There's no particular reason, but you have to have sex with China.
And it has to be bareback.
>>15221168
Good.
>>15221168
Only if Meiling wants to, and isnt being pressured to breed more servents by Remilia.
If you truely love her, you will go with loving vanilla.
>>15221168
Oh btw she is dragon
>>15221168
It's not like you can get her pregnant, she is a youkai after all.
btw. Shit thread.
>>15221168
>And it has to be bareback.
JACKPOT.
>>15221349
This. And she's one of the few youkai confirmed to eat humans.
Delete your shit thread.
>>15221349
>It's not like you can get her pregnant, she is a youkai after all.
Half youkai exist.
Rinnosuke is one.
>>15221400
>confirmed to eat humans
Your head canon is not official.
>>15221448
Reimu's scenario in EoSD, just before you start her fight, Mr. Secondary.
"...they say that shrine maidens
are the kind of human it's okay to eat..."
If you don't believe me go check it yourself:
http://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Embodiment_of_Scarlet_Devil/Story/Reimu%27s_Scenario
>>15221565
Do you take all pre-fight banter literally?
>>15221565
That could be intercepted in so many ways. She could have meant that the "sisters"(they) are saying that.
Sadly I do not know enough Japanese to know if the original text might be more clear, but that is way too vague to say that she eats humans.
Mind you that Reimu's scenario also heavily implies that she kills Sakuya.
>>15221168
I-it's my first time.
>>15221586
Its not that vague in Japanese, It's pretty clear she's implying that its an old saying.
That said, still doesn't mean that she necessarily eats humans.
>>15221605
Buckle up. You're not done until she's done.
Chuugoku!
According to who? Remi? I bet it's Remi. Fuck her, I'm not some dick-on-demand.
>>15221212
Sign me the fuck up!
>>15221716
You're a smelly NEET dick, you should always stand ready.
>>15221168
Can I at least keep the hat on?
>>15221738
No. I don't like being used.
Is Meiling even fine with this? Like actually fine, not "well, if the boss says so..." fine.
>>15221760
If Remilia wants her to have children it's her duty to give her children, don't backtalk it you talking penis.
>>15221777
Remi's got lady parts. Why doesn't she have the kids?
>>15221791
Vampires can't have kids silly
>>15221644
But I only have a little pee pee ;-;
>>15221801
I'm sure Patchouli could manage something.
>>15221854
She's Asian so she should be used to small weewees already
>>15221168
>And it has to be bareback.
As if I'd use a rubber.
Back that ass up and buckle up buckaroo, it's gonna be a wild meat pole ride.
>>15221716
>not wanting to be used by a immortal vampire loli like a disposable dildo
what is this faggotry
>>15221565
You're in no position to call anyone a secondary. ZUN has said that all in-game dialogue is 'basically nonsense', and that the banter shouldn't be taken seriously. Furthermore, if you'd read any official material concerning Meiling, you'd know that she's actually very friendly towards humans.
>>15222059
I'm sorry anon. I was a massive twat, but I understand now, thank you. Also please let me suck on your penis.
Form a line.
Meiling has two threads!
>>15221565
Isn't she just making a joke since Rumia said the same thing earlier? It's just bantz
>>15221716
dont mind if i do
>>15221628
Youkai eat humans.
That is there nature.
Youkai who don't eat humans do exist, but they are the exception to the rule.
If a Youkai's position on eating humans isn't stated, it's safe to assume that they are typical in that regard.
>>15221168
>>15221168
I see no problem with this.
The real question is, what happens if I don't?
>>15222669
>>15221440
I want to breed with China and make ginger Rinnosukes!
But without protection, the Mongols will be all over us.
>>15221168
>There's no particular reason...
Naw, I need a narrative. What's my motive?
>>15222770
You get sent to hard labor camp
>>15222897
From the thumbnail I thought she was offering me a photo of her asshole.
You dissapoint me yet again, meiling.
>>15222989
CHINA MUST GROW LARGER
>>15222976
Don't worry, Meiling will protect you baby.
I refuse. There are other countries an other Touhous I'd rather have sex with.
>>15221349
Youkai kitsune are confirmed for having children with humans, it's, like, in one of their most popular fables.
I don't know where this shit meme comes from, honestly.
>>15223795
>I don't know where this shit meme comes from, honestly.
Ignorant anons who want to talk about 2hu, but are to lazy to play the games and look things up.
He probably doesnt even know a Kappa robs your soul through your anus.
Speaking of anuses, how would Zun ever make a 2hu based on a Shirime?
I want to see what design he would come up with to keep it minimum lewd.
>>15221229
She is being forced to have sex with you, but at the same time you are being "forced" to have sex with her. She knows this and doesn't hold it against you.
She's a little underwhelmed because you're a shrimpy human and she could kick your ass even if she was tied up in a burlap sack, but she thinks you're cute somehow so she's happy anyways.
She's on the clock, so you can either wait until her shift is over and do it with her in bed back at her quarters, or you two can have sex standing up against the bricks right away.
What do you choose?
>>15224575
Wait until she's off the clock.
>>15224575
1. wait until she's off the clock
2. suggest to her we go out for a date this very evening and then come back for sex
3. ????????????
4. profit!!
>>15224575
>he is being forced to have sex with you, but at the same time you are being "forced" to have sex with her.
My wizard powers will not be sacrificed in such a black offering.
>>15224575
Standing up against the bricks right away just to piss off a sexually frustrated Sakuya. What fun!
Hard mode
>>15221168
Plot twist. You have sex twice and take turns choosing how. Your turn to choose is first.Anal. I live dangerously.
>>15229817
you can't impregnate Meiling that way, you disgusting sodomite
>>15230016
Drip babies.
>>15224575
I kill myself instead!
>>15221212
Dignifiedly?
"You're lucky to be alive, young man." Noted Eirin, looking at my crumpled form resting upon the hospital bed. "I've never seen a pelvic injury best described as "Bone Meal-ed" before."
It wasn't what I had in mind, but if I have no choice then so be it!
>>15222153
This isn't even mildly accurate. Some youkai eat humans, when it's a part of their legend/mythology.
It would be accurate to say that 'most things that eat humans are a type of youkai,' 'eating human flesh makes non-youkai animals (and theoretically humans) become youkai or youkai-like' or even perhaps 'the vast majority of youkai are dangerous to humans and prey on them in some way, which can include eating them'
>>15229734
Being used as Meiling's living dildo!
>>15230300
It's about being a sister in a dignified manner.
>>15221168
What's the downside?
>>15221168
>And it has to be bareback.
Is there any other way to have sex?
>>15221168
>it has to be bareback
What if one of us gets cold and wants to put on a shirt or a blanket or something? This condition seems unnecessarily harsh.
>>15236295
She'll get pregnant from your seed and you will have to take responsibility!
