Alice appreciation thread.
I love Alice. If you look up the definition of "perfect" in the dictionary, it's just a picture of her.
Alice is perfection
>>15399095
Are you new?
Alice is a lesbian that secretly likes dick.
>>15399275
Futa Marisa??
Apply directly to Alice's forehead to show your appreciation.
>>15398905
>>15399091
Not quite, but almost.
Alice is the cutest when she's happy!
>>15399340
Alice is the cutest when she filled to the brim with love-seed.
I want to stick my dick in her.
anyone seen my shovel?
I want to decapitate Alice and fuck her neckholes!
>>15401051
How cruel. She has a perfectly usable hole on her face as it is.
I swear to God, if you motherfuckers keep lewding up my wife, I'm seriously going to fuck you up!
>>15401646
Alice's tits are too big on the left image
>Alice will never turn you into one of her dolls
Why even live ????
>>15401646
>>15400755
She's been shown to be friendly to most people, though.
>>15401660
That's a lie.
>>15401660
You're a dead man. I'm tracking you down as I type this. You better get your affairs in order.
Take it easy and love Alice
Perfect wife material.
Beautiful, like a doll
>>15404918
>Like
>>15401689
Except for when she's nailing strangers to fucking trees.
>>15408392
Does that actually happen in canon?
>>15408439
In bohemian red she nails effigies to trees, feeling that it was artistic.
I'd also like to point out that she said she was *normal* to Marisa
she is not evil
>>15408487
That's a serene expression, for someone who just got BTFO.
>>15408781
it happens to her a lot, so it is comforting to her now.
>>15408439
>Alice seems to have connexions with Dolls in Pseudo Paradise. One involves how one of the honest men died from being "nailed to a tree" despite being inside, which relates to Alice's article in Bohemian Archive in Japanese Red about her nailing straw effigies to trees. Others include how the men stumble upon a "Western-style building deep within the forest" and how the culprit was a "beautiful blonde girl".
From the wiki.
>>15409044
This kind of speculation really shouldn't be on the wiki.
>>15400755
>>15401646
>>15401689
Reminder that Alice nails straw effigies to the trees in the forest at night.
>>15411051
I'd nail her against a tree day or night, by which I mean we would have outdoor intercourse regardless of time
>>15399340
That artstyle... but without massive tits?
How disgusting.
...weird story:
Last night I had an ugly dream. I dreamt Alice died, for real. There was a chapter of the official mangas (FS I think) where it showed an image of Alice smiling (it resembled an actual pic I recently saw of her here on Internet), with a message saying "we'll forever miss you" (kind of).
It was awful, I felt awful. She officially died!
...to be fair, a friend of mine died last week... that may explain it.
The Rape bait Touhou.
Would raping press.
>>15411051
Shanghai also doing it is so fucking cute
>>15414339
What............
>>15401739
That Alice is amazingly hot I can't even describe why either she just sets off my breed imparative nerves
Getting lost in the forest of magic and refusing to leave Alice's cottage after staying there for the night!
>secondaries misconstrue canon
>portray Alice as some edgelord
quoting ur mum btw
>>15425963
I want Alice's pale, petite but shapely butt on my face!
>>15425963
Why is Alice's small butt so beautiful?
>>15401646
ZUN didn't give Alice cowtits so both of these are wrong.
>>15434055
to trick you into making out with her pretty, pink asshole.
