquito infested hellhole and in the winter it's a wet and muddy hellhole but I love just being alone in the woods and the fog and bare trees are beautiful.
>>27785807
>I want to exterminate the ones with a thirst for human blood.
they are not even that rare. use this pic as reference
>>27786971
Those fucking disgusting talons are the greatest evil the world has ever known.
>>27785617
>>27786832
Can you fuck any of these? Are they capable of taking the form of an attractive humanoid female with varying degrees of monster features?
>Be Arizona Bro
>Live in fucking Yuma
>Literally nothing to do here
>Finally get vacation time from work
>Decide to displacement camp near the Mogollon Rim
>Had done displacement camping before in the desert during winter, just wanted to try something new
>Grabbed AR headed innawoods
>Set up camp a little south of Williams
>Had two weeks of vacation time
>Was going to spend a week in the woods
>Spend the rest of the afternoon setting up camp
>First night was very nice
>Wasn't too hot or too cold
>Had some beans for dinner and was nice and cozy in my make shift hammock/tent combo
>Slept like a baby
>Next morning
>Had some breakfast and decided to explore the Rim
>Marked camp on GPS and headed out
>Had old USGI bandoleer with seven 20rd magazines in it
>Camelbak and some protein bars and I was set
>Headed out
>Did some 'sploran
>Nothing really interesting for anyone who lives there
>But for someone who had to deal with SAND AND MORE SAND most of their lives it was lovely
>Saw some animals
>Lots of trees
>Eventually made my way back to camp
>Same thing
>More beans and a cozy sleep
>That night
>Get woken up
>Fire still going somewhat so it hasn't been too long
>Deer or Elk must be fucking around
>Sure hope it's not a cougar
>Sleep with rifle so already set
>Pop safety off
>Peak
>Nigga wat
>It looks like bigfoot
>But older
>He's kinda just fuckin' about my camp
>Don't move a muscle
>Just observe
>He fiddles with some of my gear
>Grabbed a can of my beans
>Bites the fucking can
>Jaws were powerful enough that he bit clean through it
>Wasn't expecting actual beans so it freaked out at the wet and beanie part
>Decided he liked it
>Drank that shit quick
>Nigga that was my food, the fuck bro
>Eventually he walks back into the forest
>Sweating bullets
>Fall asleep after re-safetying rifle three hours later
>Wake up
>Camp is partially rekt
>Footprints all over
>Clean up
>Try to forget about this thing eating my god damned beans
Cont.
>>27785617
Lake Tahoe here.
Tahoe Tessie is unknown to the locals now. No longer is Tessie talked about. It's sad, we have one of the deepest lakes in the world. No oxygen at the bottom of it.
>>27788825
garlic, holy water, wood spikes, have a priest bless the gun and ammo
>>27789143
i purpose that you not say "spoopy" like a 12 year old fucking kid
>>27789618
Yes, a skinwalker will usually appear as an innocent attractive woman.
>>27789655
I thought mcnig only fucked Asians.
>>27789650
>purpose
>>27789619
>Decide to put it out of my mind
>Big thing was just curious, at least it wasn't a fucking cougar
>Head out again
>Constantly observing my environment this time
>See a lot of foot prints
>I must have set up camp in his stomping grounds
>That explains why he was checking out my camp
>It's about 2 in the afternoon so I decide to break for lunch
>Which mean climbing a tree and having a couple of protein bars and water
>Maybe about 20ft up
>Relaxing
>Something moves in the distance
>Oh shit
>It's him again
>Looks like he's foraging
>Sees something on an adjacent tree
>Grabs it
>He's lightening fast
>He has a squirrel
>Looks at it
>Bites it in half
>Shit bricks and go defcon 1
>Safety off but don't move
>He finishes the rest of squirrel bro
>Makes his way towards me, but hasn't noticed me yet
>Asshole puckers so tight a diamond might pop out
>Comes to my fucking tree
>FUCK
>Hand on rifle, he still hasn't noticed
>Standing at the base of my tree sniffing
>Looks up
>Eye contact
>Time fucking stops and I get a good look at the thing
>He's about 8.5ft tall, his face is bare and has big brown eyes
>His face has deep lines and wrinkles and looks heavy
>His fur is brown but is graying in some areas
>He is clearly very old
>Pls no kill
The best defence against these spooky innawoods monsters is literally a video camera.
have a video camera handy and you'll never ever see anything
>>27789673
Ahh sorry about that. This is what would appear to him, followed by a stern raping with a demon phallus.
>>27789619
>>27789681
>If we just look at each other for a while
>There's still protein bar in my mouth half chewed
>Have a spare
>Slowly pull it from my pocket while not breaking eye contact
>Start to unwrap it
>The crinkling of the packaging spooks him and he backs off a bit
>Have fully unwrapped fudge protein bar
>Slowly extend arm to offer it
>After what feels like years his gigantic arm reaches for it and takes it
>Sniffs it and eats it in one bite
>Looks at me again, huffs and lumbers off North of my camp
>Unclench asshole
>After 45 minutes climb down and head back to camp
>Never actually see him for the remainder of my camping
>Always would hear odd noises
>Like huffing or twigs snapping oddly, or a brown/gray shape out of the corner of my eye only to be gone when I'd look that way
>Eventually go home
>Turns out I had an encounter with the Mogollon Monster
>Don't tell anyone about this
>mfw I had a legitimate human/cryptic encounter that wasn't maximum spooky
>probably going to go camp the same spot in the Spring to see if he's still around
>Will bring more beans and bars next time
>Hopefully I won't get killed.
>A little voice in my head hopes he hasn't died of old age yet
>Will report with findings around April hopefully
>>27789655
Will she be asian if requested? Will it/she have that nasty blood/copper smell while in humanoid female form? Also how to incapacitate a skinwalker so that it holds its female form while unconscious?
>>27789683
>ooops
>>27789695
Ok listen closely, you'll be able to identify a skinwalker by its pinecone/rain scent.
To keep it in its human form you need to prevent it from letting out it's war cry. The war cry is what makes it transform.
>>27789696
okay yeah that's different...
I'm talking about /x/ tier shit.
>evil aliens
>goat men
>skin walker
>big foot
>mythical beasts
a video camera will make all these vanish. They won't even bother you. I always go camping with a video camera and you know what? not even one spooky story.
>>27789675
fuck off, its 3am
>>27785617
Alberta here.
Rats are our Cryptid. Seriously- the gov't breaks out the guns and poison at the slightest whiff of large rodent.
>>27789434
Tell that to the unnaground fags.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hr3NWCPO82U
From earlier in the thread
>>27789715
Or they'll destroy the camera to keep their activities secret.
>>27787124
Aw man he fucked with the Fae and walked away? Guy must be one badass SOB.
99.99999% of the time you just never see the person again.
I heard a story from the czech republic where some guy ACTUALLY TOOK A SWING at one of the FAE, true to form they played fuck fuck games with the group for a while and let one guy get away to tell the story. Pissed em off so bad they actually initiated a time slip just to draw thier murder party out longer.
Tips for fae
1: dont fucking meet the fae
2: if you meet the fae, be polite
3: dont accept or offer gifts to the fae, they dont have gifts, only a debt exchange system. You REALLY do not want to owe the fae a favor.
4: do not attempt to have sex with the fae. Especially if they offer it to you.
5: if they smile mischieviously and offer to lead you out of the woods dont be that dumbass who goes"but im not lost" you are now. They will probably offer to do so in exchange for something you have on you that you deem valuable. (Your gun, or maybe just all your ammo, or your expensive watch, maybe something retarded like all the pennies dated 1980-1995 in your pocket) they dont really want it, they just like playing games. If you comply and give it to them (your gun wont save you anyways, just give it up if asked) theyll lead you along a perfectly simple mundane walk back to your orgin point. If you refuse theyll laugh at you because now the hunt is on. Somebody will find your skull on accident 15 years later
Honestly the fae have more rules than any one human can remember. Just dont fuck with them. To them were bellowing down syndrome children and they take great sport in devising elaborate poetic justice based off of thier laws and customs where another idiot human blundered along into thier trap and literally purchased thier own brutal mutilation/disapppurchas out of ignorance.
>>27789757
I've got that covered... print out the wifi icon and stick it on and stick a tactical aerial on the camera.
They will think it's live streaming.
>>27789772
Or
>Dragons breath with iron shot in it.
>Burn the fucking forest down.
>Last resort get stabby
>>27789774
>not knowing that cryptids interfere with electronics
Son I sure hope you do your studying before you walk innawoods
>>27789795
See >>27789793
>Ghostbuster shells
>Start with dragons breath
>Take contents and pour into a 3" shell
>Add white ash, silver and iron buckshot, your choice of topping
>>27789793
>>27789793
yeah, this is true, iron really fucks em up, probably wont permanantly kill em but it will make em run off for a while.
The only problem with the Fae is thier goddamned glamour/mind tricks. You might think you just blew the bitch's head off and youre busy shanking the torso for good measure when you hear laughter behind you and realise youre just stabbing a rotten log with a stick because you tossed your gun and knife in a lake an hour ago.
The only real way to permanantly kill them is habitat destruction since they seem to be more of a manifestation of the area than an actual living breathing entity.
Ive actually heard the theory that they are really just a psychic projection and arent even there physically, they just fuck with yer senses to make you think they are and iron just works because people believe it does.
Not gonna test it though.
>>27789832
So >>27789815 + forest fire = victory?
This shit belongs on /X/
>>27789876
Yer mom belongs on /x/......
But no, you are correct. What amazes me is how gun control debate threads get deleted but people can sit around and play pretend about about fighting imaginary creatures.
>swamp ape in florida
>cryptid
I've seen plenty of them, they're called niggers
What about Mexicans
>>27789630
Has it really been forgotten? I went to one of the high schools there only about 5 years ago and some kids were joking about making it the mascot on a poll.
Back on topic, have any lake monsters ever been a threat to warrant killing? There aren't many stories about them sinking boats or killing people, just being chill dinosaurs.
>>27789693
Take some pics if possible? Even if not of the monster just the campsite and stuff if it gets rekt again etc. Id really like to see what happens when you go back.
>>27789619
Man, I go up there for a couple weeks at a time and I haven't ever seen anything like that. Where on the rim were you? I usually go either a few miles west or north of Knoll Lake, after catching a couple fish for the first two days.
>>27785617
>Iliamna
Drain lake around it, watch it struggle to be terrifying with no natural habitat the stupid faggy cunt
>shuswaggi
Such a hilariously stupid name why would I even be scared? Pour bleach into the lake go home and wait for it to go blind, go back laugh at it some more for that stupid name.
>Batsquatch
Are you serious? Batsquatch? What kind of moronic dicksplitting mad scientist made this shit? He's half bat for crying out loud just wait until day light, sneak in and fuck with his fur, shavecrandom patches off, spray paint dicks everywhere I'm his cave, show him he's not even worth killing.
>Sasquatch
98% hair. Sneak into his cave while he's sleeping, use your sisters straighteners to make him look like a fucking pansy, he'll end up killing himself when all the woodland creatures call him an emo fag
>Tessie
Not even worth fucking worrying about. Take a shit in his lake, give him the finger from the shoreline.
>Ogopogo
Look at that fucking unnecessarily long neck. Evolution dicked you over pal. I'm tying a breeze block to your head you stupid cunt until you end up a penniless derelict from paying out for medical bills for spine realignment.
>Sharlie
Lol this prick renamed himself "Sharlie" after Charlie Sheen thinking it made him sound cool. Yeah right nice deformed hump you cocksickle.
>Mogollan Monster
That's a fucking chimpanzee. I'll tranqulise the little shit and sell him to NASA. Nice job evolving into something worthwhile there sit for brains.
>>27790595
>>27785617
>Bear lake Monster
I'll leave it for the bears to take care of.
>Skinwalker
Look at that atrophied body and fucking slit eyes. Yeah right mate, I can probably walk faster than you can sprint you knobbly knee-ed sack of crab meat.
>Chupacabra
This weak jawed moron only sucks goats blood. Helllooooooo paging doctor faggot? You can eat them as well you fucking spaz. 3/10 you managed to scare some Mexicans we're all very impressed.
>Thunderbird
Named after a SciFi puppet show. Yeah good one. I'll saddle you and ride you to mount doom.
>Frogman
HAAAAA! Half man, half frog, all fucking pussy. What are you? Four foot tall pal? Fucking manlets you make me sick, I'll smear your frogspawn all over my body and rape your frog wife while youre tied to a chair then I'll shit on your lilypad
>Wendigo
Just look at yourself in the mirror pal. Look at your shitty gangly goofy anorexic limbs. What could you possibly do to me? Give me a hand shandy while I'm standing on a step ladder? Go home and lift some more you freak of nature
>Dover demon
LMAOing at your life you Nancy little dildo.
I'll put a fucking washing basket over you and charge the neighbourhood kids to come and poke you with sticks. I'll let you go when you've paid off my mortgage you wimoy little semen demon.
>Oklahoma Octopus
Probably the only worth adversary on this goddamn list and yet I aint even breaking a sweat, what's the land agility of an Octopus? Fuck all that's what, your tentacle suckers will make for a nice handjob though sweetheart shhhhhh no it's okay just let it happen you 8 legged whore
>>27785617
Silver wounds wendigo, fire/consecrated items deter them.
To actually kill one requires the ol' heart-staberoony with a silver stake; seal every piece of the heart in a silver box & bury it in consecrated soil.
Dismember the corpse with a silver-plated axe, salt the meaty chunks, burn them & scatter the ashes in four separate remote locations.
Of course, it all sounds very well & good, but it's a fucking stupid thing to even attempt.
>>27789715
>I always go camping with a video camera and you know what? not even one spooky story.
I never go camping with a camera and you know what? not even one spooky story. Either cryptids don't exist, or they like me because I scare off people who are dicks to nature.
>>27790595
>use your sisters straighteners to make him look like a fucking pansy
Actually lold
That should be on that jack links commercial messin with Sasquatch
>>27786675
Or drain it....
"Oooooo look at me I'm a big scary swimming thing"
Yeah where is your habitat now cunt.
Man wins again.
Man always wins.
You know what always makes me laugh it off over these critters? Logic.
Scientists can say "oh we think a critically endangered sturgeon lives around here" catch it, tag it, and let it go.
But not a 40 foot long lake monster? Huh. Almost like it doesnt exist.
Bigfoot? We can find the last grizzly bear or wolf in the state for study, but not an 8 foot tall hairy man beast?
Also somehow every singe photo is grainy as fuck and every other piece of "evidence" turns out to be dog fur or plaster casts of deliberately altered bear pawprints submitted to the discovery channel by some wild eyed redneck who wants to be on TV.
There are no longer vast tracts of uncharted wilderness in the lower 48, every piece of land has a road or trail or is acessible by people. These things couldnt live in sustainable breeding groups without being caught.
The closest thing to "cryptids" i believe in is when somebody claims to have spotted a jaguar in the southwest because
A) they actually exist
B) that actually used to be thier habitat before sub divisions, ranches, and walmarts got built over all of thier hunting grounds. so its remotely possible 1 or 2 might still wander up from mexico on occaision.
>>27789016
Underrated
>>27785617
REEEEEEEEEEEE! You niggers leave frog man alone! All frog man do is give humans love and gift them danke memes. Please no bully frog man.
>>27786388
CIDF pls go
>>27785617
Well m8.
Wendigos are bullet proof. >Until dawn faggot, prove me wrong.
Frogman is actually pepe.
Swamp Apes are just escaped pet apes
>Sharlie. Is from Idaho, never head of Sharlie.
Batsquatch is an SJW, you know what to do.
Skinwalker is your average liberal.
The Dover Demon is a grey alien apparently.
That's all you need.
>>27790976
Don't forget the ceolecanth. It was thought to have gone extinct but then there were siggtings, which led to one being caught. I think they're being bred now
>>27791111
And its all of 3 feet long in an entire fucking ocean and they tracked it down.
Or the giant squid. We knew they were real because carcases would watch up on beaches, wed just never seen one alive before a little while ago.
So youd think somebody could find a skull or a partially decomposed body or something that didnt turn out to be something else we already know about.
>>27786613
This.
You would have to be thick as pig-shit to mosey on into the cursed land a Windigo walks with the intention of hunting it.
>>27791269
I thought that natives idea of wendigos were just people that cracked during famines and ate dead bodies, but kept doing it even though the famine was over.
Then Supernatural comes out and the internet gets a hold of some meme fuel and its gotta be this spooky (totally not a zombie/vampire/bigfoot mashup guise, srsly!!!) Type critter.
I think the natives concept of some emaciated psycho who kidnaps and eats his neighbors even though the winter famine is over concept is a lot more blood chilling than this cartoony slender man knockoff bullshit.
>>27790646
>>27790595
Ignore this "guy", he's just a skinwalker trying to fool us into a false sense of security. He wants to lure us into the woods
>>27791306
The true wendiho is a possesing spirit that tempts you to cannibalism. Wendigo psychosis pretty much ended after ww2 when the improved road networks meant year round food availability.
>>27791330
>wendigo psychosis
So that was a legit phenomenona?
>>27785617
a nice blankie should keep the monsters under your bed away
>>27790067
>imaginary
I hope for your sake you never run across a wampus cat
>>27791347
Yes. One of the last recorded cases occurred near where i currently am.
The Salteau tribe were known to have healing rituals to drive out the spirit. The host was often killed as part of the ritual to stone for their crimes. Last healer to do the ritual was hung for murder.
>>27791347
Yeah, it was a cultural thing endemic to a certain region of canada where it was believed that if you resorted to canibalism it was better to die than eat another humans body because they believed it turned you into a wendigo (wendigo is basically local dialect for cannibal just with shamanic/superstitious connotations)
They believed if you ate human flesh you wouldnt be able to stop, apparently there were confirmed cases of people eating thier families despite help being a short ways away or not yet being in/ having akready survived a starvation scenario.
They had shamans whose job it was to euthanize such people. They also provided euthanasia for the terminally ill or very very old who requested it.
Well they did until the mounties rode in and hung all the shamans because western society considered it murder.
The last wendigo hunter was this fella. guy by the name of jack fiddler, hung himself before the mounties could.
>>27786971
You won't trick me Skinwalker
Wendigo VS Skinwalker? Which one is spoopier?
>>27785617
>thunderbird
>not in Pacific Northwest
u wot m8?
>>27791503
Hello fellow humans. I was just busy doing human things like wearing shoes and bleeding a lot when I noticed this thread on another huma-..... i mean my.... cell phone?.... yes. Cellphone.
Anyways, yee naaldlooshii..... i mean skin walkers are totally harmless. I hear theyre pretty cool to hang out with if you go for long walks in the woods alone after dark! Remember to go unarmed because we, i mean they are just as afraid of you!!!!
>>27790976
A lot of it is hallucinations caused by isolation, electromagnetic radiation, and particle radiation. All of which depends a lot on location, and, yes, hallucinations can be the same for multiple people.
>>27791484
But isnt it really safe to eat human flesh as long as you keep yourself just to the muscles?
>>27791330
That meshes with the stories I've been told.
Desperate people tempted to commit ghastly crimes by demonic spirits. The longer it goes on the stronger the demon gets.
I've always been told that even though the Windigo had been driven out, that the crimes left a taint on the land itself.
The lingering influence of demonic crimes causing misfortune to the unwary tresspasser was the threat a Windigo posed.
Of course this is all folklore, and probably passed around to keep people away from illicit stills or grow-ops.
That being said, I ain't going out looking for trouble on land I've been warned away from.
>>27785617
Shouldn't you be posting this faggotry on /x/?
>>27789618
For fuck's sake, /K/
>>27791541
The wendingo is strong enough to snap a telephone pole in half with 1 swing of its arm.
>>27791605
Scientists and antropologists dont think it was an actual "disease" in the standard sense so much as a "culture bound mental illness" somewhat similar to other tribal groups (viking battle rage or berserking, maylay "amok" a blood frenzy where a warrior slaughters friend, family, and foe alike and various fainting sicknesses throughout multiple cultures, in europe women actually used to convince themselves that they had "caught the madness" from another woman and hysteria epidemics would sweep entire cities with the entire female populations dancing wildly, laughing, or shrieking) it wasnt a pathogen or real madness, or if it was a mental illness it took the form the person had been taught to believe in.
Essentially its possible for heavily enculturated belief to cause symptoms that match or are similar to the ones from some sort of legend or myth.
Kinda like the placebo effect.
>>27791663
The skin walker would just transmorgify into a bigger wendigo.
Second New Mexibro. I'm from the Southern part of the state so I'd delt with my fair share of Goatsuckers
honestly just treat them like large varmint and you're fine. they rarely hunt in packs and if they do it's mama cabra and her pups. Aim for the torso and let it rip. just don't let the damn things within running distance.
Noise works well and horses will spook them away if food isn't an issue.
they are weird looking, big hairless canines but that shit about the spines and green skin was invented to scare gringos. you'll know youre dealing with them and not Coyote or Foxes by their howl it's deeper sounds like a human doing a good howl but thats about it. just be smart put your food up and keep fires lit. it's getting colder so they are gonna start moving back across the border soon. mid spring they breed and start moving back up here.
>>27785617
swamp ape is pretty chill
>>27791702
doesn't the skinwalker need to kill a wendigo first before it can assume its form?
>>27786618
eurokek plz
>>27785617
This map is clearly off. Nevada is full of aliens (mexican and Ayy LMAOs), skinwalkers, goatmen, drunken indians selling me awesome fireworks and yet none are listed on your map.
>>27791311
No really I'm definitely not humans are top of the food chain I swear
>>27785617
>no badgerman
The only thing that makes me more mad is the fact that i dont have a greentext to post because im on my phone
>>27785617
What happened to the /k/ and /x/ cryptif hunt from a couple years ago?
I mean I assume no one got anything but were there any spoopy stories or did any /x/philes die?
>>27791904
They all died, we don't like to talk about it.
>>27786957
>oregon
Ayyyy where do you go looking for him?
Im from down south on the I-5 and have heard some weird shit while camping in gasquet, ca
Look up keseberg from the Donner party if you want to see a good account of aa wendigo spirit.
>>27786940
Hey, mind if i speak with you in some way?
I plan on doing some innawoods expeditions, mostly scouting for the paranormal. Do you have an FJ account or somewhere else can speak? or you know, telling me to fuck off is fine too.
>>27786975
I feel like samsquatch would be a libertarian.
>>27787877
No I'm pretty sure he heard one simultaneously at 175 and 200 meters
>>27792858
Makes sense actually, multiple overlapping sounds would sound like a single branch snapping, creating a louder sound.
>>27792425
I've read dozens of accounts of that story and the obscene depths of human misery never fail to disturb me.
Foster and Eddy finally arrived at Truckee Lake on March 14, where they found their children dead.
>"Keseberg told Eddy that he had eaten the remains of Eddy's son, and Eddy swore to murder Keseberg if they ever met in California."
One of the more tame events that transpired.
>>27792425
"Keseberg said he put a blanket around her and told her to start out in the morning, but she died during the night. The salvage party were suspicious of Keseberg's story, and found a pot full of human flesh in the cabin along with George Donner's pistols, jewelry, and $250 in gold. They threatened to lynch Keseberg, who confessed that he had cached $273 of the Donners' money, at Tamsen's suggestion, so that it could one day benefit her children."
Guy lied to avoid lynching. He was killing and eating members of the party and caching thier valuables for when he could get back to civilization.
Fuck cryptids, humans are the most fucking terrifying creatures.
Think of native americans after a harsh winter, they go to a neighboring camp to see if neighbor jumping horse survived. They find nothing but gnawed bones and one insane emaciated survivor who used to be jumping bear gnawing on a childs arm.
No human mind wants to admit that we are capable of something like that, not even a stone age tribal. Of course theyd try to explain it as best they could.
"Jumping bear became windigo, had to kill him, he was posessed by evil"
>>27786318
>>27786435
>>27786641
>>27788453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L05cm-cu8Ho
Irish short film: The Silent City
>>27786709
>implying a snipe hunt counts
>>27791723
wait wait wait... are you serious?! They actually fucking exist!? Take a fucking picture or something, holy crap I wanna see that shit. I got bitcoins, I'll pay you if you have a real fucking picture.
>>27789319
>>27786605
>the '95 christmas party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuyck-j-QAI
>>27789365
i've lived in jersey my whole life and have never been to the pine barrens
i should really go sometime
>>27785652
skinwalker detected
>>27785617
>attacking Mothman
>your savior
Mothman is bro-tier. Leave him alone. He heralds disaster for all who would listen.
>>27785617
listening to VIP Bitch while looking at this pic
Almost geared up for war
>>27793233
>paying with bitcoins
kek
>>27785617
You forgot Mo-Mo on that map
>>27786834
>>27788462
>>27788669
goddammit you fuckers
I live in Ruidoso area when I am not at work. During the workweek I am in Albuquerque.
Do either of you frequent any gun shops in Albuquerque?
>>27789365
Ever been to Ong's Hat?
>>27787699
At least I know I'm not the only one who wants this
>>27786872
Na anon they've all just been blasted already
I really don't understand why you guys are so scared of skinwalkers? I bet 9mm could take down those faggots ha ha.
>>27788713
can anyone explain this picture?
What the fuck happened?
What about that Montana skinwalker hunting camp? How did that turn out?
Need a big weapon for a big animal.
>>27796400
Both Calibers, Omni, and some pawn shops. Look for the tall faggot with a Chinese SKS and a Pokemon hat.
>>27786573
that image is real hot t b h
>>27789111
Nah brah, I'm >>27786834
I have other stories friends told me, but nothing too special.
>>27785617
>>27793126
This pic is way too spooky for my standards
>>27793166
Snipe aren't even in North America...
