Theoretically, do you think that /k/ could invade Sealand and claim it as the new Outer Heaven?
>>22932216
No, an invasion takes hierarchical structure and a supply chain
all /k/ has is a bunch of autists with ARs and nuggets
Might do a decent job at repelling an invasion though
>>22932216
meh, that would take effort.
collectively we have the resources and capability, but not the leadership or motivation
>invading nation you covet
>killing them and stealing their shit
>>22932356
Yeah, sounds like something niggers in Africa do.
What, in what capacity do you mean "theoretically"? If all of /k/ was warped into dinghies right outside Sealand with whatever gun is closest to them with the directive that they have to take Sealand or face certain death? They could probably take it, I don't think it's well-defended. /k/ couldn't survive whatever international fallout happens after that, though. I think Sealand is in UK's territorial waters, right? They wouldn't be very happy.
>>22932394
It wouldn't be the first time it has been attacked.
Some germans attacked the place with a Huey and took one of the "princes" there hostage for a week or so.
Wtf do people love Sealand for? Have you fucking seen that shit? It's like a shitty little two room, one story structure out in the north atlantic.
>>22932356
implying its not the best way to acquire a nation.
>>22932419
they were actually mercenaries hired by a jealous friend of the royal family (sealands royal family, not britbongistans)
>man with eye patch sees that we might be vaguely interested in creating a military without borders
>steals our ips from 4chan server
>tracks us all down
>in the middle of the night tranq darts
>attaches a balloon to all of our backs.
>wake up on some fucking oil rig
>>22932608
I'm ok with this
>>22932608
Don't tease me anon.
>>22932216
the best way would probably be to become citizens and then scheme your way to the throne
it's a principality bro
I think like 3 people actually live there. You could probably kill them and nobody would even know. The mercenary attack some time ago was literally composed by a retarded autist.
>>22932608
I'm E rank in all fields, he wouldn't bother wasting a Fulton balloon.
>>22932763
Seriously, it's a fucking shack on pylons out in the middle of a really fucking cold sea. Why.
>>22932789
we'll just throw you into intel
>>22932216
we could take it easily, holding it after being labled extremist would be the funny part.
>>22932608
It's like fucking Harry Potter for /k/.
>>22933010
I like how once you start getting the higher ranked guys they're all major badasses no matter what their specialty. Even a mess hall team member can kick some ass if he's an A or S rank.
>>22932419
>Some
It was three dudes.
>>22932608
>>22933202
>"You're a PMC, Anon."
>>22933220
need an eyepatch.
Have you ever seen Sealand?
It's a room on top of two stilts. You'd have to pay me to live there.
>>22932447
Yea America built a county on Indian burial grounds after accidentally killing about a 100,000,000 humans by introducing foreign viruses, then slowly killed the rest off.
Look how they shit turned out.
>yfw native Americans went through a hell that made makes the apocalypse look like a cakewalk
I feel bad for them :(
>>22933278
DON'T KILL THE DREAM.
WE CAN REBUILD IT, LIKE THE BOS..
>>22933278
but we could use it as a base of operations to do like merc stuff or run/sell guns or something.
>>22933278
live underwater
theres no fire underwater
>>22932608
>>22933202
>>22933220
Good god you guys.
I bet one of you is going to write a story about this.
>>22933302
I don't think you understand
It's one room in the UK. You couldn't even fit an office in there.
>>22933315
The /k/arrier story comes pretty close, it's a shame I didn't save it
>>22933278
WE CAN BUILD MORE
>>22932789
There's always room for suicide bombers.
>>22932216
the phantom cigar icon in that picture looks like a condom. And no, /k/ wouldn't stand a chance at taking glorious Sealand.
>>22933315
Are you going to tell me, with complete honesty, that you wouldn't want to read a story about this?
>>22933347
>>22933376
It's OK. You have 72 glorious [spoiler]fedora-wearing[/spoiler] virgins awaiting you in Paradise.
>>22933291
meh, it worked for modern Americans though, I'm siting inna warm living room, wearing pants, on a smart phone, earlier I went out and shoot some guns, then I ate a meal that I bought from a store, and after a while I will go sleep in a bed, vs sitting in a tp cause no house, wearing an animal skin loincloth cause no pants, watching a fire burn cause no electricity, eating a buffalo that I had to hunt down and kill with an arrow cause no guns, and looking forward to sleeping on the ground with a rock for a pillow cause no bed. Don't get me wrong, hunting and camping is fun, but as a life style, nope.
>Could /k/ take Sealand
If we actually managed to get enough people from here to actually do something instead of just talk about it yes, it take maybe like 30 people at most to actually conquer the place.
>Is Sealand a practical candidate for /k/ountry
Hell naw nigga, shit's tiny, we probably wouldn't even be able to fit the invasion force alone on the thing let alone the majority of /k/
>>22933376
its ok anon. dont listen to anon.
you can help huey develop new curry for the boys.
There is probably only 5 people there at a given time, and my guess is almost zero defense weapons with no firearms.
However, Britain might get upset, and that would pose an issue.
>>22932608
>that feel when this will never happen...
hold me bros
>>22933461
They pay a man to stand on top with a shotgun.
>>22933468
I got you, I always got you.
>>22933320
technically not in the UK's legal jurisdiction,
>>22933487
>They pay a man to stand on top with a shotgun.
So pretty much just one guy who's a half decent shot with a nugget could easily take Sealand?
>>22933461
They have weapons, they shot at a British navy ship for violating their claimed waters.
>>22932300
>No, an invasion takes hierarchical structure and a supply chain
>all /k/ has is a bunch of autists with ARs and nuggets
10/10
>>22933306
I chose the impossible...
Fuck Sealand, it's too troublesome because of its location. We should find something outside anyone's waters and take that over. Something we could actually do something with and something we would be stealing from a country who wouldn't be able or willing to do anything about it.
Isla de Malpelo might work. It has a Colombian military base so we'd have a little action, but I doubt they'd care if we took it over.
>>22933516
>>22933487
>sealand
>no gun laws
come on guys be more creative.
you can have all the sbrs and silencers and napalm shotgun rounds.
>>22932608
I find this to be acceptable.
>>22933539
What about an abandoned oil rig? There has to be a few.
>>22933315
Working on it now.
>>22933566
please do post progress.
>>22933502
>technically not in the UK's legal jurisdiction,
Yes it is, it's UK territory since the 80's.
what are we naming this place
>>22933539
better idea, lets go liberate Cuba.
>>22933561
Fuck, this doesn't sound half bad.
http://io9.com/the-luxurious-afterlives-of-abandoned-sea-forts-and-oil-1227566417
>trigger warning: gawker
>>22932608
Is he going to rape my virgin butthole? Please tell me he is going to rape me until I agree to join his cause [Protip: I'd never ever agree ;)]
>>22933601
New Sealand
Not to be confused with sheep shagging land
>>22933604
That didn't go so well last time.
>>22933543
Shotguns and silencers fine since they're legal in the UK, not SBR's though since that law doesn't translate over, a gun just has to be over two feet in length.
>>22933605
>4,000 decommissioned
Holy fuck, Mother Base might actually be doable.
>>22933530
What was the response of the British?
>>22933601
inner heaven
a refuge for introverts and autist.
a place where races sorta kinda doesnt matter.
without any nation
some ideology basically fuck everyone
>>22933653
He didn't shoot at a navy ship, that's bullshit.
They'd have blown him away.
>>22933624
that's because it wasn't /k/omandos last time.
>>22932608
>I'm ok with this
>>22933530
>They have weapons, they shot at a British navy ship for violating their claimed waters.
If they'd shot at a Royal Navy ship there wouldn't be a platform still there.
>>22933543
C-can we... shot bees?
>>22933674
>>22933684
Thats cause his shots werent closed.
Apparently they also fuck with homemade explosives because its boring as fuck override.
>>22933684
I like to think that the royal navy just laughed for a few hours and realized they had better shit to do.
>>22933714
No, he didn't shoot at a Royal Navy ship full fucking stop.
You're thinking of the time he fired a shotgun into the air to try to scare off some workmen, and the court decided that he was firing it outside of the UK so it didn't matter.
Check your facts. You have no excuse.
>>22932216
OTOH for 99 pounds we could all become Knights of Sealand.
>>22933736
Wrong. Don't be so belligerent.
http://mobile.nytimes.com/blogs/opinionator/2012/03/20/all-hail-sealand/
It may be bullshit but that would be Michael's fault not mine.
>>22933767
>yfw they have a football team that's pretty decent
>>22933767
Isn't this their sole form of revenue?
>>22933797
basically
But I'm pretty sure that the prince actually owns sealand
I'll go if I can 4chan from there
>>22933771
I'd guess it's his fault being a liar since for one thing the court case said it was workmen fixing a navigation buoy and for another firing shots at a Royal Navy vessel inside or outside of British waters is something that gets you blown the fuck up.
>>22933797
No, they also have a seaworld theme park.... underwater!!
>>22933842
It might be both, it was probably a Royal Navy auxilary ship working on buoys.
>>22933842
>is that chap shooting at us?
>indeed sir, appears to be taking a right >bloody aim at our knickers.
>right then, fire away.
>but sir, it's Sealand, our only >amusement in these waters.
I'll see myself out
>>22933867
No, Sealand are liars
http://archive.today/oZc9Y#selection-277.87-277.100
Here's the court case, it specifies that it was workmen working for Trinity House, which is a private shipping company concerned with maritime safety and navigation.
>Sealand Rebel Government and the 1978 attack on Sealand
>In August 1978, while Bates and his wife were in England, Alexander Achenbach, who describes himself as the Prime Minister of Sealand, hired several German and Dutch mercenaries to spearhead an attack on Sealand. They stormed the platform with speedboats, jet skis and helicopters, and took Bates' son Michael hostage. Using weapons stashed on the platform, Michael was able to retake Sealand and capture Achenbach and the mercenaries. Achenbach, a German lawyer who held a Sealand passport, was charged with treason against Sealand and was held unless he paid DM 75,000 (more than US$35,000 or £23,000). The governments of the Netherlands, Austria and Germany petitioned the British government for his release, but the United Kingdom disavowed his imprisonment, citing the 1968 court decision. Germany then sent a diplomat from its London embassy to Sealand to negotiate for Achenbach's release. Roy Bates relented after several weeks of negotiations and subsequently claimed that the diplomat's visit constituted de facto recognition of Sealand by Germany.
>Following the former's repatriation, Achenbach and Gernot Pütz established a government in exile, sometimes known as the Sealand Rebel Government or Sealandic Rebel Government, in Germany. Achenbach's appointed successor, Johannes Seiger, continues to claim via his website that he is Sealand's legitimate ruling authority.
Sounds like, James Bond meets Benny Hill.
>>22933965
It really is rich people with sad, sad lives
>>22933863
They could start dredging up some of this >>22933353
Or open the first underwater tank museum with scuba gear.
>>22934000
>not putting your bipedal nuceerl tank underwater
>>22934086
I'm sure our robot specialist won't fuck everything up by letting Feinstein into our base, right?
>>22933979
I don't see what else you could possibly be doing as a rich person that would be better than battling for a micronation.
>>22934123
>not having a warrant for feinstein's arrest the moment she sets foot in our nation
>not trying her for crimes against freedom
>>22934149
She was going to inspect our firearm warehouse and give us a recommendation letter if we didn't had any salt rifle.
>>22932216
I wonder what would be the best weapons to arm a nation that lives on the ocean. Sea spray and corrosion would be a bitch...So it would have to be aluminum guns with every bit of steel chromed out and polymer furniture Rubber grips
Also As much we talk about fantasy, this could be a reality. Though sea land can get fucked, it's smaller than my house and it's in the fucking frozen Atlantic near England...I'm not saying tropical but I'd rather a place less cold.
Pacific Coast near America is much more stable with less storms.
Lets say we build six oil rig like structures close to each and connected with brides for both walking and vehicles, with a large central dock to handle aircraft carriers or Cruise ships. make an agriculture dome in the center for growing crops, basically a giant green house have helicopter pads for sure but maybe even have a small run way for airplanes. Wind turbines at one end and solor pannel gathering array...
Then we build at least seven restaurants, three gun stores a fishing wharf a grocery mart, a liquor store and a large gun range/faux hunting ground and two movie theaters and four gyms and a hotel.
Yeah it will be our self sustaining /k/ colony, but we could make money as a stop off point for tourist and other sailing travelers.
I'd say build it off the coast between California and Baja Mexico
Think of all the money we could make even though it wouldn't be our main source of income or sustenance!
>>22934263
The cost of building an oil rig is probably too high for /k/, private islands might be a thing though.
>>22933965
>send diplomat
>they take diplomat hostage and ask money for him
>send diplomat to get the diplomat back
>they take him hostage too
>>22932608
>this
I'm ready bosskun
>>22934524
before you know it, they have taken the entire world hostage
>>22933663
How do we get food and shelter for the people who get inside the country?
this doesnt fucking make sense, you guys love the idea but you dont have a fucking plan
Well /k/, if I ever happen to win a 500 million or so dollar lottery, I'll certainly look into creating a /k/ nation.
>>22934559
eat all da fishies.
>>22933278
This makes me wonder what kind of difficulty we would have expanding Sealand.
Obviously, an initial base for about 50 people would need to be triple in size.
And to expand, we would need to build the concrete forts on land, drag them out to sea, and detonate the charges on the bottom to cause it to sink without tilting.
Unless we get a big fun-manufacturer to dump loads of funding into such a project, it will never happen.
>>22934570
And bananas, can't forget those, you can also hold people up with one, provided they don't see you first, if they do then the illusion is broken.
>>22934570
>>22934624
>curry
>doritos
>mtn. dew
>middle of the atlantic
>>22932608
i want to believe
>>22934673
Outer Heaven is a magical place.
>>22932608
>this will never happen
>>22932608
>tfw want to be in military
>tfw don't want to work for government
Why can't this kind of shit be real?
>>22934850
do you have ideal? if so youre best suited as a militia man. if not perhaps you can find a freelancer organization. youd need experience and only government is fighting these days.
>>22934673
We'll sneak into other countries and fulton Mt. Dew and Doritos
>>22934263
>>22934513
If I ever got lucky playing the lottery and won a few hundred million I'd definitely look into starting this shit up. I've always loved the idea of Mother Base ever since I played Peace Walker.
>>22934850
this, I want to into mercenary.
>>22934953
>news stations start reporting on a rash of thefts involving balloons and masked individuals
>>22935103
Too bad it's extremely hard to become one without military experience.
>>22932608
fix my eyes up and i will dedicate my life to this
>>22933220
I'm a what?
>>22936302
A private military company, SCOTUS ruled companies are people remember?
>>22936284
>eyes
son you need but one eye.
>>22933228
im fucking shit at these things but since no one did it, here it is. defs room for improvements, but im no drawfag
>>22936321
my eyesight is too poor to the point where i cant even join either the police or military, so until they get fixed, i cnat do shit
>>22932373
>implying we're any better
>>22933468
>Soldiers without girlfriends
top kek 10/10
>>22933468
fucking fantastic
if we get to have custom base logos, this might be a hit
>sealand
I think that they abandoned that. It's probably more interesting to invade an anthill.
I have heard of a guy seriously looking to make a PMC on /k/ before in one of those "/k/ nation" threads
>>22940267
I saw one not too long ago about a guy wanting to make an Outer Heaven type of thing, not sure if that's what you're thinking of.
gentlemen (and traps),
any examination of /k/ archives will yield results where sealand has been mass debated in other "let's start a nation guise" threads, and has been voted down for many good reasons which i do not care to ellaborate further on in this thread.
we have the manpower, the arms and the finances to find, build and defend our own nation, but we lack the crucial elements necessary for such an endeavour, such as trust, friendship and motivation. i'll be the first to say i'd rather wait for the next season of game of thrones than miss it for building a /k/ nation. hell, i'd rather be living my slavaboo fantasy, hugging my ak and squatting in my shack posting on /k/.
it can be done, and may well be done some day, but unless you truly have the determination to actually do something besides typing, don't waste your time.
>but faggot, what could we do to make a start?
make a anon skype and add cunts from /k/ through here and on /k/ meetups and /k/ omegle raids. become friends with one another.
>>22940332
But we already have.
http://projecteuropa.boards.net
>>22932608
shit if training included im in. im to stupid to do anything else and if im gonna be pushing peoples shit in i don't wanna be doing it on uncles Sams watch
>>22933202
Have to start responding with this whenever autists on facebook talk about how they haven't gotten their Hogwarts letter
>>22932608
p...please?
>>22940506
7/10 for effort and making me reply.
far from polished.
>>22940756
The website is pretty outdated and under used. We mostly talk in the IRC chat or with each other on Steam.
Haven't talked to the PMC guy much, but the efforts of making at least a manufacturing company is completely serious.
Would Outer Heaven require talent?
You want an Outer Heaven made up of this?
>>22940799
charge membership costs, if you suck you will most likely end up dying.
>>22933341
there ya go
>>22940756
> let's make an effort to try and get in contact and organize into a real
> someone does
> wow, that's not good enough
>>22940870
I love you, Anonymous.
>>22940870
>/k/ becomes a nuclear superpower and liberates the /k/ube
oh god yes
>>22933315
Already building the concept. You have doomed us all.
>>22940506
>>22934594
>>22932216
>>22932608
http://www.maritimesales.com/RUU11.htm
>>22941058
.... the fact that your trip starts with DAKKAH is just glorious.
>>22941067
alternatives...
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands?Currency=true&development=&forsale_end=2&forsale_start=1&page=3&search-currency=USD&set=true&type=private%20island
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/piaabuu-islands
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/mannions-island
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/staff-island
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/kastawei-island
>>22933502
yes it is
>>22933220
>>22933202
goddamn sides
Google some pics of Sealand, it's a complete shithole, literally a fucking hud on two pilons, you'd have to pay me to live there
Could contact a TV network
Make it a reality show and they'll pay for the whole thing
>>22941240
/k/ just obsesses over Sealand because it's a micronation. It has no useful qualities. It's original purpose was an outpost to guard the coast during WWII. All supplies were brought to it.
At least an oil rig would generate its own revenue. Maybe we could conquer one of those.
>>22941136
Aren't these islands for sale just land for sale, still part of the original country? You wouldn't be able to do any operator shit without the government getting on you.
The last thing he could remember was the bar. A throbbing headache was only worsened by the strong taste of old pennies in his mouth. It felt like someone had dragged him down a flight of stairs, and none too kindly.
A low groan rose for his throat as he shifted his weight. He was seated in something vaguely chair-like, though he couldn't be sure it was anything more than a roughly assembled bundle of mattress foam and ratty, threadbare canvas.
It was surprisingly comfortable, all things considered.
He hadn't much time to consider the chair-like-ness of his current seat, as his attention was quickly gathered by the subtle flick of a lighter in the darkness before him.
It only then occurred to him he did not own a chair-like object, or a room so bereft of furniture to cram it into.
Somewhere from the darkness, a voice spoke, "Sorry for the inconvenience. We were pressed for time. Smoke?"
His throat croaked, phlegm refusing to extricate itself, "N-no. No thanks. Where...?"
His head swivelled, a feat that brought on a faint spell of light-headedness.
"Where are you? Nowhere in particular." the voice paused, and the faint glow of a lighter illuminated the rough outline of a man. He was nearly as wide as he was tall, with a broad face like a craggy rock.
"I represent a group interested in hiring you. We would have corrosponded in a more," He paused to take a draw from the cigarette tucked between his fingers, "Conventional manner, but certain elements frown upon that."
>>22933432
set up aquaponic greenhouse to grow 4twenty herbs/shitloads of good produce, build 2nd level deck below top deck, get some shrimp boats, make this shit a goddamned oceanic trade mecca gradually expanding with more pilons n shit
>>22934263
>Wind turbines
>In the middle of the ocean
>Not Marine current power
You dun goofed nigger, Marine current is the best and most efficient form of obtaining energy. I'd say marine current as main power source and solar panels for small shit.
>>22934513
Also this, a private island is much more accessible, if there were big enough abandoned oil rigs, it could be a thing. But a natural island that can potentially be expanded with artificial platforms is much more cost efficient.
/k/s wonderful dream
This is something I was writing up for a new thread, but then I saw this and thought it should go here:So, wouldn't it be cool if /k/ had a country? Yes, it would. But how do we make this country? Well I have an answer. http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/pilotin-island See this, this is an island. An island that's for sale. This is relevant because we need land for a country. Once we get this, we secede from whatever tiny ass country it belongs to, and they won't do anything. But there's one thing I left out. It costs $1,070,435. Which is a lot. So how do we do it?
Plan A. See if any richfags on /k/ who are willing to help.(this one isn't going to happen, but let me dream)
Plan B. Kickstarter project.(This is a lot of money to raise, but it's possible.)
Plan C. Some /k/ommandos organize a meet in Oregon (it's crucial that one of them has a boat) and then boat over with some funs, and take the place
Could we take it? Yes. Easily.
Could we hold it? Depends who tries to take t?
Do we want it? Initially, yes, definitely. It would make a great story. But it would be a bitch to maintain etc, and it would be pretty shit to stay on.
>>22941512
Two Australians bought an island lease for 99 years for 5000 AUS dollars. It was small, but you know it's an island. I think the best approach is to look further before picking one.
So who wants a country? And which tripfag wants to be head of the campaign? *i would I would I would
>>22941619
tripfags aren't allowed
>>22941656
b-b-but.. what about papulu and other coo guys?
>>22941690
Okay tripfags can come but they aren't allowed to hold leadership positions, don't want your egos to become too swelled up.
>>22941726
I'll take it.
Who will lead us?
I imagine it ending up like lord of the flies though. Which would not be good. Or The Rift, or Bunker, or Exam.
>>22941619
I found another one. It's a lot smaller, but it's more than half the price.http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/koko-tubana
>>22941754
The most drunken and slavshitted up motherfucker in the room is instantly highest rank.
>>22941754
Realistically it should be someone with military experience/leadership skills, but in reality it would be decided by something ridiculous.
I think I found one. http://www.vladi-private-islands.de/en/island+buy+krotteroy-island+norway+europe-atlantic-ocean/ It's only around 100,000 USD which is definitely achievable.
>>22933767
>knights of sealand are sworn to defend it
this gives me an idea
Team One
>obtain 2-3 bluewater boats
>fill with kommandos with nuggets and shit
>float out of weapons range near sealand
>Team Two
>join knights of sealand
>upon team one's arrival: they call the banners
>kommandos manning the walls
After dark, the kommandos on guard eliminate other guards (if any actually showed up) and let the men on boats aboard.
>>22941763
We're getting somewhere here but really I think we need to BUY it as opposed to lease it.
>>22941853
You and above poster are probably correct.
>>22941886
Once we secede what the fuck is the owner going to do going to do? Complain to Vanuatu?
>>22941939
Something baaaaaaaaaaad.
captcha - letowned
>>22941972
What? I'm legitimately curious. Vanuatu doesn't have a military to stop us.
>>22942035
For fucks sake iPod killing the trip. Seriously though I have no idea. Maybe just hire some shady types to make it unpleasant for us to be there.
>>22934954
>MFW might be getting Hollywood Buxx soon.
Ill do what I can anons.
>>22934850
>Why can't this kind of shit be real?
it can, in Africa!
Wait, wait wait. What if we got a bunch of ships, and made a /k/ flotilla? We could attach them together and make an island in the sea.
either that or we need a super richfag to to talk to Bigelow Aerospace and buy us a Ba330 space station or two.
>>22943719
=The fuck are hollywood bucks?
>>22943823
Writefag anon, hollywood jews are making a movie. filming in ~1 year
>>22943719
>>22943823
Even if we got just 150 people to get in on this and we all pitched in a few grand we could buy one of those smaller islands people linked in the thread and start from there.
>>22943836
Oh, thanks.
I wish I had the resources to do this kind of thing. Would anyone else actually be willing to form a nation on an island or something?
>>22948001
I think we all are. However, we do have to be in international water, or else the country has a good claim over us. It should however be close-ish to land, as we don't want it to be inaccessible. Also I think the current islands are still too much. I think we should expand the search to more 'budget' islands. This evening ill try to find some people in the business of island selling and try to make some enquiries.
>>22932608
>i fall asleep on the job
>someone steals my nugget
>>22932300
if its anything like /a3g/ then a parapalegic with a .22 would turn the entire operation into a blood bath as people throw grenades at eachother. try to boost their egos by getting others killed or wandering off to "operate" only to get shot by friendlies because no one knows how to use radios. although it would drop shitposting by at least 60%
>>22949566
Sounds good. I mean I know this might not ever happen but if enough people were serious about it I'd get in on it. Not sure what else to do with my life.
We need a Big Boss figure.
>>22941404
>Ardboy
Nigga finish yo Dead Space story first.
hey
>>22940929
this:
>>22940787
>>22950015
Cut out my eye and I'll look like Big Boss if I grew my hair out. Too bad I can't grow a beard.
>>22950015
Too bad I'm blonde, otherwise I'd love to
>>22950094
You could be the regular boss, she's blonde.
>>22950078
>Too bad I can't grow a beard
rogaine
>>22950113
I'd rather not dress in drag
>>22950136
Does that actually work for facial hair?
>>22950178
a quick google search reveals pparently so.
>>22932608
Boss pls
>>22932608
posting just in case
>>22933468
Does anybody have the operator version of the pic?
>>22933605
I can see these from my house
Everyone talking about Boss.
That's all well and good but who will be our sexy Eva? Or our tactical nigger Sigint?
>>22950754
>Tactical nigger
Do you even have to ask for that one? We already have a couple of those, the EVA will probably be some Russian mail order bride that one of /k/ takes in and puts in a ridiculous amount of shooting and unarmed combat courses.
It would be easier for every member to shell out $1000 up front and then to use the amassed funds to scoop up some abandoned oil rig or simply fund your own that's in close vicinity to Africa and India.
From there you just act like a typical PMC and slowly amass money to spread out. You wouldn't have to worry about initial armaments since this is /k/ and you're all equipped [spoiler]with nuggets lel[/spoiler]
And you guys want to waste money on an island or some other small gay thing in the middle of bum-fuck nowhere. Typical.
>>22950774
>Do you even have to ask for that one?
Not talking about some hood with a glock, we need the absolute most tactical nigger we can find for this mission.
Ya got a point, that's probably the best EVA we'll get our hands on for now.
>>22950791
Mcniggerator is the man for the job breh.
I absolutely love the idea, operators without borders for life.
>>22950794
>Mcniggerator
Glorious work /k/omrade, we found our Sigint.
>>22950805
I was trying to tell you that in my first post but I should've been more specific.
>>22932608
>wake up on some fucking oil rig
OH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
So /k/ I was thinking wouldn't it make sense to compose a training program and facility to those that want to join us but don't have combat experience?
>be member of Operators Without Borders
>wake up at 10:00
>go outside
>some autists are outside on the deck with their nuggets in one hand, dakimakura in the other while arguing over their /ak/ waifus
>go down to the mess hall for breakfast
>get in line behind a Mexican /k/ommando
>suddenly shots ring out
>"YOU CAN'T FLIMFLAM THE ZIMZAM!"
>some /k/ommando with an AK gunned him down
>move up in line
>breakfast is expired Ukranian MREs with canned Latvian sprats for variety
>again
>choke down the rancid fish and head back outside
>the /ak/ autists have started stabbing each other with their bayonets over an argument about Upotte
>the richfags are sitting in their tree stands with their glistening ARs and Tavors just watching the madness below
>the slavaboos have installed a nuclear-proof bomb shelter stocked with more 5.45 rounds than food
>constantly calling each other Stalker
>some tanneritefag makes too much and blows up the platform killing us all
2/10 would not become NUUUUCLEAAAR
>>22932608
yes biggu bossu-san I want this
>>22950832
Codename Boot /k/amp?
I'd kickstart it if I knew this wouldn't get shot down immediately due to trying to give military training to mentally/socially imbalanced individuals.
>>22950832
Help me out here.
.Diving
.Swimming
.Close quarters
.firing from an unstable and moving platform [boat]
.Bayonet training
???
having a PMC that specializes in nautical things sounds bretty good, also would make for good defense since we could employ divers to fuck up somebodys shit with explosives.
>>22950780
A man with a nugget is still a man with a gun.
You don't need to spray a whole magazine or go within kissing distance from the enemy.
We need to standardize our weapons.
I suggest :
ass alt raifu : AKM
SNIPAH raifu : nugget
you're bretty good : makarov
what do you thinK?
>>22950865
Iron fist training but employed to the elbows and knees as well, every soldier being able to throw excellent elbows and knees will be useful for sure, also some form of standardized fighting style that would be teached, should we go with systema spetnaz /k/? I haven't slept so please bear with me before flinging shit at me.
>>22950877
Ass salt raifu=GAU-8
snipah raifu=Ma Deuce
you are pretty good raifu=obrez
>>22950897
I heard Canada is a good place to get pigs, correct me if I'm wrong.
>>22933429
Do the world a favour and quit editorializing.
Or a bigger one and an hero.
>>22950892
Also I like the idea of the Karambit as the standard knife, not that you'll be getting that close anyways but same applies to the iron fist training, better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.
>>22950917
If not the apaches have an excellent way of fighting with a knife.
>>22934134
Building one.
A real one.
With hundreds of square kilometers of land and anti-ship missiles.
>>22950917
I would actually prefer a fucking box cutter over that weaboo looking shit.
>>22950968
It looks okay for the person that has a lot of experience with it but other than that not very good for the /k/ommando, box cutters for everyone.
>>22950976
No zweihander?
>>22950990
If we have a mountain equivalent then by all means I will personally purchase a fully functional zweihander regardless of the exuberant price, get mad strong then you might be that guy.
>>22950976
We could go with a machete.
cheap, easy to acquire, hundreds of uses, and easy to use and care for.
>>22936338
You're sitting in your basement late one night. Busy fantasizing about the hundreds of guns you don't have and how you would be cleaning them right now if you did. Suddenly you hear a knock at the door. Cautiously you go to answer it.
>BOOM
It's a flashbang. Pic related is now holding a knife to your throat.
>You're an operator Jack.
He hands you a Nugget and clips a fulton to you.
>Have a nice flight.
You take off through your ceiling and wake up on an island 100 miles off the coast of Baja California, Isla Guadalupe. Now begins your Freedom Operator training.
>>22951038
A man can dream
>>22951038
Also thanks to paskapikseli over in /r/ for making making that.
>>22933347
10/10
I think bir tawal is our best bet, and from a moral stand point too it's not 'properly' claimed by a state.
Building an offshore platform would require millions of dollars worth of steel let alone the equipment to build it, bir tawal is already there I don't see any arguments against it other then you're near sudan which you might have to defend against but hey that'll give us.something to do, all we need to do is set up camp , construct a road and build up supplies.
This?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bir_Tawil
I would say nay. It's a landlocked region. We would have to go through one country or another to get in and out. Given the militaristic nature of our would be organization, I think it might be counter productive.
>>22932216
just all get a boat down to a small island nation, somewhere in micronesia. become citizens, use your economic muscle to take power. Plan B, have a revolution where you can outshoot the local cops/defence force. Pick somewhere that doesn't speak french. Pick most isolated inhabited place you can so you have time to get embedded before anyone turns up.
Would rabbits be good for long term food supply? What other animals should we bring?
>>22951156
Rabbits are quite lean.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_starvation
Needs something to complement it, but it's a good start and a good way to help keep in shape.
>>22951183
I could set up a hydroponic system, I've been doing hydroponics since I was a boy when I was helping my grandfather, shits cake and I already have pretty much everything.
>>22933624
>implying /k/ wont be better than the filthy fucking communists
>>22932608
Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel.
>>22933624
What the fuck does the Cuban military even look like? Does anybody even know what they have anymore?
>>22933291
The Spanish essentially did the exact same thing to the natives.
>>22951318
>Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.
>>22951610
what in the fuck is happening in that image
>>22932608
Boss, don't keep me waiting
>>22934263
We should just make it into a resort with shooting ranges and a large selection of rental firearms, firearms history museums, hotel, and hostel. A place where europoors in no fun countries can easily travel to for some unrestricted fun.
> "The nugget chooses the /k/ommando. That much has always been clear to those of us who have studied nuggetlore... These connections are complex. An initial attraction, and then a mutual quest for experience, the nugget learning from the /k/ommando, the /k/ommando from the nugget."
>>22951357
nah they just converted the survivors of all the diseases
>>22951119
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bir_Tawil
no water= fucked
>>22950865
desert training
arctic traing
diving
eod
jungle combat and survival
tracking and evasion
jump school
lock picking,car hotwiring
advanced interrogation( both how to administer and resist)
basic combat from aviation
>>22950047
I didn't know anyone even remembered it. I'll finish it, now that I have time to play games/have fun. Expect new installments in the next two weeks, I guess.
You know where I update that shit, right? I think the /tg/ mods got mad at the constant threads.
>>22932216
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands?development=&type=&forsale_start=1&forsale_end=2&set=true&Currency=true&search-currency=USD
Well then which one do we want and why?
>>22951093
no access to water? how do we trade ? and obtain resources?
>>22954246
fuck paying for it, take it buy force, we are /k/ right?
what about becoming a vassal state for china? and taking some of the islands in the south china sea?
>>22954317
I think we would invade sealand, but buy a different one.
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/smiths-island This and this http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/jones-island are bretty large for their price, and aren't in some shitty ass lake. Fuck islands in lakes. I don't want it to be a shitty enclave.
Also, if we crowdfund, gofundme is the best option for us.
>>22951093
you do realise there are pissed off black people that think Islam is the bees knees all over the place there ?
>>22941512
It's fucking Jurassic Park, no thanks.
>>22953213
>The nugget chooses the /k/ommando, jack. It's not always... clear why.
>The slav that built this nugget built another. One. Other.
>insert reference to BBEG nugget-user here.
This shit writes itself.
>>22950780
Oil rigs are really expensive though, it would be easier to start on an island since they're cheaper then use the money we make to expand onto oil rigs built near the hub island.
