"Real sorry about this, again" edition
Feel free to contribute your own humorous fictional (or real)) gun shop experiences.
FAQ
Q: Why are your stories shit?
A: I'm very, very sorry. I started doing these threads like a year ago, in which I told real stories. Eventually I ran out of good stories, so they became more and more fictionalized. At this point they are very low quality and completely insane.
Q: What's with the German Shepherds in your stories and why do they sometimes look like Golden Retrievers?
A: During one of the...
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>standing at counter trying to reassemble a sig p226 that i broke
>customer walks up casually like he's a customer or something
>get ready for customer to start making face hole noises with his mouth hole on his face
>he starts to say hello
>now's my chance
>sprint as hard and fast as i can straight out the front door of our shop
>trip over parking...
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here we go
>>29896110
later that week
>the supply drawer i've been filling with all the sigs i break is starting to get full
>boss comes by and asks me why the case looks so empty
>tell him i've been selling a lot of guns lately, he gives me a raise
>radio check
>"copy"
>radio check can you guys hear me
>"we...
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sks general: innawoods edition
Was also planning on dropping my gun into a fiberglass jungle stock. Does anyone have any experience with the jungle stocks? Did you have to do any fitting for yours?
The one problem with my gun is that it's a pain in the fucking ass to get the trigger group to snap back into the receiver bracket. I'm wondering if it's just poor stock fitting or what.
How much heavier is the yugo from something like a type 56? Is it really that noticeable, or am I just a pussy?
Be honest, how many of you secretly hope for some kind of happening so you can operate/go innawoods/bug out?
Pic related
>tfw working on a hydroponic farm
something better happen or it'll be thousands of dollars down the fucking drain
>>29896014
I'd like there to be some sort of scenario where zombies/aliens/whatever appear and society doesn't collapse but the military can't kill all of them and everybody carries and shoots them on a daily basis.
>>29896156
use a couple of those trays/buckets and grow some weed to offset those costs, dummy
Hey /k/ I have been wanting to buy a nice rifle for under $500 for my first gun but I'm not sure what to get. What do you guys suggest?
what will you use the rifle for?
do you have experience with firearms?
>>29895643
No.1 Mk III*
No. 4 Mk1*
M48
M27/47
M39
M28
Some Turkshit Mausers
You may be able to find some M1917s for under 500 and if you do buy it.
M44 mosin
/ak/ thread anyone?
Finally.
Also, where the flying fuck is the English translation for upotte manga chapter 70?
>>29895339
Of course.
She's just so cold and human.
I fookin love me some propaganda, bonus points if its from the "Cold" War and/or isnt seen here very often. Dumping what little I have
original /k/ propaganda, 2016ish
Rusky internal propaganda
Didn't see one so I'm making one.
Pastebin(Updated 4/6): http://pastebin.com/EZCrqG5n
Current news:
>AR-15 Petiton draft submitted to parlament, Cutoff May 7. 24.5k and counting.
http://www.e111.ca
>Petition to add property rights to the charter. Cutoff May 13. 4.3k and counting.
https://petitions.parl.gc.ca/en/Petition/Details?Petition=e-124
>Bill C-230 An Act to amend the Criminal Code (firearm — definition of variant) Status: Introduced
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I want to go shooting with my friends
So any thoughts on how that AR petition is gonna go?
What is your favorite MRE? If not military MRE's which other store bought ones do you like?
>>29894592
Mountain House have some really good just add water ones that are super tasty. I know that one anon is eating a 10 can of chili-mac but they really do have a good selection that tastes good.
>>29894592
Beef Enchiladas, USA MRE
Probably the BBQ pork one.
What's the point of laws prohibiting homemade bombs? Why can't people just do what they want?
Because there are very few legitimate uses for pipe bombs
having said that you can demolish anything you want on your own property I think depending on the state
>>29893858
So that when a bomb sniffing dog finds 30kg of explosive outside a day care center they don't just have to shrug and say "well he ain't set it off yet."
>>29893858
Generally "indiscriminate" weapons are no-no.
What military vehicles are famous for their mass production and ease of repair?
The 1911
>>29893600
GLOCK 19 CONFIRMED FOR SOCOM'S SIDE ARM OF CHOICE
https://sofrep.com/53591/socom-adopts-glock-19-will-big-army-follow/
SIG FAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>29893460
Never gets used so may as well carry the lightest thing you can.
>>29893478
Found the sig fag
Socom would just rather have a spare grenade
Picked up a P64 on armslist today for $150, pretty heavily used. I would post my own picture but im at work right now. This is my second firearm, my other is a nugget.
What do you guys think, did I goof? do alright? I love these communist bloc weapons.
Also please share any other communist bloc milsurp you guys know of.
So far I love the pistol, the fucking double action pull is out of this world hard though.
>>29893365
>I love these communist bloc weapons.
You literally got it because it was $150. You don't have an actual interest in combloc weapons, sorry.
Breddy gud anon.
>>29893365
Could be a lot worse/10
I know this is far fetched, but is it possible that any one of you has the bayonet that matches my nugget? Any other forum on which I can ask fellow nugget owners? My nugget's serial is Tж3000. I know, it's stupid. But it certainly exists somewhere, even if inside a /k/ommando's butthole
>>29893358
there is no certainty that it exists,it's probably rusting in some skeletons ribcage somewhere.
>>29893358
Nigga are you serious?
>>29893358
Man, you know how many Mosin bayonets exist?
Alchohal tobacco firearms and food.
What's for dinner tonight /k/?
>>29893334
Your mother's breast milk.
>>29893334
>smoking and eating
Lol this nigga don't even know flavor
>>29893334
>2016
>poisoning your body
can we have one of these threads?
>>29893244
No.
>>29893244
Memes are for Reddit and Twitter
>>29893314
>on the website that literally invented memes