THERMONUCLEAR WAR
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>wan't to play a game?
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/
>multiplayer
>google maps
>uses your location as missile base
>number conter on top right tells you how many players currently online
>I'll be waiting /k/. I'll be waiting.
>let the games begin
>>24717199
UPDATE
>>24717237
UPDATE
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UPDATE
>>24717315
UPDATE
>>24717325
SAMEFAGING UPDATE
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UPDATE
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UPDATE
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UPDATE
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UPDATE
>>24717575
UPDATE
ITS OVER
>>24717199
gg, guys
From Concord, NH
>>24717741
The next fight begins holy fuck
>>24717774
>Phone is kill
GG guys
>>24717774
Well, I think we gave that guy from moscow a good beating
How do I do this
>everyone click Chad
I want to see that shithole buried under a thousands red circles. I know a Chad, he's a dick.
Dear Colorado,
Fuck you
Love,
Montana
Dear Australia:
Hold onto your roo's.
>>24717881
Im the one trying to spell fuck on antartica
>>24717933
Im the one fucking up your efforts
>>24717913
Ohio is tearing shit up. Thanks pals.
>Also, every little shit country in Africa is getting fucked up and the Norks are pretty much untouched.
>/k/ goes to war
how do you win?
>>24717974
So Colorado is gone
>>24717981
You dont play
>>24717981
Carpetbomb Africa.
>>24717896
I love you guys.
Guys I'm confused. Do I just sit here and watch?
Everyone nuke africa now!
So basically you want your country to be irrelevant. Unless you are a nigger, then you're just fucked.
>>24718014
I started something didnt i
captcha related: forit
>>24718011
click on places you want gone
>>24718014
Specifically Zimbabwe, to avenge Rhodesia
>>24718033
NOPE NUKE ARGENTINA
>>24717199
If we can't have it nobody can.
How do you make larger nukes?
Putin is kill
Fuck you indianapolis
I WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD.
Vietnam is getting sassy with that one nuke they're sending. Let's show 'em how Vietnam should have ended.
nuclear war is pretty
>>24718086
India is kinda safe
>>24717932
>Hold onto your roo's.
I lost it.
>Living in Ohio
>Not wrecking Ann Arbor and Detroit
Don't worry m8s, I got it.
What does that one man in Russia have against the Philippians?
>>24718104
Israel is gunna get raped
>>24718111
You cannot understand the man in moscow
>>24718104
India is not long for this world
Oh fuck, Vietnam is retaliating. We need to escalate.
NAM IS BACK AND READY TO BE PUNCHED IN THE GODDAMN MOUTH AGAIN
>A Swastika off the coast o Argentina
goddamn argies
>>24717199
>44 players now
>lagin the map
oh shit niggers, what are we doing?
>>24718151
kek
Someone who is not on a phone needs to screencap this thread and the game and title it "/k/ finds tactical ICBMs"
Goodbye, Central America
How do you join? My map is grey.
>>24718184
its just slow. Refresh the page.
>>24718151
>That one guy in Colorado whose had his finger on the button for the last ten minuets and refuses to let go.
Impretty sure weve turned the entire world into the zone
There is not a single place safe on this planet from vietnam or the US.
Guys all I see are the launches. How do I participate?
ORGANIZE A FIRST STRIKE AGAINST ANTARCTICA LET'S GET THOSE BASTARDS
I DON'T SEE VIETNAM GETTING NUKED, FELLAS.
Please stop nuking sweden vancouver
>>24718200
Not Antarctica. But damn it if we aren't going to try.
shit the fucker from HK get me
>>24718197
Thats me. I'm cleansing Africa right now.
>>24717199
Currently glassing Brazil.
huehue in hell, you favela monkey fucks.
>>24718207
This
>>24718207
This
>>24718197
>>24718236
Same guy, it will all be over soon you gentle giants.
I made a benis :DDD
>>24718207
I don't understand either. There are no controls.
>>24718207
Click anywhere on the map and you'll start launching.
We are going to cover antartica in red, whether they like it or not.
Nuking Kalifornia. From the Philippines, with love.
>>24718276
It's for the children.
Arizona is ded
>>24718268
But all I do is move around. My location doesn't even show up
>>24718223
>Please stop nuking sweden vancouveR
>Please stop nuking
>Please
>>24718276
I started a civil war in commiefornia by mass nuking LA. Hello from SJ
We've broken the geographical projections
Aim for the ocean. Fuck Whales.
No Crimea no problem
THOSE FUCKERS IN ICELAND HAVE HAD IT TOO GOOD FOR TOO LONG
>>24718300
NO, VANCOUVERITES (myself included) WANT BLOOD
Dear texas, more nukes plz
from SJ
Sweden is doing gods work by keeping Zimbabwe nuked.
>>24718276
fucking Philippines nuke the China, not me you're idiot
>>24718315
>>24718305
>>24718306
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>>24718274
>>24718265
Going to war with /k/ would fun.
Washington will be ded soon too
Look in the Pacific.
COLORADO FAG HERE
I'm attacking the little known island of Smith Island off the coast of Thailand in the Andaman Sea.
Holy fuck; I didn't know kazakhstan was that huge.
Who the fuck bombed my single UK base?
>>24718330
>never forget
>>24718367
This is the ONLY way to learn geography.
>>24718242
Also,
>tfw accidentally nuke'd myself at the beginning
>>24718331
China not shooting back, no fun
>tfw 50 cent party not firing back
>>24718340
Is there a similar game we can play?
who nuked the aus desert
>>24717993
underrated post
>>24718380
>mfw when I killed myself
Goodbye Falklands
>That one lonely marine in Okinawa
turning Wyoming into he zone for /k/'s pleasure
>>24717993
Top fucking kek
Also, someone is surcuring our sothren border. Thanks m80!
Dear California,
Fuck you.
>Sincerely, Nebraskan
>>24718430
Dear Nebraska,
Bring it
> fuck you, California
How do I start my own base here in eastern michigan
what the shit philippines
GET FUCKED ALBERTA
from:
Vancouver
>>24718430
Dear Nebraskan,
My family is in California, so fuck you.
Love, Montana
Niggas we need to revenge Rhodesia.
>Swastika in Russia
Didn't they try that once before..?
Dear LA,
Fuck your shit
>From bay area
>>24718488
East or West?
We need to concentrate our efforts to assist the people of Australia by deploying a multi-platform coalition strike of intercontinental ballistic missiles against the Emu menace.
Our hearts and prayers to you, People of Australia.
>but not you, abos
>>24718430
>>24718498
I'm the one causing the commiefornian civil war. do you not see the constant stream of nukes?
fuck you, Beijing.
with love,
Manila.
>that guy in vancouver nuking Alberta
fuck you, hippy
>britain nukes ireland, argentina and the middle east
kek
kansas city here
why can't you fuckers leave me alone
also fuck off witchita you pricks
I have my reasons.
i'm clean
>>24718488
Dear Bay Area
You're the reason our state is nofunz. Fuck your shit.
>Socal
>yfw /k/ would launch nuclear weapons to spell rude things on thier enemies homes
>yfw /k/ would wage any sort of war like this
/k/ a magical place
>>24718547
you just mad that the oil market has crashed.
get fucked wildrose
>>24718533
>tfw was too busy glassing BRs into oblivion to notice I had been transformed into the worlds largest windowpane
Thats a nuke joke and a "holy shit Nebraska is so depressingly flat" joke all in one.
This game just sits there for me. Why can't i do anything?
>>24718575
Dear socal,
You want round 2 bitch nigga?
>fuck you, Bay area
Jesus fuck Greenland is huge
>>24718585
>implying wildrose party is even partially relevant in alberta
>>24718612
someone just took out Chile.
>>24718599
Dear bay area,
Your useless tech startup propped up by your daddy can't save you now.
>Bring it, Socal
i have nuked the Atlantic in the name of /k/
fuck you st. louis
Beijing is kill
i guess Fifty Cent shills aren't allowed to play the game in their sweatshops. oh well
>>24718660
get fucked royals fag
Guys all I see is the map. I have no option to choose my location nor launch. HALP.
california is ded
Well, the important parts
Jesus Christ, New Zealand
Someone help me maintain my smiley nuke death-face in the Atlantic!
>>24718673
world series never 5get nigger
>>24718642
Dear Socal,
Look who's fuckin talkin hollywood panzy ass fucks. Stop wasting our damn water
> Fuck you and your beaches, nocal
>>24718683
We made too many sheep jokes.
>>24718650
You've done God's work
>>24718640
VANCOUVERITES CRAVE THE BLOOD OF CHILEANS
>>24718676
THIS
I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER
GET READY FOR THE STORM
There is a Vietnam fucking shit bomb him like it is 1965.
>>24718678
was just going to say
> not taking advantage of nuking CA
HATE FEEDS THE DAWG! UGA STRONK! FUCK FLORIDA!
Dear Socal,
I thought we had a truce there for a bit?
>From, Norcal
>>24718676
You have to allow the site show where you live on the map, if you decline then no fun for you
>>24718670
>>24718626
tru
Im seriously out of touch with Alberta politics
>tfw im studying poli sci and that's embarrassing as fuck
>>24718737
But I allowed it. I want to have fun
>>24718734
ALSO FUCK BAMA ELEPHANTFUCKERS!
Get fucked, Missouri
they said i was mad to nuke-mine the kentucky border. I'll show them mad
Dear Socal,
Trcue for now?
>from, norcal
>>24718776
I don't know why there wasn't more of this.
>>24718774
support
i'm the guy who made a dick on st. louis
Who's trying to write nigger in the Southern Ocean?
>>24718696
Dear Bay Area,
You're just jealous cuz your beaches are shit and filled with dykes whale watching because they feel kinship with fat mammals. The last major motion pictures filmed in your place was The Room and Birdemic. Nuff said.
>Quit electing Nancy Pelosi you faggots, Socal
>PS: fuck Fresno too.
>>24718776
the great commiefornian civil war
>>24717199
/Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_m1owwrh54
I wonder what the map would look like if the dots didn't disappear
>>24718706
had a better one in the north Atlantic didnt know if anyone caught it
>>24718795
Dear Bay Area,
Sure. Lets set aside our differences and fight our real enemy: Arizona
>Socal
>>24718832
There much wrong with you too socal but my hatred for fresno and toher areas override it
> Bay Area
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3MxeilsAg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0emX5RgZQ
FUCK YOU CUNTS THIS IS FOR TAKING OUR HORSE AND PAVLOVA AUSTRALIA SHITS
>>24718853
Agreed
we should make a murder /k/ube that spans the globe
>>24718874
This
awesome. And pointless? But fun.
>>24718836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdtAFIl2jhc
>Not Tom Lehrer
you pleb
kek
>Detroit
aaand I'm in Jew York for some reason
>>24718895
more lehrer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDFqoReof6A
>tfw learning more about geography playing this than in all my years in public school
th-thanks, /k/
>mfw this entire thread.
Somewhere, OPpeinhemier is shaking his head at us gravely, smiling.
Dear Socal,
What are your thoughts on a coordinated strike on Chicago?
>Your bae, bay area
>>24718922
Your very welcome.
What's with the hate of Mongolia?
Also thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHM52usPvY8
ANUS
Mongolia got shit on
>>24718920
why is Lehrer so based
>>24718967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs
because he's learnt to love the bomb
>>24718952
>>24718962
FUCK Mongolia.
I HAVE CLAIMED THE GREEN LAND IN THE NAME OF /k/ MAY WE STALK THE FROZEN LANDS FOR ALL TIME
>>24718943
Dear Bay Area,
Aren't they gonna kill themselves eventuall? Fuck it; lets do i!
>Your boo. Socal
Dear dallas,
Fug you :DDDDDD
>bay area
Fuck you texas.
-Love Australia.
>norcal hitting Vietnam and the Philippines, too
The enemy of my enemy is friend, sorry about nuking you earlier. N-no hard feelings, right?
>Nebraskan still here
>>24719030
Aren't you glassed to hell and back?
>>24719026
We could have had the world, you and I UK.
-Sincerely, The Confederate States of America
I NEED BACKUP
>>24719044
Nebraska is infested with Mexicans and a few Polish immigrants.
We rebuilt.
>>24719048
someone nuked my town so I obliterated the east coast
>>24719076
...This is perfectly fine with Dixie.
Also...where are all those nukes doing heading to South America? Surely you're not bothering the Argies...
>>24719051
ALMOST THERE
>Despite being locked in a nuclear winter and forced deep underground, Madagascar retains it's amazingly healthy population
>Doctors are astounded, stating 'they should be dead from all the fucking radiation'
>In response, the president of Madagascar issued this statment to the press
>"We shut down the ports just before the first bomb struck"
Dear Philippines,
Nigga i din do nuffin
>southern Bay area fag
3 Colorado fags.
Feels good.
Wanna glass Egypt chaps?
>>24719091
Got it
>>24719087
see >>24719037
I love how Americans are nuking commiefornia, but leaving Russia alone
>>24719105
>"We shut down the ports just before the first bomb struck"
my feeble attempts at spreading the /k/ubes will
>>24719118
Russian aint nearly as bad as CA m8
MADAGASCAR GETTING BTFO
>mfw when in Chattanooga and the Brit misses me everytime
>mfw when someone out West nails me.
SOCAL YOU JUST DONE DIDDLY DUG YOURSELF A GLASS GLOW IN THE DARK COFFIN.
Secessionist pigs are glass
Long live General Sherman
aw shiiit
Fuck Rio de Janeiro
>captcha iboom
>>24719105
underbreaded toast
One order of glass pyramids coming up.
alright, i know some Flipbros are in here
>wanna glass Maguindanao? fuck the BBL.
>>24719139
Ports Closed Motherfucker!
>>24719163
>>24719175
I was trying to write JEWS next to Israel. Thanks, you dicks.
I saw that NoCAL, leave Bama alone.
africa bout to get BTFO
I have removed Brittania
>>24719195
I din do nuffin
>from the more souther nocal guy
>>24719188
>Already ahead of you m8
>>24719208
>including ireland
worth it
ADELAIDE AUSTRALIA HAS BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
>>24719210
He was right on the boarder with Oregon, then logged off. You're good.
>Not Brasil
Come on you guys
>>24719228
All I've been doing is drawing a swastika in algeria
Chad is deeply concerned
Why is no one bombing the fuck out of Turkey?
ITT
>>24719245
Sorry, just saw a massive launch.
Also, East Ridge Bro, I hit Baghdad too.
Dear Hawaii,
Fuck you.
Sincerely,
Adelaide
>>24719271
on it m8
>>24719279
it's all good
Remove Turkshit
>>24719237
>be Rio de Janeiro
>trying to write JEWS next to israel and help complete the swastika
>retaliation happens because I like some 50 times on the map
>England throws some shit over at me
>they pass over to Argentine
B A S E D
>>24719237
>argentina has been flattened for the past 5 minutes by one guy
my sides
>>24718428
I do my best
>>24719301
>Parents heading to Istanbul for a vacation tomorrow
Guess who just inherited a million dollar house!!!!!
>>24719237
God bless the queen
