Nothing new's happened off in "the Zone" (particular area where I work near a place called sunk mine spring where weird shit like tommyknockers and the musical sound of blowouts happen) that I've heard about so I've got no OC this go around.
So, how would /k/ respond to pic related?
Also, general creepyshit inna woods thread. Swap your stories and theorize on how we can weaponize, contain or if we must, kill them.
>>22701789
tommyknockers? the gnome things from that one screen cap or the King things?
I love this one. Hope to see this thread tomorrow morning, keep it alive, commrades!
>>22701789
I remember a trip saying they were going to look into this story.
>>22701889
>>22701789
not get out of the fucking car for one
One from my State, I hardly hear of anything spoopy coming from Michigan, not including Wendingo.
>>22701789
and doing my usual slow burn of stuff in my folder to keep from filling it up too fast because /k/ hates it when we have too many of these threads in a given week.
>>22701848
the train trap and whatnot. Tommyknockers are friendly fae who only want sandwich fixings and bits of your lunch.
Also king things? That doesn't ring any alarm bells in the back of my head.... should it?
>>22701889
That would be me. I've been busier than expected because of wildfires and shit on the national forest where I work, otherwise I would have called Malhuer County's sheriff's department.
I've got a pretty good idea on how to ask about it too. I can pretend to be a freelance journalist in he area and I'm writing up an article on spooky shit in the area for a Halloween special edition or something.
>>22701940
Stephen King book
>>22701933
>>22701789
ILfag here, "Something in the Corn" is the only one that really gets to me, because there are no woods to inna around here
>>22701944
There is no way I can pull off a Stephen king impression.
>>22701998
This one right?
>>22702014
Yep, there is way too much fucking corn around here
I have that Twenty nine Palms muhreen that was here a while ago but I took screenshots with my phone
>>22701856
>>22701889
>>22701898
man they sure are more spooky when the screenshot is taken with the gray background theme
>>22702037
They're also less painful to the eye. You are new here yes?
>>22702014
Gave me feels like when i read "From a buick 8"
>>22702021
Thank you for replying, it made me chuckle and put me at ease for now.
>>22702067
>put me at ease for now
I wouldn't worry about it :^)
>>22702043
why would you ask that
I would be reading these but I was about to got to sleep. And I just had a bad night's sleep yesterday so I'll keep these for later.
>>22702021
Don't let a farmer hear you say that.
I've hunted for the whole one of this one but come up empty. It was posted on one of the boards last year though. Just haven't found which one.
>>22702089
The thread will be here in the morning anon, this is a slow board.
>>22702085
Because you implied that you don't know how to change CSS, and I was going to help through angrily typing instructions in an extremely condescending way. Such is life in 4chan.
>>22702107
That's all I got. I had to turn off my phone for the plane to take off at that point, and the thread was 404 by the time I got off my flight.
>>22701889
>>22701898
this is creepy to me
anytime people play so lightly with their own mortality
>>22702119
I think it's more interesting than creepy, people play lightly with their own mortality all the time, albeit unknowingly. I would like to hear more
It's cool, /k/omrades. I didn't feel like sleeping tonight anyways.
>>22702212
I'll post a few that don't fry my eyes
>>22702227
>>22702232
I like this one
>>22702096
This one interest me the most, and it's clear that it's been cut off.
Honestly, I believe most scary stories are just the product of the human mind's imagination running wild. On the flip side, I also have a firm belief that demons are present on earth and could masquerade around as who knows what, and those are the scenarios that truly frighten me.
Jesus christ it's like you guys were just waiting for one of the threads so you could come out of the woodwork and post everything.
>>22702212
here have one that's kinda on the lighter side of things. It's so bad it's funny.
>>22702239
Weird stuff exists, the question is can it actually be categorized scientifically....Personally I do not want to be on the team that attempts to capture an wendigo in the name of science.
>>22702239
Demons? haha i wouldn't worry about it
>>22702239
Shit nigger I'm Catholic and I have a hard time believing that. Does anyone have the guy with the FAL and thermite? It's my favorite
>>22702252
I haven't seen a really active sp00ky thread in some time so that's why I requested one /k/omrade arabica
>>22702252
We haven't had one in some time now, I'm probably going to do the same shit in the next HFY thread, hopefully some people bring OC to the table
>>22702290
the hide button exists for a reason Mr. No Fun Allowed
>>22702290
Thanks for the bump
>>22702267
3 parter that I really should condense into one like I did with human nature coming up.
>>22702290
Eventually one of us is going to kill one, and post video and picture evidence just to shit on your day.
Would Delta/CAG get scurred in any of these scenarios, /k/? Or would they become the predator and hunt down the threat?
>>22702340
They'd get fuckin rekt like they did at Dulce
>>22702340
This reminds me of a story that I unfortunately don't have, but it was an airshit team that ended up helping the local base look for some guys that went missing and shit goes down
>>22702328
Well I have the condensed version, I think
>>22702328
>>22702283
Personally I prefer when they sit on /k/ at a low simmer across the span of a week or something. Those are the ones that usually bring in stuff I've never seen before.
>>22702350
While they do produce more content I like threads to be like we're all in some sort of room talking about it. Like this one so far, even though only like 6 people are here. In the room. With me. Don't worry about it guys
How hard does JTF2 operate?
How do I into operator?
>>22702347
Well shit. there we go.
>>22702346
This one? Or is there another one?
>>22702401
>>22702347
or not, that one is at a weird resolution that fucks with my eyes, here's part 3 if anyone has the same issue with that one.
>>22702401
One of my favorites.
>>22702401
Yes thats it!
Here is a story in some folder I have. I am almost certain it's a spooky /k/ story but I didn't look at the file so I'm sorry if it's some crap from /fit/
>>22702118
I want to know! Hoping that fag isn't dead or something. Maybe he'll see this thread and pitch in. Hopefully...
>>22701898
That shit is scary because it's really people with extremely fucked up minds... Truly evil people.
>>22702421
Oh I guess it was more /x/ related. Sorry guys
>>22702423
As long as all parties are consenting and they dispose of the carcasses I have no problem with it. The flare thing bugs me though.
>>22702423
I've seen some story on /k/ where a couple goes camping and they're followed by some rednecks yammering about on the highway
When they got to the campsite and woke up in the morning they found some signs the rednecks were there.
So my grandparents live inawoods, not that thick mind you, but they're farther in than most, closest neighbors being a family of rednecks that are really close to mine. Now I have never seen anything truly spooky or supernatural up there, and my father hunter all around there when he was a kid
But I swear if you haven't been up there for your entire life for family gettogethers/ holidays, the place would look foreboding , with collapsed gold mines that look just like open graves, abandoned cars left to rust on the fuck huge hill because some relative of mine stole them in his youth. Not to mention the redneck cabin covered in wind chimes and surrounded by goats and garbage.
Now really deep in the woods, where I only went once, with my grandpa and my brothers now dead hunting dog and another female one that hates me now, is some bullshit.
A house that looks modern, that appears yo have exploded via some great force, a former boom town consumed by the forest, leaving only the stone fences that used to keep sheep in.
Not to mention a burnt out cabin my brother smoked weed in once, and felt like something wanted him the fuck out of there, but that could've been just his useless stoner ass being paranoid.
I really should go up there one day to see if I could find if any voodoo bullshit is hiding deep within the asshole of that place, So I can kill/fuck it, or get killed/fucked by it.
Any advice for how best to kill voodoo bullshit /k/? just in case, ya know
>>22702432
>Signs that rednecks were there
Pabst blue ribbon cans and Marlboro cigarette butts?
>>22702425
The possibility of other people uninvolved and non-consenting are a problem though. Innocent bystanders.
>tfw 99% of these stories are just writefags being writefags
Makes for some good reading though.
>>22702443
Weed tends to make people paranoid [certain people anyways] but I'd recommend a buddy and guns, .308 should suffice.
>>22702445
>kek'd
>>22702445
Grizzly and coors light are my white trash vices
>>22702449
that's why the flares bug me
>>22702450
Most people take them as that, they are fun to read
>>22702424
Mmmmm...cold war shit.
That reminds me next week the area I'm working in should be near where one of the maps from the 70s shows a vip bunker should be. I'll try and grab some photos.
>>22702450
The more fantastical ones with the spooky monsters/persons are probably fake while the more mundane ones with just creepy noises and weird happenings are probably true, if a bit embellished.
>>22702460
>>22702445
>tfw used to smoke reds, i drink pbr and i have a lip full of grizzly right now
i'm not a redneck
>>22702456
Yeah, it as probably the weed, but I want to check that place out, as I've always wondered what the hell it was when i was a kid
Also, most of my buddies have never been in any sort of wilderness and haven't held a real gun. Last time I took one up there, I had to resist the urge to pretend to see things in the dark because his ass was already terrified of the place and his eyes were used to the light filled city and as such he couldn't see shit.
>>22702528
I agree. Really, the mundane ones are kind of like the game Slender. Nothing is inherently scary about Slender, but the player projects their fear onto it because it's more or less an unknown, blank canvas. In most cases, it's anons projecting their fear onto sounds and shadows.
Then there are the SCP level ones like >>22702488
.
>>22702575
Don't discount SCP's man.
This one's not so much creepy, as holy fuck what is wrong with some people.
I like threads like this. Too bad I cant read all of the posts on my phone
not sure if this counts as spooky shit in the woods
>>22702603
jesus christ speaking of SCP's.
http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/nature/post/shrimp-like-creature-quite-catch/
>>22702619
I count that one even though there's a very good chance it was probably just a predator or some kind.
>>22702619
That's more interesting than anything else.
>>22702619
Not sure if this counts either
>>22702641
Deepsea shit always gets me, I love that stuff though it's not really /k/ related.
Look up bobbit worms if you a creepy ass sea creature. That one is my personal favorite.
Poor noonan.
>>22702658
That reminds me another trip was talking about how new fawns were still showing up into july over in his area (texas), on thursday I saw a freakin newborn deer wandering along behind it's mom.
seriously what the fuck, this year's been fucking weird.
>>22702687
I think they figured out what the "bloop" was. The claim was it was some kinda underwater earthquake... that or c'thulu farts.
Every time I read one of these threads it makes me want to get off my pasty white ass and go hunt spooks. Provided you make it out alive after encountering something and maybe even killing it it would be a hell of an adventure.
>>22702724
That can only end in two ways, nothing happening or you getting your skin ripped off and worn as a meat costume by some abomination.
>>22702724
The question is... would anyone believe you even if you did?
>>22702724
Yeah, of course no one would believe you, but hey who gives a fuck
>This photo was taken in 1895 by an amateur spelunker/photographer named Oren Jeffries while exploring an unmapped section of Grand Caverns, in Southwestern Virginia. At the time it was taken, Jeffries was conducting photographic experiments, using super long exposures to see if anything at all could be captured in the total absence of light, otherwise known as “cave darkness.” He would situate himself on level ground, extinguish his lantern, and then open the lens of his homemade box camera for as long as he could stand the darkness. During one of these experiments, he heard something approach from the deeper recesses of the cave.
>Frightened, Jeffries abandoned his experiment and set off one of the Blitzlicht flashes he used for taking traditional photos underground. According to the report he later gave to a local newspaper, Jeffries saw three “humanoid” creatures staring at him from the shadows and took off running in the other direction and didn’t stop running until he was topside. Several days later, he returned with three other men to retrieve his box camera. This is the image that was recorded on the film inside.
>we 'The Descent' nao
>>22702739
There's a sequel to that one where Grandpa and his war buddies go remove skinwalker
>>22702741
Or you wearing said abominations skin, if you somehow manage to kill it
>>22702758
You wouldn't be able to pay me enough to risk wearing the skin of a skinwalker... that just sounds like bad juju.
>>22702757
>>22702619
I was in that thread.
My theory was a wolverine. They have very large paws for walking over deep snow so they don't leave very noticeable tracks, they like to drag and bury food caches, they have a reputation for mutilating their kills in weird ways and they tend to disappear silently when people get near.
>>22702770
yeah, I think even if you did cure and dry it and make it into a nice leather coat, it would still cause a lot of voodoo bullshit
>>22702778
Wolverines kick ass.
>mfw they fight bears by dropping out of trees onto the bear, clawing at it like a backpack of hate
Anyone post Goatman yet?
>>22702778
Yeah, makes sense.
>>22702792
I have one of them playing poker
>>22702790
>like a backpack of hate
.....I love it...that is the perfect description of a wolverine vs. bear fight....
...It's 230 I'm going to try and sleep.
>>22702792
Pfffft, Skinwalkers are a myth.
Camping alone on Indian land is a fun way to spend the weekend.
Lets keep this thread alive till morning,
>>22702831
I live in Arizona and hate reservations. Fucking rabid rez dogs running around everywhere.
>Natives get dogs
>Don't neuter them
>Dogs fuck
>Natives let them roam freely around rez
>Dogs make packs of scavengers/douchebags
>>22702790
Now what if...
>The wolverine was 5'7"
>breathed fire
>was your best friend
Here's a reasonably /k/-related one.
Also, I remember reading a creepypasta years ago about a guy going out into the woods and seeing some trees with huge claw marks and others that had been entirely ripped from the ground and thinking not even a large bear could have done something like that, and later on sees a huge dark figure in the distance and gets the hell out of there. Anyone have it, by chance?
>>22702831
SIDF, plz go.
>>22702237
That's my brand new favorite
>>22702237
that one made me smile
>>22701789
They exist. They can be killed. Not easily, but if it's in this reality, it can be killed.
If you ever want to encounter a real one, I suggest the Ansonia Nature Center's back trails. Like, past the manicured paths. Into the old woods.
After 11pm. On a new moon.
You will find you're looking for or it will find you.
Bring all of the standard skinwalker/goatman/it deterrents White Oak ash, salt, etc.
And bring the biggest gun you can carry. And lots of friends with big guns and ammo.
And settle your debts with this world because chances are you will not succeed. There are dedicated groups for this sort of thing. And even they don't fuck with the old grounds. Certain ancient evils are left undisturbed
The most dangerous game happens every year, different country. There was one in Detroit a few years ago.
Men fight and hide like savage beasts when left to their own means. Once you become good enough at removing targets internationally, you may get an invitation. Maybe. The winner gets a good prize. The losers get death.
>>22702717
that noonan story would be spoopy is that dog wasnt so poorly shopped
>>22702803
2/10
the cherokee dont even have a wendigo in their folklore
>>22701789
my only "spooky" if you even call it that
>going out for a walk with my brother
>go out prettyfar. very serene and quiet
>taking this path to this open feild near a pond we played at when we were kids, when something pokes its headaround the corner and chrages us
>startled the shit out of me, it took me a moment to relize it was a pitbull
>the thing is snarling and barking and going apeshit as it comes right as us, we try to do the whole "make yoursef appear bigger" thing and stamp out feet and yell at it
>it gives no fucks gets close enough to start biting at my brother, whos back pedalling and trying not to fall
>he finally has no other option and stabs at it with his knife (underage at the time)
>got it in the neck, its still growling but also wimpering and bleeding out
>cant just leave it, so I put it down with my ccw
>inspect it. no coller no leash. it might have been a stray (not the first time somethign like this has happeend in these woods)
>then we hear "oh, what duh fuck is dis?"
>look up where the dog came from and see a back dude, dressed in gangbanger clothing
>then 3 more appear, and they start jogging over yelling at us and calling us hillbilly crackers and theyre gonna kill us
>I draw on them, they stop, me and my bro moonwalk off the trail into the treeline to loose them
>know these woods like the back of our hands, but can hear them yelling in the distance and I swore I heard gunshots
>make it back to our car, floor it outta there
Im pretty certain we walked into a drug deal/some gangsta esque shit and killed one of their dogs
>be about 12
>my house is near a small wooded area
>there is a steep hill down to get into it
>my family called it "The Hole"
>kids mostly go back there to paintball, drink, etc
>sometimes i see fires through the trees
>sometimes random people just walk through our backyard to the street, as we were one of the only houses with a pathway down what essentially was a cliff into the woods
>sometimes we hear screams, but just assume its kids fucking around
Anyway...
>go down there with friend to "explore"
>Walkin' the paths when we see something odd
>what I can only describe as a Tasmanian devil, with fucking bat wings, dead in the middle of the path
>it has no head
>nope out of there
>further down the path
>see the things head on a dirt mound
>in the middle of a pentagram
we went home after that
>>22704708
Duly noted. Still a good story though.
and now I can do the slow simmer thing.
>>22702118
with the power of archives I summon you to RECREATE your screen caps!
http://archive.heinessen.com/k/thread/S22253271
>>22701856
>that pic
>considering I've been in multiple firefights
Stopped reading right there.
>>22705614
If skinwalkers were real, why are the stories always about male ones?
>>22706304
the most famous one (the one with the cabins) involved it jumping around as different people and was a girl for a bit
>>22701856
what a load of cock shit. one of the worst ive ever read
>>22706324
That story (the cabin one) is so full of shit. I can't believe anybody would believe it.
>>22706737
They're just fun stories to read at night. I don't think anyone here considers them real.
>>22706812
>I don't think anyone hwere considers them real
True, we aren't on /x/. I agree though, they are fun to read and they succeeded in making my night full of paranoia.
Story that happened to me
>>22702619
cougars do that shit all the time fucking cats and their shit
>>22706846
I don't consider them real but honestly it wouldn't take much at all to convince me they were.
Take me out, have somebody sneak off after claiming to take a shit, not come back for a while, then come back and only say things he said before he left and I'd be grasping my guns in concern the entire rest of the night, probably.
>>22702752
>Jawas_in_cave.jpg
>>22706737
Ever watch the movie "Sphere"?
What you read and think can become reality. Thoughts create reality. We are all connected by some kind of psychic grapevine. Your thoughts can be a fucking weapon. I was at my lowest point in life because I was in the limelight and everyone had negative thoughts about me. Even quantum physics says observation can change matter.
>>22706946
Wild cats freak me the fuck out.
No fucking way they naturally evolved to create sounds exactly like a screaming woman in distress, or a crying baby.
Think about it
>>22707028
They didn't evolve that, its your brain that is evolved to take notice of anything vaguely human sounding or looking.
>>22707016
I think you're reading a bit too much into that concept and honestly, that concept sounds a bit loony.
>>22707016
>Even quantum physics says observation can change matter.
this is a highly naieve and misinformed interpretation of what quantum physics says about observers (and it's one of the most common things gay hippies use to sound like they're mystical "scientists")
"Observing" something one way and then another in quantum physics can "change" the results because quantum physics deals with shit that's so small that most observational tools interfere with what's actually going on in the system.
i.e. If I'm observing a group of photons with my eyes, the photons will behave differently than had I not been observing, because my eye's will have absorbed some of those photons during my observation...
it has nothing to do with sentience or thought -- it's the equivalent of watching the waves on a beach, and then putting a vertical stick in the water to measure the wave pattern and then noticing that the stick itself (your observation tool) is causing a disturbance pattern.
>>22707159
This is correct. Basically, it's impossible to simply observe without interfering.
>>22707159
>An empiricist attempts to rebuttal a subjectivist stance.
I'm glad you're posting here on /sci/
>>22707016
What does it feel like to know that at least 95 percent of everybody who will read what you just said will think you're insane?
>>22707229
Not the anon you're quoting, but >>22707016 made a bullshit claim and >>22707159 clarified the claim as not to mislead other people. Nothing wrong with that.
There's nothing I hate more than when I state something false like it's fact only to learn later that it's not. I always admit when I'm wrong, but fuck do I hate doing so and am quite happy when people explain themselves or provide proof of their statements. Everybody wins.
>>22707028
The other day I farted and the combined sounds reminded me very strongly of a certain classical music composition.
I bet you'd just jump at the chance to claim my ass has evolved to mimic Mozart
>>22707255
I'm with the rejection and fully understand the humorous lunacy of the first post, but it's dealt with by >>22707159
in such a moronic way.
He'll just encourage the more than likely new-age warrior into a discussion about more completely unrelated topics.
>>22707016
So if we all imagine really hard...
Will Kebab be removed?
>>22702790
They are scary small fuckers.
>Mfw there has been a sighting of a Wolverine choking a Polar bear to death with its jaw.
>Spooky shit in the woods
>Not CQCing it
>Not eating it
>Not using it's skin to sneak innawoods and ambush it's friends
>Not being a skin eater.
>>22707229
>An empiricist attempts to rebuttal a subjectivist stance.
its not about empiricism or subjectivity...
it's about the incontrovertable fact that if I put a stick up your ass to measure the depth of your asshole, I won't be able to accurately measure the diameter of your sphincter until I pull out my depth measuring stick.
>>22707338
10 / 10.
Take the bait to /lit/
>>22702119
>>22702137
Let's break it down. The Most Dangerous Game is fought on two types of terms:
>Consensual
>Non-consensual
The non-consensual games are, in a sense, much simpler. You've got a psycho, or group thereof, that has no problem stalking, terrorizing, and killing innocent people.
Of course it's fucked up and scary.
On the other hand, the consensual Games are what I would call creepy because the only difference between consensual and non-consensual is that ALL the players are consenting to that stalking/being stalked, that terrorization/being terrorized, and, of course, that kill or be killed environment.
Don't ask me who the fuck can bring themselves to engage in this shit, not to mention finding a whole fuckin' crowd of them.
This isn't to say I don't have a twisted fascination with the Most Dangerous Game.
>>22707248
>implying sanity exists
>implying we aren't all mad
>>22706304
There was that one guy who fucked one and it stole his grandpa's 1911. /r/ing that btw, if anyone has it.
>>22707730
>>22707808
Well hey man, skinwalkers got to reproduce
>>22707016
Its called Thought Manifestation, and basically is what Jefferson was talk about when he said :
>"The harder I seem to work, the more luck I seem to find..."
Its mostly pshycological which allows you to find a way to do something because you kept your mind open to possibilities rather than just shutting down and saying "uhhh too hard fuck that"....
I have a bit of a spooky story myself, however I was kind of young.
>Be about 6 years ago
>15 or so years old, in cadets (Britbong)
>On exercise out in nearby woodlands for about four days
>eat basically anal-blockage food every day
>second day in
>I, personally think scary shit always happens at 4-6AM
>go to bed at about 1, four of us sleep, three stay up
>Get woken up two hours later by guy next to me
>tells me we're cancelling the exercise and going back to the cars
>He doesn't know why either, we just got radioed the second group telling us to leg-it
>Guy in charge looks extremely worried
>Tells us to hurry and run
>We do so
>During this time I keep looking up and I'm certain I see movement sometimes
>think of it as nothing
>one of the guys who was on watch says he saw two legs from behind a tree
>he said they looked like horse legs but much thinner
>we think deer
>more movement
>By now we're all rushing out of there
>We're being followed
>guy in charge calls up other cadets asking if they are behind us, they say they're already at the cars
>we can't shoot whatever it is because using blanks
>by this point he's breathing extremely fast
>I still haven't seen shit
>see lights of other cadets up ahead at cars
>hear a loud screech, think zombie but louder
>window smashes on one car
>we all jump the fuck in and floor it
>a brick or didn't smash the window as there was neither inside
>Be informed no overnight exercises will take place there
>quit two weeks later with the guy who freaked the fuck out
>Hearing all these stories, i wanna go hunting for some myths.
What NVGs, Thermals, rifles and equipment should I get?
>>22708634
If you can get your hands on one, pic related, or this:
>>22703249
>You will find you're looking for or it will find you.
>Bring all of the standard skinwalker/goatman/it deterrents White Oak ash, salt, etc.
>And bring the biggest gun you can carry. And lots of friends with big guns and ammo.
>And settle your debts with this world because chances are you will not succeed. There are dedicated groups for this sort of thing.
>And even they don't fuck with the old grounds. >Certain ancient evils are left undisturbed
>wanting to go innawoods and find spoopy
>live in desert, no woods for 6 hours, and even then, no spooky shit
Oh Well, guess I can get my face eaten by Chupacabra and Skinwalker and Maybe even La Llorona. Hopefully I can get somebody like to pic related to come.
>>22708859
Well at least you have desert. In Nui Zeulind all we gots is shitty mudforest, and you can barely own a .22
>>22702314
Holy shit I live one town over. I have to go check this shit out
>>22702252
>pic related
Holy shit, my shirt and pants are almost soaked with tears from laughing. That's quite possibly the best story I've ever read.
>>22707808
I can only imagine that poor girl having the door slammed into her fucking face, and then the /k/ommando fearing for his life and living in fear because of a small mistake
>>22708922
NZ bush is mean as, faggot.
>>22710104
He actually posted a second story.
>>22710237
That anon occasionally shows up, allegedly he's actually looking for her to apologize.
Probably gonna get eaten though if he does find her.
>>22710584
I see.
You know what, Koffeeguy?
I usually dislike tripfags, but you're okay. You can stay.
I used to walk alone at night in these local native American burial grounds because I was young and stupid and liked the spookiness of it.
There were times when the temperature would drop almost 20 degrees with no explanation, wind stopped, no crickets or animal noises, and I would get this faint smell of when I used to solder stuff in my room, kind of a burnt electrical smell.
>few years later
>start reading /k/
>read spooky/skinwalker stories
>mfw
>>22710405
If you enjoy getting mud everywhere. It's absolute shit compared to innawoods in Europe / US. At least hunting pig / deer / goat is kinda alright
>>22702119
No one really dies.
>>22706737
>>22706812
Someone post it, my interest is peaked
>>22710972
Seconded
>>22701998
Southern ILfag here. There are TONS of woods to inna in Illinois.
>>22710972
>>22711009
Which cabin one? or should I just go through them all or something?
>>22711041
the one about that log cabin out in those one woods where something spooky happened, you know the one right?
>>22711041
Something about the thing jumping around different cabins and taking the form of multiple people including a shiela
Pardon my iPod's photo spinning
>>22711041
I think that story had the skinwalker sticking its tongue out and the girl's face was on it or some shit
>>22711062
>>22711067
>>22711089
Fuckit I'mma just dump the ones I can find easily and hope for the best.
>>22711089
>skinwalker sticking its tongue out and the girl was on it
Interest increased
>>22701789
>Spoky shit
>>22711112
>>22711178
He's talking about a story that was a camping trip or something to a park with a couple of big cabins or some odd.
I've been reading shit from this thread all day.
Good stories mang.
Really makes me wanna go camping innawoods with a couple friends. Not for the spooks but just to hang out.
>>22711118
It was really shitty.
>>22711178
>>22711454
May not have that one, or it may be uncategorized.... the uncategorized ones scare me because I have no idea what to expect.
>>22711649
Fair enough, you're alright, coffeeguy.
>>22711649
that was the last one I could really find that could have been relevant.
One of my favorites, and again reasserts everyone's need for a FAL or a battlerifle in .308
>>22712411
>(citations needed)
>>22712822
>citations needed
>in a fucking innawoods thread
kill yourself
>>22712870
I was in the pacific northwest, i traveled from the west coasts from 02/13/13 to 02/26/13. I heard nothing on local news from tv or radio. Why are you a cunt?
>>22713027
Why do you assume the news picks up every event? do you even realize how many murders go unreported in the news every fucking day?
>>22713077
And everyday i hear even minor news about a store being robbed or someone who got lost.
>>22713077
In his defense, this kind of shit is the kind of news that gets NATIONAL coverage. I'm inclined to believe it's just a nice piece of fiction unless I happen across a police report or news of the event.
>>22713164
Why the fuck would it get national coverage? A gun was used in a way that saved a life that wasn't cops doing it. It doesn't fit the narrative the mainstream media wants to portray.
/tinfoil.
Second time asking, there was a youtube video posted a few weeks back in a 'Skinwalker' thread, where something runs along the front and side of a truck, then darts infront of it.
Does anyone have it?
>>22714175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9994nv8BcU
>>22714191
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajhlvDamtl4
>>22714251
Some of these are actually pretty well done
>be about to fall asleep on duty
>see thread
This is why I love /k/.
>>22714318
4spoopy8u?
What duty anyways?
the most 2spooky4me thing happened to me about 2 years ago i was doing one of the stupid /k/ challenges and went into some would on the virginia, north carolina border and found an abandoned house and as i approached there was a shriek from inside and lots of banging i noped back to my truck and found a new spot
>>22714410
woods*
fuck auto edit
>>22714318
You're welcome.
>>22714410
Neat.
whelp today has been an adventure in patience with my bank, but I am going to crash out for the night.
>>22714410
thats where some BDSM maniac keeps his sex slaves, you could have been a hero that day.
Anyone else listened to the interviews with David Paulides about all the people who go missing in national forest land?
Put a real chill through my spine when I looked into that, since that's where I go to target shoot. Must be alpha predators stealing people.
Some good Coast 2 Coast AM interviews on youtube with him.
>inb4 shilling
>it was the first thing to freak me out and I've been reading these /k/ stories for years, they never bothered me
>>22714446
>>22714436
when i say abandoned i mean intact all doors and windows gone but standing well with no obvious trails or anything and when i say banging i mean like trying to bring the house down with a sledge hammer
>>22714522
....still neat.
creepy but neat.
>>22714271
for you :^)
>>22714581
i actually ended up doing it in the great dismal swamp and found a washed up house boat on its side and slept in that got a neato steel flair gun and about 200ft of black 1in nylon rope from it
>>22710621
ikr, Koffeeguy is the reason i browse spoopy threads, his stories are god-tear
>>22710621
ive never understand tripfag hate i use one when i start a thread bc i like to be identified as op but other then that idc
>>22714471
Some good shit to fall asleep to
>mfw torn between staunch skepticism and fascination with the unexplainable
>>22702424
I want a job like the anon from this story.
>>22715041
>Fairly certain I've had sex with a skinwalker outside the rez in Arizona
>mfw this thread
>>22714367
Guarding mraps.
Fucking sucks.
>>22701789
>this fucking thread
I'm s-safe in urban texas from this r-right guys? haha ;_;
>>22715369
>Fairly certain I've had sex with a skinwalker outside the rez in Arizona
What the fuck happened man?
>>22715623
All my friends were Navajo, one day they took me to the desert and we ended up camping, I was the Bilagaanaatsoi Blonde hair, green eyes, I knew some of their shit, probably the only outsider those guys would really talk with. anyway where they set up camp was outside the reservation, near a burnt up old seventies car that got left out there to rust to nothing. I woke up at about 3-4am to something ruffling in the tent with me, and this..attrocious fucking smell. I can't really describe it, It wasn't like a blood/shit smell, but just like.. Hot metal mixed with scentless raid kinda smell, and it was really quiet. There was a feminine looking figure in the bag with me going through my food, picking out a bunch of dried sausages and stuff I had with me. she realized I was awake and looked right at me with these vibrant, piercing white eyes. And after that I don't remember anything. but I woke up naked, a mile away from the camp and smelling like sex..
>>22715683
Goddamn anon you might have illegitimate skinwalker children roaming the Arizona desert RIGHT NOW
>>22715683
10/10
>>22715717
That would not make my wife very happy.
>>22715597
I wouldn`t worry about it, anon.
Yea, I'm a pussy and won't read this shit at this hour, so I'm bumping this in hope of seeing it tomorrow.
Actually, reading green texts on mobile is impossible
Captcha: 420
>>22715740
goddamn
>>22707550
oldfag zodiac killer plz go
My only spooky innawoods story:
>Be about 50 miles from human civilization
>Been hiking all day, pretty far from my car at this point
>No trails or anything
>There's a big ass rock just chillin' in the woods, maybe 10-15 ft tall
>Walk past it
>Notice a ton of color out of the corner of my eye
>The back of the rock is fucking COVERED 100% in weird religious shit, bible verses, passages about god and satan
>But not like spray paint, it's like really fine like someone used a paint brush
>Weird ass creepy face painted like some True Detective shit
>About 100 yards away from it notice a white bra hanging on a bush like someone threw it up there
Fuck me that was weird. I know it's probably LSD'ed out hippies having sex, but it was REALLY far away from anything. And because it was 'tangible' and not 'I think I saw bigfoot in the shadows', it really unsettled me.
>>22702237
We need more of these.
>>22715886
>notice a white bra hanging on a bush
>probably LSD'ed out hippies having sex,
Anon, hippies don't wear bras, I think you may have actually found some kinda legit creepy shit place, like where a cult dose cult things.
>>22715968
It was in Colorado, about 5 years ago. It's honestly the only unsettling thing I've encountered in the woods, ever. Plus it was real and I could touch the rock and all, so it bugged me.
I didn't turn around till I saw the bra, tho. I'm glad I hadn't been target shooting, who knows what would have heard shots? I was bout to shoot some too.
>reading this thread
>ice machine decides to dump a bunch of icecubes at once
>jump about 4 feet in the air
fugg
posted it a few times before but will do again
>go camping with mates at a creek in our area
>get there just before sunset set up camp start getting plastered
>go on till 3 in the morning pass out
>wake up the next day go for a swim cook breaky then continue on with getting plastered
>be around midnight one of the girls in our group goes for a piss comes back screaming and crying saying she saw something in the bush watching her
>figure she's drunk and got spooked by a fox or a dingo
>she keeps crying and carrying on
>alright then
>we all split up into groups of two decided we will go look for something and play army men
>make a signal fire about 20-30 meters away from camp then split up each group going a different direction
>pack a bottle of rum, a hatchet, some jerky and some portable speakers for the walk
>set out with my mate blasting house of the rising sun looking for the peeping tom stalking our camp site
>head north to the mountain near our camp
>get to the base of it decide to stop for a piss and a smoke
>mate hangs back a bit I walk up have a piss
>see him standing in front of me about 10 meters away
>"Oi cunt if you wanted to see my dick you could've of just asked."
>Hear "What's that I couldn't hear ya?" come from behind me
>realize what ever the fuck it is isn't my mate
>notice it's got glowing eyes
>charge down the hill tell my mate to start running there's something else here
>some how manage to cover a k in 15 minutes considering we are drunk as shit and I'm a heavy smoker
>get back to the signal fire noone there
>decide fuck this we're not waiting go back to camp the others are there
>one of my mates is starring at the fire like he's having a flash back to nam
>someone asks if we saw anything out there
>I told them we saw something weird at the mountain looked like a man but taller and more bulky with glowing eyes
to be continued
>>22715988
>It was in Colorado
yeah there is some wired shit indeed in dem woods, and out on the plains too.
>>22716040
What you seen/heard? People go missing in the forest (usually kids) a lot on the front range.
>>22716029
Continued
>mate whos been staring at the fire looks up and says "alright seeing as I wasn't the only one I'm getting the fuck out of here."
>we all start feeling uneasy decide to pack our shit up and go home
>get home around sunrise
>go straight to bed
>get up that arvo go for a smoke, the sun is setting gets dark all of a sudden feel uneasy remembering the night before
>wasn't able to go outside at night for a fair few weeks
>go to the pub one night with my mate
>decide to ask him what happened that night
>tells me what he saw and how it followed him
>said he hasn't be able to look outside a window at night
>older guy in the smoking area interrupts
>"you boys wouldn't happen to have been at the creek when this happened?"
Turns out there's been sightings of Yowies(Australian bigfoot) and tall man there for decades, the old guy had seen them there before as well, and as another mate informed me that this area is apparently full of Yowies or hairy men and there's been sightings here for near a century.
>>22716067
fuckin hell m9 thats spooky, makes you wonder why there are so many humanoid fables and sightings in just about every country
>>22714751
Its bc this is an anonymous image board, but some people want to be speshul snoflaek and whatnot. I personally dont insta-hate tripfags either unless theyre faggots
>>22716052
Never had any particularly wired shit inna woods except for looking down this old ass mine shaft or vent idk which once, could have swore I saw a copse down their, tried to go back and check with a better light and some gear but could never find the place again, could do a good green text about this time on the plains though.
>>22716089
There's a shit ton of weird caves and old mines in this state. Gimme that plains story!
>>22716078
I always believed there's got to be something like that out there seeing nearly every culture has their own version of bigfoot, that night sort of reinforced that for me, and finding out afterwards there's been sightings since 1900's and there is even stories from the colonists about the Abbos hunting down and killing "hairy men"
>>22716091
Fellow colo fag? also typing it now.
>>22716095
people been going missing mysteriously in the US forests since 1850s at least, bigfoot aside, there could obviously be some super predators running around.
>>22715597
What part of Texas anon? Houstonfag here, if it weren't for the humidity i'd probably go innawoods more often, and if i had adventurous hasguns friends :-(
>>22716100
Yeah I still live here, but now I just go about 200 feet into the forest and shoot, too nervous to go really far in. I also set up a radio and I NEVER go in the woods without my rifle, even if I'm going to be shooting a pistol only. Or hiking, always got my rifle.
There's too much spooky shit for it to be all faked or writefags on the internet.
>>22716102
fuck oath, there's even been sightings of predators in australia that are meant to be extinct mainly the Marsupial lion. I remember seeing something on Youtube about that, people going missing in national parks and forests it then got linked the native american records of some sort of big foot like animal that would take people away and eat them. Not saying it is sassy but definitely something nasty getting around we haven't found yetl
>>22716121
What part of colorado. We are doing a little meetup soon and if you arent involved you should be
>>22716122
yeah I also had seen the interviews with that guy about the missing in national forest, like 2-3 weeks ago. and what did i see in the news the day after I finished listening to them all?
>A Russian student who went missing in Grand Teton National Park has been found dead.
>The body of 20-year-old Aleksandr "Sasha" Sagiev was found in the park Friday. The student from Nizhny Novgorod, Russia, was reported missing Monday after going for a hike. After a three-day search, Sagiev's body was discovered below a steep traverse, known as Cache Couloir, in Glacier Gulch.
>Authorities say that when Sagiev was found, he was wearing the metallic blue "Sochi" jacket that he was last seen wearing. There's no immediate word on the cause of death.
http://www.cbs2iowa.com/news/features/top-stories/stories/missing-russian-found-dead-wyoming-29406.shtml
from other articles it has ALL the features of what the paulides guy says:
>he was found 3000 (thats thousand) feet HIGHER in elevation than last seen
>he was wearing bright clothes
>his body was found up an almost impossible incline and found by helicopter
>bad weather hit just after he went missing complicating the search
>he was alone
>went missing in afternoon
>etc etc
i never ever go into the woods if it's going to rain on the forecast, after i read those fucking books about missing people.
>>22716148
I live kind of past Lyons. What meetup?
>>22716151
Yea man the bush is spooky I've seen a heap of weird shit a lot of it explainable but it's even more terrifying knowing that it is actually happening. I have seen my fair share of shit I can't explain.
>>22716159
Colorado has pretty frequent meetups. Post your email, we WERE meeting on mt herman in monument but then all dem shooting spots closed so now we go a bit more west.
If you leave an email ill drop you onto the mailing list.
Picture to prove we arent skinwalkers
>>22716191
>>22716191
Im completely unsurprised k fags look like this irl
>>22716191
Oh cool. I saw the pics of that one didn't know there was a list.
Fuckin thanks for removing the email field moot. It's in the name field instead and it's at gmail.
>>22716199
Why dont you post your suave face bby?
>>22716201
Adding
>>22716091
>be 20 just discharged from Nat guard for medical reasons, did all of basic got sick failed the final apft got told couldn't be recycled or retest cause budget cuts.
>feels bad, tired of hearing well you tried your best and other condolences from family and friends.
>say fuck it, I'm going camping to get my head straight.
>decide to go out onna plains to camp instead of inna mountains.
>Drive for about two hours, leave truck hike for a couple of miles in, get to good spot out onna plains, in one of those dry lake beads with the thickets of trees , bring enough supplies for bought a week.
>set up tent.
>first day goes well
>second day about dark hear a terrible scream.
>lock and load AR15 and walk around the area near my camp sight, walk the entire perimeter of the wooded thicket see nothing, hear nothing.
>full dark now.
>go back to camp put out fire go to bed.
>wake up the next morning there is a dead jack rabbit right in front of my tent, thing is torn the fuck up.
>figuer that is what the scream was, death scream,
.feel stupid for being fraked out over it,
>then start to wounder why it is in the middle of my camp, what ever killed it was awefly close to my camp, and most critters out here tend to avoid people also didn't hear any coyotes or anything.
cont.
>>22716206
Thanks bro
>>22716207
Pretty fucked up how a lot of these stories involve an inhuman scream.
>>22716206
that is as /k/ as /k/ go
>>22716206
Got the email thanks, just looked up in the archive and found the 2 threads about the place I'll see if I can make it
>>22716206
You would make solid cannon fodder
Good enough to earn a good k/d ratio against the enemy
Not good enough to be a real loss to the rest of society
All in all, 10/10 would commit to the meatgrinder
>>22702717
>if there ever was a time for you to leave, it is now STLAKER.
>>22716206
I knew /k/ would look like this in real life, but at the same time I'm just surprised they meet the stereotype
>>22702717
That dog looks shopped
>>22716228
I still figure that was the rabbit getting got, they make a horrid sound.
>>22716207
>check out the dead jack, no meat value left on it, chuck it further into the thicket, and keep on camping
>go on a hike, end up out at these stone formations, idk what the fuck their called, be doing some target practice shooting at cans, fish and game officer shows up after a while, asks if I'm hunting, tell him no just zeroing my rifle, he says ok, talk for a while, hes pretty chill.
>he leaves, i look up and notice the sun is going down, start back to camp.
>starts raining, say fuck it i'm tough i can handle some rain.
>keeps raining starts lightingin too.
>get inna tent, be chililng whatching the rain.
>drift to sleep,
>get woken up by loud thounder clap.
>see large figure standing just outside the thicket in the illumination from the lighting.
>grab my AR 15 train it at the spot where the thing was.
>lightning again. things not there
>suddenly something impacts the side of my tent, hard, tent comes falling down.
>crawl out of fallen tent.
>fucking tree branch from tree next to tent.
>see movement at the base of the tree, something moving away, fast.
>hear sounds mixed in with the sound of the storm, like some kinda chant.
>fire rifle into air. sound stops.
>get rainpauncho out.
>clime up a tree with rifle and some 550 cord, sit on a tree branch and make rain tent with extra pauncho and tie my self an impromptu safety harness so i don't fall off. fall back asleep.
>wake up the next morning be looking at tent.
>notice the branch that fell doesn't look like a brake, its cut cleanly, like some one sawed it off, and its fucking thick like if I had been actually laying down instead of sitting it would have crushed me.
>nope the fuck out pack my shit and get.
I still have no idea what to make of that shit. any /k/omrads got any theorys?
once on a 5 mile hike down a trail, when i was coming down again there was a fucking tree across the trail. it wasn't there on the way up. wasn't like a forest ranger blocking off a road or something.
not a log either like a tree. fuck that.
