things we would miss during the habbening
this board.
>>23198717
>Nowhere to swap stories of habbening events
>Nowhere to go for pics of chicks with guns
>Nowhere to go for advice when you have a firearms problem innawoods
>Nowhere to go period because no internet
>Just you and what you remember
>>23198717
8/8
>>23198717
>>23198734
>Not getting a ham radio so you can keep arguing about cartridge sizes well into the apocalypse
>Not getting a radio modem and scaring wanderers with creepy digital transmissions while you upload anthropomorphic A-10 porn to your fellow /k/ommandos
>>23198717
most of it...
>>23198711
Don't have a White castle in my state or the neighboring ones. Is it really good?
>>23198780
>>Not getting a ham radio so you can keep arguing about cartridge sizes well into the apocalypse
Holy fuck I wasn't prepared for this one.
>>23198797
No
>>23198717
Thanks /k/ommrade
>>23198797
Fuck no. Steamed burgers a shit
They taste good but be prepared for the repeated head/latrine/shitter/bathroom runs.
>>23198717
me too brother
>>23198711
Porn
>>23198797
It is ok, makes my stomach an hero though.
>>23198780
wut? you can upload things like pictures with a HAM radio? does it basically make you a small broadcasting station like a TV station?
>>23198857
Depends on how many you eat. At most I have eaten six at one time. Nothing happened.
>TFW White Castle opened in nearby town
>Dude I know went there three times on opening day
>almost 20 sliders on his own
>How he did not shit his intestines out, I don't know
>>23198871
or is a radio modem like wifi, but longer range and PC to PC?
>>23198870
>Not covering your porno needs
Dude.
>>23198870
What's the point?
>>23198797
if you dont care about your body, the sliders are sex
>>23198797
>>23198834
Veganfag detected
>>23198882
Yeah. Instead of turning the wired signal you get into a digital signal and back for transmission, it turns audio into a digital signal and back, so you can broadcast information across vast distances.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-bEANBA2-Q
>>23198886
>He has GiRL taped to the inside of his ammo can
>he faps to GiRL
>>23198711
big bed, electricity, fridge and feezer, /k/, /d/, /gif/, and /wg/
>>23198888
Was that a serious question?
>>23198910
If you knew me better, that would be the least of your concerns.
I think I'd have a hard time adapting to the change of mentality. The loss of my privileged lifestyle. Right now I can pursue a variety of careers, travel, take up new hobbies, learn new things, buy cool things from around the world with a global economy. All that would change. Life would be about grim survival. I can't imagine adapting to that. Fight to survive. Acquire food. Have offspring. It sounds appealing in a way, but I imagine it would get to me. Best thing would to just stop myself from thinking and focus on what I needed to do.
>>23198908
pretty interesting. 90% went over my head though lol.
>>23198809
>Oh god, I hear them banging on the door. I've only got 12 rounds of .45 left, I think this is it for me. Keep the fire alive.
>muh stoppin power bet you wish you had more bullets retard 9mm>.45
>9mm does not put down ghouls. FACT pic related itsokayitsonly9mm.jpeg
>Bullshit, you gotta hit em in the head. Shot placement>all. I'd rather have more capacity
>Oh god they ate my legs... I fucking hate you /k/
Anyone have that image where the dude is on a date and a zombie outbreak happens and when they finally make it to a cabin in the woods the date turns out to be a trap?
>>23199042
did he still fuck it?
>>23199071
so...soft
so...pink
how are people gay when there are things like that?
>>23199071
That's why you bring extra soap, razor blades, and mouthwash. Then when your band of raiders brings you a female you're prepared.
>>23199085
because a black man already wiped his shoes, ate a sandwhich, and read the newspaper inside her
>>23199002
>of my privileged lifestyle.
CHECK IT!
>>23199042
>>23199055
>Family in St. Louis
>Live in Georgia
>Miss out on both Lion's Choice and White Castles
fuuuuug
>>23199095
>black man
>reading
Anon, plz.
>>23199124
id fuck it
>>23198711
cold beer.
>>23199162
You could always throw your bottled homebrew into the bottom of a lake or glacially fed river.
>>23198870
>needing a screen for your fapping materials
It's like you don't even know
>>23199162
>not knowing how to brew beer
>not knowing how to make a terra pot cooler
what are you doing with your life?
>>23199124
>not fucking the trap
There's no risk of a pregnancy, why not?
>>23199168
that's a good idea, happening wont be too bad then.
>>23199128
>live in Georgia
Go to a krystal's bro. It's the same thing
>>23198870
There are no more laws, you've got plenty of guns and ammo and you'd miss porn?
I'd just find a girl that doesn't have anyone to protect her at the time.
>>23199175
Because they're all fucking crazy.
>>23199085
I could see why other women would be gay for that.
>>23199175
if it looks like a duck...
>>23199095
>implying faggots dont participate in bestiality too
>>23199111
there is a difference between living a privileged life because you are living a good life, and being "privileged" because you are white or straight or some other form of superior person hood.
>>23199172
>having fapping material
>not having a harem
>>23199124
>20 years later
>both look like hairy old dudes because the homo didnt have their hormone pills.
>>23199071
You've never been really horny, have you?
Try not fapping for 2 weeks.
That girl will now have a sweet smell of vanilla and roses, and goddamn look at that awesome soft peachy armpit fur.
>>23198870
>not training your dog to sniff out pussy so you can track it and rape it
>>23199288
he'll only find bitches.
>>23199297
Like that matters. Just gag her and then do what you want. Then you can kill her and have a nice meal to share with your dog afterwards. Or you could kill her first, then have your way and then eat. Hell, just whatever order you want to do it in.
>>23199175
This gave me odd, sad feels for some reason.
>>23199037
>sup /k/, just looted a sweet glock off a dead bandit
>aw sweet man i ran out of explosives a few weeks ago
>>23199331
are you gay? if not, why did it make you sad?
>>23198886
some metal gear solid type shit
>>23198797
last time I ate at a krystal (same shit) I got food poisoning. First and only time I've ever had it. Never again
I'll miss the internet because that's at least 50% of my life.
>>23199541
>only 50%
>>23199559
All in moderation.
>>23199141
>>23199175
>implying
>>23198711
>>23198711
My family.
>mother, father, and brother are anti-fun who believe the police will solve everything.
>>23203013
>can't live without TP and toilet
faggot.
>>23198711
I'm kind of worried the gasoline will run out, then how can I ride mah Harley?
>>23199037
>Keep the fire alive.
>TFW the man dies
>>23203088
it's not that it will run out, Gas goes stale fast as shit too.
>>23198717
>>23198797
Not really. It's just one of those things people, myself included, keep trying every few months because we forget how bad it is.
>>23203028
Question for you, how does someone who grew up on an anti fun h I use turn out to be pro-2a?
>>23198797
Total shit. The only people who like it are those who've never had good sliders.
I have Bates and Telway so I don't bother with White Castle bullshit. The only people I ever see in there are niggers. I don't mean blacks, I mean corn row 8XL basketball jersey shorts to their shins and moisturized with chicken grease niggers.
>>23198717
only correct answer
>>23203225
You shouldn't do drugs anon.
stop it
>>23199124
> you know I'm not really a woman right?
I thought if you identified as a girl, you were a girl?
>>23198717
this
>>23199175
>why not?
No pussy =/= no fuck
I can't fuck a dude in the ass and pretend it's a woman.
Cantaloupe. Specifically: cold cantaloupe slices.
>>23203225
drugs won't go away, there will be plenty of drugs after the happening, lack of law enforcement and increased demand will make for plenty of incentive to supply them.
>>23203336
After 20 years innawoods post-habbening you'll be fucking even tree stumps.
>>23203358
sheep exist for a reason.
>>23203346
cantaloupe is shit
>>23199306
In the happening I'll cut people in half with you.
>>23203412
>>23198797
Not great, not bad. Kind of a last ditch type of place if you just want something to eat and don't feel like cooking but no other places you like are nearby/open.
>>23203242
Question for you, how does someone who grew up in a household with strong values challenge those beliefs and form their own?
>>23203440
>>23199306
we raiders now.
Fat chicks.
I fucking love fat chicks.
>>23198711
Magnum ice creams
>>23203443
>>23198797
>>23198711
This always reminds me of the Beastie Boys
V8 tomato juice
>>23203468
Remember to always use dresses to confuse man-killing bullets, wigs for bonus protection.
The internet.
Antibiotics.
>>23203513
And this. I love some fat tits.
>>23203561
This fucking salmon is ruined m8.
Opie and Anthony. I already miss it but at least they have their separate shows. If the happening occurred I'd have nothing. No Anthony, no Opie, no sweet little Jimmy.
>>23203561
is that even good
>>23203561
Looks like a jewish hamburger to me.
>>23203573
>>23203587
Oh you poor flyover states/westfags.
>>23203561
Why would you ruin a perfectly good burger and salmon?
>>23203601
it is, doesnt make it less good.
>>23203561
only place i can find in CNY that has these is breuggers and they are good but i cant imagine they are authentic.
>>23203626
I understand it's a jew thing and not really mainstream but anyone with a half a fucking gram of culture has heard of lox.
>>23199288
>tfw I'm the only person I know who's actually seen this movie
>>23199111
good trips
>>23203399
no
>Cantaloupe is THE shit
>>23203545
>tfw you will never own an illegal AK-47
>>23203561
> Jew food
Only the potato pancakes are good
>>23203737
A Jew and his dog.
>>23203242
I've always had a fascination with military technology. I moved out of state (to California of all places) for school. Played airshit for a little bit with friends I met there, even learned some shit from our veteran friends that played with us (one almost blew himself up with his own grenades in Desert Storm). A while after that, we got tired of all the kiddies flinging BBs and "CALL YOUR HITS" down the field, so we decided to get some real funs and do training and drills in outdoor ranges/the desert. We had "high capacity magazines" and disabled our bullet buttons (Raddlock) while in the desert, and it was pretty fun.
I was even waiting to be shipped to Navy BCT to become a Seabee a few years back after getting my degree (ASVAB was 91, but my GPA wasn't competitive enough for OCS), but some dumbfuck 16 year old decided to speed through a red light and ruined that plan. The little shit's mom is even trying to sue me.
>>23203346
>tfw Sensitive teeth but still love cold cantaloupe.
>>23204195
If shit ever went down, you should find them and kneecap those fuckers and take out all your sexual frustration on the mom. Like anally.
Cause punks that rekt people's shit by speeding through redlights and having their mommies try to bust them out is rapeable by death.
>>23203737
Fucking tell us what it's called then fag features.
>>23204018
That you for reminding me that I don't have any potatoes right now.
>>23204246
I'd be lying if I said the thought never crossed my mind. Must've spent an entire week pushing back and forth with the recruiter to get me into CB.
Anyone looking to join the military, all you have to do is be a bit persistent about the spot you want (provided you can back it up by acing their practice ASVAB or whatever) and a spot will magically open up.
>>23198780
>tfw the apocalypse involves plane porn
>>23204265
I hear there's this thing now, called "the google". I'm not sure, but apparently it looks stuff up for you on the world wide cloud network. You should try it sometime.
>>23203307
Nah, they'll lie and tell you that, but it isn't true.
Even if they cut off their dick, turn it inside out and use it as a fake pussy, it still isn't the same.
>>23204856
kek
Sitting back for 5 minutes after taking a huge shit in a toilet.
>>23203603
Tastes okay, definetly not worth the hype. Those little olive things on the bottom fucking ruin it.
>>23198918
Is that... Faye reagan?
>>23203242
I formed an opinion of my own cause I've always questioned authority. Which caused me to be pro-freedom
My mum is scared of guns, my dad isn't cause he used to be a cop and sees the need for them, but both think they need to keep registered, people need to be licensed, the police will look after them etc etc
but thats Australia for ya.
>>23198711
I literally just got contact diarrhea by looking at this picture.
>>23198870
I want to be a wandering doujin man, with hentai manga in a sealed case with a combo only I know
>>23198711
Bacon & Cheese Oatcakes.
>>23205683
Will you miss PR as much as I will?
>>23198717
>he doesn't own a satcom transmitter/receiver to /k/'s private satellite communication network
>>23203013
>implying I shit where ever I'm standing
>>23199288
>>23203737
my dad showed it to me when i was 13. bretty good/ten
>>23198717
>be 8 months after the Happening
>neckbeards getting desperate for that old-timey feeling of shitposting on 4chan
>the new /k/ is a literally bulletin board with tacked-on notebook paper, post-its, and drawings and pictures
>several /k/ommandos be lying in wait in the tree line
>one man slowly emerges from the opposite side of the clearing
>he approaches the board and peruses through the current threads
>tearing one off and chucking it to the ground to make room for a new one, he posts a picture of a tank and asking "what is this?"
>the /k/ommandos from the other side of the clearing scope in on his post as he goes to pin it up
>the bolt of a mosin is heard and a shot rings out, hitting the shitposter in the head
>"you just got banned, faggot"
>>23205862
I will. But PR has trained me well.
>>23205926
LOL'd
>>23205985
>LOL'd
I dont want the habbenning to happen yet. I still need to secure my gf from south swampdickland, florida.
I dont want to be alone out there /k/ ;_;
>>23206056
>not having a hug pillow of your raifu in your BOB
>>23205926
>Be me
>Be inna apocalypse approx 6 months after the habbening
>going through the woods
>suddenly spot what looks like a heavily fortified outpost
>flag on the outpost is pic related
>man on a gaurd tower spots me
>doesn't shoot, instead waves me over
>He yells "A nu Cheeki Breeki!"
>I respond with "Iv damke"
>"Welcome fellow Commando"
>Doors open, followed by smells of cosmoline, vodka, and cheetos
>Spot men trading gear and bartering with dragon dildos and and ammunition
>Obvious traps go into a red painted shed with other men
>There is a large posting board in the middle of the outpost
>I've come home
>>23206261
/k/ommando*
>>23199189
Fucking idiot not even close
This, and sleeping in on time off work. If you sleep in during the habbening, yo uwake up dead.
>>23206338
Cigarettes, cannabis and alchohol will be currency in the habbening,
>>23206368
>cannabis
I dont think I could ever relax in the happening, substances would make me freak out all the fucking time.
>>23206456
Just climb a tree bro
Internet
Not for 4chan, but for the simple ability to look shit up or get shit on a moments notice
>>23198918
I know that face
that is so sad that I know that
>>23205718
thats actually not a bad idea
assuming everyone isnt too busy raping everything that moves once society breaks down, porn will be in demand and you can carry alot of it
>>23206456
You need better mental control then.
You should consider yourself a delicate snowflake if something as simple as weed makes you freak out.
>>23206486
You only need the internet because you live in an organized society.
>>23198918
Who the fuck wears pearls for their HS yearbook photo?
my anal virginity
>>23206599
>hey I wonder what plants I can eat in my area
>oh look my phone with the internet
or
>I wonder how to stop a sucking chest wound
>oh look the internet
or
>I wonder how to fix this car
>oh look the internet
>>23206692
read a book nigga
>>23206605
Jillian Henning
>>23198711
Furry porn.
>>23206816
>not getting off to animals fucking each other innawoods
casual as fuck
How will we defend /an/?
>>23198797
White Castles are awesome at 2am when the bar closes....but holy fuck does your asshole pay when they are on the way out the next day
>>23207218
I went to White Castle twice in my life and I can say I will never go back
>>23206851
not fucking animals innawoods as other mid-coitus animals watch while innawoods
>>23206851
>>23207289
http://archive.heinessen.com/k/thread/S18527714
>>23203545
Damn, are they acting up in Ferguson, Missouri again already?
>>23203737
It's a damn good movie too.
>>23205922
are you me?
>>23204376
The slow, repetitive movement of her hips over his gun put him in state of ecstasy. The moment seemed to last for hours, then as suddenly as it started BBBRRRRRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>23203225
>Getting fucked up on speed during the habbeding
Holy fuck I am laughing at the possibilities
>>23203388
Yeah, but you're supposed to eat the women last.
>>23198711
We would have to make a pact. When the habbedig habbens we will all agree that wherever we are, we will erect corkboards in central locatrions. there on those boards will be sticky notes and black and green pens. the board will have sections entitled
>lol only 9mm vs 40 sahort and weak vs fuddy five stronk
>hey guys look at this new gun i bought, howd i do (gun is obviusly a toy replica)
>870 vs 500
>shtf general/stalker
>glocks and why they are the best/worst or hand removal general (glockfags will have trouble posting with one hand)
>Hey guys Im canadian, look what you cant buy
write whatever you want on the notes
pic related will be xeroxed thiousands of times and left at the boards for convenience
>>23209008
Coke aint speed. Shits completely unrelated to phenethylamines. pretty much every amphetamine is better than it.
>>23207218
My asshole pays when i drink regardless.
Resturants, mostly. Food is my weakness, nostalgia another, and I'd honestly cry if I woke up tomorrow and oh hey, gotta say goodby to the old diner down the street and the sassy morning waitress.
>>23209294
Oh shit. Look out guys, we've got a professional coke user here
What's with the weird little square burgers?
>>23209363
Do they have that strong fucking coffee too?
Love those places.
>>23209405
Motherfucker is into Meth, not coke.
>>23209458
And a professional drug dealer, also.
>>23209405
Fuck no. Coke is for retards.
>>23209458
I wouldn't know, I'm a big faggot and I drink it with milk and three sugars.
Wow. Just....wow. I just turned 50 and about the only luxury I had as a kid was running water. If shit happens it'll be just like going home for me.
>>23199162
>beer
>frosted mug
ishiggydiggy
>>23199209
fuuuck that, get an std/infection and you're done.
>>23198809
Dude looks like Brother Stair, the Last Day Prophet of God and King of the Shortwaves
>overcomerministry.com
go listen to that shit, he's hilarious
>>23206605
[insert pearl necklace joke here]
>>23209641
That's not the only thing he has that's frosted ;^)
>>23209605
>I just turned 50
How the fuck can you stand hanging around on a board with us idiots? You're old enough to be my dad
Indoor plumbing
>>23199189
>Georgia
Sup nigga, Decatur here, 404
>>23209723
I pop in from time to time when I need a laugh.
>>23206984
/an/ will be right there with us innawoods
between our funs and her animal skills we should be good
