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A mod said we could do this a few threads back. I agree that it's a bad idea in general, but this is how they're doing things right now.
The logic is that more people browse with phones that can't handle the average 3000 post thread, but I'm worried newfags will take it as an opportunity to shit on everything.
The yuki-onna mother across the street wants your son to play in the snow with her daughter
Spam images and instantly make a new thread, resulting in the board being flooded with these threads and angering the locals.
It's now a perfectly viable trolling tactic by the faggots who want to wreck this thread, and they've been given the go ahead to do so.
We're not spamming images, we're still using them at the same rate as always and running out on page 10
If you want to argue with the mod's decision >>>/qa/ is that way, I can't do anything for you
As long as people have the self restraint to max out images on page 9 or 10 as usual it's fine. Just make sure to call people cunts for posting foxes or dragons with no text in the post and it should be manageable.
All I'm saying is that it's now a very unfortunate possibility. Remember the newfag who dropped 100 dragon images a few threads back? Now nothing stops anons with grudges from doing the same.
I get why the mod did this, but there are potential downsides to this.
You're thinking of Truckercore.
It started out as a promising road trip story and CYOA featuring a Manticore trucker and an anon with nowhere to go on the road together, but then Bob made Claire the Cheshire a futa because trolls convinced him it would be amazing.
It was basically the Nyanon CYOA fuck up times ten at the time.
The best way to stop a cat from memeing is to kiss her, it's a proven fact. Do the world a favour and kiss a Cheshire today.
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Just tucked under her.
I'm a little more interested in her hands. Either she's holding the thumb of the open one in her other fist, or she has paws that would be terrible at manipulating things.
Can I share a cell with the pally and the yeti?
Original or rewrite?
Original was actually alright until the ending. The only thing that annoyed me was when Laska raped a guy and it was treated as just one of those things and had no consequences, but for the brief moment the MC though someone had raped her he was willing to beat the shit out of the guy.
The re write is a trainwreck that not even the most notorious of anime directors could hope to match. We all thought the original aim was to flesh out the story and setting, with a better or at least better written ending, but instead we get monsterboys and monstergirl lesbians.
>Be outside, doing work, look up at the sun sweating your balls off underneath your straw hat
>Do a big stretch, hear a faggot cat sniggering
"I bet you must be praising it!"
>Turn to look at her, give her the thousand yard stare
>She starts fidgeting
"Y-You know? Praise the Sun? Praise it?"
>Ironside from Kill Bill starts playing
"Ha-Ha... H-h-hahaha! I know, funny joke, right!"
>She looks down at you groin
"That must be a pretty big dick! For me!"
>You launch your bottle of water at the faggot cat like a baseball from Strasburg on the Nationals
>The noise she makes when she 'kyaa's and zoops out of midair from the tree is pretty cathartic
>Fucking faggot cats
>Frown does a 180
>N-no! But it'll hurt.
>You know what she expects, what she needs.
>You deny her.
>"OK, was just wondering."
>You swear that she almost died from the memetic blue balling you gave her.
Looks like her plane crashed with no survivors.
I would also say "Here comes dat cat" and "Oh shit waddup" everytime I see her. I would love to see the big smile she would have on her face.
I can imagine her having thick swirly glasses and messy hair.
Is it bad I'd accept a faggot cat like that? As long as she's okay with spanking in the bedroom but she'd probably start blurting out billy herrington memes.
But anon, what if they don't stop bullying you?
>Memecat takes a selfie in her bedroom with you bound, gagged and looking worried in the corner of the room.
>"Sup gurls, bout 2 crush some dick, YOLO xD"
It would be a bored expression at most.
That or an exasperated one.
>Crush some dick
>Everyone starts getting mad at her because they think that she's literally crushing a mans dick
I'll start using better memes
(Oh god, saying stuff like this is killing me.)as time goes on and she'll do the same. It'll reach a point where she uses good memes and isn't shy of fucking up anymore.
For the record, what are the good Wonderland girls and why?
Whats the best Wonderland Girl?
Jabberwocks and Cheshires seem to top most peoples' lists. Personally, I wouldn't mind a March Hare...if her face didn't make it look like she had the voice of Fran Drescher.
Always wondered, though, if the transformation to Mad Hatter is able to stem the infamous Matango plague
I feel uneasy around them. Then again, I feel uneasy around the loli MGs in general, but that's more because of personal issues rather than any actual dislike.
The idea that the only one who'd willingly think the world of me is a child is kind of disheartening.
Well, if you take them to wonderland they get their memories back, in addition to becoming fertile.
And whose to say that the childish attitude isn't a face that some of them put on?
It would work especially well with a CC alice with an adult body that drops the childish attitude when things get serious.
Personal opinion? I'd rank them Jabberwock, Mad Hatter, Dormouse, Alice ≥ March Hare, Jub-Jub ≥ Cheshire Cat, and finally that fucking Humpty Egg load-o'-bollocks that KC forced on us.
Jabberwock - Literally an Ojou tier Dragon who will go into the blackest depths of depravity with you if she decides to make you her husbando. Can be won over by figuratively and literally slapping her in the face with your rock hard tallywhacker. Caramel Cream Wet Dream incarnate.
Mad Hatter - So insane will convince you she's sane or that nothing's amiss before fucking you. Could probably make the sentence of "I think I'll take some cremé from the tap directly <3~" while giving your balls and shaft an otherworldly fondling and you'd never notice
Dormouse - Walking loli sleep rape machine. Perfect for sniffing, cuddling, pumping full of babies. Also the key ingredient in any sleep rape tea.
Alice - Kind of ambivalent about. I'm not a big fan of the "Ever-Virgin" schtick they have unless you take them into Wonderland. Otherwise pretty okay.
March Hare - Outside of her thighs I could care less. Looks like a fucking cotton candy nightmare.
Jub-Jub - See March Hare. Would still impregnate ferociously because titty bird.
Cheshire Cat - Meme'd into hating them just like Manticores. Became a platform for "LE FUTA IS ALLOWED IN HERE!" thanks to certain parties enabling it. The worst part is that now whenever you think to write about one, similar to Oomukade and now Hellhound the threadcanon will supercede your idea.
Humpty Egg - LITERALLY. FUCKING. A FETUS.
This is my manticore.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
That's mah mono mana at work, or as humans call it:
Do you think minichuffs could handle that too?
Is there a way to force it sooner though? Staying around them after a good sweaty workout, rubbing their heads and bellies, making obvious innuendos about them, letting them realize you get erect because of them. Surely something will stimulate an early heat cycle.
You could always consult with the local Baphomet priest,
but you'll probably get arrested and molested by your new busty, Minotaur jail-mate if someone outside of the Sabbath finds out.
How would a kobold react to you
bringing out the vacuum cleaner?
>Be keeper in a Chuffer Conservation area
>We're talking the CCs of the Chuffer world here
>Standard practice for when they're in heat is the same as biohazard containment. No air gets in, no air gets out.
>Keeps the male pheromones out of their system, they say.
>If you happen to meet the one they named "Anya", run and pray that she's not in the mood.
>Everything's quiet, you're hoping you can get out of the fucking suit since you're sweating bullets.
>Hear and feel a rip.
>There's a huge Jinko circling you, in the nude and smiling, covered in scars. It's Anya.
>Start to lose all capacity for rational thought as she rips another hole in your suit.
>Wilkinson is already running back towards the gate. You try to back away from her, whatever you do. DO NOT TURN YOUR BACK.
"My, my. Such a strong male odor. You'll give me strong daughters. I'm sure of it."
>FUCK THIS SHIT, BOOK IT.
>You can hear paws tearing up the earth behind you as you're panicking. Get pretty close to the door before a huge weight knocks your face into the dirt.
"Ah-Ah-Ah. There'll be no running from your duty this time."
>She's biting and scratching, frantically trying to disrobe you, you lock eyes with Wilkinson when Anya bites your nipple painfully and yet, pleasurably
>He turns the lock shut
>WILKINSON YOU MOTHERFU-- Ooohh
>Get raped absolutely stupid by the huge chuffer, covered in love bites and scratches
>She ends up dragging you off further into the enclosure, never to be seen again
>Wilkinson shakes his head, going over to a sign nearby that reads "DAYS WITHOUT NEWBIES GETTING MARRIED: 1" and flips it to "0"
I like my dragon with a big smile on her face!
My waifu and daughteru usually get scared and nervous, which is why I make them wear heavy-duty sensory deprivation hoods with muzzle gags and hogtie them on the bed every time I have to clean the house.
Or I just do it when they aren't home, but that's less fun!
Do you think that MGs would gossip with eachoter about what their husbands like in bed?
Like, moves and kinks and stuff?
Imagine coming home to your waifu in some strange but sexy clothes she went out and bought after talking to one of her MG friends
She'd be all shy and be really insistent on trying out new moves because she's afraid you might be bored
She wouldn't listen when you tried to assure her that you where more then happy and that she should push herself so hard.
she stammers out a "n-no" and pushes you onto the bed
>She can fly?
Yeah, but apart from that.
Like, Cheshire cats not only are just purple cats; they can also teleport and do some other kinky stuff with their powers.
I'd assume pegasi are more civilized and cultured than their steepe, wingless cousins who'd rather take their husbands than courting them.
Fuck it, out of practice and willing to take short story requests to do it as prose or greentext within reason.
Need to do it so as to not get too comfy from this music
No, but she teaches them the importance of doing so, as well as how to properly clean and take care of themselves, which includes sewing lessons and first aid lessons, as well as other things that will be of use to them once their new master or mistress comes for them.
>a Manticore will never propose to you like this
Just end my suffering please
I want to hug that Manticore and tell her everything will be alright.
And then jab myself with her tail and pump her full of cubs.
I want to tease Tanukis and their fat asses!
In the case of desert Takukis, their fat tits!
No, so tell your friends to get off of me and go away.
Did a Manticore rape your mother or something?
They got meme'd to death for me, and as fun as writing one would be there's just no way I can do it as effectively as somebody like RS because he knows how to tap into their bitchiness.
he eats shitty chocolate crumble cake and likes it, whereas I'm content with cheesecake and raspberry drizzle
No, I have a Tanuki maid.
That I don't have sex with, she's just there for work.
Some people think it's out of character for them to be portrayed as anything but unfeeling rape machines, no positive emotions allowed.
Either that or Nerdhounds, which was fun for a while but then someone decided to force it way too hard. I personally still like the idea of Hellhounds with nerdy habits, but not Nerdhounds.
>Manticores are memes
>Ceshire Cats are memes
>I like them both
Am I just a faggot memer
So what would be a good way to write or portray them?
Desert Tanukis are aroused by a good haggler anon, so
haggle for her hand in marriage.
Manticores love causing fearboners
Cheshire Cats love messing with people until they give in to lust.
So together, I guess the optimal use of their default personalities is spooky rape.
Like you would write any character other, and using their Encyclopedia pages as reference.
Species' pages are templates for individuals, not exact descriptions of them.
Is it wrong that I want to be raped all night long by a Manticore/Cheshire Cat duo?
I know what you were going for anon, but all I can think of is that reverse gloryhole story I saw once.
I don't know. But the other way is to go out and salvage something she wants and try to get her to trade for it. Just keep denying her monetary offers.
You'll know you've reached the point where she wants to marry you when she offers sex of some sort and tries to entice you with her tits or her ass. That means she wants you and at that point the thing is pretty much an engagement ring.
Just imagine it, going into a tea cafe in Wonderland and asking for the house special. Then you see them going to a big ass tea pot/kettle, put a sleeping Dormouse so she doesn't get burned and then making delicious chamomile tea with her.
Then you make the mistake of bottling some of it and giving it to your
Oh god, throw a Hellhound and a Kakuen in there too and have them rape me to tears that they lick up and it's pretty much one of my deepest fantasies.
As long as there's aftercare too. Any good dom knows that aftercare is important.
Reposting the near-comprehensive list I made with two new additions.
I would have used the encyclopedia page as a rough idea, but have enough variation where every Manticore (or even Monstergirl) wouldn't be a carbon copy of one another.
Like Manticores/Dragons would usually be loners, Cheshire Cats are usually outgoing and social, etc. Plus it would depend on how much monster is in them compared to how much girl is in them (are they MGQ levels of rape beasts or are they able to function in society without needing to fuck something every twenty minutes).
But I'm just thinking out loud here.
So same as me, except I put Cheshires that much down the chart less because of memes and more because Kunka's doujin rendered them into a less charming kind of mischievous-prankster-girl-gimmick than I was coming up with by their profile. Guess it's a tad harder to ignore canon than Anon#56588's shitposting to me.
It pisses me off hat males yanderes are automatically bad here, what the fuck, a guy can't be crazy in love? Then I think, yandere archetypes thrive on emotional instability and that's more of a female quirk. Oh well.