Congratz dude!
>>15337266
Did I break her arm because I'm angry about the news?
>>15337266
Did she piss on that thing you're holding?
Also it has a minus sign on it. That means it's negative right?
>>15337266
Thanks.
>>15337358
The real joke is that people don't know sperm survives only for an extremely short time outside the body so nothing would happen anyway.
>>15337358
Two lines means positive. Some tests show the lines as a plus, but parallel lines are more common.
I wish I was pregnant and had a loving husband.
>>15338401
>wanting children
Are you muslim, perchance?
>>15341275
No, atheist. I just really want to have kids.