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Now with more Cows.

Monster Girl Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UevqvF4h

Monster Girl Wordpress: https://monstergirlscollection.wordpress.com
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First for wights a best
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first for ayy
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Kikis are olev.

...come to think of it, all monster girls are olev
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>>15185821
>X-Comfaggots
Take a hike.
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Big fat snek titties.
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>>15185822
I wouldn't go that far.
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>>15185824
That Kejourou is like a kitten.
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>>15185822
Even the Siths? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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>>15185865
I'd prefer a cougar.
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>>15185880
Cougar kenjorou?
Sounds nice
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>>15185885
She's on the prowl for a younger man.
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Don't let your yeti waifu leave her long scarves in the open, your daughterus will try them on and trip over themselves and get all tangled up
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>>15185824
How would a Kejourou react if I ruffled and disheveled her hair?
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>>15185900
Even more reason to leave them in the open.
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>>15185892
Imma pet her head
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>>15185816
Best Undead
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Fuck it's got too warm all of a sudden, it's already the time of year where I want to relax in the arms of a Glacies while eating ice cream.
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>>15185900
>they run outside to play in the snow looking like Randy from A Christmas Story
>the local wendigos don't know how to react to this new blue and white monster running around aimlessly
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>>15185952
>tfw body feels like it's irradiating an insane amount of heat all the time even though it's cold
>Feeling too warm even in the cold weather
Kill me
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>>15185873
Furries are not monster girls.
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>>15185822
I want to olev a monster girl!
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>>15185997
Y-Yes they are!

STOP EXCLUDING ME!
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>>15185821
That snek doesn't appear to have great combat potential. Then again, the chance of an X-Com soldier actually hitting at target that small is probably zero anywhere except a single tile away.
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>>15185822
Not all, some of them are nasty.
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>>15186041
Better quit yer dog-lovin'
before I fire up the gas oven.
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I want to be the village sacrifice to the mysterious but evil Dragon that secludes herself in a castle, and is surrounded by riches!

I want to find out she's actually just a lazy fat NEET dragon who's not too terrifying in person!
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>>15186088
I'd rather a chubby loli that just wants a playmate
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>>15186096
The Dragon's been taxing those peasants for years, she's not a loli anymore.

She is a virgin though! And you know what that means!
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>>15186088
I'd rather a young fit dragon that wants someone to protect.
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Hey kid,

Wanna fuck?
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>>15186113
Sure thing ma'am!
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>>15186113
Do I have a choice?
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>>15186113
If a hellhound asked me that, I'd just pull my pants down right then and there.
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>>15186113
This is where the shota rips off the cloak and reveals that he's a muscle wizard in disguise right?
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>>15186113
Anything for a Hellhound.
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>>15186113
Sure. At least you are honest about what you want.
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>>15186108
You get to watch her awkwardly try to perform sex?

That and realize she's very underdressed?
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>>15186113
I don't bed with memegirls. You're not even worth a pity fuck, sugarnips.
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>>15186135
Fukkin' brootal m9
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>>15186113
She's being quite restrained for being a hellhound
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>>15186130
>You get to watch her awkwardly try to perform sex?
Yes! Sexually bullying the evil tyrant Dragon! Doing lewd things to her lewd body!

>That and realize she's very underdressed?
None of her clothes fit her anymore, and she's no nervous to leave her castle, so she just lounges on her lewd in just underwear, if that. What a lazy reptile.

That means sexual bullying is an option 24/7.
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>>15186135
Somebody doesn't know how this works!
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>>15186135
I fucking LOVE memes.
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>>15185901
Her hair would ruffle and dishevel your own hair while you'd be in the middle of it.
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>>15186162
Jokes on her, I cut mine too short to be ruffled not two hours ago!
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>>15186113
Sorry, I'm too busy making MGC great again
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>>15186169

Well she won't mind you ruffling her hair either way.
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>>15185865

>Pick up a loli Kej
>Sit down on a chair or couch somewhere closeby
>Set her down on your lap and start ruffling and playing with her hair
>She leans back against and enjoys it, coiling her hair around you
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>>15186171
MGC has always been great you bigot.
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>>15186150
She's turned over a new leaf after getting picked up on multiple occasions for raping tourists without even saying hello.

Now she at least greets you.
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>>15186186
Hnnngh
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>>15186151
Grope those hips!
Fondle those tits!
Knead the belly!
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>>15186171
I want to ask MGC's Lilim mayor if we can stop winning. We keep winning so much, I'm tired of winning. Please Ms. Lilim, no more winning.
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>>15186113
No thanks, I only date Kobolds and Werewolves.
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>>15186176
No, she's not supposed to enjoy it!

God dammit, bullying plan foiled.
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>>15186203
But she hasn't even sent the human women back yet.
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I'm in dire need of the source of this image.
Lives are at stake.
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>>15186215
>Builds wall around rift
>"Um now how are men going to get here?"
>WELP
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>>15186223
Artist is solopipb
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>>15186228
You build a gate and let them come in legally.
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>>15186123
>Shota muscle wizard
>At first glance, he appears to just be a normal meek shota
>Lascivious monstergirls are attracted to his stammering, honest, kind and easily embarressed nature
>They start getting all lewd with him, ruffling his hair and nibbling on his ears
>Then he rips off his robe
>The monstergirls all gasp
>He has a body of solid muscle that looks like it's been chiseled from steel
>Seriously, Bruce Lee would wish he had a body as good as this muscle wizard shota
>Not only that, but the shota's body is saturated with enough magic to kill a lesser being, strengthening his bones, muscles and tendons to the level of a god
>Monstergirls are all at the mercy of his strength and dick as he fucks them happily, apologising for being so inexperienced, complimenting them on how beautiful they look, and asking if he's doing okay
>By the end of it, he's hugging a big, curvy monstergirl like a mother or onee-san, while the monstergirl in question tries to comprehend just what the fuck is happening right about now
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>>15186135
when did hotdogs become memegirls
did they join up with the memecats
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>>15186249
Someone disliked them a lot.
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>>15186249
Any girl you don't like is a meme.
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Is Layers 3 out yet?
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Posting daki side 2 update again
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>>15186244
Damn straight
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>>15186255
Nope. You have to go into your shed to find the only copy ever made, and scan it onto the internet.
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>>15186255
If it was it would be easy to tell, the thread would be full of moth posting.
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>>15186256
Excellent
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>>15186244
>shota
eugh
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>>15186252
thats fair everyone has their own tastes
someone could even like the sith monsters
we'll find them and hang them in a public square

>>15186253
does that line of thinking also apply to life in general
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>tfw no mg space empire


mg mod for Stellaris when?
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>>15186256
Seeing the ring so clearly has made me curious now.

How would you acquire the wedding ring to give to Miia? What would it look like? (I assume the band around her finger in the pictures is just a symbolic gesture, while still remaining understated so other people don't get too distracted by it.)

How would you propose to her?
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>>15186262
>the thread would be full of moth posting
Nothing wrong with that. Provided we don't blow through our images as a result.
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>Anonymoose is already at Chapter 99
http://anonymoosesaga.pbworks.com/w/page/107827958/Chapter%2099

Basically has 2 parts

>Enemies regroup
>Enemies have a monstergirl with them
>Pre-battle with the mantis girl


>MC fights miniboss
>Miniboss backstory: lizard girl stabbed me, out for revenge, lizard girl will rage if I kill the MC
>Fight ensues: MC finds out that miniboss has a magical mcguffin that allows him to be strong and not feel pain
>MC blacks out after disarmed miniboss attacks him


That could have been better
Hopefully, the next chapter's the charm.
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>>15186294
I wish MGE moth was more popular, she looks so soft and her profile is pretty nice.
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>>15186314
I don't mind the fact that I dropped his story, as the only thing I appreciate from it is the big tittied chuuni Wyvern.
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>>15186320
I really don't understand why she isn't!
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>>15186320
a lot of mg's could use some lovin
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>>15186324
Indeed.
I wouldn't mind diving headfirst into her justice
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>>15186320
Agreed.

All I wish for is a tall moff with huge tits.
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>>15186335
Like the Nureonago
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>>15186290
Well, i'm not really 100% sure on what she would like.
I could see her wanting just a nice simple ring like i've been putting in my pictures
But i could just as easily see her wanting a more traditional kind of ring with a stone on it.

If it's the simple one she wanted, i would buy it, but if if she wanted one with a stone, i have my great grandmother's old ring which actually just looks really nice and has a ruby in it to match her scales.

For proposing, it's actually very similar to the rings, i think Miia might want to do something traditional, like me getting down on one knee after a really nice dinner date.
I think i would try and do it somewhere more private since i've personally always hated those big public proposals, I would give her the ruby one for the proposal, but would be open to something else if she wanted it

But on the other hand, i could easily see us doing something like just going to Vegas and eloping since i bet Miia would think it's romantic, we could get our rings somewhere there
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>Collating data from my old, crappy memory sticks into a new HDD
>Find some stuff I did years ago
>Including a story I wrote for NaNoWriMo 6 years ago, when I was 15

On the one hand, seeing how bad I was back then shows how much better I've become, and my grammar back then was still impeccable.
But on the other hand, holy shit, 16 year old me was a weeb faggot.
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>No Swiss Valkyrie wife.
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>>15186413
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>>15186405
>16 year old me was a weeb faggot.
>Implying that's not still exactly what you are.
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>tfw hungry but can't order pizza again

Curse this mortal coil.
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>>15186329
>Gentle girls who just want a man to impregnate them
>Built in aphrodisiacs without the need to bite or sting you
>Any effect them have on people outside of their family is purely accidental
They're too good for this world.
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>>15186419
RIP Uncle Phil!
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>>15186421
>Order pizza
>Get raped

This is the most lousy 13.87 plus tip I've ever spent, and now I have demon herpes!
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>>15186442
>>Get raped
>Being raped
Scrub.
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>>15186440
What can you say about Phillip Banks? WHAT THE HECK can you say about Philip Banks?
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>>15186420
Touche.
But reading through this 55,000 story, I'm fucking to the point where I can actually feel muscles twitching somewhere near my temples when I read some of the names. We're talking about advanced, shitty DeviantArt-tier weebfaggotry here.
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>>15186419
>tfw watching the final episode right now
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>>15186451
What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.
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>>15186455
That's "55,000 word story", rather.
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>>15186421
>Meat lovers

One extra large please
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>>15186442
Relax, demon herpes just makes you extremely horny. And there is a cure. The cure is fucking.
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>>15186469
SEX.
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>>15186421
I want a yandere Succubus.
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>>15186469
He was only human, but yes he was chicken and waffles.
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>>15186490
>>15186521
And I fail to believe that a Tanuki can profit from a man's dick.
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>>15186516
Is there a point to yanderes if they can't do crazy eyes and/or give you a fear boner?
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>>15186527
And who are you?
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>>15186538
I'm the Bummer, Man.
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>>15186536
A yandere that doesn't do the crazy eyes is scarier than one that does. Think on that.
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>"Open wide~"
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>>15186544
I think I get what you mean. This person is so in control that they can keep their own intense emotions in check for the end goal: you. There will be no breakdown, everything they do will be planned carefully and methodical. In essence, there is no escape, and no choice but to accept their love.
Or maybe I missed the point.
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>>15186559
I'm gonna open fire wide alright.
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>>15186559
What is she trying to feed there? Some piece of something which shouldn't have pieces removed from it?
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>>15186561
My nigga, you're spot-on.
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>>15186559
I don't wanna be a Fuminori
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>>15186559
No, thanks, I like my meat fully rendered. But thank you for offering!
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>>15186559
You're not my waifu.
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>>15186559
I'm not sure if I want to know what that is.
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>>15186559
The only reason that would be censored is because it is INCREDIBLY LEWD.

Silly fish, that sort of thing is ONLY FOR PRIVATE FUN.
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>>15185997
You'd be surprised the things people can fetishize
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>>15185873
Asajj Ventress-chan is cute!
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>>15186559
only if you tell me what you are giving to me first.

>>15186635
>beastialtety
Jesus christ. I was not prepared for this.
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>>15186388
literally worse than a sea slime
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>>15186635
/k/ please leave
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>>15186635
I still can't believe somebody actually raped a doe so they could use it's juices to lure in bucks to hunt.
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>>15186671
Well to be fair unless she was in estrus it wasn't going to do a goddamned thing.
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Is /k/ the most degenerate board?
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>>15186685
Well, one of them did rape a coyote.
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>>15186685
They're on the second tier of board degeneracy.
/mlp/ and /trash/ are the highest tier.
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>>15186689
and fingered a cougar
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>>15186701
Remember when one got his dick stuck in a gun?
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>>15186644
Forgot I was in the monster thread for a moment there...
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>>15186701
What?
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>>15186710
Or that one who boiled chicken tendies, a disassembled Makarov and a rubber horse mask with Cosmoline instead of water.
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>>15186701
Haven't heard that one. But I'm not surprised, really.
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>>15186710
>One
At least 1/4 of /k/ has done this. Including me.
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>>15186701
>>15186689
>>15186635
When they say /k/ loves /an/ they mean it
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>>15186713
I think that one was /an/ not /k/, but yea, this guy had a pet mountain lion and to deal with it going into heat he he the qtip method, with his fingers.
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Wet firerats.
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>>15186768
Best for nursing back to health since you pushed them in the water anyways.
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>>15186756
Christ, I wish there was a screencap of that.
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>>15186768
what if i undo a firerats hairbuns? what will I find?
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>>15186851
>hairbuns
...you mean her ears? I don't recommend doing that.
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>>15186788
There is. I don't have it, but it's out there.
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>>15186857
whoops, firerat cosplaying as chun-li when?
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Is there any better monster girl to be a daki for than a Weresheep?
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>>15186768
I'm gonna wake up a firerat by dumping a bucket of ice cold water on her!
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>>15186851
Those are big floppy mouse ears.
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>>15186864
The Weresheep is not the daki in the bed, Anon.
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>>15186880
Why can't we be each other's dakis?
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>>15186864
I want to be a Kejourou's daki
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>>15186864
I wish my waifu had soft fur so I could drown in tthem. Don't tell her I said that, she will get sad.
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>>15186559
Blech, get that ugly girl away from me!

And render that food!
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>>15186864
Embrace the sheep.
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>>15186864
Yeti and Wendigo are close
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You know what disappoints me? That in MGE's universe, monstergirls were originally bloodthirsty monster that wanted no business with interacting with humans other than killing and devouring them.

Speaking of which, how the hell did humanity survive long enough for the demon lord to turn all the monsters into monstergirls, there's over 170 different species alone.
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>>15186950
Read the wiki.
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>>15186950
The previous Chief God would allow monsters to roam and cull the human population before sending in his army of angels, order troops, and hero(es) to deal with them.
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>>15186186
I'd like to think that brushing each others' hair demonstrates a great level of trust and intimacy between kejourou and their partners; and to have a kejourou offer to brush your hair is a sign of that.
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>>15186961

And when the monster lord would be defeated, the rest of the monsters would kill each other until a new leader came around
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>>15186980
That's cute.
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>>15186980

That's how I see it too.
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>>15186980
>Best guess for this image: cartoon
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I'm going to genetically engineer a yeti for combat and hugs!
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>Kejourou sitting behind you, combing your hair
>Other than the sound of combing there's complete silence.
>Time seems to slow down for awhile before she stops.
>She inches closer to you, gently enveloping you in her hair and hugging you, resting her head on your shoulder.
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http://i.imgur.com/ihfCDA7.jpg (yfw she gets a little too into the B)

>>15187010
Huh, that's interesting. Source is Amari Mawari
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>>15187057
Sounds comfy.
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>>15187057
but my hair is not long enough for a proper combing
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>>15187057
Cute. I like it.
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>>15187066
Then you get a scalp massage instead
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>>15187079
but my hair is too long and thick for a scalp massage
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>>15187031
>Doktor, remove my cuddle inhibitors
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>>15186935
Those tits would make great pillows.
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>>15187031
Alright, but why?
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>>15187057
Aw.
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Snakes or Spiders, /mgg/?

Choosing a third option will result in your castration
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>>15187097
>But Jacqueline, that will...

>>15187101
Why not?
Keeps you safe and makes you feel safe
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>>15187114
Lamis >>>> Rest
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>>15187114

Spider-snakes.
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>>15187114
yes
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>>15187114
Snakes. And Echidna is best snake.
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>>15187114
I love both.
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>>15187127
>>15187140
Take off your pants, I'm getting the scissors.
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>>15187135
You mean Apophis
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>>15187114
Spiders
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>>15187114
snakes seem easier to cuddle
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>>15187114
Snakes

I'm still afraid of spiders

But Miia got me over my fear of snakes
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>>15187124
Why is Apophis so great?
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>>15187114
Fluffy snakes.
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>>15187159
Black sclera, purple.
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>>15187146
But they're both great!
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>>15187151
Echidna is best snake. You are wrong, accept it.
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>>15187159
This >>15187165 Also yandere
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Reptiles can't love, guys.

They lack empathy.
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>>15187181
>Yandere

I... will allow it
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>>15187181
That too.

Shame Apo's aren't portrayed as yanderes that often.
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>>15187175
No
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>>15187194
Do you think spiders can?

They try to kill you.
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>>15187223
With kisses.
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>>15186864
she IS the daki.
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>>15187114
Spiders every time.

>lots of strong legs to hold you
>a large body, able to ride behind her
>spins a web, any size
>can tie you up just like flies
>look out! look out for spider-wife
>can use webs to make your entire wardrobe

The list just keeps going on and on.
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You wouldn't brush a snake's tongue, would you?
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>>15187226
And their massive spider tits.
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>>15187242
More cows are nice.
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>>15187239
I brush my own tongue so I don't see why not.
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>"Pally Crane. Attorney at law. How can I help you son?"
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>>15187255
Paladins are shit self-inserts for /tg/ autists.

Always has been. Always will be.
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>>15187194
incorrect
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>>15187255
Yeah, is it possible to get, I dunno, a temporary restraining order? There's this cute Ushi-Oni down the road that's been interested in me for a while, and I know this because she smashed a hole in my house, slammed me into a wall and said outright "I'm interested in you" and then ran off. Since then she's been doing similar stuff. Now, I kinda like her, but I'd like her to stop doing that, at least until the next full moon - I know there's no force on earth could stop her then - but I'd like to at least be able to set up some reinforcements on the house and my skeleton so that that night might be, I dunno, something special. Is that even possible?
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>>15187265
Not him, but nobody cares, Anon.
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>>15187255
my tanuki supervisor is extorting sexual favors from me at the threat of losing my job!
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>>15187287
>your tanuki boss will never do a line of coke off your dick
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>>15187293
>line of coke
>not line of cum

These are mamono, not Scarface.
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>>15187281
>"Damn Spidercows, fought a bunch of them in the contact war you know. We have a case, we'll push to get more seals on her to settle down her violent tendencies. Deus vult."
>>15187287
>"Get it together man, she's a midget, a raccoon. Get into her office and assert your dominance. We don't want to meet her in court, trust me on that one lad. The jury will be bought out so badly they'll have 3-story beach houses in Miami."
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>>15187265
>getting triggered by a picture that has a paladin in it without any retarded hfy shit
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How does one manage to make a monstergirl lose her temporary schoolgirl crush for him?
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>>15187303
>Getting upset when your bullshit is called out

Calm down.
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>>15187255
I'm being held ransom by a Succuvirus. SHe's in sleep mode no
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>>15187300
>this guy
>saying that while his Ushi-Oni partner is standing RIGHT NEXT TO HIM
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>>15187317
His partner will take it out, in the way of sexual frustrations, on one of the young interns.
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>>15187313
deus vult
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>>15187299
What about cum laced with coke?
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>>15187255
Hypothetically, if someone was branded a traitor by the government, how hard would it be to have that overturned?
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>>15187317
Not humid but, A snarky friendship is a must, as Law and Order taught me.
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>>15187340
What's with you and coke, dude? It's not 1989 anymore.
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>>15187345
him*, what's going on with autocorrect it used to be better
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>>15187351
When i think of big business CEO bosses, i think of them doing lines of coke off of prostitutes in secret in some cheap motel
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>>15187293
>>15187361
if my tanuki boss is doing a line of coke on my dick she better do it in someplace classier than a damn motel i deserve better ;_;
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>>15187375
Shut up ya mug! And strip for her like the slut you are!
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>You'll never be the owner of a big company you built yourself from scratch
>You'll never be visited by a rich Tanuki businesswoman who takes interest in your company and offer an acquisition proposal
>You'll never take all of 3 seconds to refuse because you don't feel like it, just to see the look on her face
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>>15187242
>ywn wake up to this face
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>>15187375
You know what you are? A slut. Only a slut would let a old creepy tanuki molest them and snort drugs off their dick. Only a slut would fuck her afterwards as she holds a wad of bills in front of you telling you to earn it. But that's okay, she loves to treat flithy sluts like you in the matter you deserve. Unless you're willing to agree to her offer to work as her assistant .
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>>15187375
>i deserve better ;_;
No you don't, now shut up and get back to eating her out if you want to keep your job
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>>15187413
>A slut.
I'm not a slut, a slut would let faceless tanuki executives have their way with him in full view of the office!
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>>15187445
Would you?
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>you will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus
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>>15187445
stop trying to stand up for me, i know what i am and i need my job
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>>15187472

>you will never be breastfed by a Kowjourou
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>>15187478
Anon, please, I can only take so much.
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>>15187469
No, I'd resist, and then they'd have to remind me of their power and then I'd get to servicing them!
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>>15187496
So a slut.
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Choose the cow.
DO IT NOW.
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>>15187509
I want the grass.
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>>15187509
My answer hasn't changed since the last three times you've done this.
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>>15187509
The black and white one
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>>15187499
No, I'd resist them. I'd also make angry faces at them, only to ahegao as they grind my will to nothing
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>>15187509
I choose them all
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Ayy /mgt/ long time no see. What'd I miss?

Also new poll:
http://polljunkie.com/poll/eraong/whats-next

The other items on my to-do list are still there, I'm just trying out a smaller list and seeing how it goes.

Pls vote pls
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>>15187558

I'd say more Ittan Momen!

How's it going, snib? Keeping yourself busy I see. I'm plugging away at drawing too
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>>15187558
Hello snib

for stuff from me, Just daki updates and i'm getting a daughteru picture
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>>15187576

You might've mentioned this before, but which artist are you commissioning this from?
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>>15187558
>Anubis at #1
Aww man, come on guys
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>>15187583
I have but i'm more then happy to share again
http://53c.deviantart.com/

Their prices are really fucking good, and he apparently gets stuff done ine 3-5 days after you pay

Would love to see some MGE stuff from him

thinking about getting wockfag a present if i can land a job soon
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Your penis has been mauled by a Manticore! Start over?
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