I've been green-texting my silly stories on /k/ over the past couple weeks. This is tales from the gun counter #5. I work part time at a gun counter in a large retail store. I get a good discount, and enjoy the supplemental income. I am enthusiastic about sporting goods, and try my best to help everyone who comes into the store. Some of these stories are slightly exaggerated, this thread is for humor. Once again I'll invite everyone to share any funny gun shop related stories they have as I post my shitty greentext.
Previous threads:
Tales from the gun counter #1 >>23589689
Tales from the gun counter #2 >>23598865
Tales from the gun counter #3 >>23611384
Tales from the gun counter #4 >>23683400
Do you have any .22?
FAQ:
Q: Why won't you give .22lr to people, asshole?
A: My store sells plenty of .22lr throughout the week. In order to combat hording of .22lr, we place a limit on the amount of .22lr customers may buy, this limit may change based on how much we have in stock. Ordinarily, we sell bricks of 500 for $26, limit 1 per customer, or boxes of 50rds @ ~$4 limit 3 to 5 per customer. Sometimes we have have bricks of 1000 rounds for $55. This product is in high demand, it is not unusual for customers to buy the limit, then send in three or four friends to buy more for them. Our store wants to provide good customer service, and selling 5,000 rounds to the hoarder who walks in one minute after opening on Monday morning, then having empty shelves all week for the rest of the customers is bad for business. It is also not unusual to find out that customers are interested in buying .22lr in bulk from us then marking it up re-selling it. When you see me green-texting stories in which I tell customers we're all out of .22lr, please keep in mind that we probably just sold out of our ration for the day. We restock the shelves once, or twice per day when we have it, in order to try and spread the love around. I don't hold out on customers just to be a dick. Our store is the best in our area for stocking .22lr and our customers know it, they also understand why we set limits on this ammunition. We have many regulars come in or call to check on our stock.
>radio crackles
>anyone have a working price gun?
>firearms does. come and take it
later
>>23709654
I fuckin' love these threads.
>>23709667
Ninja fast reply
>obese gentleman comes in
>pointing out the S&W 500 to his friend
>i speak up
>"in 2014; grizzly bear attacks are up by 40% in this area"
>the laugh
>i don't
>i look them in the eye, and with a straight face tell them we have an IWB holster for the S&W 500
>they look at each other
>>23709654
whoot #5
>>23709686
Has anyone tested a .500 S&W snubby on a Ballistic Gel Torso?
I wonder what the damage would look like
Also
>At the Range with younger cousin
>Cousin is handling 1932 .22 target pistol behind the line
>RO yells at him for handling a gun with the slide not locked back behind the line
>I yell back it has no magazine (because I was currently loading it in my hand), and that the weapon was manufactured before slide locks were common
>RO tells me its still unsafe
>I tell RO its not unsafe since I have the only magazine in my hand (waving it around)
>RO eyeballs me, and walks away
What do you want me to do buddy?! IT DONT HAVE A SLIDE LOCK, DEAL WITH IT
>>23709680
Fuck yeah
>be early morning
>feel myself getting bored
>stacking up boxes of 12ga
>suddenly realize how america this job is
>freedom_intensifies.jpg
>stack those boxes higher
>fuck you, Feinstein
later
>slam head into metal thing
>it hurts
later
>be helping rednecks look at .44 mag revolvers
>dude asks if black people get a discount on black friday
later
>be facing shit on shelves
>walking past isle of holsters
>see co-worker attending biker guy
>notice biker guy has a subcompact in his hand
>un-holstered
>in a position hidden from my co-worker
>we don't let people un-holster weapons in the store
>creep up behind biker guy
>hand on 19
>right up
>up up
>grabby distance
>position myself to take that thing away from him
>he looks
>ask him why that's un-holstered
>hands it to co-worker
>check clear
>they fitting a holster
>that's what i figured but you never know
>>23709827
What brand of 1932 target pistol, before I call bullshit on your story?
>>23709686
>not recommending draco
Do you hate freedom?
>>23709832
Radio check
>>23709891
Copy
>>23709844
haha, we have one actually.
>>23709891
>roger that radio check confirmed functioning radio system affirmative
>>23709918
>czech
>standing at counter
>staring off into distance
>realize how meaningless my life is
>my feet hurt
>i wish i was at home posting on /k/
later
>showing guy gun safe
>he asks what the fire rating is
>tell him 60 minutes
>mention the safe is also has a 60 aqua rating
>will float for an hour in event of flood
>asks how much this thing weighs
>800lbs
>>23709832
>>be helping rednecks look at .44 mag revolvers
>>dude asks if black people get a discount on black friday
I chuckled audibly.
>>23709944
>i wish i was at home posting on /k/
I really want to patron my LGS. Though if I hear one more LGS clerk mention "obama" in a sales pitch to a noguns. I going to do all my shopping at Bass Pro for now on.
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>>23709827
I have no idea if anyone has tested that shit out.
>>23709997
this
>mosey on over to another department
>chatting up this cute girl that works there
>she blushin'
>ask to borrow her price gun
>here you go
>pic related
later
>dude comes up to counter with wifey
>asking about browning rifles
>wifey tugging at his sleeve
>doesn't want him to be there
>asks specifically about browning x series rifles
>sure what caliber
>300 win mag
>no prob here's one
>been doing his research
>wifey pissed off 6/10 would fuck from the back
>i'll take it
>oh shit would you like some glass for this
>yes
>ok
>looks at $600 nikon
>i'll take it
>ok
>wifey looks rustled
>>23710030
Yeah, I never talk about politics or religion while on the job.
>>23709827
>hold firearm pointed downrange but clearly visible to RO
>Stare into his soul
>Cycle the weapon repeatedly in a violent masturbatory fashion while maintaining unnerving eye contact to demonstrate that it is, in fact, empty
>myguncannotintoslidelocks.png
>>23710072
>>ask to borrow her price gun
>>here you go
>>pic related
You're easily my favourite trip on 4chan.
>>23709944
>>will float for an hour in event of flood
>>asks how much this thing weighs
>>800lbs
daaaaaaaaaaaaaam
>>23710118
Is there something I'm not getting about the picture?
>>23710192
Yes.
Had a guy come in today, just looking. He was really talkative and everything he saw blew him away like a kid in a candy store.
He asks if I have "those guns they used to protect wagons in the west", I show him a side by side and he looses it. He takes it and starts playing with it like a little girl who was just reunited with a lost doll.
I mention I've got a few old Parker Brothers laying around and ask him if we wanted to see them. He says yes and runs over to them with me. I show him one and tell him how old it is and what not.
He ended up buying $8,000 worth of side by sides five minutes after that. He says he loves my place and he'll be back whenever he can to pick up some new toys. I've already put a desert eagle, M1a and sig 716 aside for him.
Guy owns a law firm, just moved here from where he can't have any guns. Customer of the decade.
>>23710138
Physics are neat
>Leave work to get lunch at wawa
>sandwich ticket number is 762
>look at time 3:08
>smile to myself
>>23710072
I fucking hate those printers.
Half the time they just turn the fuck off.
>customer walks up
>howdy
>fine, how are you
>LIVING THE DREAM, SIR
>>23710112
holy fuck this shit is funny
>>23710118
glad you enjoy these stupid threads, i usually post as anon
>>23710138
Best part is the aqua rating is some shit that I made up
>firearms you have a call on line 2
>firearms anon speakig how i help u
>hi i ordered the eliminator iii did you get that in for me yet
>let me check
>yes we have four of them in stock
>yes but do you have one with my name on it
>i don't see a note with your name but we have 4
>i ordered one do you have it for me
>yes
>does it have my name on it
>no
>how do you know it is mine
>the eliminator iii?
>thas right
>we have it for you
>so and so said he ordered it for me
>yes it must have come in for you here it is
>are you sure
>yes
>ok i might come in next week if i have time
>>23710220
That made me feel warm and tingly inside.
Thanks for that.
>>23710220
Holy shit I love people like that. Had somebody similar come in this afternoon.
>guy looking around at firearm accessories
>seems to be killing time
>sir would you like a catalog to take home with you?
>hell yeah
>hand him savage catalog
>start bullshitting
>tells me he just got divorced
>wife wouldn't let him buy motorcycle
>wife wouldn't let him buy more gunz
>ask him if he wants to test drive some pistols
>fuck yeah
>he picks M&P9
>good choice, nice trigger
>show him VP9, he freaks out
>this shit is so cool
>show him sig p229 with laser and shit
>OMFG WTFBBQSAUCE
>he's coming back friday for our sale
later
>be dusting off shelves
>8/10 co-worker girl walkin by sees me
>"workin really hard here"
>she's laughing hard "OMG YOU'RE SO FUNNY"
>she leaves
>wtf
later
>guy seriously considering m&p 22 for EDC
>fuck it, it will kill mostly anyone i guess
later
>walk into break room
>d-bag co-worker guy from lame no-guns department sitting there
>microwave is going, smells like disgusting cheese
>point at his feet
>"scorpion"
>he flinches hard jumps onto his chair
>steal somebody's coke from fridge and leave room
>>23710237
sounds like his order got
>eliminated
I live near New Jersey and Maryland, those people hate their state. As long as you say their state sucks, they agree.
>>23710220
>8,000 in side by sides
Holy fuck, I'm glad that you made good business and the guy was happy but you could've slowed his roll a bit. What brands did he buy?
>>23710398
NJfag here, it's true. This place sucks.
>>23710220
>Sig 716
I approve.
>>23710409
to be fair...8k in double guns could be like...2 guns. I've definitely spent 3-4k for some of mine
>>23710398
MA fag here, a little further away but it sucks almost as much
>>23710398
MD fag fuck yeah.
Making plans to move to SC.
>>23710229
this
>>23710235
i feel you
>standing at counter
>customer walks up
>do you have any .22 mag
>.22 ...?
>he repeats, .22 mag
>OH!
>his face doesn't change
>let me go check in back
>ok
>i just stand there
>are you going to -
>walk in back
>radio check
>copy
>walk to main office
>boss is sitting there
>exchange radio for another
>stare directly at boss
>radio check
>he just looks at me
>walk out
>return to firearms
>sorry we're out of .22 mag
>i guess no .22lr then
>walk into back
later
>couple from ny comes in
>looking for pepper spray
>right over here
>do you have MACE?
>yes here
>what's the difference between these two?
>this one says extra strength
>what about this one
>this one doesn't say extra strength
>call so and so see which one he wants
>long annoying phone call ensues
>he wants the extra strength one
>youdontsay.jpg
>sell them $80 worth of mace
>resist suggesting a firearm the whole time
>>23710409
He probably just bought a couple of collectable guns.
SxS can be spendy, there is one I more regularly at a fancier fun store in Wayzata. $18,000 on the tag.
Proprietor bullshits with me about it periodically, he told me the other day I could have it for 10 because I would obviously appreciate it, and he paid 8 (meaning 6) for it at an estate sale. It is a custom engraved Parker 16 gauge, this specific gun was in the Encyclopedia of Shotgun Values for several years in the 80s because the previous owner purchased it at Sotheby's for $16,000 in 1982.
I damn near emptied my house down payment fund that day.
>>23710398
Former NJfag here. Just moved to North Carolina (HELLO FUNS!)
To all my other NJfags: GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
>>23710229
captcha
>556
>>23710734
You made your money back, right?
>>23710734
More should be mire
>>23710746
>North Carolina
welcome new NCbro, hope you like vinegar in your bbq
>>23710756
No, I resisted the temptation. She still sits there. He says I'm the only one who even looks at it, no one wants a 16 gauge, and those that do normally want an o/u.
I have contemplated starting to buy scratch offs, because I am way to practical to drop 10k on a shotgun I would never be able to bring myself to sell, without it being some kind of stupid windfall, but I can never manage to ask for one because I know how stupid they are.
>>23710814
Ugh, don't bother lotteries are for retards. You could always save like 500 a year and have a nice retirement gift.
>slow day
>7/10 woman walks by
>four employees appear
>can i help you
later
>same lady picks up pet stuff and clothing
>comes over to gun counter alone
>she's going to ask for .22lr for hubby
>nope
>can i hold your baretta
>holy shit bitch yes you can
>releases slide with thumb
>boner.jpg
later
>stacking 12ga shells
>co-worker walks up
>where's the fuel for this leafblower i need to clean the sideyard
>follow me
>take him into warehouse
>open cage door where we store expensive backstock power tools
>in here
>he follows me in
>point to back
>ask to borrow his radio
>hands me radio
>walk out
>lock gate behind him
>he looks at me
later
>standing at counter
>customer walks up
>do you have any .22lr
>no
>>23710746
Welcome, what part?
>>23710885
>do you have any .22lr?
>no
>>23709891
Copy
>>23710886
>>23710800
>>23710746
Oh, hello NCbros.
919 here.
>>23710814
but anon, I like 16 ga side-by-sides!
>>23710212
I didn't understand it either, care to explain?
>>23710936
same.
damn, talking about bbq made me want bbq
>mfw
>>23710800
>tfw the only thing moving me more towards PA is that I can't stand vinegar in BBQ
T-the cold never bothered me anyway.
>>23710994
I've got some pulled pork in the fridge I might eat.
Know where Dickey's is, at New Hope Commons? Yeah, from there. Bangin'.
>>23710912
>affirmative
>standing at counter
>watching co-worker press strobing LED flashlights directly onto eyesockets
>customer walks up
>do you have any .22lr
>walk into back
>take out leatherman
>remove all four wheels from a flatcart that was sitting there
>back out to front
>sorry
later
>standing at counter with beta co-worker
>co-worker girls walks up, she works with distributors and shit
>nice tits and friendly
>she leaves
>co-worker mentions he's got a semiboner for her
>i mention she has no ass, not interested, 3/10 at best
>he's visibly rustled
>>23710851
A gun like that needs to be enjoyed while your eyes are still good. I am looking at land in May, if I can get good terms without a big down payment, I'll buy her as a housewarming gift to myself.
The engraving is an Irish Setter and pheasants on one side, quail on the other, with grouse hidden throughout the scrollwork.
The setter looks just like mine, its uncanny.
The stock is 95% condition, but the metal and bores are fucking perfect.
I love 16 gauge too, I have a Wingmaster, a Sears branded bolt action and an Ithaca SxS.
>>23710940
Pretty.
>>23710886
Currently living next to downtown Asheville.
>>23710936
Aw hell I don't know area codes yet.
>>23710800
Dude, it's amazing. "BBQ" up north is nothing more than poorly cooked meat "cooked" in WalMart BBQ sauce.
Also, know any good gun stores that sell m39 nuggets, or gun ranges that let you rent a gun?
>>23710940
Whatta BEAUTIFUL gun!!!
Name???
>>23709669
>come and take it
I'm not supposed to be dying at the first story dammit.
>>23709944
>>mention the safe is also has a 60 aqua rating
>>will float for an hour in event of flood
>>asks how much this thing weighs
>>800lbs
Thanks for reminding me of something a long, long time ago.
>Working at big chain retailer
>Customer bought a cheap fridge
>Needs it loaded
>Coworker and I load fridge
>customer "Daaaaaamn! How much that thing weigh?!"
>Coworker "Idunno ... five, six hundred pounds."
>Walk away before I can't contain my laughter
>>23711043
damn power of suggestion, i know where im going for lunch tomorrow
>>23711059
>>watching co-worker press strobing LED flashlights directly onto eyesockets
lost my shit
>>23711059
>watching co-worker press strobing LED flashlights directly onto eyesockets
>Implying you haven't been curious.
Like that time you wondered what an ammonium strip smelled like from the first aid kit.
>>23710973
OP always takes price guns and puts them in the firearms department
the GUN department.... price guns
its funny
>>23710368
>scorpion
i lel'd hard
>>23711216
Those things cost like 1,500 each.
OP needs to stop being a faggot and stealing shit from fellow employees.
>>23711145
Darne
>>23711059
why would you remove the wheels, anon?
>>23711239
but its a harmless practical joke that is cute and creates a homely working environment.
>>23711258
So he has something to do the next time he goes in back.
>>23711258
because it would take a long time
>>23711239
>pic related, its you
>>23711263
>Used to do this kinda shit at work.
>Corporate now makes us part guns at locations if we don't use them.
>Attach EAS tags on them so they make the paddles beep when you go outside.
>Gave us retarded belt loops for them.
>One of the managers demonstrated the belt loop by throwing a spa on the ground because he was showing off.
>He literally chucked it off his belt onto the concrete so hard it bounced.
>retail.
>>23711082
Damn, I would like to see that piece.
>be re-arranging sigs in case
>scruffy redneck looking guy comes up
>asks about .380 pistols
>suggest glock 42
>"that's not safe, i want a manual safety"
>ok, here's some sigs and of course, the PPK
>buys LCP with no safety
later
>old guy walks up
>do you have any .22short?
>sorry
>45 minute story about .22 short
>>23711156
Holy shit this meme is way, way dope. Saved.
>>23711166
Was it a mini-fridge?
>>23711188
I lost my shit when I saw it too.
>>23711210
It never occurred to me, but now I am curious.
>>23711217
Not just a double entendre, we actually have scorpions out here.
>>23711239
Are you my manager?
>>23711258 see >>23711264
greentext related
>walk into back room to czech text messages
>gf blowing me up
>doesn't understand the texts i sent using Siri
>confused co-worker standing there looking at cart with no wheels
>ask him what's up
>says he needs a flat cart but this one is fucked
>tell him i'll see what i can do
>return with wheels, screws, bolts, leatherman
>he looks pleased
>start re-attaching wheels
>alldone.jpg
>his face when i only put two wheels back on
>>23711333
>Are you my manager?
Are you Michael?
>>23711132
>"BBQ" up north is nothing more than poorly cooked meat "cooked" in WalMart BBQ sauce.
Hopefully you are talking about the north of north cakalaki, because the the winninest state for Brisket in BBQ championships is actually Minnesota.
>>23711333
>Was it a mini-fridge?
Just a simple freezer-up-top no ice maker fridge, the bottom-of-the-production-line type. It might have weighed 100 pounds. Refrigerators can be very simply built:molded plastic, stamped super-thin sheet metal, and foam insulation is most of it.
>>23711369
you think he tried any good 'cue in NJ son?
>>23710800
>>23710936
336 reporting in. Greensboro is still free. How is Durham/Boone/Raleigh doing?
>>23710220
>Guy from a place where he can't have any guns flipping his shit and buying a bunch of them
Is he me?
>>23710368
>Girl laughs hysterically at shitty joke
Is it just the same girl who wants your dick every time?
>>23710746
Am from NJ too. Going to Rutgers and will move as soon as I graduate.
>>23711409
Never been there, couldn't say. I view NJ as a cultureless hole, but sometimes you'd be surprised what you can find in cultureless holes. Best Dim Sum I ever had was in rural Wisconsin, but that old bastard died and the restaurant he had in his walkout basement folded in like a year with him gone.
>>23711369
>>23711463
By "up north" I meant the NJ/PA/NY area. Shit was worse than Everclear/
>>23711427
I remember watching a sale get lost because a guy wanted an AR-15, and the idiot behind the counter could not find the Hornady.
>Customer specifically said he wanted home defense ammo.
>"To be honest, I don't really know alot about guns..."
>You just said that TO the guy who wants to buy a gun from you.
>Point at the box.
>'He wants that one.'
>"Those are varmint rounds."
>'And he wants them if a wolf decides to break into his house and steal his television."
>>23711463
>NJ
>Cultureless hole
It kind of is. Most of the fun stuff to do is in individual communities like Asbury Park, and even then I feel like it's all vapid attempts to suck people in for the music.
>>23711501
Why the fuck does a guy at a gun store not know about guns/
>>23711369
Depends on what BBQ you're talking about, western, you will find nothing but Sweet Baby ray's slathered meat cooked to varying degrees of competence.
But the Korean food is the best you will find on this side of the coast and based Korean supermarkets with great prices on fresh as fuck fruit and veggies.
>>23711543
>Tfw no guns
>But at least based H-Mart and Asian Grocery
>>23711413
919 is secure, over. unless youre in some shady part of durham, redguard territory, far away from duke. raleigh still belongs to code monkeys & bikers. chapel hill still infested with hippies & yuppies.
>>23711463
>Never been there
well thats where he said he was from, & minnesotas a far cry from there. anyway western 'cue is inferior, moot point
Oh shit I'm in the 919 too.
>>23710378
Most underrated post
>>23711560
>tfw guns and Korer parents buy $800 of groceries each time they go to a H-Mart because 8 hours away by car
>>23711529
Lot of retail stores in Oregon/Washington got gun stores stuck in them.
Mainly Fred Meyer, who sent various employees through quick courses, even if they didn't like guns. While ignoring employees who knew shit about guns.
And managers had to be trained, even if they are antigunners.
mic check
>>23711360
Nope.
>>23711385
I see.
>>23711448
I would estimate that there are about 5 or 6 different girls who are over 6/10 rating in my store. I would fuck them. This one I just met the other day, and was surprised that she reacted this way to my sarcastic / ironic dusting style. I want to put her butthole in my mouth.
>>23711594
Nice shotgun.
>be showing guy 20ga shotgun to dude w/ his older daughter
>show him one with pink furniture
>mentions its for his son
>daughter blurts out "don't think no boy would be interested in this, cept FAGS!"
>resist the urge to mention i frequent 4chan
>mfw i would wear my girlfriend's panties and tactically clear my house w/ pink shotgun
>>23711632
>firearms copies
>>23711691
>I want to put her butthole in my mouth.
Good call.
>>23711691
>mfw i would wear my girlfriend's panties and tactically clear my house w/ pink shotgun
Have you guys seen my sides?
>>23711691
>use pink shotgun
>in tactical pink panties
>intruder is dead and embarrassed
>>23711626
>Fred Meyer selling guns.
http://www.oregonlive.com/business/index.ssf/2014/07/fred_meyer_makes_adjustments_o.html
kek.
>>23711691
Your parents raised you right
>>23711691
>5 or 6 different girls whose buttholes you'd suck
Wow, at least if things don't work with (god forbid) with the current GF you should be ok
>>23711574
My grandma lives in Chapel Hill. She actually just got my Jeep fixed up for an early Christmas present. Love her to death.
>>23711243
>4,000
DARN(E)
>>23711691
>daughter blurts out "don't think no boy would be interested in this, cept FAGS!"
Was it Lady?
OP, glad you started this thread.
I JUST (as in, today) started working at a gunstore/pawnshop/indoor range that just so happens to be an 03FFL (no SOT). And of course I get a hilarious customer in today
>standing at counter, still talking with senior counter guy trying to learn stuff
>shaggy, neckbearded late-20-something guy comes up and asks about suppressors
>what do you want to know?
>"well I saw this one movie, I cant remember what its called, but they had silencers that made the pistols SUPER quiet. Like PZING quiet (actually made the sound with his mouth)"
>yeah sorry that's hollywood bull-erm, I mean, hollywood hype. Suppressors can be quiet but the gunshot's still quite loud
>20 minute "discussion" on what movie it was
>lol zero dark thirty
>guy pulls out phone and apparently gets that it was a Surefire SOCOM can off IMFDB
>says he wants to buy 3 of them
>have to go get NFA-specific guy
>who also happens to be the guy whose sole job is cleaning the range rentals
>we use Sweet's 7.62 so this guy is high as fuck 24/7
>give him quick rundown on customer as I drag him out of back room
>guy actually manages to pass muster, not really sure what all goes into buying a can as I had to go restock stuff
>NFA guy is losing his shit as he comes back
>neckbeard ordered FIVE $1500 suppressors
>apparently admitted his only gun is an SKS
>didn't order the .30cal version, just the 5.56 version
>was giving off so many bad vibes and cheeto-prints the NFA guy never bothered to point this out
>99.999% sure he will never follow through on paperwork and will effectively get screwed out of several hundred in restocking fees since we have to order the cans in
>next customer
>"do you have .22lr?"
>just the CCI shotshells sir
>"do they work in a Ruger Mk2?"
>no
>"I'll buy them all anyway"
>MFW
>ok
>sell the guy $90 worth of garbage ratshot
>>23711413
336 here too. Strange there's so many north Carolinians here.
>>23710030
My LGS is pretty good about that. He never talks about politics or religion or anything at all really if he can help it. I get the vague impression he hates people; he's only open three days a week for 2-3 hours. I feel like we could get along if it weren't for the whole hating people thing.
>>23711792
thats a nice present. your grandma sounds legit.
funny, i just got new tires for my cherokee
>>23711216
ALTERNATIVELY:
>take price guns
>mock coworkers for being nogunz
>>23711803
>03FFL
I call bulllshit because of this statement.
>>23711839
She is legit. It was a 900$ service, because all of the studs on my hubs were stripped and the wheels were within a few dozen miles of just falling off. I barely made it to the mechanic.
>>23711820
We all should do a meetup at some point.
>>23711875
I'm up for it as long as we avoid High Point and Raleigh.
>>23711875
I'm moving to North Carolina next month. Wayne County. What's with the pistol purchase thing, and can AD military get around it somehow? Decent fun stores in the area?
>>23710112
>Cycle the weapon slowly at first, gradually increasing tempo while panting heavily and maintaining unnerving eye contact to demonstrate that it is, in fact, empty
>Be at newer LGS, see they have .22 in stock.
>Want some.
>Notice the only person behind the counter is really struggling with an AR-15.
>He can't get the bolt assembly back in the gun.
>He has the blind look of panic on his face as he is trying to force this thing back together as a customer looks on uncomfortably.
>Ask him if he knows how to put the gun back together, he says yes.
>Two minutes later he hands me the paperweight and asks if I can "fix it"
>Customer is long gone.
>Holding a disaster in my hands I realize the situation and set it down hoping the cameras saw that I did not cause this.
>Ask for my limit of .22 and tell the kid to get some lube for the gun.
>Trying to break down a firearm with no lube.
>Ever.
>>23711898
To be frank, it'd be cool to go to the State Park down in Wilmington. I used to camp there every summer with my granddad. Really cool place.
>>23711910
It varies by county. Here's the Wayne County permit page.
http://www.waynegov.com/Page/391
I don't know if there's any way around it, but I do know that in my county, you have to be a resident for 30 days before you can get a permit.
>>23711936
What was wrong?
>>23711870
It could be a class three dealer and he is just confused. The number designations confused the hell out of me.
>>23711954
He broke down the gun dry and tried to put it back together wrong.
His boss told him specifically to not break down guns.
Period.
>>23711939
Is it your county of residence only? Does the one you work in matter?
Also where's good to live not too far from Seymour Johnson?
>>23711968
I've been taking apart my guns to clean them for years without using lube during the takedown process. Is that really a bad thing? Or is it specific to AR15s?
>>23711961
a type 3 FFL is a C&R, type 2 would be pawnbroker
>>23711985
Well, when they come fresh from the shop they tend to needs a little TLC before you break them down.
AR's are just touchy.
>>23711210
back when I was in high school my biology class let us whiff some ammonia. ...Did not whiff it, inhaled that bitch and woke up in the nurses office 4 hours later.
>>23711961
>>23711987
Hence my call of bullshit.
Anyone who works there on a daily basis would be familiar with the type of FFL they had.
Even Chum-Lee knows.
>>23711980
I really don't know about living anywhere outside the Triangle.
All that matters is the county you live in.
>>23712009
I smelled a strip of it once, felt the chemical punch of Mike Tyson.
Shit was not fun.
I've read every single greentext in every single one of these threads. They're humorous but I haven't actually laughed a single time. No idea why you fags are sucking this guy's dick.
>>23711987
>>23712010
I am aware, but it is easy for those new to working at an FFL of any type they dont need know what specific type they are. I used to work for A Type 7 FFl which was also an importer so I think I held a type 8 as well. My point being, shits confusing, doesnt instantly make him a liar.
>>23711985
If you have been breaking down your guns for years I would hope you lubed them at least once...
>>23712001
I don't believe any of this shit.
Taking down an AR is as simple as pulling one of the pins, pulling the BCG and the charging handle out.
>>23712046
I usually break down after I lube up.
Post masturbatory guilt is a killer.
>>23712050
Then how did the retard behind the counter literally JAM the gun in front of me?
>>23710734
Wayzata, mn? Where in wayzata?
>>23711770
NEVER heard that one before.
>>23711787
Desire for butthole sucking is often a one-way street my friend.
>>23711800
Yes the daughter was a lady.
>>23711803
I'll send my application in to replace the NFA guy when he's canned next week.
>>23711851
Literally.
>bring price gun to other dpt.
>do you guys even have a holster for this?
later
>go on lunch break
>notice store manager's car
>spend the next 10 minutes retrieving carts from around the lot
>surround manager's car with carts in perfect square
>grab a burger from across the street
>three hours later
>be scoping out front register chicks through 3x19
>watch manager walk out main door
>watch manger walk back in main door
>return to office
>radio starts talking
>manager: can i get a cart run main side
later
>finish stocking new ear pro
>staring at shelves filled with protective goodness
>hand moves towards balls
>slip hand into jeans
>cupping sack
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>slip fingers under scroat
>co-worker walks up
>do you have the price gu-
>exclaim "TRY KNOCKING, DAD"
earlier
>breaking down baretta storm to figure out why action is so smooth
>co-worker appears
>warns me of the dangers of breaking down pistols
>"a spring might shoot across the store and you loose it "
>what the fuck
>>23712021
Ok, where are the cute, smart girls who will be impressed by my "I fly fighters" deal?
I have a feeling I'm going to be in the Raleigh area a lot on the weekends.
>>23711875
>We all should do a meetup at some point.
sounds fun
>>23711910
>What's with the pistol purchase thing
just get a little card from the sheriffs dept. if i was you id take a quick CC class & just get that instead.
also if you want decent fun stores, try around fatalville...i mean fayettenam
>>23712046
We're talking about before/during the takedown. I always lube them after cleaning.
>>23711691
I never understood pink guns, just have nice wood furniture and they'll probably like it just as fine.
>>23711832
Reminds me of my LGS owner. Old dude that runs things will get whatever you need and makes surprisingly non fudd suggestions but not say one word more. Has a permanent Clint scowl and seems to hate the fact most life still exists. Only times I ever see him soften was when his wife or grandkids stop by.
Fun story from there:
>walk in looking for some slugs
>start shooting the shit about reloading shells
>more like me talking and him occasionally giving some words of advice
>some kid walks in fast with a tacticooled shotgun in hand
>this was before I could CC so I shit my pants
>owner just nods at the guy
>turns out he was a customer who called in for some work
>he nods at a fellow young gun owner
>he's wearing milsurp
>not even matching
>muzzle sweeping everywhere
>maximundisgust.jpg
>the owner takes the gun and clears it as procedure
>a live shell falls out
>we both just stare at the guy
>>23712061
If he's reassembling it, maybe the cam pin is in the wrong spot, or the charging handle is falling out of the track.
>>23711603
I noticed that H-mart, Grand-mart, Hanaro, G - mart are the same freaking chain....These people were smart to change the names slightly yet still have the same stuff. Andy god their fresh produce is cheap, walmart feels like whole foods.
>>23712074
I'm a cute, smart boy that's impressed, so I meet 2 of your 3 criteria.
But Greensboro has a lot of clubs, Raleigh as well. Don't go to Durham unless you like skanky black bitches.
>>23712076
We don't talk about Fayettenam. Actually, I might be getting a gun from a guy there soon, who knows. I've gotta run the math to see if it's cheaper to drive to the Nam from Durham and save 40 bucks on the pistol than buy locally and lose the savings. Gas prices might kill it.
>>23712069
No no, not A Lady, the tripfag Lady.
Just sounds like something she would say.
You wouldn't happen to be in Oklahoma, are you?
>>23711043
We got a Dickey's here too in OK. Some bbq might be good.
>>23712122
he sounds nothing like ill bonanza ruby.
>>23712076
I'm currently nogunz because I'm living on base in the dorms, and there's no way I'm leaving my babies in the on-base armory.
Though I might just buy a pistol on my way out of here just so I have something.
>>23712101
He said he knew what he was doing, he was in the army.
Which was why I dropped the fucking thing when he handed it to me.
I had no idea how to reassemble it.
>>23712061
how did you not manage to fix it within like 10 seconds... even if he detail stripped the bolt, that's like 15 seconds...
>>23712144
I mean the guy's daughter that made the remark about FAGS
>>23712112
Sorry bro, 100% or nothing.
>>23712158
I am not familiar with the AR-15...
>>23712122
Fuck off.
>>23712028
Did that once too at the paintball field from our first aid kit.
Then we inhaled co2 to see which was worse.
It's hard to decide - one is ammonia which kicks you in nose like a mule, the co2 feels like it is dry cleaning your lungs.
If they ever need an alternative to waterboarding, both work well.
radio check. cashier requests a good sniffing from firearms.
>>23712197
a crying shame you didn't die you fucking oxygen thief.
>>23712169
N-not even if I dress up? I suck a mean dick.
>>23712214
Don't you mean co2 thief?
>>23712069
check
>>23712199
Copy, cashier put on Hoppes just for you.
