Post /k/ related humor. Dumping some to start the thread
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I'm done
thread blows
>>25539519
>Mexico
Is Mexico like a modern day Feudal Japan where the ruling class's servants go around murdering peasants for insults and fun?
>>25539537
Fuck I hope so.
>>25539545
Oh I forgot to add the part:
"*defenseless peasants"
>>25539474
Every goddamn time.
Also, don't wanna start a thread for this so i'll ask here. What do you guys think about demolition ranch?
Keks incoming
https://youtu.be/TrQTvyuFw7I?t=1013
>>25539656
Fuck, forgot to add it's at about the 16:50 mark
>>25539656
>K_raps.webm
Someone make it so. I'm on my phone.
>>25539656
Well, apparently some /k/ommandos do have some ability to be in public. Who knew?
>>25539656
Jesus, that last guy.
>>25539656
>"Sup y'all it's Kris's Vector"
>>25539673
>>25539656
>mfw newfags don't know about Whiskey Hotel
>>25539977
I just don't typically listen to African beat poetry sessions.
>>25539977
>says mfw
>doesn't post a face
>calls people newfags
>>25539985
>not listening to cis white opression sound of compression
>>25539993
>implying it doesn't mean
>MotherFucking Wankers
>no face needed
>>25539656
>Kriss Vector
>>25540093
>motherfucking wankers newfags
Yeah, go home.
>>25539993
>meme instructions
>>25539656
>>25539656
ahahahhahahahaahahh kriss vector kills it fam
>>25540443
>fam
Why is this nigger shit spreading? Stop doing that. We're not your family Tyrone.
>>25540420
more like
>abbreviation meanings
>>25540451
What does it even mean?
>>25540483
fam is short for family. not sure why jamal used it.
>>25540492
We're all brothers and sisters in the family of humanity. I love you, buddy.
>>25540482
Seriously, I don't need him to post a pic. I can perfectly see the kind of face he implies he's doing.
>>25540504
I'm very happy for you. I love you.
>>25539656
I've been looking for this, thank you based anon
>>25540542
love you too bby
>>25540422
That muzzle jiggles as much as Eric's flabby arms.
>>25540551
Every time.
>>25539042
kek
>>25541133
Lewd
>>25541133
My pee pee went hard. The moment I fap to something like this i'll consider myself a true /k/ommando.
>>25539656
And he's the only one not wearing hoodies and stupid hats like the tryhards next to him.
>>25539656
>LIKE A BLASTOISE
>>25539042
In 2012, M00t got really tired of /k. Besides being easy to troll, he kept returning to the feeling that /k was a legal liability (yes worse than /b). Also, he thought we were just too crazy.
In a secret auction, the rights to manage and moderate /k were sold to b00f.
Since then, you can see your own posts but every other post is written by b00f between gun sales. b00f has a LOT of free time.
>>25541133
I wish my dick was thin enough to fit that AK stock's accesory case slot.
>>25542071
>things that will never happen
This makes me miserable, sad and dejected
>>25542078
...and so begins another epic thread of how /k/ got a dick stuck inside a gun...again
>>25539474
why is it reversed
>>25542071
So, does that mean you A.K.A. b00f decided to tell me ?
>>25542129
It's really not.
>>25542119
>mfw dick thin enough to not get stuck in places
>>25542119
To be fair, the frequency is broken up intermittently by pasta about shitting into a receiver.
>>25539656
yessssss lol
>>25539656
hot damn
>>25539062
All fun and games until they realize each crate has different calibers...
>>25540422
Its so floppy.
>>25542078
Noooo, It hurts to think about
>that little door trying to close when you pullout
>>25542291
I can hear the AK already
>B-Baka! Anon it's too thick
>i'm gonna... i'm gonna...
>RATATATATATA
>>25540551
what, exactly, was his fucking plan here?
"Yeah you faggot in the body armor with a shotgun, you want some of this?"
>>25542503
>shotgun
Looks like a riot gun. Whatever it was loaded with, it would still hurt like a motherfuckingbitchasscuntmothertitsuckingfaggot, if not lethal.
>>25542545
there's a reason they say "less than lethal" rather than "non-lethal
>>25542599
How polite!
>>25539647
He's cool and sometimes funny.
>>25542599
> awwwww :3
>>25539537
The ruling classes being narcos and self-appointed generalisimo feds who are corrupt. Looking at someone the wrong way can be "disrespect" and your face will be cut off.
>>25539536
oh no a boner!
>>25542631
Also fucking hot.
I mean holy shit...
>>25539042
Some stuff
>>25542737
thumbnail looks like a cat
>>25542720
W... What am I looking at?
>>25542772
When the /k/ube calls..
>>25542599
Took me a bit to figure out what I was looking at.
>>25542737
so did they get him?
>>25542772
Earth Defense Force: Insect Armageddon: the movie
>>25540482
OMGWTFBBQ URAFCKNGDCK.
>>25542640
Based jerry
>>25540422
Is it normal for a gun to wiggle like that on full retard?
>>25543191
yeah pretty much all guns have at least a little wiggle when fired but you cant tell unless you see it at a high fps like in the webm
>>25541133
5meta2me
>>25539537
That... Is an oddly accurate analogy.
I think I accidentaly the RPK
>>25539656
oh good god. holy shit. holy shit that was amazing.
>>25539042
>>25543478
>>25543511
>>25542640
Sauce?
>>25543586
>>25539656
Kriss Vector... I' d buy that song.
>>25539647
Watch his Vet Ranch videos, you'll like him even more.
>>25540551
Kek. Who the fuck wants to piss off Judge Dredd?
>>25539647
Who is this?
>>25543586
please fucking source
>>25542772
Average day in downtown Baton Rouge.
If it weren't for those spiders, parking would be a nightmare.
>>25543796
http://blenderartists.org/forum/showthread.php?212848-Fencing-Duel
>>25542737
lol, police are such pussies in other countries people play jokes on them.
No wonder charlie hebdo got fucking rolled.
>>25543843
Pure fucking gold
>>25539647
they are aggies. i am an aggie. i like them
>>25539536
holy shit
man truly is the most fearsome predator
>>25543882
No, we just don't automatically panic and shoot someone. If someone did that in America, some obese yokel pig would freak the fuck out and shoot the bird in the chest 6 times...
>>25539656
>mag vs clip
>faggotry
>learn to operate
>masturbation
This guy has to be a /k/ommando
>>25544011
calling people faggots is common in rap culture, but yeah i agree
>>25543843
Dayuuuum
Game of the Year!
>>25544067
>moves safety
>releases slide
>>25542599
Why is this so cute?
>>25543982
I don't know man, it might take 6 shots to kills an owl that big. Damn thing is a menace.
>>25539656
He was pretty dope tho, on point
>>25544251
I'm not saying that owl's not a brute, I'm not saying it's not a threat, I'm just saying maybe there's more to this story than meets the eye. That owl might have just lost a family member, or he could be mentally ill. Maybe that owl could be talked down, maybe the situation could be resolved without senseless bloodshed; but you'd never know if you just shot the thing 6 times. Americunt could maybe learn something from France.
>>25540393
Being this new
Anybody have the joke with shooting a bullet over someone you spotted and see how to they react to figure out their nationaility?
>>25543793
Dunno, doubt it's a tripfag.
>>25544728
It's right now in an artillery thread, not far away from first page, check the /k/atalog.
>>25543399
H-hit the primer.
>>25544786
Thank you anon, much appreciated.
>>25539517
kek
>>25543769
story?
>>25542503
>>25542545
Some rioters felt like harassing a heavily armored and well armed cop. Not the smartest idea http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=380_1373390915&comments=1
>>25542640
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT JERRY YOU FUNNY FUCKING BASTARD
>>25543511
What would happen to your ears to be hit by that pressure wave unprotected?
>>25545777
I thought he was going to sprinkle them on the lawn then suddenly have a 9mm garden.
>>25542225
but sorting it out afterwards is what boots are for.
>>25546745
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
MOP
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25546817
>>25540422
>Suppressed full retard Kriss
Sweet jesus the cost
Dumping sum
>>25540499
>implying we are all brothers and sisters
go back to dumblr faggot
>>25547472
Last one
>>25543191
No thats because of the recoil rediction system the Super Vs got
>>25542720
>syfy watermark
>>25539949
Heh
>>25542737
>>25540422
For some reason, the bouncy Kriss seems almost happy, like it's saying "OHBOY I LOVE THIS AMMO OMONOMNOMNOMNOM"
Gif related
>>25542737
source: remi gaillard. Check out his youtube. He's been arrested lots of times. He likes to go to football games and impersonate players/steal trophies too.
>>25542149
really?
>>25542720
>>25542772
The move Big Ass Spiders
SyFy btw
>>25542599
Approximately 40 keks
>>25543399
You what?
>>25540422
>MAC Emblem
>IV8888
I'm so confused
>>25547469
>>25547425
kek
>>25549119
>>25539656
Jesusfuckingchrist
>>25542599
> can_love_bloom_on_the_battlefield.webm
>>25542737
Out Loud and Heartily
>>25539517
>tactical snack holder
>>25543938
If there is a God, he must be looking down upon this earth like a disappointed father looking at his methed out drunk child asleep on the couch with his dick in his hands thinking "where the fuck did i go wrong?"
>>25547711
All hail triple dub king of the niggers.
>>25542599
Awwww, looking after her BMP babies :3
>>25542720
Lel, first webm i downloaded from 4chan. I love the guy just walking across the street in the shot of the lobster climbing the building
>>25542737
I'm gonna laugh the day he gets shot
>>25539656
My sides.
>>25543191
the Kriss kicks you in the face
>>25547577
>old_daddy_fucks_ugly_twink.jpg
>>25549166
>french foreign legion
>hostages rescued
>terrorist recruited
FUCKING KEK SIDES BTFO
>>25549119
>>25542737
>>25540422
>all these people talking about his floppy gun
>not mentioning his floppy face
"freedum fries.jpg ayy lmao
>>25543930
Hook 'em, faggot.
>>25544041
But he said faggotry specifically
Gotta be k
>>25542720
I feel like this is what I and most of the rest of the kommandos here are going feel like during the happening.
>>25542800
>This
>>25543737
...
Seeing him with guns n' puppies is not helping my dick addiction.
>>25550080
Great idea for a filename, anon.
>>25540422
Dem cheek waves tho
>>25542737
>come down
i really expected him to jump
>>25543597
jerry miculek a manly day in the life.
It's pretty great.
>>25550572
This kills the spine
>>25550459
>>25550670
>K_goes_to_war.jpg
>>25540551
backstory/source?
>>25550663
Cat out of here, stalker.
>>25542640
that is fucking awesome
>>25543538
God that's beautiful.
>>25545262
Guy who looks a lot like Ian from FW being drunk as fuck.
>>25550832
Enjoy?
>>25550844
>turkey
every time... Did faggot anon who scanned those every scan the rest like he said he would?
contribootin
>>25539042
>>25550844
That book looks amazing. What is it?
>>25550894
fucking jontron
>>25550909
wished he put out stuff more often but it's always entertaining regardless
If you shot someone with 9mm in the leg, let them recuperate, and then shot them with .45 ACP in the other leg under the same conditions, would they feel the difference?
can we get some Afri/k/a pics in here?
>>25550951
African gearqueers are pretty dope.
>>25550714
some kind of protest in south america. lady ran at officer, officer was sick of the protesters' shit and gave her a chest full of bean bag.
>>25550972
kek
I'd love to fucking pop some hippy rioters with less-lethal one day
>>25550936
i think they would.
>>25550572
Is that a left-ejecting upper, or a reversed image?
From the mom thread
Last one,
Night fellas
>>25551027
Smoking poles at 600 rounds per minute
>confirmed faggot
>>25551030
Blood on the furry's ass flap
>Too much buttsecks
>>25543538
>>25539993
>mfw i have no face
>>25539537
>not even mexico
its more like a free for all.
the beauty of it its that if you don't do anything stupid you can pretty much do whatever you want.
Pmc shit
Bodyguard
Commissioner for a rich town
assassinations
gun trafficking
etc etc.
if you don't kill a politician or steal a lambo or kill an important cartel member you could do literally anything
>>25543982
>shoot the bird in the chest
>pig
Quick grammer lesson - when we talk about the place someone gets shot, we normally talk about the point where the entry wounds are, not the exit wounds.
>>25551112
Especially if you're connected to a cartel member.
Unless you happen to be a Marine transporting some guns and get lost in the middle of the border area.
>>25551050
>>25551050
sauce?
>>25551135
Mayo
>>25551169
Post of the year.
>>25551135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGih7eWI3E
>>25551181
And I hate to break it to you 9mm fanatics out there, but this science doesn't lie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06aRQ-ejqmU
>>25542640
Dat duck face
>>25543586
I'm scared...
>>25539656
All in favor of a motion to nominate Kris's Vector as the official bard of /k/
>>25542720
>tfw my hometown
So...proud...?
>>25539656
https://youtu.be/eZXtx6f1xos
https://youtu.be/iLiHqjVNIxY
I think this is him.
>>25551689
Proud of all of that construction?
>>25551713
They're building that new IBM building down there, so that's cool I guess. BR always has some bullshit construction going on somewhere.
>>25551720
Haha, BR? The North shore, hell southeast Louisiana, always has construction.
I-12 ALWAYS has some bullshit construction. It's not as bad as some of the interstates up north though. *cough* I-65 and I-70 *cough*
>>25551739
Funny story, the road the dude runs across in the webm is now down to 1 lane because of construction.
>>25551108
just trim it out bro
>>25549119
I need the story about the ass-fucking medic.
>also the one OH FUCK NIGGER YOU GOT SHOT IN THE HEART!
>>25551049
That's actually a totally accurate assumption. Have you seen how large that stuff from bad dragon is? Somewhere, someone with a virgin booty used the Horse un-ironically.
>>25547953
Which side do you think the BAR ejects from?
>>25542737
>>25547895
Vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrlrMYbMMFg
>>25544067
UHG MUH DICK what fucking mod is this
