Patchouli is going to the beach!
>>15427658
she looks like she just got to the beach
from the ocean
>>15427687
BURN
>>15427658
There are no beaches in Gensokyo. Just Misty Lake..
>>15427687
>>15428023
Thats why is a vacation
>>15427658
She should be going to /d/ where she belongs.
Patche is not fat!!
>>15427658
Cool, I want to show her the streets of Venice Beach CA.
>>15428023
She could leave the barrier. I think it only yokai that are not allowed to leave.
>>15428909
...Patchouli is a youkai.
>>15428925
Shhhh. We will sneak her out when Reimu is off doing something in the next game.
Knead the meat.
Creampie the meat.
>>15428909
santa monica is corny as hell and extremely polluted
Patchy needs to lose some weight!
>>15428925
Patchouli is a cutie!
>>15430934
Patchouli needs to be impregnated by my cock!
phatchouli
>>15429629
Santa Cruz would be better.
And Flan and Cirno could brink their skateboards and carve...:
>>15427658
What, did she eat everyone when she got there? Fatty.
>>15434135
Yokai don't care about people feelings
They're all just fatasses that would rather have a full stomach. True fact
>>15427658
She brought the tide in!
>>15434389
So she did.
>>15436094
All of them
>>15427658
Why is Patchy the favorite for fat and bbw loving artists?
>>15447136
shes such an easy target for them because she is so fat!
>>15447136
Her characterization is basically an inactive and almost antisocial neet that does nothing but read books all day without a care in the world
There's two body types for that kind of character. Anorexic, or the more appealing morbid obesity
In reality though, most 2hus are probably fat
>>15447707
well she also "forgets to eat sometimes" so the fatty fat fat doesn't make much sense
and besides, we all know who the best fathus are anyway.
Pachu is just more popular because SDM
>>15447136
Because she is inactive (has anemia), antisocial, and just reads all the time to study magic. Her outfit is also pretty loose and comfy and really doesn't indicate much about her body type.
But she's a Magician, so she has no need for bodily functions like eating, so I've always figured she would be more thin than anything, especially considering she's fairly sickly.
>>15447928
EoSD's such a meme at this point that it really overshadows all the potential the rest of the series has
>>15448024
Doesn't help that most Touhou games 10 and up just aren't that good.
>>15438171
She's a hungry girl.
>>15447928
They're fat and GROSS!
>>15447925
Skipping meals buts your body into starvation mode, so it saves up on fat easily. For example, skipping meals will make you crave quick sugar, which also slows down your metabolism, so only eating one day a meal is awful for you and will make you fat.
>>15448051
>>15448195
But EoSD is the wonkiest game hands down, even the PC-98 play better, so there's no real logic behind that post.
>>15448633
>even the PC-98 games play better.
Dumbest post on this entire thread.
Bodyshaming Patchouli at the beach! Watching her walk away while trying to hold back tears!
>>15451606
I don't like you.
I want to fuck this fat whore
>>15454772
Whales are no good.
>>15448372
plump and DELICIOUS*
>>15448114
For everyone.
If Patchouli swims, she has to naked off her shoes and expose her smelly naked bare feet though!
>>15456775
Ah! I mean "TAKE" off her shoes!
>>15456775
>>15456776
freudian slip there, anon?
>>15456814
It was! I can't help! I love Patchy, and I really love it when she is naked!
The best Patchy is an embarrassed, trembling, red-faced Patchouli with nothing at all covering her cute body! Her "M-MUKYU!"s are really cute!
