> Be me
> Be 15 ABE
> Enlist in galactic army as 19D, recruiter promised me ATST loader yea rite
> Be riding around bikes on some forested shit planet
> Wow this is boring where's the enemy?
> Suddenly some fagget in a cloak is riding around on a speeder bike WTF
> Insurgents everywhere, even the fucking squirrels are throwing rocks at us
> Jump on speederbike to physically alert my allies even though i have a communications system that could talk to them instantly
> Run into a tree while i'm distracted
> MFW
Your dumb ass just had to go scout should of gone navy.
There was actually an imperial army. Their commandos were top notch, the rest was pretty mediocore. The storm trooper corps had no at-ats, for example, they were an attached group, and field commander veers was army. Storm Troopers = marines, and scouts are first recon
>>24689049
Oh please, like the navy has a fucking clue what they're doing.
Have you seen those new "superweapon" star destroyers you've been building? Who the fuck designed those?
>>24690375
Gotta spend that budget to get more credits next year, dog.
>>24688865
>yfw a fucking brood of tyranids swarms over your faggot body and you didnt hit one of them because your blaster is shit and you cant aim for shit
Tartanfag reporting in again. Waiting on promotion board so I can finally get out of the boonies and on a cruiser.
Alrighty holonet, help me paint the new whip. Pulled this baby off a junk pile on Metalorn a few months ago, been piecing her back toget her ever since. When new vectoring rings for the drives come in next week she'll be fit to fly, so I've gotta have her looking fresh before then.
So do I restore the old GAR colors, or should I try something original?
>>24690720
Look up who she flew under and paint her up that way and see if she ever had any nose art.
>>24690774
How the fuck am I supposed to find that out? Pretty sure a clone pilot won't be around to say, and even if the Empire still keeps those kinds of records, I can't access them. I was thinking just plain crimson and cream, vintage but still anonymous.
I know a guy who salvaged a direct Consular-class cruiser, painstakingly restored it down to the last detail, and then got pinched for stealing government property when a customs rat ran the markings. I'd really like to avoid that.
Hi guys! What's with the new uniforms? I missed the last carrier back in Tatooine and had to work my ass off to get a ride back, what did i miss?
>>24691111
Top kek, also love me some GAR plastoid. Sure, you can't sit in it for more than 30 minutes without getting cramps in places you didn't know you had, but the HUD, comms, and optics aren't terrible, and that shit will stop slugthrower and shrapnel just fine. Best budget armor IMO. Own three suits, a phase 1 and two phase 2s, one stock and one scout variant.
>>24691111
quite a bit, actually. they gave us these new glowing belts, to stop "unitentional fire" like that will help. they call them PT belts.
>be me
>pulling shitty radio duty on bridge
>make remark about new holodeck sex restrictions
>some nigger with a giant vagina on his forehead spergs out about "muh warrior culture"
>mfw
Amidoinitrite?
>>24691169
Now I want to see a tie covered in pt belts.
>>24690264
I did not know that and I feel informed.
Also the clone wars mini series (animated by the guy who did samurai jack) was tits.
>>24689049
Yeah, fucking recruiter got me with that line two solar cycles ago.
Now I fly a damn speedy durasteel deathtrap in human wave tactics like it's trench warfare or something here in the void. I swear whatever asshat designed our fighter doctrine is a fool.
At least we fly fast, plus the Interceptor and the new Avengers and Defenders look pretty damn swell.
>>24692004
Its surprising that they don't even offer shields to veteran pilots. You poor bastard, you should have joined the Imperial Stormtrooper officer corps like me m8. The local wildlife can be nasty at times like pic related, so long as we got control over the skies, its all good
>>24692038
Maybe if I don't land a spot in an Interceptor wing by the end of my tour I'll put in for a transfer to the stormies or the walker corps, figure my piloting skills might transfer over.
Either way though, it'll be a shame to not see any more great sights like pic related.
What the fuck is wrong with all you neckbeards?You make /k/'s cosmoline-soaked hero fantasies look normal by comparison.
>>24692436
>I don't know what fun is
Besides, /k/ and /tg/ are best buddies, so this kind of thing isn't uncommon
>Been troopin for a good 4 years now.
>Life is good.
>So, of course I get stationed on the desertiest shit stain of a planet we can offer.
>Pulling guard with Steve.
>I do not like Steve.
>Been told we have to be on the lookout for droids.
>Does anyone higher up not realize every planet is crawling in droids, can we be specific for once?
>See two dudes roll up, and sure enough two droids with them, shocker.
>Ask one of them about droids, basic orders, etc.
>Old man looks me dead in the eye.
>Mind goes blank for a second, realize they are not the droids we are looking for.
>Yell at Steve for being an idiot and making us bother citizens.
>>24692436
Hello newfriend, shut up and sit in the corner where the no fun allowed sign is.
>>24692436
>implying you don't fantasize about removing wookie or whatever your fiction of choice is
>>24693406
Just so you know, Steve thinks you're a jackass, those were clearly the droids you were looking for, your fucking brainfart ruined everything.
>>24693461
Steve needs to stop talking in the first goddamn person like he does all the fucking time.
>>24693461
Fuck off Steve, let it go.
>>24693477
Shut up, he can't help it. It's a condition.
>>24693498
Yeah, so is flinching when he pulls the trigger.
>>24693523
What? FUCK YOU.
>>24693523
Hey, hey now. We all do that sometimes. With the guns they give us the shots could go fucking anywhere! I swear some of my shots just go straight up.
And before any of you go on about muh marksmanship, my hands are steady as fucking rocks. Used to hit womp-rats at two hundred metres when I was a kid.
>>24693538
COME AT ME BRO!
Oh wait, they sent you to the other side of the fucking system because you let the droids get away!
I remember telling the commander about that now! Oh me and those brain farts of mine!
>>24693539
I land shots on center mass nearly every time, kid.
It's just those asshole wizards smack your good shots away with those sabers.
Have you ever wondered... What the rebels would think if our blasters also fired green?
>Sensor operator on shitty outer rim cruiser
>comlink to bro in comms department above my station screen
>Ring him up in the middle of communication periods to fuck with him
>Commander behind me goes wookie-wild and threatens to put my head through vis-screen
>tfw
>Be off duty.
>Inna Cantina, fuck the commander, this work is rough I earned this drink.
>Nearly choke when I see two Jedi enter the place.
>Tactically start shitting myself because I forgot to carry my blaster.
>Shot rings out in the Cantina, everything goes silent.
>Some asshole just shot his buddy, didn't even try to shoot the rebels.
>mfw the band starts back up.
Being hungover in a helmet sucks btw.
>Me am Stormtrooper.
>I ams dumb and haves easy to hack communication system!
>My armor is shiny and white outside but full of my poop inside!
>>24688865
>> Be me
Do you guys also hate it when you have casual run ins with obvious Jedi scum, and are unable to engage because you are in the middle of a city and could put citizens at risk/ not given orders to attack?
I mean, sure, you could go open fire on them like Steve would, i'm sure, but who wants an inquisitor visit?
>Be escorting a Sith Lord the other day.
>Suddenly have a thought.
>This guy can kill Jedi with his mind.
>Jedi can kill a hundred of us.
>Why does this dude need an escort?
>His head sort of pivots and looks me straight in the eye.
>(It's really spooky when they can lock on like that through our visors.)
>And he just kinda smirks at me.
>Like he knew what I was just thinking.
>Be me
>Stationed on Ryloth
>Guarding some navy Nerf herders at the refueling outpost
>Go on leave with NCO
>Motherfucker has to be the hardest guy in our unit
>Never seen imhim go so weak in the knees before
>Long story short, he got fucked up, and cut of a Twi'Lek pleasure slave's Lekku
>Motherfucker got a medal
On the lookout for a concussion rifle holonet. I'm torn between the LJ-50, W-80, and pic related, the Stouker.
Other suggestions for a heavy rifle are welcome, money is no object.
>>24695249
Don't bother, mate. Get yourself a DH-X. It'll blow a hole clean through an Abyssin, with no need for expensive proprietary ammo and finnicky, unstable power cores. Just plain old regular Tibana.
>>24695652
Forgot my image.
Hey guys, octuple barbecue fag here. Ask me anything about gunnery and general ISD-II ops while I'm waiting for the firing circuts to realign.
>>24691111
Gungan, please. If you were a real clone trooper you'd be dead right now due to the accelerated aging process. This is a massive case of stolen valor right here. I hope some dark trooper finds you and goes all sarlaac on your butt.
>>24692168
>rebel SSD
absolutely disgusting. Also, think about how many tons of paint that would be.
>>24693661
>easy to hack comms
Where do people get these jokes?
Be Imperial Observer, they said.
You'll get to direct bombardments from Imperial Star Destroyers, they said.
>mfw I just spend 12 hour days learning infantry maneuvers with the Storm Troopers
>mfw the Navy just uses Tie Fighters to direct ground bombardments instead
Greentext storytime?
>Get reassigned to Tattooine
>Command is looking for jedi with some droids
>Patrol the desert for 8 hours a fuckin day
>This shithole has 2 fuckin suns
>Get word that said jedi and droids managed to escape in Mos Eisley
>CO is pissed we end up in some cantina and get drunk
>I end up fucking a twi'lek whore
Pic related, its my unit. I'm the one in the hat
>>24697567
Dunno what battleground you roll with, we do fire missions called by forward observers all the time.
>>24697843
BattleGROUP. Fucking holopad. We can navigate hyperspace using Droid the size of trashcans, but can't make a fucking autocorrect that doest garble everything you type.
>>24690375
Just imagian the numbers of star destroyers you could have for that, literally flood whatever system you invade with starships. No rebles would escape because instead of space there would only be star destroyers
>>24697914
We've got plenty of Star Destroyers. We need more pickets for our battlegroups, more escorts for shipping, and hyperspace capable fighters to chase down cells of rebels.
>>24690375
>literally takes months to send supplies from one end of the ship to the other
it's the dumbest and yet sexiest thing I've seen in a while, fund it.
>>24697843
Yeah, but something like 93% of all fire missions are directed by TIEs, probe droids, or telemetry officers based on information received by probe droids.
>>24690505
Wrong universe m8.
Although, seeing Darth Vader going head to head with a Khornite Bloodthirster would be epic
>>24688865
Endor is a moon you filthy fucking casual cum receptacle.
>>24688865
Has anyone here fired a rebel gun?
They look so...weird
>>24698308
>TWO MAGAZINES
YO
>>24698126
Again, I dunno how your battlegroup does things, but easily a third of the shots I fire in support of ground operations are directed by forward observers.
>>24698357
One for power, one for gas. What, you challanged or something?
>>24692168
how the fuck did the rebels get an SSD?
>>24698308
>Never fired an A280
You haven't lived yet.
>>24698479
They captured the Lusankya when they captured Coruscant.
>>24698373
>>24697843
lol, arguing over whose make-believe is more make-believy.
ISB here. Watching this thread.
>>24698548
>>24698548
>I'm super serious guys. Super serious.
>>24698560
Good luck, I'm behind like seven proxies. Btw I truck 400 tons of glitterstim on the regs; I fill out the rest of my hold with DL-44s and Class-A thermal detonators.
Enjoy chasing my signal from Bespin to Dubrillion and back.
>>24698719
I will literally reach out and slap you through the holonet, criminal scum. Your petty signal masking won't save you for long.
>>24698734
Lol, I'm sipping Randoni Yellow Plagues just waiting for it.
Those liberal fucks back at Coruscant. They've made what, six movies about fucking rebel sandniggers and now filming seventh one?!
>be me
>join the academy
>graduate
>transferred to black squadron because most of them are dead and I was the best goddamn pilot in my class
>die because some faggot in a flying pancake had illegal AG-2G quad lasers on his ship
Why can't people follow the goddamn rules.
>>24698763
We'll see about that.
>>24698793
We're working hard to find the source.
>0BBY
>not practicing the Rodian rumble
>>24698939
>rodian rumble
>not Empire execution
>>24698502
There were only two Executor-class SSDs ever built.
By the time the rebels got the Lusankya, the Executor was already gone along with Death Star #2.
>>24698964
>not calling it the tatooine triple trigger
>>24698964
Watch your mouth.
>>24698912
We will, won't we?
>>24698899
Sounds like someone's mad he's stuck in a flying firecracker. AG-2Gs are the shit, freedom as fuck. Replaced my waist guns with 'em, still had enough power to feed chin mounted ions, an extra pair of turbos on my belly, and push the drives hard, and that was just with the stock reactor.
>>24698979
>not the Corellian conga
>>24699014
>not the Geonosis 3 shot process
stay linguistically pleb
>>24699036
URRRK, URK URK URK!!!
>>24699036
>Geonosis 3 shot process
Oh fuck that's good
I raise you the utapau you dead now
>>24698972
But anon, you are wrong.
>>24699090
Chandrila killa.
>>24699090
>Not the Endor End-a-Whore
>>24699389
>not the Tython be gone
The Trandoshan top-down plan
>>24698984
Wow, sure thing, mom. You want me to help you with the dishes while I'm at it?
You ISB faggots are all so stuffy. Even Storms and TIE jockey know how to slum it up. Maybe you'd have an easier time enforcing that authoritarian regime if you knew how to be a little less puritanical, yeah?
Imperial Order would be so cool if it didn't such so much.
>>24693776
Nah don't worry about it they just do that to mess w- asdiuafeuifiaugohaeoguhe
>>24698373
Probably a battlegroup with the old model TIES when the bombers didn't have targeting software or under a commander that doesn't want to wreck his stormies with danger close orbital bombardment.
>>24699886
Actually, closer to the later. A bunch of our Stormie officers are Novatrooper and Storm Commando rejects. Real death or glory types. There's a couple in particular that are lucky they haven't been fragged, but that's another matter. None of the bucket heads complain about the fireworks, and my battery hasn't had a blue on blue since before I showed up.
>>24699886
The bigger navy ships have a mix of more eccentric TIEs, like the TIE/fc Fire Control platform. Anything with a smaller capacity like the old Victories or Venators isn't liable to have space for a specialty platform like that and will rely on observers or probe droids.
>the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the force
O rly? Lets just see how significant the force really is. So far as we know you can't blow up a planet with the force so there's that. Technological terror: 1, Sorcerer's ways:0
But then lets look at what the force CAN do:
>choke out a bitch in your line of sight, big whoop
>communicate faster than the speed of light, not a big deal when people hyperdrive around anyway
>move things slightly heavier than you, so can a forklift
>shoot lightning bolts, so can an arc cannon
>mind trick, imperial propaganda does it better and on a bigger scale
>maybe it can give you an edge in combat, but that doesn't fucking matter when they blow your planet up
>>24700249
Moreover, the ability to destroy a planet was insignificant compared to the ability to render a planet lifeless for much, much, much cheaper.
BD0 has been a thing since the Clone Wars. My battlegroup can do it in about three hours, four if the target is heavily developed.
DSI and DSII were literally worthless wastes.
>>24700234
Sort of. We don't have any TIE/fcs because we don't have any TIE/gts. ISDs almost universally get at least the current stuff, if not the really good shit; I've never seen an ISD-I or -II that had TIE/gt instead of TIE/sa. But once you start getting into more remote postings, you'll be surprised at the kind of relics you'll find.
>>24700234
Victory 2s don't have TIE/fcs but Victory 1s do since we are bombardment ships. We don't carry bombers though.
>>24700080
Thinking about it if we have stormies deployed usually they call it in and I double check with the probes or the TIEs unless I'm using the big missiles. They don't call them city killers for nothing.
>>24700323
The relics are what make outer rim patrols interesting. What surprises me is what else passes for a snubfighter out there. I saw a bubba'd up Eta-2 with Y-wing nacelles at one point. I wanted to put it out of its misery.
>>24700520
You were in the rim? Tell me more about uglies.
>>24700520
How the hell did it even mount those?
>>24700520
Uglies are a laaaaugh. Best I've ever seen was a YT-1300 with the center-mounted cockpit, and either he got blasted or clipped by some space junk, because the entire back end was ripped open, drives shot to hell. This guy had literally salvaged four drives from AIAT/is and strapped them onto his shit. It was easily the most hilarious thing I've seen in all 5 and 1/2 years I've been doing this job.
>>24700665
Every now and then, you see one built by someone who really knows what they're doing. Still ass-ugly, but close to a match for modern line fighters.
Buuut most are total disasters made from illegally scavenged dreck, things like Cloakshapes and Y-wings and so on. Lots of stuff with TIE bits, and not many of them had the serial numbers filed off. Captain liked to tractor them in and repossess imperial property, and kick them and the leftovers back into space. I think half the uglies out there won't even enter atmosphere without breaking up.
>>24700665
Different guy but I've never seen to many uglies. The Clone War surplus market is still pretty good. I get a couple of the standard TIE cockpit with Y-wing parts but that is really it.
>>24700840
...That poor astromech. It must be screaming for death.
>>24700865
I don't know that's mounting some serious fire power if it flies well it would be pretty good.
>>24700897
You know what, I take it back. Knowing some of the astromechs that we've got kicking around on my ship, the little guy's probably cackling with glee.
Obnoxious little fuckers, the lot of 'em.
>>24700827
Looked to me like someone tried to fly a 4 meter wide starfighter through a 3 meter wide hole. Edges of both wings looked to be removed in an accident, and the Y-wing engines were just wired into the busted sockets.
>>24700923
Don't I know it. We've got a tenacious little R1 doing our jumps for us, and I swear the bastard is backing himself up somehow. No matter how often we wipe him, he still drops us in practically on top of whatever planet we're headed to. Hell of an entrance, but there's gonna be an accident someday.
>>24700944
Talk to your protocol units if you have any; there's an R5 I work with who's been known to strong-arm them with his plasma cutter. We'd have scrapped the thing if it didn't know our octuple cannons better than the manufacturers.
>>24700983
Not a lot of free-roaming droids in the engine section of a Neb-B. Access is kinda limited overall, unless there's an MSE that's the cause of this trouble. It's not a huge concern, I just don't want the captain to get blamed for a Hoth-style fuck-up. He's a good guy, hard but fair. Another year and a half and I figure he'll get to move up to a proper Star Destroyer, s'long as we keep our noses clean.
>Be me
>Newly mobilized unit out Coruasant
>Battalion is in gear for first deployment
>Get psyched as fuck
>Orders come down
>Deploying to Naboo
>WTF man? Gaaaaaaaaaay
>Disappointment.holocron
>3 weeks en-route
>In orbit
>Mission is to subjugate populace and quell insurrection
>PleasantSuprise.holocron
>Spend next 3 months stomping Gungans and shooting Naboo rich kids and their libtard parents in the face
Best deployment ever man, crashed for like 2 weeks in some yuppie's uptown townhouse, pissed on their couches and and broke out all the windows before we left.
>>24700665
Different guy here too, found some ancient shit near the Outer Rim. Some fucker had made this wannabe Millennium Falcon trash ages back and it was still being used by a bunch of smuggler cunts. Fucking mad.
>>24701111
Neb-B's are good postings, so long as you don't get assigned as a shipping escort; IIRC Rebel raiding fleets like pinching y'all along with the freight.
>>24701158
Holy shit. Mandalorian has 28 words describing somebody as an idiot, and you're ALL of them.
I suppose you painted it blue and sprayed a goddamn rainbow on the hull.
>>24699127
Did the EU throw in another Executor-class SSD?
I'm not talking about the Eclipse-class or whatever its called.
>>24701170
Outer rim patrols can be pretty terrifying too. At least when you step in it, everyone's surprised. Convoy duty means the other guy's coming in ready. Like this time we hopped into an empty sector, and an absolute storm of fighters came off from some moon we weren't even going to check. Lost a shield generator to all the torps and ion before we bugged out. R1 dropped us pretty much on top of the sector Moff's estate, and our COMPNOR boy had some words for him.
>>24701212
The colours look nice, though. I had to clear out a load of ancient proto-utility droid trash from the storage compartments too.
>>24701270
There was the Executor, the Terror, Vengeance, Guardian, Annihilator, Reaper, Brawl, Night Hammer, and Intimidator. And that's just off the top of my head.
Always thought the Assertor-class was superior. No cityscape for snubfighters to pull TRD in.
>>24701341
Old Republic cream and crimson are eternal classics. I paint every ship in own in it.
>>24701442
Better lighting on my pride and joy.
>>24701442
>tfw you will never aimlessly patrol Taris for hours
Feels bad, man.
>>24701344
Wow, people really like SSDs.
Did any of them besides the Executor and the Lusankya get rammed into battle stations or worldships?
>>24701486
The Eclipse rammed a bunch of ships if I recall correctly, but nothing that huge.
>>24688865
This thread is a clear example of why /k/ is starting to suck so much.
>>24701486
And yeah, they're fucking great. SSDs can do a Base Delta Zero that will take my entire battle group three hours, in half that, all on its own. They completely lock down the most vital routes through Imperial space, and they are THE asset to anchor any major deep space engagement or planetary assault.
>>24698308
meanwhile at yaven....
>>24701549
Too bad, so sad, cry more faggot. They reach the post limit every time.
>>24701442
>30 years since yavin
>rebel command STILL using T65, just with a flimsier wing and headhunter intakes
>we'll never get the E-wing, K-wing
>>24701623
You've clearly never touched an XJ5. Take it from me, they're sweetness incarnate.
>>24698548
>not reading the usernames
>>24701742
Muh anoneemoose!
Muh namefags
Muh cancer killing \K\
>>24701442
>>24701460
I want to like the E-wing... but I fucking hate the Knicks.
>>24701685
well that was fine back in the day, but since SLAM drives came into play and gun cooling got gud, the X-wing pattern is just inefficient and harder to aim effectively
>>24701789
Haha! I don't even follow basketball and that was funny.
>even the fucking squirrels are throwing rocks at us
i did lol
>>24701147
So you were one of those troopers on Naboo. It's like no one realizes that outside the cities we are all about blasters and shit on Naboo.
>>24701612
Neck beard assburger thread reaches thread limit... in /k/??? who would have guessed?
This place is shit, and so are you and all of the other 12 year olds.
>>24701797
Inefficient, yes, but iconic and very well-developed. The New Republic has a huge pool of experience flying the X-wing; so long as it still works, it makes sense to keep it in service.
>>24701873
I mean weapons are being discussed. It's far more /k/ then a lot of threads that degenerate into stormfronting or idiotic political arguments.
>replace all clonetroopers with natural born human recruits
>stormtroopers lose Endor to the viet cong monkeys
humanity fucking sucks
>>24701569
Man weren't you arguing like a rotation ago that we had to many dreadnaughts and not enough escorts?
>>24701931
Well yeah, but too few would be just as bad. They play a vital role, but the Grand Moffs got obsessed with 'em and lost sight of other less glamorous but equally important areas.
>>24701549
starting to suck? nigga these threads have been going on for years. /k/ has always "sucked" so either get the fuck off this website or stop complaining
>>24700249
> Darth Vader chock hold
> use force to open garbage chute
> down the tube good for nothing imperial officer goes . .
APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED .
>>24701905
>Discussing fictional weapons, not even trying to compare them to real life
>Discussing tons of other random shit
Yep, board content
>>24701906
It was the natural progression of things. Clones were far too expensive to do the jobs that we needed the Stormtroopers for. That, and the Clone Troopers were not a good longterm investment; it's almost impossible to cultivate a cadre of instructors from seasoned veterans when everyone starts dropping dead when they hit 40.
>>24702018
I heard people just fake being choked so that they don't get cut up with his lightsaber. Then again I've never seen the plastic man cause lol inna Geonosis deployment.
Nothing interesting happens in this desert dump
>>24702072
150 replies, 35 images, 65 posters. You literally could not be more wrong.
>>24702072
Oh hey! I hate people who don't agree with me too! But I shut the fuck up and don't do anything cause it's useless to do so
>>24702083
>0 weapons
Stay pleb, you 12 year old faggot.
>>24701954
I seriously don't understand why the Grand Moffs still think about fighting the rebels conventionally and don't develop any COIN doctrines
>>24702123
>DC 15 is not a weapon
Why don't you complain about technical's and fictional weapon threads too?
>>24701838
Go to fucking opchan or whatever the fuck it is then.
>>24701995
>Talking about nice things you'll never own.
Fuck you. That's all /k/ is.
>>24702125
Because they're the ones sitting on the bridges of the SSDs, wondering why the shit ain't working.
Also, all of the experienced Old Republic officers got shitcanned, along with all of the effective docrines that let us win a war that was stacked against us from the start.
Long live the Empire, butt-fuck the Emperor.
>>24702040
>>24702040
>dont make clones that die early
problem solved
>>24702176
have fun raising a clone for 20 years before he can even fight
>>24702176
Congratulations, you've now destroyed the only advantage of cloning your army.
>>24702167
Fuck, I hear the Imperial expedition to a place called Chiss space is getting good results. I might catch the next convoy over there and hope they aren't as big of a fuck up as they are in the outer rim territory
Guys, my CO keeps making us mop the floors of the Star Destroyer while listening to vode an gra'tua cuun ka'rta tor, what do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWHHwxNNFNE
>>24701995
>>24702072
>>24702123
>>24702164
>g-guys this isn't weapons related
>s-stop s-shitposting u guise pls
how fucking new are you? SW threads have been tolerated here since time immemorial and frankly, are more tolerable than /ak/ threads
fuck off back to opchan or arfcom.
>>24702315
Be glad that there's someone left from a better time and keep fucking mopping.
>>24702315
Disclipline builds character. When the coffee machine backs up in your next posting and spills scalding hot liquid all over the floors, you will know exactly what to do.
So what does the holonet think of the Praetor-II? Just got assigned as flight crew on one, I ship out tomorrow night.
>>24702349
The only vets I've ever talked to bitch about their former Jedi commanders and how they used to come up with different ways of taking out droids.
Go spam /mlp/ for fucking over NE and work for the people for once you fuck
>>24702360
>g-guys stop liking what i don't like!
>T-TOLERADED NO LONGUUUUR RAAGGHH
>imma troll dis thread until the modz pay attenshun to me
your autism is like.. Chris-chan-tier. kinda like him throwing a autistic bitchfit because Sega colored Sonic's arms blue.
yeah, you sound exactly like him.
fuck off, day/k/are, nobody likes you.
>>24702405
I always thought it looked a lot like a garden trowel. I didn't really think there was anything it did that a pair of ISDs couldn't do more cheaply and with more versatility, but since we got 'em, may as well put them to use.
>Be me
>Recruiter sells me some shit about HUMINT being a secret spy
>eat is all up
>sent to the Imperial Language school and selected to learn Tusken
>get sent to Tatooine
>spend all day talking to fucking Raiders who can't even use toilet paper telling me how our troops are oppressive invaders like I give a shit
>I will never EVER get to leave
>mfw
>>24702448
just hide it. All he's doing is making the bumps run out.
Goddamn Alderaan newbies
>>24702464
Go AWOL before you get a gaffi stick up the ass. Take it from someone who grew up on that shithole, all a Tusken knows how to do is prey on others. Even the Jawas loathe them, that should tell you all you need to know.
>>24702464
You should have asked to transfer into a language that is useful. Like Wookie or Bothan, cause if you find either species, you know you'll get them to cough up the location of an insurgent base
>>24702464
Why, WHY would you let them select Tusken for you? Literally any other language would be more worth it, even Ugor. And they're living slime!
>>24693711
That's what the commando teams are for man. You gather the Intel and they pull off an op. Ever since the clone wars ended they've taken higher casualties though. It's like they always know the commandos are coming
>>24702522
fuck Ugor's they are shifty fuckers. One tried to steal my grandfathers DC 15 from me when I was taking it to get repaired by faking its own death in front of me
>>24697438
Wasn't there a mando somewhere looking for a cure for that? Hell with the collapse of the Republic who knows what resources he was able to gather. This clone could be legit if that mando found a fix
>>24702360
Serious question; how much does having crippling autism affect your daily life?
>>24702601
hide his posts
>>24702360
This is off topic and does not belong on /k/
>>24702616
Or better yet do more than hide them if you catch my drift.
>>24702631
shove a lightsaber up his ass and turn it on?
Scotty, did you just beam me to another universe?
>>24700249
Did you exchange your standard issue grey officer's cap for a fedora?
>>24702659
m'grandmoff
>this thread
It's a shame that autistic faggot is going to ruin it.
Oh well. I'm sure his mom will give him a puzzle to do soon
>>24690375
Still like a third the size of the Deathstar
>mfw an aspie nogunz anon got triggered this hard
I am now encouraged to participate more than ever. Congrats, sir.
>>24702671
Also relevant to pic.
>>24702461
Honestly, it's been growing on me. The recruiter told me that I'll not be seeing much action at all, but he wanted me to go for a bulk cruiser posting, and I'm not that stupid. The way I see it, it's a nice safe job guarding vital hyperspace lanes; cushy, but still making a difference.
>>24702659
>dat pic
Toppest kek
>>24702745
>posts /r9k/ memes
>>24702671
>be me
>stormtrooper on star destroyer
>hear princess Leia is in our hangers
>decide to be le gallant gentleman and hold door of her ship open for her
>plant det charge
>"m'lady"
>MFW I get shot by some rebel scum and she runs off to fuck some bad-boy smuggler jerk
friend-zoned again
>>24702750
I made it myself.
Save it, it's all yours my friend
>>24702728
Yeah, I think it's sitting in a sweet spot. Too expensive to deploy all over the place or in hotspots, not Executor-huge where it -has- to be the backbone of a major fleet. Still, expect the worst sorts of career officers and prestige-seeking brown nosers.
>>24688865
>see jawa land crawler
>zoom in with blasters a blazing
>fucked up those jawas shit
>range time paid off most likely will impress the locals
>>24690375
Everything about this was fucking hysterical
Prime kek material
>tfw superior infantry concept
>tfw robbed of deserved glory because of Frog Jews fucking up massively due to their Frog Jew ways
Neimoidians gonna do their thang, I guess...
>>24702812
Honestly, I couldn't give a womprat's ass. I'm in it for the insurance, and to work with fighters.
>>24702778
goddamn rebels get all the bitches, my friend faked being a rebel for a day (Im in HUMINT so I'd know if he was an actual rebel) just to see how he got treated. Women figuratively begged him to sleep with them.
What made it great is he took the girls back to his house that is decked from top to bottom with Imperial trophies, banners and old war gear.
>>24702768
Goddamn robots
Why can't they just turn off their damn emotion processors like pic related. Who even needs an emotional toaster?
>>24702823
Not really. The hardware was alright, but the software was truly atrocious.
>>24702844
If they made it better looking, people would pay top dollar to fuck an emotional toaster.
>>24695249
LJ-50 for sure.
>>24701954
Shit I do my job for a half hour and some fucking no blaster nemodian fucks up the thread.
That's a good point about having too few. Plus we have like four classes now so we aren't using 19km Excutors to do anything besides Command and Control for large scale fleet engagements.
>>24702922
Seems like all his posts were removed though, thank you based mods.
Yeah, four classes of dreadnought is definitely overkill, but they keep the major hyperspace lanes flawlessly secure. Without 'em, we'd be stretched even thinner than we already are.
>>24702964
You run the outer rim right? Here in the Mid Rim it's not so bad resource wise but the Pirates have real ships and most planets actually put up a fight.
>>24702866
Are there sexbots in this universe? Why was I not told of this?
How can we weaponize this?
>>24702964
A dreadnaught can actually carry enough TIEs to protect itself from most threats it can expect to stumble into. Rebs don't have the firepower handy enough to trounce one without dedicating most of their resources to it. Even the usual X-Wing swarm can't handle ~100 or so TIE/ln, let alone any interceptors it might have on board.
>>24703019
We've done tours through outer rim. Right now we're running between Bimmisaari and Lannik, patrolling the border of Hutt Space.
>>24703046
Don't bother. There's no good synth-skin substitutes out there, and the last thing you want is a programming or attitude glich and get your junk crunked. Do what everyone else does and cruise for a Twi'lek or if you're in the classy bit of the galaxy, a Zeltron. They're pretty much the same classification as droids these days anyway.
>>24703053
>X-wing swarm.
Rebel fighters don't swarm. Their fighter doctrine functions on slicing through screens to make precision ordnance strikes. And while you're right, it takes a massive amount of force to challenge a dreadnought, snubfighter squadrons are actually the most effective weapon the rebels have at their disposal; that's how they killed the Executor. Those fighters allow Rebel capital ships to win fights they'd have had no chance of surviving if they flew their fighters Imperial style.
>>24697567
Just wait for DivBombard, bro; it'll make everything better. You'll be relevant again.
Just kidding, Fire Supporters will always be red-headed step-children.
>>24703053
Most Rebellion cruisers carry more snub fighters than our ships. Plus since Rebellion fighters are hyperspace capable they can bring in far more if the battle is close to one of their occupied systems or hidden bases.
>>24703073
No shit? I'm a little more coreward about two weeks out of Kashyyyk. My battlegroup does a 6 month Marzoon to Kashyyyk patrol. Then new crews are put on and we get 6 months off. I stay on for 3 more because our halfway stop is Naboo and that's the home planet.
>>24702405
I'm a fan of the Allegiances myself but that's because its my next posting.
Never worked with a Praetor Class. Reading up in Jania's Fighting Ships it seems big which means that its either got really nice shit or is packed and crappy.
What are you flying?
>>24703173
Well fuck me. We've got another 4 pulling this circuit, then we make for Kaut for refit; I'm hopping over to Corellia to visit the old lady before my next tour.
>>24703313
Xg-1 Star Wing. Praetors are Old Republic ships; dated, but they were the good shit when they were built, so it's not Dreadnought-class kind of bad.
>>24690375
I'm not going to lie, but an ultra huge starship would make an amazing setting for a sci-fi story.
>>24703320
Kuat sucks in my opinion. More stuck up assholes then Imperial Center and a bunch of rear line asshats that expect fighting ships to be Emperor inspection ready at all times.
>>24703366
Damn straight. I'm thanking my lucky stars that nobody who works outside the battery understands the guns to inspect 'em. The guys on the flight decks are already inches from spacing themselves.
>>24703087
Are Zeltron really all that great? I've yet to be posted in a place where they live.
I did hear about some project to make a secretary/bodyguard/sexbot commissioned by some crime lord that died during a big shootout over Coruscant. Apparently he tried screwing with Vader and got Imperial alphabet soup groups claiming he was running guns or child slaves. His fucking compound burned down, along with the space station. No survivors, including said sexbot. Nothing since then.
>>24703351
Those things are armed to the teeth. Love'em. If your crew chief or who ever is doing weapons loadouts on your cruiser will let you take more anti-fighter weapons then you think you need. Might not get the glory for the big kills but you'll never pay for a drink when you empty pods of anti-fighter missiles to save you wing.
>>24703365
Yeah like Space Mutiny
>>24700249
>Not knowing a sith lord be ame imortal by consuming all life a planet, and nearly ascended to divinity by consuming all life in the galaxy
>not knowing about the firce fuelded starforge
>not knowing the infinte power of the valley of the jedi
>never witnessing a SD being pulled out of the sky.
Stay pleb fedorafag
>>24703389
Since you like the big guns so much you ever think about transferring to a Tector Class?
>>24703407
Well we're hyperspace capable, so if I had to take a guess we'll be out prowling for smugglers and pirates on the Hydian Way or something.
The XG-1 is a darling. Not fast or flashy, but good lord does she bring the hurt. I'll have no complaints if I'm popping freighters and uglies for 6 years.
>>24703428
It's crossed my mind before, but I've settled since the last time we spoke; I'm taking my next promotion on an Assertor.
>>24693461
Steve pls
>>24703504
>MOAR DAKKA
>>24703463
Always forget they are hyperspace capable. So used to every other fighter not being that way.
>>24690375
Not only that, what about building a space station with a 2 METER WIDE EXHAUST PORT that leads STRAIGHT TO THE REACTOR? It's like they hate to ever get done building shit.
>>24703313
>Jania's Fighting Ships
You made me spit my Alderaan beer, that shits isn't cheap yo
>>24703548
Not like they're making any more of the shit.
>>24703522
Two meters on a station with a 160 kilometer diameter.
That torpedo shot was the equivalent of a Piranha Beetle diving down the ass of a Krayt Dragon and killing it from the inside; nobody would reasonably expect it, but nobody would ever think to defend against it as a result.
>>24703504
Going big I see. That should be a really awesome ship to work on. I'm kinda jealous right now actually. My next posting XO of an Allegiance and that feels kinda inadequate next to an Assertor.
>>24703404
I think I know a bit about that guy. Enough that right up until he went up against the mighty Choke throttling plant, his stuff was on the no-touch list. Once he crossed that line, it was open season. I think we got a bonus at one point from the total amount of bounties and shit after all that got cleared up.
Zeltron mostly live on one planet, and it's pretty much the Orgy world. There's the occasional one out and about, and they are fantastic but real picky. Supposed to be sensitive to emotions and stuff.
>>24698006
Armchair Moff pls
I swear these Navy nerf herders get away from the moisture farm and a couple blue tabs on their chest and think they're moff fucking Tarkin
>>24703577
Pffft, you're gonna be an XO. I'm just running the dorsal battery.
>>24703595
3 blues 3 reds and a cylinder and I agree with him.
>>24703595
Lol, Tarkin's dead, and Palpatine too. Both aboard massive wastes of resources. What's that tell you about how much they knew?
I just call it like I see it.
>>24702464
URK URK URRRRRK haha that fucking sucks m8
>>24703404
>>24703591
Back when I was at the academy a buddy of mine who stayed civvie hooked up with a Zeltron, he couldn't stop ravving about it. Mentioned they got some pheromone shit that drives you wild, explains the orgy world I guess. Shame he was interning for COMPNOR at the time, word of him sleeping with an alien spread quick and he got kicked out of there faster than Vader can force-choke an Admiral.
>>24703626
Its 10% being really good at my job 90% coming from Naboo like the recently passed Emperor. My family donated a lot to his Senate campaigns and were firm Imperial supporters while our Queen was hiding Jedi. Shot through a lot of the lower officer ranks because of that. Didn't deserve any of it. I try to work as harder then anyone else so I don't look like some useless Imperial nobles son who's dad got him a bunch of blue and red square on his chest.
>>24703639
Damn it I meant 2 red 2 blues. Fucking data pad and your tiny buttons.
>>24698939
>rodian rumble
>not corellian castration
>>24703734
Breaking character for second but going by http://theforcedotnet/swtc/insignia/badges.html I was the right the first time with 3 red 3 blues and 2 tubes for the role I have assumed.
>>24703708
Yeah, I've met plenty of those kinds. Most of 'em that come my way end up losing their faces when they forget to confirm power down before maintenance. Works itself out neatly.
>>24703800
Nice dubs. I actually have to deal with them in the officers clubs and on shuttles but since the Victory 1 is such a goofy posting everyone here either wants to be and is good at their job or good at what they do but stuck here for some political reason.
>>24703844
Heh, fuck that shit. You've got to have better people skills than me, I'd vape myself if I had to socialize with some of the ego-cases we get.
>tfw went to Vader's Mast
I was set up, fucking sub-par NCO's.
I never met such a spineless bunch until now.
Anyways I got the boot.
>>24699653
Yeah, I gotta say, when I was in the Navy, it was a headache whenever ISB types came 'round. Plus those assholes somehow decided it was *my* fault that we had unlisted, contraband cargo. The captain was the one who took it onboard, not me. But who had the deck when we got inspected? Me, that's who.
>>24703886
Should blamed the storm troopers or anyone with an outer rim accent.
I'm gonna go apeshit on these Big Empire figureheads if we have to sit through another one of these sexual harassment hologram briefs.
>>24702039
i heard a huttese crime lord on tattooine could use some food for his rancor. threads like this, 4ok, stalker, and fallout have always been board culture just the same as nuggets, ivan, and the murder/k/ube
>>24703866
Naboo is technically a monarchy and my family was rich enough for me to learn how to play that game. I hate it. All I want to do is drive Star Destroyers.
>>24703927
>Empire
>Caring about women
Where are you posted?
