Touhous were made to love each other emotionally and sexually
Remiria is cute! Cute!
>>15175827
Hips too wide for a vampire loli.
Touhous were made for hate and will fight each other to death in gensokyo's ragnarok
Touhous were made to be raped by countless faceless men
>>15175791
Please don't sexualize the perfect meido and the vampire loli, their relationship is pure.
Even if they love each other there's nothing sexual going on.
Touhous were made to fit in with the boss themes ZUN wrote.
>>15176463
You.
I like you.
>>15179503
A tiny tiny ohayou. Cute!
>>15176463
This is what I hate about the community. Their relationship is pure as fuck. The SDM is like a family, with Sakuya being the mother figure.
It's a shame people ruin that cute image of how a rumored ex vampire hunter, adopted 2 vampire girls instead of killing them.
>>15176463
>>15179503
>>15180049
My niggas.
>>15180049
>>15180334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4-yIcr-7l0
>>15176463
>>15179503
>>15180049
OH NO. CUTE GIRLS LIKE SEX? IT CAN'T BE, SAKUYA WOULD NEVER DO SUCH TERRIBLE THINGS. IF THAT WERE TRUE, WHAT EVER WILL I DO? FUCK MY INADEQUACIES ARE EMERGING. I MUST SUPPRESS THEM BY TRYING TO CONTROL OTHERS!
You're fucking retarded if you think they wouldn't want dick.
>>15182164
get the FUCK outta here
you don't need to sexualize everything
even ZUN hates it when you sexualize the touhous
>>15182164
>saying that while posting art from a yurifag artist
Everyone is just a little homo. I accept my waifu.
>>15182164
pathetic dude, just pathetic
Touhous are for princess carrying.
>>15182164
Preach it, fellow hetfag.
>>15182317
Yurifags may be disgusting reprobates, but they often can draw pretty good.
Speaking of yuritrash, it belongs on /u/, so stop posting it here.
>>15175791
If they were made to love each other sexually, why are they all female? Even with man on man some penetrative sex is possible without requiring tools; woman on woman provides the least sexual options out of all possible combinations.
>>15183420
Protip: gay people exist.
>>15183435
No shit, were talking to one right now.
Fuck off faggot, even with gays they are a tiny minority. Yet that doesnt stop yurifags corrupting everything.
Family love is the purest!
>>15189997
>>15190215
>>15176463
>Even if they love each other there's nothing sexual going on.
This is true. Its why Sakuya had to hire Marisa for the job.
>>15190243
Why does Marisa get all the girls?
Masterpiece
>>15190294
Could YOU resist her swagger?
>>15182164
what a c*ckold!
I like to think that outdated concepts like Matchmakers, relationship resumes, serenading and love letters have found their way to Gensokyo
>>15189997
>>15190215
>>15190235
My heart can't handle this.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/645169
Ahhhhhhh so damned cute. Why'd you have to go Pasteltel?
>>15175791
ZUN says otherwise. http://www.animemaru.com/an-interview-with-zun-creator-of-the-touhou-series-of-games/
>>15193755
muh fanon porn is ruined!
>>15193755
>Implying he was actually serious with his answers getting an interview from a filthy foreigner.
>>15190294
Marisa is one of the more masculine 2hus(Yuugi being the most, obviously), so she's easy to ship. She is somewhat feminine yet masculine enough for it to affect her personality without detracting from a female identity, which seems to be attractive for shippers. Same goes for any characters from any franchise. That said, too much masculinity seems to be a turn off for most shippers. Girls that you wouldn't know don't have a penis don't make any couple romantic.
tl;dr tomboys r cute but nobody likes a dyke
>>15194580
I recognize that belt and that USB stick.
>>15194122
Implying they actual interviewed him. .. Anon that site is the weeb equivalent of The Onion. They literal have an article titled "Wormhole Provides Terrifying Glimpse of 2116 Winter Anime Season"...