I fucked up guys. I really did. I'll tell story if people are interested in hearing, but get something to hold on to, because this is gonna be embarrassing.
>>25487947
Let me guess.
>Glock slides on the wrong models
>napalm rounds burned down a forest
>airsoft parts mixed with actual gun parts
>>25487947
Go for it.
you tried hunting with fuck your shit rounds and started a fire again?
Give me the sparknotes version. If its any good post the whole thing
>>25487954
>>Glock slides on the wrong models
I mean, i did it intentionally, and i will never do it ever again
Did your dick get caught in your rifle?
>posting the thread before you have the story ready to go
I'm sure your mother loves you, OP, but she is wrong to do so.
>>25487976
Fair enough.
I shot my my neighbor's cat in front of her daughter. Kitty got eviscerated.
>>25488024
Oh fuck yes
>>25488024
for what purpose
>>25488024
ur a bad man anon
>>25488024
>ATF shoots dogs
>OP shoots cats
>OP confirmed for NRA employee
>>25488024
Ohoho.
Do tell.
>>25488039
Some things are just worth doing for their own sake.
>>25488024
How old is the daughter?
>>25488069
Let's not beat around the bush here, anon.
OP, what was the daughter wearing?
>>25488037
>>25488039
>>25488040
>>25488050
I wouldn't have fucking done it if my neighbor didn't call the cops on my brother last week for throwing a Furblaster Party in my backyard.
>>25488024
Fuck cats. Fuck Indians too.
>>25488082
Oh. You're just trashy. Well, no story needed. Kind of explains itself.
>>25488082
nigger what the fuck is a furblaster party
>>25488082
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>>25488096
This. Explain these thing OP.
Also tell the whole story
>>25488037
>>25488039
>>25488040
>>25488050
>>25488060
>>25488063
>>25488069
>>25488076
>>25488084
>>25488091
>>25488096
Last week, I was babysitting my autistic brother. He's 22, and has the mentality of an 11 year old. He's also a furry. Now look, I love my little brother to death, but furries are where I draw the line. My mother unexpectedly came to my house with my brother and two of his furry friends and said "It's an emergency, I need you to watch them. Furanon and Furanon 2's parents know they're with Broanon here at your place, so if they call, please answer?" I humored her because I owe her a lot for being a shitty kid, so I accepted the duty of babysitting the faggots.
The furfags were in my backyard throwing dirt and dryhumping each other, and my neighbor called the cops when one of the fuckwits pulled his cock out. I understood, but then he started making fun of my brother. I don't take that shit lightly, because even though he's a retard, he's family. I went off on her, and she's hated me since (she already did because of a previous incident, but I'll save that for later).
Anyways, today, I was exceptionally angry for reasons which I won't explain. So when I walked outside to go to my car for something I left in it, CCing my 1911 and all, the bitch walked up to me and yelled at me about controlling my brother. I yelled back at her for being a cunt, and she shoved me, and I fucking lost it.
I screamed at her "OH, SO YOU DON'T LIKE FURRY THINGS? WELL HOW ABOUT I GET RID OF ONE FOR YOU?" I drew my pistol and she screamed, and I stepped towards her porch where her daughter and cat were sitting. I aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped. The cat went all over the porch, and the mom and daughter screamed and ran in the house. When I realized what I did, I flipped the fuck out and ran back inside. It's been two hours and no police have come, but I'm scared shitless. What the fuck do I do??????
>>25488024
pics or it didn't happen
>>25488186
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING KEKS
>>25488186
cool
story
bro
>>25488186
First of all, you're a retard.
Second,
HOW OLD IS THE DAUGHTER?
>>25488186
let me get this straight; you fucking blew up a cat with seven .45 rounds in front of a little girl, and the first thing you do is tell 4chan. good god
>>25488186
I wouldn't be disappointed if you were arrested, honestly.
>>25488186
Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.
>>25488186
good job OP, you stupid son of a bitch
>>25488186
>>25488186
I was about to make one of these threads because I genuinely did something retarded and I'm going to hijack OP's thread because why not.
> Grandfather passes away.
> Leaves my father the house along with huge amount of rural land in country.
> Few months later finally drive out, bring my guns.
> Take my mosin out to shoot.
> forgot targets.
> Dig through my grandfather's old dusty garage for shit to shoot.
> Find a pile of 4 old rusty nitrogen tanks.
> Let the gas out of one and shoot it for awhile.
> Great fun.
> Shoot them full of holes.
> forget to take the gas out of the last one.
> Shoot it, it takes like 15 shots to puncture it.
> Finally hit the flat surface on the bottom.
> watch it fly higher than the house.
> It does a corkscrew and double back towards me.
> tactically shit my pants.
> it fly's a few feet to the side of me and impacts the garage.
I've looked death in the face today comrades.
>>25488186
yeah, you probably shouldn't be allowed to own guns.
and you probably won't be allowed to own guns anymore, if this is true, which it's not, because you're a faggot.
>>25488186
Beat yourself up over being such a sack of shit that you can't handle things directly, and instead, have to execute a poor animal for non-justified reasons that DIDN'T EVEN BELONG TO THE EVIL BITCH.
You just "got back" at someone who wasn't involved (two someone's actually)
Go cry in a corner and take whatever punishment you get.
>>25488186
>>25488196
Yup, pics or it didn't happen. I'm skeptical.
I mean, you really mag dumped a cat? If you have that bad of a temper, and go off mag dumping living things that did you no harm...I think, maybe...you and guns are a bad combo.
>>25488205
>>25488217
>>25488218
>>25488222
>>25488234
>>25488236
>>25488238
I wish this was a joke. I'm terrified of the thought of going to jail. Should I call a lawyer? Should I call my neighbor and apologize? I'm looking out my living room window and the porch is still covered in blood, and some of the people in my neighborhood are walking around wondering what the fuck was going on. WHAT DO I DO
>>25488243
You've now seen more combat than 95% of /k/
>>25488243
Pic related
>>25488256
HOW OLD IS THE DAUGHTER?
>>25488186
kill yourself
>>25488261
that's awesome, did it make a sound like when you let the air out of a balloon? THat would be rad
can someone make a screencap of this
>>25488278
>did it make a sound like when you let the air out of a balloon?
Why would this make sense in your mind?
>>25488273
second
>>25488278
No, it was like a train whistle.
That was this morning and I've never been so close to death in my life. I'm still in shock.
>>25488256
OP no one believes you, more importantly fucking tell us what a furblasting party is.
>>25488256
No, no, it didn't happen. You should kill yourself.
>>25488243
nice.
one time i killed my tv with a .22
your story is much more entertaining though
>>25488273
>>25488291
Third.
>>25488186
Listen carefully.
The cat attacked you.
It was a trained attack sleeper agent cat.
This is a self defense issue.
The cat posed a threat to your life, well being and freedoms.
The cat was a communist and was named Chairman Meow.
You did this for America with a 1911, the most American thing possible a civilian patriot can do.
God bless your soul OP.
>>25488256
>I'm looking out my living room window and the porch is still covered in blood
>WHAT DO I DO
post pics quick before you get v&
>inb4 no pics
>inb4 no v&
>inb4 op is a faggot
>too late
>>25488288
I... I watched too much looney toons today
>>25488243
This is how you tell a story, OP you should take notes. 9/10 only thing missing is you becoming range bros with the nitrogen tank
>>25488313
>Chairman Meow
>>25488313
>Chairman Meow
Lost it
>>25488318
>I watched too much looney toons
That's not possible, anon.
>>25488186
Okay, I seriously doubt this is true but wth, I'll play along.
Here's what you do anon..walk over there, apoligize and let them know your behavior is in no way a reflection of all gun owners but rather, you're just a huge dumbass. Then sell your guns.
>>25488256
https://youtu.be/ljVHzr0qCDg?t=29s
In case OP isn't joking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8z7NC5sgik
There ya' go.
>>25488186
>>25488186
As illegal and as retarded as that is, the bitch assaulted you because your brother was actually retarded and was living a retarded but happy and fulfilling life with his retarded friends.
Bitch had no right to fuck with you just because your brother exercised his sexual freedoms.
>Police come
>OP loses guns
>Turns into another /pol/ tard yelling about how felons are people too.
>>25487947
HERE WE GOOOOO
>>25488186
1) Sell your guns. All of them. Now. Or give them to a close friend.
2) Surrender to the police with the offending firearm disassembled and in a box.
3) Accept your fate.
Seriously, you must. Get psych counseling or something if you don't get jail time, or a felony.
>>25488186
SPOILER ALERT OP:
[spoiler]You're brother's not the only one with autism[/spoiler]
>>25488385
SPOILER ALERT:
[spoiler]you fucking beat me to it[/spoiler]
>>25488380
>implying OP isn't a liar
>>25488380
What this dude said. Get rid of your guns to a trusted friend or family member ASAP.
That being said, I still don't believe OP. This is the first thing I'd do if I did something stupid enough to warrant having my firearms taken from me.
>>25488360
>furries
>happy and fulfilling life
pick one
>>25488186
>What the fuck do I do??????
Go innawoods you dumb motherfucker
OP confirmed for Cleveland area
http://www.newsnet5.com/news/local-news/cleveland-metro/police-looking-for-man-who-shot-cat-on-tape
>>25487947
I really hope the cops come and OP flips out on them too and gets his ass beat and his funs taken away.
That is assuming this all actually happened. Which it totally didn't.
>>25488361
Whut. It's the poltards that are all gung-ho about punishment and taking rights
>OP shoots cats
>One anon is asking the age of an underage girl
>Another anon shot nitrogen tanks and almost got fucktupled
>furblasting parties ?
What in the fuck is wrong with all of you?
>>25488444
june 16 2014
ok
nice trips though
>>25488444
No, that looks like a completely different story.
>>25488444
>>25488186
>her daughter and cat were sitting.
Wait
You shot towards a kid?
Jesus fucking christ anon.
>>25488460
I just want to know how old the daughter is.
I also want pics, but I know that's asking too much.
OP it's your time now
>>25488460
That an average thread really. I think it would be more traumatizing for a younger girl vs a teenager.
Do you know what the hell a furblasting party is? That shits in my search history now and I still have no clue
>>25488256
>>25488186
>>25487947
More relevant than I could have imagined, if this is true: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I
Great going, OP.
IF, and only IF OP isn't lying, I hope he gets what's coming to him. This is almost certainly a troll, but I just have the nagging feeling that this is too retarded to make up. Regardless, go shove a barrel cactus straight up your ass, OP, you're an asshole.
>>25488186
Sounds like autism runs in the family.
>>25488444
>posted:10:23 PM, Jun 5, 2014
>updated:9:37 AM, Jun 6, 2014
>>25488256
I hope you do get arrested you silly cunt.
Not just for shooting a cat, but for being such a stupid fucking cunt.
>>25488186
>I aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped
>>25488313
>chairman meow
>>25488313
>chairman meow
I know who I'm voting for
>>25488186
>and she shoved me,
that's assault
>>25488186
You were assaulted
You missed the shots on her, and shot her cat instead.
Perfect case of self defense and terrible aim.
Call the cops on her and report the incident in your favour.
>>25488186
At least my parents raised me right
Then I forgot to mention, HE SHOT A CAT SITIING NEXT TO A FUCKING CHILD!
THAT MAKES THIS SITUATION A WHOLE LOT BETTER!
>>25488605
Yeah, so the police can hopefully throw this guy in a penitentiary for the criminally autistic
>>25488610
>spouting memes
At least my parents raised me right.
>>25488186
>OH, SO YOU DON'T LIKE FURRY THINGS? WELL HOW ABOUT I GET RID OF ONE FOR YOU?
>Sir what did you do after you self defended yourself against the woman by shooting the cat?
>Uhhh, I went inside
>Then what?
>Then I went to the weapons board on a pakistani prostitution textbook and asked them what to do
>>25488186
Dude.
What the fuck man, you just shot some kid's cat.
Dude. Not cool.
This is just amazing. In for OP to get vanned
>>25488497
>furblasting party
I assumed we are either going:
>full Balkan on furries
>yiffing
>Alabama tier coyote "hunt" with jerky
Knowing /k/, all three.
>>25488605
>mfw it works
>mommy gets dragged out of the house, child screaming and crying behind her
>>25488659
>pakistani prostitution textbook
Anon please, its clearly a coloring book.
OP THEY WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR FUNS AND PUT YOU IN A PRISON TO GET CORNHOLED
WALK OUTSIDE
APOLOGIZE TO LITTLE GIRL
BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO UNDO THE TRAUMA YOU'VE INFLICTED
>>25488186
Good for you OP, she verbally and physically assaulted you, as well as verbally assaulting your poor retard brother, you drew your weapon in defense of your own life and the lives of your retard brother and his retardant friends, it sounds to me like the shooting cat was an accident, that is assuming anyone shows up to ask.
>>25488186
You have autism.
Also, your brother isn't just any furry, he's a hardcore degenerate furry who throws mud at other people and pulls out his wanker degenerate.
>>25488701
And scare youngins even more with the immediate demand from congress to have us all disarmed? I'm sure that helps
>>25488186
what in the everloving fuck are you doing with a gun you retarded shit
>>25488256
No need to call a lawyer. Cops, detectives, and investigators are all bro tier, I recommend just telling them exactly what happened and answering all their questions and you should be golden. A lawyer will just Jew you out of thousands of dollars and act like he's helping you when he's not.
Tell them you were hunting and thought it was a deer
>>25488767
THIS
I decimated an entire farm of animals in a fit of sleep walking induced rage and apologized to everyone and they let me off with a speeding ticket. We became shooting buddies after.
No need for lawyers.
>>25488186
I masturbated to this post
>>25488256
You should make sure you have the name and number of a damn good lawyer, but I don't know if you need to contact one just yet, what ever you do DO NOT APOLOGIZE that just puts you in the place of being wrong, which you weren't, you were defending your retard brother and your self, but if the police do come, simply tell them you want a lawyer, and then say no more, they are not going to care what your side of the story is so do not bother giving it.
Pic related, anon if you must flee the time is now
>>25488834
Oh, did it please you?
>>25488834
OP masturbated to the replies
>>25488186
Imma guess its a troll but if its not:
1.)Eat a bullet, people who kill animals just out of spite, especially friendly ones deserve to die
2.)Your brother is an abominable subhuman, you should have used the bullets on the problems in your yard
3.)Enjoy Tyrone's dick
>>25488186
> aimed my handgun at the cat and mag dumped
> The cat went all over the porch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWh_7NatQnU
>>25488906
AAAAAH
You still here OP?
>>25488920
MMAAAANNNNNNNN
>>25488930
OP was arrest
>>25488456
/k/unts here try to distance themselves from the fact that they're a bunch of neo-Nazis like /pol/ is, so they call everyone and everything they don't like /pol/.
>>25488936
Was crazy cat lady arrest too?
>>25488936
he say that? I'm not looking through this whole thread
>>25488894
>>25488930
I highly doubt it, he 1: went harshly and fled or 2: has been arrested. Because a reply with a news article was captioned "police are (keyword) "looking" for a man that shot a cat."
>>25488024
Slightly less stale pasta. Last time it was a rabbit. Ok. Amuse us.
>>25488946
>>>/pol/
Sorry we're not the people that you want us to be.
Daily reminder http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uSCH8oxlus
>>25488954
>Hey guys, before you arrest me, can you please let me make this one post on a mongolian movie manuscript?
OP
pls respond.
>>25488946
Right liberal shill, because we own guns we must be ebil old racist white dudes, right?
>>25488979
That article was from June 2014, read more of the thread.
Fuckin screencapped
>>25488313
Underrated post
Kekkin Dicks
>>25489082
Excellent job comrade. Now autists of the future will know.
>>25489082
>"LOL some anonymous guy (who totally wasn't me) on an anonymous website full of fake stories and bullshit posts made up a really believable story about shooting a cat and the cops not arriving though it's been 2 hours, i MUST screencap this IMMEDIATELY and share it with all of my friends!!11"
>>25489111
>Now autists of the future will know.
Normies btfo.
OP is an asshole. And he is going to jail. He did that to my cat in front of my little girl, he'd be dead already. Fucking felony brandishment on a little fucking girl, flat-out murder of a family pet....
/grinds teeth
If OP is a troll, he's a good one.
>>25489135
>YJ
pig disgusting.
>>25489082
I really, really like this image. Answer me this my good man: may I post it on reddit, kind sir?
>>25488313
>You did this for America with a 1911, the most American thing possible a civilian patriot can do.
>God bless your soul OP.
More importantly, God bless America.
>>25488186
Somehow I think this is bullshit
>>25487947
Played like a master ruseman
SVDS barrel cutter tier
>>25489162
>giving normies our maymays
Dont even think about it
>>25489162
Sure thing bud
>>25488313
Thank you for defending our freedom OP
Is it me or are there a bunch of family animal killing assholes on /k/? Have fun being pic related you bunch of sadists.
>>25489147
Yes, if a neighbor came out brandishing a weapon and shot my cat that was lying next to my daughter, you would have about 3 seconds before 10 rounds of 40 through his brain. I would tell the cops he killed the cat, and then said "I'm going to shoot your little girl too" and that would have been the end of it. My wife would be to devastated to do or say anything but sob.
>>25489180
Oh, fuck me I had been laughing for like 3 minutes now
>>25489133
Chill, autist. Go have some warm milk.
Is it me, or are there a bunch of cat killing assholes on /k/?
Also OP is likely in jail at this point.
Good riddence.
I want reddit to leave
>>25489210
>>25489229
S.... Samefag?
I've seen it too but man those first sentances are exactly the same almost.
>>25488256
Well considering there are witnesses, you drew your weapon and fired it right by a child I'd say you are now a felon, congratulations.
>>25489229
My cat has killed more cats than anyone in this thread. He added another last night, I found the body this morning. His total is 12 now,4 this year alone. Im gonna keep him inside from now on
>>25488024
>>25488186
It's just a cat who cares. Cats are fucking shit tier anyway
>>25489229
>>25488516
>you're an asshole
>okay asshole
reddit pls leave
>>25488460
Finally a voice of reason.
That being said
OP, you should be ashamed of yourself.
What will your mother think of you now? She probably thought you could act sane. Poor OP's mom.
>>25487947
>>25488186
>>25488186
Yeah, sure thing faggot. You can go back to /v/ with your bullshit stories of being a tough guy.
>>25488186
>tfw anger issues since kid
>never liked that part of me so always work on being careful
>sometimes it cracks
>scared I'll do something like this one day
>>25489082
Ok its on reddit now. Fuck you redditors.
>>25488007
Oh God not that again.
>gta 5 came out this week
>been playing it and enjoying the zaniness
>see this thread
>forget for a moment I'm in the real world and think to myself this is kind of ducked up even for Rockstar
Bravo op
>>25489176
b8 so good I'm feeling like a fiddle
>>25488186
I can already tell this is going to be legend
OP, are you still there? Answer us faggot, we need some closure or our sides will never return from orbit
>>25488186
If this is real, I can't wait until it hits the news
You have severe anger and impulse control issues and do not belong in society. People like you should not be allowed to own firearms. Good thing the multitude of felonies you committed (assault, animal cruelty, reckless discharge of a firearm, possible attempted murder, just at a glance) will ensure that.
>>25488186
If anyone believes this tale, I have a fabulous bridge available for purchase or lease.
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