No spooky innawoods thread? Spooky Innawoods thread.
NOPED the fuck outta the woods once late at night when a screetching thing was following me parallel on the other side of a river.
Here's one.
Fuck that shit.
One time I was in SoCal, was shooting in the deserts and heard a huge boom in the distance, went up the hill and didn't see a soul.
>>24002262
i missed out on a few good ones in last weeks thread so bump!
>>24002262
>>24003827
bumping for spoopy
Any with people living on the edge of a forest? Those always give me the creeps
Recent one from /x/
>>24004924
fuck that. fuck everything about that.
>>24004924
Any about female skinwalkers?
![[K] Shags A Skinwalker, Loses Granddad's 1911.png](https://i.imgur.com/YD8macZ.png "[K] Shags A Skinwalker, Loses Granddad's 1911.png")
>>24005105
I was hoping someone would ask that
>>24005109
any actual spooky ones that are maybe or definitely female? Not scorned future serial killer skinwalkers?
>>24005122
Nope, that's all I got in that regard. Nothing else I have definitively points to female
>>24005224
post more innawoods stories.
>>24005109
This dude was prob just wasted or it was really dark and he now missed out on more sex with a normal human female because he's a vagina.
bibity bump
>>24005570
scurry stories pl0x
>>24006520
DON'T YOU FUCKING DIE ON ME
Heres another: Skinwalker
>>24004924
Thread is still live, I'm gonna read through it
>>>/x/15584307
>Hope I linked that right
>>24002315
Sonic boom most likely
Ok I've never shared this story with anyone outside of my immediate family and gf of 2 1/2 years.
I was born and raised here in St. Petersburg FL which is a beach town entwined with Tampa. I've been around in the mangroves and swamps since I can remember so I'm used to the noises of living on the bayou.
Well this took place when I was 14 which was 10 years ago, living on the 3rd story of my dads' town home that was the last building for 1 mile out to the ocean and highway. Nothing but mangroves for a mile straight in 3 directions of brackish swamp.
It was around 2-3am, I played WoW about 10 hours a day back then and this was summer break. I was sitting around working on tradeskills when I heard an ungodly noise from the mangroves.
The closest thing I can compare it to was the hacking throat clearing noise that Gollum makes in LoTR but it quickly turned into a few short roars. It made the hair on the back of my neck stand up and I grabbed my sword I bought at the flea market because I was fucking 14 and I didn't think anyone would believe what I heard.
This is when I shit myself. I hear a THUD on the roof that could only be a person at least 100lbs jump on the roof.
I'm on the 3rd story here, it's a flood zone so the buildings are raised quite high and there's no ladders, roof access, or fire escapes to climb. Whatever it was had to either fly, jump 3 stories, or climb 35ft straight up.
I'm shitting myself even more now, holding my sword like it'll save my life somehow. I hear this thing walk across my roof, one single deliberate step after another.
Thump.. thump.. thump.. thump... CRASH
I heard it jump back down into the mangroves and run off. I still keep a gun close by at night because of that thing...
P.s. I told my dad after about 5 months. He laughed at me.
A month later he was on the patio at 5am and heard the same awful scream. He still asks me sometimes if I can think of what it might have been.
I don't live there anymore to say the least...
>>24004924
skunk ape.
>>24009274
Someone's escaped pet howler monkey... well is what I think it may have been.
Bumping with new stuff from recent threads.
>>24011174
this one is from X, capped it earlier.
>>24005232
Shit, sorry bro, got tired and fell asleep. Will contriboot whatever else I got
>>24012823
>>24012838
>>24012859
![[K]'s Granddad Faces A Skinwalker.png](https://i.imgur.com/n9whRf3.png "[K]'s Granddad Faces A Skinwalker.png")
>>24012871
>>24012892
>>24012907
>>24012926
>>24012941
>>24012964
This is the last of it I'm afraid. Still building the folder, but hopefully some of this is new to somebody.
Got sum OC
>be 14 year old me
>be camping inna rockies
>it's 12:00 at night
>need to piss
>grab dad's shotgun
>heard there were bears where we were camping
>facing dark forest, one hand on shotgun
>start pissing when I see a figure about 30 yards or so
>thought it was a bear standing up right
>DEFCON 3
>turn on flash light and point at creature
>oh holy fuck
>no hair, no neck, stumps for arms and legs, no nose, really thick body, small beady eyes, and the teeth
>holy fuck the teeth
>DEFCON -50
>shoot center mass
>holy fuck the shriek the creature made was unholy
>crawls at mach 5 towards the forest
>dad somehow doesn't wake up
>go back to bed
>wake up and examine the ground the creature stood on
>all of the grass is dead
>never go back to that campground
>>24008473
>>24005109
So call me new or stupid, but what is the whole covering the bullets/sticks in ash?
>>24013324
Gives it a spiritual quality or something, so that it can kill demons and such. Kind of like using mercury, Holy water, or blessed ammo.
>>24013392
Ah. Thanks for not being a dick or anything about me not knowing. Good to know as well, I have a story I'm typing up as we speak.
>Be innawoods
>Find skinwalker
>Tell him "Plz, no."
>He all like "Uh, ooga booga, I'm a skeleton."
>And I was still all like "Plz, no."
>And it goes and kills my friend, and comes up to me wearing my friends skin.
>"Friend is kill, do not worry about it."
>"No."
Then I threw white ash onto them and got out of there. I scared now, this happen 5 minute ago.
Bumpin'
God fucking damnit now i'm 2spooped and have my 870 on my back and my 1911 in my hand just to go to the bathroom
bump. I want more spoopy stories
Any stories about aliums?
Bumpity
>>24013715
Hey. fun fact thats the first spoopy story i read on 4chan when I discovered these threads.
>>24012859
>as though the sky itself was angry at our trespassing
I fucking love Eastern Europe
>>24013757
I just went to the bathroom with my glock in my hand. Came out and my roommate was in the hallway, just getting home. He asked me what I was doing and I just turned and ran back to my room. I swear he probably thinks I'm a fucking psycho. Doesn't help that I get rambling drunk every night.
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>>24011174
damnit, this is a spooky thread, not laugh thread.
my belly hurts from all that vomiting yesterday...
>>24012859
Damn Soviets.
>>24011760
that was pretty good
>>24015154
Sorry. Here have a different jeepman story.
>>24013551
3spoopy5 me, anon
This thread. To think I'd spend whole days in western Montana woods alone as a kid. Not armed to boot.
We should get a /k/ommando raid going against the skinwalkers. Party of 5 ploz, go seek this shit out.
>>24016186
At least three teams of 4 guys each with reliable comms, FLIR, NVG's, and top-of-the-line battle rifles.
>>24016186
My priority is the dire badgers first. I can make a bitchin' coat out of one of those
>>24016206
In dense woods, x39, .300blk, 6.5 Grendel would be better choices. 6.5 Grendel being the best (and sadly most expensive) of them all. More ammo=more dead skinwalkers
Take flareguns and flares for them. Burning them puts them down faster than tearing their flesh, in folklore.
>>24011760
huh...reminds me of the place I used to live. I've got a story or two about it, anyone interested?
>>24016904
Go ahead anon, we're listening.
>>24016975
Ok, sorry about 4evawait, had to feed the critters and make breakfast.
>Be living in Ozarks, St. Francois area
>Have gran'dad that lives a few miles outside Knob Lick
>Parents liked to to take me and sister out to his place 'bout once every few weeks to have supper and visit. Grandma died when we were little kids (me and Sis were 17 and 18 round this time, I'm 26 now), and I'm positive he enjoyed the company
>He always had sp00py stories to tell us, all of which were mundane enough to be true, but weird enough to frighten the shit out of us
I guess I'll just lay some of the ones I remember down right now and finish off with "the big one"
"Rooster"
A few of these actually involve me and my sister at young ages. Things we'd see and dreams we'd have. I barely remember actually /doing/ this shit, but Gran'dad had a memory like an SSD.
>Be me, 3 or 4
>Walking with granddad and feeding chickens
>It's around six in the morning, early spring, mist and shit everywhere
>I tug his sleeve and say "gran'daddy, that rooster over there is scaring me."
>He asks "what rooster?"
>I point to one of the fence poles and say "The black one with the green tail and red eyes on top of the fence over there"
>he looks
>fence pole's got nothing on it
>turns out he used to own a black auracana rooster with a green tail. It was super protective of the hens and died when a 'coon bit its head in half
>>24017255
"The Old Man and His Buckets"
This one's similar to the last, features my sister
>Me, Gran'dad and Sis are walking around on the farm
>Sister points up to one of the nearby mountains and says "do you think the old man needs help?"
>Talks about a dream she had about an old hunch-backed man walking around on the mountain with buckets in each hand
>Gran'dad asks what was in the buckets, she replies "carrots."
>Turns out Gran'dad used to know a guy that lived up on that mountain
>He had scoliosis or something, nice guy apparently, but liked to keep to himself
>He had a farm up on that mountainside
>Guess what he fucking grew. Carrots.
>>24017255
>>24017292
proceed, ghost cock
Here one for you. Pardon English, is not original language for me.
>do not know age
>friends of mine make fun of me for wearing outdated things
>in woods alone
>walking down trail, thinking of new things to wear
>come across clearing that is usually open and calm
>see buildings made of cloth and strange metal animals in clearing
>this not normal to see
>lots of loud noises and yelling come from opposite side of clearing
>animals that I sometimes see in woods come into clearing
>large one with fuzziness around eyes and mouth sees me
>alerts other animals to my presence
>I run back into woods
>later that night when dark I return to clearing
>cloth buildings and metal animals still there
>other animals remain as well
>animal with fuzziness from earlier leaves group and walks to edge of clearing
>I see opportunity to approach and investigate
>fuzzy beast swings stick at me and hits me in the arm
>pain is very bad
>fuzzy beast coated stick in ash
>other beasts hear me yell
>fuzzy beast says to "dip boolets in ash"
>I run off before trouble starts
>mfw fuzzy beast would have made my friends jealous
>mfw no new thing to wear for me
>mfw scary beasts in cloth buildings try to end me for trying to find new things to wear
morning bump before work.
>>24002315
Like >>24009273 said. It was probably flight testing or training from Edwards AFB.
>>24018065
more koffee pls
especially ones with yotsuba B
>>24018042
kek
got a story, more Mother Nature than monster.
>be in NorCal
>work weird hours at my job, so I had Wednesday-Friday off.
>bro also had week off
>decide to go offroad camping
>load shit up, head off to this SVRA about 30 miles south of us.
>give cats food before I leave, they won't eat.
>freaking as we're driving out as we are headed for these massive storm clouds, supposed to be 4 straight days of rain
>get to campsite 2 hours before night
>Storm breaks, kinda cloudy but cold and nice
>decide to go slipping around in the mud, get dinner ready
>crash early
>it's quiet
>too quiet
>jump at every noise because there are no insects, no birds, no animals. Didn't see any deer, nothing
>know mountain lions chill in these hills
>eventually fade off to sleep, get woken up by buddy shaking me.
>"dude, wake up, wake the fuck up"
>suddenly entire world is shaking
>fucking earthquake
>shaking stops, entire earth comes alive, birds chirping, grasshoppers going nuts
>5 minutes later, stronger shaking that lasts a good 20 seconds
>stay up rest of the night freaked out.
These spooky threads have been on point the past week or so
All work of fiction, unfortunately. Would love to shoot some paranormal shit.
>>24009274
Seriously nobody even gave a shit about this? Welp guess I'll never tell it again. So much for actual habbenings...
>>24009594
I've heard howler monkeys at the zoo, nothing like that, not even like it was from a primate. Also weighed at least 100lbs on the roof to make those loud of foot steps
>>24018390
Why did an earthquake freak you out?
Why did your idiot friend wake you up?
What the fuck?
>>24021172
>Seriously nobody even gave a shit about this? Welp guess I'll never tell it again.
Go slit your wrists and call your mom if you want attention. This place is for grownups.
>>24009274
>Playing WOW
>compares sound to LOTR character
>Sword
Holy shit I've never laughed so hard. Have you ever even touched a girl?
>>24012823
69spooky420me. Seriously spooky.
>>24021293
Kek I'm just surprised nobody had any explanation
>>24021311
A lot changes in 10 years brah, pic is my fiance
>>24018223
but I do all my caps in Tomorrow theme.
>>24022083
post more tomorrow caps then. Faggot.
>>24022168
I'll post stuff as I post stuff.
As I recall, the last time this one got posted some anon got all bent out of shape and was all "but that place isn't even close to the everglades" then claimed the everglades were a string of islands off the coast of Florida.
>>24023026
Duh, everyone knows that the everglades is another name for the keys :^)
>>24023086
I have never wanted to slap someone with a geography book as badly as I wanted to with that anon. I mean for fucks sake he claimed to live there.
Fresh content, right out of the /x/ven.....yeah that really doesn't work as well as it sounded in my head.
>>24023587
>happy memories
I thought that was happy merchants at first, dammit, /pol/.
>>24012823
holy shit. did the OP ever post anything else on the location?
>>24024214
Yup.
>>24025112
Not sure.
>>24012926
most of that was fine to read, but the fucking picture at the end holy fucking shit
>>24023026
The Wendigo was gaunt to the point of emaciation, its desiccated skin pulled tautly over its bones. With its bones pushing out against its skin, its complexion the ash gray of death, and its eyes pushed back deep into their sockets, the Wendigo looked like a gaunt skeleton recently disinterred from the grave. What lips it had were tattered and bloody [....] Unclean and suffering from suppurations of the flesh, the Wendigo gave off a strange and eerie odor of decay and decomposition, of death and corruption.
Bullets in white ash, fuckers
>>24002262
That was probably a fisher cat or a red fox you fucking faggot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrvdzCGjbzw
It's been a few weeks since I've posted the various philosophy posts I've collected, so gonna post those now.
>>24025929
This the most interesting thing I've read on /k/
>>24025929
>>24025979
have you not read an Oppenheimer thread?
>>24012981
this was believable, but If the OP wasn't arrested as a possible murder suspect due to the way his story sounds, then it's fake
>>24026069
>>24026391
and one last bit of philosophy.
Wish I had the sequel to the one about Joshua Tree bro. Someone else ended up telling a story about his superior or some shit going off missing after going crazy about the boogeyman in the desert and then anons linked them together.
Entertaining.
>>24023026
Oh fuck, this is one of the worst one I've ever read. Awesome.
>>24027348
Are you sure about that?
Also the one in the glades is one I'm investigating. Waiting on a lead I got with a park service employee who's been around since the cubans had missiles pointed north to pan out. Should know by Monday if there's any grain of truth to it.
>>24027293
This sounds vaguely familiar. Was that the one about the Marines? Like some Sergeant went missing in the desert near 29 palms and a week later a Gunny was posting asking about spooky shit that could be innadesert and someone posted some screen caps from the Sergeant's thread about how he was gonna go innadesert looking for something
Then the Gunny freaks out and was like, "fuck, that's my Marine, I'm gonna fuck up whatever got him."
>>24027293
I remember that, I do not know if I saved it.
If I did, it's not one I screencapped and it's probably un-categorized.
>>24027456
sounds about right.
>>24027552
>>24027293
I think I found it.
>>24027582
Alright, I think this is the one before the Sergeant goes missing. iirc the Gunny mentioned this story to the Sergeant, and the then Sergeant when out innadesert looking for it and posted saying what he was planning to do. And of course he never came back. That's when the Gunny came back on about a week later.
>>24023026
>>24023587
Here's my all time fave.....Goatman.
Most of you have probably read it of course; but if you haven't have fun.
>>24027456
You got it backwards. The gunny was first, and ran in to something fucky. The PFC/Private got worried when his gunny had bruises and injuries after his trip. The gunny told him to NEVER go out there or he would kick his ass and have him NJP'd (military punishment). Don't remember if the gunny went missing but I have the first one.
>>24027582
beat me too it
>>24027582
not the one I was thinking of.
>>24027610
that's the thread I was thinking of.
>>24027605
That one's good, but this one is one of my favorites.
>>24023587
I had one that irritated me. It was set on the Cherokee reservation in NC which is up in the mountains above where I live and half way through the damned thing dude starts talking about running from gators in the swamps.
>>24027605
This one is classic. Top quality.
>>24027610
Is that how it went? But the guy went out anyway and ended up going missing right? Then the Gunny came back here asking for more information to go out looking for his Marine and whatever got him. I remembering being in the thread when the Gunny came back all freaked out but it was so long ago I don't recall the specifics other than him freaking out when someone connected the two stories.
>>24027622
hadn't read this one before. It's good but this one is one of my favs.
>>24027671
Wasn't there also something about a connection to the dead marine wife too? Or am I mixing up stuff again.
I really need to convert this one into a .png
>>24027671
Like I said, I'm not too sure what happened after that. The gunny may have come back, and the younger Marine may have went missing, I'm not sure. The only thing I know, the screencap of the younger Marine's story looks like it's from a mobile 4chan app, and I can't find it.
>>24012823
>>24012838
>>24021445
>>24025112
>>24025144
Iced tea says she saw the thread where someone posted a google maps screen shot and the cabin and surrounding area were visibly accurate to first OP's story.
If someone can get me those GPS coordinates I'll host a NuggetFest out there so we can look around for ourselves.
>>24027722
>>24027730
>Wasn't there also something about a connection to the dead marine wife too?
I can't remember anymore, wish I'd capped the whole thread.
>>24027722
It does look strange at first glance, but there is nothing pointing to anything other than jealousy from another person. The strange thing about it is the cause of death hasn't been released, and she was found at the bottom of a mine shaft, 100 ft down.
>>24027757
It wouldn't have been in that thread, it was years apart.
>>24002262
>being the guy in the suit
>praying to god you don't trip
>>24027722
I was going to post this one next. It's one of my fav's.
>>24027777
>quads speak the truth
Which was years apart, the Marine Wife death?
Alright gunfuckers, here's one that happened a few summers ago.
>Live out near Texarkana
>Parents have farm with a few cows, horses, and too many chikuns to count
>Farm sits on the boundary between woods and plains, trees are sparse but thicken up like crazy toward back of property
>Parents gone to Corpus Christi for vacation, so of course I have to take care of all the animals
>Tack the heat wave passing through on to that, and it's basically constant care making sure they're watered
>My_Favorite.ogg
>Closest friends are outtatown for the week
>Farm is about twenty miles outside city limits, so I can rule getting my dick wet out of the roster of activities
>split time up between feeding aminals and sighting in my new SIG 556 I got for graduation
>Wake up one morning, one of our older horses had died.
>She had plenty of water, but the heat must've just been too much for her, poor girl.
>I phone dad, he tells me to go to Neighbor Frank a few miles down the road, he has a backhoe.
>Go to Frank, tell him my situation. He follows me back home with the thing and fills me in on how to operate, not too different from a tractor so I'm set
>Tells me he'll be back the next morning for the backhoe
>Set to work digging Empress' grave, fill it in, offer a moment of silence, shed a manly tear
>suddenlyinspiration.wav
>Turn the backhoe back on and chugalug to the back of the property
>30+ acres and not a single berm for shooting? Madness!
>don't bother telling parents because they wouldn't give a fuck
>Start digging a berm, leave the trench forest-side.
>Suddenly smell this dank, shitty odor
>Panic and think I hit a sewer line
>I'mgonnagetit.gif
>hop down out of cab and search the trench for busted pipe, none to be found
>Suddenly feel uneasy, feeling of being watched
>Scan treeline and surrounding field. Zip.
>Chalk it up to dead horse and residual guilt, but still tactically back to backhoe
>GladIleftitrunning.txt
>chugalug back to farm, turn it off and head inside
cont.
>>24027777
>The strange thing about it is the cause of death hasn't been released, and she was found at the bottom of a mine shaft, 100 ft down.
wow....that's more than a little weird.
>>24027815
>Texarkana
Is the beer there any good?
Anyway something a bit more humorous before I crash out for the night.
>>24027813
Sorry, I meant the Marine's wife. She died in the summer of 2014, and the gunny story was in winter of 2013, so it wouldn't have been in the same thread. looking at the dates of the events, it does seem too close for comfort.
>>24027815
>get up early next morning, make a big country breakfast and go out to feed some MOTHERFUCKIN' CRITTERS
>Go out to do the horses' routine, but with one less chunk of hay on the wheelbarrow
>sadface.png
>suddenly waft a most unpleasant vapour
>that smelly smell from yesterday, mixed with rot
>head out on a hunch to where I buried Empress
>stagger and nearly puke
>the grave's been robbed
>her head has been placed, emphasis on PLACED, upright near a large-ish hole in the ground
>Tongue has been ripped out, eyelids gone, an eye's been popped, her cheeks and neck look chewed-on. Maggots crawling around the wounds. Vitreous humor dry and crusty running down one cheek
>Seen dead animals and scavenging before, this trumps all in my book. Plus, I loved that horse so this is disturbing on a number of levels
>hear squealing sound behind me, brick my shorts.
>It's Neighbor Frank
>He asks why I look so pale, tell him coyotes dug up the horse. (bullshit. I dug that grave at least seven feet deep)
>he nods and leaves with backhoe, I play car-shuffle again to get him back to his truck.
>Get home, carefully tip Empress' head back down the grave with a shovel and rebury her.
>go into garage, slop some coyote urine around grave to keep the fuckers away (it pays to have a family as into hunting as mine)
>Fast forward to that afternoon.
>Head out on four-wheeler with a few targets, my SIG and my moist nugget (trashy? yes. Cheap? Also yes) for a little sight-calibration
>Go to set up targets, realize I didn't bring anything to actually set them up on. Punch self.
>Go into trees to grab some sticks
>as I approach, get the same feeling as the day before. Go into trees, grab some suitable sticks, and do the nope-scoot back to my site
>whittle sticks into stakes, makeshift a few targets into side of berm, get my SIG calibrated to within acceptable parameters and Operate on the clean target for a few minutes with the nugget.
>After a while, realize it's getting dark.
cont.
>>24027834
>Is the beer there any good?
believe it or not, I wasn't really into underage drinking.
>>24027907
Continuing
>decide to take targets and shit down, clean up my brass and head back
>LeaveNoTrace.bsa
>as I'm taking the targets down, the afternoon breeze shifts and suddenly stank
>hear movement from other side of berm and nearly NOPE a small but sturdy wall in my pants
>decide not to be a pussy, grab my SIG and climb the berm to have a little peek
>See medium-sized black shape huddled down in the trench
>aren'tyoucute.jpg
>figure it's a black bear cub or something (they're more common than most folks realize) and back away slowly in case Mama's nearby
>clumsy hamhand accidentally a shower of dirt onto the "cub."
>It looks up at me.
>That's no cub.mp4
>lemme just say that while I'm not the original badass, "creepy" or "spooky" images and shit don't frighten me that easily. Shit, when I was little one of my favorite pets was "Delightful," an older Welsh pony with no eyes (her eyeholes were, in fact, sewn over and sunken-in. She made one of my friends cry just by looking at him).
>that being said, this thing was on a completely other level, spectrum, and set of physics from that sweet old pony.
>Best way I can describe it is comparing it to pic related: jaw was a bit thinner, eyes were beadier and darker, and the nose was more sunken-back, but the rest of the details are pretty close. Same drooly mouth, same slack-jawed "grin," same snargly-ass teef.
>At this point, my brain made an executive order to re-examine my previous decisions. Fuck the targets, fuck the brass, fuck the scouts, fuck not being a pussy, and FUCK SLOW-GOING
>I tactically back to the ATV, spent 0.0000001 of a second making sure my guns are stowed securely and GUN THAT SHIT back to the Garage
cont.
>>24027456
>>24027582
>>24027597
>>24027610
Damn, wish I could pin it down. It was good shit. Though the fact some other anons at least know the vague outline I remember is better than what I get in most "innawoods" threads.
>>24028087
I'd like to get the details behind it too.
Although I'm most interested in the Ruby Valley story with those big ass Dire Badgers.
>>24028137
As far as I can tell, the OP of that never came back, or never posted any further on the subject. The location could probably be found fairly easily, depending on the public records of Elko County, Nevada. It says "north of the road off hwy 93 going into Ruby Valley" and he mentions old towns and mines. There should be records of those things publicly available.
>>24027998
>Once inside with a good 8 acres between me and the Fuckbeast of Pellucidar I realize that I have a sworn duty to protect my farm. I already let one of my charges die under my watch.
>It's time to nut up or shut up
>Cue_arming_sequence.avi
>Grab my dad's tac-vest (have to cinch it a little tight) and his NightOwl5x, load up with three 20-rd AR-15 mags loaded with 5.56 NATO, slap the third into my SIG and sling my new gun over my shoulder
>My nugget takes mags, so I put one in with five to spare on my vest and shouldered that bad boy
>Fuck me, I even slipped a knife into my boot
>There are floodlights strung up about the farm for entertaining or night work, switches are in the garage and balcony
>goforhighground.jpg
>I tactically through the house to the balcony and get ready for war
>Not a moment too soon, start hearing squawks and gurgles and - I still get the jibblies to this day - LAUGHTER coming from the chicken pen
>fuck this
>I slam every switch and light up the farmyard like Rockefeller Square on Christmas
>there it is, standing in the pen like pic related
>Its body was shaped like a fucking koosh ball, all matte black fur
>Arms and legs were thin, but looked powerful and wiry.
>It was holding one of the hens with its head torn off, and staring straight at me
>It was obviously a male of whatever-the-fuck species it was, and there was fucking BLOOD hanging off its shitty beastcock
>I unslung my SIG and magdumped, not worrying about hitting anything, trying to hit that black cottonball on stilts
>I remember thinking "I hope I blow your shitty cock off, you piece of slime" (yes, the words my brain used were 'piece of slime')
>I scored at least five or six good THWUCKs, my target being only about 50 yards downrange.
>It never moved the entire time, puffs of fur flying off of it.
>I ejected the mag, slapped a new one in, and took aim again. I'll never forget the look it gave me, framed by that green sight.
>It almost said "are you done?"
cont.
>>24028196
>I squeezed off a final shot at its fucking mouth
>I hit it. I fucking KNOW I HIT IT
>I remember it almost in slow-motion, the PUFF of fucking saliva and shit as my 5.56 NATO round introduced itself to its face at 3000 ft/s
>The thing started WHEEZING
>Like a rusty gate being swung back and forth, that kind of "EEEeeeh-eeEEEH-EEEEeeeh-eeeeEEH" sound.
>It dropped the hen and stepped over the chicken fence
>I swear to fuck that this thing has either retractible legs, or its body is mostly puffy fur, because when it stepped over the fence, that leg almost DISAPPEARED.
>I wasn't gonna let it run away
>MAG DUMP 2: THE REDUMPENING
>I didn't score any hits though.
>Once it was over that fence, it dropped to all fours and scuttled off like some giant spider back to the crack in Satan's couch, all while wheezing that "EEEEEEeeeeh-eeeeeeEEEEEEH" noise.
>I stayed up all that night, waiting for it to come back
>fed the animals with my SIG over my shoulder, went to sleep, repeated the process until my parents came home.
>Never saw the chickenfucking shitweasel again.
So, /k/, what's your take?
>>24028240
Sounds like it fucked your chicken's headless neck.
>>24028257
yeah, no shit
>>24028240
My take is that your parents aren't your parents anymore.
>>24028137
I'm gonna see if anyone on /x/ has it saved. That's where I first saw it anyway.
>that's right...
>I'M NOT A /k/OMMANDO!!!
>shapeshifts into tulpa body pillow
>>24028266
>wat
>>24028274
>I'm gonna see if anyone on /x/ has it saved. That's where I first saw it anyway.
Please do.
>I'M NOT A /k/OMMANDO!!!
It's cool. I came to /k/ from /x/. It's like my old stomping ground over there. Just too many tulpa/succubus summoning/tarot reading/magick cancer threads in the last year or so for me stick around there much.
Has there ever been a /k/ innawoods skinwalker hunt? I feel like there should be. If not a skinwalker hunt, at least a innawoods camp out where faggots talk about their weapons or share spoopy stories.
>>24028294
I'm originally from /v/ then 8/v/ a recent 8/vk/ thread got me interested in weapons (as well as a few years of following people like Skallagrim on youtube)
>>24028196
>>24028240
Sounds almost like it has telescopic legs, but I've never heard of that organically?
>>24028303
>Has there ever been a /k/ innawoods skinwalker hunt?
About three or four guys said they were going to meet up and go on a hunt in Arizona then report back to us the next week; but they never reported.
>>24028505
I wouldn't worry about it.
>>24027605
Dear fucking Lord. I don't think I'd be able to sleep again after that
>>24027757
You find it, I'll bring the kitchen and cook at base camp.
>>24027757
>Nuggetfest 2:Spoopy Boogaloo
>>24013196
Where was this?
>>24028240
Eh...I dunno what to make of it.
Doesn't fit the description of any known cryptid that I'm aware of.
And being in full light due to the floodlights rules out it being a second rabid carnivorous llama.
>>24030861
>Doesn't fit the description of any known cryptid that I'm aware of
Stiltwalker maybe?
>>24030861
>rabid carnivorous llama
Also, that isn't entirely accurate. Many animals that people think of as being exclusively "herbivores" are a bit more omnivorous than they think.
>I have friends who nearly magdumped on deer chewing on possum/squirel/cow carcasses thinking that they were possessed or some shit
>cows will eat small birds for an extra boost of protein
>tortoises and giraffes are both well documented scavenging skeletons for the calcium
>Deer will do that, too
>camels will resort to nibbling a bit of meat when other foods are scarce
I see no reason to believe that a llama wouldn't scavenge a readily available carcass for some easy nootch
>>24031047
I'm calling it a rabid carnivorous llama because it allegedly stripped all the flesh off a dead coyote, not because it was drinking blood for the salts.
I got one for you guys...
>Be me a little while back (AFA Cadet, bored on a weekend)
>Decide to go hiking/stargazing innawoods
>Rocky Mtn National Park
>Bring lady friend for woods fun
>Also my mossy 500 and an SKS for her
>Rifled slugs will put down anything on Gods green earth
>A couple hours of driving later we're at the trailhead
>Hike for a bit to the selected site, a big clearing because astronomy
>Set up camp, get done around sundown
>Set an alarm for later when the stars will be good
I'll skip some shit because this isn't /b/ and y'all don't care about what goes on in a tent
>About 0300
>Hear rustling coming from the treeline
>Fuckabear.jpg
>Eh it's probably just a black bear ignore it and it'll go away
>No exposed food so we're good
>Rustling gets louder
>Then the smell
>Kind of a metallic, magnesium burning in acid mixed with rotting meat
>Gets stronger
>Remember the spoopy threads
>Fucknotabear.png
>Get an idea
>Grab shotty and leave the tent
>Tell girl to stay put but charge the SKS
>Go outside and yell indiscriminately into the woods
>Tell the rustling that we're just passing through and will be gone by tomorrow without a trace
>Also say we're well armed and trained (not too much of a lie) in case it's someone fucking with us
>Suddenly smell goes away and rustling stops
>Holy shit did that just work
>Back to the tent to calm girl down
>About 30 min later we're interrupted by a loud screech
>Like an elk but more guttural
>Smell is back and stronger
>Gagging and such
>Hear something big moving through the brush and grass of our clearing
>Decide to look out the tent flap
>My god what a terrible idea
Cont'd
>See the creature (definitely not a bear) dragging something huge
>Not too much light but it looks to be lanky, about 7 feet
>Mottled grey skin and patches of fur
>Doesn't notice me, or ignores me, either way I'm fine with it
>It's messing around with whatever huge object it has
>Does this for about 15 minutes
>Stops and looks directly at the tent, I can see its eyes
>Sunken, black holes that take all of the feelings of safety away
>It raised a big, clawed hand and lifted one finger
>I guess you can call it a finger... More like a long, scythe-like claw
>Pointed at me
>NOPE
>Then pointed at the ground, what it had been working on
>Fuck that, I'm not moving
>It does this wretching, twitchy motion for a couple seconds, still looking at me
>Then takes off into the treeline faster than any living creature I'd ever seen
>The next morning I decide to look at what it was pointing at
>It's a fully grown bull elk that's been completely dismembered
>Like, really really dismembered
>Its body parts, blood and other fluids are scattered in a pattern on the ground
>I took a step back to see it all
>Spelled "OK 1 DAY"
>Packed up camp
>Tactically'd the fuck back to my car and got out of there
So that's how I negotiated with a skinwalker...
Popping over here from /fa/ and I feel obliged to contribute some novelty.
(possibly) a SW caught on camera https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1kUeoTwnfo
>>24031568
>>24031580
Huh, never thought you could negotiate with a wendigo like creature.
>>24031695
Isn't the video from a Sci-Fi channel "found footage" ad, and pic related from a marble hornets-type video?
>>24031695
Got the idea from a thread a long time ago. Some of the ones out there want just to protect their pristine environment, others want to kill you. I got lucky.
>>24031568
>>24031580
>>24031769
Interesting. By every other Wendigo story I've, you would've been killed, if not for food then for territorial reasons.
>>24031945
So provided astronomer's story is true (sorry dude, I take everything with a grain of salt, which is why I investigate ones that probably generated reports somewhere), it means that the events involving wendigos could be based soleley around territory and the people involved not asking for permission to be in said territory, or something to that effect.
>>24031580
Ok I'll buy that a sapient forest predator might pick up human speech from listening to people over time but how the hell would it know how to write? in english? with numbers?
Writing is something that needs to be taught. Most humans didn't know how to even read before schools became prevalent.
>>24032016
Something like that. No offense to Astronomer but I'd consider negotiating with a Wendigo to be on par with negotiating with a Mountain Lion or Grizzly Bear. Two notably territorial animals.
But it's possible there is an exception to everything. Hell that one anon got laid by a Skinwalker. Wasn't expecting that.
>>24032016
Don't blame you for being skeptical, I fully believe that they're territorial other than just out for wanton killing based on this. Might vary by area/species though
>>24032017
Your guess is as good as mine. What I do know is that this is a well traversed area frequented by back country hikers and such. Signs are common enough that it may have picked something up
>>24032017
>implying Skainworkers are born Skainworkers
>implying they can't absorb the knowledge and memories of their prey, Alzabo-style
>Implying a Skainworker couldn't adopt Human form and infiltrate an elementary school for some booklearnin'
>>24009274
O shit nigga that red barn flea market?
I haveone. Nothing paranormal or too crazy, but it still weirds me out when I think about it
>Be 8
>Live in Southern Oregon
>Living in small cabin at the top of a mountain, pretty far innawoods
>Landlord lived right next door, weird tribal dude
>Dad used to take me on hikes innawoods
>Found multiple clearings with odd teepee structures in them. Like large logs. Can easily fit a car in the inside
>Seeing how I'm 8, I think they're cool
>Remember a couple had a rope hanging in the middle, like almost a noose or something
>Pretty sure landlord dude was like sacrificing animals or something
>Dad tactically nopes us out of there
>Remember parents telling me multiple times they found lights on in the house at night, thinking I got up and turned them on
>I didn't
Moved away from there pretty quickly. That place and guy were fucking eerie, dude
On my phone so bear with me
> Be 16 in Eastern Townships QC
> Beautiful summer day
> Gonna grab Moss 500 go innawoods with battlebudette named Diva who's half german shepherd half doberman
> Tactically taking it easy strolling with budette, man i love the woods
> Pretty thick forest, helped dad cut all these trails and left alot of the dead wood lying to the side.
> Not very far from house...can still se clearing house built in.
> Very weird coppery smell innawoods today, oh well rained yesterday, NBD, tactically sit on stump and tactically 360 noscoped a smoke
> Somethings off.jpg
> Takes a little while to notice woods are dead silent
> Right around the time i noticed budette starts with this really odd keening noise
> stfu.webm you're creeping me out dog
> Budette begins this weird crying/keening/growl with her hackles all up
> God awful copper just ate a handful of pennies stench intensifies
> Budette has always been a great dog, always listens
> Still tactically sitting on stump but now tactically scanning direction budettw is scanning.
> With budette freaking like I've seen, decide it's a good time to rack one in the chamber and tactically reload one in the tube.
> 5+1 masterace.mp4
> Dem birdshot target loads doe
> Brgin to hear movement ahead.
> Vision blocked approx 50m ahead due to low lying copse of young trees+ferns+ underbrush
> tactically assume the getting up off the stump I'm sitting on position.
> The sound seems like its now coming directly from small copse. Branches snapping like someone was walking just behind it
> Budette still making noises that nightmares are made of.
> All noises stop
> Dog goes silent
> You could here a pin drop in these woods
> Budette choose this point to starscream off into the direction of the noise....no barking or nothing...she just took off
> Before i even have a chance to scream her to come back she's already reached the copse.
> Start literally screamin DIVA COME BACK PLEASE COME BACK
>>24012859
His English is pretty good
>>24032734
Bearing with, Eastblocanon
>>24031580
>>24032734
> Literally one minute between enjoying a smoke innawoods to full on hysterics like i was crying and shit screaming for the dog i love.
> Budette reaches copse and enters it.
> Cue the scariest fucking noises i've ever hears in my life
> Like a mix between normal dog fight sounds and weird low keening almost below audible range
> Shoulder moss 500 and start walking towards it all 0darkThirty while my shitty CF milsurp olive drab pants fill with lovingly crafted kiln fired masonry
> I fucking love my dog
> get about 20m away all the while this dance of death is happening...keep hearing the growls interspersed with this weird what i can only describe as the "dry throat cat cackel" you know that weird meow they sometimes make when they stalk something.
> Reaxh the 15m mark when this high wail/shreek/warble/shittingmypants noise lets out.
> Welcome back to pin drop silence
> Tactically halt my advance
> Start calling for Diva wit tears in my eyes.
> No response
> Requiescat in pace sweet budette
> All of sudden rustling in copse
>ALLOFMYNOPE.youwillneverknowmyfear.fuck
> Budette bursts through undergrowth coming towards me.
> Supreme elation thankyouOdin.gif
> Budette doesn't give me a second glance as she travels past me at 21.1 dogs per hour
> Hear rustling but it definitely aint jimmies
> 180 quick turn back to copse and begin to take trained careful shots at a practiced cadence
> LOL that's a lie....i unloaded 6 rounds as fast as my fear induced hysteria will allow
> 180 quick turn and begin sprinting the 1km back to my house
> Hear the weird dry throat cat cackle
> Feel like it's right behind me
> Full hind brain flight mode engage
> Tactically reloading on the bounce
> more like shells are flying out of my pockets as i try to reload in full panick like so much spaghetti.
> Trip on a root or fucking whatever
> TIMBERRRRRRR.imdeadforsure
> Throw hands out in front of me to block my fall
> Hands are attached to shotgun
>Tactically smash face off shotgun
A butterfly lands on a /k/ommando's hand, resting gently upon his trigger finger.
"Oh butterfly, grant me your wisdom and your strength." he says.
The butterfly floats gently upwards, resting on this /k/ommando's ear and whispers:
"Purge the Domain of Mankind of her enemies."
And so must begin the Great Crusade.
>>24033114
>>24033114
>>24033164
Butterflies really aren't all that peaceful. Fucking warmongers.
I once had a bipedal creature stalk me and my friend up an entire forested mountain on a night with no moon, nearly up to our campsite. We were armed and we didn't run, so nothing crazy happened, but it was an extremely tense and bizarre hour.
And the reason I say "bipedal" is because the cadence of its footsteps indicated that it was using two limbs to move. A rhythmic "one... two... one... two..." Even though we had high-power flashlights and actively searched for it as it moved around us, talking real loud and generally trying to scare it off, it just kept walking like it knew it couldn't be seen. We were in a meadow and the thing stalked us around the perimeter until we finally decided to leave.
But then after an hour of climbing we took a rest on an old abandoned fishing trail, we heard it coming up the mountain toward us, with that same rhythm of footsteps. That's when we started jogging back to the camp about 1/4 mile away. We were in old Navajo lands in the White Mountains in Arizona, so who knows what was going on that night.
>>24033101
> Felt nothing in my adrenaline induced state
> IAmEverythingThatisMan.littlegirl
>Flight mode is still engaged
> Solid snkae roll onto my back
> Unload in the Baker rifleman position
> mfw i almost blow off my toes
> mfw i have no face
> My eagle vision and superhearing detect nothing.....did i just unload at nothing
> Decide not to stick around to look
> Tactically nope all the way home
> Still feel like I'm being chased.
> Get to clearing where house ia built
> Nope into the door and lock it
> Mom is at kitchen table reading paper
> Takes one look at me and asks wtf???
> Catch my reflection and see my face is covered in blood with a gash on my upper lip from getting in a headbutt fight with my shotgun
> Look all wild eyed and crazy and shit.
> Wtf were those shots sonanon
> Only coherent answer that come to my mind
> It was monsters mom
> You'reAfuckingIdiotSon
> Where's Diva mom?
> Went upstairs son
> Go upstairs and there she is, in the fucking bathtub shivering and still making that odd barely audible keening.
> Get into tub and hold her like she was a puppy again
> Tactically reloaded shitgun and spent the whole rest of the day and night in tub with my budette......both just trying to process i guess
> Never had another issue ever again inna those woods
Kinda anticlimactic i know.... i rationalized it as it had to have been like a cougar or fisher cat......but it was that smell and that absolute fear that sometimes still keeps me up at night wondering just what the fuck it was....those fucking noises man
P.s. budette passed away a couple years later.....fuck i loved that dog
I've been considering posting this story in one of these threads for a while now. This happened in the summer of 2013
>Living inna Appalachia
>Not shit to do
>Decide "fuck it, I want to do something stupid."
>Get onna ATV, shitty WASR on my back
>Go into the woods about 5 miles or so from my house
>Get to the entrance to this old coal mine that's been abandoned for like 30 years
>It's really stupid to go into an old mine like that
>I figure "Fuck it, nothing better to do today."
>Start back into the mine, it starts to get really cold a little ways past the entrance (mines do this, nothing paranormal.)
>hike back into there for about an hour, my headlamp is bright as fuck so I figure if I run into any bears or anything back there it'll scare them off.
>Feelin' pretty S.T.A.L.K.E.R, so I decide to sit down on an old hunk of wood and eat some spam
>finish eating, start smoking a cigarette before I get up to leave
>As soon as I stand up I feel a massive burst of air coming from inside the mine accompanied by a loud howling/moaning noise
>tactically shit my pants
>Calm down and realize I'm being a pussy
>grab the wasr off my back and decide to nut up and check out what's further down in there
>Walk about 100 feet more back into the mine
>Hear the noise again, but no air this time.
>Feel like superman because I'm operating operationally with the wasr
>right as the noise ends my head lamp starts to flicker, which it should not do because when they go dead they usually start to dim first
>the noise starts again with a clear "GO" at the end of it
>Think it might be some ravenous pill heads who have set up camp in the mine
>my head lamp goes completely dark
>The only light I have is my lighter
>hear the words "LEAVE NOW" ringing throughout the mine
>start backing away slowly towards the entrance, worried I'm going to trip on something
>see light bouncing off the walls of the mine, they look like they're coming toward me
>>24033447
>hear what sounds like a bunch of people crying out in pain
>the noise is echoing around me and the lights are getting closer
>rack the bolt on the WASR
>as soon as I did that the noise stopped, the lights went away, and my head lamp came back on
>TFW ghosts are afraid of glorious 7.62
>Tactically nope my ass right out of there and never return
Probably the scariest thing that's ever happened to me. I swear on the murder /k/ube it's true.
These threads make me jealous and wish more spooky things would happen to me. I've only ever hallucinated and I don't get nightmares anymore, shit sucks.
>>24033530
No man you really shouldn't be jealous
>>24033723
But I like being scared. When I would get endlessly tortured by depression induced hallucinations it was really fun. I miss it.
>>24033816
seek help, please.
>>24027815
>be alone on farm full of livestock
>I can rule getting my dick wet out of the roster of activities
You stupid or somethin, boy?
>>24028240
Here's a cap, too. Personally my take is that the monster knew you were all alone on that farm complaining about not getting your dick wet, and once your mare died from a broken heart because you didn't fuck her the monster decided something had to be done, so he dug up the horse, fucked the body (violently, to make a point), then did the same with the chickens to make sure you got the message.
That's just my take though, could be wrong.
Also I've never heard of a mosin being modded to accept detachable magazines, post pics.
>>24033332
>>24034362
you should cap that in the tomorrow theme. Much easier on the eyes.
>>24034546
Not mine; white on black leaves imprints on my vision
>>24034767
But white on black is spoopier. It's like even the words are in the dark
>>24034869
I'm already loading my 590, I don't need things to be any scarier
>>24021172
I live in St Pete. Where was this at?
spoopy bump
>>24029561
>Skinwalker Detected
>>24032016
>>24032063
Are we forgetting skinwalkers start off as humans?
>>24012926
so op had a dog, took a spoopy picture and then wrote a story?
>>24036045
on the internet, nobody can tell you're a fleshgait
>nobody
>>24014596
The sky just wanted you to get out of there, stalker.
>>24036422
In the purest sense, yes they do.
However the term has been misused to where it's more or less a catchall now.
>>24004924
Holy fuck.
Haven't seen this one yet
>>24034362
>>24034546
and another
>>24002315
>florida
Oh fuck I live in Florida
Does anyone here remember that thread and know where in Florida this was?
>>24038257
>>24038257
Panhandle, I think.
>>24038939
>>24002315
Truck on fire.
Probably just hillbillies or Fudds being assholes because they still owe payment on their '05 Chevy.
don't die spooky thread I need these stories. im averaging about 3 hours of sleep a night id like to decrease that
>>24040036
I'll look for some I haven't seen posted in this thread. I got most from Koffee though so they're probably all here.
bump anyway
>>24040036
I'll help
>>24040312
I've always liked this one
>>24028087
Found it.
Anybody still here? My buddy found a satanic shrine Innawoods. I can hop on my comp and share
>>24040398
fuckyea nice work anon
Hey /k/ommandos
>>24033447
this guy here
I'm going to be taking a trip to Arizona next month
Do I need to worry about skinwalkers? if so how do I protect myself against them? is 7.62x39 good enough? Or do I need to go with a 54r?
>>24040624
Innacity or innadesert?
Bring both, it can't hurt.
>>24040634
onnareservation actually, which is why I'm a bit jumpy about it.
>>24040398
Oh fuck yeah you're beautiful, anon!
Think I'm going to combine the two so we get the whole story from here on out. Thanks, man.
>>24040624
fuck it, I might just take my 870 too and stock up on slugs before I go.
>>24040624
>implying anything other than bringing a "friend" to sacrifice to the skinwalker is getting you out of the desert alive
RIPINPEACE, homey.
>>24012838
Not to discount spoopiness, but elk calls often sound like metal on cement to those that haven't heard them
>>24012859
You got anymore of these great stories? Love them.
bump for the spooky
>>24034439
Thanks for capping......felt good to get it out there........
>>24040398
Thankyou comrade.
here, have an official letter about hunting bigfoot.
spoopy bump.
This happened to me recently.
>Be new Jew Yorker and once again nogunz
>Recently bought old Argentine Mauser to make up for loss
>First week in new house, around midnight, sleeping with new raifu, secretly thinking about my funz I had to leave behind
>Suddenly hear very loud crashing noise
>Defcon0.gif
>Grab raifu, load up with 7.65 Argentine soft points, put closest helmet, Swiss M71, on head, and quickly open bedroom door while throwing on light
>Small house+long rifle=not best for house clearing but does well enough
>Get to door to upstairs
>Pause for moment and listen, for this is the worst part to clear; narrow, steep staircase leading to door that opens into large space with a few places to conceal including behind brick chimney
>Hear nothing, quickly open door with raifu in one hand, quickly transition to proper hold
>Clear space, left first, right after, for door provides some cover from assailants on the right side
>House is clear, absolutely nobody else here
>Go back downstairs, see a couple pie tins on the wood floor, right next to door
>Door is locked and window is not broken, same with sun room; no broken window or unlocked door
Still don't know what caused pie tins to fall; they were on low shelf with nothing else near them
>>24035250
You know where you take 4th street onto I-275? There's a place called Bay Isle Key condos, the closest ones to the bridge. That's where I lived.
It was the building on the North East corner on the edge of the development.
I can't remotely describe that sound in text, and the bi-pedal steps on the roof still freak me out.
>>24045387
>Jew York
Sorry to say but you might have vermin, anon
>>24045387
sounds like vermin to me.
>>24027143
This is why I believe somewhat in machine spirits.
>>24033296
sorry that was me i am shy
>>24045462
>>24045735
But what vermin is able to knock down a couple of pie tins and not be noticed at all after that?
>>24018042
skinwalker pls
>>24046229
rats and mice can move pretty quickly.
>>24046385
Great; I have micewalkers. Or just regular mice, trying to keep warm during the winter.
>>24046520
Probably just mice.
>>24027143
Hail the Omnissiah!
>>24045791
>>24046560
I'll have to get the traps ready. If it is mice, they haven't bothered me since.
>>24038939
i live in minneapolis. those woods are indeed spooky as fuck at night.
>>24033447
You enter a cave full S.T.A.L.K.E.R. mode and head the words "LEAVE NOW"
Don't. Fuck. With. Controllers.
>>24036981
>blowout
>>24012981
Holy fuck this shit is scary and the thing is most of the story sound fucking legit
>>24046579
/tg/ expat here. It's a 40k reference, there's a cult that believes that all machines have a little bit of a machine god in them, and keeping the machine (Tank/gun/aircraft/anything mechanical) happy will make the machine work long after it should have broken. Pissing it off will increase the chances of it breaking when it shouldn't.
>>24008473
I'm confused as to how this is a skinwalker... Also, Dragons have been extinct for centuries. Farmer dan was eating mushrooms with him
Jesus Christ I've been sitting here reading all of this thread
Made me go run and grab my ar and chamber a round fugg
>>24046636
That's spook as fuck man.
What are some good spoopy movies to watch? I want to be scared to go out at night.
>>24030861
chupacabra, the real one, not that coyote-dog looking shit people are turning up.
The only thing in this world you have to worry about are homeboys, corrupt politicians, sickness, and irresponsible people. Rarely you have to worry about an animal unless you are retarded and oblivious to what is around you. Everything else is falling sticks, the wind, and shadows.
>>24048228
fuck off skinwalker
>>24048228
skinwaltzer confirmed
>>24047599
I have always felt this was a thing, I often find myself talking to my machines/tools, and it seems to help. Only ever those with bits of metal though.
Guns have a special feel for me too. My trainer weapon at Lackland felt used, experienced, and reassuring. My new bolt-action (1st owned gun) that I got recently feels awkward, like a skinny teenager.
>I might go read up on this stuff now
>>24048228
Skinny, plz
Bump for more spoopiness
>>24049855
here' it's got banshees, sks's negligent discharges! The works.
>>24002262
I'd guess a couger. They supposedly sound like a woman screaming at times.
>>24049943
There was no SKS, you lied to me... Good stuff though, if only a bit short. Guess I cann't hold out too much hope of having some good long ones at this point, most have been posted.
>>24049991
Oh wait that was this one that had the sks.
I've been reading these for the last 3 hours. Had to take my dog for a walk, strapped my bowie to my belt and went out. No gun because canada city. I know I'll forget these by the time winter's over, only to have them all come flooding back as soon as the warm weather returns and I'm out in the woods. Save me moist nugget, save me.
>>24050049
That's more like it! Thanks Koffee.
>>24050131
I know that feel fellow /K/anadabro. Doesn't help that I love being innawoods, but most of the good spots are provincial or national parks, so nogunz there.
>>24050131
>>24050258
here have more canada.
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