Satori is cute ! I want to kiss her !
So, Satori can read the minds of people.
People usually think in their native tongue.
So, let's say a negro from South Africa thinks in afrikaanese. Could Satori understand him?
>>15476324
>>15476324
She's all knowing ! Of course she would !
>>15476242
She's in our custody, you cannot kiss her.
>>15476436
Source? I'm laughing
Satori has THREE threads!And they are all dead!
>>15476965
We should do everything we can to revive them !
I want to bottom out inside Satori's tight pussy!
>>15476965
I wanna be her abusive Husband so bad
>>15476984
Do not lewd the Satori, I'm gonna marry her !
>>15476974
You should learn to use the damn catalog
>>15476990
I wanted my own thread for her...
>>15476987
why abusive?
>>15476324
I'm always under the impression that mind reader doesn't exactly "read" what people think, rather they "understand" their thoughts.
So language barrier isn't an issue.
>>15476436
That... kinda looks like a prelude to... stuff.
>>15476436
t-they don't have sex with them do they ?
>>15476988
your wife is my pet, dude.
>>15477095
I don't mind sharing
>>15477101
Orgy at your house with Satori!
>>15477095
Your pet is my onahole, pal
>>15477123
Is Remi invited too ?
>>15477130
Of course!
>>15477143
Dibs on Satori first !
>>15477146
Satori really likes her futomaki
>>15477163
She's just a hungry girl !
>>15477143
I allow it
>>15476987
I want to be Satori-chan's tentacle husband!
>>15477342
I want to kiss Satoris feets !
>>15477163
The best part about this is that she knows what you're thinking about her while she eats it
>>15477352
I want to lick Satori's soft feet after a whole day of wearing slippers!
>>15477374
I wanna smell her slippers after a long day and kiss her stockings !
>>15477383
Sample savers should be gagged and cuffed to serve as semen dumps
>>15477402
I'm... I'm ok with that
I just realized that non-h doujin rarely give any space to her ability, while porn ones often use it to its fullest as a plot device
>>15477402
This man speaks the truth
>>15477430
This all sounds so tempting
>>15477405
literally maximum cute
>>15477509
You don't know cute, man
>>15477520
there is objectively nothing cuter than sisterly love though
cute
>>15477520
>>15477543
29885
Reminder that Satorin is strictly for physical and emotional abuse
>>15477601
and then you act like her nicest friend in a week until she is happy again just to start abusing her once again?
>>15477607
Exactly, she would know that you are just faking it, but she is too starved for companionship to actually do anything about it
>>15477520
moooodsss
>>15477607
>>15477601
Murdering anon and rescuing Satori from the rape dungeon!
>>15476984
>>15476987
>>15477342
>>15477352
>>15477374
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>>15477645
The mods won't save you from a life of suffering devoid of Satorin's presence
SMALL
FIVE
LO
LI
>>15477632
Thinking about Koishi while having sex with Satori
I want to flood Satorin's defenseless womb with my semen
>>15477803
>Thinking about Koishi
falling asleep during sex seems like it would be somewhat difficult
THEN DO IT, YOU STUPID SHITHEAD!!!!
>>15477781
Oh, so that's where the nendo backpack comes from.
>>15477371
Yeah, that she must be very hungry to swallow it all in one gulp. Does the Yama even pay her to take care of Former Hell?
>>15476242
Babe I really feel ya <3
I want to molest Satorin and make her cum in public with my dirty thoughts alone!
http://exhentai.org/g/950935/ce35c100d7/
>>15480213
She is really just the cutest thing ever ! <3
Imminent sex with Satorin!
Imminent kissing the Satorin !
Imminent raping the Satorin!
Imminent tucking in the Satorin !
I hope Satori is prepared, she's due for a rough, hard fuck. I'm gonna make that butt red as hell and let her know whose the boss and why she enjoys being the bottom bitch. Then I'll cuddle, and let her rest.
>>15481075
The Satori is not for lewding !
>>15481085
But, anon, it's for her health!
>>15481110
Pets for Satori, not rape !
>>15481119
Don't worry it's just hard loving!
>>15481165
That sounds like rape to me anon...!
>>15477430
>I just realized that non-h doujin rarely give any space to her ability, while porn ones often use it to its fullest as a plot device
>>15480347
H-artists with passion for their craft are a treasure.
>>15481368
Would you hide Satori if she ends up at your house while running from an angry satori-hating mob?
>>15481487
I wouldn't do it for free
What's in it for me...?
>>15481487
Of course, but I'd also keep her as my personal loli onahole
>>15481487
I'd take her in, give her a good meal, let her bathe, let her get a nice bed and then have sex with her until she conceives.
>>15481487
I'd hug her and tell her everything is ok !
I want to marry Satori !
>>15481491
>>15481537
>>15481546
Wanting to fuck Satori is one thing, but taking advantage of her when she's running for her life and/or depending on you to keep her safe is another entirely. You have to be a special kind of shitbag to do that.
>>15481897
At least you're fine.
I want to blow my load deep in Satorin's fertile, unprotected womb on her ovulation day
>>15482695
Is it just me or is that picture of Satori not anatomically correct?
>>15482791
Yeah, her head's too big, since she is a 2D character and all.
But most of it is perspective.
>>15482693
Wouldn't she easily find out you want to abuse her in exchange for her safety anyway? I bet she'd just go look for another place to hide in then.
>>15482791
Man what the fuck I thought I was having some deja vu shit. >>15447712
>>15483239
If she's paying attention she'd know, but if the mobs right on her tail she'd probably take her chances with the one pervert over them.
>>15483239
Her choice is either become my cumdump or getting lynched by the angry mob outside, what choice does she have?
>>15483606
Getting lynched it is
>>15484214
But the mob would probably gang rape her in a very violent way before killing her, I'd rape her gently and give her a nice breakfast the next morning
>>15483378
I know /jp/ likes to play the tough and heartless man sometimes but I can, with a good conscience, say that none of you could rape such a cute face when it actually came to it
>>15484517
You're probably right. Words are cheap. Still...
>>15484517
I wouldn't rape her face. I would rape her filthy youkai pussy.
>>15480448
I love her so damn much <3
She's moe!
>>15485129
That fucking spellcard. Even the name is cute.
>>15484974
Youd probably cum in your pants the moment she smiles at you
heyyyy what about meee
>>15485238
slutty imouto plz go
>>15485251
Woah man, Satori would never say that.
>>15485258
I know that is why I said it
>>15485183
Short haired pink hair is so fucking perfect
Ain't she cute? :3
I have tons of pics of her lol
>>15485236
Then she can clean me up and we can go again.
MMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>15485238
This one likes to kill her babies.
I love her!
I always had this question: Why Internet loves Touhou so much?
>>15485394
She's cute, weak, has a variable personality and interesting power, and is a shut-in.
>>15485394
Because nyah~
>>15485394
I know (Because i love her too lol),but i asked about Touhou. There are CDs,fan animes,fan art,fan music,PVs and lots of others things.
>>15485424
Because why not.
Dozens of cute girls, people like that, Internet likes it.
...ok, I'll speak for myself: ZUN. I enjoy his art, that includes Touhou
Nyan! Nyan!
>>15485394
The games are fun
>>15485419
>>15485464
Satori is not a cat.
>>15485470
But she's so cute i don't care
5th grade loli!
What do Satorin's panties smell like?
>>15485948
I wanna bury my face on her panties !
I want Satori-chan to give birth to my rapebaby!
>>15485948
Like Satori, obviously.
>>15486054
Satori smells like piss?
>>15486057
No.
>>15486057
Absolutely not
>>15486057
Monsters don't pee.
>>15486148
How does she even expel all the tea and sake she drinks at parties then
>>15486245
Satori doesn't attend parties. "Hated by everyone," remember?
What if Satorin was into femdom?
>>15486314
I want Satori to be my mistress and make me lick her boots !
>>15486314
A mindreader would make a fine mistress
>>15477342
I want to be Satori's horse husband!
>>15486528
Satori is pure don't ruin her !
Satori is very acquainted with animals!
>>15487623
I want to be satoris pet !
>>15487630
I want to be her love bully!
mfw anime near me
>>15487646
I want to be her loving husband !
How tall is Satori?
>>15487834
Taller than me, Satori could beat me up.
>>15487834
How tall is a fifth grader?
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>>15488471
This is the stuff dreams are made of.
Where do her tubes connecT?
How does Satori even survive with no humans around to fear her?
>>15487834
Satori is both tall and motherly!
>>15488932
Fear welfare.
>>15488932
She's "feared" (or more like hated, really) by spirits and the denizens of the Underworld as well. Satori don't thrive on fear per se. They thrive on annoying the piss out of others by reading their thoughts aloud. Works on non-humans as well.
>>15488962
I thought Youkai specifically needed humans to believe in their existence in order to survive, otherwise wouldn't have it been easier to fill Gensokyo with spirits instead of inbred Japs?
>>15488974
>spirits instead of inbred Japs
These are the same thing, except spirits are more dangerous (as in, capable of seriously harming youkai just by being spirits, it's canon) and harder to manipulate, what with the lack of physical threat.
Satori are kind of unique among youkai in that their myth doesn't involve inducing fear. So they can work with other sentient creatures (such as animals), whereas most fear-based youkai would have a hard time scaring other youkai, spirits, or animals.
>>15488942
Delet this
>>15488932
She survives with the amount of sperm we ejaculate in her honor!
>>15488942 wHAT
>>15489633
Just cowtits lovers being their usual terrible selves, slapping hulking gobs of meat on a perfectly fine loli to appease their desire for defilement of whatever is good in this world
>>15489633
A girl that won't put you on a list.
>>15488942
>disgusting cowtits on the perfect satori
please go and stay go
>>15490807
I enjoy small-to-moderate boobs on my Satori.As dictated by canon.
>>15490857
Her breast size is perfectly proportionate to her body
>>15490696
This. We need a rule against that shit.
>>15490866
Are these Satoboobs acceptable?
>>15490885
They're borderline too big !
>>15490901
Come on! You can make an exception!
>>15490901
Come on!
>>15490954
>>15490924
Borderline still means acceptable !
>>15491091
Oh? Oh, good!
>>15491100
I want to lick and kiss the satoboobs !
>>15488256
6'3"
>>15491688
No way she is around 160cm!
All kinds of Satopai are good, I'm not going to hate my Satorin just because she grew tits out of nowhere.
>>15490924
Those are huge.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49404001
>>15494457
Man, remember when Pixiv wasn't internationalized and didn't allow 3D shit on it?
Good times.
>>15494457
Disgusting
I want to make out with her camera-shy belly button!
Your thoughts on SATOHIPS?!
>>15495356
I want to make her a mom
>>15496125
SATORI IS PERFECT
Is she legitimately the most moe Touhou?
>>15495338
what if she gets pregnant?
>>15496471
Canonically the most annoying.
>>15496590
But that's Marisa
<3
I want to marry her
>>15496599
>he doesn't like Marisa
>>15496741
She's not bad but nowhere near as good as Satori
I like her, but I don't think I could be in a relationship with her.
I mean, she knows all your secrets.
She knows I have a really bad case of swamp ass during the summer, or that I like to piss in the sink, and that I'm such a sick pervert.
I don't think I could look her in the eye.so I'll blindfold her as I tenderly rape her
>>15496759
She'd still be able to read your mind, freak.
And yeah, if you can't handle your secrets being vulnerable, then you should stay away from her. That's obvious.
>>15497122
>shes gonna know I like to dip oreo in water instead of milk
Guess I cant marry her
（結婚しよ）
>>15496549
I would gladly take responsibility!
She's so cool <3
>>15503097
I want to roughly mating press her petite frame
>>15504428
I want to clean her with my tongue once you're done with her!
>>15476324
She reads "hearts". So, like, she can interpret your mind. This is why she can recall things like danmaku patterns and things the person saw.
It's probably a simple task to understand what they're thinking even in another language.
>>15506503
You'd save a lot of time if you sucked him off, you flaming homosexual.
I want to carry Satorin!
>>15499131
あなたを寝取られしょ！
I wanna kiss the Satori !
>>15509158
I want to kiss her cervix with my hard penis!
>>15509820
Do not lewd satori !
>>15509843
I want to kiss her cervix with my hard penis in a monogamous life-long relationship with her!
I want to settle with this low-class 2hu!
>>15511483
Satori is a high-class 2hu! She has her own mansion, hosts of servants, an important job under the Yama themselves and a distinguished demeanor!
But anon, no one wants to be around her and she's in hell where no one wants to go.
>>15511610
If you are in hell with your waifu are you even in hell?
>>15512535
Satori is not your waifu, she is a monster whose only purpose is annoying humans
>>15513066
I hate humans at least as much as her though, we are a perfect fit
>>15513122
She would still annoy you terribly, since for how much of a misanthrope you might be, you are still a human
>>15513154
I have trouble imagining how she could annoy me
>>15513163
That's the point, she's going to read your mind, -find- what will get under your skin, and do it. Especially because you don't know, that'll make it all the more effective.
>>15513215
At least I will have attention from an absolute qt
All of the lovestruck imbeciles ITT need to realise not finding a satori annoying, or offering them no thoughts to parrot, is an antithesis to what satori are, and in fact scares them, if not outright threatening their existence. The best course for Satori would be for her to piss you off everyday. Good luck clinging onto your infatuation in this circumstance, though.
>>15513423
Being a satori sucks, since it seems that they actually crave companionship, but their very nature means that everybody hates them
>>15513423
The reason Im browsing this website is that I can almost enjoy my anger though so I would be fine
>>15513423
I want to bully the Satorin by thinking about how hard I want to fuck her all day. I'll even throw in some thoughts about fucking her imouto and pets too as a bonus.
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/love_love_love_you_very_much_satori_sama
I love Satori-sama!, I want to do the most disgusting lewd things to her!
>>15523033
Like what? Holding hands?
>>15525197
Interlocking fingers.
>>15513423
In some stories, satori outright die if they witness a completely instinctive act with no conscious thought. This means that, once you see Satori, you can exterminate her by going full faceless man mode and raping her with your bestial instinct alone.
Probably doesn't apply to Gensokyo though, since that would make Koishi's presence fatal to her sister.
>>15525491
Koishi is already lethal to her sister.
http://exhentai.org/g/954161/1b5983b6f8/
>>15525521
That was weirdly heartwarming
>>15525521
That's sort of a happy ending, and it's pretty cute (guro aside)
>>15525444
LEWD!
>>15526392
I wanna pinch her cheeks and kiss her lips !
i want to kiss koishi instead
>>15525491
Imagine cornering Satori in a dark alley, and seeing her trembling with fear as she parrots all your disgusting thoughts and lists what unholy things you are going to do to her underage body, full aware that if she doesn't keep you interested and engaged you'll just give in your animal lust and deny her existence!
Hello Desu
>>15527148
The satori is for hugging and protecting, not endangering
>>15527207
I want to help preserve the satori!
Comfy satori
http://exhentai.org/g/954962/a08266e1cf/
>>15534193
The thing that always perplexed me about Kiira's work, besides the liberal use of lens flare, is how the fuck are there so many pedos wherever Satori goes
>>15534235
Needs more third eye. Those vestigial button eyes are unsatisfactory
Nobody likes Satori.
Canon most hated in Touhou.
>>15534297
Nobody likes me either so we would make acgreat pair!
>>15535123
But I like you Anon!
>>15535792
But if you like him, doesn't that mean he isn't as hated as Satori, and thus couldn't be with her?
Clever devil.
>>15538672
Exactly, I'll keep liking every single hated person so that I'll be the only person no one likes and I can marry Satorin!
