Post China.
Truly the best guard.
Those eyes, that body, my penis...
A Meiling thread? Then this calls for Moneti's dick hardening renditions of the sultry curvaceous guard of the Scarlet Devil Mansion!
Where did titty Meiling come from?
>>15164740
>Where did titty Meiling come from?
The heavens.
>>15164694
Dick status: MUH
My favorite Meiling image!
>>15164740
This is probably not true but I remember reading that Chinese girls stereotypically have big tits in Japan.
>>15165340
It's shit.
>>15164694
Moneti the devil gave me a fetish for loli x MILF
SDM's resident titty monster.
>>15165638
I hate you.
>>15164740
From Ireland. She's actually a Leprechaun!
>wears green
>has red hair
>has rainbow based attacks
>is lazy (like a typical irishman)
>protects "treasure"
Her Chinese theme is all a farce!
>>15166181
>SDM's resident titty monster
Isn't that Koakuma?
>no littlefinger
get real, /jp/
MY favorite Meling image
>>15166238
You can do it Patchouli!
>>15167740
No, she can't. She really can't. Please don't make her.
>>15167750
I'll princess carry her the rest of the way then.
>>15167750
YES SHE CAN.
>>15167772
No, no, she can't.
>>15167754
You'd be carrying her in a body bag.
>>15166422
Who are you quoting?
If Meiling were Irish she would have no ass, and despite "muh redheads" Ireland doesnt have that many gingers.
Meiling is Chinese. Luckily ye olde Chinese, because modern Chinese are shit. They come in three varieties. The maindland Chinese people who are terrible in every possible way. The westernized immigrants who are socjus as fuck whining about how opressed they are, despite their parents choosing to be in western countries instead of the shithole called China (Parents are actuallly better than their children in this case) and finally, the Chinese who stay in asian countries that arent China. I cant judge them as i havent met them, but due to avoiding SJW bullshit and the CCP, but given Singapore is doing really well I think they are probably great people.
Meiling would weep seeing modern China. Would /jp/ be kind to her and tell her how great Chinese culture is, and completely avoid questions reguarding the current state of China?
Also Touhou has quite a bit of Chinese in it, whats the Chinese version of a weeb, and does /jp/ have such people? I can see such people existing after maybe getting interested in the culture given how stuff from China shows up in Japanese media. Pic related.
Momiji is also Chinese, she just dyes hair hair to avoid looking edgy. Or maybe she's just albino.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiangou
>Tales explain that you must beat dogs and drive them away in order to ward off the tiangou. The dog god would then spit out the sun or moon and flee back into the heavens.
Would you bully Momiji, Ran, Kyouko and Kagerou (or any future canine youkai) with Meiling and Seiga?
>>15168464
Meiling's probably happier that China isn't noted for starving to death en masse anymore.
>>15168520
The only reason they arent starving is becuase they discovered how to make toxic, artificial eggs, cardboard buns, probably fake meat too.
Meiling would be sad, as the Chinese culture she loved was stamped out by Mao. She would feel like a stanger in her own country, oh and the kicker will be very soon.It's only a matter of time until the iconic panda bear arrives in Gensokyo.
>>15168543
...Have you been near China? At all?
>>15168560
No, the information about how horrible Chinas is made sure I would never visit anywhere outside Hong Kong.
I also dont want to visit a country where I dont speak the language, and I havent master Japanese yet.
But the smog, rivers flled with dye, gutter oil and videos of poor infastructure ensure I never will. Also if I visit China I am giving money to the CCP, fuck them, they ruined China why the hell would I want to give them my money?
I should have saved that webm of the woman being chewed up by the escalator. China is a horrible place.
>>15168574
In that case I highly suggest staying out of mainland East Asia in general.
>>15168543
>>15168574
what the fuck
>>15168464
>Also Touhou has quite a bit of Chinese in it
China was a massive influence on East Asia, to the point of basically being the Asian version of Rome and Greece. Not surprising.
>I can see such people existing after maybe getting interested in the culture given how stuff from China shows up in Japanese media. Pic related.
Definitely happened to me. I got interested in Chinese culture and ancient china from all the stuff you see in weeb stuff (though Exalted helped quite a bit too).
>>15169357
But are you the Chinese version of a weeb?
I tried getting into Chinese stuff, but I thought Confuscius was full of shit, didnt care about Buddhism, and given the state of modern China. Not that post war Japan is anytthing like pre war Japan culturally, which is a damn shame.
/ch/ when?
China is like the Rome of the east sure, but that makes India Greece given that Buddhism came from there/Nepal and they used to be good at medicine. Rome was just a vector for the good stuff Greece came up with. China was pretty similar. Allthough I think China started the spread of drining tea, and as a British person I thank them for that. Fuck knows what trash I would be drinking if I didnt have tea. Allthough didnt India start milk drinking?
>>15169381
Chink here. You know Industrial Revolution era Britain and America? That's current China, only with that many more autismos in charge of the government.
Confucius actually still has a massive impact on Chinese culture despite Mao's attempts. The deference towards authority is still engrained, though fading rapidly, and education as well as filial piety are still primary social values, which are some of the few good ideas he had.
>>15169616
You cant compare America and Britain, as they werent in a time when the government was spying on everyone. Unlike those two periods, China doesnt seem to be comign to and end annd becoming a civilzied superpower. Especially given their crumbling infastructure.
>Chink here
You are only here if you dont live in China, or are using a proxy. Either way, that should tell you how terrible modern China is.
Personally I think China is beyond fucked. Industrial Britain was ahead of everyone else for it's time. China is now behind. Add in poor quality infastructure and polloution ruining your own land, and there is no way it can last.
how is to date a china?
ROMANCE OF THE 2 TITTIES.
So, how big is your china folder anons?
Mine is probably not as great as other anons here330 MB, 459 pictures and counting
I only save the pictures i like of course, otherwise it would be GB+ in size if i saved every single one i came across
>>15169679
Proxy. I wasn't saying that the CCP is a mess that should be murderized ASAP, but eh. The thing is that most Chinese can look west at India and see actual crumbling infrastructure, ethnic strife and hardcore pollution.
Even Donald Trump loves China
>>15170618
>The thing is that most Chinese can look west at India and see actual crumbling infrastructure, ethnic strife and hardcore pollution.
So China with brown people?
>>15169833
Dream of her red chamber.
Which now I think about it, it's interesting how the Chinese character ended up at a red mansion. I wonder if Zun put her there as a reference.
>>15170996
finest china in the thread
meiling is a cool older sister for the young touhous!
Meiling will conquer the world!
>>15166211
Thanks.
>>15168543
>>15168574
I've been to China a few times to visit relatives
I can confirm this
>>15182569
but those are Chinamen.
what about Chinawomen?
>>15187588
extremely superficial, wanting to be dolls, insecure. They will only like men for very superficial reasons as well.
>>15187622
oh. I was waiting for a wall of screenposts like the previous one but its fine.
>>15167005
Where the scars at?
>>15187622
Legit. Due to the gender disparity they could afford to act like that.
>>15169775
Thats a vietnamese dress.
Meiling loves haggis!
>>15203088
Meirin-sama is so cool!
>>15202747
Celtic myth and legend would be an added goldmine for Zun if he was so inclined.
>>15203088
Meiling-sama is so cool!
>>15203088
Mĕilín-sama is so cool!
>>15214490
Merrin is coor
Here it is
>>15214728
China will grow larger
>>15214896
She just did.
What do her boobs feel like?
>>15239620
The exact same as all the other girls you've been with. You've been with a girl before... right?
>>15214930
return of the butt
>>15239643
rip reporter
new Burning Meiling when?
>>15168464
When will this meme finally end.
I think one prevalent problem with self-hating diaspore chinks is that they love animu so much and look at the great aesthetic success of japanese culture, and feel bad about why China nowadays isnt like this. They then construct some imaginary historical narrative, wherein China of the olde-time isnt like the dirt-filled 3rd world shithole it is today, but something more like some bigger and better Japan, full of aesthetically pleasing culture and arts and muh !notBushido honor, because, apparently, The Water Margin and Three Kingdoms is so full of that stuff and thus it has to be correct.
In reality, China was never like Japan. China was always a dirt-filled shithole, ruled by tyrannical emperors, who on the one hand killed anyone who stood before them, but on the other hand, coundnt combat official corruption to safe their own lifes. Quite literally. This lead to a culture that was surprisingly libertarian and was dominated by corrupt local officials who took big cuts from the laissez faire economy in turn, because it was the most lucrative.
Chinese arent Japanese and will never be. China isnt a honourable warrior-culture, but a creepy corrupt merchant culture. It was always like this. China was always dirty and was filled with masses of half-starved peasants and absolutely corrupt merchants and government officials. If China wasnt like this, they wouldnt have over 9000 dynasties one after another, each of them in power through violent and genocidal revolutions and rebellions, but just one single dynasty that has lasted thousands of years - like Japan. Because that single dynasty did nothing bad or corrupt warranting a violent overturn by the starving and oppressed people.
And if we assume that Hong Meiling really comes from old China, she would feel quite at home today in the PRC.
PRC is original China. Literally nothing has changed. To the good and to the bad.
Thus, Meiling would actually feel pretty good and quite possibly become some le ebin merchant from southern china, scamming whitey tourists with fake sneakers and bribing the local officials to get ahead in business. She literally do not even have to learn anything about the modern world to live in today's China. She literally only has to do as she did during Song, Ming, Qing etc. era.
Pic related: Red Haired Merchant happily smoking opium after having scammed a bunch of wapanese whiteys lost on their way to Japan.
>>15242687
You can actually trace EXACTLY why China is and will remain a shithole until something actually changes. It goes back to the fucker Confucius, who basically poisoned all 3000 years of development with his shitty philosophy. Qinshihuang did exactly the right thing by murdering all the Confucians and burning their books, because that shit is why China has no ethics regarding money (cuz merchant class and money is beneath noble men hurr durr) and why there was never a successful Enlightenment or Meiji Restoration (because muh Middle Kingdom, muh old ways), which the diaspore Five Cent Party conveniently forgets how modern Japan completely abandoned its old ways, twice. Confucius also established the cornerstone of China's fucked up social system, where corruption is institutionalized because "official" means education means they know better than you, and the lower class is strongly discouraged from questioning their "betters". At least in most of Japan's history said "betters" will bleed out in war just like you and the emperor doesn't have any power.
Anyways, Meiling wouldn't like current China because there isn't enough bloodshed going on for a youkai like her to feast on human flesh or establish a nice mountain fort with. She'd much prefer 1930s era or any of the warring states periods.
Less politics
More Hong
>>15245879
Chinese Civil War doujin with Meiling when?
>>15245879
What the fuck is this subhuman word slew?
>tfw no big china to tenderly bully
Every so often I sit down and try to really examine the question which2huwouldufug and I think China is pretty much my definitive answer hands down
>great body
>keeps in shape
>always employed
>pretty danmaku
>friendly
>seems to be the least autistic member of SDM by far
>could probably get me invited to SDM parties
>>15248908
The past tense of "slay"?
>>15249917
Excellent points, and a fine taste, but I would still choose Alice, because she's Alice.
I love China. China all the time.
>>15249917
>seems to be the least autistic member of SDM by far
>>15254585
Don't forget about the maid.
>>15255062
>least autistic
Nah, Sakuya MUST be autistic. She has no vacations, no life outside of the SDM.
She isnt even paid.
Why else would she do it if not for autism?
She may genuinely love Remilia and Flan (in a motherly sense) and maybe thats why Meiling and Patchy stuck around too, Remilia isnt unpleasent and after a while you would feel like family.
But even Meiling has her breaks in the form of naps, Patchy just does her own thing in the basement and is 100% autistic.
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>15267342
She's very uncomfortable but she's trying to look confident in an attempt to hide it. However, her attempt is not very succesful.
That's what I got from it, anyway.
>>15268730
Meant to say comfortable, fuck.
>>15267342
Aya offered free wedding photography in exchange for a few poses on the big day!
>>15267342
"I can't fight in these."
Arise! All who those who don’t want to be slaves!
Let our flesh and blood forge our new Great Wall!
As the Chinese people have arrived at their most dangerous time,
Every person is forced to expel his very last cry.
Arise! Arise! Arise!
Our million hearts beating as one,
Brave the enemy’s fire, March on!
Brave the enemy’s fire, March on!
March on! March on! On!
What happens if she eats some of marisa mushrooms?
>>15283043
Her tits get even bigger and she can break bricks with a single punch.
>>15283043
>>15170557
It's pretty big.
I bet China would appreciate a nice, big, sturdywall.
http://youtu.be/AYJjEwLM-Jg
In China a green hat means you have been cheated on. Meiling is a cuck.
Would you cuck Hong?
>>15300688
this changes my perception of their military.
>>15164608
Meiling is so pretty.
>>15300688
Wait, what?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Hat
> In China, the phrase "wearing a green hat", refers to a cuckold.
Holy shit.
Scandal at the SDM!
Gatekeeper is slowly adding more innocent girls to her harem!
>>15165246
I suppose you thought that was terribly clever.
>>15301464
The Parsee of the SDM.
>>15301233
>>15300688
Well, if I remember correctly the green military cap with a star or badge is specifically associated with the Chicom soldiers who fought in the 1930s and '40s.
What is this face trying to convey?
>>15307631
My tit hurts.
>>15307631
>This place is too hot.
>My bikini is too tight.
>I don't like these people.
>Sakuya is making fun of me again.
>I hate Sakuya.
>I wish I was at home shitposting on /jp/
Tocharian qt dragon
>>15307904
Tocharian A or B?
No speak English. I have strong back. Work hard!
>>15307631
Mating intent.
Miss Hong makes me feel warm inside.
>>15294721
>>15239643
>>15214930
Where does china stays if the weather is too hot outside?
>>15316437
Her dreams.
>>15316455
>>15314684
I wish this artist would draw some Patchouli.
>>15308211
Stop I'm trying to cut back on fapping,
>>15319129
That bra is even worse than the shitty keyhole sweater.
pretend you marry china for a second, how would she act as a wife?
>>15325262
Well I'd hope she wouldn't be acting! That would hurt.
>>15325262
Well in my case it's probably going to be incest, for starters.
>>15336883
Are you China's mother?
>>15203088
Meirin-sama is so cool!
>>15203088
Mĕilín-sama is so cool!
>>15203088
China is cool
