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Mindflayers just want to help.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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>>15363865
But I don't need help. I'm fine. All is well.
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I love Mindflayers
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>>15363873
Hello little Phoenix. This is your life now.
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Holy shit, that last thread dragged on forever.
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Cats that are neither fat or itty bitty are ________.
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>>15363884
Boring
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>>15363884
Purrrfect.
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>>15363884
The best cat breasts
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>>15363884
mediocre
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Orcas are big and fit and will protect you from those nasty dolphins.
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Please take it and take it now
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>>15363890
I'd take it, but tumblr? I dunno.
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>>15363890
Orca-san is the coolest!
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No one answered my question in the last thread, what is a Wock? Is it like that shitty French game Wock-Fu?
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Trying to teach a lizardgirl and salamander how to read and write!
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>>15363906
There's a wock right here, right now. Take one.>>15363891
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>>15363890
Big Girls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW5cpSl4RAw
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>>15363893
Find me another one and I'll use it. Until then that's all I have, and since it's from Matsu I'm willing to overlook the tumblr bit.
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>>15363912
>>15363891
Thanks friend, this Wock shall be my new waifu
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>>15363903
Stop lying and leave us lone broken dolphin lover!
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>>15363913
That was cute
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>>15363879
Why did you just make a new one?
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>>15363916
Just take a real Jabberwock instead
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>>15363913
Goddammit you're a whale, not a dog.
>that beautiful singing
Aww, I can't stay mad at you.
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>>15363930
>Proportions visibly change between panels
This annoys me
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>>15363908
But the only want to fuck and fight
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>>15363908
>"Argh! Words are too hard! And I keep burning my paper! This is stupid!"
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>>15363932
Are you saying that you would deny a big, soft Orca girl singing you the song of her people in a lovely voice?
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>>15363953
If you burn the paper then you must write out on page from the dictionary
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>>15363937
Still damn cute
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>>15363953
Give her a slate to work on. Can't burn chalk...r-right?
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>>15363958
I just said it was beautiful you chowderhead!
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>>15363960
>>15363965
>"Dammit Anon! I'm a warrior, not a scribe!"
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>>15363966
Then it's time for you to give her little orca kids.
Do it now!
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>>15363945
Orcas are better then dolphins, it is the truth! They're also cuter and smarter!
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>>15363969
No time for that, whale songs now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=savCAd6RyPI
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>>15363968
Well, you'll never be a proper warrior with pudding between your ears! Would you rather be a respected hero or are you going to be satisfied being some hired thug, taking whatever coin or half-decent fuck someone throws at you? Now open your book back up.
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>>15363968
And I'm a doctor, not a teacher.
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>>15363974
>Orca girls and other whale girls sing lovely songs to get mates.
>Take it easy and are soft enough to cuddle.

One of the better seaborn girls.
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CHOMP
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>>15363884
Cats.
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>>15363890
But orcas and lots of other surprisingly large things are known to be bullied by dolphins in packs. It's like that image of the Japanese schoolgirls on trikes, only in real life.

Also, goddamn the thighs on that woman.
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>>15363976
>"I just want to hit people with my sword! It's your job to take care of the other stuff anyway!"
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>>15363980
Orcas are also soft and loving unlike dolphins!
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>TFW I invented the concept of nerdhounds

TRULY my life's work
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>>15363996
Well better than stinkypedes at least.
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>>15363996
She seems chill, I would love to hang out with her
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>>15363996
And I'm pretty sure I was there to suggest that a hellhound in glasses couldn't use her eye fire.

Nerdwans a best.
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>>15363992
You can swing your sword all you want, but if you can't out-think your opponent you'll never beat them. You might not like it, but this might save your life one day.
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>TFW I invented the concept of Stinkypede
TRULY my life's work
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>>15363996
I bet Nerdhound already goes to MGC College because of how much of a nerd she is.

I want to be her roommate!
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>>15364005
At least orcas can feel love!
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>>15364008
>so pathetic he pretends to be Alpie to get attention
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>>15364011
Dolphins are great at feeling love! whether you like it or not! All the better if you don't.
[clicking intensifies]
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>>15364012
How would you know unless you're Alp?
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>>15364016
Because I'm, uhh, Stalker Anon. Yeah. Your post is nothing like the real Alp's, you know.
>TRULY my life's work
See? No period at the end of the sentence. Alpie would never fall that low.
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>>15364015
Clicking your tongue is what delinquents do.

Is that what Dolphins are? A bunch of no-good delinquents who hang around the beach?
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>>15363996
>Helped invent Desert Tanukis
feels good.
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>>15364015
I want an Orca and Dolphin pod to rape me.
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>>15364027
We did it! We pulled it off!
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>>15364027
That tanuki looks wonderfully soft.
She's going to get a lot of little tanuki daughterus to help her run the caravan.
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>>15364038
I want to suck those tits.
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>>15364038
Well you're going to have to woo her if you want those delicious brown funbags.
And that means finding some particularly useful salvage and offering it to her as a dowry.
That is, if she doesn't notice you have it and try to offer her hand in marriage before you even offer.
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>>15364038
>>15364045
>>15364048
One customer at a time! Please!
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>>15364027
I dont really think dragon boss was a true thing but hey
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>>15363996
...but what if the nerdhoud, hellhound delinquent, and hellhound class-rep all went to the same school?
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>>15364058
Children wait for no man!
Get ready you're getting a good meal and a night on the town before baby making ensues.
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>>15364067
What if they were sisters?
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>>15364071
triplets even?
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>>15364072
Their father must have a lot to deal with, poor bastard.
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>tfw no cuddly and soft Orc waifu
Please hold me
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I want to cuddle with a christmas cake Ittan-momen
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>>15364090
No, that's gay. Think back on the life of a P'Orc and her rise from a lowly soldier to da Warchief, instead.
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>>15364073
As long as you find something useful or something she can sell.
Though you might attract the attention of other Desert Tanukis too and that might end with a harem and the uniting of their caravans.
Better brace yourself, because Desert Tanuki sex involves you getting laid down on a bed of pillows and sheets while she strips down and applies various traditional oils to her skin.
Then she's going to rock your world all night long.
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>>15364076
>>15364072
>>15364071
>>15364067
now we're getting somewhere
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>>15364096
Bedfucker stop.
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How do I find an orca onee-san so I can become her imouto
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>>15364107
>imouto
you what
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>>15364107
>so I can become her imouto
Anon, stop for a half a second, look up "Imouto" and then realize what you just did wrong.
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>>15364107
Alp no.
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>>15364117
That's not even getting into the fact that Desert Tanukis are huge cuddlebugs.
After sex she'll press up against you and wrap the sheets around you two so you can drift to sleep with her in your arms and silken sheets covering your bodies.
If you have a Desert Tanuki harem, this means even more Delicious brown cuddles. A cuddlepile if you will.
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Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead please send help, the demons won't leave and they keep trying to get me to stop working.

Don't they understand how a job works?
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Art fairy butt! Also not taking requests today, sorry. Just postan this
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>>15364126
As a reader of Otoyomegatari, I wish to know if there are Desert Tanuki with eyebrows?
>>15364129
W-what are you going to do with that penisil?
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>>15364129
Niiice.
Could be a little plumper though.
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>>15364132
>I wish to know if there are Desert Tanuki with eyebrows?
Why wouldn't there be?
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>>15364132
>W-what are you going to do with that penisil?
ainsley.png

>>15364135
She's lean because there's not enough drawfriends out there for her to feed on.
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>>15364141
I just want my Pariya.
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>>15363996
You will never sit with your nerdhound daughteru in your lap, watching obscure 80s movies with her, then watching history documentaries on a rainy day
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>>15364144
>She's lean because there's not enough drawfriends out there for her to feed on.
She could always laze away and take commissions.
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I just want to play video games with Miia so bad

She would wrap around me and squeeze me tight when losing, we would stick to Co-op games and i would heal her, or vice versa
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>>15364151
I want to sit next to Wock and play old video games on a CRT

It'd be comfy as fuck
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>>15364137
Sex with harem of Desert Tanuki is even lewder than regular Desert Tanuki sex.
Imagine a bunch of Delicious Brown shortstacks with their bodies covered in oil taking turns riding you.
The ones who aren't riding you are either rubbing their bodies against your sides or whispering lewd things into your ears.
And the post sex cuddles are to die for. All that soft, supple flesh pressed up against you man. And those smiles.
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>>15364022
>A bunch of no-good delinquents who hang around the beach?
Did you not hear about the rape caves? Of course they're delinquents. I bet if they could smoke they'd do that too.
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>>15364160
>play old video games on a CRT
Well I want to play CTR!
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>you will never be breastfed by a holstaurus
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>>15364182
Are you implying you'd be able to move while surrounded by that much cooing brown womanflesh? You would literally have your hands full with the rest of the harem, forget doing anything fancy unless they decide they want you to. I mean, I'm sure you could convince them, but it would be a group effort, save those times they line up with their tanuki butts out for you. Bongo playing optional.
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>>15364189
FALSE GOD
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>>15364182
If they're not riding you, then they can't bellydance for you during the act.
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>>15364107
I want to acquire an alp little sister from some anon that keeps screwing up his grammar!
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>>15364209
If you think that sounds good, wait until they have sex for procreation and not just pleasure.
It involves all of them oiled up and waiting for you to pound them in the missionary position or a mating press until they're all pregnant.
The oil they use for that is a potent aphrodisiac that'll keep you all going.
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>>15364004
>Monstergirl version of standard moe archetype
>"I invented that!"

I mean in this case it's even worse since it's based off a specific character rather than a mere archetype.
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Charon. Moth-Chan. Komodo nee-san. Dodo-chan. Chupacabra-chan. Brawny Lamia. Cammy the Chameleon.
Why do we forget all our OC, guys?
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>>15364257
>Remembering that shit Komodo
>Not Boogeywoman
For shame
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>>15364270
We had such a thing? Do you think she can introduce me to Candlejane? Because I'd date Slenderwoman but sh
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http://pastebin.com/hCcG6zdG
Gotta hand it to you beast. I now really want art of that tentacle form you described.
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>>15364272
Congratulations on your marriage!
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>>15364272
The basic idea was that Boogeywoman was a kind of monster that hid under people's beds that would either lure them underneath or just drag them under and then rape them.
/ss/ optional, she could just be stalking you if being the shota isn't your thing.
Not sure if it was ever worked out if she was a demon of some sort or a species of slime that looked like a shadow.
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>>15364115
>>15364112
>>15364118
Shit, I don't wanna become an alp.
My mistakes are my own
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>>15364270
Fuck you Komodo Oneechan is great
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>>15364300
>Paint me like one of your French Wights!
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>>15364338
I hope you're burned at the steak Alp
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>>15364338
And that's why Komodo Oneechan is shit.
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>>15364343
Thanks for making me imagine an alp burning their tongue on a sizzling steak fresh off the grill.
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>>15364343
>steak
Why thank you, I like my meat well done.
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>>15364346
>Kyaah! Atsui!
How do you help the poor thing?
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>>15364276
I liked the chair scene really.
The idea of touching separated parts of her and watching the main body react is something I didn't know I wanted
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>>15364369
By sending the demon to the pits of hell where it belongs
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>>15364379
Frollo, please. You just want to hurry up and go watch that 15-year-old Apsara dance.
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>>15364369
Telling her to blow on it and cooling her tongue off with red wine

I'll figure out how to handle a drunk alp later
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>>15364387
>getting an Alp drunk
Bacchus didn't intend wine to be wasted in such a manner.
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>>15364381
If thought book esmarelda was 14?
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>>15364381
>>15364393
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>>15364393
Well book Frollo was in his thirties, who cares.
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>>15364392
Please, Bacchus delights in seeing drunken alps draw circles on your chest and slurring if you want to play a game of pretend.
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>>15364409
>Baby I knowsh evvvrithin 'bout dicksh!
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>>15364409
>>15364411
Stop this anon, you've tempted me far too much with just this!
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Hey Anon, what are you thinking about?
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>>15364270
>>15364284

She's the monstergirlification of El Coco, which is a type of boogeyman. Specifically, the kind that lives in dark quiet places and abducts unwary children. It's its own kind of monster.

Trying to make it a demon or a slime is like taking a vampire and going "We never really decided if it was a zombie or some kind of leech" A vampire is a vampire. El Coco is El Coco.
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>>15364445
Thinking about how cute you are. And how cute our babies are gonna be.
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>>15364445
I'm listening to a 4-hour podcast where some guy interviews Grant Morrison. It's pretty neat. I don't know if I'm ready to get into comics on the level where I'd start buying a bunch of Morrison stuff, but it is very enlightening.
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>>15364445
That Jubjub who sits in front of you. Think you could maybe introduce me to her?
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"What are you doing up so late? It is mandatory cuddle time lil bro!"
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>>15364508
>"Talking with the mouse maid. I don't want to cuddle, it's always sweaty and gross."
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>>15364508
>>15364529
>not wanting to cuddle with chubby soft protective onee-san

I want to cuddle that.
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>>15364531
That's fine, but I don't. I'm not into thick girls.
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Come and get it!
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>>15364537
>I'm not into thick girls.
ALP DETECTED
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>>15364544
Scales AND feathers? Is she one of those "transitional forms" that they're always yammering about?
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>Go to the mofu shrine
>See this
What do?
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>>15364445
I dunno

Human stuff I guess
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>>15364567
Go to the store and get her some liver
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>>15364581
Beef, pork, or chicken?
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>>15364567
Why is a cat at the mofu shrine?
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>>15364712
How are you so sure that's a cat? She just used the word kitty for the kind of cuddling she wants to do. But that raises a different question: What the hell is kitty-cuddling?
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>>15364754
Is it when she sleeps on your chest? Because I want that.
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>>15364756
I hope so, that sounds lovely.
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Remember to properly train your gargoyles.

http://i.imgur.com/dOHnnPL.jpg
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>>15364567
Can I give her own liver? I bet she wouldn't even notice.
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>>15364774
Delightfully surprised it wasn't the one with the monk being harassed.
>>15364790
That sounds like a DC75 sleight of hand anon. Can you manage it?
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>>15364798
Of course I can. I might not be that good, but she isn't that smart.
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>>15363890
but orcas are assholes

>>15363893
lotta artists out there that use tumblr and aren't human garbage 2bh
matsu/graph is kinda eh though imho tbqhwy
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>>15364445
thinkegn bout fox girls
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>>15364858
>lotta artists out there that use tumblr and aren't human garbage
Can confirm this. There's actually a lot of pretty chill artists who don't fall under the usual "tumblr" art style and it's the site of choice for drawfags since it's less restrictive than the alternatives.
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>>15364887
>since it's less restrictive than the alternatives.
I mostly use it since reblogs propagate you a lot. Compared to something like DA, tumblr is surprisingly fast in giving you a good following. I got around 3k on my first year of using it
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>Oh no. Whatever will you do to me. You fiend. Oh, woe is me.
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>You'll never marry a Succubus whose mother is a Cursed Sword
>She'll never be gentle, relaxed and calm when you're around, only to slowly get more aggressive, irritable and ill mannered the longer she goes without you around
>You'll never be nicknamed "demon tamer" by people who don't know about her lineage
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>>15364931
Not sure if ravishing and ravaging an emotionless girl is all that much fun.
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>>15364931
Sorry babe, I'm not into twigs.
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>>15364945
>Pin a lich down by the arms and rape her
>She doesn't scream, cry or complain
>She just stares right into your eyes without even blinking
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>>15364961
>finish up
>...
>"Is that all I get?"
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>>15364712
It's a Kumiho acting like a catgirl to look more moe
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>>15364963
Oh come on! I know it's just 3 inches but can you at least pretend that it's 5!
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>>15364963
>"Yes now get going"
>...had better"
>"You were used goods?"
>"From my hand"
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>>15365363
OOOOOOOOOOOH
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yetis ready for bed in onesy pajamas
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>>15364931
Gonna poke her cheeks, gonna touch her mouth.
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>>15365385
>Yeti in a Yeti onesie
There's something cute about monster girls dressing as what they're based off of. Like a Jinko in tiger pyjamas.
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>>15365399
>Dragon in one of those dragon kiddie pjs.

Too early to give me a heart attack.
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Sumo Jinko!
Sumo Wolfu!
Sumo Cyclops!
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>>15364931
Was getting caught part of your master plan?
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>>15365468
You're a big wolf.
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>>15364931
Why hello there.
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>>15365497
>Furry nose
Crabman a shit.
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>>15365544
More like he lacks the autism of westerners
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>>15365544
I want to be squished between a Fenrir and a Hellhound so bad, the thermal shock would make my dick eternaly hard.
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>>15365595
>not liking button nose is autism
ok
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>>15365595
>>>/b/
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>>15365611
It really is.
We're already demons.
A button noise isn't a far cry from how depraved we are
NOW SNOUTS ON THE OTHER HAND
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>>15365595
See here's the thing, it doesn't bother me when it's on something like Polt because while I'm not a huge fan of fury it suits her character. When it's on a regular looking monster girl it just looks like he couldn't decide if he wanted to draw a furry or a monster girl and it looks incredibly wrong.
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New Hroz, was it posted already?

http://exhentai.org/g/942361/bf95281800/
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Are the Writers writing?
Are the drawers drawing?
Do I have to break out a Leanan Sidhe with the body of a Titania to inspire you people?
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>>15365745
>Super insparation fairy
Now that's motivation
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>>15365745
I'm sorry anon, but I just came back from a jog and I'm spent!
>>15365704
Or maybe I have just a little energy for some... activity.
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>>15365761
"super motivation fairy" more sounds like a cheesy mascot for shitty "hang in there" posters
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>>15365781
Oh yeah? Well you keep up that shitty attitude and you'll be sure to alienate all your friends! Ganbatte!
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>>15365704
There was a point where I'd have considered those too big but now my only thoughts are of paizuri. I blame these threads.
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>>15365781
Come on
When the tanuki's enslave us all, whats going to stop us from offing ourselves and continue working like a good cog in the machine should?
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>>15365795
Spite.
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>>15365795
My own personal rage
I dont need no faggot fairy poster.
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Oh, hi anon. You must be wondering how I got up here. It's a secret~
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>>15365851
You're not special.
http://i.imgur.com/y1sMKqR.jpg
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>>15365866
That is such bullshit and you all know it won't work out for any of you.
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>>15365745
>Are the Writers writing?
I edited my draft again last night, so yes actually.
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>>15365851
Gonna chop down the trees with my dick.
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Do not believe ThunderBrother's lies. Brown sugar cinnamon is the best flavor of pop-tart.
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vampire goths
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>>15365949
Really?
>>15365957
Cliche!
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>>15365961
I trusted him and bought S'mores instead of BSC for once. I feel betrayed.
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>>15365965
I see. Well, no. I don't. I don't even know what a pop-tart is. But I'm sure this is a dastardly deed.
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This spells trouble.
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>>15365965
Smores and Strawberry are the only two I like. Cinnamon is a terrible flavor for the goo in a tart or pie anyway. Honestly, only good in cookies and cakes.
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>>15365987
W I D E water wurm

what's in the pot?
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>>15365997
Whatever it is, it's not something she's optimistic about.
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>>15365745
In actual fact, yes I am for once. You will prepare for garbage and you will like it.
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>>15365745
>Leanan Sidhe with the body of a Titania
I want the drawers to draw that.
Really now, that could inspire anyone.
I mean, all it would inspire is a violent fap session but it still sort of counts as inspiration.
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>>15365987
She can't find a lover so she is brewing a love potion?
This can only go wrong.
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>>15366010
An Alp Doodle is fine too, right?
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>>15366015
As long as she is cute.
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>>15366020
So it isn't okay. Gosh darnit.
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A hellhound's special curry. The same curry she made to win your heart when you first started dating, the same curry she makes every wednesday for you and your puppies, 10 years later.
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Quick! Take this pocket Kiki and go!
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>>15366036
Wait a minute, you're not trying to trick me again, are you?
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Treasurer Dragon in a suit
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>>15366036
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Right now I would love to be in an undead realm.
>You'll never go to a bar in a city of eternal night and get hit on by well dressed Vampires and Wights
>The Ghoul barmaid will never playfully flirt with you the whole time I'm there
>You'll never get seduced and wake up with a pleasantly cool arm around you, still feeling that happy exhaustion from being fucked into the mattress all night
The lack of sunlight would bother me, but since the night sky is also pretty and I'd be surrounded by sexy undead types I doubt it would bother me much.
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>>15366015
I was thinking more of a good drawfag, but you knock yourself out.
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>>15366045
No it seems you now have a real Kiki alright. But something seems odd about the size of your 'pocket' Kiki.

It looks like you've been tricked and given a pigmy Kiki!
Who would want such an odd Kiki? I bet she can't even properly clean a room!
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>>15366058
I also imagine that undead realms would be nice and cool in addition to there being no sunlight which is really appealing right now, fuck this heat.
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>>15366063
Well not like I need her to. Just the places I can't reach like behind the desk and the bookshelf.
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>>15366063
Because pygmy kikis are big enough to safely make love too.

That and they are slightly soft so you can cuddle them.
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>>15366058
I like to imagine an undead realm would be like Halloween town, only with big perky tits and firm ass instead of disgusting things and weird shit.
It would still be a fun and lively place though, with everyone just having fun and doing as they please, because it isn't like anyone there needs to eat or anything.
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Left or right?
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>>15366036
Something about the thumbnail has always irritated me. It didn't help that one faggot used to post it every night.
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>>15366099
Hard decision. I'll go with right.
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If this doesn't inspire you to better yourself, I don't know what will.
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>>15366036
I'll give her a good home.

>>15366063
All the better to get to those hard-to-reach places...in my heart
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>>15366036
>we're doing pocket monstergirls again
That was stupid then and it's still stupid now.
You know a fun thread meme I miss having about? The kindergarten. That one at least made a bit of sense and it was actually entertaining.
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>>15366109
>The joke is Alp is bad at drawing
Boy, I'm glad this hasn't got old
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>>15366099
Left.
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>>15366120
I don't see you even trying to make anyone enjoy themselves.
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>>15366120
Eh, it gave me a chuckle.
I still want a good artist like Loen or Mono to give the concept a shot, but I know they're busy with real world stuff and paying commissions.
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>>15366116
Anon, if you are frustrated about a certain kind of content not showing up, why not bring it up yourself?

It doesnt even have to be complicated, a simple MG kindergarten related thing is probably enough to spark up a discussion.
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>>15366099
Right is White and White is Right
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>>15366109
Congratulations, you have inspired me to play video games instead.
Alp does it again.
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>>15366122
>Alp
>Doing anything to make people enjoy anything
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>>15366128
Whacha playing?
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>>15366109
>deleted
Say what you will about Alpie, at least he's considerate.
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>>15366134
I STILL don't see you even trying to make anyone enjoy themselves. You're trapped in the captivity of your own negativity.
>>15366138
I don't want to trigger anyone. This is a safe-space, after all.
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Beware!
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>>15366135
Abe's Oddysee.
I've only ever played Exoddus before, and I've always wanted to try it.
It's good so far, but the lack of quicksaves and the awful checkpoint system can go to hell, especially when hidden areas are concerned.
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>>15366140
>I STILL don't see you even trying to make anyone enjoy themselves. You're trapped in the captivity of your own negativity.
Of course you don't, I'm anonymous, like most people here. The point isn't to attention whore and tote everything you've ever done to earn brownie points. I don't see what this has to do with your schtick getting stale. Of course it can't get stale if it was never funny in the first place.
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>>15366145
So what are these silly things?
>>15366147
>still whining like a little bitch
Have you considered that if you STOPPED REPLYING it would be impossible to attentionwhore? You're part of the problem.
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>>15366155
A really good platformer/puzzle series where you're an alien who can possess other species and have to save your enslaved people. It was pretty popular back on the first playstation. It's also hard as balls and was basically the Dark Souls of platforming.
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>>15364217
I wanna dress Caster up like a cow.
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>>15366163
>the Dark Souls of platforming
Isn't that Lion King on the Sega?
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>>15366155
>Alp complains about other people getting triggered and needing safe spaces
>'God if you don't like it just ignore it you're the real problem don't be mean to me"
I don't even get how my saying about the fact you suck is related to the problem that you suck.
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>>15366175
>this guy is an attentionwhore!
>I better give him attention, that'll show him!
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>>15366163
It also has some monsters that would make pretty great monster girls if an artist put their mind to it.
>You will never have harem of Paramite girls
>A scrab girl will never let out an ear piercing shriek before chasing you down
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>>15366167
Sort of, but the checkpoint system in Abe and the lack of explanation generally means you're expected to die a lot as you work out how to get past each screen.
So it has a similar system to DS in that death is an educational tool.
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>>15366167

no that'd be the Demons souls of platforming
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>>15366178
My never called Alp an attention whore though. I just pointing out how retarded it is to say "What have YOU done for the thread?" in an anonymous imageboard.

Again, still dodging the initial point Alp. Why do you take criticism so poorly?
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