>guns? Fucking pussy, just fight like a REAL man
NANI
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"Real men use guns."
>[8mm Mauser to the chest]
> just use your fists
>>30419194
Ok, where's your mother? Because the only true way way to fight another man is to fuck his mother.
>>30419357
As you can see from the pic, she's holding the camera.
Alvin York, Ben Saloman, & Smedley Butler disagree.
#classycarry
tch, dobe
>>30419976
>uncovered trigger
I'm triggered
>>30419976
>There's someone who looked at Wizard from Black Lagoon and thought it was unironically cool
>>30419199
NINPO ! SHARU NOTU BE INUFURINIDJU NO JUSTU !
>>30419995
>he doesn't want to be roommates with Sawyer and Shenhua
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>>30419194
Nice stamped sheet metal, wave frosted, sword-like object there.
>Pshhh, nuthin' personnel, kid
>>30420048
Is there a higher resolution of dat creepy feet pls?
>>30419222
>8mm Mauser
why don't you use a real bullet, gramps?
>>30420172
>>30419199
NOT SO FAST BUDDY
>>30419976
>Extensive hat collection in background
Of course.
>fighting with honor
>>30419194
>Physical fighting? Fucking pussy, real men fight with their intellect
>>30419362
Never mind, keep his mother away from me. Jesus Christ, like a testicle with teeth.
>>30420196
Thanku
>>30420204
When did we make those great edits?
>>30419194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs
>>30420204
I'd rather fight like a living man.
Pretty sure that's against at least one of the Evil Overlord rules.
Troops, shoot him.
>>30419194
Racist. Just because I'm asian you think I know blades or kung fu? You make me sick.
*BANG*
>>30419194
Nah
>>30419194
>kitana
Swords?
Fight like a real man
>>30419194
>Mom, don't forget to make this look as cool as possible
>ok hun
>>30419199
DONT LOSE YOUR WAAAAAAY
>>30419194
I'm a disabled veteran, I can neither run nor fight with my fists. Kindly fuck off
>>30420728
Disable THIS *whips out dick*
Thank you for your service
>>30420266
Holy shit. I thought it was just some meme bullshit and ppl like that were just being ironic with their fedoras but wow.
>>30420691
I keked
>>30419194
>Gun show tachi
>Fedora
>Mom taking pic of this scene
>>30419194
>>30421097
When did this style of hat become associated with jap swords, bad facial hair, and atheism? Genuinely curious.
>>30421223
>bad facial hair
I didn't even notice the Amish chinstrap until I read that. Fucking LMAO.
>>30419194
But I'm not a man.
>5'11" K I N G M A N L E T
>>30421223
When these beta faggots think that masculinity comes from clothes, thinking a hat can suddenly make them James Dean.
Also why do people think a sword is an acceptable weapon, I mean come on it's 2016(For once in my life I am using that phrase with out any irony). I don't have anything against them , but they should never be considered you first choice for personal defense. I you have the money to by a sword that you could take into a fight you can by a pretty damn good handgun.
>>30421223
Nerds.
That's really the long and the short of it. People become so hung up about not being able to interact with their peers, that they start reaching wildly in any direction for an identity. Some other decade (fedoras, weird facial hair). Some other culture (anime, katanas). Some other point of view (either athiesm or Norse paganism or a general obsessive interest in philosophy, or whatever). Surely there is some place for people like me. I'm so different from these ordinary humans, with their filthy sex drive and pop music. I'm just misplaced.
Source: I was that guy for a good number of bad years until I gradually learned that people aren't that bad.
>>30421291
>5'11"
>manlet
Whoever decided that manletness was about height and not muscle needs to be shot.
FYI you're on the high side of average human height, even when grouped by country.
>>30421204
If you're going to tote around a katakana you may as well have some moves. I can dig it.
>>30421397
That sounds exactly like something a manlet would say to justify his short height desu famalam.
>>30421406
Where can I learn to wield foreign alphabets?
>>30419199
>>30421397
>His height doesn't start with a 6
>smuganimeface.jpg
Oh and I'm 130lbs no muscle so....
>>30421449
>>30421487
If I didn't know any better I'd say you weren't taking this discussion about height on an underwater basket weaving forum seriously
>>30419995
Let's be fair, he's pretty much the only person in the entire show to ever think of wearing body armor, so there's got to be more in his head than just long-winded speeches.
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>>30421487
>>30420331
This guy gets it.
>>30420331
he didn't fly so good
>>30421316
Teenagers living with mom and dad can get swords a lot easier than firearms. That's why the only adults you see dweebing out like this are pathetic NEETs that still live with their parents.
>>30419976
That IS classy as fuck
10/10 would kill mummies with you
>>30419194
>just punch them XD
