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Dragons are the best
Dragons are cute
CUTE
Soon
>>15201964
I dunno, she looks kinda cute.
I wouldn't mind an unagi imotou slipping into my bed for cuddlingonly for our oneesan to try the same thing.
>>15201970
>unagi imotou
I'd love to cuddle a slimy eel-loli in a special passed bathtub-bed.
>>15201969
Will RS translate it like he did with the second chapter?
Would you love your waifu ifshe was also dolljointed?
>>15201967
>>15201968
Right on the money.
>>15201977
With special onepiece swimsuit clothes?I just want one to lay on my chest as she sleeps so I can stroke her hair.
>>15201981
Of course.
>>15201970
I find it funny that the profile Unagi has bigger tits than the profile Hakutaku.
>>15201981
Dolljoints are pretty rad.
>>15201996
Yeah, it's kinda funny.
Then again, fish are high in fat.Don't make fun of hakutaku sensei, she gets bullied by all the other cows for having a small(ish) chest.
>>15201981
Well, I've fantasized about having a Living Doll onee-san with Oppai Loli proportions before, so why not?
>>15202003
Dolljoints are fine, but what do you do about the bits that should be soft?
>>15202012
That sounds nice.I'd take her limbs off and use her as a pillow sometime or use her as a body pillow.
>>15201996
His first mistake was taking a Purplecat out for dinner at a nice restaurant.
>>15202019The fantasies I had revolved mainly around being woken up and finding her grinning at me smugly under the covers with my dick between her disproportionately huge tits.Another one was her sneaking into my bed at night and replacing my pillow with her tits.
>>15201964
>"Mmmh..? Is this the man who touched you in your 'nono-parts', Oujo-sama?"
>"YES! That's the one, 'Odai-san!"
>"I believe the boss will want to have a talk with you, young man."
>>15202013
>but what do you do about the bits that should be soft?
That's a feature I expect out of Living Dolls, especially the thicker ones.
>>15202027
Smug oppai lolis are forheadpats and hugs.
>>15202046
Especially if they're actually older than you.
>>15202013
Simple.Lather her up with shock oil and watch her body loosen up for some thorough handling.
>>15202038
Oh boy, anon is in big trouble now.
>>15202054
Indeed, that confident 'ufufufu' would warm my heart.I'd love nothing more than to sit her in my lap as we relax.
>>15202073
Oh baby
>>15202038
About to become a kept man or a dead man.
>>15202077
Living life with an Oppai Loli Living Doll Onee-san would probably be pretty comfy.What would her backstory be though? Is she your actual Onee-san who died of the Japanese Cold and regretted both not spending much time with you and dying a virgin so much that her spirit possessed a Doll?
>>15202073
>>15202038
>It's a Time-to-Beg-For-Your-Life kind of episode.
>>15202038
she's so teeny!
>>15202073
>"It's come to my attention that you have been harassing the boss lady's stepson."
>"If you want to keep your kneecaps intact I'd suggest you apologize and quit it."
>"Six more years and he's mine you whores. Keep your slutty mitts off of him."
>>15202038
Hello little lady.
>>15202118
>arranged marriage with your protective/obsessive monstergirl bodyguard
I like.
>daughteru and Miia picture should have been done today
>got a message from the guy saying it's gonna be a couple more days
Man, i was really hoping i could get it on mother's day
at least i have my daki now
>>15202137
Loens colors are pretty spiffy here.
>>15201964
Screw you OP, Unagi Joro is love! I want her to coil around me, hold me close and give me a big, deep, wet kiss!
>>15202038
If I'm in too deep with the Dragon Yakuza, I might as well have my way with their Lizardgirl subordinates while I can.
I have another Kej commission with Luth started just earlier.
>>15202141
Yea, i was really damn impressed by it, he captured the official art look with enough of his own style to be clearly from him
It came out better then i could have ever hoped
>>15202104
That sounds about right.I can only imagine her going super oneesan mode whenever you get sick, pampering you and making sure you're well because she's afraid you may pass on like she did.
>>15202152
I bet it'd be quite different than being coiled up by a Lamia. More squishier for one.
>>15202197
I feel like the slime would be the biggest factor. That's a nuru massage built right in.
>>15202038
>Little Dragon Ojou-sama in a suit
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
She's so cute!
Even that one story can't ruin this for me!
>>15202203
I'm curious. Which story?
>>15202197
I like the slippery feel eels have, there's bunch of friendly ones people feed near where I live. They come right up to you and take food from your hand and look for pats.
Having an Unagi Joro wrap you up with her lower body would feel slimy and smooth.That is my fetish.
>>15202202
She'd be able to squeeze you tightly but it might not hurt at all
>>15202212
The one that's caused the unfortunate association of Dragon + Mafia = NTR in my mind.
Tell me, what's a good confidence trick?
>>15202038
>tmw the little dragon is actually older than her head-buster
>Probably stronger than him, too
>She just keeps him around for appearances
>And because it's fun
Don't be fooled by her size, she's the real danger.
>>15201981
Of course, but it'd be extra traumatizing to alp into a doll.
>>15202222
But a lot easier to bully her too.
>>15202219
For drawing? writing? general?
>>15202191
>"Anon, stay in bed! You can't go exhausting yourself even if it's just a cough!"
>"Anon, let Onee-san feed you! No you can't do it yourself, you need to rest!"
>"Anon, you must be so frustrated. Let Onee-san's tits do aaaaaaall the work for you~"
>"I-I'm just so worried anon. What if you end up like I did? I don't want to lose you!"
>>15202215
Goddammit I remember that now.I hope it ends well but I may be naive
>>15202219
I can tell you what not to do, bring others down with you, you're just going to make yourself angry all the time, and not the cathartic anger, the miserable anger like lingers like boiling oil.
>>15202248
Is the guy even still writing it? Pretty sure it's been forever.
What would "Ending well" even be in that gongshow?
Give us another June teaser, YBA. By the way, what does that stand for?
>>15202298
Yellow Bird Anon. It's from the OTHER story he stopped writing.
>>15202246
I want to ruffle her hair and tell her not to worry despite her being my oneesan.
>>15202263Pretty sure it's the kikimora who got that fucking frenchman to show up at the house and maybe even drugged dragon on outings with aphrodesiac. She did used to be part of a rival mob after allbitch needs come comeuppance for getting in the middle of a good marriage and daughteru theft
>>15202301
>stopped writing
I don't know what you expected to happed when CYOA's got banned
Good night Anons, take care and don't burn down the thread.
Instead, please give your shortstack a pat on the head, even if she is older than you.especially if she is older than you.
So what do you guys want to see continue?
>>15202306
He could've gone to that one site, used a poll or just made it a normal story. Options existed. I'm liking his other stuff more, but I still felt like bitching.
>>15201964
Tell me about this cutie.
>>15202322
It's "accidental groping into accidental porking" the monstergirl.
>>15202310
Seafoam's thing about that crazy echidna. (or at least I think it was him that wrote it.)
that paladin rehab thing (not gonna happen any time soon but still
That one unnamed story Beast has up on his pastebin. (stopped when it got to the good part)
Ilothe (granted its over, but I kinda liked magma tits and her friend)
>>15202327
"ToLoveRu" The monstergirl would've been so much more concise.
>>15202310
The Oomukadewhachamacallit.
>>15202304
Would you at least let her cuddle with you to make sure nothing happens to you during the night? You don't have to worry about her getting sick, she's a Doll.She's just so scared for you anon. He illness seemed like it was minor until it turned out her living body was allergic to demonic energy.
>>15202337
I'd be one hundred percent A-OK with that.
>>15202335
I don't want to acknowledge the manga that made me hate the concept of sex appeal. You blue balled me on a vestige of a plot you hack of an author with a gynephobic mc. I only sympathize with you over how fucked up your personal life is.
>>15202334
>(or at least I think it was him that wrote it.)
It was him that wrote it.
>>15202334
>Seafoam's thing about that crazy echidna.
Too much of a downer for me.
>That paladin rehab thing.
Is that the one with the masochistic kiki?
>That one unnamed story Beast has up on his pastebin.
I thought all he did was that roulette thing.
>Ilothe
I dunno, not a big fan of the lilim
>>15202344
What if her Ojou-sama Vampire Friend slips in for a visit and decides she wants in on the cuddling.
After all, she's had a crush on you since the three of you were kids andshe feels horribly guilty that her natural demonic energy might have contributed to her friend's death.
Lick armpits, Y/N
They will know fear.
>>15202405
What's that squiggly thing next to the Y?
>>15202405
YOSH!
>>15202409
You lose.
>>15202414
It's the "I'm a faggot" button.
Master.
>>15202419
Maid.
>>15202418
>You lose.
Well I just don't like armpits. Sorry man.
>>15202405
>>15202416
Damn Blue Dragons and their bizarre fetishes.
>>15202433
What's bizarre about armpits or silky stockings?
>>15202436
It's lewd! They're lewd!
Now I'm thinking telling a MG her armpits are cute of all things might be an effective way to catch them off guard.
>>15202447
Don't forget to try and tickle them. They never expect that.
Except the Wurms. They're always ready to counter-attack.
>>15202405
Look, I'll eat all day long, but licking an armpit is how you get strep.
>>15202455
Eat ass, is what I meant to say.
>>15202458
How about just wear protection for anal. Unless it's for impregnation purposes you really shouldn't risk multiple diseases and std's just to fulfill your fetish.
>>15202419
I am busy right now, qtmaid.
>>15202466
>He doesn't want to stick his raw cock up a big, well lubed ass and cum deep inside
>>15202479
>He doesn't want to stick his throbbing dick inside a hot, puffy vulva and cum deep inside her womb
I don't want to catch a disease from anal, so no. That aside anal is not my thing. No offense who is into that, but it's really not my thing.
>>15202466
Shouldn't it be fine, so long as you're both each other's only sexual partners, and both maintain a good degree of hygiene?
>>15202447
It's a Hellhound's only weakness.
I want to restrain a Hellhound and put her through a long day of OD. Start off cuddling and kissing, but slowly get lewder and lewder. I want to get to the point where in any other situation I would be balls-deep in her. I want to tease her, but never give her any stimulation. I want her to the point where the sight of my dick hard from playing with her has her drooling from both ends. And then, once she's wound up so tightly that I have no possible way to escape, I undo her cuffs and claim my reward.
>>15202550
And anon was never seen ever again.
>>15202586
Worth it.
>>15202586
>>15202602
He's in a better place now.
>>15202604
In hell
>>15202605
That was the point.
>>15202605
Hell is Heaven if you have your waifu.
>>15202605
>Anon teases a Hellhound so badly that she snaps
>She opens a portal to hell and forces him through
>Violently fucks him for the rest of eternity
>>15202621
As long as she rides me so hard that Diablo herself gets jealous, still worth it.
>>15201513
Ouch. I already said it was a silly late night idea dump.
You seem extra mad about the human son thing though. Why not arrest that autism for one little greentext? Besides, there's only one specific reason why monstergirls shouldn't produce human sons in a story setting, and it can easily be ignored.
>>15202310
Daki Demon
>>15202635
>replying to an old thread just to start shit in a new one
>over a terrible greentext
I think you are the one with autism, son.
>>15202334
>That one unnamed story Beast has up on his paste-bin
what are you talking about?
>>15202647
Meh, I just woke up, wanted to get my point across. People who hate the idea of human sons don't actually know why they hate the idea, really. But it's simple when you actually think about it.
Are dragons jews of all monster girls?
Ectoplasm on a skeleton, with panties and a wig.
>>15202662
No, Tanuki are the Juden.
>>15202628
>Apostles of hell getting jealous of regular monster girls
I'm sure we can turn this idea into a great story
What about Satan competing with a Will-O-Wisp(or any undead that can ressurect a man) over the soul of a sinner?
>Satan-chan could bring the world to its end if she wanted
>But all she actually wants is get to fuck that sinner she had her eyes on ever since he was a little kid who stole other kids' toys and lunch money
>That sinner finally dies, she awaits with great anticipation his arrival in hell
>Some weak, powerless Will-O-Wisp catches his soul instead
>Satan-chan can't get him using force, she has to win over his heart
>Sinner-kun has only a month to decide whether he wants to stay on earth with the Will-O-Wisp or go to hell with Satan-chan
What's the edgiest thing you've seen MG related?
>>15202679
Guys wanting to use a flamethrower on spider girls, Moth-chan and abominations.
>>15202659
Dude, don't even go there. You're as off the rails as guys that push monsterboys as logical if you think there's no solid reasoning for most of the thread eschewing human sons. Especially not when your own reasoning is just "I want it, and I don't see the harm in it." which is the same as anybody that pushes whatever /d/ fetish or unpopular thing here.
>>15202679
>Oomukade_mindbreak.jpg
>>15202679
This maybe? I don't really know what to call things "edgy"
>>15201964
Why does this girl look like such a doofus?
>>15202682
Absurd. Everyone knows flamethrowers are reserved for matangos.
>>15202694
That's not edgy at all, looks cool to me.
>>15202700
Used to be posting Moth-chan got that reaction, though.
>>15202699
The smart thing to do is to try and defend her with a well thought out argument.
I'm not smart, so you're a doofus
>>15202405
Only armpits i want to lick
>>15202694
That's not edgy, that's cool
Let Spheal teach you about edge.
>>15202685
>It's as bad as monsterboys
Well that's the most objectively wrong thing I've read today. But hey, it's still early in the morning, at least.
I'll spell it out for you. In the context of a story setting, a monstergirl would only give birth to more monstergirls for one reason: conflict.
It's a bad thing to not have more humans being produced to keep the population up. It makes monstergirls threatening, and is one aspect of why you wouldn't want to be captured and raped by one. Which, of course, is part of the charm of monstergirls. It's entirely valid.
In any other story setting, where monstergirls are just there as an entity living in harmony with humans, and whee the conflict arises from elsewhere, there's zero reason to just say "No, they can't have human sons."
>>15202719
Come on, I just want to suck on it a little.
>>15202679
Probably more cringey than edgy.
>>15202729
Why do you even have that capped?
>>15202679
Probably that wanted to gun down any girl who came to try and seduce/rape him
He was really into the idea killing a poor spider cow
>>15202734
For times like this. Plus I find it funny.
>>15202734
Because this is the internet.
Where the horrors of time are recorded so future kids can cringe and go "ew"
>>15202679
Sir Ludwig.
>>15202734
Here have this.
>>15202745
How is that mg related?
did he kill a lilim or something?
>>15202724
>there's zero reason to just say "No, they can't have human sons."
>implying it has nothing to do with monstergirls becoming total isolationists because they have no drive to seek anything elsewhere since they are so sex focused
>implying it has nothing to do with the absurdity of 100% genuine human offspring from horror shows like zombies and slimes
>implying that just handwaving away a population problem would result in harmony
Nobody said it was as bad as monsterboys either, just that your logic is the exact same as theirs.
Could they have incubi? Sure, if you want to solve population stuff that way. But pure humans is retarded. Full on front pussy retarded. That you even say there's no reason just shows how you don't care about the obvious reasons.
>>15202749
He's the protagonist of a story with MGs, I guess. I don't know I only read the bit the guy deleted.
>>15202748
Fareunwell will never stop being funny.
>>15202748
The hell is this?
>>15202755
I know. Took me a minute to find that screen cap because I thought I named it Fareunwell. The rest of it is pretty golden in the amount of insecurity about his own manhood but the fareunwell part is the cherry on top.
>>15202748
I may dislike femdom, but that guy went full retard.
>>15202724
There is no point arguing monster girls having sons, both sides of the argument have their reasons
If you want to write a story with that go ahead, some will like it, some won't. If the people that dislike it go out of their way to point it out just ignore them, that will avoid you a headache
>It's a bad thing to not have more humans being produced to keep the population up. It makes monstergirls threatening
I'm gonna assume you were referring to MGE
While that is true, it's not a major factor in the conflict, the Chief God just wants to go back to the old system, and the Order blindly listens to her. It's only the readers who view this as part of the conflict
Also it's clearly stated that monster girls will eventually be able to have incubi sons,there is no risk of humanity going extinct, so aside for the few people who ignore that fact there is no reader who is strongly against monster girls because they endanger humanity
KC probably didn't want people to react that way either, the way he puts it, it seems that he wanted this to be another incentive to get married to a monster, not a reason to fight them
>The demon lord's demonic power which is linked with all monster girls will grow bigger, however slightly, if you couple with a monster girl and give them your spirit energy. You are also one of those who holds the world's future and destiny in his very hands.
- From MGE 1
New T-Rex na Kanojo chapter is out: https://raptorscans.wordpress.com/2016/05/09/t-rex-na-kanojo-chapter-24/
>>15202679
That's one story about paladin who attacks DL's castle and kills everyone inside including loli kitsune. He also ate her corpse
So am I the only one who actually likes the eel?
>>15202798
I don't know anything about Doofus-Eel.
>>15202796
I remember when that happened. It was a CYOA so it was a product of the whole thread. The author did always just pick the edgiest post suggestions though.
>>15202798
I think the whole accidental groping shtick is stupid but I love some sexy slimy mermaids.
Big, kinda-droopy, freckled christmas cake tiddies.
>>15202815
>droopy
Disgusting. I like a tiny bit of sag but droop is anti-sexy.
>>15202798
Absolutely not, out of all the girls since the Cheshire doujin break she is my third favorite (after Basilisk and Flow Kelp)
I love the idea of a Unagi-Joro store clerk who keeps "slipping-up" and blatantly saying how much she wants to fuck you without even realizing it
I also love how she makes you eat her mucus and is always full of energy
>>15202806 I agree with this, there is not much to do with her accidental groping gimmick, it's fun and silly but it doesn't add much to the girl, she needs something more to her
>>15202679
Pretty much anything with paladins and/or HFY trash, reinforcing my belief they are mostly underage kids who just discovered HFY.I was a HFY edgelord when I was a teenager too, I don't like remembering those times.
>>15202819
Those don't hang loosely enough to be droopy tits. They look plump, juicy, and just soft enough for your hands to really sink into, while still firm enough to provide pleasing resistance.
>>15202798
She looks great and she's hot, there just isn't all that much to her.
She's a "filler" girl, and that's fine.
>>15202310
Alp Adventures
>>15202729
>>15202748
/mgt/ rare screencaps time? I've got some to share. 1/2
...aaand that's it. You've already posted the other two there are.
2/2
>>15202748
>maledomfags.png
>>15202766
I also enjoy maledom. But I honestly think equality is best.
>>15202869
Oh yeah that was the time .less did the cat with a barbed penis picture. Man did that cause a shit storm.
Is there anything worse than thin tails?
>>15202885
Amputated tails
>>15202866
>>15202869
Oh boy, it's screen cap time?
>>15202885
Small paws.
>>15202885
Jerks.
I shall fight a Dragon with my trust greatsword.
>>15202905
Anon, that's a dagger.
>>15202890
>mfw mine isn't in the cap
>>15202907
P-Powerful weapons come in small packages.
>>15202895
Why won't she just grow a BBT (Big Thick Tail) instead?
>>15202905
>greatsword
>not wood stick to prove your manliness
>>15202918
>not wrestling the dragon
I mean you obviously won't win but winning isn't the objective.
>>15202245
>>15202258
I meant a scam or con actually. My self-esteem is fine.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confidence_trick
>>15202922
>I mean you obviously won't win
Let him have his victory
>>15202793
Neat
>>15202922
>obviously
I reserve judgment until I've seen his stats.
>Famous couples all do the "semen challenge", film it and post it on MonsterTube
>The challenge consists of the MG sucking off her man until she is completely full with semen and can't ingest anymore
>Drugs and aphrodisiacs use are allowed and even encouraged
>Your Cheshire Cat neighbor watches all the videos and wants to do the challenge herself to not miss out on the freshest trend
>You're quietly minding your own business when she teleports, fully naked, in the middle of your living room
>She has a camera and asks you to be the man in her semen challenge video
How do you react?
>the way he puts it, it seems that he wanted this to be another incentive to get married to a monster, not a reason to fight them
He denied sons simply to make better conditions for the whole manhunt thing, he even says so somewhere in q&a more or less directly.
Sons = no need to hunt for outside men, or even appear near human societies whatsoever. The way mamono are however, men are much more of a scarce recourse for them, and make them resort to more assertive methods to husbando them. Of course it supports the main conflict too.
That's all there is to it, no dictation of side pick or genocide ending implied.
>>15202983
meant for >>15202787
>>15202982
Nah, there are monstars better for that, even if I'm in no-waifu mod.
>>15202983
>>15202987
Right, I forgot about that part
Well it's still an added incentive even though that's not it's main goal
Well, everything has been said I think, we can lay that subject to rest
>>15202787
>I'm gonna assume you were referring to MGE
MGE, and a few other monstergirl settings you might see on /tg/ a few years back, yeah.
But yeah, reasons on both sides. It all depends on the setting and writing. I am sick of people just having an unfounded kneejerk reaction to the inclusion of human sons the monent they see it, wherever it's in a story or a single post greentext. That just gets obnoxious.
>>15203023
You're still missing the point that human sons is a separate issue from sons in general. Not like you aren't obnoxious for trotting out your muh modern harmony every time you get called out on this either.
>>15203041
>human sons is a separate issue from sons in general
What? They both mean exactly the same thing. What distinction are you perceiving here? We've only ever been talking about human sons. Except for that one time someone attempted to compare it to monsterboys, for some reason.
>>15203023
>unfounded
The setting makes a point to label it impossible.
>Talking about boys
It's the monster girl thread you nerds.
>>15203053
The dude you responded was talking about incubi and sons in general. You're the one talking about human sons. I mean damn, even now you can't see the difference.
>>15203056
MGE? Well, it's not the first time people have completely ignored whatever tripe KC tries to spew. And it won't be the last.
Hell, mamano mana is just kind of a distilled antithesis to storymaking.
>>15203065
Oh, right, incubi. As far as the Encycopedia goes, incubus is a really weird term. You're just a guy affected by the monster magic, who now fucks better and can keep up their wife. Plus, whatever wife-relevant adaptability you want too.
But hey, the whole "are MGE incubi still" human is another discussion topic entirely. And a dumb, repetitive, tired out one at that.
>>15203056
The logic of any straight monstegirl setting too.
>DL says, "I want to make our people one people. So I'll make all mine sexy girls and humans will be their husbands and turn into something new."
>"Then we'll become one family!"
>So monstergirls are all female
>Take human men as husbands
>Have girls and eventually incubi
>Out of left field. "There's no reason that magical abominations shouldn't have regular human children."
I mean really. There's no narrative where that makes sense.
>>15203072
People haven't 'completely ignored' it yet though, as you whine in your earlier post.
>>15203084
More like as far as the encyclopedia goes, incubus is straight up said to be a monsterized man in the same way something like an elf doesn't look much different from a monsterized one. It specifically states the only reason they're not classed as a monster is they're the only one to retain spirit energy production. They are different than humans and as the straight up man creatures of the later profiles have shown, true monsters as well.
Could you tards stop the pointless arguing over other peoples headcanons.
You want an answer? Ask KC, otherwise just stick to whatever you want in your demented minds.
>>15203106
No. Other people might be having fun.
On the INTERNET.
>>15202739
In fairness to that anon, he's not the one that capped it either.That would be me
>>15202750
Incubi are monsterboys you idiot
>having pure humans is retarded
Who the fuck cares, it's a goddamned fantasy setting
>>15203137
>Incubi are monsterboys
>>15203137
>Says incubi are monsterboys
>Says it's okay to have them in the exact same post
Good one, Anon.
>>15203137
>fantasy being carte blanche for retardation and really stupid ideas
>what is internal consistency
heh
Okay, disregard dumb arguments.
What would you do if you saw this magical floating fox-girl in your room? Nothing untoward, I hope.
>>15203171
Tell her to get out.
>>15203171
I ask her to use her magic to summon a dragon-girl instead.
>>15203171
Argue with her wether having human sons is a bad idea.
>>15203176
>>15203179
Wow, rude. She even dressed up like that to look attractive to men.
>>15203187
>Ask a monstergirl if it's a bad idea to have a human son
>They go for your dick while saying you'll never know if you don't try to make one with her
Am I pretty?
>>15203171
Ask if I get a wish for every one of her tails.
Then wish for a cute loli kitsune wife.
>>15203190
Love with a fox-girl only leads to tragedy anon. Fox-girls are the prime victims of heroism you know.
>>15203198
Imagine the sounds she makes when she chews her food. I'm losing my appetite just thinking about it.
>>15203171
Ask her how does she like her steak
then tell her to pick up a controller, I need a player 2
>>15203171
Freak the FUCK out.
I mean, who knows what a powerful and beautiful fox-girl, who apparently has powers of teleportation and floating, would do to me?
>>15203198
Yes. Ghosts/spirits are a cute.
>>15203171
>Blushing and lewd fox maiden appears in my room
>panic and squeal like a dyspeptic pig before lunging for my gun locker, shedding a cloud of stale cheeto crumbs and rancid body odor
>trip over dirty laundry on the floor, tumbling to the ground and breaking my nose
>curse the secret liberal conspiracy that's weakened America so and reduced me to a useless fatbody.
>She's no longer blushing, just confused and faintly disgusted as I fumble with the keys
>she hesitantly tries to say something to calm me down, but I don't speak the devil's moon-tongue so it's useless
>finally open the locker, grab a surplus mosin plastered in 'Murican flags, and slap a stripper clip of rusty steel-cased ammo in while muttering slurred prayers to my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
>shoot all 5 rounds at her, firing from the hip like my idol John Rambo
>miss 5 times, only damaging my wall and the houses across the street
>have a heart attack from all this exertion, my last memory before passing out is the unique sensation of pissing myself and soiling my Walker Texas Ranger underoos
>save me Ronald Reagan
>save me
Other than that, I suppose I'd offer her some sweet tea and fried pigs feet
>>15203202
What if she just lolifies herself for you?
>>15203190
This is harassment. I'm going to have to ask her to step away from my crotch.
>>15203241That's the plan.
>>15203213
What game?
>>15203217
Oh jeez, who knows. With powers like that, she could eventeleport you both away to a private, sunset-lit beach and levitate into the air with you until you can see the scenery for miles in every direction.
>>15203228
How romantic.
>>15203244
You sly dog. Guess a lolifox is just perfect for you, then. Even if she does seem the blushing and earnest type.
>>15203228
Are you me?
>>15203262
>What game?
Hard corps uprising
>>15203272
Huh, I never knew Hard Corps had a sequel. Neat.
Might take a few minutes to teach the fox about the concept of video games, though.
>>15203262
>Even if she does seem the blushing and earnest type.
This just makes flustering her all the more fun. Hope she likes me playing with her ears and petting her hair.
>>15201964
I want to bully the eel whore.
>>15203262
Oh my, foxes have such romantic tastes.
It's almost as if she might be setting up an atmosphere for relaxing and tail-brushing.All to prepare for the subsequent sexy times, of course.
>>15203290
>Flustering the lolifox with love and care
>She gets so embarrassed about it that she tries to levitate out of reach
>But because you're indoors, you can just reach up, grab one of her soft, bare feet, and pull he down or tickle her so she loses focus and drops into your arms.
Where is everyone? Are they over at the Ryu shrine?
>>15203359
I'm stuck in the Hellhound Cave™. They have Wi-Fi now, it's not too bad actually.
Be wary of far away crabs they're faster and more perceptive than you'd expect.
>>15203359
I wouldn't have any money to donate. I would imagine that showing up empty-handed is rather rude.
>>15203359
I'm dying from hayfever, I need a nice monster girl nurse to make it better.
>>15203366
That crab half is massive.
>>15203366
>final boss running away from a crab
Why?
>>15203359
It's ok, I would visit her.
>>15203374
>>15203359
Just sitting on the sidelinescontemplating putting a shotgun to my head
>>15203366
>Those crab eyes
Nope
>>15203171
Say that I have no fried tofu and apologize. Politely refusing to make donations to her shrine if pressed.
>>15203171
Probably attend to those feet like a dirty shameless foot fetishist that I am.
>>15203376
Because it's meant to be the Ashen One wearing the Firelink set not the Soul of Cinder
>>15203387
>running from shitty crabs when you're in NG+
>>15203366
Poor girl just wants a hug.
>>15203359
Foxes are indecent whores!
>>15202916
Only Alps have those you know.
>Warosu is STILL down
FuuuUUUCK
Ahh, summer.
>dragon posting always happen while I'm sleeping
At least I'm sleeping with her I guess.
>>15203417
No you're not, she doesn't exist. You get no Dragons, I get no Dragons. Nobody gets Dragons. Except those guys who get komodo dragons.
>>15203414
I hate summer, I hate being at 40ºC
>>15203421
That's a lot. We never get that here in Elfgolia.
>>15203420
What are you talking about?
She is right here, looking at me while I work. She always tells me to keep moving foward.
If it wasn't for her I would've killed myself already. The fact that I'm alive and well proves that she exists.
>you will never grab a troll's booty handle
>>15203204
Victims of heroism? What do you mean?
>Implying monstergirls will ever find/rape you if you stay at home
Safe and sound in my apartment on the 14th floor
>>15203454
NEET-kun and the Singing Devil Bugs!
>>15203458
They're going to get so many headpats!
