I want to have sex with a corpse
That's understandable.
>>15472253
Dont do it
She's stinks and is dirty
You and me both, OP.
I want to feed a corpse
>>15472253
Same
Yoshika's cold, dead womb
Post the hop one.
>>15472314
Give her a nice long bath beforehand and problem solved.
>>15472253
Anon have you ever touched a dead corpse? They are really cold. Might wanna bring your blankie.
>>15473537
Do you have a confession to make, anon?
This zombie has nice titties. I wonder if she gets em massaged.
What does zombie milk taste like?
>>15473537
Ahh, I want to touch some flesh
I want to have nothing to do with her.
>>15474840
She doesn't make milk, she's dead!
I wonder how she smells like.
>>15472253
>sex with a corpse
I will do anything for flesh, but I won't do that.
What is it about undead girlsthat makes them so positively alluring?
She's cute, but no way am I sticking my dick in dead.
Me too :v
>>15476117
Unwashed human flesh and perfume.
>>15476630
The cool, refreshing skin.
The slight scent of perfume and embalming.
The fact that no matter how hard you slam her slippery cold love folds with your penis she'll never get pregnant. You could pump her useless frigid dead womb to the brim with your hot sticky semen and it would do nothing. Your seeking sperm would swim and strive for naught inside her slimy rotting uterus.
>>15476507
Suddenly a certain song by Meatloaf just popped into my head and I'm laughing more than I should.
>>15485167
It's from a Resident Evil parody that I saw years ago. Can't remember what it was called.
A corpse...should be left well alone.
>>15472253
This is illegal you know?
>>15490959
I google'd what countries/states allow necrophilia, and came up with nothing. Looks like you're right.
I was going to be so smug, too.
>>15490018
Be careful you could summon Lady Marisa with words like that.
>>15485167
You weren't the only one...
>>15485120
Also she has no need to breathe or any biological limits to her stamina. She could take your entire length into her mouth and simulate it for as long as she likes, no matter how many times you cum down her throat. Her stamina would be something to look out for as it'll far outlast yours. So you better satisfy her before that happens.
>>15472343
BEST
I used the jiang shi costume with my Yoshika in Puppet Dance Performance.
>>15476630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty5R37YF8LU
>>15476667
git gud, casual normie baka gaijin
>>15472253
who doesn't?
>>15472253
I want to impregnate that corpse
>>15497046
But she can't have babies.
>>15492404
>Cemetary
Triggered
Enjoy your dick rotting OP.
>>15500239
Actually, semen is more toxic.
>The substances cadaverine and putrescine are produced during the decomposition of animal (including human) bodies, and both give off a foul odor.[3] They are toxic if massive doses are ingested (acute oral toxicity of 2 g per kg of body weight of pure putrescine in rats, a larger dose for cadaverine); there are no effects at all for a tenth of that dose.[4] While figures for humans are not available, allometric scaling, which takes into account body surface area, is often used to compare doses in different animals, with useful results.[5] Scaling 2g/kg from rats suggests that a 60 kg (132 lb) person would be significantly affected by 27 grams (0.95 oz)[6] of pure putrescine. For comparison the similar substance spermine, found in semen, is over 3 times as toxic.
So remember kids, limit that bukakke.
>>15499403
You are wrong!
It's magic~
>>15500239
/x/phile here.
Decomposition is caused by bacteria that are normally fond in and on your body, once they're no longer checked by life processes like your immune system and digestive acids. The high concentration of their byproducts might result in skin irritation, and sepsis is likely if they contact open wounds. OP might want to rinse his junk with alcohol afterwards (or use a condom).
Also, fun fact: maggots can jump, something like a foot and a half distance. Several kinds aren't particular about whether they eat dead or living flesh. You're far less likely to get myosis in your dick if you're circumcised, let the implications of that sink in. Seriously, consider that condom.
>Don't bareback dead girls.
>>15492417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWb-mG2Zhcg
>ur waifu a slut
>>15497046
>>15499403
I can keep trying, if you know what I mean
Corpses should be as beautiful as her
>>15500573
There's a disjoint here however between the corpse-slut here in question and a traditional Western zombie. This one is specifically mentioned to have a great complexion for a corpse, and her ability indicates the presence of a somewhat functional digestive system. Jiangshi as a matter of fact are closer to vampires than zombies.
The tradeoff is that jiangshi will steal positive energy from people and kill them, so you might not lose your dick, but your life is at great risk even if she is friendly.
>>15500573
You put a lot of thought and did research on this subject.
Very Suspicious
>>15502300
Very suspicious indeed. You think he actually did 'it'?
>>15476100
Maybe if >>15497046 succeeds she'll start making more!
>>15490959
Are you the CD-i poster from the other thread?
