You think I'm best girl...
... Right?
>>15496894
I am sure of it!
Best to wet her follower's many dicks.
Best for hatefucking and hair-pulling, sure.
>>15496894
Nope.
>>15496894
Yes sexy monk lady. Your beautiful hair, pretty face, sexy body and sweet disposition makes me want to follow your lead to the ends of the earth!
My faith belongs only to Moriya Shrine!
>>15496904
... What happened in April?
>>15497067
I had a dream with Parsee in it, actually.
>>15496894
Best girl indeed, especially with shotas.Well, second best to Yuyuko at the very least.
She's near the bottom of my list, actually!
They're tied
>>15496894
Hey man, you made a good thread and all but...
could you please stop posting pictures of my mom?
No, not even a little. Almost everything she's got someone else does better, and the things that are unique to her are negative traits or things I'm not into.
So yeah, not best girl. Probably closer to the worst than anything. Certainly not the very worst, but still nowhere you want to be. Sorry, Byaks.
Mom! I'm sorry I popped a boner looking at your friend with the frills and bows! I swear I only love you! I promise! Don't hit me, mom!
>>15497067
MOM! Noo!
>>15497306
Kokoro has two mommies!
evil hag wants to destroy humanity
>>15497081
USO DA
>>15497818
Give me details?
Ehh, you're kinda up there
>>15496894
Off course
>>15500276
Tons of Touhous got her beat as a Boobhu and/or mom. Same whole for the whole "pretty and nice, but don't make her mad..." thing. Keine, etc. Meiling and even Kasen have her beat in martial arts/physical fighting. Miko and the Moriyas are better religious leaders. All the magicians have her beat in that category.
What's even left?
>>15500435
Actual benevolence.
>>15500468
If I could buy the actual part? Maybe, if we ignore Eiki and sorta Keine. But I can't, so she gets lumped together with the other faux and only occasionally benevolent Touhous.
>>15500435
Buddhists are the best crew.
>>15500468
Oh wow, you actually fell for the "Byakuren is a nice person" meme.
Byakuren should really wear a helmet. No amount of black magic is going to stop her skull from splintering into tiny bits is she stacks.
>>15500874
What did you mean by this?
The sex touhou,
>>15507061
Can Byakuren use magic to strengthen her vagina and crush your penis?
>>15506991
Byakuren preaches coexistence, but her actual actions and the state of her temple speak otherwise.
I want to mating press mom!
>>15507061
I thought Kasen already held that coveted title.
>>15496894
Yes, not even a doubt.
>>15496904
>Parsee
My Nigga
>>15512164
That's not funny, my brother died that way.
>>15512286
Get in line bucko, she said I could go first.
>>15512164
Not a bad way to go, unless she doesn't let you cum first.
>>15506991
Byakuren isn't actually a nice person, she's a selfish and vindictive witch who never deals with her problems, preferring to seal things away and avoid ever having to meaningfully grapple with them. She's a total failure as a Buddhist: she turned to magic because she was terrified of growing old and could not accept the transient nature of worldly things, and even today the reason she's so pro-youkai is because if the youkai were to ever disappear, the magic that sustains her would likely disappear with it.
