Just anything funny and related to /k/, greentexts, pictures, retoasts, I wanna see the best parts.
>>23023609
>saving a thumbnail
Off to a good start.
>>23023609
off to a good start, fagbot
>>23023669
Yup, I'm great at this.
Not a thumbnail this time.
>>23023609
There was a screencap with this image in it, but I didn't save it because I thought I already did. Anybody have it?
>>23023815
This picture can't possibly warrant a sane article.
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>>23023873
Isn't stating reports just as much against the rules (that is to say, against the rules of posting) as anything I may have done?
>>23023815
100 000 hours of looking in my personal archive
>>23023907
Yeah but the mods won't ban me and will ban you as humor threads are retarded and there are multiple up atm
>>23023907
reported for announcing a report
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>>23023907
I don't know if i can fap to this, but god damn it i'm going to try.
>>23023935
So you are now to be triple banned for announcing a report about an announcement about another announced report?
Yay.
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>>23023922
I love it when a thread turns into this.
>>23023955
fuck, i missed. i meant >>23023922
>>23023957
this joke never gets old :^)
>>23023979
Well, circular logic is the best logic because it's circualr.
>>23023974
what have we done
>>23023815
So it begins.
>>23023936
This only made me laugh so hard because it reminded me of the original.
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>>23024559
>die of anger because he lost
to kill through enragement.
truly all i aspire to.
Wait for it...
Obligatory
>>23025021
Am I being trolled here? Is this real life? You'd think /k/ would know better.
Anyone have the Nugget Security pasta?
More /tg/related than /k/ but what the hell, it's a weapon of sorts
>>23024685
Took me a while.
>>23023609
I have a few
>>23023710
He's also loaded shotgun roudns with confetti for surprising people...
this part always gets me...
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>>23025164
This greentext made me cry
>>23025021
>not "Slavdowner.png"
See me after class
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>>23025211
now beginning my soccer mom part of my k thread
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>>23025203
that happened
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>>23025306
>missing the part where that today they're a gay furry couple writing love stories of one another on Furaffinity.
Ya blew it
>>23024685
wut
And that's all I have for now.
>>23024156
Im confused why is it the same carpet in both pictures?
>>23025081
/tg/ gets shit done. Pun unintended. I would post Dr assmarbles if I could find it.
>>23025497
Part 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20079827/
>>23025444
he unpacked the dildo and then he mounted it
don't be confused
>>23025537
Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22033767/
>>23023609
I've got a metric shit ton of these, but I'd be willing to bet you've seen most of them before so I'll only post a few between reading the others.
>>23025357
jesus christ how horrifying
>>23025544
But then why is Boof the one who posted the first picture?
>>23025681
If you bought a dildo, wouldn't you try how it fits first before sending it to somebody?
>>23025185
Welp, time to drink.
good thread lads
especially the soccer mom poster, read em all
>>23025150
Good ol Mattv2099
>>23025332
I consider myself an independent when it comes to politics, and I never really hated the people who belong to either major party (Just hate some of the politics of both sides mainly) but this is starting to make me really hate liberals.
Before I thought the majority of liberal politics came from a place of genuine concern and a belief that they were helping people or fighting for the greater good (as incorrect as they may be) but now it seems like they, at least as far as things like firearms are concerned, just want to be total cunts and impose their will on everyone else for no goddamn reason.
I'm starting to associate this type of bullshit with the people who are "anti-smoking" or "anti-porn" or whatever the fuck, because god knows the only type of person who is against that type of shit is an absolute power hungry spoiled asshole that has to get their way all the time or they throw a total shit fit.
>>23024712
I remember that thread. 'twas a good thread
>>23025164
I died
TheSTREILOK's story; one of the good tripfags
>>23025248
>such is life in the p'zone
Call an ambulance, I'm dying
>>23023609
Screencapped this just the other day. Gave a right giggle it did.
>>23026259
>you will never be the strelok
Why is the zone not real
>>23023964
As a plane fenatic this terrifies me. Sharks don't fly for this reason
>>23026658
>YFW sharks work like airfoils
no kidding bruh
look it up
>>23024559
oddly enough, listening to dynasty warriors soundtrack while reading. loling about.
>>23024685
damn it, what am I not seeing.
>>23025164
My sides
>>23027102
4th guy on the right throws his rifle
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>>23027192
Thanks you sir. Not being in on the joke can drive a real autist to suicide.
>>23025358
Oh jeez plz poast it
>>23023957
Everyone knows the only real way to get banned on 4chan is to bring up gamer gate and zoe quinn buttfucking moot into submitting to feminist rule.
Also reported for reporting the reporting of reported by reported reporters and reports reported.
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>>23027419
> /k/ time travels
muh freedoms?
>>23027580
glorious
>>23027580
i cri evry tiem
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>>23024685
bume.
hade shawt
>>23027580
I actually cried a bit
>>23024685
also, what game is this?
yes, I'm serious
>>23027580
ok this is the first time i have ever posted this pic... myself anyway.
>>23027704
total war shogun 2 fall of the samurai expansion
i think
>>23025357
>Cutting a bowstring
Holy fuck, what a retard. I can't imagine ANYBODY being completely oblivious to how a bow works
>Hurr Durr let's cut this string that's under high pressure
>OH GOD MUH FACE
Idk if this one has been posted yet, but it's so fucking funny
>>23025225
By far the most satisfying /k/ story ever. Not funny, but satisfying
>>23027761
>implying soccermoms take the time to understand the things that scare them
>>23023609
creative ways to remove kebab.
>>23027744
I appreciate it. Thank you anon
>>23028296
How would throwing himself backwards kill him?
>>23025704
The point is that one pic was posted with a trip and the other pic was posted without it, go back and look
>>23028362
break his back just above his hips maybe?
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>>23028443
I would think his ankle would break first...
>>23028359
no prob friend. i havent played it since im trying to beat shogun 2 first. looks good though
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>>23028510
it's a troll image probably, you could just pull yourself up while trying to stand with your legs
>>23028362
>Prisioner throws himself back to try and free himself.
>Breaks left leg since it's already bowed against the tree/pole
>Guards shot him on the spot becasue it's tried to escape.
>>23028525
I bet you could untie your boots and wiggle out of that position.
>>23028581
>not wearing tactical crocs so you dont have to waste precious time
>>23028581
I bet that's a fancy way to kill an unarmed prisoner without breaking the Geneva convention
"Of course I didn't kill him, I took him prisoner and left him at a lamp post, how was I supposed to know he'd lean back?"
>Fig. 102: A narcotics abusing E-1 trying to commune with trees
>Fig. 101. A narcotics abusing E-1 trying to pole dance with a tree.
>Fig. 100. A narcotics abusing E-1 trying to get the honey from a bee hive up in the tree.
THAT MOTHERFUCKER LOOKS ANGRY AS SHIT!
>>23028525
not a troll image, it's from a book written by William Fairbairn detailing unarmed combat techniques for british commandos in ww2.
>>23028473
Me too.
>>23023974
s-sheila?
>>23029704
cancer
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>>23027856
holy hell
>>23027580
>"no, no, no! i-i'm only 19 please don't!"
I GOT THE REFERENCE HUUURRR DURR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gmgwx77osw
the best
>>23026658
Don't worry. The F32 doesn't fly either.
In fact a /k/ommando was responsible for towing the prototype to its final display area.
We are everywhere.
>>23029704
No caboose...
Sheila is dead
at least you have freckles
>>23025164
Classic!
>>23025047
you can seriously jump up and down on anti-tank mines and nothing will happen.
They require thousands of pounds of pressure on the lever to go off.
>>23033090
Not the M-21. It has a tilt rod.
>>23033136
Well the ones pictured aren't M21s
>>23033090
You mean hundreds of pounds of pressure - like 350-400lbs.
>>23033168
My mistake
>>23025960
Welcome to reality.
>>23023609
I got a funny ass video of a britbong drill sergeant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrET2_a5m-I
>>23033168
In other words a deadly risk for at least half of /k/.
>>23033280
>"fuck you talkin bout m8"
>>23033300
dat post number
>>23033255
I love this pic.
>>23033323
obvious samefags aren't funny.
>>23025190
Top kek
Posting one in hopes people post more.
>>23033961
Actually, one more.
>>23033961
anyone else glad kanadian got on with his life?
This just happened to me about ten minutes ago and I came here looking for a thread to post it in.
>driving around to pawn shops looking for guns because all the gun shops in my area are over-priced as fuck.
>go to pawn shop a few blocks from my house
>they have a round-top Mosin from the 40's for $300
>they have a Chinese SKS for $359, and the price tag says it's 7.62x54r
>turn 1080 degrees and gtfo of there
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>>23025190
You can be of more cruel than that, Ivan!
>>23025143
This story might be older than 4chan.
The oldest source I can find online is from 2005 though -- granted before then it was mostly passed around in e-mail chains. I definitely remember reading it in 2002 or 2003.
http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/mini/showthread.php?p=1562855
>>23025104
>implying anime writers know jack shit about firearms
>>23025393
If i got caught in omething like this, id press charges like a motherfucker
Bump.jpg
>>23025143
I'm making this next chance I get
steam workshop
>>23033168
So what you are saying is the average amerifat
>>23023669
I lol'd
>>23026678
>Replace Cessna wings with sharks
>Never requires fuel, just the occasional groundcrew that gets too close
>Never worry about mid-air collisions, the plane will just chew through the other
Genius.
>>23033019
Somebody saved muh posts? I'm so proud.
>RIP in pieces OP of that thread,devoured by a skinwalker
i am gonna dump what i have. some might be reposts so idk
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>>23034472
>Using magazine correctly
They know exactly what they're doing.
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>>23041929
entirely unrelated to k but fucking hilarious
maybe do this with your dragon dildos
>>23025393
Makes me so proud to see this rreposted lol that's my story
>>23042043
wtf did i just read
Spotted literally moments ago in the wild.
>>23042164
idk
Meanwhile....