Who is best touhou and why is it Remilia?
>>15355966
Because her last thread died with less than 60 replies.
>>15355986
Because /jp/ is kill. Just check the other threads, same images, same lewd responses.
And yes, Remi is the best loli vampire.
>>15356029
>And yes, Remi is the best loli vampire.
But loli vampires are vastly inferior to full grown vamps.
>>15355966
Noblesse Oblige.
>>15356240
Does it hurt to be this wrong?
Die monster etc etc... world.. you
>>15356240
ugh
>>15356450
>>15356450
But it's true. Vampires are meant to be powerful, seductive, charismatic and haughty. Remilia might be more powerful then your average vampire, her childishness is a big drawback. She just can't seduce and ravish you like a vampire woman can. I'd also prefer for a vampire's personalty to not be her putting on airs.
>>15356499
The only thing she isn't from that list is seductive.
And her childish, whimsical personality makes Remi special and different from the usual "seductive" vampires.
Remi is for Uuu~
>>15356499
>her childishness is a big drawback. She just can't seduce and ravish you like a vampire woman can.
I'm a lolicon and my dick tells me you are wrong.
>>15356685
But even then she's mostly playing pretend when it comes time to seem vampire-like rather then it being natural.
>>15356701
Can she easily reach your neck and bite you, holding you against her developed body and whisper the most sensational things into your ear? She'd need a step-stool or that, and bedroom matters would be beyond her.
Remy high chair smugg-y smug smug~
>>15356761
If you have difficulty tolerating Japan turning every mythological creature or historical figure into little girls I don't know how you manage to avoid bursting into flames every time you load /jp/.
>>15356761
The Scarlets were around before the market was overly saturated.
>>15355966
REMILLA IS 2nd BEST TOUHOU!
BEST TOUHOU IS FLANDRE!
FLANDRE!
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>>15356754
fucking love this picture of Remi
>>15356914
UNTRUE, BEST TOUHOU IS...both scarlets together.
>>15355986
Is Satori's third eye attached to her headpiece? does she actually die if you remove her headband?
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/P63ntyP.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>15355966
Because she's a loli vampire ojou sama with one of the best final boss music ever composed.
>>15357068
That song was so good, that Sawano, being a hack as always made a rip-off of it, and used as the main theme in Gundam UC.
>>15357541
post the song m9.
Also
>Remilia Scarlet's theme, Septette for the Dead Princess, is based on Ludwig van Beethoven's Piano Sonata No.8 in C minor, Op 13 "Pathetique" 3 Rondo
The best Touhou is clearly Chen
>>15357552
3:50 mark
https://youtu.be/BnaC0RgEPCw
1:20 in this one:
https://youtu.be/aJQ5HsXlPTo
Also from Innocent treasures:
https://youtu.be/yn3GPjhtYJ8
>>15355966
Nobody can resist the allure of a whimsical loli ojou-sama. She's arrogant and haughty, yet surprisingly kind and charitable. There's obviously a reason why so many are eager to serve this little bat.
But did you pre-order her fig anon?
>>15360884
Too edgy for me.
>>15356754
I want to make fun of Remi for using a baby chair!
Then she says "I... it's not... it's not a... a baby chair!" while tearing up!
Time resumes!
I die!
>>15361019
Seems a bit much to be killed for that.
>>15360884
I wanted to but I had just dropped a couple hundo on fumos and the price was too steep for a character that I like, but who isnt my absolute favorite
I want Remilia Ojou-sama to look down on me with contempt as she calls me a filthy cur good for nothing!
>>15362430
>look down on me with contempt
Is she standing on a chair?
>>15362449
She is pinning you down to the floor with one foot on your chest for being such a perverted lolicon.
>>15362550
What if I'm not a lolicon?
>>15362567
Well, I'm certainly not a lolicon, but I'd pretend to be one to get that sort of treatment from Remi.
>>15361019
>Time resumes!
>I die!
I share your enthusiasm for playfully teasing the Remy. Though I'm more likely to hug her as a result of her sitting in that chair and looking so smug, which would result in my being stabbed to death anyways!
YAY!Though it's extremely unlikely you'd be stabbed and or killed for either of those things, I can't help but remember how much Reimu and Marisa rip on Remilia in SSiB in that traditional "gossiping bitches on social media" way they do...
>>15360969
This. I prefer something more similar to the real thing.People are sure shilling the fuck out of sales for that Touhouvania figure, been about 5 different threads about it.
Objectively, the best touhou is Suika Ibuki.
The silliest of head ornaments.
An outrageous outfit with curious symbols.
Fucking loves drinkings.
Fucking loves partying.
Fucking loves fighting.
Loli.
Despite loli, immensely powerful.
One of the characters cooler with Reimu/humans, as she can be useful.
>>15356685
>The only thing she isn't from that list is seductive.
You're joking, right?
>>15363134
but its true.
Because she so fun to forcibly impregnate!
>>15371131
Like a weak /jp/ could force himself on Remi
>>15371131
I want to lovingly impregnate her!
>>15371131
Everyone knows Remilia would be the one getting the /jp/sie boy pregnant.
>>15371131
Your appearance is as disgusting as your words, nerd.
>>15355966
>Scarlet Devil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Fi6bV42uI
There are like 3 Remi threads right now.
Maybe /jp/ isnt kill yet
I'm going to hug the Remi
I want to be Sakuya and serve the Remimi!And stop time and do unspeakable lewd things to her!
