>Gear check, fambino!
What do?
>"Gear check!"
>I tense up from the shout behind me
>I always knew this moment would come
>I slowly turn around and am greeted by the sight of a disgusting beast
>I watch for what couldn't have been more than half a second as drool escaped from his gaping maw
>At this point I'm trembling with fear
>"Dude gear check?"
>It turns slightly to the right in a confused state and starts talking to something in its pocket
>"Dude, tactical doodle thinks you're pretty weak"
>"tt-tactical doodle," I manage to squeak out still gripped with terror
>"ya man," it shouts, mouth flapping and spittle flying everywhere, "look!"
>It pulls out an aborted fetus
>I scream
>He starts to discuss the philosophy of use of screams
>I scream harder and blackout
8/10 went better than I thought. Turns out the fetus is a bretty cool guy
>Kiss him in his spastic lips
AAAAWWWWWHUUUUU!!!!
WWHHHHPPPSSSSHHHHHH!!!!
WITCHASSSSS!!!!
>>30155868
Outstanding
I don't watch his channel what is a gear check?
>>30156735
Usually someone approaches him to say hi and he basically says gear check. He then expects you to empty everything you have on you. The. He makes fun of you if you're not carrying then. He used to do them a few years ago and in a recent video he expressed the want to do them again.
>Mfw there are actually people that walk around with a shit ton of useless bullshit
Why? Why carry all that shit that you won't even use once?
I know several of these people and its fucking hilarious. They try to find a situation to use their tactical knives and what not just to prove that they are useless in their daily, boring lives.
>Punch him in the dick
sorry bro, thought you said cup check
>>30157292
Definitely could come in handy if you live in the middle of no where, driving 45+ minutes just to go to the hardware store.
>gear check
>act like im reaching into my back pocket
>actually reaching into my pants
>shit in my hand
>nice solid log
>hand it to him
>yeah this is my microtech
>>30157292
a knife is one of the least useless pieces of kit seizurelips suggests
I probably use my knife about once a week. Opening stuff and preparing food, mostly.
piling shit into your pockets is a waste though. what are you gonna do with two flashlights during the day? I don't even tend to use flashlights at night because I'm not blind
>>30157458
>I don't even tend to use flashlights at night because I'm not blind
Nice nightvision
Son check
>>30155868
10/10 -IGN
>>30155787
NO DADDY NO
I'LL BE A GOOD BOY
>>30157458
Then you don't do anything serious. I use my knife 10 times a day at least. It's not hard to not use a knife when your skin is grafted to your mouse and keyboard. Do you use your knife to open the package of used underwear you bought from some trap in Japan? Get fukkin gud kid.
>>30157998
Too soon
>>30158234
>having a well-paying job that demands education and discernment is "not serious"
Yup, I guess we all can't be plumbers like you. It's such a shame I don't get to use my knife 10 times a day, I basically cry myself to sleep.
>>30158254
I don't watch his channel that much. What am I missing?
>gear check is anti-opsec
>get fucked weird lips
>>30159053
Actually being a surveyor does require being educated. I also make more money than you.
>>30157292
There's nothing wrong with carrying a small multitool, knife, and flashlight, the problem comes when they edc a top, 3 fixed blade knifes, 2 firestaters, 16 mag changes, ar500 plates, a flaregun and pocket constitution to make sure the 2nd amendment didn't disappear each morning
>>30155868
Heres the pic to go with it.
>>30156735
>Larue
>>30159324
This.
I like having a knife in my pocket, I like having a multitool, a flashlight, a set of computer screwdrivers, and a first aid kit in my work bag, and I like having a comprehensive set of car tools in my trunk.
All of these things (except the first aid) have come in handy before.
>>30157998
Doesn't he have two kids? Did one of them die?
>>30159384
What. The. FUCK. Is this?!?!
>>30159496
nutn with his miscarried daughter. The man's literally insane
>>30155787
>20+ year distinguished career as Air Force Pilot
>multiple deployments
>actually uses gear he reviews and tests it in the field
>detailed videos reviewing pieces of equipment from both ends of the spectrum
>huge knife collection
>huge gun collection
>successful YouTube channel
Do you guys hate him because he's s Mormon or mildly autistic or recommends carrying a huge EDC kit for preparedness or what?
>>30159533
Because of>>30159519
And he's generally full of shit, rude, and a fucking jackass.
>>30159577
You act like you've met him. Extremely religious people are weird like that with kids
>>30159496
That's Nutn with wifey & TacticalPoodle
>>30159519
When the fuck was this and how is this picture around.
>>30155868
>>30155787
Take it as a threat against my life and mag dump into him as he makes comic book sound effects with his mouth as he dies
>>30159099
stillborn kid
>>30157343
Lel.
>>30155787
>Pull out pepper spray.
>Point it at autist.
>Claim discrimination against assault helicopters by air force fag.
>Demand he leave my safe space.
>Spray autistic attention whore in the eyes.
>Kick him in the nutinfancies.
>>30159533
Being an autistic mormon doesn't help, but generally he is long winded, has no self awareness about his autism, has no sense of modesty about inventing new terminology and acting like he is the world's foremost gun academic even though he just does YouTube reviews.
Beyond that, his videos are way too long even considering how much good info is in each of them, and he makes videos on topics he knows nothing about such as Katanas.
Basically he's autism incarnate. This especially pisses me off as I am myself a high functioning autistic engineer and I dedicate a lot of willpower to not being a completely oblivious self centered nitpicking asshole.
>>30157458
I keep a 20 dollar streamlight penloght that uses a AAA and lasts about 2 hours...not super bright but I use it for bore and gun internal inspection and at might night guard job.
Whole it's not super brightlike the bigger tacticle models, it's still too bright to use medically as a wye pupil inspection light.
>>30159496
I still can't get over how many TNPers have not seen this video or his other cringe videos when he hasn't taken them down.
How do you guys sub to his channel but not watch all his vids?
Well, long story short, nutnfancy has been revealing more and more about his personal life in the past year...stuff you really shouldn't make public, as it kind of paints him as being damaged or crazy.
Anti gun types will use him against us due to his popularity and assume or suggest we are just as messed up as him.
>>30159623
Nutn fancy put it up himself, dewd.
>>30159619
Underrated
>>30159384
Fucking religious nutters. Not even once.
>>30159920
are any of these videos still up somewhere?
>>30159920
The XOOTR video is gold
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEA_KpJszas
People legit underestimate this man's autism
>>30159920
What videos are you refering to?
The daughter he never had videos? the how to raise your son videos? the I've been living in a van for years videos? the why dont you pull over and lets fuck video?
>>30155787
I carry a knife, multitool, light, chapstick and buttplug.
I think im ready to go
>>30160125
compact or full size plug?
>>30160125
Pics or it didn't happen
>>30160166
K
>>30160146
You tell me
>>30159264
What does he do?
I'm a molecular physicist and I use my knife like 3 times a week. Am I Super Wuss? Do you make more money than I do?
>>30159533
You can do all that stuff and be chill you know.
Nothing wrong with being prepared but being on edge seems unnecessary
>>30155787
"AM I BEING DETAINED?!"
>>30160070
Yes, his bloody channel.
The only video he ever censored was him friving on oakland talking about being a white boi on a black neighborhood.
>>30160106
His pizza hut video honestly made me drink some shots at how retardedly happy he is eating a pizza alone by himself...it was like aeeing a red door and wanting to paint it black.
>>30159623
He literally put it up on youtube for everyone to see, saw absolutely nothing wrong with showing the world his stillborn.
Nutnfancy is pretty fucked honestly, I feel bad for his kid.
>>30157458
i have a tiny fenix AAA light on my keychain. basically weighs what the battery is plus a couple grams. comes in handy.
>>30160353
>molecular physicist
What, like transport phenomena? Biological dynamics? Electronic structure theory? Relativistic quantum theory and its applications to bioinorganic medical chemistry?
Not the other guy I'm just curious
>>30155787
>show him my EOTech bottle opener on my keys, my tiny knife and my M&P-9.
>he says "nice gat"
>turn 360 and walk away
>>30159384
But it dindu nutn..fancy.
>>30155868
>>30160567
I don't consent to searches.
>>30159324
>make sure the 2nd amendment didn't disappear each morning
kek
>>30157292
>>30160746
you forgot about the silencerco factory tour, where he creeps out on the hot receptionist.
>>30157391
id reach back to grab a handful of tactical pocket sand, throw it in his eyes and run
>>30160254
hahahaha fuck, thats awesome
>>30159533
I actually have no problem with nutnfancy. The more I watch his channel, the more I just see him as kind of an adventuring uncle who banters a lot. His hiking videos are actually really nice.
I think his gear check only includes a gun, flashlight, knife, and multitool. Not sure how easy it is to carry all of them without causing pant-sag.
>>30159700
I think he keeps on inventing new terminology, because in his day job with the Air Force, he had to set up educational programs for pilots.
>>30157292
>Why? Why carry all that shit that you won't even use once?
For some reason, you're really moving down the anti-gunner philosophy of "Why do you need to carry a gun when you will virtually never get assaulted by pure statistical chance alone?"
Let's not walk down that shitty path, anon.
>>30163735
HE STROKES AMONG US
