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Rock hard. nothing harder than rock. You only throw rock so far!
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Rock hard. nothing harder than rock. You only throw rock so far! No make Better Rock!
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Not based stick
You will never need more than one stick
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>>25727333
shiny rock better than rock

say me wrong berry picker...
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>>25727374
STICK BREAK! STICK NO GOOD
>cheep rock hit hard
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>>25727374
>>25727426
we make rock on stick
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>>25727509
Stony Stark plz.
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>>25727374
>need
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!
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>>25727509
>BrickOnnaStick.jpg
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>>25727509
rock on stick impractical. How swing stick in cave?
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>>25727509
over complicate

rock better
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>>25727333
Primitive humans. Let me guide you. Put the rock on a long stick. You can now stab with sharp stone from further away.

Ayy LmaooamL yyA
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>>25727333
Uggnon, why need so many rock?

You have twig between legs?
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>>25727539
STICK BREAK, ROCK STRONG
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>3000 BC
>Not trade for Heckler & Rock
>most bestest pointy rock on stick made

Heckler and Rock most reliable pointy rock on stick. Make with best stick and best shiny black rock from fire mountain.

You no trade more skins and beads for superior Heckler and Rock, you not serious warrior.
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>>25727531
Cave big enough for bear to swing claws, cave big enough for man to thrust rock on stick into face.
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>>25727580
cost too many

do I look chieftain to you
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>>25727518
this under like cave post
kek for many moon
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>>25727639
Stony Stark built that in cave.
With nothing but stick and stone!
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>not using atlatl
>it like you want to get killed by dark skin tribe
pic related it me atlatl
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>>25727580

>3000BC
>still using rock
>not bronze
>aryan invasion imminent, prepare to be culturally enriched
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Take big rock smash with rock make more small rocks. Use small rock outside cave. Outside cave look nice with lots small rock.
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>>25727553
>>25727535
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What if...stick could launch small stick with pointy rock on it?
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>>25727663
I was raised on rock.
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>>25727656
Rock is best.
Rock perfection©.
Can get rock in many size and shape.
Rock will no throw unless you throw.
Rock aftertrade option many big.

Stick a shit. Only Neanderthal use stick.
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my moms been hooked on rock for almost 20 years, its ruined her whole life. She even got my brother into smokin rock and now his whole family is fucked. Rock is hard as shit
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>be me
>be out hunting
>see fat tribesman wearing grass over loin cloth
>him think he hide from mammoth
>he have many black rock pouch
>he to fat to chase mammoth
>he go back to cave with no meat
>tfw he dies in few moons
fucking cave ninja
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>>25727712

sound like him need cut neckbeard with sharp rock..
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>Wake up from cave one day.
>On hunt find strange rock.
>Look like rock and feel like rock but can see through rock.
>Rocks are learning to hide.
>Keep special rock.
>Later look at rock and notice it make leaf smoke.
>Try to grab leaf and rock burn hand!
>Run far away from rock.
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>>25727749

is just ice stupid

>idiot dark-tribe think ice burn hand
is called cold
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>>25727509
too many bell and whistle, only mammoth hunter need power weapon like this
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why you hold rock instead of hide rock?

hold rock make you first target of rock attack
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>>25727839

hide rock be punish by war god war god say man hide rock is dishonor. Only reason to hide rock is sneakysmacky. You not real man if hide rock
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>>25727853
enjoy supreme gentleugg smash head in first berrypicker
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studies have shown that rock violence has dramatically increased since 24,000 bc.
with the widely available round rock and the creation of baskets, we've seen time and time again where lone actors have just thrown a lot of rocks at dudes. if we don't do something about it now, what are we going to tell our children when they are our age in 3 years?

think about it.
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>>25727856

>try to smash head in
>I smash he head in or he smash my head in, live or go to rockhalla
>berrypicker tries to grab rock out of loincloth, drops pebbles
>not get head bash in because everyone laugh too hard
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>>25727871
rocks no kill people
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>>25727882

sabertooth cat and dire wolf kill people
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>>25727831
If ice burn hand, and fire also burn hand, how you explain how fire make ice run away?
You can't explain that, you the stupid!
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>>25727888
U no understand. Is feels like burn but is not. You burn hand with fire, hand stay burn. You freeze hand with ice, hand no stay freeze. Hand become warm before you get hungry.

Trust me, me has Shaman degree in healing from Rockville Cave of Wisdom, is know what is talking about.
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Any good suggestion on a good stick that is good but not black?

black stick scare youngling and their mama

Also, said stick must have rail so can attach vertical grip for handling in tight space
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>>25728042
>Shaman.
Also known as berrypicker who spend too much bone on berry picking.
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>>25727376
Nyet, rock good enough, no need shine. What need shine rock? Shine rock for gatherers petend at hunter.

/wallpainting
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>>25728042
rock scenario still stands.
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>>25728140
You is laugh now, but wait until you hit by rock. Then you is come cry for healing to me.
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>>25728171
I never get hit with rock, cave is rock free zone.
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>>25728177
grugg paint no rock symbol in cave you cannot bring rock! this is how no rock cave work ugg
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>>25728201
YOU NOT NEED ROCK!
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>>25728177
>is imply black skin tribe is care about rock free zone
Is you of serious?

Also
>is make fun of berrypickers
>is imply berrypickers be useless
>is admit of stay in cave all day
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>>25728209
is not stone carving of need, is stone carving of right. Go be eaten by sabertooth, black skin.
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>>25728201
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>>25728177
Don't tell me you only eat grass and weed?

typical conifer hugger
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Need help fellow uggnons, painting related eat all berries. How make kill?
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>>25728238
sorry ugg no rock cave cannot hit me with rock
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>>25728249
Throw with pebbles Throwing placement is all you need
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Uncle Ugg say no need bad rock. Just get double stick. Wave it in air at enemy.
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>>25728260
it no assault rock it hunt rock
hu?
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>>25728278
Last time I take wisdom from this cave wall
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>>25727831
How cold make fire, dark skin? You probably hit head with stick many times. Make stupid.
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>>25727686
But rock fall apart in hands and hurt!
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>>25728339
Ice is very cold water.
Sun make ice warmer.
Then is water.
But only on outside.
Inside still cold.
But sun also make water warm. Smoke was no smoke at all but very warm water. Very warm water is fly and look like smoke.
So it only make look leaf smoke.
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>>25728339
Stick make fire better than rock
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>using unnatural sticks and sones
>not killing beast with parts of beasts family you have already killed

Enjoy angering totem of beast until cave mate dies in child birth
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>>25728379
How ice cold and warm at same time? When leave ice in sun, all ice become water before water fly.
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>>25728278
You many stupid. Pebbles no have penetration.
Need large rock and much wit
stupid like you should stay in cave

>>25728249
Take from me uggnon. Rock size of head is need.
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homo erectus steal my twig
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"back in my day we had a rock, two sticks and a rock for a whole platoon! And we had to share the rock."
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