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confessions, un-popular opinions, funny, embarrassing stories and sexual deviancy
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>>30607754
I cant go on /wg/ anymore because it reminds me how beautiful the world is and how I havent traveled ever. I have a folder dedicated to nature shots and background and I cant even look at it without feeling sad

I really want to try harder drugs like acid or mushrooms because ive only ever smoked pot and im young and want to experience it before im old, but im too much of a pussy and I dont want to ruin a future career. I really hate drinking

I hate small pistols, like subcompacts and such. I cant go any smaller then a compact. they feel like toys and not enough gun to hold onto. I need to get one for summer pocket carry though. Narrowed it down to a few but I dont feel anything for them

Ii cant watch any tv show or movie without thinking about guns and visualizing myself in it. Especially if im on my computer, ill be watching something and get board and come to /k/ or just look up things on guns, then think about my character in that situation and what gun I would use. Sometimes I seriously wonder if I have diagnosed autism
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>>30607754
Sometimes I fantasize about going out and meeting cool /k/ommandos to be my friends and we'll always hang out and shoot.

I'm so lonely.
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>LEO
>still some weed regularly, probably more so now
>legitimately feels it helps with he stress of the job
>really want it to be legal, fully support it not just for myself but so we dont have to enforce the laws on it
>I think im the only guy in my Dep. who still smokes, its a mix of older guys that still think its as bad as heroin and guys my age that when I discreetly brought it up they said they havent smoked weed since they were kids, they grew out of it and anyone our age who does it "probably a burn out loser"
>I dont ever bust people for pot unless I have too, like if youre fish bowling while driving (happened last week)
>aside from pot, im still a pretty big party animal
>go to the bar all the time, still go on benders with my bros
>know I cant do this forever but im clinging on to the good years
>also feel guilty because no matter what gun legislation happens, im not going to be touched because LEO
>still secretly fight for pot and gun rights while getting hammered all the time, this will probably come back to bite me in the ass
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>>30607996
>Narrowed it down to a few but I dont feel anything for them
just curious what are they?
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>>30607996
I think small guns such as subcompacts are really cool (and really cute)

I have about 30gs worth of porn on 2 USB flash drive
And within those 30gs are also pictures of guns
So when the Internet is slow I use the flash drives
But when I go to the next picture, and if its a gun.... I don't stop.

>mfw literally gun porn
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>>30608220
M&P shield and sig 938 are the two biggest contenders. Im in MA so my options are limited anyhow but im open to other options. The sheild isnt as pretty IMO and a little big for pocket carry but the Sig is more expensive and im not used to the 1911 style

>>30608232
some are ok, but im having trouble finding the right one. I like something a bit bigger but can still be a decent pocket gun and most everything ive found has the same ruger LCP, M&P sheild style
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>>30608158
>also an LEO
>went in thinking drugs were fine and should all be free
>every single gun law is stupid and against the constitution
>few years into the job see the effects of drug abuse and drug dealers, see why the war on drugs is still a thing
>see idiots with guns do really retarded things, and when confronted literally get told "its muh right, shall not be infringed"
>have inner conflict as I get redpilled to how the world is
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>>30608295
You seem like a big guy
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>>30607754
Im debating about joining the military after im done with school. Problem is all this forced SJW bullshit seems to be turning our armed forces into a bunch of slack jawed faggots. Even though it sounds corny as fuck I want to be a solider, have the camaraderie and experience and maybe just maybe get to operate if I make it into a unit I want. Ive always wanted to be a soldier and in recent years ive doubted it, but if I never do I know ill regret it forever in some form
I was thinking about being a medic but I have no prior medical experience so thats probably not happening. Any current enlistedfags tell me how the military really is right now
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>>30608531
cant answer your question, but take comfort in knowing Im the same sadly
>wanted to join the army or marines, maybe get into spook shit
>after a few years leave the military and become an LEO
>the SJWs have ruined both of these feilds
>im already taking criminology/forensics, im too far in and have wasted too much time/money to quit
>want to maybe look at another major but im pigeon holed because fuck college

I just wanted to be an SVU detective goddammit
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>>30607754
Every several years I Nd a pistol in my home. I just start to think that I can cock the hammer on a loaded chamber and pretend to shoot the bad guys and this time nothing bad will happen. It has happened three times. A .32, a .38 and a .357. Also I was molested by an older kid in the foster home I grew up in, he was way older and there wasn't shit I could do, so I molested his little sister in retaliation. She seemed into it , makes me think she was already learning the ropes from someone.
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>>30608590
I regulatory play with my (unloaded) guns. I flick the safety on and off, drop the mag and slap it back in, dry fire it, tactical sweep and shoot imaginary enemies
Im super strict with gun safety when shooting ro showing them to somebody else but by myself im a child
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Sometimes I rub my dick all over my SKS until I'm hard then I jack off to midget trap shota hentai where I then cum in the trigger group and get as much of it out as I can with my tounge when it dries.
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>Broke up with girlfriend on my birthday
>she still lives with me
>last weekend fucked her best friend
>after fucking her friend crawl back into bed with her
>fuck her
> now her friend wants us to move in with her
>tots muh goats
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>first time shooting guns when I was 16
>was too scared to shoot an ar15 and didn't finish the 4 boxes of 9mm my dad brought
>own 2 rifles, cannot zero them at all
>own 2 handguns, cannot hit shit and constantly pull to the left
>have shot for 5 years now
>$6,000 into guns, shooting gear and ammo yet unable to properly utilize the basic fundamentals
>hide my guns from my parents that I still live with
>didn't buy a mosin nagant for my first gun because I thought I was "too good" for a $150 rifle and got an ar15 because I was actually able to afford one and now regret it because the m44 is ridiculously fun to shoot
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>>30607754
this is going to be the most fedora post Ive made in a while but
>I genuinely feel like im smarter then my friends/family
>not because Im intellectually smarter, but because I know how to keep my goddamn mouth shut and my opinions to myself
>this was I avoid all arguments all the time, I never dbeate with anyone unless im literally back into a corner and I dont come off looking like a hypocrite
>most of them love talking politics and have contradicted themselves so many times it embarrassing
>because of this I feel enlightened by my own intelligence or at least know how to shut the fuck up and keep it to myself

going off of that
>im genuinely worried there will be a race war or some kind of civil unrest soon. I have no plan, no BOG, no innawoods to go to. Just a few pistols in my house
>im surprised at how racist sounding some of my friends and family have started ti be in light of all this
>my grandparents, parents, my friends parents have all made comments about "niggers getting unruly"
>just last week my boss at work who is the most chill guy ever and has never had a bad thing to say said his neighborhood is "getting more brown" and its worrying him
>where the fuck did that come from?
>at the same time anyone my age is saying we need to break down the walls of old racism and need to protest for it and all other SJW shit
>wonder if the adults in my life are part of that "old school" way of thinking or have the life experience to know what theyre talking about

Im not political at all, aside from gun rights. I dont lean left or right but now I feel I have to and dont know who to aline myself with. The old school elders whos ways may be outdated or the new millennial who dont have life experience but all the self assured arrogance to got with it.

Im seriously worried about the future and dont know what to do with myself so im probably going to be lazy and do nothing
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>>30608927
this is going to sound even more lame, but im actually enjoying how fucked up the world is right now. Its exciting and it seems like every few decades everything goes to hell and society shakes itself up, we're just in the middle of it
I want to look back on this 50 years from now and tell my grandkids all about it, maybe pass on grandpas glock that he carried for the duration if those years so he could get home every night
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Always fancied the idea of being born in California, but only so I could don the sexy LAPD uniform and drive around in black and white crown victorias. Im English though so that ainĀ“t happening.
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I have never fired a firearm.
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>>30609142
theyre phasing out the crown vics in favor of dodge chargers, which imo are sexier

only the hollywood beat has the cool stuff, and even then it can be unruly. Other then that you'd be riding south central dodging cholos and niggers
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>>30609161
Yeah its not a glamorous job, not by a lot shot. Everything about the job sounds bad but the cars and uniforms just look so good, I really think the LAPD uniform is the best police uniform in the world. Only the italian police uniform comes close.
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>>30609115
>implying your glock won't be melted down in the next 8 years
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>>30608637
With ya there pal.
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>>30609298
i got some good old fashioned steel too. A .38 snubnose has been doing what the glock does for my family for generations
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I still feel like im 16 sometimes. I go to work, I go to school and I come home. All my friends have either moved away or are attending college in the city or out of state. Id never admit this to anyone but part of me misses being in high school. Not so much the school, but just being 16 and seeing my friends everyday. I feel left behind and im just waiting in town with all the drunks, drug addicts and people who arnet doing anything with their lives. My only "friend" is a girl I sort of knew in high school whos know a waitress at a bar with 2 kids

on a /k/ related note, im really picky with buying stuff. Ill examine a gun for like 15 minutes and have to talk myself into it even if I want it. then I have immediate buyers remorse and think about taking it back. then after a day or so im already thinking of what to buy next
the ride never ends
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>>30609598
Is that you john wayne? Is this me?
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That guy in the AR-10 thread hits his wife
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>>30609598
im the opposite, im the only one out of my friends whos doing anything. its really shiity to see people Im friends with that have so much potential just want to sit around and drink all day
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>>30608927

See>>30609115

That anon is right to a degree. We're just in this weird middle time where the illusion of stability has diminished and real world problems have come to a head. Shits scary, but it's exhilarating. We could be the first generation in like 150 or so years to ACTUALLY have to pull our heads out of each other's asses and take a side. I'm getting sick of this new-age "everybody wins"/everyone is equal nonsense. It's against human nature and it shall be fun to either reclaim the top of the food chain or die trying.
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I make the same shitty greent texts complaining about the same things in these threads but never make any effort to fix the problems myself
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I have seriously considered and even planned out quitting my job, going on a road trip for at least a year maybe more and starting a new life anywhere else
even to the extent of faking my own death
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>>30609142
theyre regular police uniforms, by LEO standard/ state troopers usually have good uniforms and vary by state
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>I have an un-biased preference to American guns just because im american, but I have more European guns
>I cant watch the news anymore without having a gun near me
>I DO by into the media hype. Politics, crime, terrorism. I cant help it, It gets me all paranoid
>Ive been carrying two guns recently, its stupid but it makes me feel good
>Im debating if I should get a few of the same gun so I can match
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I'm only really on /k/ for the /ak/ threads. I'm pretty much nogunz, as all I really have are 2 pistols and 1 sks. Can't afford to really shoot any of them, though I am happy my dad just bought 200 rounds for the both of us to use when I visit my family.

I want to collect more guns and shoot them, but I have no money, no car, and I hate school.

I also dislike the NRA for giving Harry Reid his senate seat during his reelection campaign, and that they're definitely in the pocket to USA manufacturers and likely have the goal to repeal the import ban on an extremely far off 'to-do' list, if at all
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>>30608158
I'd consider stopping drug use.
Either your poor grasp of the English language is a result of inherent stupidity or the dope is actually making you dumber

Also someone sworn to protect and serve the community shouldn't be breaking the law or supporting drug use. I've never met a successful stoner, they always seem a bit slow. I've tried it a few times and regret it

Don't do drugs kids. Your body consists of a complex series of chemical reactions that shouldn't be fucked with
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>>30611068
I never break the law, I just like to party. If anything I dont enforce the bullshit laws
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I'm 25 and my only intimate experience with a girl was when my sister gave me a drunken BJ six years ago.
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>>30607996
>tell myself I like smoking pot
>always get excited when I do
>then when it sinks in I go through a super paranoid phase and teater between roller coaster like bliss and lucidity and feeling super paranoid and hating it
>go back and do it again anyway
>in fact high right now
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>>30608531
Do it if you have nothing better to do or legit want to serve your country.

I have a lot of good memories and a lot of bad thanks to it. In the current military the goddamn libtards are ruining the comradery and fun of it. Pussifying it like they do everything. Hell most of the females I knew from training turned out to be fucking leftist antifuns. I was like wtf are you doing in the army.

It isn't worth it if you have literally anything else you could be doing that isn't being a degenerate. Unless they start making changes
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I don't shoot enough or clean my guns enough

I carry a benchmade but I've let the liners rust because I've never cleaned it.

I have a mask fetish, particularly respirators and gas masks

I have a sedation/chloroform fetish which can crossover to masks and general bondage.
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>>30607996

You're not missing out on much by not experimenting with drugs anon. It's just a distraction and can sometimes be psychologically damaging (although not usually, chill out drugfags)

You can travel without a ton of money. Save up like $2k and spend a few weeks in Europe.
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>>30607754
I can't judge distance when shooting my airgun.
>2 confessions for the price of 1
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I seem to fall for girls who I *should* dislike. For example SJW-type cunt weebs. Why? Fuck if I know. I have never even held hands with a girl and I'm in my mid-20s. I pretend to know myself and be all confident but I really don't know shit. I am confident about everything but girls.

Also I'm starting to realize that I'm probably not as smart as I think. I'm probably pretty fucking dumb.

>>30610535
Shit anon... why you gotta be so honest? Now I feel like shit because that's me.
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>>30610817
you would be less than a migrant worker. No papers/identity and you're stuck doing minimum wage forever
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>>30611165
and end up like hostel? No thanks
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>>30611109

>what you're still a virgin at 23 bro anon?
>you loser!
>lol what if i sucked your dick
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>>30611225

lol just stay at shitty hotels or bed and breakfasts anon. I spent a month in 9 different cities for $4k including airfare and I stayed with my gf at cheap but not dodgy hotels or b&b's.
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>>30611125
I'd guess your paranoia is a sign of inner turmoil and insecurity. I used to be the same way and realized it was because I had a lot of unresolved tension and problems I needed to work out.

Weed made me loosen up and learn a lot about myself. Got me out of my tight autism comfort zone I guess. Now I'm doing better in school and with friends. Good shit.
>>30611104
Yeah idk man. It's cool that you do that, a lot of laws are ridiculous and more cops should be like you.

If you do a lot of traffic stops I recommend watching "Thinklikeacop" on YouTube. He's some old cop guy and some of his shit is laughable or questionable, but he has some good breakdowns on what to do/look for when dealing with shitheads to keep you safer during a stop or generally policing
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>>30611270
Wasn't like that. She was drunk af and just started doing it when I was watching a movie. I didn't know what the fuck to do so I just sat there in some mixture of horror and surprise. She didn't remember it the next day and I never told her.

My family kinda sorta disowed me after I told them that they wouldn't be having any grankids from me. They thought that I was gay even though I was refering to my shyness andinability to attract girls. I never corrected them and so we haven't talked in years.
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I have a crippling hatred for most ofthe population I came back to after the army, leading to an inability to connect with non-veterans

how nonchalantly people fuck each other over makes me hate them

college professors are absolutely obsessed with being the smartest person in the room, to the point that it interferes with their teaching

people who litter probably have severe deviant (criminal) tendencies

it's not ok to put ketchup on a hotdog, I have no solid reason for this

chicago style pizza is the best, and I'm not even from anywhere near there

some hipsters are kind of neat if you look intimidating enough, because they don't try to act uppity to you, they just talk about their vintage shit or their gardens

anon stop jacking off so much
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>>30611270
Source.

>>30611351
>ywn never get a drunken bj from a chick you know whose sluttiness you underestimated
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>>30611380
>college professors are absolutely obsessed with being the smartest person in the room, to the point that it interferes with their teaching
I know that feel, god forbid you had an actual debate with them like they ask that doesnt include their opinion
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I'm in law enforcement. Sometimes I feel like I'm nothing but a fastly aging public employee, working for the state for a shitty, shitty salary in a job that has become the most if not the only important part of my life. Sometimes I remember how I went to law school and could have been a judge or a prosecutor, making enough to buy a brand new car every month, but instead end up risking my life for a people that are, more often than not, extremely hostile and ungrateful for a service that I choose to provide mostly for a sense of nationalistic duty. Sometimes I also realise that I'm 33 and will mostly likely die alone, and no one will remember me other than the people who hate me.
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>>30607754 (OP)
>20yo virgin(pussy is thrown at me but by trashy whores).
>jerks off 4-5 times a day
>uses a home made fleshlight(condom/bottle/cotton stuffing).
>im pretty sure i am not my best friends best friend.
>I went to a strip club with no money and just watched
>I used have a crush on a depressed lesbian with anxiety so bad she skipped school when a anime character died.
>i dont mind butt play
>I have jerked my off while in my hunting stand
>i have a 4 inch penis(erect)
>i have 10 Gigabytes of porn on this hard drive and 60 Gigs on another.(all filed and categorized)
>I didnt realize a hot girl wanted to fuck me until after she moved and her friend told me.
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>>30611669

>I used have a crush on a depressed lesbian with anxiety[...]

Fuck me, I fell in love with a lesbian. Fucked me up good inside. Never told her.
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I am legitimately afraid for my country's future.
During the EU referendum leadup, people were rejecting facts and buying into fear mongering media hype.
The result of the EU vote has been an enabler for racists and xenophobics to go out and specifically target people who look foreign. A family I know from when I lived in London are afraid to leave their house in the evening because they are descended from Greek immigrants, and they have been assaulted and had their property vandalized because of this.

The UK is in political turmoil and I'm worried that the few rights we have left will be undone and disregarded by the government.
If this political turmoil turns into a societal breakdown, I can't even legally defend myself- if I were to attack a home invader/burglar with a knife or baseball bat I would face assault charges if they were not armed with equal or greater weaponry.

While the chance of society falling apart at the moment is less than that of the USA's, at least the average American citizen in most States can legally arm themselves with firearms and carry pistols for protection in case SHTF. I have to jump through hoops for a year just to get a license for a full bore rifle, and until then I have to rely on the 10/22 me and my dad share in case SHTF. We have another .22 but it's a single shot competition rifle.
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>>30611780
Ignore tripcode, left on from another thread
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>>30611380
your an asshole...i hope you know that. By reading this, you are a narcissistic and have mild autism(but who doesnt).

>>30610941
if your going to carry two, you might as well match.

>>30608695
I dont believe, pics or didnt happen.
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>>30611692
I was really into her for a while she would talk about all her sexual fantasies she had for her straight female friends). I even got a boner while trying to convince her guns werent bad. She had me pretty good up until she told me she was gender queer. She wasnt trans, she didnt consider herself a girl or boy. Some days she would dress super cute and other days she would dress in stained sweat shirts and pants. But yeah, that SJW gender queer shit ruined any attraction i had to her.
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>>30607754

So one day a mouse is walking down a jungle trail and he comes upon an elephant laying on her side moaning in pain. So he asks her, "What troubles you so, Mrs. Elephant?". To which she responds, "Oh, Mr. Mouse! I've a thorn lodged in in foot and it pains me so that I can not walk. Can you please pull it out?". So the mouse goes and takes a look and announces that he can pull out the thorn, but that he would require Mrs. Elephant to do him a favor first. "Anything, Mr. Mouse! Whatever it is you require, I will do. Just name it.". So Mr. Mouse says, "Why Mrs. Elephant, I have always wanted to have sex with an elephant.". To which Mrs. Elephant replied disgustedly, "Whatever. Just get the dammed thorn out.".

So Mr. Mouse pulled out the thorn and promptly mounted Mrs. Elephant's huge vagina and began thrusting away with his wee little mouse cock. And above them, a monkey who had been watching the entire affair laughed so hard that he lost his grip on the coconut he'd been holding, which fell and struck Mrs. Elephant in the eye. "OW!", Mrs. Elephant exclaimed! To which Mr. Mouse replied, "That's right. Take it all, bitch! Take it ALL!".
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>>30607754
Wanted to be a LEO, got job in security. Worked in a hospital alongside police who were offdu2ry contract employees. Getting treated like shit, fighting to protect others, becoming jaded, hating people, seeing firsthand the BS cops put up with and weak legislation allowing shitbags to go free, making only $15k less than these officers. Saw a lot of cops hate the job but no options to get out making the same type of money. When childhood dreams die before they are reached.
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>>30611877

>genderqueer

And I thought that shit only existed on the internet. What the fuck is wrong with you, americans? Why aren't you putting a stop to this shit? Anyways, for my story:

I met her when we just started working together. She was in just about everyway perfect. We hit it off great, became best friends in a beat. I always knew she liked women, so I never really said anything. Five years after we met she got married. It has now been ten years, and we work for the same people, but no longer together. We are still great friends. We still see eachother sometimes. Everytime I see her and her fucking wife I get so fucking jealous...
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>>30612056
She is the only Gender Queer ive met.

I think its just some made up special snow flake shit, but im not a asshole so i keep it to myself.
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>>30612056
>>30612102

BCfag, not that unusual around here. My girls social group is full of trannies and fags, most of them are nice as long as you don't get into politics. Met a few who identify as not-gendered or genderqueer or whatever bullshit. I just deadpan and nod.

I'll call you by your name, and treat everyone with respect if they give respect. I'm not using any made up words.
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>>30607754
Based Mother Angelica

RIP
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>>30608158
So I'm a CO right now thinking about going to the academy. Only problem I have is I don't agree with alot of the laws I'd be asked to enforce.
What do you do when it comes to finding someone with pot or breaking a law you don't think should be in place?
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>>30611780

Ireland literally had bombs and soldiers with guns shooting, and they got through it.

Problem in the UK is no one's actively fighting except one side.

Look at how the Northern Ireland folks did it. They resisted. Wasn't pretty but life went on.
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>>30612163
I was with a few dope-smoking friends when an officer rolled up on us. All he said was "You better put that out before I see you smoking it."
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Confession: I bought a $1000 Springfield M1A in May and haven't shot it once yet. I also slightly regret it and wish I just got a cheap bolt action or something instead.
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The VSS and ASVAL are actually incredibly mediocre guns and I have no idea why they're on a pedestal.
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>>30612211

You can always sell it and pick up a cheap Savage or something bruh
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>Got my first AR15 a while ago
>put ammo in mag cycling rounds with charging handle to make sure it works
>one round does not cycle when i let go of charging handle (rode it forward cause noob)
>"hmm the bcg is jammed"
>"maybe pull trigger to clear jam"
> pull trigger
>bcg moves a little
>pull charging handle back again
>eject live round
>put gun down and think about how i pulled the trigger with a live round almost in the chamber
> think about how retarded i am for 10 mins
> go back to checking gun

I keep that bent cartridge on my bookshelf, remind me to not be a retard with my gun.

pic unrelated
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>>30607754
Despite knowing it's shit because of all the info on the internet and confirming it's shit after handling it in the store, I bought an HK VP70Z just because it's Leon's gun in Resident Evil 2.
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I have a healthy collection of guns and thinking of selling a lot off and moving a few thousand miles away
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>>30607754
My entire life would be different if, when asked by the Lt Col, I would have said "yes" instead of "no".

I would literally still be in the military instead of having this dumb ass " general honorable" dd214.
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>>30611380
>it's not ok to put ketchup on a hotdog, I have no solid reason for this
>chicago style pizza is the best, and I'm not even from anywhere near there
Is your last name Ditka?
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>>30612163
my general rule of thumb is dont do it in such a way that it bothers others. You want to roll a joint while youre inside playing a video game? fine. You want to take bong hits while driving. now we got a problem
usually if its the later Ill make the arrest for DUI, or disturbing the peace or something. Then in the car ill explain what I just said above. It might be shocking but (in my own experince) most cops dont really care about drugs so long as youre not being a dick about it. Youre not going to get a celebration at the station when you bring in a junkie for possession for the 12th time
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>>30612319
story time
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>>30608329
*sigh*


For you
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>>30611314
i donmt know whats wrong with me. I have usual 20 something problems
>no GF
>no social life
>worried about my future job
>how much did I just eat in a pot brownie
basic stuff
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>>30612238
Because they look cool and we aren't able to get them.
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>>30609598
I got kicked out of my school anon, back to /nofriends/ at home
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>>30611636
Seriously, why haven't you become the punisher?
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>>30612349
And this is essentially also "common fuckin courtesy 101" or "how not to be a shitbag"

Honestly...the fourth amendment is there for a reason. It shouldn't need to be a "bro moment" for a cop to say this stuff. Wanna be a knucklehead or drink/get stoned/make knuckle kids do it in your own home and save everyone else the grief of watching you make an ass of yourself or potentially hurting someone. Other examples:
>Open carry?
Sure bro. Get down with your second amendment where legal. Carry that pistol in a nice holster on a belt. Don't bring your bubba'd out AK to a Chuck E'Cheese locked and loaded where you know it's gonna cause trouble.
>Tannerite
Sure. Blow up effigies of your ex, your landlord, zombies. Nuke that copier from the office when it's trash. From a safe distance. With cover. Don't pack 30+ pounds into a lawnmower engine and blow it from 20 feet away like a dumbass begging for a Darwin award.
>Trick out shotgun rounds?
That's cool man. You got the space for it? Got any idea about physics? Go ahead. Don't load homemade napalm and shoot it at squirrels during fuckin fire season.
>gonna go out with the guns and some beers?
Great man. Sounds fun. Just remember your safety rules. And don't let Uncle Carl who was in 'Nam near them after a few too many. That guy shouts "slopes on the wire!!!" and freaks when he hears a cat while taking out the trash.

There are myriad more examples. The idea is just use some brainpower.
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>Bought a couple different guns thinking it would be cool to go shooting every so often
>Haven't shot guns in over 2 years outside of deer hunting
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>>30608769
>cannot zero them at all
I know that feel. zeroing is stressful. iron sights or optics?
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I had kind of a fucked up adolescence and as a result I'm b& from owning guns (mental health reasons). I'm 22 now and have my shit in order, but the damage is done.
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>>30612675

I can't blame other people for my choices, and I have been in my fair share of incidents and killed plenty of thugs to have a thirst for violence.
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>>30608318
Should retards not do drugs?
Yes.
Should they be allowed to?
Yes.
Are drug laws effective prevention?
No.
Should you die trying to stop them from getting high?
Hell naw.
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>fug for at least an hour every time with white girls
>three out of four times came as soon as I put it in with asians

I don't understand.
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>>30612847

willing to elaborate? I thought as long as you've been sane for awhile it was all good.

>>30613083

Maybe their cat screeching really turns your crank.
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>>30607754
Ok. I dont understand /k/ borderline hatred opinion about Taurus. I bought a PT111 for a very very decent price new out of the box. 1000+ rounds of decent ammo and its still going strong. All in all I love my Taurus.
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>>30612238
>incredibly mediocre guns
Where is the proofs
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>>30613138
It's not that Taurus is incapable of making decent firearms, it's that they've historically been incapable of making decent firearms CONSISTENTLY. Their QC is a fucking joke.
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>>30613143
>subsonic snowflake 9mm rainbow arc
>low capacity
>heavy
>doesn't actually suppress well, ~130dB
It's neat. But it's really nothing special.
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>>30613183
Yeah but i managed to get ahold of a good one but somehow it seems like i get an unwelcoming response if i claim i own one on this board. Past is past at least.
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>>30607754
I enjoy using my Glocklock as a melee weapon against a wooden post more than I like shooting the gun.
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>>30611270
picture source now.
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>>30611412
>>30613406
not work safe link (porn ahead) https://imgur.com/a/JUvHn her name is apparently??? Joy, and she is Swedish
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>>30611935

I keked.
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5.56 NATO is adequate in stopping threats at 500 meters or less.
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>>30613471

I have a massive rar file of her shoot it's pretty good.
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>>30613189
well. i've never touched one so i cant say you're wrong.
But that doesnt stop me from wanting one, or two
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>>30608158
Freedom is the most valuable thing we have here in America.
Thank you anon for fighting the good fight as best you can.
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>Was driving home on road trip yesterday, about three hours in and on a really long straight stretch.
>Feel a little tired, but not bad, and i swear i just blink, and the car is eating a guard rail head on at 80mph.
>Airbags are loud, very loud. I've never been in a crash, let alone something this fast.
>Car is totaled, I walk away without a scratch.
>Family that happens to live a half hour away gives me a ride.
>Get home, after all towing and reports are finished, can't find my new ZT, it was in my pocket, was still there after the crash.
>Lose car and fave knife in one day, but have my health. Still kinda shit though.
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>>30612330
>DAAAAAAAAAA
>BEARSS
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I'm mixed and I want a cute white boy to breed my wife (when I eventually get married) so that I can have at least one white child
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Embarassing:

Well. I haven't been with a woman in four years.

I can't really explain it...I love porn and the idea of fucking, but I have a hard time getting close to a woman without developing a case of dontgiveafuckitis. The women I do attract tend to be SJWs and crazy as fuck (that is some redundancy right there).

When I do get close enough with someone...hell even converse with them long enough to try to work an angle, I get tired and lose interest.

Confessions:

I have to admit I recently bought a Remington 700 AAC-SD. I fucking love it. I am not normally one for non-semi auto rifles.
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>>30612847
Get your rights restored.

It can be done.
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>>30613801

That's rough anon. Your knife is probs in the family's car
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>>30612840
>I know that feel. zeroing is stressful. iron sights or optics?

irons
>mfw trying to zero my ak74
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>>30613874
Shit dude, are you me? Every girl I date ends up wanting to fuck but by the time we reach that point I'm tired of the relationship, mostly because I attract exclusively clingy, possessive girls.
Fuck dude, why can't I have a qt gf who doesn't text me every five minutes when I'm out and flip shit if I don't respond? I feel trapped in my current relationship, mostly because she makes it known she considers herself completely dependent on me.
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>>30613874
>Well. I haven't been with a woman in four years.

I haven't been with a women in 21 years.
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>>30613874

i hear that.

my ex just got engaged to her ex before me, whom she was with for however many years before me, broke up, found me on the rebound, we dated for a while, and i'm pretty sure she was cheating on me with him for a good while during, all the time she would tell me sob stories of how he was abusive and a piece of shit.

we're still friends for whatever reason, mostly because i'm a fucking idiot, and i want to end our friendship and move on and try and forget her.

is it worth being polite and telling her nicely, or just i give her shit back and move on?
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>>30611669
I whacked it in my stand almost every time I went out. In fact when the buck I shot walked out I was in the middle of a good one. Shot him pants down with a raging boner. No one else knows.
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My car molested me in the back of my uncle.


On a /k/ related note I like lever action guns and would prefer them over an AR-15
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my mother died when I was 7, she moved away when I was 2. I was in foster care until I was 2.5 and then my dad got me back. my mother loved me and I don't even remember her. I love her. I was always scared of my grandfather. he was in the Navy in WW2, Pacific theatre. every time I would go in to talk to him I'd only say hi then I'd leave. my dad told my I should really talk to him one day, I didn't know what this meant but I did it anyway. I talked to him about everything for 8 hours. he was having hallucinations about a brick wall being in his room (because he was a mason). the next day he died. I wish I could have talked to him more. he had some crazy stories. my best friend over dosed when I was 15, an hour after I talked to him. my whole life sucks. I've never had a girlfriend. nobody was ever even mildly interested in me, as far as I know. I just wish someone would love me.
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>>30608125

What state are you in bro?
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>>30607754
Never fired a gun in my life.
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>>30614368
jeezus christ anon, this is suppose to be a thread about funny/deviant secrets(with guns). Not your sad life story.

But your grandpa story reminds of an old lady i knew(my dads girlfriends mom). She was a really nice lady. For the last two weeks of her life she had hallucination about frogs. Even though we were not the closest of people a few days before she died i went by her house. She wasnt very lucid but her last words to me were "I love you." I wasnt sure how to respond, because she had never said something like that to me and vice versa. I decided to respond with "I love you too." It was very different for me, she was a very nice woman and a good friend.
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>>30608125
its cool kim, we can hang.
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Even though I know it's unlikely, I'm constantly afraid that my therapist will find some bullshit way to report me for being mentally ill and I won't be able to buy guns anymore.


I'm honestly considering purchasing a gun just because my favorite animu character uses it. Pic related.


Sometimes when discussing politics at school I fall back on my military service to back up my point, though normally I avoid talking about it.
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I'm scared that I'm never going to get a gf. I have the worst skill interacting with girls, and then I get all flustered and my face gets really red... it's just not good /k/. Once I get to know someone I can talk to them easily, but I just can't interact with new people. It really pisses me off. I also have an extreme crush on one of my closest friends, and she's in a shitty relationship with an aggressively clingy guy. Nobody really likes him except for her, but there's nothing I can do about it.
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>>30608641
typical SKS owner
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>>30612262
>> think about how retarded i am for 10 mins
I feel that reflecting on my stupid mistakes like that is probably the best habit I have.
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>>30607996
I do the same thing in the last paragraph
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>>30614613
/k/ everyone
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>i have an ak parts kit that i can't assemble, and a receiver blank that'll take three weeks to get here
>i can't find a girl that doesn't have game breaking issues
>my first gf had ptsd, chronic depression
>my current one is asexual and anti funs
>i talked my first gf into wanting kids again because i know she loves them, even though i hate the fucks
>even though i want to get back with her when I'm out of college
>i want to cc on campus, but i don't know if it's worth it. If i ever get patted down I'm fucked.
>the nearest gun range is an hour's bike ride one way
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>>30615421
dont blame your self ak's arent leggos like AR's they are more like puzzles.

Gunwebsites is a useful channel on Youtube for AK info and he made a resource site.
here it is
http://ak-47.us/author/gwebs/

all girls have issues, just tone out the annoying shit.

Drop your current bitch or convert her.(or keep her around even though you dont plan on the relationship going anywhere).

why would you talk her into it if you dont want them.

yeah, dont CC on campus. Carry a knife if you can.

get over it or get a ride.
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>>30614186
Tell her to fucking die, anon.
NEVER be friends after a relationship. Cut all ties. It's for the best.

You'll find your 3D waifu one day m8.

My edgy ass confessions:
I was born in a Baptist family from Kentucky / West Virginia. Grew up going to a Baptist church, etc. I seriously, for the life of me, cannot find a reason to believe in Christianity, Judaism, etc. I haven't gone full fedora tier, and still believe in a higher power, but I think that all of the bullshit rules that people believe in are man made concepts. I honestly think that if there's a God it would tell us to fuck off.

I go to an Engineering school and I fucking hate people who do not go into STEM, learn a trade, or enlist. I honestly just can't stand being around people who study fucking Sociology, Journalism, Music, etc. I don't know what to talk about with them. Teachers are okay in my book though.
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>>30607754
Nothing unusual for 4chan I guess but I'm 22 and have never had a girlfriend. There is a girl I like now but I don't know how to escalate with her so I'm trying to suppress my feelings. Also I have 7 guns but only shoot once every couple months.
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>>30608158
It's only weed man, our founding fathers smoked it. I knew some cops from my hometown that did cocaine. I've also drank with some Fish and Wildlife officers when I was 15.
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>>30615809
Look up Sikhism my man, I think it will be the perfect fit for you.
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>>30615809
As far as religion goes the biggest reason I believe in God is I have literally felt his power. It's hard to explain but it was the most electrifying feeling I have ever experienced. I hope it happens to you some day.
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I haven't masturbated to images or thoughts of actual 3d women in over three years.

I dated a girl who turned about to be some sort of tumblr freak.
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>>30616330
Do you still get off when you fuck actual women?
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>>30616330

What kind of "tumblr freak". Like the type that would post animated gifs of Doctor Who or Sherlock or the type that turned out to be a total SJW and would hate people who even thought of touching a gun?
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>>30616345
Can't you read, anon? He only fucks pure 2d girls now.
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>>30612262
my rule of thumb is never chamber a live round in the house or anywhere other than where you are planning on shooting. I keep my AR on safe and cocked without a round in the chamber but with a mag in for HD. I do alot of dry fire practice (keeping in mind the 4 rules of course) and once without thinking dry fired my ar with a full mag in. Of course because of that rule there was only a harmless click but that sure made me think about what could have happened. Nothing super scandalous or exciting but it was the closest I have gotten to an ND and I intend to keep it that way.
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>>30616073
I know about Sikhisim. Not sure if I'd fit in personally.....

I think I'd just consider myself a Theist at this point.
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>>30615875
>our founding fathers smoked it
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>>30607754
I took the bolt out of my Mauser once and wondered what would happen if I flipped the safety with it out of the gun.
After fixing the problem I did it again.
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>>30611669
Just fuck the trashy pussy with it wrapped anon.
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>>30611692
Are you me? I crushed on a lesbian for like a year and a half before gathering the balls to ask her out. That was when I learned she was a lesbian.
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>>30617138
>Not becoming a trap to trick lesbians.
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>>30611877
My ex was like that. Wasn't over and tumblry about it, just crossdressed sometimes. She's also very pro-fun. God I miss her.
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>>30616137
I believed when I was really young, but life.just kept getting shittier. I don't believe anymore, and haven't for a long time.
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>>30617145
I'm built like a small tank. Am actually pretty sure I am trans, but my build is so masculine that transitioning is pretty much out of the question. Instead I drink to forget.
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I once accidentally OC'd to work.
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>be me
>divorced
>single father of son and daughter
>kids grew up joining me on outings innadesert
>they love it
>son sort of becoming /k/ as fuck
>daughter is casual
>both love plinking and hunting
>buy them both their own mini 14's for Christmas
>a few days later I overhear son in room talking with his best friend
>"Yeah he bought it for me. Don't even like it."
>"It's a faggoty looking gun. Should have bought you an AR."
>"I'll sell it to you for 200 bucks."
>"Sure man, sure."
>heart breaks in two
>too hurt to butt in and say anything or even reprimand my son
I haven't taken him out on any outings to the desert or hunting since then. Just my daughter. Came up with some excuse about having to save gas by reducing weight in truck.
Daughter has become pretty /k/ as fuck herself since we've been spending so much time together these past 3 years. Tried to patch things up between us but he's not interested anymore... just stays on the computer all day playing bf4.
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>>30617266
Shit that hurts.
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>>30608586

Stabler is so based

REDCHAN
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Confession. I've bought several guns based on using them in vidya
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>>30617358
Is normal. I only got interested in levergats after playing New Vegas.
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>>30611125
Holy shit, that was me for like 5 or 6 years
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Some people shouldnt have guns. You really think jerome is going to use his choppa/gat (a hipoint) in a proper manner? But then again, nobody will notice if a nigger kills a nigger.


There is no equality, why are people so focused on it now. No one gave much of a shit in 1916. Why now.


Also I'm still no funs. Living with parents and going to school out of state makes it hard. But ive been thining of at least transfering a pair of anderson lowers to my lgs (cuz those fags only stock plastic lowers) for future use.

But at least im not a virgin right.
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>>30613083
What does sex feel like?
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Between the whole BLM shit, me liking guns, and my constantly positive attitude even though I work at a shitty base with shitty people, almost everyone goes to me when they want a black person's opinion on the world today, and about half those people think I'm going to kill myself or shoot this place up. Or get flabbergasted when I have both fairly liberal or conservative views.
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>>30611669
Nigga, I have 500 gb of porn mane
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>>30612211
Do some magic dumps, you'll appreciate it.
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>>30617266
Talk to him you dingus. If he continues being ungrateful disown his useless ass and try again with some other chick.

At the very least beat his ass bloody for selling a gun that goes for almost a grand in most places to his shitty pal for 200 bux.
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>>30609157
>/k/: the post
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I fired my Glock upside down with my pinkie once. The slide bit my hand but didn't do too much damage so I didn't really learn a lesson
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I think I'm addicted to eating ass. Every time I see a nice one I just imagine myself eating it. I'm obsessed.
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>>30617266
Still sounds like your son is more /k/
>Spouting maymays
>Calling a fuddtastic rifle faggoty
>Refusing to go outside to shoot becausee he would rather be inside in front of a computer screen
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>>30617266
>>30618035
Oh one more thing he would be even more k if you found out every time you've been taking your daughter out its been him dressed in drag the whole time
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>>30617201
Seek help. You have aental illness
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>>30613312
I use the glocklock as a regular padlock sometimes
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>>30618060
Alcoholism?
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>>30617266
That sucks man. The mini 14 isn't faggoty, just a little un-tacticool.
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>>30611780
Nothing is falling apart here in the states. The BML shit is pumped by the media, massive outnumbered by Americans who really don't care.
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>>30611109
Wtf man
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>>30613874
Back.


>>30614073
>>30614186
Nice to know I am not alone.

>>30614107
Virgin or oldfag?

If virgin, try lowering your standards.
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>>30618146
Nah, alcoholics go to meetings.
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>>30608590
>Every several years I Nd a pistol in my home.
mfw
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>>30608927
>I feel enlightened by my own intelligence
Do you also feel euphoric?
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>>30618769
I prefer the term "ethanol enthusiast".
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>>30618946
You understand me.
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>>30618856
Someone should not own guns.
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>>30613499
This is unpopular? The fucking cartridge was designed to penetrate a helmet on one side at that distance.
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>>30609651
WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!?!?!
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>>30617129
they are so trashy one has a facebook profile picture of her chugging a bottle of jack daniels with baby in the background.
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>>30611104
>I never break the law
>smokes weed

You'll be fine until you end up in a bad situation, get suspended pending investigation, and they make you piss.

Also where do you get your weed from? I'm assuming it's from when your hand is forced, no property receipt, just give me the weed and I'll forget all about this kind of a thing. We had an officer that got busted doing this by our task force. Straight up set his ass up when the deputy chief couldn't find the hydrocodone a citizen said he confiscated because they were in a bag with no prescription. Sub brought in the prescription, records looks into it, checks CAD records, everything lined up besides the pills being missing.

Watch your six, LEanon.
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>>30607754
I think .22lr can kill a man efficiently and I am still virgin at 36 in a european latin country.
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>>30613471
GOD DAMN!!!!!!
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>>30611692
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>>30617609

It feels warm. On your dick.
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>>30618946
Personally, I think of myself as an alcoholist
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>>30617252
I accidentally OCd once.

>be me in state with no OC
>getting ready to go camping
>slide holster onto belt, gun into holster, put it on like I always to when getting ready
>load up vehicle
>gas, beer and ice run
>get fuel
>go inside for beer and ice
>reach for wallet
>Glock 22 on hip
>80 degrees, no coat to cover it with
>pay
>GTFO immediately
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>>30617879
>Talk to him you dingus.
Well this part is correct.
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>>30611780
Nah getting rid of foreigners is great, London should be London not Pakistan. You guys bought into multiculturalism is the problem. Nothing wrong with leaving the EU, they just announced a huge set of gun laws.
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>>30618298

>Not tacticool
>Teenage Son
>That plays vidya

Put two and two together anon
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>>30607754
I'm a bit of a communist, but in The Workers Shall Rise sense. I once convinced my coworkers to strike for better working hours, even though we didn't have a union. I find myself hating every head corporate type I come across and wanting to punch them, while workers I want to smoke a few cigarettes at the bar with them.

It's particularly funny because I went to a really fancy prep high school, and I basically said fuck that shit and started working physical jobs.
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i don't like ARs and don't understand why so many people do

it's basically just a barbie doll that goes bang, isn't it? why does everyone hold them as godlike tactical lmao xd btw bbq oper8r equipment?
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I carry 5+ knives on me almost all the time. I just like knives and think of them as very useful tools.
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I'm sad because I can't join the Foreign Legion (I'm European). I have thyroid problems, but they don't impact my life as I'm taking medication for it.

I feel like I'm not living up to my potential.

I'm afraid for the future of my country, but I simply don't know what to do.

I'm sad because I know that I'm not smart enough to make a meaningful impact in a scientific field.

There's so much to learn about, but not enough time.

I hope to earn enough money to get a hunting license and a gun.
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If anyone remembers im the guy who accidentally shot his window.
I have the thread saved in my computer but i have no idea where to upload it
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I pride myself on my ability to adapt. I travel a lot, just wandering around the world and doing different things here and there, but I find it incredibly easy to make friends with anyone. Right now I'm in a place that is essentially lawless and have made friends with the racists and homophobes here. Blending in is easy, convincing people you're someone else is easy, I'm not sure why. But now, perhaps it's because I'm growing older, I feel it weighing on my soul. Being around such negativity, hearing the things they say, confess to, talk about..Breaking bread with some terrible people. I have met a lot of good people too, mind you, but right now, here..There are some bad things here. On top of that, taking part in some questionable activities to get by, while fun, is also weighing on my mind.

While I end up with a lot of interesting stories and in interesting situations and adventures, acquiring new skills and languages, all I really have ever wanted is a standard life. A partner, a family, stable job. Wanted that since I was a kid yet I've never even had a romantic partner. And I know that if I continue on like this, the chances are high that I'm going to die in a place that doesn't know me.
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I use Reddit.
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>>30620034
There's not really an open enough market for anything new/not similar enough to get more than a niche foothold sadly
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>>30619812
But any gun is cooler than not-real vidya shit desu
I guess it's just the feel of having a real-life killing machine
I would kill for a mini 14 if i was teenage
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>>30611130
I legit want to serve my country, or at least get to be a paratrooper for a while just to say I did. But the SJWs ruining it from the inside and the choice between bullshit wars or military in peacetime is turning me off
I guess it'll just be another dead childhood dream
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>>30611669
>I didnt realize a hot girl wanted to fuck me until after she moved and her friend told me.
been there. Looking back it was obvious but at the time I wanted somebody else. I probably friend zoned her without reailzing it. Now she and my crush both have BFs and im all alone
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>>30613138
when a product from any company has issues its tough for it to shake off. My friend get a Taurus pt709 and had nothing but problems with it, so Taurus is forever a POS. when said product is something that might save your life, you dont want a POS. They do have a spotty reputation but imo have improved, its just tough to shake it
im getting pic related soon
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>>30617358
bitch please, EVERY gun I bought is one Ive seen in a movie or video game
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>>30620034
I felt the same way about glocks until I shot one. Theyre really nothing special but theyre perfect at being just god enough, which is why everyone likes them
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>own 22 guns
>thousands upon thousands of rounds of ammo
>only shoot once every week or 2
>keep telling myself I'll shoot or go plinking more
>never feel like doing it when it's hot or windy or humid or the mosquitos are out
>feels like such a chore to set out targets, check my groupings, pack up everything after I'm done and return to the house
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I have a serious anger problem. Ive managed to get better at it over the years and try to remain cool and polite and for the most part Ive succeeded but when something seriously pisses me off its like a domino effect and I flip shit
when I was growing up, I beat the crap out of my siblings and even my parents on occasion. We didnt have arguments,we had fights. Legitimate fights. It start out with getting smacked upside the head or shoved, but by the time I turned 17 since I was gym rat and not drinking heavily like them we starting having fist fights and id usually win. It took me a long time to get a gun becuase I thought id have a road rage moment and do something stupid and I didnt want to be another case to diminish our rights
Im still scared to start a serious relationship over fears that id be a women beater. I can do one night stands but nothing more and probably will die alone. Ive never had a serious relationship
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>>30621297
forgot to add, last month I had another close call.
>I was in the movie theater
>wondering why I dont come to these more often
>20 minutes in and some couple brought in their fucking baby
>coddling it loudly every time it acts up
>feel rage building, try to keep cool
>debating about telling them to shut up or getting somebody but I dont want to cause a scene
>a couple of teens off to my right begin fucking around, switching seat and laughing
>everyone is getting pissed but not saying anything
>keep cool, keep cool
>one laughs really loudly and I snap
>throw my soda across the theater , watch it arc through the air and it hits them all directly
>lights go up, kids screaming, everyone shuffles out the door
>on the way out say to one of the workers I think it was the couple with the baby because fuck it
>try to calm myself down the whole way home
I shouldnt have kids either
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>>30607754
>I have really low self esteem, I try to act like the class clown to hide my own self hatred
>sometimes I loose
>I really want to not be the "funny guy" anymore but every time I try to act serious people look shocked and I feel like an asshole so I go back to faking it
>I take things too personally, anytime sometime is even remotely short with me I get defense and act like a jerk, or ill let it happen and obsess over it all day
>sometimes I still think back to embarrassing confrontations that happened years ago and they still bother me
>I want everyone to be my friend because I feel lonely and the world is scary

/k/ related
>I had a chance to maybe be an airborne ranger/possible SOF when I was 19, I was in the process of singing up but I didnt want to have a career in the military
>a few years sure but the thought of locking myself into it at a young age frightens me
>I know take night classes and work at a 7/11, I feel like I fucked up
>id never admit this but in a way I can sympathize with terrorist. They think theyre the good guys and America needs to stop sticking its dick in everything
>at the same time, all world powers are in a battle of survival all the time and have always been. Its just how empires work, so I know its us vs them and its a matter of survival so our case is "just" in a way
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>>30615036
Just tell her man, won't even pretend it has to go well like a fairytale, but trust me it's better than being in love with someone and watching them get fucked around. Been there.
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>>30617195
My understanding of the bible is that life is just a test for heaven, literally none of this shit matters. It's why god allows dead babies and horrible people.

That said, my faith is kinda shakey, it's not like it really matters, whatever happens when we die is going to happen. I'll just believe what makes me comfortable.
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Not sure if counts as sexual deviancy, but w/e.

>Be young lad.
>watch movies where guy shows woman how to shoot, intimate glances exchanged. kinda like pic related.
>Have long standing fantasy to reverse the genders in that scenario, have /k/ommando woman correct my shooting posture, supple breasts pressing into my back.

I realize it's a small, stupid thing to want from a relationship, but I plan on checking this box off my bucket list, even if it takes me till i'm 90 and the woman is only correcting my posture because I can barely stand by myself.
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>>30622300
I'm pretty sure that's more common than you think 'round here.
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I keep hating myself, like right now I'm learning well and getting multiple certifications and skills, doing good work and getting rewards and praise, and improving myself daily. I keep hating myself thinking that I could always do things better. I feel if the past wasn't so shit I'd be a much greater person than I am right now.

Last year didn't do so well for me, traitor in the squad has killed innocent American citizens and lied to me and the Army, and the leadership at the time went full retard and mass punished everyone. I ended up losing my ability to get along and be overly suspicious of the people around me and forgot a good chunk of my Army training. Used to have fucked up reflexes and would not eat or sleep properly.

Things are better now but relearning things is a pain in the ass. The doctor says to not be too hard on myself and focus on the future. But I feel like I'm seriously lagging behind on my life.
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Spent most of my life being a strong supporter of freedom, God, Mom, Apple Pie, firearm rights, military, police and firefighters.
Realized only recently that the last three are not necessarily the conservative or societal good that I have always believed.
Disappointed when my son-in-law joined the USAF, he's a little metrosexual wimpy-ass semi-fag who literally got through basic cleaning an M-16 a few times and firing it once, buffet dinners and sensitivity training, can't believe he made it through and can't believe it was so easy. Other than the fact he's skinny and can run, he has the skill, attitude, and fortitude of a preteen girl. Far, far more time spent training him on how to not offend fags or transgendered airmen than on how to fucking handle military communications or tactical planning, or how to shoot the enemy or prepare to do so.
Disappointed when cops stop people constantly for bullshit reasons and proceed to act like they're the DEA intercepting the next big drug bust and scare the shit out of my mom ("dim tag light" on her 2012 Buick), asking for consent to search (she's 72) and then flipping all her quilting shit in the boxes in her car over and leaving it a huge mess to the point she was stressed and crying as they drove off.
Disappointed when local firefighter/EMTs came to take my 93-year old grandfather to Hospice and was busy cracking jokes about how he smelled when they accidentally yanked on his colostomy bag, then tried to get my daughter's phone number while waiting for the other EMT's to be done making a list of his prescriptions.
This country has gone to shit. I feel guilty that I have to hand it off to my kids and grandkids this way. I - and all of my generation - should have fought harder to keep some decency and social decorum in the world.
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>>30622085
I can't believe that a benevolent god would create a world so cruel. If God is real he either doesn't give a shit, or is an asshole. Either way, I don't care. I've basically turned into a nihilist at this point. I'm an annoying miserable piece of shit and I can't even be bothered to care anymore. Whenever anything tragic happens, all I can think is "another few billion to go". At this point I wouldn't mind a nuclear war just so I could sit and laugh as everyone dies of radiation poisoning or starves to death.
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>>30621457
Are you me?
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>>30615036
cant be any worse then some of the people here, or me for that matter. You just have to get better social skills. It sounds dumb but seriously practice, either in front of the mirror or with other people. I used to talk with the pictures of a girl I liked on facebook in preparation to asking her to prom
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>>30607754
I have like a half terrible of every type of porn imaginable, including some pretty disgusting stuff. I know things about things that other people don't, and when I hint at this information people naturally assume I have some bizarre sexual fetish

In reality I'm asexual and that's there because I was attempting to find what "I was into", because I felt uncomfortable being different than others.
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>>30622664
I can related about the first stuff. My dream was to be in the army and fight bad guys around the world for freedom but when I got a little older I realized its not that simple and really not true. Its funny, I agree that some cops are cunts and the military is a little self righteous at the moment, but the instant I hear a teenager or millennial say this I roll my eyes and ignore them for being whiny bitches even though I do agree with them on some level. Theres just something about being told how the world works by a 20 year old that doesnt sit right with me
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I wasn't scared when I was shot at and almost died in an IED ambush onna deployment.

I am not scared of pretty shady underground 'street' MMA fights. Even though this has resulted in injuries that bar me from getting deployed anymore.

At first I was scared of street racing but not anymore. I don't get a rush from it anymore either.

Literally the only thing I am legit scared of is asking girls out. And thus I am a kissless virgin. Which is pretty fucked up considering that I am quite a daredevil.

I do stupid stuff and stunts and sometimes I wish that I'd get killed because I hate myself and I hate being lonely.
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I'm really jealous at how easily people can buy WW2 machine guns in the middle east.
I just want an automatic DP-28 goddammit!
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>>30621361
>>30621297
see a doctor you fag, you can get help to be less of a psycho all the time
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>>30613560
Anon pls
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>>30607754

i kind of regret buying an AR because its so modular that whenever i get an itch to change something i end up spending a ton of money to change the configuration only to change it again later.

with the ak it was changing the wood furniture and changing the sling, and both are cheap af.
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>>30618874
they usually go hand in hand
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>>30609115
I thought I was the only one. I wouldnt mind everything going back to the way it was years ago, but seeing as that wont happen im riding out the crazy train. Each time their is a new mass murder I feel a little more alive and appreciate life
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>>30611636
look into other units, maybe detective work. Working the beat can crush your soul. find a new spark
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>>30620126
>There's so much to learn about, but not enough time
its not that I dont have any idea what to do with my life like some people, in fact I have like 7 different things I could do theyre just all very different. Im terrified of making the wrong choice
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>>30620564
reddit is surprisingly pro gun. Or at least not vapidly anti gun for the most part. the website is a disaster organization wise though
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>>30609142

i always liked the idea of living there when i was a kid because every movie worth a shit in the 80s and 90s were filmed in LA, plus duke nukem and shit like that.

then when i became an adult and found out about all the stupid gun laws and car restrictions and sjw bullshit it bummed me out because ill never live in cool, gritty 80s LA and skateboard in peoples pools and go to the whiskey a go go and see cool bands.

muh feels man, muh feels. south florida is like a ghettoer version of LA and we have annoying east coasters living down here.
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>>30617645
ive only been at it for a week.
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My (now ex)wife caught me masturbating to clown porn with a x54r in my bunghole

I am still embarassed to this day, only because I was caught
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>>30617358
This is why I own a g3. Rainbow six Vegas 1/2
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I'm decently happy with my life but have some weird complexes from shit.

I don't understand why but I've been told by multiple people, including my first gf, that they thought I was gay. When I ask why they say it's because of how I dress and handle myself, that I'm very nice. I don't get it and I don't see why it's still happening considering I've changed completely from skinny twink in high school to stout mean neonazi looking dude and it still happens occasionally.

Oh also I'm a nervous piece of shit and probably going to amount to nothing, but that's not much of a secret.
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The biggest reason for me getting over my ex was the thought of retaking Rhodesia. What a beautiful sight it would be
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I am a weird mixture of a liberal and right winger. The best I can describe it as is that I'm 100% pro-freedom. I believe all gun laws should be repealed, that all drugs should be decriminalized, that Obamacare should he repealed, that affirmative action should be banned, that we should not take any refugees unless they got here of their own accords through legal manners, that the BLM protests are justified in their rage and that the cops they target are part of an unjust system that is actively against them.

This is the closest thing to my political ideology in one picture.
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>>30629806

>I'm a Libertarian

Wasn't that easier?
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>>30629854
No, because I also don't agree with Libertarians' non-interventionist ideology. Our planet is entirely too connected for us (and by that I mean the United States,) to bury our heads in the sand and pretend like the world's problems won't affect us.
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>>30607754
>I'm only alive bc of a light primer strike
>tried to kill myself three months ago
>wrote note set affairs in order
>muster up courage
>grab trusty Glock 19
>tap, rack
>no bang

Federal ammo saved my life by not working. I have a new lease on life.
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>>30621213
I own 18. Haven't been shooting for months. Just not a priority right now.
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>>30624165
>My dream was to be in the army and fight bad guys around the world

I wonder how many people are enlisted thought this exact same thing and ended up in a kitchen, laundry, seamstress, truck driver, or other very important logistic job that probably feels completely worthless.

I work 911. I know those feels for sure....
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>>30629806
I was with you until the cop thing. some cops are dicks and that needs to be accounted for but for the most part it has been. you dont hear about the ones who loose their jobs or face jail time for abuse but it happens
>unjust system
dont break the fucking law and you'll be fine. its no more "unjust" against whites, asian, or Hispanics. Its not our fault they commit half of the violent crime in this country
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>>30617645
>Oscar's Porn Reviews
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>>30616137
I have felt it too. But I wouldn't call my experience electrifying. It was more of a sudden all encompassing sense of comfort and something else I can't quite put my finger on, I want to call it sympathy but that doesn't feel like the right word. So yeah, I believe too.
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I was Adopted and raised by a extremely religious Mother and Father. Father was a Hospital Chaplain(and Police Chaplin) and ordained Minister who obtained his PhD in the Ministry and wrote his thesis on Clinical Ethics. Mother obtained a masters in Christian Education. I was exposed to death from an early childhood age and always knew I and my sister were adopted. My adoptive mother is extremely Anti-Gun and My father is a the for them. I didn't buy my first Personal Firearm until I was 29 but have been shooting since I was 12. Now at 32 I have 3 Rifles (.22lr, AR-15, RPR in 6.5C) and 4 Pistols.(2x22lr 22/45 and a Revolver that was my Grandfather's, Glock 20 (10mm)and Colt Delta Elite(10mm). I really like talking to my mother about firearms because it gets her riled up and flustered.

I am Burned out on the IT Career but it pays better than Law enforcement so that Is why I am starting a second Career as a Reserve Deputy With the local County.

Over the last year I have really gotten to love Long Range Shooting and at times can Imagine using those skills in the real world very easily. Hitting 900 Yard Targets is rather easy for me and I need to reach out further.
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>>30607754
>I feel like everyone should learn how to shut the fuck up.
>I have more in common with people from the east then i do with my own race.. they have respect and take care of eachother while we just complain about dumb shit 24/7 and chase rainbows.
>the world has wayyyy to much people in it.
>there will be a happening soon, one way or another. the world is in a pressure cooker and we all feel it
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>>30617358
>tfw the only guns you want are the ones you use in vidya

>>30628884
I'm pretty sure the Rainbow Six games have turned me into an H&K fanboy.
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>>30607754
I would>>30607754
be fine with an new awb that made them tax stamp items.
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>>30630321
Hickok saved your life
Praise Hickok
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>>30608531
I can only vouch for Navy, but if you don't want SJW fuckery then DON'T join any rates that have you sitting in an air conditioned room like HM, CT, IT, ect. Those rates are swimming with fags and women. If you really want to be a corpsman, you can talk to your recruiter about FMF, but you could get screwed and end up an HM if you don't get it guaranteed in your contract.
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I'm pretty sure I'm turning into an alcoholic, but it's the only way I can deal with my shit life and host of mental issues and keep passing drug tests so I don't care.
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>>30615036

I was you, until i discovered my mortality. Just do some crazy shit, unlock that thought of "Holy fuck i dont have forever" and you wont give a fuck and just go for it.
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>>30607754
When I got my first 'real' gun I had no idea how to properly clean a sporting rifle, especially one that was new in the box. Now I had heard that oil/grease/lube that they applied to the guns from the factory should be cleaned off as they'll do more harm than good. I decided that the best way to do this was the same as what I did with my 90+ yo 22lr. I soaked the thing in Ballistol. Never have I made such a grave mistake in my life. Unlike the 22, the AR had all kinds places where oil pools up. Wiped it down as best I could but the gun wont ever be the same. To this very day all the pins and detents 'weep' oil.
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