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This conversation is going on right now on a facebook gun selling group I'm on. The original post was someone asking if they should get a glock or m&p.
I thought you guys might find it funny for 2 unemployed idiots (listed as self employed) to stretch their epeen over glocks vs 1911's.
Also it gets crazy at the end
>>25356963
It really starts to pick up around here, the two individuals you should watch are Tftn and Keith.
>>25356991
So far this is the end, I just thought /k/ might get a kick out of 2 people shitflinging over nothing on the internet. don't know why I thought that.
I'll post whatever I have.
>>25356963
>>25356991
>>25357019
that was pretty funny
>>25357157
>>25357019
The moral of the story is that 1911fags and Glockfags are both rapid fanboys who immediately shift to ad hominem attacks when they run out of their two canned arguments.
>>25357227
>>25357227
dad bens
>>25357103
I love the corncob pipe.
>>25357227
>>25357245
This is a /k/ humor thread, not an /an/ one.
>>25357209
Yeah that's one moral. I took it more as a deconstruction of the entire concept of fanboyism. When you shill too hard for one thing you lose the ability to be rational and eventually melt down into single sentence obscenities.
I guess, idk. Gun fans are really reactionary because guns are largely subjective in the first place so the tenacity with which people defend their entirely subjective tastes can get rough. Kinda like cars.
>>25357227
i hope to god this was made unironically
>>25357265
All love should go to Willis
>>25357271
>>25357204
3gud5me
>>25357275
Cars are a bit more cut and dried. Guns are silly because practical experience is lacking for most civilians and weapons from over 100 years ago are still relatively practical
Also statistics have more relevance in cars
>>25357034
reverse image gives nothing. what is this from?
>>25357305
Is that a fucking scoped bolt-action minigun on the left?
>>25357290
I am sadly an on again off again /k/ommando because I go through sporadic ownership of internet, so I am not aware or Willis or what you are talking about.
>>25357335
>>25357305
>>25357342
beat me to it
>>25357307
There's a second, related one. I know I shouldn't, but this is one greentext I want to believe.
>>25357340
No clue.
>>25357340
Gorillaz I think
>>25357340
Music video for Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz
![aic-magfed-20mm[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lNymz2C.jpg "aic-magfed-20mm[1].jpg")
>>25357342
>>25357347
This question comes up every time the image is posted. It's supposed to be an Anzio 20mm
>>25357364
But it's clearly a fucking gatling gun.
>>25357398
Please bother actually looking at both images. This has come up in several threads.
>>25357353
>>25357357
Cool thanks
>>25357520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
Does anyone here got the one on how /k/ ruined easter?
>>25357559
I had to rip it from Funnyjunk, but here you are.
>>25357340
It might be a gorrilaz video. Kinda looks like the art style.
>>25357157
I want so badly for this to happen
one day...*sniff*.......one day...
So, what brand of clips do you all use for your M16's?
>>25357344
Willis is old. Lurk moar faggot.
>>25357290
I have the full version of this
>>25357439
lmfao
>>25357647
Willis is dead. Long live Willis!
>>25356963
>>25356991
>"you made bro"
>"I have reasons... if you'd done half the shit i've done"
>>25357019
>"now we know you'll be on the sex offender list for buggering your brother"
> "been there done that"
I can't believe people can actually get so mortally wounded by these junior highschool insults.
>>25357662
As long as he make more Frank the nuke dog comics I don't care if he is a zombie
Until tomorrow, /k/
>>25357340
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI
>>25357632
Striper
>>25357338
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
>>25357632
I dont get it?
>>25357846
Don't get it. Hate it when artists use guns at all.
does anyone have the context for this song?
>>25357953
That comic was more pertinent to, I dunno, 2009-ish /k/?
It's not really relevant anymore.
>>25357953
yeah ok. nice bait
>>25357970
Don't hate it when artists use guns. Hate it when they talk shit about them. Hate them if they use them wrong. Don't hate them just for being there, especially in the cases when they're being used right.
>>25357846
plastic beach is THE shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0OVD0_YJnU
>>25357996
Plastic Beach was a fucking fantastic album.
Anyone have the screencap where we figured out about how many chinooks it would take to lift a nimitz?
Kinda like this one.
Don't have the whole thing but still good
>>25358588
>brazzers
>>25358670
Fucking shit didn't notice it.
>>25358681
It's okay anon. The only thing you've damaged is my feelings.
>>25357632
this will come in handy
>>25358588
>poor little white boy
>>25357970
>not knowing the gorillaz have some cool gun shit
>having one of the most operator songs
>CALLED DIRTY HARRY
youtube.com/watch?v=gonPVgjIF6w
Lyrics:
I need a gun to keep myself from harm
The poor people are burning in the sun
But they ain't got a chance
They ain't got a chance
I need a gun
Cos all I do is dance
Cos all I do is dance
>>25357338
The fuck?
>>25358588
>Alone in the Dark
>>25358588
> alone in the dark
>>25358401
Does anyone have the greentext version of this? I saw it a while back and have been looking all over for it.
>>25361494
I got really drunk the other day and though about building a flintlock AR-pattern muzzleloader the other day.
still might for giggles, but I'd be be permanently ruining an upper receiver at the least.
>>25358588
>>25357690
Kek
>>25361777
Flintlock AR upper
Fund it.
>>25357338
What is this from?
SERGEI! THERE IS OF LARGE PIG IN YURT! HOW OF TO STOP IT?
IS OF SIMPLE, YURI, BE GRABBING OF SINK AND FOLLOWING ME.
Dont worry ivan i hit them soon i put surpess fire on them
>>25357227
>>25357245
Can you get this japanimation, zipperhead nip shit off this board please?
I know this is 4chan, but seriously, were here for weapons, not gook shit thanks.
>>25363075
why is dancing like that so common anyway?
>>25363087
>Doesn't know about the Sierra Leon Shuffle.
>>25357180
>TD all over the place
what can i say?
>>25357034
Based Gorillaz
>>25357703
"emergency evacuation, this is not a test, this is not a drill, please do not panic"
I miss old, fucked-up-in-a-different-way /k/...
>>25357175
at least post the correct version with the ROC flag
>>25363087
>Doesn't know about Tunisian Twerk
Anyone got the nazi pizza place greentext?
>>25363004
oh man, what the fuck? this is golden
>>25363004
Never thought a porcelain sink could be so lethal
>>25363087
>Doesn't know about the Bosnian Boogie.
>>25363087
>2015
>Not knowing about the Jihad Jiggle
>>25357928
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
>>25363087
my dear friend, haven't you heard of the west african waltz?
>>25358439
Chuckled/10
>>25363087
>Doesn't know about the Rhodesian Rumba
>>25363087
>Not being trained in the art of the Slavic Salsa
>>25357103
>>25357124
Goddammit, this is me. How to be female and into /k/ without being pleb?
captcha: empti
>>25363004
>mfw his buddy immediately squats out of sheer slav
Someone post the one where /k/ attacks an ISIS camp and another about the Kiowa helo air support where the pilot engages enemy with his M4.
>>25363000
Life is Strange
Lesbians-in-denial simulation
>>25365044
>>25365090
oh bother
>>25365090
"Bother"?
>>25354524
This is great
>>25355138
This totally needs to be submitted to http://what-if.xkcd.com/
>>25354524
True Soldiers never laugh
God dammit /k
>>25357953
How do you not get it?
>>25365183
>mfw when I made the first post in this thread
>>25357846
this song is MY FUCKING JAM
Also, does anyone have the GROM and Spetsnaz pic from medal of honor?
>>25365183
>le ebin FREE DOME EAGEL
this is not only not funny, but kinda infuriating
>>25365090
>>25357148
underrated
>>25363087
>not knowing about the Togo Two-Step
>>25363087
>not know the freedom frazzle
>>25363087
>not basking in the glory of the mafia mambo
>>25365146
well they do have that one about stopping a train with boolets
>>25363087
>doesn't know the Chechen ChaCha
>>25365373
Second post.
Got'cha back ;)
>>25363087
>Not knowing how to do the Djibouti Shooty scoot
>>25356991
I personally thought trying to say that tftn stood for tiny fucking testicle nuts was a bit of a stretch.
>>25363087
>not knowing about the nig jig
Some OC from magpul getting butthurt with me the other day
>>25364376
Act like a normal anon without drawing attention to yourself. be detailed, and if such a thing needs to be brought up about your gender at least tell why like "what pistol/revolver is good for conceal carrying in a purse. Etc etc"
>>25357600
>>25365390
>>25365149
LIES!
>>25366100
Goddamn I love Boof so fucking much. By far the only tripfag that I can respect. A shame I can never catch him in a thread.
>>25356963
>what a glock man tastes like
>>25367506
>Like prancing la-la homo man
>>25364376
don't act like being female makes you somehow different. thats it
>>25357199
Call me a newfag, but I never saw it until now. fuck...
>>25354524
was in this thread. fucker stole this joke from terminallance.com
>>25365816
>>25357398
>2015
> cannot into fluting
>kill yourself
>>25366827
nice meme tyler.
>>25366827
>30 a piece
But they're not you fucking retard, they're 30 a pair.
>>25364376
>I'm a woman how do I be woman?
Tits or gtfo
>>25367883
No, they're sold individually you fucking retard.
>>25367923
>>>/b/ is that way.
Now kindly get fucked, and leave
>>25367974
For 15 a piece.
https://www.magpul.com/products/qd-sling-swivel
>>25357034
>>25354524
>>25368007
not the right product
https://www.magpul.com/products/qdm-quick-disconnect-swivel
>>25367974
>>25366827
>>25368007
BTFO
>>25368049
Melonite is expensive as fuck though, especially on such a small part. That's really not that bad of a price.
>>25368076
You don't seem to understand something very basic.
The cost per part, when you are working with smaller but more numerous parts drops drastically. If they are smart and do them in lots of thousands, the cost is pennies per piece.
>>25367988
That idea is way older than /b/ you know...
>>25363087
>Not knowing the Swahili Swing Step.
>>25357157
Make it a Gmod movie.
>>25368038
>25% vodka
>screencapping your own boring, uninspired posts
god damnit kill yourself
>>25365006
underrated post
>>25368893
kek
>>25363087
>not knowing the tasmanian tango
>>25364012
DARLING YOU GIVE LOOOOOOOOOVE
OC Webm test
>>25357345
>rendering them inert
>>25357928
God is dead
>>25367134
>fuck the military police.jpg
>>25370648
If you had access to that compound you could literally evade the fuckers by going through those gates.
>>25357338
> Shoot curved piece of solid steal with a .38 revolver
> Inevitable ricochet lands in your heart, because Praise Be the Murdercube.
> "Stupid gun!"
> And this is unironically, exactly how anti-gunners thing.
>>25362762
>>25361777
>Magazine box snaps into the lower
>full of paper cartridges
>cartridge storage
>detach magazine
>pull out paper cartridge
>snap mag back in magwell
>rip and pour powder
>put paper and bullet in musket
>ram home
>use LaRue flip up sights on your railed flintlock
>mid length guard
>chrome lined barrel and ram rod
>>25371025
id buy that for the sheer retard value
>>25371054
Modern day Musket. Bushmaster would come out with one and then some jackass would shoot up a church with it then they'd seek to ban high capacity assault muskets
Not that funny but I just made it because I'm bored. /k/ is the de facto history board anyway.
>>25366100
Whatever happened to this?
>>25370915
That's not even the half of it.
>Perpetually angry vet dad confronts aquamarine hair, asks to know where missing revolver is
>"lol Dad, you know I support gun control"
>Dad notices weed on desk
>"lol legalize it fggt" followed by copious amounts of teen angst
>Dad beats peacock head, something he's contractually required to do so as a media portrayal of a male, gun-owning veteran
>"Hey androgynous female protagonist who hid in the closet while I was systematically oppressed, check out this gun I stole from my dad"
>Plans to use it to defend herself from some faggot who pulled a gun on her in a school bathroom earlier in the game
>Apparently every kid in has unchecked access to a firearm in Fictional Art School Town, WA
>Irony of stealing a gun for self-defense while also supporting gun control is lost to blue raspberry chick
I never thought I'd see the day when French game devs make an adventure game specifically targeted at the Cali-Wash hipster demo; but by God, they did it.
>What's this called again /k/?
>>25371462
a sandnigger.
>>25371462
Stop! Hajitime
>>25371462
>>25371610
Stop! Halal time
>>25358401
>FFL
>Hostage rescued
>Terrorist recruited
FUCKING KEK
>>25363087
>Never heard of the Transkei Tap Dance
>>25363004
I wish I could find the link to the actual video of this. The sink makes just the most satisfying *CLONK* when it contacts the pig's head.
>>25367134
I think it's good to have no-salute areas. Just like Hathcock said: I spotted the high-ranking officers by everyone saluting them.
>>25370220
A BAD NAME
>>25371952
kek, sauce?
>>25357180
>That G22
>>25371132
/tg/ is pretty decent for history questions
>>25364376
>without being pleb?
You're a tripfag, you're already a pleb.
>>25363076
GO AWAY DAD! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD!
>>25371307
Pretty sure he was pulling leg.
I think he actually wanted 380 Glocks but saw an opportunity to make laughs.
>>25364376
You can start by not being an attention whoring tripfag who must both try to make a name for herself on an anonymous imageboard while simultaneously telling everyone that she's female.
But you won't
>>25357398
>expecting furfags to be able to draw anything but furries accurately
>>25358088
Hmm. It'd be as many joules, about, but not as many watts (joule-seconds), because it takes longer to fire five rounds out of a nugget than it does to initiate an M-388.
>>25372673
joules are watt seconds you donut
>>25367883
it is a two part sling not a single point
>>25366967
>what pistol/revolver is good for conceal carrying in a purse
yeah, maybe you don't want to just go with this and no more
you run the risk of being taken for a trap, in which case all of /k/ will bombard you with indecent proposals
>>25371372
They did it amazingly well, too. I spent some time in Eugene, OR, and the frogs fucking nailed it, I have no idea how. Great place to get stoned and/or laid, but you don't want to live there.
>>25371952
10/10
Would charge gates of hell with
>>25370940
good end/10
>>25370940
Vhat a tweest!
>>25357703
>IT LOOPS
>>25372017
Yeah, they were great deployments, but you'd have to remember to grab a pistol and hat to run to the PX.
These fuckers were fun to drive, though.
>>25372099
kenny everett show IIRC
>>25357928
>>25364012
>>25370220
>>25372027
fucking hell, I read that in his voice.
>>25354524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REdjjLBaiOs
>>25371372
Specifically, Blue Haired Bitch says that men shouldn't have guns, only women.
>>25363087
>has no knowledge of the Somalian Samba
>>25371332
>Is Kapitalist propaganda!
>GRU would ride in on BMP
>Instead of gay flashbangs Shilka and RPO-A Shmel would be used
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Storm-333
>>25363087
>Doesn't know the Zimbabwe Zumba
>>25363087
>doesn't know the French FAMAS Foxtrot
>>25363087
>Doesn't know the Congo Conga
>>25357579
christ, you win
>>25354524
