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FUCK YOU TOMAX-USA I DIDNT WANT MY FAKE VAGINA ANYWAY
I'm posting this here as opposed to the old thread, because it's a lot of text and I'd be sad to have it vanish into the ether so fast.
My puni ana (hole) SPDX finally arrived! Time for a review...
I don't have much to compare it to (as it's been a good 2 years since I last owned an onahole, and even then I didn't really dive too deep), but I'll try my best to be as informative as possible.
It might sound cheesy, but I honestly think this thing is a marvel of engineering - a true testiment to the progression of wierd japanese sex shit.
It is, in my opinion, the most "realistic" 3D, real life, rendition of a artistic loli out there.
The detail is fantastic. The breasts are small yet pronounced, with tiny nipples protruding from them and the entire front has a good curvature across the stomach and the vulva, making it very attractive. The small things, such as the bend of the back, the belly button and the angles that pronounce the back, all just add to the experience. The biggest disappointment seems to be the manufacturing defects which are quite numerous - small indentations, bumps and cuts, and maybe the durability - there's some "flaking" already happening from the few times I've used it. For those interested - it does have quite a distinct smell (to be expected of something this big) but it doesn't seem to get very sticky or oily after washing, so I haven't felt the need to powder it yet.
One of the most unique things to this toy is the skeleton though, and it's one of the main reasons I took the plunge and spent the money. I previously owned a mini-hip, the original puni ana (hole) DX, so having at least some experience there helps me make a comparison. The skeleton is most pronounced on the back and sides, but is also noticeable around the breasts and the pelvic region. I love the skeleton, it really does add to the experience, and it helps maintain the toy's shape and rigidity when using it in certain positions. This is most noticeable for cowgirl style, as the toy is quite long, and would usually succumb to gravity. I also noticed that the skeleton is very noticeable during insertion. Whether it was by design or otherwise, using the pussy has you push past a very solid fake pubic bone. For some people, this might be too stimulating, but I loved it.
I'm not sure if it's also because of the skeleton, but this toy is HEAVY - around 4KG - and it definitely feels like it. Lifting it with one hand genuinely made me feel like I was curling a weight. Whether this is a good or bad thing is up to personal preference, I find it a mixed bag personally. It feels great to let the weight of the toy sink it onto your member when using it cowgirl, and it's also very helpful for keeping it static when you're using it missionary, but it definitely makes carrying it around tiresome.
For general use - the holes are tight, with the ass being the tighter of the two. The holes are also distinct from one another, offering different experiences, and a lot of fun to switch between. The biggest issue is definitely noise. I had to "plug" the other hole with a vibrator to dampen it, as it was so loud as to be distracting. Using a vibrator in a seperate hole is actually less stimulating than I though it would be, as there seems to be a significant gap between the two tunnels. Be careful how far something like that goes in though - it was a challenge to get it back out!
Cleaning. Cleaning is one area that's unavoidably poor.
This toy is large and heavy, and therefore going to be quite the mission to hide if you're not living alone. It's also far too large for my sink, so I used the bath and a shower to clean it.
The toy is closed, but the ass and pussy connect at the end. I personally used a sports bottle filled with cold water, put the end in the ass, and squeezed hard. The pressure of the water cleaned everything out inside really easily.
Drying is an issue - I've not figured out a sure-fire way of resolving this. As the toy is quite tight, trying to use tissue paper just results in it ripping. I'm looking at getting a flexible sponge or something similar, but I don't want to damage the insides. Any recommendations here would be great!
All in all, I really can't recommend it enough. I might be biased as I'm still new to onaholes, but it absolutely the most enjoyable, most interesting, and most pleasurable toy I've owned so far. That being said, it's not perfect, not by a long shot - so keep expectations in check. As an addendum, my girlfriend (no lie) tinkered with it, using some of her toys on it. She seems to agree that it's interesting - though she's more normie and took issue to the idea of it resembling a small child... you win some, you lose some.
Pics available on request, I hope this is informative!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1fC7egKssk
>>14866581
>that gun voice and sfx
can i use a small amount of hand sanitizer mixed with hand soap occasionally on my onahole?
Assuming i rinse well?
>>14867010
The guide says you can use soap to clean your onahole, so I don't see why not. It's unlikely your average soap product has properties that can permanently ruin your plastic vagina.
>>14867031
what should I do if the en-nls site doesnt have my country in their registration form?
Ive temporary used another country for now
So, do you guys think the people who make these threads are monetizing off of them?
So should I jump on the Puni Ana DX Fuwatoro while it's on sale on OtonaJP, or should I stick with my original intention of grabbing a Venus Real? My entire collection so far is loli holes and I wanted to finally give TOMAX a try, but at the same time I can't help but feel I can't pass on a good deal for a hip despite not being sure where I can hide it and how I'll manage cleaning it.
>>14867080
I wouldn't doubt it, but I also wouldn't care either. They opened my eyes to a brand new world of masturbation and I wouldn't give anything to change my ways.
>>14867080
Buy $100 aneros toys.
Also lube from jlist
Save the forests
Looking for my next hole. Currently using Big Rina, which is probably my favorite hole ever, and Mouth of Truth, which is a rebuy and something I enjoy. I liked Lolinco a lot too, and I've been considering trying out Virgo. Anyone use it yet? Anything else really good in the Virgo's price range? My last few holes after Rina were around the $20 and the only one that I've really enjoyed were MoT/Lolinco.
Are there any good hipper toys out there for around $100? I know about the puni ana line, but I want something that's a real bully.
kind of an onahole newbie but, around black friday i ordered lolinco and mouth of truth from toydemon, and coming from some cheap <$20 onaholes purchased from a shop in japan, the lolinco was amazing, and the mouth of truth was okay. nowadays, the mouth of truth really takes the cake. maybe its because it works better with my smaller fatboy dick (roughly 3-4in erect), but when i flip it upside down and have the roof of the mouth rubbing against the bottom side of my dick its insane. i think its because the lolinco is too intense, or maybe it's too tight (probably not lol). i use the Onatsuyu Pussy Juicy Lotion with a usb onahole warmer before each session
>>14867295
i prematurely ejacu- i mean posted. the reason i posted this is cause i was wondering if anyone was in the same boat, and might reccommend something to make the lolinco a bit better or a different hole. its better if i actually try fucking it instead of using it as a jerk off sleeve, but sometimes im just lazy and want a wank
>>14866581
what's that, a silencer?
>>14867080
The guys with review sites kinda do. They'll get free stuff for review occasionally and one of the cucks has a partner code or whatever it's called for jlist
Odd question, but are their any spherical onaholes out there?asking for a friend of course,no I don't want to simulate fucking a kirby or anything
>>14867259
As in Admiral Hipper class?
>>14867365
>no I don't want to simulate fucking a kirby or anything
If you did you'd hook up an onahole to a Kirby vacuum.
>>14867365
There's the Kitaa Onahole Mini on nls
>>14867365
Theres a nipple penetration oppai toy, maybe you can fold that in half so it looks like a sphere
Any holes like virgin age admission? Mine broke i was a little too rough with it.
>>14867549
Virgin age graduation
Anyone know anything about OtonaJP as far as shipping and receiving packages? USA here. EMS chosen as shipping method. Time? I've used EMS before but not with these guys.Just curious and excited for my first order to come.
>>14867080
You can always support our patreon, monetizing or not.
>>14867810
Well what do you want to know exacly friendo? It's just like any other EMS package. You will received it like any other EMS package.
>>14866581
I know those guns out of my childhood, god i hated those.
WAKE ME UP INSIDEI can't wake up...
>>14867080
It will remain a mystery forever. :^)
>>14867229
yes only buy from jlist. Peter Payne is your friend good goy.
>>14867910
that is a nice pelican
http://otonajp.com/ore-oto-shota-hole/
t-t-totally not gay, amirite u guys? right?
>>14866433
Good review. I also have the SPDX and it is very enjoyable but, as you mention, cleaning is harder than for regular handheld onaholes.
Also, you should try powdering it - it feels amazing.
>>14867948
That's not a pelican, anon...
>>14867902
Still no updates. At least I only paid an extra $2, so I'm not upset about lost money.
Some fat USPS worker probably found my onaholes and is enjoying them before I get to. :(
>>14864798
fellow swefag did you ask for undervalue and box art to be removed?
I didn't worry at my futa onahole order, but I'm not sure how customs treat loli stuff
>>14864798
>>14868372
loli is illegal in sweden
>Try aneros
>Cannot make self cum or reach a mind blowing gasm
>try for 2 hours
>Give up, pull it out and wank
>12 fucking liters of fluid
What the fuck, edging for several hours doesn't even do this.
>>14868400
>>14868400
>loli is illegal in sweden
but dont worry senpai, just visit your local mosque and get access to your own complementary 3D 12 old girl now
>>14868431
omae wa wankderu
>>14868400
It isn't though. I've had a puni, lolinco and rina get stuck in customs without any problems.
>>14868526
You just got lucky, or they didn't actually inspect the package. They could've confiscated it, but maybe they saw that it was just package art so they let it slide.
>>14868526
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_status_of_cartoon_pornography_depicting_minors#Sweden
>>14868536
>>14868539
>On 15 June 2012, the Supreme Court found him not guilty. They decided that the images were not realistic and could not be mistaken for real children, and that they therefore could not be counted as exceptions to the constitutional law of freedom of speech.
>>14868539
But those lolis on the box art are certainly over the age of 18!
>>14866433
Please make some webms of you spanking it like the other guy or something.
>>14868544
>The prosecutor and an expert on child pornography argued that these body parts had no effect and that the comic characters indeed were persons. As examples of what is not a person, the child pornography expert mentioned the Simpsons and Donald Duck.
Are people just legitimately fucking retarded? Some of these onaholes look like they could be models for Lisa Simpson's vag desu senpai.
>>14868544
They could still confiscate the package. Just because you found one court case, doesn't change the law. Dead or Alive: Dimensions wasn't released in Sweden because their laws regarding the subject are stricter than other countries.
>>14868571
>Supreme Court decision
Now, I may be an Americuck, but if it's like our Supreme Court... it actually defines the law.
>>14868562
According to the court of appeal, yea. No one cares about some "expert" when he was deemed not guilty in the supreme court. Read what the supreme court said, and look at the actual pictures in question. Regular 2D loli is fine in Sweden, realistic pictures are not.
>>14868571
No, it wasn't released because the publisher didn't think it was worth the controversy. The police said that the game didn't classify as child pornography, so they could have released it if they wished.
>>14868577
no, not in in sweden.
Venus Regular or Soft
which will bully me better
>>14868791
Regular of course. What a stupid question.
>>14868797
But will Hard bully better than Regular? :^)
>>14868927
> :^)
Stop that, dumbshit.
>>14868583
>Read what the supreme court said
>One picture was still considered realistic enough to be defined as child pornography according to Swedish law. However, his possession of it was considered defensible through his occupation as a professional expert of Japanese culture, particularly manga.[40]
>Any images or videos that depict children in a pornographic context are to be considered child pornography in Sweden, even if they are drawings.[27] A “child” is defined as a “person” who is either under the age of 18 or who has not passed puberty.[28]
Look, it's still a fact that any customs officer could seize it if he felt like it was too obscene, and then you'd have to take it to court, hoping you get a similar judgement. We have laws like that in Canada too, and it has caused some problems in the past.
http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=37552
>The Canada Border Services Agency is notorious among comics readers for seizing manga and other comics that they suspect of being obscene. The list of confiscated materials ranges from "Sailor Moon" to obviously adult titles such as "Too Hot to Handle," which was published by Eros Comix, the adult imprint of Fantagraphics. Creator Tom Neely was stopped last May on his way to the Toronto Comic Arts Festival and searched by customs agents, who seized five copies of the comics anthology "Black Eye" that he was bringing to the festival.
>Matheson's plea bargain brings to a close a two-year ordeal in which he was arrested and charged with criminal possession of child pornography after Canadian customs officials found a single questionable image on his computer. While in custody, he was mistreated by guards and denied access to food, lawyers and the U.S. Embassy. Upon his release, he was prohibited from using a computer outside his workplace or even from changing jobs.
>The total legal costs of this case exceeded $75,000. After taking the case last summer, the Comic Book Legal Defense Fund contributed $20,000 to the defense, and the Comic Legends Legal Defense Fund contributed $11,000. The CBLDF also participated in shaping the defense, including recruiting expert testimony for the trial. The organization is currently seeking funds to pay off the $45,000 debt Matheson incurred as a result of his case. To make a contribution to this important effort, please visit www.cbldf.org.
In the end, they did end up dropping the charges against Matheson like they did with the guy in Sweden, but it's still something that can happen unlike in the US. I just think it's silly to assume you can pass around all the loli porn you want in Sweden despite it being against the law, and because of one court case you can bring up, it will never be an issue again. You still have to be careful.
So, my VERY FIRST onaholes are a day late, but they are at my local post office. Problem is, they refuse to let me pick them up, because they're "sorted for delivery".
Problem with that, is that no USPS driver delivers packages to my house because I have about a half-mile of gravel road that isn't a public road. The mailbox at the entrance to said road is too small for packages, and they're too fat to drive their golf-cart truck an extra minute to do their damn job.
So I have to wait about 8 hours for the USPS driver to fail to deliver the package, place a pickup slip in my box, and then I have to drive into town to get it. What do I do in the meantime to prepare for some "quality time"?
Also fuck USPS.
>>14868966
Acquire any accessories you might not have acquired.
Microfiber cloth etc.
>>14868372
No I didnt, it's a piece of plastic in essence. If it gets to a level where they will try to confiscate it or fine me I'll just reference my rights similar to prior court cases.
Also not really a loli fan and can claim I bought it for unrivaled tightness and not to fuck a toddler.
The idea of someone having seen it doesn't irk me one bit
>>14869330
>>14868372
Aaand now after reading this thread filled with fearmongering I contacted OtonaJP to remove the boxart, just in case.
Glad they don't ship stuff instantly but rather after 3 days.
>>14869519
Can't hurt. I mean, it's not like the box art is anything worth keeping to begin with.
congrats OP on
> forgetting thread title
I'm gonna try this again, I have the pic cup
So can anybody here honestly say that using an onahole has helped them last longer in bed?
I think I'm going to cast my vote for yes.
>>14869598
its relatively very new hole, brought it last year but used very few times,
>>14869600
Honestly? I don't know. A condom instantly 2x-3x's my endurance, and I usually get bored with drawn-out onahole sessions unless I'm being awful andpassing out right after.
>>14821715
Wow, are Campus Life onaholes not that durable at all? I was thinking about getting the athlete one as well...
>>14869605
After an incident I got this little rupture inside it, (whole bad story), anyway I've managed to turn the sleeve inside out and am looking for suggestion on how to fix this
perhaps glue it together or melt with plastic? the material seems to be semi silicone semi cyberskin
>>14869633
I just got the athlete a few days ago. Used it once with more than enough lube, and it already has two 1/4 inch tears and one 1/2 inch tear at the entrances. And it doesn't even feel that good, just average.
>>14869673
Not that anon but I personally think it does the job. What holes do you consider that are more stimulating? I'm considering getting this as well (pic related)
>>14869673
Btw just for reference girth is 4.8 inches. I wasn't even rough with her either...
>>14869683
Yeah it felt nice, but I've used better. If it had more of a spiral to it and thicker walls, and of course more durable material, I'd like it a lot more. Don't have the hole in the pic but just to throw out some on the more stimulating side that I like, Daisuki Hold, Succubus White, Squamate, Virgin Age Admission, R-20, 17 Bordeaux, Mouth of Truth, Puni Ana DX Hard, Puni Fuwa Mochi 2000, Mero Mero Frog.
>>14869598
Its particularly annoying when the OP barely even mentions onaholes. thank god for ctrl+f
So I wanted to mix things up a bit so I got this lube (G PROJECT x PEPE hot lotion) and I can say it is NOT good for onahole usage. The "heat" aspect of it is decent. Don't expect HOT, it's more of a "just as warm as you to slightly warmer than you" feeling, which is what I expected since the lube doesn't actually get warmer, it just feels like it. The problem is that the lube itself sucks for onaholes. I used plenty of it with my Venus Real soft and it just did not reduce the friction enough. The hole was just gripping onto me too much, it was so unpleasant that I had to wash the lube out and use a different kind. That being said, I tried wanking with it with my hand as well and it was great. I could feel the "warmth" better and the friction reduction was fine. So yeah, if you want to spice up a quick wank with your hand, or make handjobs more fun, then this works fine, just not with onaholes. I'll try this lube with a few other holes just to be sure that it wasn't just a problem with the Venus Real's material.
What can I use to stick my Venus Real into so I can simulate doggy or another position?
Will it fit into a Fleshlight Go case or nah? Because I used to stick my Fleshlight between the mattress and pump away like a horny middleschooler
>>14870083
the pastebin has a simple DIY ona-holder using a pillow and a belt.
![Teko_Kikko_Hand_Job_Onahole_2__35748.1457036174.1280.1280[1].jpg_c=2.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VtdjqFe.jpg "Teko_Kikko_Hand_Job_Onahole_2__35748.1457036174.1280.1280[1].jpg_c=2.jpg")
Sort of want
http://otonajp.com/teko-kikko-hand-job-onahole/
>>14865176
that's a weird looking slinky
>>14870169
>instead of jacking off with your hand, use your hand to hold another hand to jack off with
>>14867368
Admiral Hipper?
>>14870371
Venus Real 74,95 €
Lilith Uterus 44,95 €
Should I go for the Lilith or is the Venus worth that extra 30€?
>>14868966
stand by the mailbox waiting for it
>>14870396
I have Venus Real in soft and Lilith Uterus in normal and actually prefer the latter, but your mileage may vary, so it's hard to say. They're not that different, certainly not enough to justify the price gap. I'd say get Venus Real if you plan using it hands free and Lilith Uterus if you want a stroker.
just retired my lolinco and kunoichi (soft)
the lolinco was a great hole, and introduced me to glorious world of onaholes, but it's done its job and is worn out now, and it shall return to the earth
the kunoichi soft on the other hand was very disappointing for me, it felt average, and it was a nightmare to clean and i've been meaning to throw it out for a while now
RIP
I just got my USB Ona warmer in the mail (Rends new version). But before I use it, I vaguely recall someone suggesting to use superglue on it to prevent wires from breaking from their contacts... is this still suggested? where would I glue, at the point where the cable enters the warmer?
>>14870611
Glue over the solder points or just resolder it if it breaks.
>>14870418
Thanks
>>14870741
I suggested it. Where the wire goes into the housing, just put some superglue under/around the rubber flap and you should be good.
>>14870884
thanks kindly
That's what I'm talking about, in case I was unclear. Remember to check on it often to make sure it's not melting your hole.
Why don't they make a thing like a USB onahole warmer but with lots of little holes and a fan at the bottom to dry ohaholes with?
>>14870915
It would be easier to just make a fork with long prongs that keeps the whole tunnel open and is rigid enough that it wont bend. You could probably find something that would work in a hardware or department store, and if not you could DIY. That way you can just let it air dry next to a fan and not have to deal with shoving a cloth in there.
>>14870993
Now that I think about it a cage design would be much more rigid. Excuse the terrible art skills, but just a rough design of something that would be perfect. The issue would be inserting the cage, but you can insert it while the hole is wet so there's not as much friction. It would have to be smooth as well so it doesn't tear the hole.
>>14871028
That's what I was thinking but with a rounded top for ease of insertion.
>>14871028
rends made a thing called an ona-shaker which is sort of like what you're describing, but you insert it into a used hole, so the lube can help ease the spreader into the tunnel without damaging the hole.
Never used it before but considered purchasing one once my harem gets big enough that I won't continuously stretch out a single hole.
>>14871055
Yeah that's what I was thinking about, I couldn't find it on their site in the goods maintenance section though.
>>14871062
Er, NLS's site
i got the vacuum witch and analyzer nero in the mail today, and I don't know if I'm just not using it right or something but the analyzer didn't really do much for me
I then just tried putting the bullet vibrator it came w/ into my butt and that felt kinda nice
nowhere near enough to jizz hands free but, it felt alright
I hope I eventually make this thing work out properly because so far it feels like I just spent $20 for a bullet vibrator that normally sells for a few dollars..
On the other hand, the vacuum witch feels really good, and the exterior is kinda interesting with half of it having some kinda weird texture
it was a little tricky to clean the insides because the hole itself is actually kinda big but I managed to reach the end of the hole and properly dry it
I'll have to use it a bit more to see if its worth $50 thought, but I feel like it will be
>>14871190
Have you tried using both at the same time? Having something up your butt can make your orgasms more intense.
>>14870389
I have no clue what that is.
But I am interested.
Tell me more, por favor.
>>14871287
I guess I'll try that next time then
any other tips? I've never really done prostate play b4
>>14871345
>>14870169
it may be too late but don't do it I bought something similar and it's a total waste of money just think about it
>>14868539
>Sweden
It feels good to be in America and oder all the fucking loli holes i want sometimes.
>>14869605
>>14869647
The fuck? Didn't you make a post about this like ten or so threads ago?
>>14871966
nice dubs and yea, I think he did but I think he's asking again because he never actually tried to fix it
>>14871966
>>14871992
Welcome to /ona/, we remember everything you say. Everything.
>>14872019
ive been following /ona/ for a few months now, its not really hard to remember
>>14867240
onegaishimasu
I really want to buy a dildo instead for some prostate play but I forsee disappointment, I need a new hole to convince myself otherwise
>>14871931
but it's the first onahole I've seen that has an entrance and exit though. I've always wanted to use one of those
>>14872149
There are plenty of those. Check the "penetration" tag on NLS. The downside with that sort of thing is that you lose pretty much any chance of suction. They 'might' be a little easier to clean, though, with you being able to run water through it.
>>14867875
eh. just really trying to determine when packages from Otona ship out. all of my items have different ship dates. I tend to catch EMS on chance the past few times I've used them. Don't wanna have that missed delivery bullshit go down and didn't wanna ship it to work just because onaholes. just curious.
>>14870058
>pepe hot lotion
Every fucking time.
>>14872670
Is it meant to be like hot piss or something?Futa lube?
>first time ordering anything from another country
>have heard lots of horror stories about corrupt or incompetent courier services and customs officials
>my first ever order is gonna be this weird fetish thing
wish me luck comrades
Pretty new to all this.
Has anyone tried the R-1 system? It seems popular on NLS. Way too expensive for me, but I'm curious.
>>14872729
Godspeed GILF-man
>>14872670
Huh? Every time what?
>>14872677
Nah it's just normal lube. Pepee is a brand of lube.
>>14872729
>gets confiscated
>you have to open it in front of them
>customs officer is an old lady
you'll be fine
Is there a place to get J-Lube from Japan? I only found a ridiculously priced offer from Amazon.co.jp.
I don't live in the States, and it would be convenient to get it from Japan instead of a separate order from the USA.
>>14872914
try a veterinary supplier? J-Lube's official purpose is to make buckets of lube to assist in horse birthing.
>>14872914
>>14872941
any onabros here know some good tips on making homemade lube?
or if not, what brands or kinds of hand lotions etc could make a decent alternative.
right now im using a water-based hand lotion dont know the name, ill identify it when i get home.
>>14872941
Yeah, I'll try and have a look. Thanks.
So far, I can only find pre-formulated lubricants, which are gonna be cheaper (200L container of lube anyone?) but still not ideal.
>>14872966
Sorry, I don't. I tried doing this sort of thing before, but nothing I found came close to a properly formulated commercial lube.
Also, just because a lotion is water-based, it might have other stuff that could damage an onahole, right? I really don't know though.
>>14872966
the lube alchemy pastebin has boiling flax seeds as an option, I've read a few articles about flax based lubes and some of them say that you need to be careful because the oils in the seeds might destroy a condom (not sure how it would interact with a hole)
you might be able to kludge something up with cornstarch and boiling water, but I have no idea if it will have the consistency you need.
finally you can get real fancy with Xanthan gum and Vegetable Glycerin, make sure you watch a tutorial vid before trying it, its not complicated but getting the ratios in the right ballpark is important.
>>14873014
forgot to add that Vegetable Glycerin and Xanthan gum are fairly easy to obtain despite being uncommon. Amazon has the glycerin listed as a skincare product and xanthan gum as a baking supply.
>>14872966
Wait hold on, there's a link to a guide in the OP's pastebin. Search "Lube Alchemy"
Regarding smells.
Has anybody tried a pheromone perfume on their daki?
>tfw you get into bed after a good onahole run and cuddle up with your nice smelling daki
>>14871966
>>14871992
yup I did, trying again if anyone has suggestion of how to glue this together, I got news however:
1- trying to melt doesn't work because it immediately catches on fire, thing seems to be higly flammable
2- after fiddling around with it a bit more, I was able to detach the opening (was afraid to break it), I was able to take the whole thing apart, taking out the sleeve and the hard foam,
turns out the hard foam was still wet (after all this time, seriously like a couple of months), so I was able to clean it and left to dry, it also gives me better access to the sleeve to glue it, there was also some left over patch of the material inside which I think could be used to help the repair
will try it later, hopefully when no one else is around, and post pics
>>14869598
>>14869975
>>14873316
B-bullys
>>14870275
Yes, improves sleeping. You go to sleep, smell your waifu, you wake up, smell your waifu.
>been using onaholes for a month
>kegel muscle and general dick flexing feels noticeably stronger
>erections have gone from floppy 7/10 to diamondo 10/10
>literally back to the 15-year-old ejaculating on the ceiling velocity (it's a bitch to clean though)
Sweet mother of god apothecaries oughta sell these just for health purposes
At this rate my dick will be a lethal weapon by summer
Thank You /ona/, I haven't felt this young in years.
Blogpost.
Venus Real Soft and Succubus 2D Wavy Hard came in today. They're my first onas, the former meant to be a replacement for 3dpd as suggested by the guide.
I used part of the packet of the Honey Drops lube they enclosed. That stuff is stringy and fun and I had about a three foot 'rope' from the packet to the hole trying to get it off. Should hold me over until I get the Onatsuyu delivered but it's infinitely better than the ID Glide bottle I had.
I started with the Venus and it is amazing. It's pretty damn close to the real deal as described, but I'm sure warmed it is perfect. Despite being stupid large and jiggly it works rather well with the pillow trick. Once I figure out the rigging to a daki pillow that's probably the only way I'm going to use it as it's got some heft to it.
The Succubus is interesting. Despite being "hard" it's nowhere near what I imagined. But being half the size (easily fits in one hand), tighter the hole, and much less stretchy than the Venus, it is a true bully and I'm embarrassed to say how long that part of the session lasted.I'll blame anticipation and excitement. Y-Yeah, that's right!This thing is probably going to be absolutely perfect for the morning/shower. Only downsize is that I'm just about a half-inch too long for it; it doesn't go quite down to the base if I bottom out in it.
Warmer was less than exciting (I was a touch impatient), but the best I could find before getting agitated was a 850mA USB charger (so above what it listed, but below what the guide recommended). My current phone charger is like 3A so I didn't want to melt anything.
Everything is better than the hand and unlike the old fashioned way I feel amazing after everything. Once I get a routine down, I will be a proper degenerate like everyone else. Thank you toucan guide and ona thread.
And fuck the USPS.
>>14873864
Good review.
And excellent starters.
If you're a fan of soft and want to go even softer then i can highly recommend Lillith Uterus Super Soft.
It's like banging a silk bag full of puppy ears.
Also obligatory semen demon Lolinco shilling.
>>14873897
Why is it called the semen demon :]
>>14874212
Tight as a toddler.
Fantastic texture on the inside
qt3.14 design
There's a reason it's in the penis bully category
But its a bitch to clean. Only downside
>>14874233
Is the Venus Real in the bully section
>>14874247
Nope.
Bullies are tight and sometimes heavily textured.
Though peoples definitions might differ a bit.
>want to buy lolinco from queenadulttoys but still scared that it'll get confiscated by customs even though I live in the U.S.
Why live? :(
>>14874261
It won't.
Believe me. I've gotten gigantic orders of loli, shota and even toddlercon through no problem.
LOLI SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED UPON
>>14874261
It ships in the US, and if it can be bought in the US, it is legal.
My Venus Real is stuck in L.A. since 7pm March 3rd, was hoping for it to arrive Saturday guess that's not happening
Guess it's the Fleshlight GO this weekend -_\\
>>14874363
>>14874275
That's kinda reassuring. I ordered my first onahole about 4 days ago from NLS and I'm still waiting on a tracking number. The payment came out in a matter of minutes after order and the bars have all been blue.
How long does it usually take to process the order?
>>14867902
You think you have it bad?
GOD DAMN USPS DELIVER MY FUCK RUBBER ALREADY I WANT IT NOOOOOOW
Also what kind of porn do you favor while using your onahole ?
>>14874561
>light my favorite scented candle (motherfucking sakura blossoms)
>get ultra comfy in bed
>7x8 foot comforter, 4 pillows, 2 Daki's and a blanket
>lube up Fuwa PuniDX
>turn off all the lights
>close my eyes and ascend comfy
>cum buckets 50 minutes later
Imagination and comfort is the greatest porn of all, Anon.
my penis is ready
>>14874660
Inb4 it's a undercover cop ready to arrest you for ordering a Lolihole
>>14874666
i live in america, we have freedom here.
>>14874847
This. Our cops would rather go out and beat up a minority before they fuck with us.
where can i buy this?
>>14874921
google seductive midnight candy shop and eat ramen noodles for the next 6 months.
>>14874921
That thing is way too jiggly for me
>>14874921
Sadly not in the same place as where you could buy sanity.
Is there a guide for first time prostate play?
What to get, what lube to use, how to do it?
Sorta like the onahole guide, but probably even more in depth, as I've never done this before.
I'm also sorta worried as I once had a cyst in my ass, and had to have surgery on the top portion of it. There's still a scar, and I was told extreme activities could cause the cyst to come back....
Do big or small dicks get more enjoyment out of onaholes?
>>14875620
um... yes?
>>14875620
Small dicks and big dicks both have ona options, that's the beauty. Virgin Age Admission would be too bullying for even slightly above average (or arguably even average) but it'd be good for a small dick.
Is it possible to ship an onahole to a personal P.O Box?
DHL always fucks with me and I have no luck with other shipping either, plus it gives me added privacy.
I like that I can ship Amazon holes to Amazon lockers, sending some to a PO Box would be so much better.
>>14871028
The fleshlight enthusiasts have been on this case for a while. They have outlines for doing such a thing with coat hangers, minus the fan.
>>14876090
I would also like to know this considering I live like a block away from the Post Office.
To the anon who was asking in the previous thread:
The Venus Real that I ordered from QueenCat on amazon (non-Prime member) just arrived. The outside is the usual brown amazon box. Once you open that up, it's another brown box with "QUEEN CAT ADULT TOYS" taped on it. Didn't bother taking a picture because it's exactly like the one from the guide.
>>14872992
J-lube isn't really ideal either. It'll certainly work when it comes to helping you put your dick in things, but the consistency and cleanup are far from good. I can really only recommend J-lube if you plan on doing some alchemy or are on a bare bones budget.
>>14876090
Without any issues, yes. About the only problem I seem to remember ever having when it comes to PO Box shipping is that Amazon won't promise to ship faster than 3-5 days (goodbye Prime 2 day shipping) and DHL doesn't deliver to PO boxes. There are no other concerns aside from getting to the office while they're open if you need to sign for something.
>>14875615
Nothing that /jp/'s come up with, every once in a while someone in these threads will bring it up but on the internet as a whole good information is hard to come by. Aneros has a wiki with a lot of info about that particular toy but everyone's opinion on it varies and some of the stuff basically makes it sound like you need to hypnotize or brainwash yourself to feel pleasure out of it. There's a lot of other guides around the internet if you google around as well but sometimes they'll start off talking about how "you and your partner" want to get into anal play and aren't as useful.
I can share my experiences, I've always been interested in it and own an Aneros but never had that amazing, hands-free, full-body orgasm that you dream of. To start with though you can probably just try to find your prostate with your fingers and feel what it's like to massage it, you'll want to read up on how to clean yourself first and use some rubber gloves when probing up there. It's really, really hard to get off using just your fingers (your wrist will probably give out first) but you can make it feel good and then fapping normally might feel a bit better.
I'm curious as to what sort of cyst you have though, I actually have one as well that I think is common, although it's near the tailbone and not actually in the anus like yours sounds. Anyway, I doubt it would be that big a deal with prostate massaging, because you don't need to do anything vigorous down there. An Aneros basically just sits there very gently massaging the prostate using the rhythm of your contractions. Honestly the only thing I'd watch out for is sometimes I feel like I'm right on the edge and want to finish so I get pretty vigorous with my fingers, it's always a bad idea and it usually never works anyway.
I think it is about time I pulled the trigger on getting one of these.
Does the packaging give anything away as to what you have received?
>>14875615
Working on it, but there's such little demand for it that I've put it off. The internet has a pretty wide variety of small guides and how to's specifically for anal, but generally stays true for prostate play.
If you want to increase seminal volume through prostate play, then solely targeting the prostate is a bad choice. The glands surrounding the prostate can contribute much more to the seminal volume than the prostate alone. If you can tell me what you are looking to get out from this, then we can help you further. Your medical condition must be verified and the location of your cyst and scar be accurate as we may reach some complications with anal play.
>>14876606
Nope. Generally these all come in big brown boxes with super vague descriptions like "toy". The guide can help with most questions.
>>14876624
thanks friend, may all your onahole dreams come true
>>14876624
Different guy here, but for the sake of showing a demand I'd like a guide. I've owned an Aneros for a while and still haven't gotten that big O or the sense that I'm using it right for sure, so if you can peck out something to that end I'd appreciate it. Hell, if you could even point out some favorite guides to start that'd be a help too.
Can anyone chime in on the Puni Fuwa Mocchi 2000? Under $100 on amazon right now and I'm sorely tempted.
>>14876572
Mine is near the tailbone too, at the very top.
Right at the beginning of the crack.
>>14876624
As for what I want out of it, not really sure, more pleasure I suppose? Mainly I've heard enough people saying it's really good, and want to give it a shot.
I'm not really expecting a crazy full body orgasm, but just to make normal masturbation feel a lot better.
(Although a crazy full body orgasm would certainly be nice!)
I do plan on asking my doctor first when I next see them, although it's not the easiest thing to bring up, but I imagine they get it all the time.
I've always thought anal to be pretty nasty, and anuses to be pretty disgusting, I wouldn't be surprised if all my butt problems as a young boy contributed to that...., but I've seen enough doujins, and read enough stories of it feeling really good, that I want to give it a shot.
From what I understand, prostate play is just the portion of anal that feels good, besides the fetish of putting things in an anus? (Which I don't have any desire for, as I said, I just find it nasty, but the pleasure it's supposed to bring makes me very curious.)
I did some research, and it seems to expect a lot of prep work, and a good hour for it, in a comfy environment. Seems like quite an amount of work. Since I'm in college right now, I think I'll hold off another year or so, and then get an Aneros.
Perhaps I'll try a perineum message next time.
I do have my own room, and onaholes, but I don't think I could comfortably lie on my side with something up my butt for an hour or so knowing my apartment-mates are near by.
Anyway, that's my current evaluation of my situation, let me know if you have any advice and recommendations, and thanks in advance.
On one hand, I'm really worried/scared of the idea of putting something up my butt, but on the other, I do really want to experience how it feels.
>>14876691
>>14876624
Oh, and for seminal volume, semen is nice, but getting more per shot isn't a high priority.
>>14876691
Is it a pilonidal cyst?
>>14876700
Yes.
>>14876712
Funny, I've got one too, I actually only got my doctor to look at it a month ago, I need to get it removed soon too. I don't think it would really be much cause for concern since it's on the outside. If you get an Aneros you're basically just going to be lying there contracting and letting the thing do it's job. A probe wouldn't be much more vigorous, you'd be doing the same thing except moving it with your hand. If you were to get a dildo and do some thrusting with it that's when it would get a bit more strenuous, but not by much really, it'll still be uncomfortable if you're slamming it in there.
>>14876730
Ok, thanks.
I already got mine removed a bit over a decade ago, so I'm more concerned with the old wound be reopened, but it does seem to be in a different area, which is good.
Thanks!
>>14876691
>On one hand, I'm really worried/scared of the idea of putting something up my butt, but on the other, I do really want to experience how it feels.
you'll probably not get a lot of pleasure from it unless you relax and be cool with the idea of having something up your ass.
>>14876773
Yeah, I'll just have to wait until either my roommates are gone, or I truly have my own place, and can just slowly put it in without worrying about anyone nearby.
I know they probably wouldn't be able to hear or anything, but just psychologically, the idea of people being in the same apartment would make me nervous when I did it.
I'll try to get an Aneros next chance I get, and when none of my apartment-mates are in...
As for the guides, most just boil down to slow and steady with lots of lube, I'll read over them more when the time comes, but I imagine it's mostly just experience.
I imagine I'll quickly get over my fear of it after the first time.
I just got my shipment. I'm going to hold out and no-fap as long as I can stand it, but when I break my fap-fast which hole should I use?
>>14868562
>>14868583
>>14868957
>"expert in child pornography"
That is actually someone's job title? How exactly does one get a qualification in something as ridiculous in this? How do you even explain to family and friends that you graduated as an "expert on child pornography"?
>>14876953
VA Admission will probably break you
>>14876968
nah, I'm pretty small, if its tiny enough to destroy my dick, I will weep tears of joy.
>>14876683
It's nice, has a good shape for multiple positions. The tunnel is pretty short though, so most likely you're going to poke out the end and make a mess. Also the wall between her vagina and belly is a bit thin around the middle where the tunnel curves. I've gotten caught and stretched the wall there a few times in positions where more pressure is put on that side of the tunnel, like missionary and cowgirl. Overall though nice texture and easy to clean. I also own a Puni Ana DX (Hard) and I prefer that more due to the extra weight, tunnel length, and shape. They both have NICE asses though, it's nice to be able to choose. Comes with a bottle of lube that's nothing special (the bottle is shit btw) and a pair of panties that are way too big for the hip. I have a meiki plush though and they fit perfectly on her, so they didn't go to waste.
>>14876964
>How exactly does one get a qualification in something as ridiculous in this?
Get a job for the FBI and look at lots of material. Seriously, there was probably something similar for adult porn even back in the days when the bureau was new.
>>14876995
Thank you for the response. I might pick it up at a later date, though, because I'm a weak willed sap who just bought the Lust Gimmick and the Lolinco Virgo.
On a related note, if anyone is unaware, toydemon has a promo thing going right now where you can buy two magic eyes holes and get the second half off if it's the same price or cheaper. Code is mebogo, I think.
>>14877022
Oh interesting, I'll check it out.
>>14872729
please review, godspeed
My fucking Cocolo's anal wall is too thin and she's already got a hole. Plus she's a bitch to clean.
Not worth it at all tbqh senpai. Fucking hips are just not worth it unless they have a cleaning hole.
>USPS tracking number still says my package is in L.A. since 7pm PST March 3rd
Three day priority shipping USPS come the fuck on bruh
damn, I just confirmed that I don't feel good anymore when cumming.
I'm 28, and I have been fapping almost daily for like 15 years. What do I do /jp/, fapping is one of my few joys in this shitty world.
Has this happened to you?, how did you overcome it?
Maybe I should go on nofap for a few days at least. Fuck me
>>14877378
yea that's all you have to do, just not fap for a few days
but in your case, try a little bit longer
you'll regain the feeling in your donger in due time
>>14877382
Thanks, mate.
It really looks like the most logical thing to do. I'll try nofap for a few days then.
>>14877378
I know that feel anon. I am currently on a 5 day no-fap and am aiming for ~10 at least to try and regain the pleasure I feel from fapping.
Some anons say that you can find fapping more pleasurable if you remove all visual stimulus and just use your imagination to get off. Worth a shot if you don't want to go into full on abstinence hard mode like I am.
>>14877378
Just get a dick bully and wrap rubber bands around it
>>14877457
Not him but I have considered doing this but decided not to risk damaging it. Is it just my shitty science at work or does squeezing rubber together literally have no lasting effects?
>>14877946
The rubber will looked fused, but it comes back to it's normal state.
>>14876964
You are taken before the FBI, when you apply for the job. They wire up your dick with a dozen different connections. You are then shown thousands of child pornography images. If your dick so much as twitches during this session, two of the wires activate and electrically castrate you. You're then subsequently arrested and charged with possession of child pornography.
If you manage to pass, you are hereby considered an "expert in child pornography".
>>14878022
Just take some estrogen beforehand. :^)
Good UK vendors? I read the sticky and it doesn't even mention Britain.
>>14878202
Since NLS is in Japan and almost always the best for shipping to America, it's probably the same for UK. I know a lot of yuropanons here order from there. Shipping is expansive but prices are much cheaper than anywhere else so it's still best
>>14870579
F
I don't find my kunoichi soft to be really hard to clean actually.
>>14870418
I have the venus clone medium, but after 2+ years its getting pretty worn. Back when I bought it, the real was not recommended by the people in these threads for some reason.
>>14878202
Wanta is a great site for the uk
>>14873787
reporting in, just got some time to test things out
pic related is the whole disassembled cup
you can see how the hard foam is all dirty and mushy, but at least now its dry...
Whats the point of adding these tiny tits to an onahole? Is it suppose to simulate going into a fairy or something?
I just can't imagine adding boobies that are about the size of a single finger tip add anything.
>>14878621
this is how it turned out, the material didn't react very well with heat, it just melts and vaporize...
nothing sticks to it, but now I've tried with super glue + sodium bicarbonate trick,
I think I've messed it up by leaving the glued area in the inside (could end up with a rough part in contact with penis), but lets see how it will turn out
>>14878628
that looks like some tight hole, really good details on the tits,
I had one similar but not nearly enough detailed, honestly I think its just for decoration
>>14865176
>Jelqing: No. I don't want to be responsible for you guys tearing your genitals off.
What kind of uninformed bullshit is this? I've been jelqing for 3 months now and my erection quality have gone up immensely and I gained like a good 1 cm to my erect length. It's fucking fantastic. If you do it properly you are not 'going to tear your dick off' or do any kind of damage to it. Just look up the newbie routine, follow that, don't over do it and take plenty of rest.
Just seems like useless fear mongering born out of ignorance.
>>14878664
Jelqing is a meme. Your >opinion doesn't matter. Actual doctors have said it's nothing.
>>14878814
Oh then my dick must have not gotten longer and harder then. It's just my imagination, because some 'actual doctor' said it doesn't work. This one picture on the internet has shown me the light. All those jelqer's on those dedicated forums that are getting massive gains are all making shit up.
Thanks for making me realize this, anon.
>>14878637
I know next to nothing about onahole repair, but I could already tell you that this sounds like a bad idea and you should have listened way back in the previous threads when people told you to just buy a new one.
>>14877406
No fap for a month.
Then have the most exquisite orgasm of your life.
>>14878545
Sure if you don't mind that it has fuck all for a selection.
>>14878838
>All those jelqer's on those dedicated forums that are getting massive gains are all making shit up.
Because bodybuilder.com is a haven for people not making shit up. :^)
It's called the placebo effect, anon. But if it makes you feel better, more power to you. Just don't expect a guide to shill snake oil to newbies.
>>14878637
>>14878857
>money isn't free?¿
but alright I'm already looking for alternatives in case this fails miserably
I call unto any other brazillian's help, where do you guys find decent holes?
> https://www.lojadoprazer.com.br/prod,idloja,343,IDCategoria,186284,masturbadores
just today I found this online store, and its by far the best quality products I've seen around, and seems decent price as well,
I'm thinking of going with a proper tenga cup, anyone got opinions on those?
>>14879078
theyre disposable garbage
>>14878628
>>14878650
It's a giant onahole almost at hip size
>>14879151
>Mfw
>Le sigh
>Fleshlight
>//_-
Fuck off.
>>14879188
this is so weird, are they really just disposable?
the site mentions it being only for hygienic concerns
it sure looks like it could go on a while, specially with the sturdy case...
but it it sure looks soft with that material, anyone has feedback afterall?
>>14878899
>bodybuilder.com
Never been there, try thundersplace.org instead
>Placebo effect
If that is what you want to believe, anon. My ruler and my eyes clearly tell me that it's not. I actually went from 15.4cm bone pressed measurement to 16.6cm in a short 3 months. That's actual gain. I'm not making that shit up to make myself feel better. A picture of an internet article that says that supposedly isn't possible doesn't really do anything to change that for me.
That article sounds really dumb too, it disregards thousands of men reporting that jelqing is an effective means, then quotes a single(!) person who has tried (and probably went about it completely in a wrong way) it for a mere 4 weeks as a statement that supposedly it doesn't work. Yeah, that sounds credible.
And then at the bottom it goes on about how its stretching the smooth muscle of the penis. That's not what stretching does, it stretches the ligaments, which is a different thing completely. It also says that no scientific study has ever concluded that it works... has actual scientific research actually been done on the subject? Probably not, after all, nobody cares to spend money to research a free, natural way to make your dick bigger. There's no money to be made there.
Yeah, I'll just take my own experience and that from hundreds of men who have done it for way longer and more intensely than I have over some poorly informed article shown by a scared anon.
If you want to continue to believe that it's bogus, that's your call. I just find it strange that you would take such an ignorant stance and say bollocks like 'shilling snake oil to newbies'. Jelqing only costs someone a bit of vaseline and time for a daily routine. I don't make any money out of it, and making a guide for it instead of spreading ignorance isn't shilling for anyone.
I don't suppose anyone here has the A10 Cyclone SA? I saw one review saying it's pretty quiet, can anyone confirm?
>>14879277
Different anon here. Firstly, jelq if you want.
Secondly, read the second paragraph on the topic on the paste. You may be reading a different version, or simply the bottom half of that, as there had been an error in copy pasting the information to the new version of the guide.
Thirdly, you have yet to state any actual information on the processes and tissues involved in jelqing. Mentioning muscle and ligaments make me chuckle.
The entire problem is born from results gained from the little information that is given, methods used and processes involved, alongside the mentality to these. While I am not trying to disprove your results, I only disprove of the methods of gaining those results and the information it is based on, such as the so called science behind it. Every single penis related article I have come across has mentioned the tissue being spongy when that isn't the case at all, despite coming from medical writers and alike. A new problem then arises in which the audience now believes in false information such as stretching muscles or ligaments when that isn't the case.
Not a single successful jelqer has been able to provide proper documentation, every new jelqer refuses to do so, and not a single one knows the penis properly. Simply put, "it just works". Your posts aren't informative at all and don't help your cause.
Finally, the western view on the penis makes topics like this very difficult. The medical community sees little value in jelqing(hence the lack of proper documentation) and has yet to show interest in it simply because there are better and much more urgent topics to discuss. It also doesn't help how people have a strange viewpoint on their own, or another's penis. Objects of power, per se, but it isn't always clear cut. Hell, people still think any circumcision will equate to the removal of the frenulum. There are no reliable standards on the jelqers, both on testing, application and documentation.
There is a clear divide of information the medical and jelqing community has to cross, and the neither party chooses to break that divide simply due to their views and opinions. It's all anecdotal evidence at your end, and no reasoning on the medical side.
Jelq if you want. Don't push it to others like a religion. No, there hasn't been any medical study on jelqing, and that is partially due to people such as you, with claims and no proper documentation. The people who do end up writing things for this are uneducated in the proper fields.
Come back when you find results for selective tissue and matrix volume expansion on tensile forces. I can write a paper on this but both sides discourage me from doing so. One side is dumb and can't reason properly, and the other chooses not to get involved.
Can we get back to talking about onaholes and not each other's penises? It's kinda getting a wee bit gay in here
>>14879555
I'll do my best ignoring your shity condescending tone for a moment with the whole host of assumptions and misinformation that it comes with.
>Secondly, read the second paragraph on the topic on the paste. You may be reading a different version, or simply the bottom half of that, as there had been an error in copy pasting the information to the new version of the guide.
I had to do a search to find the second paragraph that you speak of. Turns out I was indeed quoting the second part of the pastebin, which didn't have the extra bit of text under it.
Now that I've actually read that, I still find it weird how ignorant it seems. It claims there is no data or measurements or illustrations or accurate depiction of techique available from jelqers. But there is plenty of that to be found, it's not some kind of weird hidden mystical religion that tries to deeply hide its secrets.
For example the routine I follow: https://penis-enlargement-manual.thundersplace.org/newbie-routine.html
That site also has a bunch of free videos that show how to do it, and what to do. And a forum with a legion of experienced jelqer's that have accumulated a fuck ton of information on stretching, jelqing, measurement and tried all sorts of technique's and shit.
So I really don't get where you are coming from with this "Not a single successful jelqer has been able to provide proper documentation, every new jelqer refuses to do so" bullshit. That's simply not true.
https://www.thundersplace.org/penis-enlargement-basics/start-here-newbie-routine-important-newbie-threads-info.html
Go forth and educate yourself? There has been plenty written on the subject.
You show this weird hostility towards these 'dumb informed jelqer's' which I don't really understand. And since when has recommending something that "just works" been some kind of crime? For example, most people writing tech articles most likely won't know exactly how the latest nvidia graphical card works in all the fine details, does this somehow invalidate their review/recommendation that it works great based on their testing and experience?
Feel free to write your paper about selective tissue and matrix volume expansion on tensile forces though, I'll be glad to read it while stroking my ever expanding dong.
Can anyone recommend a toy for a first time buyer? I have a larger than average dick but I've always wanted a loli onahole. What should I look for?
>>14879702
K.
just make sure not to jelq yourself past the critical zone
>>14879702
Another different anon here.
You can continue believing whatever you say, but nothing you pitch is convincing anyone here that jelqing actually works. Your only source of information backing your claims is a site designated towards influencing others to pick up jelqing rather than external sources that can prove they are unbiased in their claims.
So go ahead and continue your routines and convince yourself that your dick is becoming longer. You've already been given the hard facts and chosen to believe what you want to believe.
>>14879734
Did you look at the "big dick holes" in the guide?
>>14879787
I did but I don't want to buy something that I might not be happy with. Is lolinico virgo good?
Recently my warmer went kaput and instead of buying a new one I want to try to resolder the wire inside it, but I don't know how to get the damn thing open. Is there some proper way I should use to get it open or am I just being to much of a manlet twisting/pulling it?
>>14879769
It's fucking weird how you guys keep going on about 'believing' things, as if I'm making up shit. These supposedly 'hard facts' which supposedly are to prove that the real gains I'm experiencing in real life are apparantly not real and a fantasy. As if I'm just placeabo'ing myself into deluding myself that my dick has gotten bigger. Which... is a weird notion.
But it's abundantely clear to me that everyone here has already made up their mind here and I'm wasting my time. I'm speaking from experience, you guys are speaking from 'hard facts' that you read and aren't even based on scientific studies. If you don't want to believe it works then thats your loss.
I just wanted to share this shit because watching my manhood grow has given me a lot of joy and I wanted to share the feeling. But I see that's not appreciated and even met with downright hostility. So I'll drop it. Stay small anons.
>>14879879
Yep.
>>14879908
why do you need a bigger penis
if you're here in the onahole thread having a normal or small sized penis is better since you can fit into more holes comfortably
what possible use could you have for a larger penis
>>14879908
>aren't even based on scientific studies
is there any actual scientific study on the matter? (protip: reports from some insecure guy on the internet don't qualify as scientific study.)
>>14879908
After this, and any potential reply you give, can we go back to talking about onaholes?
To give an example, I clicked your former link in post >>14879702 which leads to a "Start Here! Newbie Routine!". Reading through it I decided to hit the FAQ (which is tangibly named "most often asked and annoying questions"), and go through that.
Part 3 and 4: Does PE (Penis Enlargement work)? YES!
This is where people immediately go "how?". As an example, I was doing a heavy cardio exercise series before (former heart condition, want to keep healthy), that was primarily focused on endurance and long sessions. IF I knew fuck and all about this, and began gaining muscle (which I had minor, but noteworthy gain since I'm a fucking twig), I might've thought "oh, these exercises build muscle!". They can, but not well nor is it intended unless under extreme duress. After all, cardio is about harding against microtears, versus strength training which is about causing microtears that'll heal. One is low weight, high rep and the other is high weight, low rep.
The point is, SOMETHING might be leading to the invariable length gain if it is occurring. That could be a thing, albiet how is uncertain. The issue is no exact science is given on what is leading to the noteworthy phenomena. This type of behavior leads into very psuedo-science stuff, where a noted phenomena occurs but no clear understanding of why is made. It also means people can end up associating correlation with causation, rather than recognizing that something goes along with/is associated with, but is not the direct cause, of something else.
In a very simple sense: something you and your forumites (which it's still funny it's only secluded to your little forum) are doing may be potentially leading to penile enlargement. The exact underlying cause is absolutely fucking unknown. And hence, skepticism arises.
I hope that makes sense. Like >>14879958 said, there needs to be an in-depth, detailed analysis. They did it with strength and cardio exercises to find out why that shit does what it does. It would need to be done on jelqer stuff before people are willing to believe it. Because then, it's a phenomena that can be observed, the underlying reason examined, and reproduced.
>>14879926
Who knows. I'm 6.75 and there's a series of onas I would be ill suited for.
Puni Ana DX Fuwatoro review wheeeeen
Jelqing is how you break your dick for life. Don't do it.
>>14878899
for those interested
https://u.pomf.is/aekwxx.webm
>>14874533
>You think you have it bad?
I know I have it bad. I've been waiting for a month for a shipping number. My money was taken out instantly and these bars have always been blue.
What the fuck NLS, I've never experienced this before.
>>14880330
Bring it up with support, that ain't right.
Man, why can't I fap for a long period of time?
I wanted to slam my onahole into the moon, but if I got fast I feel the urge to cum. Right now I've lasted ten minutes but only because I'm moving it up and down at turtle speeds, and the lube is helping.
I also run like three times a week.
>>14880532
read some articles about edging
I know this thread is mainly related to Japanese stuff, but anyone have experience with Fleshlights?
>>14880720
They're okay. Honestly you can do better with your hand.
>>14880862
I wouldn't go that far. Fleshlights at least give the sensation of being completely surrounded and keeps the lube on your dick instead of spilling all over the place.
>>14880720
fleshlights are garbage compared to onaholes and even your hand
not worth buying trust me I'm an expert tbqhwyf
>>14879992
>Citation/evidence needed
>>14879958
No
>>14879980
Ligament stretching and bloodvessel expanding
>Little forum
Site says Members: 274,801, Threads: 147,650, Posts: 2,294,578. That doesn't seem like a small place to me.
>>14881005
it was probably small when they started. ayyyyy
>I don't want to grow my dick because I don't know the hard science behind these exercises
That has got to be the nerdiest fucking thing.
>>14881021
If there was "hard" science backing this up, every man on the planet would have 5 foot dicks.
>>14881079
Jelqing works on the same science that penis pumps work on, almost the same concept too.
But like penis pumps it can lead to everything from permanent discoloration to ED.
Unless you have a micropenis its really not worth it.
>mfw jelqing forums deletes negative comments about it
A regular circlejerk cult i tells ya.
>Not using a suction onahole to lengthen your dick
>NLS made "Bullets" label "Mini Vibrators"
>Shit all new stock
What is their endgame?
>>14881312
To outjew all
>>14881302
How's the hardness on the Witch?
Had my eye on it for a while
>>14881324
It's actually harder and larger than I thought it would be.
But that's sorta a requirement for it's crazy suction.
If you don't use enough lube you'll destroy your dick mid session
>>14881348
Excellent, ill add it to my next shipment in that case.
It's design alone looks outstanding
>http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28202278
(For those who don't have a nico account)
http://www.mmcafe.com/nico.html#http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm28202278
Enjoy your slime girl future fucking
Anyone here buy the same model again when it finally breaks?
My Puni DX is on her last legs and i don't want to part with her ;_;
Its alright having a few ona's that you always have in stock right?
>>14881373
This things prob breaks if you insert your dick
>>14880720
They're antiquated and overpriced. Plenty of onaholes that feel better and are cheaper.
>>14881470
What's wrong with her?
>>14881613
Wear and tear and old age i suppose.
Have to be really gentle with her to keep the tears from getting bigger.
I'll probably order the SPDX and the Hard next week, and then bury her once they arrive.
Small service, light some incense smoke some grass drink some beers.
She's already dead, but im gonna fuck that corpse till it breaks.
>>14881790
how old is she? I just got mine and I really hope I didn't spend all that money for nothing.
>>14881797
About 2 years.
Got her sometime in February 2014.
She had a good run
