Hooray! The Chihaya thread is no more! Let's celebrate by talking about your favorite idols and why they're better than Chihaya!
My favorite idol is Imai-san. She's a female sexual predator with a heart of gold.
I give this thread three days at most.
>>14639712
Literally who?
Never heard of her.
Here's my official top 5 of Idolmasters, as someone who never played the game (?) / watched the anime (?) and only knows them from various hentai doujins and pictures:
#1Yayoi
>impoverished loli with high quality material
#2 Makoto
>cute tomboy, tomboy is better than loli but ultimately Makoto doesn't stand out that much compared to other tomboys
#3 Hibiki
>definitely not someone you would marry but she is a very good exotic Okinawan sex toy
#4 Miki
>I know she's a slut but she has some very good hentai material and the best blonde haired Idolmaster
#5Chihaya
>I don't even know why
Honorary mention: Anzu
>blonde haired loli with good h-stuff but ruined by obviously being a fake neet, that's why she will never make it into a top list
Disclaimer:
I use ">" to quote my own Idolmaster fap guide / journal.
Haruka is the more feminine idol
Best idol right here
>>14639723
Miki is NOT a slut. Please remember that when posting your preferences the next time.
Bring out Miki!
>>14639949
No one knows who that is.
>>14639955
>Miki is NOT a slut.
This. Miki is just a cute flirtatious teenage girl. Being curious about the opposite sex doesn't make you a slut.
>>14640010
You must have brain damage if you don't know her and lurk /jp/ since the little shit is fucking everywhere.
>>14640092
Just because Sachiko is everywhere on /jp/ doesn't mean she's a known Idol.
>>14640029
She's certainly more immodest than the chi' though
>>14640184
http://strawpoll.me/6584430
>>14640190
I voted for Chiichan to spite all you Miki haters. Fuck you!!
>>14640295
Joke's on you, I voted for her too.
>>14639665
You don't understand the art in this image and the implications of the upper dish not falling while the lower one falls quickly without problems.
>>14640431
It's easy, friend - the implication is that Chii's chest is even flatter than her face, giving the cake less surface to hold on to, thus sliding down easily.
>>14639949
Can someone please post that picture of Sachiko eating natto in a public toilet stall next to the window?
I really need it.
>>14641277
Please?
>>14641904
NO!
This one is the bestest of them all
>>14644580
That's not Sachiko eating natto...
I don't dislike Chihaya, but I prefer my cool idols to actually be cool.
>>14645491
Here's Sachiko eating lunch at a public toilet at least.
>>14645515
Arigato.
>>14646513
Speak english, weeb.
Since there's no Chihaya thread yet, can she stay and hang out here with her fellow idols in the meantime?
>>14647280
>iPhone
Leave!!
Post your favourite image of Haruka feeding Chihaya a burger.
And go.
>>14647806
Why did /jp/ turn so hostile to Chihaya?
I miss the Gang Bang Chihaya thread...
Jealousy turns to passion....
>>14649681
Chihaya is a washed up idol.
>>14645515
This is one of my favorite pictures of Sachikong.
>>14649719
Pretty sure she is jealous of Miki, not Tak a ne.
>>14649852
Takane is objectively more fertile than Miki. Therefore, a barren girl like Chihaya is going to be more jealous of her.
>>14649996
Chihaya Shijou has such a ring to it.
inb4
>>14647806
There could be hundreds of such an image
But this one by far has got to be my favorite
>>14650376
is Haruka a GAIJIN LOVER and she forces Chihaya to eat burger because it's american??
>>14650383
Yes
She loves to force American things down Chi-chan's throat
It's for her own good this time though
As not even a native would want to shack up with Chihaya.
>>14650346
Happy birthday Takane!
Shooting my swimmers into Chihaya's barren depths!
Does Takane have autism? She seems off.
>>14651193
I bet this is the same anon who said the word "swimmers" on /jp/ in every single post in the last two months.
>>14653900
You too, huh?
>>14653911
I donnot understand.
>>14651193
Chihaya is NOT barren!!!
>>14649725
You mean WASH BOARD idol.
>>14653963
Are her teats hanging out or not?
>>14653963
Yes she is.
>>14651220
Morbid autism and terminal chuunibyou
>>14654859
Was she born with it?
>>14653963
Is Chihaya "(baby I'm) worth it"?
Do you think that I would impress Chihayo with my 100% authentic Drake meme dance from Hotline Bling? I'm not really black, just Indian (from India), but she might think I am the real thing.
Oikawa is my favorite and she was probably infected with cowtit disease from all the cows she comes in contact with, also drinking all that milk probably wouldn't of helped her.
>>14656772
Definitely not.
I want Chihaya to fall on hard times so she has to move in with me.
>>14658770
Hehe.
Marisa is an idol too!
>>14659865
>>14659865
>>14659872
No idea who these losers are!
What does Chihaya smell like?
Chihaya is a WHORE. All flat chested women in Japan are massive whores, they whore themselves around because of their flat chest to get Cheddou's dick.
>>14666541
2D =/= 3D. Chihaya is PURE.
'Chihaya' is pronounced almost like the russian word 'тихая' (feminine form of 'quiet'), I wonder if this is intentional.
>>14667042
Chihaya is too unsexy to be Quiet. Once again, Miki beats Chihaya.
>>14667042
Fuck off Vasily. Japan will bomb you to Stone Age, you damn enemies of freedom. They won't care if you're a fellow anime lover. You are just another filthy vatnik to them and a mere civilian accident that got blown up (by a Japanese super modern jet with the Idolmaster 'Chihaya' drawn on it!) because their Greatest Ally, USA, hell yeah, demands it!
>>14667368
Fuck off to /v/, kojimadrone.
>>14667417
How about YOU get out of /jp/ nerd?
Bang bang thread again never.
We hate Chihaya on /jp/, sega, sega
She'll be a big girl soon.
Chihaya as a cat!
>>14671450
Not flat enough.
>>14667594
The bang bang thread breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The thread begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as the chill rains come, it slows and leaves you to face the fall alone. You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are all twilight, when you need it most,
it stops.
>>14673934
But it began in late summer.
I can see your underwear, Chi-chan.
>>14678244
What's that darker area on her skirt? Did she shit herself?
>>14681211
Yes, that's classic Cheehayo.
page 9??
>>14681211
>>14681783
no she wouldn't! she's mature and ladylike she would never do that!
>>14686234
then how do you explain it?
There is nothing wrong with flat idols.
>>14688080
>>14688080
What about fat idols?
>>14689695
Why didn't you save her?
>>14693281
Save her from what? Slipping on her own feces and falling into it?
Sounds like an appropriate place for Chihaya to lay in.
>>14693292
It's not faeces...it's chocolate! I hope.....
>>14690103
Yes it is you fucking fattie.
>>14695742
I called the police on you, misogynist.
>>14701891
I don't see why this is a bad thing.
>>14702287
Who are you replying to?
>>14703022
This guy.
>>14703024
So I guess it is a bad thing that Chihaya supports him after all when that post was deleted, eh?
Chihaya=blown the fuck out.
>>14693281
Chihaya and Boris! My two favorite things in this world.
Just kidding, I don't particularly like Chihaya.
>>14703571
Boris? BORIS?
You mean borscht, don't you, dweaboo?
>>14704486
No, he means Boris, the Japanese metal band whose album, Feedbacker, that picture is a parody of.
>>14704528
You listen to metal? That's gross. Chihaya wouldn't date a gross gaijin like you!
Meanwhile I'll rap some Drake song for her and she all mine.
>>14705026
Chihaya loves rap and black men.
>>14710459
Chihaya is a black girl at heart - her hobby is twerking because it lets her showcase her superior African booty over other idols' meager Asian behinds.
>>14710559
Implying Chihaya has a booty.
>>14710567
which idol has the ghettoist booty?
>>14710838
Miki.
>>14710844
But Miki doesn't have to fuck blacks, she has the best body so she gets all the White alphas.
>>14710459
delet this
>>14710838
Yukiho.
Please stop talking about other idols in Chihaya's thread.
>>14639665
It's okay now.
Remember that their personalities are nothing like they present themselves in the anime.
>>14717364
Chihaya's shit no matter what bro just admit it.
What color are Chihaya's eyes officially supposed to be? They were brown in the anime but in some games they are either grey or a weird amber color.
>>14717885
I think they're supposed to be amber gray official but they vary by brightness depending on the artist, sometimes ending up either light gray or brown.
>>14718214
Dammit, I had hoped from the thumbnail to see some upskirt nopan butt.
>>14639723
The Chang is not a loli
>>14720920
you're the chang
Be the chang you wanna see in the world!
>>14722375
so be invisible?
>>14722501
n-nani?
I hate it when /jp/ bullies Chihaya.
>>14722862
it's funny because there's not much bad about her, she's fairly plain. although in a way, that makes her a lame idol, but to some that might be what they're into, but /jp/ can tell she would probably talk smack about them so their instincts make them form a counterattack on her flatness. in my case, i just attack the fact she's such a midget, at least with respect to me, due to that one official art pic where she's on the plane and she's such a shoujlet next to the producer.
>>14723034
You're a lame idol!!!!
>>14722862
>>14723034
I bully her because I like her, dummy.
>>14721494
Changalangalang
>>14723175
What would you do to her?
>>14723237
Take her to the beach for some surfing.
So we go to the store to get a nice board, I take a blue one and for the rest of the day I pretend I can't tell apart the board from Chihaya.
Then cry because she probably left me the third time I made the joke.
>>14723419
You are not a nice man!
I want to hug Chihaya and protect her from the bullies of /jp/.
>>14725417
I want to protect the Chihaya thread from being on page 9.
>>14729791
Dummy!
This is the Chihaya bullying thread.
>>14729838
This. Avoid this thread.
RIP bang bang.
>>14729842
But there is no other Chihaya thread.
I want to inappropriately touch Chihaya on the street. She'll probably like the attention.
>>14731287
Don't molest Chihaya!
>>14731782
Don't deny Chihaya the only male attention she'll ever get.
>>14731882
Don't be mean, Chihaya gets lots of male attention all the time, I'm sure.
>>14731907
No she really doesn't. What kind of man is going to pay attention to stick figure? A man is going to focus on a supple and erotic body like Miki's
>>14731921
Fuck you!!!
>>14731928
Don't get upset. Its just nature. Men are born to like cute sexy bodies like Miki and not dull flat girls like Chihaya. Chihaya can cry all she wants on /r9k/.
>>14732018
Suck it, nerd. This is a thread for sexy idols.
Please do not drive away the Chihaya. Not all idols are like Miki; some of them need Chihaya's assistance to look hot.
Just a reminder that Chihaya is infertile. Please don't make the mistake of marrying an idol incapable of having children.
>>14732874
I wouldn't mind making that mistake.
>>14732916
Actually the breeding idol is Takane.
>>14732874
Do you seriously want to have children in this soon to be post-apocalyptic world?
>>14734836
I want to impregnate Chihaya!
>>14734842
But you can't, read the thread.
I like Mami the idol.
>>14734836
If I can't have kids then what's the point of even interacting with girls?
>>14736006
I'm going to do it anyway.
>>14736330
To derive pleasure from sex with them, dummy.
That's why Miki is the most popular.
>>14736859
Miki is popular because she has a very reliable womb.
>>14737099
I would be careful, anon. She's already ended one life. Probably shouldn't mess around with her about this kind of thing.
>>14736244
I'm going to make Mami a mommy.
>>14737099
I'd blow that gook cunt's brains out if she dared to point a gun at me. This America bitch, you think you can outgun ME? Payback for Pearl Harbor!!
>>14737927
Will that automatically make Ami an Ommy?
>>14739849
I want to pinch the nipple of the cute one on the right.
The ugly one on the left can go.
>>14739574
P-please do not hurt my girlfriend, America-san.
>>14739860
>The ugly one on the left can go.
Go straight to my house.
>>14742018
But the court order I have here says you're not allowed within 50 feet of children.
>>14742740
The court order can't un-impregnate Mami.
>>14742804
Yes it can, it's called an abortion.
>>14742966
I'll flee with her to south america.
>>14743043
There's abortions in South America too. Not to mention that she herself would do it willingly, to remove that ugly gaijin's baby from her womb. She wants a handsome Japanese man like me.
>>14743188
But then her daughters will be just as flat as her.
>>14743207
There is nothing wrong with flat girls!
>>14743207
She isn't flat. She's big boobed compared to Chihayo.
>>14743224
t. chihayay
I will rape Chihaya and put it all on video and then release said video for free.
That will RUIN her idol career FOREVER!
And since that was the only thing she could do (she can't even be a JAV with those flat tits), she will actually marry me and follow me to my redneck trailer camp back in USA and be my obedient housewife (or else I beat her up).
HAHAHA!
>>14747097
Please don't do any of that.
Japan should go to war with America to protect their national treasure, Chihaya, from Americans.
>>14747585
There is no need for a war, I will protect her!
>>14747585
If your national treasure is Chihaya, your country isn't worth saving.
>>14747792
Are you kidding?
I wish my country had a national treasure like Chihaya. There are dozens of countries that wish they had at least Chihaya.
>>14747801
Not even third world african countries want chihaya,
>>14747801
This is American National Treasure, Takane
Annexed from Moon
>>14747824
Fitting because she has massive burgers, unlike flathaya.
>>14747837
Hey, if you think they're skimping you out on the burgers, talk to the manager or something. Chihaya's just there to serve food that somebody else prepared.
>>14747824
If Takane were my country's national treasure, I'd commit sudoku, and I am the one who said >>14747801
>>14748153
Please don't bully big autistic girls like Takan
>>14749348
She deserves it for being so priviledged.
>>14749450
Autism is privilege?
>>14749544
perfection is privilege
>>14749544
>>14751344
Her economic status which she didn't earn clearly is prividledge.
>>14751513
t. bernie
>>14752551
Ah, I forgot, there's "Trumpets" in this thread.
OFFICIAL IDOL FERTILITY RANKINGS.
Ultra mommy tier:
>Yayoi
>Takane
If you cum in these two at all, you're going to be a dad. No form of birth control works. Calendar method is useless, they ovulate 24/7. Impregnation will probably happen within the first week of trying.
Higher than average tier:
>Azusa
>Hibiki
>Mami
Contraception is possible, but it is still a risky move. I would recommend wearing a condom in combination with pills. Calendar method is not recommended. Impregnation is likely to happen within the first 2 months of trying.
Average tier:
>Iori
>Haruka
>Yukiho
>Miki
These girls are much more typical. You can safely get away with just pills. Calendar method is reliable if done correctly. It will probably take 3-5 months of trying for a baby to succeed.
Below average tier.
>Ami
>Makoto
These girls are much safer, although they are still capable. Pulling out is the only form of birth control you need. You're more likely to use the calendar method to try to conceive, rather than prevent, with these two. It will probably take 6 months to a year of trying before you get pregnant.
Sterile tier
>Chihaya
Cum inside all you want, there's nothing here. No medical treatments help either.
>>14753823
Idiot!!!
Exercising with Chihaya!
>>14756050
Chihaya is a landwhale and has no place in the idol business! She should learn from her fellow idol Kanako about the art of keeping her size down!
>>14755693
Wow, this is hot!
>>14753823
Azusa should be mommy tier
Cinderella Girls is the worst. There's just too many girls. It's way too busy.
What an unsightly thread.
>>14758516
P-please don't shoot me Chihaya-chan! I said nothing but nice things about you in this thread! Please don't go on a blind shooting rampage!
>>14759016
I saw you calling her flat and implying it's a bad thing!
>>14760269
That wasn't me! Please at least when you shoot me, shoot me through the heart (and you're to blame), I don't want my remains to be desecrated and humiliated by having my brains shot out!
Since it's Valentine's Day, I'm going to pleasure myself exclusively to Chihaya, my waifu, to celebrate!
>>14763317
I'm listening to choco fondue and today with me on repeat and crying.
>>14763317
I did the same but exclusively not to Chihaya, and your post made me feel bad about myself. It's okay - whatever it is that went wrong, I'll just assume it's Chihaya's fault.
>>14720920
Why do you call Yayoi "The Chang"?
>>14765662
Hello?
>>14769857
Is it me you're looking for?
>>14770036
Yes, why did you call Yayoi "The Chang"?
Chihaya raped the poster below me.
Pity him!!
I love you Chihaya!
>>14776273
haha what a loser!!
>>14776293
Dumb bully!
>>14776319
Bullying is actually a sign of attractiveness and big intellect.
It's a poor man's Bgang Bang Chihaya thread. Not the real thing, but nice enough.
>>14782122
RIP bang bang. This thred is horrible!
>>14785050
It's better than 0 Chihaya threads.
>>14789319
You could have let it die!
>>14785050
Y-you're horrible!
And they guy who also got deleted in >>14789621 got deleted in here too (13x) and he dislikes Chihaya too.
I guess we can conclude that people who hate Chihaya and Yayoi are the worst.
>>14789337
Just like Chihaya's brother!
>>14789680
Idiot!!!
>>14789705
You mean "baka"?
>>14765662
embarrassing
>>14797455
Please explain it to me, kudasai!
Chihaya taking a selfie from the 'hood #RollinWitThaBigBois
>>14808432
delete this
>>14809004
Seconded.
chihaya is really mean to her own friends it makes you wonder if she considers anyone a friend
>>14814680
That's taken out of context.
>>14799121
Onegai?
Start a new thread ppl, Then throw a cake / pie on her birthday.
>>14822786
No bullies allowed in the next thread.
>>14822801
exactly this
>>14822906
Who makes the dresses for idols? Look at that lint, it's poor craftsmanship.
>>14822937
She murdered the dressmaker. That is whythere is blood in her hair BANG BANG
>>14823045
Chihaya's natural hair color is actually red, but they were looking for a blue-haired songstress so she dyed it blue.
I think Chihaya and Shakka Ahmose (famous French singer) would make a nice couple.
Welcome to Chihaya's birthday bash!
Stand still so she can hand you your first serving of knuckle sandwich, right on the kisser! After that, you may wanna wash it down with some beverages. There's plenty of punch and kool-aid on the table, all served in Chihaya's favorite flavor (cyanide). Be sure to pick yourself a good spot in the house to be standing on before you drink, as due to time and resource constraints, Chihaya won't be burying everyone individually later. She'll simply burn the whole house down once the party is over. Have a great day and enjoy yourselves on this sacred occasion!
THIS THREAD WILL NEVER TAKE IT EASY.
>>14822937
She bought it at Wallmart.
I don't even hate or dislike Chihaya but I do enjoy joining the bullying.
>>14826998
idiot!!!
>>14826769
Chihaya's birthday is tomorrow, liar.
>>14827088
It's already 25th in Japan.
![[Coalgirls]_The_Idolmaster_15_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[676C1A65].mkv_snapshot_17.10_[2016.02.25_00.53.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GfTcYvc.jpg "[Coalgirls]_The_Idolmaster_15_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[676C1A65].mkv_snapshot_17.10_[2016.02.25_00.53.43].jpg")
Would you revere and worship the Harustein?
Happy Birthday Chiahya-chan!!
Please don't bully Chihaya on her birthday!
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday Chihaya Kisaragi 25/02/2016
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday Chihaya!
I don't care what you dumb bullies say, I'm going to marry Chihaya and have lots of kids with her!
>>14832946
Are you >>14651193?
>>14832956
Of course not, I'm not some rude idiot.
>>14831281
Well, it's already past her birthday in some parts of the world, so I guess those people are good to go for the rest of the year.
So how did you celebrate Chihaya's birthday? Itried tomasturbate to Chihaya!But it really wasn't working, so I used Miki and Hibiki instead to satisfy myself.
>>14835782
I played a lot of starcraft, I don't know if that counts.
