Guys I'm a genius. I archived the last thread so if I die people will know what happened. Here's my last update:
>went into the kitchen
>turned lights on
>saw reflection in the window
>gasped with the force of a thousand suns
>heart skipped a beat
>dropped to knee, fists up
"Fuck, I'm an idiot."
>make my rounds
>doors still locked
Good
>going up the stairs to check on wifey
>hear doorknob rattle once
O fuk
>turn
>draw knife
"Fuck, I'm not good at ignoring shit."
http://4archive.org/k/thread/24058331
Here's the first thread
Fuck guys come on, get here
Sitting calmly with a sammich to watch the proceedings. Have you considered music (Not loud enough to attract its attention, mind) to boost morale?
>>24060696
Have you checked the windows upstairs to make sure they are locked?!
He could have got in and mimicked your wife. But you'll be able to tell because she will repeat phrases.
>>24060787
I've had a few songs playing at low volume
>>24060696
jij bent dood
make sure you have a large knife right nearby
>>24060696
Pray to Kalashnikov and Browning for guidance
>>24060811
FUCK THAT
ILL CHECK NOW
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>24060696
Go out and stab it.
don't forget to /k/onfess your sins to the /k/ube so you can ensure your salvation should you fail
>>24060828
Mhm
>>24060696
Start a fire in the fireplace and get some white ash from it.
Spread it on your dick and make some sexy monster girl hybrids for you and your wife to raise and me to fuck
Windows are and were LOCKED
Also had a massive heart attack when I realized I didn't know if I had the garage door up.
It was down
not gonna believe you until you take photos
>>24060906
this and only this.
Until then, you're a lying faggot OP.
If the house is secure, alter your perception of it. It's no longer a spoopy woods monster, it's your asshole roommate you evicted and he wants back in. Ignore him, crack open a cold one, and post FAMAS.
Probably nothing to worry about.
>>24060906
>>24060911
Okay, yeah. I'll be sure to get some pictures for you faggots while I'm either trying to kill the fucker or hide from it.
Gonna repost my question from last thread:
Okay serious question here, I don't wanna sound like a dick or anything but how much of this spoopy skinwalker stuff can you really take for fact on here? How much of this is real and what isn't?
>>24060913
Cant fool me skinwalker
>>24060930
we don't know
and that kommrade is the scariest part
>>24060930
I'm taking every little thing into account.
Just in case
I mentioned this in the last thread. If you're a noguns, and aren't pulling our chain, electricity is your best bet as an actual weapon. I've been stabbed in a fight, and ended up fracturing his skull. This spoop might be a bit tougher than I. But electricity will definitely do some damage, even without your clips.
>>24060929
strap a go pro to your head and take a walk through your yard
>>24060930
here, read a fellow /k/unts story.
>tfw OP actually is skinwalker
>>24060933
If I was a dermisjogger, would I know it? I am entirely too not sober to be having these existential questions
>>24060956
Finally someone said it
>>24060959
>.gif
it's too late OP, there's a skeleton inside you
>>24060956
I'll get to it
>>24060959
>.gif
>>24060981
thanks mr skeltal
>>24060959
I would check on your wife if she's up. Be aware if she acts differently or is saying the same things or phrases over and over. Have you been anywhere out of the ordinary lately or handled/took possession of something? You might have seen a spirit in the reflection
>>24060842
Wasn't trying to freak you out too much but personally I know I leave my window unlatched because it's 2nd floor on a hill so someone would need like a 45ft ladder. When it comes to these things though I have no clue what they are capable of.
so faggity RP threads have finally made it to /k/
i suppose it was only a matter of time.
>>24061006
This. Also, for what it's worth. If you do see it in a window, or something like that. Stare it down. Make it apparent that it is unwelcome.
>>24061006
Wait wait wait
Spirit in the reflection?
Repeating phrases? They don't just stock up on new ones after walking around in that person's skin?
Also, do they kill and take their fucking skin or do they fucking shapeshift?
>>24060959
>gif
>hold up there bruh
>I aint clickin that
>>24060995
so is this like the thing you saw?
>>24061047
Fuck, red eyes but yeah
I know I have to look at these pictures and I fucking hate it
>>24061040
See if you can hear whispers that sound like people you know, or who are present in the house. They repeat themselves the phrases of what they have heard. They themselves shapeshift to become like those in your group. Beware.
>>/x/
>>24061029
>make it apparent that it is unwelcome
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY SWAMP"
Let the faggot know you aren't fucking around OP
>>24060959
Goddammit anon, I didn't notice the .gif
>>24060959
OH YOU FUCK
>>24061040
Alternatively, take your nugget, hook up two jumper cables to it. One to the barrel, the other to the receiver, the other sides to the battery, behold the beautiful creation you will see.
>>24061056
hey, it's not smart enough to wear clothes
its just a spooky critter
shoot it in the fucking head
>>24061056
blue eyes glow red in bright light. haven't you ever seen a coyote or something in your headlights?
just a methhead m8. this is why you shouldn't let your wife have your nuts in her purse. enjoy getting murdilated by a meth addict because you didn't bring a handgun with you
>>24061056
anon you must be very careful, and listen very carefully. what you are dealing with will remember you. It will always be able to find you. And there must be reasoning for it acting like this. You have to remember if you did anything out of the ordinary recently. Went anywhere, did anything. What kind of area do you live in? Also, a bit odd. But did you get a view of the colour of it's teeth?
>>24061068
So at least if my wife walks up to me repeating "anon, anon, anon." because it's the only thing she's said, I'll know to stab whatever is infront of me and that there's a chance that my wife is still alive
>>24061087
Mission accomplished!
>>24061114
Nah. What I'm saying is, you gotta watch out for weirdness about her. More than likely she'll be her good ole lib self. Or if you are facing her, and hear the voice elsewhere, consider that skin walker detected.
>>24061105
>blue eyes glow red in bright light
oh yeah, that's the reason that everytime my father looks into the sun, his eyes glow red
>>24061111
Can't recall doing anything out of the ordinary. What do you have in mind? I live in the country. I didn't get the tooth color
One of the weirdest things is that it was just STARING at my shed door, not doing anything. Arms down, not even touching the shed
" There's something out there waiting for us, and it ain't no man. We're all gonna die."
get a pic of it op
>>24061178
maybe someone who did go somewhere strange or take possession of something strange hid in your shed and the skinwalker wants to get in and take his skin, and he was trying to open your door to ask you for the keys to your shed.
>>24060959
That one was good, I'll give you that. Fucker.
>>24061157
in the dark namefagget.... in the dark. didn't think we needed kid gloves here, but then again you've already lost that ole mancard.
>Dogs with white coats and blue eyes can give off a red-eye effect in dark settings. The red-eye look is due to blood vessels in the eyes that reflect when exposed to light.
OP, if at some point you and your wife are cornered by it and face your last moments together, look over to her with a tender look in your eyes, and whisper
"This is why we needed guns, libtard."
>>24061213
Then he could've operated hard and camped out in some random dudes house until he got all of the dialog he needed, then walked up to my door and asked to borrow my tractor
>>24061157
It could have been anything from you being innawoods one day, and leaving trash, or if you had taken something you had found, that it "possessed." These "supernatural" things as you call them, aren't irrational. They don't prey on humans because they are hungry, or looking for fun. In the same sense angering a "demon" would bring upon, what is comically referred to as "courtship." Basically, depending on what you pissed off, and to what extent, determines if you deal with it for the rest of your life, the next 10 minutes... or both. I offer this advice: Do not provoke it. Do not mock it. Do NOT engage it. Keep your doors and windows locked. Stay with your wife, and it would be best not to inform her. If she isn't aware of whats going on now, that's no accident. And the most important thing of all, do not hate it. Though they are not the most understanding, it will be reasonable if you made a mistake, and may just scare you a little bit. And don't go outside until 8AM at least. Good luck anon, you will be fine. Unless you make more mistakes.
>>24060959
You fucking fuck.. son of a bitch you got me.
>>24061273
Where are you, OP? /k/unt here with a full tank of gas and nugget bullets willing to ride to your rescue if it's within an hour or two.
Eastern Oklahoma, here.
>>24060959
>>24061185
if it bleeds, we can kill it
Oh jesus this place again. Look im just trying to get at those sweet new hedge clippers you got, can you just walk out there and let me borrow them? Fucking 4chan giving us a bad rep. I am not a robot.
>>24061319
Northern New Yorker. I'll wait it out /k/omrade
Snap a photo out the window and upload it.
>>24061362
This please, no flash
>>24061312
Where can we get more info on these things, curiosity berieves me to want to learn more.
>>24061372
Yes, for the love of God, no flash. I can't imagine how much that might enrage it.
>>24061334
top kek
>>24061362
>>24061361
Fuck, /k/omrade. Do you have any objects other than your knife to use as a melee weapon? Fire iron poker or whatever they're called, anything?
Is it still out there?
>>24061319
your car runs on nugget bullets?
>>24060930
>>24060933
>>24060962
It doesnt even sound like a skinwalker.
Sounds like a wendigo.
>>24061361
ah damnit, they're in new york now? must be scent of cuomo's menstruation that attracted them
>>24061399
Got a crossbow with carbon bolts. I guess I can stab with those motherfuckers. Broadheads too
>>24061400
No. That would be amazing if it did.
I guess I meant to say I had a full tank of gas, and bullets as well.
>>24061393
holy shit, its so close to the camera!
get out of there, OP!
>>24061412
wasn't the consensus to not attack it?
>>24061319
Hey, what part? I've got a mossy500 and a nugget. I live in Western New York and am about 2 hours away from anywhere 'cept NYC.
What the fuck is going on
>>24060959
you fucking shit I almost shot my monitor
>>24061379
There are no resources that I am aware of. White ash is bullshit. The creature you're dealing with will die to flying lead, physically. And if you manage to kill it, you wont be remembered. However, I advise against such actions. I am free to answer a few questions, to the best of my ability. However, I've never personally met one, so this is all secondhand.
>>24061430
If it's in the same house as me, my family? I'm going to fucking attack it.
>>24061412
Nigger rig your crossbow to be rapid firing multi-shot babby-seeking scary black salt crossbow.
Also, see if you can't call a friend with guns or your brother to show up and be the cavalry for you, since I can't.
>>24061434
Northeastern Oklahoma.
>>24061460
Shit, quoted the wrong post, was meant to be asking OP.
>>24061434
I'm like 5 minutes from mid Lake Ontario
police? Anything?
>>24061436
Dude posted a thread some time ago (past hour) and now he's posting an update I guess just check the catalog you'll find it
>>24061479
OP is Northern New Yorker. GONDOR CALLS FOR AID.
>>24061486
yeah, OP, call the police
put some raw meat in your shed or garage or some shit, lure the spook in there, trap it, and then call the cops
say there's a crack fiend trying to steal from you
>>24061459
>>24061452 here
If it enters your home, treat him cruelly and without mercy. Be the aggressor, break limbs. If you managed to incapacitate it, go get a car battery. Electricity will dispatch it without room for err.
>>24061452
Are they of human origin or separate?
White ash I've heard works, why do you think otherwise?
What are some good online sources for anything like this?
>>24061452
Well first of all what is the fucking creature?
>>24061483
I live in the southtowns of Buffalo. I have tomorrow off with nothing to do if you need reinforcements /k/omrade.
>>24061483
Torontofag here. Want me to go swimming with my Lee Enfield?
>>24061483
Ithacafag here.
>population is 3/4 liberal 1/4libertarian
>summer paradise
>in the winter you need NSW cold weather survival gear to walk to get a stewarts
Howdy, upstater!
>>24060696
i guess you could say this thread is... X rated.
^_~
>>24061527
I used to go to Ithaca College
(Western New York fag here)
>>24061486
Psh, they'll be here drug testing me before they go looking for this thing
>>24061496
This actually made me laugh, thanks.
>>24061499
>>24061436
Archived threat link at the top of this thread
>>24061538
I'm sorry you paid that.
>>24060865
>save knife picture
>reverse image seach
>those specs
>7 3/4" blade
>full tang w/ steel quillions
>textured G10 handles
The only downside to that knife is that blade thickness, and the associated weight, but the hollow grind, finger choil and fuller could offset that somewhat.
What are you're opinions as far as that knife is concerned?
>>24060696
honestly OP, I wouldn't worry about it.
BTW your pool is nice
>>24061404
I was about to tell you you're wrong, but now that I think back to it's original description I think you may not be wrong. Depends where OP lives.
>>24061546
Notice how I said used to. Anyways we should go save OP.
>>24061514
>>24061527
>>24061538
Never actually thought I'd see this many New Yorkers in one thread
>>24061524
I might have to ask you to if this doesnt blow over by morning
>>24061574
OP is in north NY
>I need answers damnit
>>24061585
I'm in North East Ohio, I've got another nugget to lend for help.
>>24061552
Fucking amazing
Best knife I've ever owned honestly.
It's extraordinarily well balanced too, the thickness runs through
>>24061585
CNY/Syracuse /k/omrade, 10/22 and a saiga.
>no fucking car right now though
Nugget Cavalry! Fooooorm up! I've got like an hour and a half drive to Lake Ontario from here on Erie.
>>24061512
Human origin, no. The stories of trading their soul for the ability to shapeshift is a half truth. They thought they were selling their soul, but it was being taken. The idea of white ash, and other substances that are meant to deal with the paranormal, are just a way to sell more books. Most find it humorous.
I am not aware of any online sources. Primary sources, ones more versed on the subject than myself, are the best way. They can be tricky to find, and over the internet you'll never know a source of knowledge from some man making things up as he goes. I fear I will not be able to tell you how to find these sources. It's dangerous. However, the more curious you are, the larger the arrow over your head grows.
>>24061588
I'm no expert, but I think that's Wendigo country. And it's winter which is when they're supposed to be most active.
>>24061513
The most common name i've heard, translates roughly to "featureless."
>>24061552
Old pic of the spine
>>24061609
>>24061616
>>24061538
>>24061527
>>24061514
NY MEETUP
if i survive the night
>>24060696
YOUR SHIT SPOOPED ME OP! But no really, I hit return on the /k/omedy thread still laughing and BAM fucking skinwalker bullshit RIGHT IN MY FACE. Dude my heart skipped a beat thanks a lot OP, I'm going to get my nugget this shit is not funny.
>>24061637
That doesn't tell us shit.
>>24060811
I wouldn't worry about that
>>24061640
You will survive the night, no ifs. Just be cautious, be wary, and defend yourself. And when you get out of this we'll have a NY meetup.
>>24061662
Why is that?
>>24061654
These creatures are foreign to me, so I do not know a whole lot about them in specific terms. All I know of them, is what we are all bound to. I've been told that many of the creatures have varying colours of teeth, which is why I inquired about them earlier. And from that, I only know that green tinted teeth are supposedly the least reasonable.
This thread has me spooped. Does Walmart sell 7.62x54R? I'm out of nugget food and all I have is my little .380
>>24061689
Can't he just shoot the damn thing?
>>24061631
How can something that has no clothes or fur survive in the harsh north winter? None of this ghost story makes sense.
Creature being shot by 54r repeatedly and walking away. We live in a world bound by laws of nature and physics, there is no way around this.
>>24061671
>not knowing le funny no worries meme
>>24061618
I'm not opposed to learning more about it. I pursue the unknown, and things like this alot. I just happen to be a gun nut as well.
>I seek to understand what I do not know.
>My personal experience supports they do in fact exist.
>I will find out, Mars in Scorpio - Conjunct Pluto.
>Born to nugget. The /k/ube will aid me in my search of martial and other wisdom.
>>24061698
It might, big 5 sells it but it's overpriced
Just order a $90 spam can(thank you based santa)
typing spam can just made me want to go make some spam
Don't die op
>>24061718
I'm getting a spam can for Christmas, I just want some right now.
>>24060959
Okay you got me...
>>24061705
Unless he panicked like a bitch and didn't actually hit it
I've been having things of a spoop nature happening too, although haven't seen anything. Weird noises, sudden silence.
Guys, I think we're missing the most important part here. What if OP IS the skinwalker, trying to lure other New York /k/ommandos to his lair, to have a Christmas feast with his skinwalker buddies?
>>24061718
...make spam? How does one make meat spam?
>>24061738
That still leaves survival in cold weather with no clothing or fur. This is improbable as homeostasis would be incredibly hard to maintain.
>>24061752
Op prove that you are still op
>>24061702
Conventional weapons will have effect. 10-15 rounds of .308 would probably suffice. However, I wouldn't expect to see it die. As stated earlier, weaponizing electricity, 20 coulombs would not only immobilize the creature and cause uncontrollable muscle contraction, but it would also effectively blow out the heart and the brain of the creature. I would recommend this over firearms.
>>24061753
carefully
but my words should have been cook instead of make
If I could make spam from thin air I would be a much richer man
>>24061715
The larger the arrow, the easier it will be to learn.
>>24061764
B-but how?
>>24061765
Based on what evidence? Why would one or two not suffice?
>>24061765
Goddamn I love this Lovecraft based shit.
This is making me wonder, what parts of Burgerland are home to skinwalkers and wendigoes? As far as I know there's nothing down here in Florida. Instead we have gators, sawgrass, Disney, and the occasional swampbilly.
>>24061765
If .45-70 can't kill it then God can't even kill it
>>24061774
I have no idea.
this was not to get nostalgic and revisit dph.
>>24061774
Send us a picture of your poop because you spooped.
>Change yer breeches too
>>24061785
I'll be coming down there soon. Nice to hear that a local doesn't have knowledge of these fuckers down there.
>>24061788
OP needs to post pic of knife next to window with a timestamp and a le ebin /k/ maymay or something.
Or just timestamp the knife, I guess. Can skinwalkers timestamp shit?
>>24061785
The tl;dr is this: Skinwalkers are supposed to be Native American shamen who can shapeshift. Wendigoes are cannibals who ate too many people.
>>24061785
There is no such thing. Notice how any and all questions regarding science are ignored.
This is a group fag circle jerk and we're all being trolled.
>Stories of a creature eating 3 shots of 54r and walking away
>story of mag dumps and them not dying
>the fact that it is freezing in the location of op and these creatures have no clothes or fur
It's a con job.
>>24060821
Bedankt
>>24061827
>hence the "super" in supernatural
>>24060933
>>24060696
If you ignore it, it will go away. It's sizing you up right now whether you're a threat or not, OP. IF YOU MAKE IT THINK YOU ARE A THREAT, IT WILL END YOUR GODDAMN LIFE IN AN INSTANT.
Probably nothing to worry about.
>>24061841
There is no such thing.
>>24060959
fuck you i threw my mouse at my screen.
thankfully i have shitty aim.
>>24061783
A man I was once acquainted with explained what it took to kill them. It has been a few decades since I've seen him, so I figure he met his match. Quite tragic, a good man. One of the few to earn my trust. but I digress. He told me that the kill that took the least amount of shots, he dumped 5 rounds into center mass. I upscaled to 10-15, because it's best to be safe.
>>24061875
And from do these creatures come from.
And how are they not statues frozen solid in the winter?
>>24061765
He could always try to get it shoot up some heroin
>>24060929
Don't forget the timestamp. If it refuses to hold it just call it a newfag and tell it to go back to /pol/.
You guys and your science shit confuses me. I know what I saw.
>>24061935
I'll be sure to try that
>>24061923
Where they come from... I'll put it like this. Platos cubicle. You're on the inside. He's from outside of it. Humans are limited to thinking inside the cubicle that is their brain. What is the world as you know it, is much different than how it is seen from others. I'm sure there are some outside of my cubicle as well.
I regret that I do not know the answer to your second question, I apologize.
>>24060959
>.gif
this nigga
>>24061935
Good call
>>24061393
It appears to be an unamused basketball american.
>>24061900
Who makes that knife and where can I get one?
I'm going to give sleep a try.
Updates to come in the morning
Thanks for the support and keeping me busy /k/omrades
>>24062024
This whole thread has my vs meter maxed, all of this is too convenient and illogical to me.
If you're searching this info out and you say that that draws an arrow over you, then how is it you've never met one and aren't dead?
>>24062081
Busse Combat $450 with my choice in handles
I also stripped the coating off
>>24062099
sweet, good luck and stay safe.
>>24062094
Would you consider any one of the stories of men being afraid of them as someone meeting one of these creatures? I choose my words carefully, and say what I mean. Take this as you will.
I'm a faggot so I'm going to archive this, new threads come dawn
>>24061852
*Tips fedora*
For the most part I don't buy into the skinwalker stuff, but frankly I've seen and read about enough weird crap to make me consider the possibility. Don't discount things just because they don't fit into your stunningly narrow worldview.
>>24062132
Yes, nice and conveniently cryptic.
Nightly skinwalker watch, no activity yet.
>>24060959
>.gif
I ain't clicking on that you nigger.
>>24062168
Gahahah well played, well played.
>>24062168
I spy with my little eye, some eyes.
>>24061827
whoops let's not accidentally have some fun, /k/ids. Its like telling scary campfire stories or discussing SHTF. We know it isn't real but its fun to pretend.
>>24060959
oh my fucking god damnit you fucking cocksucker I fell for it
>>24062164
I'll make it a bit more simple. If I were to come across this creature, it would be wary of me.
>>24062168
That's not spooky at all
>>24062200
But this is strictly a no fun allowed board.
>>24062217
You know what they say about fun-free zones
>>24062196
>>24062199
>>24062213
My iphone 4 doesn't have a very good camera. It's just the image quality.
>>24062202
When it got me I grabbed my pistol off my desk and caught myself before I ND'd into my $1200 desktop that's sitting behind my monitor...
This thread has me sufficiently spooked. I'm going to start sleeping with my nugget.
>>24062207
Why is it not wary pf all men? I'm confused now. Is it to be feared, or is it to be stricken with fear?
>>24061875
>>24061765
>>24062024
>>24062132
>>24062207
who the fuck is this turbo-euphoria faggot that thinks he's an internet badass?
>>24062240
You and I share different cubicles.
hey spooper, how ya doin?
havn't replied in a while.
>>24061535
>YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
>>24062265
turbo-euphoria faggot. Never heard that one before. +1
>>24062290
He said he was going to sleep
>>24060959
Okay you got me...>>24062168
I see 3 sets of eyes right strait across from the bottom of the mag. Run anon you can't win against 3
>>24062302
He's dead by now
>>24062307
You're off by a few pair.
I can't even sleep and I'm not even I ski walker land.
>>24062307
7 bruh. 7.
>>24062307
When you got to kill every mother fucker in the /k/ube.
Damn he's even more fucked than I thought.
>>24062307
It is ok. It was just the camera. Don't worry about it.
>>24062348
That's what they want you to think look at the very far left there is clearly a figure
>>24062168
ok for real though, are those coyotes? wolves? what de fuck? i count 7 pairs of eyes
>>24062279
Whatever, I have a better chance of being killed in a walmart parking lot by osama bin laden wielding an israeli flag on Christmas morning than encountering, a whatever these alleged organic terminators, are supposed to be.
By the way, it's Plato's cave, not cubicle, ffs man...
>>24062368
They are the creation of a photo editing software such as photoshop.
>>24062348
>348 â–¶>>24062360
>>>24062307
>It is ok. It was just the camera. Don't worry about it.
There's 7 of them..
OP, you must livestream his fight to the death with them in the open. Give your fellow /k/ommandos a video to rally around, they shall bring war to the skinwalkers.
You will never be forgotten, OP.
>>24062377
I agree with you. You're more likely to win the lottery. Also, platos cave, cubicle, box. Whatever you want to call it. The point being made is that you can only really understand what is in your cave, or your cubicle. Like i believe it was Einstein who had his version of Schrodinger cat, but with dynamite. I'm sure you can understand that.
>>24062408
I'm too spooped to even load the image again to look at it closer, because it jittered a little when it was loading.
>>24061483
Rochester here, there's more ny bastards here than I thought
>>24062514
You guys should go help Op
>>24062456
I opened that shit in GIMP and brightened it and didn't like what I saw one bit. Some of those look a hell of a lot like human-shaped figures but not quite.
>>24062265
Papers please, glory to Arstotzka.
>>24061483
Oh in that case it is definitely a wendigo.
>>24062514
Post pics
>>24062545
Post? some of us don't have gimp
>>24060959
FUCK YOU SO MUCH
>>24061452
Tell them about the mirrors
>>24062617
It's not like the fact that it's a gif is hidden man.
>>24062348
If there were single dots too I'd say fine but only pairs of dots and all the same distances apart.
>>24060959
How do so many people fall for the .gif when it's so blatantly there?
Did you fuckers know that it's hard as shit to fall asleep with a fucking demon running around your yard?
>>24062680
Why are you trying to sleep you nuggetfucker?
>>24062688
At this point I wish I had a nugget to fuck
>>24062680
Damn it man, we're mobilizing. Hold on just a little longer.
Time to sound like I'm fucking suicidal.
For those of you who know my current situation with guns and everything, what should I carry if I were to go out there? I have no funs at the moment, so there's nothing to load up my vest with, and shit like that.
>>24062718
Well, your scope doesn't really work, so I don't know what you'll use for your aiming system. A knife of course if this is all you have.
>>24060959
YOU SONOFABITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxBO6KX9qTA
>>24062132
Tell us more
No shit? i knew you'd be back
>>24062718
>Kitchen knife on a stick, for extra reach?
>A couple (3-4) knives in various places on your body, for accessibility.
>Something heavy and solid, for dem dere blunt force blows
You could try firing shots off with your crossbow from inside your house, before going out? You might score a few hits and injure them?
Alternatively, if you have a gas bottle lying around, wheel it out, throw it at them (if its light enough), trying to blow up it from a distance?
>>24062680
Oh shit he's alive.
>>24062739
I think the matter of the scope was the long range and the fact that it was running. I could always take it off. The xbow is perfectly accurate without it
>>24062348
that is clearly something peeking through the trees
You guys ever try offering them a smoke? I hear they like um.
>>24062774
Well damn, sounds like you got your bearings back. What's your overall game plan. Also don't forget your GOTWA plan.
>>24062718
Op don't go out. From what I've heard these things can't even be killed by groups of men with guns let alone one anon with a cross bow. You're best option is to stay inside, stay awake and try to find holy to ward it off with ie. Crucifix, Rosery etc.
>>24062718
Jesus, call someone to bring you guns before you go out. At the very least multiple sheath knives at various draw points. I like to mount my main sheath knife upside down on my left shoulder for fairly quick draw.
>>24062776
shooped as fuck, different pixel density, doesn't line up with the cameras resolution
>>24062776
>the zone claims another life
>>24062767
>Local man starts forest wildfire
>>24062794
Or, him going out to fight them head on will be so batshit crazy and unexpected, that it might just work.
>>24062826
skinwalker pls go
>>24062774 domt you have any friends who could come and help you?
JESUS CHRIST OP DONT GO OUTSIDE. KEEP YOUR WIFE CLOSE. KEEP UPDATING. WHERE THE FUCK IS SANDY ANDY
>>24062793
I have no overall plan...
>>24062794
Those thing won't do nothing for me
I can hear it scratching
>>24062776
>>24062805
orly?
>>24062835
OH FUCK OP IM SO SORRY.
WRITE DOWN A NOTE OR SOMETHING SO PEOPLE KNOW SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS WENT DOWN HERE.
>ITT: Some naked meth addict was in OP's yard and roleplayers are making him think it was a supernatural entity
>>24062835
Fucking call the cops or something.
>inb4 shit reception
