Have you guys heard what that absolute madman Marius wants? He wants soldiers to carry their own equipment from now on! What will happen to those poor sods working the baggage train? By Mars, I hope that in the future soldiers wouldnt have to carry their own equipment!
>>22632993
Ave, true to Caesar
>>22632993
>50 BC
>Still traing to conquer germanic lands
One day, we will unite and fuck the continent
>>22632993
>choose a plebeian Popularis firebrand as consul
>wonder why he does retarted things
>tfw we want to replace musculara armor with segmata armor.
>>22633544
Shut up Marcus Aemilianus Scaurus
>>22632993
I think his new Pilum design is more effective
gaiz
I am telling you, this stuff may seem retarded now, but Marius is gonna revolutionize the military
you mark my words
>tfw you will never have a cool name like Manlius Mancinus
Why even live.
>the gladius
>a real sword
i bet you roman faggots think your glorified dagger is fantastic
>>22633599
why do we feel the need to spend more money on legions? Greece has 4 legions, we have over 50. We spend more money on spathae than greece does on their entire military.
>mfw greece has never been conquered
>mfw greece has free medicus
>mfw greece has democracy
>>22633647
it does the job and it does it exceptionally
I see no problem with it
Germanic tribal idiot
>>22633657
>implying our Senate isn't based
faget
>implying the Greeks can even levy more men than that from their tiny, isolated, bumfuck shitty-sates
no wait, "city-states" yea there
>>22633657
>infantry based army
>cavalry is outsourced to barbarians who could stab you in the back at any moment
>>22633687
not like Grease can support many horses anyway
infertile and useless mountains
>>22633681
>implying rome isnt a city-state
>>22633702
hey
Germanigger
that was hundreds of years ago, dumb fuck
then again, you are a Germanigger, so that much is to be expected
mountain dwelling, goat fuckers
>yfw you have to face this man on the field
>mfw Macedonianboos tell me falcata is superior to the gladius
>>22633729
>tfw he is my commander
Marian's mules! And proud to be one!
>>22633736
delusional fucks, tbh though, the falcatta is sexy, but the gladius is still better in every way
>>22633748
>that straight edge
>that balanced grip
>stabbing goodness
I don't know how anyone could think otherwise
>>22633763
only way to make it more perfect than it already is if Jupiter himself sent down from the heavens the perfect metal
one that doesn't rust, doesn't chip, doesn't lose it's shine and edge and stronger than Jupiter's dick when he first fucked Juno's tight pussy
Dman, I love being Roman!
>>22633786
>Roman
>white
pick one
>>22633798
>wanting to be a pale-skinned barbarian
go back over the Alps you uncultured swine
>>22633798
what does the paleness of one's skin tone mean when the paler beasts and tribals to the north are nothing but savages and intellectually backwards subhumans swimming in their own shit?
literally all of the known world that mattered was in and around the Mediterranean, Mesopotamians, Persians and Chinese being honorary Meds
>>22633798
Atleast we know how to shave, wash properly and live in clean cities unlike you unwashed barbarians. All you faggots do is try to immigrate to our glorious city and disturb the peace, trying to race mix. Oh no sir! Away with you animals! We have a special place for you here....its called the colloseum!
>>22633826
slave pits too
>>22633826
>rome
>clean
have you even been to that smelly shithole? Ever wonder why all the rich senators live outside the city?
>>22633709
>mountains
>germania
come up here past those bitch ass helvetii you put under your yoke. See how the saxones, the dani, the suiones and the motherfucking anglii tear your ass a new one.
Mountains where them bitch-niggas live. Come on up to saxony...to danemarch...to angeln...we'll tear your fucking figleaf wearing, wine drinkin' bitch ass up.
>>22633849
It the fault of you smelly ghosts! If it wasnt for you our city would be clean. But noooo SOME senators said that they have the so called right to be here because fuck knows why. Goddamn git back to yer own country ya ghosts!
>>22633852
we'd conquer your shithole and kill every single one of you in your squalor and pathetic existence
but we have better things to do than to conquer worthless mountains with no value, and if we did conquer you, it would make for less people to send to the local coliseums
you germaniggers make for a good show I give you that
at least it without your presence, they would be clean and finally smell like something that isn't unwashed, goat fucker
>>22633877
>germanii
>goat fuckers
>implying you're not
bitch please.
>>22632993
>there are people in this THREAD RIGHT NOW who don't own a latifundia
Enjoy your poverty and tribune elections faggots
>>22633852
>>22633798
>>22633887
Succes breeds jealousy
OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE LATIN WOMEN AT
Build a fort. Build a fort. Build a fort. Build a fort
Always forts. Forts and roads. I just wanted to kill filthy Gauls, not be an engineer.
>>22633877
>they would be clean and finally smell like something that isn't unwashed
Shit pleb, we gots a whole day of the week up here called motherfucking laugrdagr -- wash day.
The fuck ya'll got down there in sweaty ol'rome?
>sun's day
>moon's day
>mars' day
>mercury's day
>jove's day
>venus' day
>saturn's day
who clean now nigga? I'll give it to you, though, least ya'll romaniggers don't have "slack off and be a lazy cocksucker" day like them filthy fucking desert rats you conquered. props on that shit, btw
>>22633887
>fauns
>not some Greek bestiality fanfiction that went to far
at least Greeks are capable of thought beyond waking up, shitting in your own small clothes, checking on the herds of sheep and goats and shagging the nearest one and sleeping again
Mid-Republic is best Republic. Prove me wrong.
You can't.
>>22633915
>days of the week
>ever being relative to the state of hygiene of a person
>having only one day where you bathe
hooooooooooh damn, you germaniggers always make for good entertainment
and to you too, as much as I hate to admit, trying to conquer your mountains won't be so easy, you are quite the hardy and muscular folk
>>22633916
shit, you got me romanbro. campania is nothin' but greek trash.
ya'll niggas need to reign that shit in afore you even think of crossing the rhein, tho. this nigga armin be actin' like he can take ya'll mufuggers.
>>22633949
Ha! Same goes for their women! Have you seen their faces?!
If only we could somehow breed our women to have blond hair and blue eyes.
>>22633957
my nigga armin, who be reppin' dem cheruschi niggas from teutoborg, can come down and breed yo dark ass wife for a solidus.
>>22633951
reigning them in won't be much of a problem, don't you worry
the Italic Greeks wont be Greeks for much longer
>>22633957
>swarthy Med coloration with blonde hair and blue eyes
my friend, we already have that, not in great quantities, but we do have that
>>22633998
Tell me, where can I find them. I need to marry one, if not many. I will pay for this kind of info! I will pay even greater if its a slave girl!
>you guys found Spartacus yet?
>>22633826
Roman /pol/
how many /k/ommandos even had latin or greek in school? and were forced to learn this shitty, fucked up language and listen to roman propganda for nearly 9 years (yesm 9, normally in german if its your first language)
>>22634015
I've seen some near Rhaetia and the upper regions around the Po
good luck my friend, I hope you get what you look for
>>22634035
i had 5 years of latin and 2 years ancient greek,
dropped greek after two, swapped altin for german
im really shit at greek, mediocre at best in latin
>>22633826
>clean
>shitting with other people in the same place
>>22633599
nubian please...
How can mere plebs be an efficient fighting force? They have no family honor, no true roman values, no proud ancestry. They will turn tail and run at the slightest opposition, since they've got no honor to lose.
>>22633826
At least we have beards. Only woman and children are without them.
