If you're not making enough at work, you can always ask your boss what to do for a raise. I'm sure she has some ideas.
Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h
Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
Kikis are olev
I wonder what happens to the weakest Hellhound?
She looks annoyed. What did you do anon?
>>15228710
>look up hypnosis and lamia on gelbooru
>only one match, and it's yuri
With only seven images to spare. Nice.
>>15228710
Not really the hypnosis aspect but just the hypnotic voice sounds, doesn't even have to be mesmerizing just the way she spoke in the movie
>>15228734
Told her I was more interested in adventuring through inner-space than middle earth.
>>15228734
Called her a washboard.Is it actually that bad that i want to wash clothes on her body?
No means no!
>>15228717
Goddamn, if she was my boss, I'd be looking to get transferred to another department.If only so that there aren't accusations of potential cronyism when I romance her.
>>15228756
Have you been living under a rock or something, Anon? nowadays no means yes!
>>15228740
>Gelbooru
There's your problem. Pixiv should have way more.
If you're willing to trudge through the western stuff, Hypnohub and DeviantArt are potential search spots, too.
>>15228756
It's the fox's fault for being so lovable and molestable.
>>15228729
They get bullied for by the larger hellhounds even the strong loli hounds bully them
I love dragons so much. I want to marry one and give her all the treasures in the world!
>>15228775
So Cerberus Girls? Extra big Hellhounds with 3 heads?
>>15228789
Sounds like a mouthful, but you know three heads are better than two
>Squirrel girls are basically unheard of
>She gets literally thousands of fanart
>>15228717
Those tits could be bigger desu.
>>15228793
How can a squirrel have tits so big?
>>15228793
>unheard of
Unless you're into Marvel
>>15228793
Understandable considering the fact Makoto is a sex goddess.
>>15228793
Squirrel Girls hide your nuts in their cheeks.
>>15228775
That runt must be pathetic to get defeated by the young hounds
Would you be the sexy cute boy assist?
>>15228753
That sounds like it would hurt, so yes.
>>15228789
>TFW no Cerberus or Tiamat stories
>>15228809
Only if she entered a box and I pierced her with my swords.
>>15228809
I dunno if I could stop fucking her long enough to be an assistant
>>15228809
Am I just there to distract the monsters so she can do her magic trick better without being seen?
>>15228809
I'd hit that.
I'd even go double down
>>15228809
Damn straight I would.
>>15228819
Careful, she's not very good with the box trick.
I need to know the names of the good Manticore writers so I can devour their hearts and absorb their strength
>Went exploring on the rest of the /jp/ catalog after the thread archived
>Found the fumo and plushie thread
>Not really into fumos, but see a custom Momiji one with more details and soft, beautiful fluffy hair
>It's not even for sale at the convention it was shown at
Are monstergirls doomed to have no good merchandise?
>>15228836
RSanon, Seafoam, the guy that wrote that Sir Aiden thing.
>
>>15228847
>Went exploring /jp/ for shits
>Search 'mon' for the thread
>The KanColle thread also pops up
>2300+ posts
>They beat the last thread in terms of posts
Sure, we've hit 4k before
But since when did the KanC threads start doing what we've been doing?
>>15228856
There's an event going on.
>>15228880
Well that explains everything
I want to engage in a deep kiss with my waifu while her tail coils around my leg, her wings protects me from outside harm, her scaly arms slowly rip my clothes and and deep emerald ocean eyes stare deep into my soul, revealing my deep desire to be bronken by her!
>>15228717
I hope she's no asking me to do anything lewd. If she does she'll be getting a letter from PR!
>>15228856
For some reason i have to search for the whole "monster girl thread" or else it won't show up.
>>15228856
Big old shitshow of an event happening now.
>>15228907
The thread shows up just by typing "monster", assuming OP doesn't fuck it up.
By the way, we have two threads up right now. You fags fucked it again.
I'm going to kiss Yocchi!
>>15228918
>Made two minutes after this one
Communication
>>15228910YEEEEEAH IT'S THE SHITSHOWYEEES IT'S A BIG BAD SHITSTORM TONIGHT
How do you decrease the rate of monster girls raping men
>>15228934
By making them not exist
>>15228918
At least this one came first.
>>15228902
But you want it, don't you?
>>15228934
My marrying them.
>>15228934
>decrease
I don't understand.
>>15228954
Husbands can be raped
>>15228966
You can't rape the willing.
>>15228934
By making anti-rape laws.
>>15228934
We need to build a wall.
Big meatynursing handjobs.
http://i.imgur.com/X4rzgLT.jpg
I posted a short sequel to the multiarm manticore story. You can read it here.
http://pastebin.com/wYMvXjuw
>>15228994
AWW GEEZ OH MAN
>>15228994
Oh man, that's just nuts
>>15228994
Holy shit, those are the best tits I've ever seen on a Manticore.Now if only they were leaking milk...
>>15228994
>All those big meaty paws
it's a pawverload!
>>15229021
>Now if only they were leaking milk...
This Anon has a point. Where's the leakage? I demand leakage!
>>15229026
Damn straight. You can't have a lactating multi-armed Manticore giving a nursing handjob and forget the fact they can produce milk.
Also, I'm reminded of the time RS forgot to have the black sclera detail on his Ushi.
>>15228994
Nice and nice.
>>15229039
Dropping the ball left and right
Author of a Serpent-and-something, this link >>15227864 demands an account on wordpress and is probably unavailable to the most. Just sayin'.
>>15228994
Behold! The Omnicore!
>>15229069
Looks like he gave the wrong link, here you go
https://hellskitchensink.wordpress.com/2016/05/13/chapter-20-escapism/
>>15229079
>Hellskitchensink
Hellhound Ramsay when?
>>15228994
I guess Jenna's breasts require a period of time to refill with milk?
>>15229132
>TFW she tells you your penis is fucking raw
>>15229139
>I KNOW IT'S RAW, YOU DID THIS TO ME
>>15229133
She likes to keep it a surprise whether you're getting milk or not.
Big. Fat. Snek. Tiddies.
Reminder.Also Summer sucks.
>>15229148
Understandable. Though I have a feeling that she'll attempt to roleplay as a Holstaur at some point.
>>15229160
Do you also work in a kitchen and have to attend to the deep fry station?
>>15228933MOVE OVER NEW THREADS.
>>15229160
I want to be the only sane person in wonderland.
>>15229160
Wonderland is a nice place with nice girls
>>15229190
That actually looks like the face of mercy.
>>15228717
Why is she looking at me like that?
alright, who wants to help me sexually torture some catgirls?
>>15229237
Because you're a good boy that does what he's told and doesn't tattle.
What would a tailor for monsters be like
Somewhat related to my drawing:What would you use to stop your cum from leaking out of an anubis loli's inflated belly? Something else aside from your own penis?I can't believe I asked that question.
>>15229244
Arousal + denial play? Also, sameface sameexpression syndrome.
>>15229244
Nah.
>>15229251
Constantly in competition with spiders who are far more skilled than you.
>>15229190
Wonderland is shit and full of low tier meme girls.
>>15229251
Hard. You'd have to deal with dozens of types of bodies.
Hey does anybody remember that one time a drawanon sketched up a salamander lying by a fire with that inviting look going on? Lost it and I can't find it on any booru site.
>>15229253
>spoiler
Clear packing tape. Or duct tape. Or just tape, tape on pussies keeping the cum in is the best.
>>15229182
Being someone who completely refuses to give in to the madness would probably drive some girls there even crazier.
Mainly because now there's someone to whack them on the head when they're being silly.They'd be after your dick like you wouldn't believe.
>>15229258
Damn spiders driving an honest man out of his profession
>>15229261
Jabberwock and Mad Hatter are good. You have a point with the rest.
I'll be the scary serious mayor of MGC and prevent this god forsaken city from destroying itself,even if I have to use a pipe to set it right.
>>15229253
>What would you use to stop your cum from leaking out of an anubis loli's inflated belly?
-A magical seal
-Tape a la Quicksilvers Hellpups
-A dildo
>>15229269
>Not hiring an Arachne to do the weaving while you do the designing and measurements.
Step it up famiglia.
>>15228793
Rightfully so.
>>15229280
But that Arachne is my competitor
>>15229253
Just don't pull out. Pick her up and bring her wherever you go.You're gonna carry that weight.
>>15229291
Marry her
>>15228793
>>15229286
God, I would kill to have Makoto as my wife.
>>15229253
The penis that filled her up does seem the best option.
Aside from that, I would suggest dildo panties. Panties with a dildo on the inside. Or better yet, a vibrator. A remote controlled vibrator.
>>15229300
But she says my tailor shop is too low quality for her
Fun fact: Squirrel sex usually involves the male sealing the female's vaginal closed with sealant post coitus to keep the semen in and prevent the female from fucking somebody else.
>>15229321
Then she can teach you.
>>15229325
So you shove a dildo post sex who cares
>>15229325
n-neato!
>>15229335
>dildo
More like a chasity belt with one or more dildos. Dildos are removable by themselves.
>>15229321
Fucking tsunspiders
Would your waifu be able to stand gore?
>>15229357
I hope so
I can't, I'm squeamish.I'm still afraid of shots. Even just talking about that kind of stuff freaks me out.That's why I want a big strong waifu to cling to.
>>15229357
Most likely. Dogs aren't squeamish about that sort of thing at all.
>>15229369
>I'm still afraid of shots.
I don't know if they'd find that cute or pathetic.
>>15229357
Well crows are usually connected to death.
>>15229263
I got you, fellow reptile lover.
>>15229369
>I'm still afraid of shots.
I used to be the same way. Now I get infusions every 8 weeks so shots are small time shit. I've had zits that were more painful than any shot I've had.
>>15229380
My doctor says it's totally normal for adults to be afraid of shots, and that I was a big boy for handling mine well!
It's not pathetic, it's a normal logical fear to have.
>>15229357
No. She looks big and strong, but blood makes her dizzy.
>>15229400
>and that I was a big boy for handling mine well!
Now you're sounding pathetic.
>>15229433
That's how you lure in strong monster girls anon
>>15229369
Fear of shots is surprisingly common, being derived from fear of needles and sharp objects. Letting it get overwhelming, though, that's a different thing.Funny thing, I actually don't have a problem with injections per se, but on two occasions I have fainted while getting shots. I have no clue why it happened, as the most issue I have with needles is the standard dislike of getting jabbed; pretty much every time it's been quick and painless.
>>15229449
Or you could hunt them down, hog tie them and fuck their mouths. Really it just depends on what your tastes are.
>>15229470
That sounds like a lot of unnecessary work, and less fun. I'd rather portray the "helpless moe" type human boy and let the monster girls come to me.
>>15229391
You're my hero, friend.
>>15229485
>and less fun
To you, I would find it really fun to turn the tables on a Mantis and make her feel hunted.Then once she gets caught in one of my traps I'll drag her back to my camp and cuddle her all night.
>>15229369
>I'm still afraid of shots
>Tfw extremely afraid of needles
I can already see myself being teased by the Core's to hell and back
So I just thought of a horrifying thing.Monster girl fetish dating site.
>>15229464
I've been terrified of needles my whole life.
I got over it for the most part. Getting a shot at least doesn't bother me anymore. IVs kinda squick me out.
I cannot stand having blood taken though. Last time it was required of me, I recall it just being a big fat vial with a needle on one end that they jammed into my arm. I had a fucking panic attack. They swapped out for a "Butterfly Needle" normally used on kids. Takes longer, but dear god I preferred it.
>>15229569
Just reading this post made me squirm
>>15229569
Fuck, dude. That's not funny
And I don't mean your fear. I mean this post.
I don't do needles, man. At all
Warrior foxes.
>>15229325
Pigs do the same thing.
>>15229596
That's not a warrior, that's a magic knight!
Or maybe a battlemage. Spellsword? Nightblade?
>>15229603
Battlemage.
We need more monstergirl battlemages by the way.
>>15229596
That fox is just asking to get grappled.
My entire build is devoted to knocking them out so I can do what I want with them.
>>15229603
The correct term is magus
>>15229609
>Magus Tamamo
I guess that does sorta makes sense considering the series she's from.
>>15229569
Yeah, I have no problem with getting a shot. But I'm certainly adverse to having my blood taken, and getting an IV is surprisingly painful.
>>15229616
Yep, although I do hope that she put points into dex because she sure as heck doesn't look like she's got anything in strength.Gonna molest that tail and impregnate that fox.
>>15229569
>>15229595
I hope your waifu is into yuri because you're a giant pussy.
>>15229645
R-Rude
>>15229629
You bet
>>15228994
>another manticore
Whoopdy doo
>>15229668
Gonna make her my wife.
Gonna fill her with kits.
>>15229669
At least it serves its purpose of being the only .less picture I've actually liked lately.
Target acquiredCommencing cuddling
>>15229681
>Gonna fill her with kits.
She'll have zero issue providing them with milk n that regard.
>>15229687
Truley a fearsome beast.
I must see if fish and tummy rubs would be enough to appease her.
>>15229687
All she needs is a moderate belly reduction and thigh gap, then she'd be perfect.
>>15229695
She's already purrfect
>>15229689
Too true, I may have to sample it myself, although I wonder if it'll be enough feed all the kids I've got planned.
>>15229689
in that regard*
>>15229687
Disgusting.
So I did another chapter for the Paladin. I felt like thinking about Devil Bugs. What time I've had free I've been spending shaping the archmage story, lately. I think I've got most everything plot-wise down, I just need to actually write the story now - and I'm almost two full chapters into that. It'll be more like an actual book in that regard. I might even post it to a googledoc rather than Pastebin.
http://pastebin.com/u/Lanternon2
In any case, our paladin this time shoots the breeze with an old friend and helps out with simple guard duties.
>>15229687
I want to fuck those thighs while she sits in my lap with a huge smug grin on her face.
>>15229708
She won't be so smug after you impregnate her
>>15229708
I want to stick in whats between her thighs and go until she's carrying a litter.
wan?
>>15229702
Lovely
A different try at the ara ara eel.Goddamn do I love ara aras.
Have a nice night /mgt/ o/
>>15229716
That OC is drawn with a butterface more often than not.
>>15229713
>>15229715
That's for later,under the covers, with the lights turned off and with me laying on top of her.Cuddlesex in the mating press for the sake of procreation.
>>15229724
I can't wait to see the finished version. That, and she has a very pretty face.
>>15229716
sorryi don't date black girls
>>15229702
Ok, so it was an April fools joke. I got to it like a month later so I wasn't certain about it's validity.
>>15229728
Hope you are ready to hear her purr afterwards in her sleep.
>>15229728
That's too lewd Anon! Too lewd!
>>15229697
Good man.
>>15229739
She's getting cuddled so hard that our kids are going to be born with more cuddlelust than a pack of yetis.
I almost feel pity for the poor boy who ends up being the childhood friend of my chubby cuddlehungry daughterus.
Almost.
>>15229743
What can I say?
I love Tamamo.
>>15229747
Not bad.
>>15229741
But anon, you didn't even hear the part where I'llkiss her deeply when I'm not whispering how much I love her and how I want to spend the rest of my life with her into her ears.
>>15229724
This is also an excellent angle.
>>15229748
I now have the image of a boy getting hugged on all sides by chubby cheshire kittens.its adorable.
>>15229759
That image isn't going to change much when they grow up.It's just going to get lewder.
>>15229766
Would hey be bottom heavy like their mother or would there be some variation in it?Why do I want to play some vidya or watch some movies with them all around me?
Shits comfy.
>>15229777
They're octuplets with a little body variation. They're all chubby with huge asses and nice racks though.
Three of them are brown skinned because their mother Jabberwock somewhere in her family tree.And you want that because they're soft and cuddly.They'd probably love playing multiplayer games with you too.They'd probably play rock paper scissors to decide who gets to sit in your lap.
>>15229786
*has a Jabberwock.
I always notice typos AFTER I've posted.
>>15229786
Yep, my heart tells me that I want this....although we'd either need to get a bed rotation going or I'd need to buy a bigger bed.
>>15229794Their mother would probably buy you one.Only caveat is she wants eight whole litters of grandkids.
>>15229803
Deal.
SHe means one littler per girl right?
Not eight per each one?Because I can do that if need be.
>>15229806She wants you to give each of her daughters as many daughters as I gave her.Maybe more.
>>15229806
It'll be like that nursery rhyme about the guy with seven wives and each wife has seven cats and each cat has seven kittens.
Things get out of hand pretty quickly.
What if manticores had multiple rows of tits
>>15229818
Meh. Multiarms she can multitask with, but I don't see how she could use more than 2 tits.
>>15229813
So she wants me to break your record?
Expect christmas's to be busy.
>>15229814
That it would, I'd need to keep it to a litter each unless I become the gengis khan of cheshires.
>>15229818
What if I had a two manticores milk an extremely busty holst with their tail?
>>15229818
what if your mom had multiple rows of dicks
it's furry is what if
>>15229825
>furry
???
>>15229824
She wants lots of grandkids to spoil.She's probably going to pressure me into giving her some new daughterus too.
>>15229818
I wouldn't mind something like an octo-nippled Kobold. They couldn't all be full tits though, that would be weird, they'd have to decrease in size as they went down.
>>15229836
Grandma better not spoil them too much, kids love sweets.And it's going to be weird for the girls to have aunts younger then them.
>>15229843
It's more the "Trips to fun places" than "Overload on sweets" kind of spoiling.
>>15229854
That would be nice, although one must wonder how she's going to afford taking these girls to the movies.
Crazy inventor Anon here
I have found a way to stop the minotaur and other cow type monstergirls with my new invention.
Presenting the happy cow!
It's a device that scratches them allowing you or the one you love time to get away or attack them in thier weakened state
Im also working on catnip bombs and fake mouse dolls for feline monstergirl types and bouncy balls and a stick that smells like the inside of your shoe for canine monster girls
Stay safe and remember Inventor anon is always looking for new ways to keep you safe from the monstergirl menace
Helpful Tip: carry a shaker of salt with you in slime infested areas it will dry and shrivel them up. It also works on mollusks type monstergirls like snail and slug monstergirls
>>15229858
Good business decisions.
She'll even get them cute matching sundresses.She's got an Arachne friend.
>>15229865
AWW GEE WHIZ ANON, GOLLY GOSHIt's fantastic.
>>15229865
>short-ish fanned out hair on a Hellhound
Bless you Latenight.
>>15229865
.....Time to faceplant into that chest.
SHe'll never see it coming.
Good job.
>>15229865
aww jeez
>>15229867
Would they have sunhats?
Because I can only see her sticking out of the pack of them, smiling while they meander about in a pack.
>>15229865
Big dog.
>>15229883
Of course.
>>15229862
>carry a shaker of salt with you in slime infested areas it will dry and shrivel them up.
That sounds mean.
>>15229865
There is only one thing left to do: scratch her chin profusely.
>>15229897
>That sounds mean.
It also sounds ineffective.
>>15229895
Excellent, I now have the image of them all sitting on the curb and eating ice cream together in their matching sundresses and hats, grandma at the middle.
>>15229897
Not now
I'm in the development of easy to carry instant jester bop bags for monstergirls that like to fight
It emits a annoying laugh each time it is hit and sways back to its original position
Just toss her way and it will deploy
I gave it a stupid face so the monstergirl will want to attack it
Warning: it can be popped so monstergirls with weapons or sharp claws will probably pop it
I'm trying to remedy this by incorporating a small net inside of it that ensnares the monstergirl after she pops the bop bag jester
>>15229925
Keep in mind that while they're out with their grandmother, your wives have you and the house to themselves.And they've been wanting to try out multiple paizuri and multiple hotdogging.
>>15229938
Sounds like I'm going to be busy then.We'd need to try and keep them from getting pregnant again until after the first round of daughterus leave, the house isn't big enough for more.
>>15229904
>he never put salt on a slug or snail as a kid
http://www.slugoff.co.uk/slug-facts/salt
>>15229951
Well that's what non-penetrativeand analsex is for.
>>15229865
How would she react to a hug?
>>15229954
>implying that's what I was talking about
>implying you've put salt on the fantasy creature know as slimes
>>15229954
Of course not.
That's cruel.
>>15229959
They're going to be buttsluts by the time the girls reach college age.
Just gotta home that the girls don't ask why their mother's middles look a bit bigger than they get back.
>>15229865
She's big!
She's very big!
>>15229966
>Not using salt water guns on worms and slugs that end up ruining your aunts' plants.
>Not keeping up the pest control by using electric tennis rackets to kill fry flies
>Not doing whatever you can to keep the the home of your Alraune grannie nice and tidy
No I am not a sociopath. Hurting anything that isn't a lesser, but essential creature for biomes unrelated to human habitats, is well, awful.
>>15229970
Just imagine seeing your daughters off to college and then coming home to your Cheshire wives laying on the bed in lingerie.One of them appears behind you and shuts the door before shoving you on the bed.It's been eighteen years and they can't hold back anymore.They splurged on birth control potions so they won't get pregnant. Prepare your pelvis.
Assuming that every Monster Girl species had it's own planet that they called home, what planet would you choose to visit?
What would the planet be like? Terrain? Primitive technology or advanced? Would they be part of a united galactic senate? Or would their planet be too dangerous and a 'no go' zone?
>>15230003
Well, they'd be sporting some faux pregnancies before the night is done, that's for sure.
>>15230013
Was looking for it, kudos.
>what planet
The Manti one.
Good night Anons,
Take care and don't burn down the thread, instead please remember to keep an eye open for any suspicious people on the premises.
There's been spies about trying to get our plans.
As a side note, this big, redheaded jinko is Natasha, she was just hired today so be kind to her.
>>15229865
Headpats
Headpats are always the answer.
>>15230023
A world blanketed in a dense forest with villages that are impossible to find unless you're lead there by a Mantis guide?
A world of hunters and silent warriors no doubt.
Thread's pretty slow right now so I figured, "eh why not."
So congratulations anon! You've been selected for a special housing initiative in MGC! You get a tax free, government paid-for house.
There's one catch though.
Use this: monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:randomincategory/MamonoYou can re-roll if you get a Sith or any monstergirl you particularly despise.
That monstergirl lives with you and you have to impregnate her.You can roll more than one too if you're crazy.
The house will be big enough to fit you and whatever monstergirls you roll. What happens on the first day?
>>15229865
>This big sweaty Hellhound isn't letting me go.
>My legs are tired, and I can't afford a broken pelvis.
>I should have never come to this party.
>I wish I was back home.
>>15230013
Crow tengu planet. Filled with bookshops, universities, and cute nerd birds.
>>15230056
I impregnate her
>>15230056
>Will-o-wisp
Lots of little fire ghosts are going to be floating about.
Just hope she doesn't notice my taste for muscle lest she try and out do everyone.who am I kidding, I'd love her with muscle, or without it for that matter.
>>15226673
Sounds legit
Who are you and what story are you writing?
>>15230056
>Grizzly
Time to make lots of cuddly little bear girls.
>>15230065
I want to make a pilgrimage to an old, grey-feathered Crow Tengu Sage, and learn the deepest secrets of the galaxy!
>>15230056
>Unagi Joro
Ten minutes pass before I end up groping her after one of us slips and falls.
Thus begins the comedy of errors that is our married life
>>15230056
>Amazoness
Like a good house husband I cook and clean while she goes out to work. Then when she returns home I massage her, and later at night get ready for intense snu-snu.
>>15230065
I want to get my fortune read by a cute chuuni nerd bird!It says we'll get married be happy forever and have 3 chicks.
>>15230056
>Medusa
I'm actually okay with this. I'll have to stay on her good side so she doesn't turn me to stone, but I love snakes. I just have to figure out a way to ask her to let me play with her hair snakes.
>>15230094
>"Wow! So you're from Earth! I've read so much about it!..."
and then for the next hour or so she talks and asks questions about Earth's history.
>>15230100
Lucky I'm anarchaeologist! She's going to get lectured, then have her cloaca filled.
What if you called a Manticore or any other temperamental monstergirl with huge tits a cow?
>>15230134
RRREEEEE
BOATSLUT
>>15230114
Just be careful not to pound her fat bird butt in one of the libraries, or an angry Crow Tengu Grand Librarian with 'shh!' you, forcing you to have sex in complete silence while others are busy reading.
>>15230134
You just reminded me that cowgirls and minotaurs are the best.
>>15230134
>>15230154
That is indeed a very nice Holst.
>>15230152
>fat bird butt
>implying it isn't flat
>implying she isn't a rail-thin fujo
>implying I don't have to hold her like precious porcelain for fear of breaking her
>>15230168
Oh yeah, bird bones are supposed to be hollow to allow flight.
You'll need to be very gentle, or at least let her take charge.
>>15230013
>Alp Planet
On the surface, a place where alps get teased by boys and other alps into wearing increasingly girly outfits and doing girly things.
Underground in dimly lit tunnels, a place of sin and decadence ruled by the lewdest alps, where they explore and invent techniques, physical, magical, or otherwise, to reach higher plateaus of pleasure.
Even deeper underground, where the only source of light comes from thousands of computer monitors, is a vicious arena of esports committed in the name of the goddess Alpollo.
>>15230194
You know the dark secret of Alp Planet, right?Bullying is illegal.
>>15230197
On the p'orc planet bullying is mandatory.
>>15230217
It's bully or be bullied.
Only the biggest and the toughest P'Orcs reign as supreme bullies.
Any species that visits is fair game.
>>15230197
What is the punishment for the crime, though?
>>15230217
Is it really bullying anymore, though? It's like gently raping someone with whom you have mutual love. It's not real! It's just roleplaying!
>>15230237
You get put in stocks at the town square and all the Alps get to use you in any way they like, as long as they don't get you off. If anyone brings a prisoner to orgasm she has to marry him.
