Why is the cutest Touhou a canon slut?
What have I done to Zun to deserve this?
>>15471630
You weren't Japanese.
>>15471657
I actually am like 5% japanese
Because you didn't married her and give her children. Now she is the fornication Touhou.
>>15471630
Being so retarded to call her a slut for having children is punishment enough.
>>15471903
By OP's terrible logic, Junko's also a slut.
>>15471630
Some Japanese Gods can make babies with objects.
>>15472177
>Implying the purifying process didn't return her to a virginal state
>>15472177
Slut, too
>>15471630
She's not a slut though. That's just fanart hence it's not canon.
>>15483610
All doujins are canon
>>15471630
SUWAKO IS NOT A SLUT
SHE IS PURE AND DEVOTED TO ME
WE ENGAGE IN PERFECTLY CHRISTIAN ACTIVITIES TOGETHER LIKE HUGGING AND HAND HOLDING
>>15472495
Yeah, but who are you quoting though?
She's not a slut. She didn't touch a penis for thousand of years.
>>15484130
That's one puffy vulva
fuck frogs
>>15484357
Well if you insist...
>>15484357
Gladly